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[Anonymous No.]

You know what else is this Friday (in Jerusalem, today everywhere else)? PURIM MOTHERFUCKER.

What's Purim you ask? Only the best religious holiday in the history of EVER. First everyone in the community leaves baskets of cookies with jam and chocolate fillings and other shit at other people's houses. Do you like trick or treating? Fuck yes you do nigger, well this is like reverse trick or treating, the treats come to YOU. You can sit on your hikikomori ass and let the cookies and candies roll in, fuck yes.

But what about dressing up in costumes? It's not trick or treating without dressing up in costumes! Well guess what faggot, you get to do that too. I know you fuckers love that cosplay shit, you can cosplay your goddamn eyes out for all I care. Plus you get noisemakers and shit, holy fuck.

But that's not even touching the best part: it's a commandment on Purim to get so shitfaced drunk that you can't tell the difference between "Blessed is Mordechai" and "Cursed is Haman." You heard that right, on Purim it is your DIVINE DUTY to get absolutely fucking smashed. When was the last time Jesus ever told you to get sloshed? Huh? Yeah he did that water to wine shit when he was alive but what booze has he brought for YOU lately? I didn't think so, fag.

"But Anonymous, I'm an atheist! I can't be seen celebrating your invisible sky man holiday or all my heathen friends will disown me!" Well don't you worry your little sinner shithole, because the story of Purim doesn't mention God even ONCE. No strings attached, just go fucking nuts.

So to review, on Purim you get free goddamn cookies, get to dress up as kings and shit, have a direct order to drink irresponsibly, AND you don't have to be a godfag to get in on the goods. Can your pansy lord and savior deliver any of THAT?

[Anonymous No.]

This isn't /x/

[Anonymous No.]

> Can your pansy lord and savior deliver any of THAT?

No, but he can deliver a holiday where little children dress up in outfights and wander around towns alone and adults dress like whores and we can lace the candy with whatever we desire.

[Ars !y.nDa5/PTM No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

ITT: Now a Suika thread.

[Truth !.jp/gkEEUY No.]

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