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Seven minutes my ass. GM COME BACK~

>> No.269580

Namekian minutes.

>> No.269581

where's the thread from earlier today

>> No.269585

>>269581
dig back a few pages or moar.

>> No.269587

Real life always has to fuck up our plans, eh?

>> No.269588

>>269580
Are you Gensyoko guys still on Namek?

>> No.269599

Not Touhou-related.

>> No.269601

>>269588
Scarlet Devil Namek, yes.

>>269581
page 4. see
>>268633

>> No.269627

>>269580
ohshit

>> No.269629

>>269576

wate wut

>> No.269636

OH MY GOD IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
THE LAKE IS GM

>> No.269683

>>269636
GM heard a knock on the door.

">>269212
Yes. Brb 7 minutes." he wrote, and headed over the door.

"It's probably some kid asking for donations. Just say no thanks and close the do-"

And noticed something was wrong. Instead of seeing a person at the, now open, door, there was water. Endless amounts of it.

"Holy shit-" he screamed, he screamed as his house was filled with the ice-cold lake.

-----

Yukari grins.

>> No.269689

>>269683
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>> No.269681

the lake kidnapped GM

>> No.269704
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yes yes, also the lake can fly.

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>> No.269726
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>> No.269731

>>269683
This is what GM gets for not including her in the story.

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>>269683

>> No.269737
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>> No.269745

>>269683
Also,
>headed over TO the door.

>> No.269761
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269761

I'm starting to suffer from GM withdrawal

>> No.269767

That lake is a menace to society.

We should convince Flandre to destroy it.

>> No.269781

>>269767
No, WE should destroy it.
WE NEED TO GET OUR REVENGE.
WE NEED TO SAVE GENSOKYO.
We need to save... everyone.

>> No.269789

>>269781
instead of force we should try to lure it in a trap

>> No.269809

We need to ask the shrine maiden. She can help us.

>> No.269827

>>269789
send flan down to play by it, and when it rises up to take her, flee?

>> No.269836

>>269827
[X] Scream

>> No.269844

>>269781
This lake... is an eyesore

>> No.269873
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>>269781
we can't fight the lake. We don't stand a chance.

>> No.269888

>>269873
FUCK!

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>> No.269905

The lake is Anti-Spiral.

>> No.269915

>>269905
No, it's the prototype for the Death Spiral Machine.

>> No.269921

>>269893
;_;

>> No.269924

>>269893
:\ good morning

>> No.269930

>>269924
>>:\

I'm going to have to ask not to do that here sir.

>> No.269942

Where is da GM?

>did he go Swimming?

>> No.270040

This F5-ing and scrolling trough /jp/ is killing me

>> No.270067

Who was the only that Sakuya called Oni chan??

>> No.270098

>>270067
Spoilers: Anon goes into the SDM past and tries to befriend Sakuya. It utterly fails, and Flandre sees Sakuya calling us dumbass, which is why Flandre thought it would be a good nickname for us.

>> No.270099

>>270067
Impressive English you've got going there.

>> No.270110

>>270098
shittttttttttttttt

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270114

We need to befriend Sakuya no matter what

>> No.270138

>>270135
we're currently hoping that Flandere calling us "dumbass" will make sakuya laugh.

>> No.270135

>>270114
We can't befriend Sakuya now, at all. We snuck into the mansion, and we used her kitchen. It won't be easy to make her forgive us for doing that.

>> No.270143

>>270138
or at least not hate us as much.

>> No.270151

>>270138
>>270143

I think the frilly dress we're wearing might help.

>> No.270154

Hint: If you run across situation when you can save some random toehoe's life scarificing yourself... FORGET ABOUT CONTINUES AND DO IT.

>> No.270157

>>270154
I think that's what the whole Kiene bit was about.

>> No.270164

>>270154
I'm already scared being near Flandre, but the moe makes up for it.
And plus, The Lake already loves us - he will never ever let us die again.

>> No.270158

The sight of a fully grown man wearing a little girl's outfit and being called a dumbass by a little girl has to get us somewhere down the Sakuya route.

>> No.270165

>>270154
Hint: If you run across situation when some random toehoe can save your life scarificing herself... FORGET ABOUT PATCHY AND DO IT.

>> No.270174

>>270164
No, the lake loves our body.

So it'll take any opportunity to suck the life out of us if we go in.

>> No.270177

>>270170
Yes. An obvious PLOT TWIST.

>> No.270170

>>270164
He?

>> No.270178

>>270164
>he will never ever let us die again.
>he will never
>he
>HE

lolwhut?

>> No.270183

AWW FUCK THE LAKE WAS A TRAP

>> No.270184

>>270178
GM IS THE LAKE

>> No.270190

Hey... if everyone is gay in Gensokyo, then that means... we...

>> No.270194

>>270190
are a female, of course. lake is disappointed.

>> No.270196

>>270190

The rule only applies to females

>> No.270201

>>270194
No, we are male. Everyone in Gensokyo is gay because they haven't met any men to be straight about.

>> No.270203

>>270190
That would mean that our only good end would be SEXY BEAM

>> No.270209
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>>270067
>Who was the only that Sakuya called Oni chan??

>> No.270213

We are outsiders, so maybe we are still straight.
The Lake, otherwise, is from Gensokyo. And is male.
We have been raped thrice by a gay lake.

>> No.270221

>>270213
The lake's aparently a trap. Much like Wriggle. >.> We never even really knew that it was simply eliminating the competition. It wants all the touhou girls for itslef in it's watery tentacles of rape.

>> No.270271

Anon must destroy that Lake! It is the final boss!
How would you do it?
We already know that eggs don't do any damage on it...

>> No.270278

>>270271
We could throw Mokou in it, her hotness could evaporate the water. She would hate us forever and kill us, though.

>> No.270309

Why not just convince Flandre to kill the lake?

>> No.270327

GM DIED
ANON CRIED

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>> No.270386

I cant wait for Mystia to come kick our ass for all the egg stuff.

>> No.270398

>>270327
How POETIC?

>> No.270966

still no GM?

>> No.270972

GM came over for a snack and died.

>> No.270999

>>269731
You know, I was wondering about that last night.

We've heard neither heads nor tails of the Yakumos or the Saigyoujis.

Maybe it's because we're playing the Near Side route.

>> No.271001

Longest 7 minutes ever.

>> No.271013

>>270999
been wondering that too, given the runins with the lake. GM could have thrown us onto a different route, but yeah, we probally have to get through the Moon people route, SDM route, or alice/reimu/marissa route first.

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271020

Well, since he's never coming back, I think we can all agree that the lake end is the true end.

>> No.271029

>>271020
Hahahahaha

>> No.271038

>>270999
They would probably be the results of other choices in the past. Or maybe in the future - who knows if we will get sent to Yama's court when we die? And then, due to some hax we get absolved, something happens and we end as ghosts, opening these routes.
Or maybe, things don't work this way and we're doomed.

>> No.271041

>>271020
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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>>271020

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>>270972
GM = Grand Mother?
OH SHI

>> No.271221

>>271073
Haven't seen that inforever.

>> No.271251

>>271073
The ol Grandmother made a sandwich and died trick eh? Well im not falling for it THIS time!

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