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Sometimes I hate the fact that I'll never be able to fall in love with a normal girl.

>> No.2693041

Sometimes I hate the fact that I'll never pay for alimony, or a divorce, or a Whitman's sampler of other peoples kids, or spend my life living in an apartment while my wife lives in our house

>> No.2693045
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>>2693041
That's what you get for not following our advice.

>> No.2693054

>>2693045
What advice? For that matter, define "normal girl".

>> No.2693057

I had a girlfriend in high school, but I guess that doesn't really mean anything now.

Fact is, I want to never get married because I have this frantic fear that living with that person will sour our relationship, I am still attached to the idea of seeing a girl every day 'fresh' if you catch my meaning, my keeping my personal space for thinking and the like.

The idea of getting married, even children, scares the crap out of me, and I'll never do it.

>> No.2693060

>>2693054
The advice to disregard pig-disgusting 3D.

Now get out, normalfag.

>> No.2693065

>>2693057
My issue is more one of trust. I've had 2 girlfriends tell me they were pregnant after I had a vasectomy.

>> No.2693081
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- I wish to fall in love with a normal girl.
- Girls, on average, do not fall in love with me.
- Therefore, if a girl were to fall in love with me, by definition that would make her not normal.

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>>2693065
Hahaha, oh wow.

Tell me, were they?

>> No.2693089

>>2693060
>>Sometimes I hate the fact that I'll never pay for alimony,

See what I said there? Besides, after having 2 girlfriends tell me they were pregnant when there is no way the kids were mine, I'm sort of like "3D -IS- pig disgusting".

>> No.2693091

I want an abnormal girl to fall in love with me. Despite how different it sounds, I'm sure our goals are relatively similar.

>> No.2693101

Ive had 4 girlfriends scream rape when I try to have sex with them, fucking bitches deserves to die of hunger.

>> No.2693103

>>2693065
Ahaha.

>> No.2693109

>>2693091
Any particular sort of abnormal or just generally so?

If the latter, you can take anything on the bell curve, whereas I'll always be looking for my peak.

>> No.2693125

>>2693086

One was, the other just had her period late. In the case of the first, I baited her along for an entire month before dumping her after going back to the doctor to confirm that I'm still shooting blanks.

>> No.2693155

>>2693109

Eccentric enough to humor me and my bullshit, but nothing criminally eccentric where I'll have to worry about leaving her alone with plenty of breakable personal items.

>> No.2693176

>>2693155

Let me try to get down my criteria.

Two hands, two feet, born XX, average weight, average height, politically centrist, agnostic, average intelligence, average temperament...

Just, normal really.

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