My dream is to live in the woods with Alice and bake with her all day.

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Anonymous Sat Sep 26 12:11:13 2020 No.26913511 [Reply] [Original]

My dream is to live in the woods with Alice and bake with her all day.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 26 12:17:44 2020 No.26913709 My dream is to live in the woods with Mamizou and bake-danuki with her all day.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 26 12:20:47 2020 No.26913807 File: 85 KB, 600x600, shinkiyumeko.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>26913511 That would be nice, but what about living with Shinki-sama and Yumeko?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 26 12:48:40 2020 No.26914762 >>26913511 imagine force feeding alice with all the stuff you bake to the point where she is too fat to move haha as a joke tho

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 26 14:53:30 2020 No.26918392 >>26914762 she ends up exploding like a mid 90s acid trip cartoon character into a bunch of confetti.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 26 15:40:12 2020 No.26919474 >>26913807 PC98 trash is so overrated on /jp/. I wish these shitty ''characters'' would remain forgotten.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 03:50:04 2020 No.26943325 >>26919474 Rude.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 22:21:27 2020 No.26982404 >>26919474 I bet you like Mamizou too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 22:30:59 2020 No.26982707 >>26913511 I bet Alice kills and eats children. You know what they say about witches that live in the woods.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 01:03:54 2020 No.26988521 File: 175 KB, 1400x1050, yoshis-cookie-screenshot_840.0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's Yoshi's Cookie cookies! What kind is that? The kind with the jelly type stuff in the middle?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 01:20:31 2020 No.26989051 >>26913511 I want to bake Alice!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 01:25:22 2020 No.26989200 My dream is to spend my life on the top of a mountain with Kanako, but to each his own.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 01:30:11 2020 No.26989373 >>26982404 What's so bad about Mamizou?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 02:11:30 2020 No.26990994 >>26988521 post board relevant material and not bing bong wahoo kudasai. /jp/ isn't so inept that it can't tell what is in an image.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 02:16:39 2020 No.26991175 >>26982707 Marisa is also a witch living in the woods

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 02:22:24 2020 No.26991408 >>26913807 Living with Sacchan and playing games all day!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 03:01:10 2020 No.26992713 >>26990994 It's a Japanese game like Touhou

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 03:10:02 2020 No.26992947 >>26992713 nobody here likes nntendo, or cpcom, or the other shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 03:14:51 2020 No.26993065 >>26913511 I want to date Alice! I want to cure her depression and make her happy!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 22:03:36 2020 No.27030306 File: 284 KB, 1120x1598, __alice_margatroid_and_shanghai_doll_touhou_drawn_by_darkkanan__6ba8759c60effc8af0326843699ce31e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>26913511 I love alice so much

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 06:56:49 2020 No.27088309 >>26913511 I was going to say "You're dream is to live with a creep?" but I thought about it for a while and I fucking love Alice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 01:27:29 2020 No.27130545 >>26913807 A chore. Shinki has who knows how many kids. She might even approach you with the proposed to make more of them. Yumeko's job would be a cakewalk compared to babysitting Shinki all day, oh wait.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 20:05:01 2020 No.27165068 Is this too much to ask...

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:49:18 2020 No.27173256 >>27165068 What do you mean. You can ask Alice but she's hard to understand. She'd probably tell you to go away despite wanting company.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:17:48 2020 No.27211356 >>26913807 Just how big is Shinki. In some images, she towers over or is the same height as Alice, even though Alice herself is rather tall. In other images, she's funsized like the one in your post.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 09:00:18 2020 No.27225933 >>26913807 Isn't the makai a realm filled with overpowered demons ?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 09:40:13 2020 No.27227070 File: 1.98 MB, 1700x1700, shink.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Shin Megami Tensei - Gensokyo Edition.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 10:04:24 2020 No.27227716 File: 1.76 MB, 1920x2170, 1563647982937.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>27211356 About this big

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 17:46:39 2020 No.27239645 >>27227716 No, I don't believe you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 00:23:14 2020 No.27249805 >>27225933 supposedly... being on her good side is a good thing, but even that isn't safe because Mima schooled her and Yuuka basically murdered everyone and took a vacation to Gensokyo.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 00:35:39 2020 No.27250546 >>26989373 no boobs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 22:48:01 2020 No.27284475 >>27250546 You say that like it's a bad thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:32:50 2020 No.27319920 >>27284475 it is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 08:49:02 2020 No.27336020 >>27319920 I am inclined to disagree

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 04:31:19 2020 No.27368439 File: 134 KB, 591x710, 23.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>26913511 Shanghai is an onahole!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 04:32:21 2020 No.27368458 >>26913709 Well id anything at all goes missing, I'll be sure to tell Reimu it was you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 04:33:58 2020 No.27368491 >>26913709 Well if anything at all goes missing, I'll be sure to tell Reimu it was you

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 16:26:58 2020 No.27385007 File: 373 KB, 952x1225, shinki (touhou and 1 more) drawn by yanagi_no_ki - eb968322baae270574eff3a32a5aa47e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Your bride awaits.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 23:25:50 2020 No.27397578 >>27385007 At last... Wait, that's not Alice.

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>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:05:12 2020 No.27511955 my dream is to get lost in the woods, come across Alice and have casual sex with her overnight before leaving the next morning.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:54:09 2020 No.27515098 File: 205 KB, 850x1190, 0594fc8dd0bb1da56045c7b19afea3d9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>26913511 I like this idea but I want to be alice. Is that weird?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:58:25 2020 No.27515252 >>27515098 Freak

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 21:08:32 2020 No.27515592 File: 119 KB, 800x800, 1571836803324.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>27515252 Fuck. I just wanted to be like the cool kids.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 23:34:30 2020 No.27567817 >>26993065 >cure her depression You aren't Marisa. You can't do that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 00:37:33 2020 No.27569615 File: 957 KB, 1000x1600, __alice_margatroid_touhou_drawn_by_doitsuudon__2ed7645ee65bd54788e7db411ab3f63e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>26993065 The best cure is repeated impregnation

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 00:55:19 2020 No.27570004 >>26913511 Good Dream

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>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:50:59 2020 No.27613634 Alice doesn't deserve the slack she gets. She deserves more.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:58:27 2020 No.27613825 File: 339 KB, 544x651, arisuposhi.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Paizuri with the lonely doll girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 02:11:47 2020 No.27657416 File: 123 KB, 991x643, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 21:12:16 2020 No.27689985 File: 20 KB, 245x206, alice cry2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>27657416 amazing. this is all it took. nobody loves alice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 21:23:31 2020 No.27690234 >>27657416 >>27689985 I was going to make a post saying how much I love Alice but I forgot! I'm sorry, Alice-chan! I'm also sorry for forgetting your birthday!

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Anonymous Fri Oct 16 02:43:41 2020 No.27741142
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>>26913511
Yeah, like every afternoon after reading together while drinking tea go to the kitchen and, with both of our hands, make the most delicious dough ever. While dessert is ready we would dance around the place, hugging eachother. And then, when it's everything's ready, we would be sitting in the kotatsu, eating the richest cookies ever while she's charmingly smiling for having you as her partner.

I love her so badly

Anonymous Sat Oct 17 09:30:56 2020 No.27802619

nooooooooooo~
that's right
noooooooooooo~body
not a single body~ loves Alice Margatroid!~
nooooooooooo~
that's right
noooooooooooo~body
not a single body~ loves Alice Margatroid!~
nooooooooooo~
that's right
noooooooooooo~body
not a single body~ loves Alice Margatroid!~
Absolutely nobody~

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 17 09:46:45 2020 No.27803085 File: 618 KB, 1000x1244, 420e5c3c44ff29520ad6a52eae0c10ea.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>27802619 I do! I love Alice-chan! She's beautiful, kind, passionate and she has a great sense of fashion and the cutest smile in Gensokyo!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 17 12:07:16 2020 No.27806920 File: 242 KB, 640x1356, CSG7juJWUAQyQOL.jpg large.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 17 12:14:08 2020 No.27807125 >>27806920 Yes, Alice. I indulged in your fetishes when you asked me to. So it's only fair that you do the same for me!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 17 14:08:52 2020 No.27810281 >>26913511 I want to bake buns in Alice's oven A few dozen would be good

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 18 09:16:23 2020 No.27847809 >>27810281 I want to bake in Alice's oven if you know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 18 09:44:22 2020 No.27848555 I want to eat Alice's peanut butter cookies without telling her that I have an allergy. Then I'd pretend to be shocked that there's peanut butter in it and make her feel bad for days!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 10:14:33 2020 No.27893781 >>27848555 >peanut allergy Don't you die from that stuff?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 10:32:15 2020 No.27894693 >>27893781 That'd be good, since it'd traumatize Alice and make her feel guilty for many years, possibly for the rest of her life.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 13:01:59 2020 No.27902124 >>27894693 Haunting Alice's house and only uttering the word "Why" over and over again!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 13:19:41 2020 No.27902810 I want to be Alice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 13:35:32 2020 No.27903531 >>27902810 I would bully and molest you if you were Alice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 18:35:45 2020 No.27913066 File: 516 KB, 800x800, Alice(Lolice).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>27894693 Why would you throw your life away like that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 03:27:40 2020 No.27985142 File: 47 KB, 331x331, Alice no replies 2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 03:53:14 2020 No.27985851 >>27913066 Why is Lolice wearing Youmu's clothes?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 14:10:36 2020 No.28013525 >>27985851 She isn't though

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 08:23:08 2020 No.28047570 File: 50 KB, 331x331, Alice no replies.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 09:02:32 2020 No.28048973 File: 433 KB, 600x627, 1585666844909.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>27985142 >>28047570 Alice, shortly after posting on /gensokyo/ ">tfw no gf" for the 10,000th time

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 09:08:35 2020 No.28049206 >>28048973 >I finally understand why I don't have any friends! >It's all the computer's fault! Why does Alice so delusional?

Anonymous Thu Oct 22 09:18:08 2020 No.28049519

>>28049206
Her way of thinking is smart. She spent more time at the computer than she did socializing. While she was sitting in her chair for hours, she could have gone to Marisa's house and had fun or even gone to the Human Village to perform another one of her Puppet Shows.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 09:32:39 2020 No.28050026 File: 222 KB, 1283x1831, __alice_margatroid_touhou_drawn_by_enushi_toho193__09f3a4d7c1b78511fc71f62dbb85c2ea.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>28049519 Alice is not welcome in Marisa's home.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 09:36:46 2020 No.28050164 File: 225 KB, 520x1560, 1600133345439.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>28049519 Alice has multiple restraining orders on her to stay away from Marisa and the village.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 09:54:42 2020 No.28050810 >>28049519 >She spent more time at the computer than she did socializing But that's her own fault, not the computer's. The way she speaks makes it sound like she's completely innocent.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 10:01:48 2020 No.28051097 File: 51 KB, 200x364, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>28050810 Thats the point

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 10:36:40 2020 No.28052935 File: 551 KB, 500x1280, __alice_margatroid_cirno_and_yakumo_yukari_touhou_and_1_more_drawn_by_jetto_komusou__c4cddf4afa0d8d31b141e76c3c70aeca.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Alice is a rude asshole!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 10:52:58 2020 No.28054029 >>28052935 The worst part is that Alice also looks terrible with a randoseru. Those red backpacks are for lolis only. Pathetic hags should be forbidden from wearing them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 11:04:03 2020 No.28054816 File: 796 KB, 1100x1250, 1446416556844.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>26913511 My dream is to live in the woods with Alice and get baked with her all day.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 13:53:44 2020 No.28063211 File: 844 KB, 1280x1024, 1502588354519.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I can't believe Alice would do such a thing!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 23 07:16:00 2020 No.28100032 >>28052935 Forget about Alice being an asshole, Yukari's hair went from outside to in!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 23 10:29:52 2020 No.28108065 File: 177 KB, 500x693, __alice_margatroid_and_shinki_touhou_drawn_by_fuantei__f6e4790cff71329b5073d59453ea67f6 (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Looking good...Alice?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 23 10:33:55 2020 No.28108207 >>28063211 Why can't Alice contain her jealousy?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 23 11:52:55 2020 No.28112186 >>28063211 That's a really cute looking Patche.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 23 11:56:42 2020 No.28112447 >>28108065 You grew out your hair Alice? I almost didn't recognize you!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 23 12:49:34 2020 No.28115023 File: 647 KB, 703x994, __alice_margatroid_and_shinki_touhou_pc_98_and_etc_drawn_by_kuresento__d5a59c53f6ae72350d4dcb1d71c6409a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>28112447 And grew a bust size or two!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 23 13:54:21 2020 No.28117645 >>28115023 I can't believe it! Alice is still a growing girl!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 23 14:39:23 2020 No.28119308 >>26913511 My dream is to live in the woods with Alice and mate with her all day.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 23 15:41:06 2020 No.28121577 My dream is to live in the woods with Alice and bully her all day.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 24 07:00:49 2020 No.28156296 >>28119308 My dream is to live in Gensokyo and become friends with everyone but Alice

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 24 07:01:51 2020 No.28156322 My dream is to live in Gensokyo and become friends with everyone but Alice

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 24 07:23:43 2020 No.28156962 My dream is to live in the woods with Marisa and go out on dates with her, while Alice cries in the distance, regretting never telling Marisa how she feels.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 24 18:14:20 2020 No.28188761 File: 1.15 MB, 1173x953, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Creep or not, Alice is around when it counts. Even among the bullying she receives, she's a good friend.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 10:46:29 2020 No.28225482 My dream is to live in the woods with Alice and bring home as well as go out on dates with several other girls, while Alice cries in the distance, regretting never telling me how she feels.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 12:54:29 2020 No.28230306 File: 319 KB, 1400x983, 84615078_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Um, Alice can explain...

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 12:55:32 2020 No.28230338 >>28230306 you see...!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 12:56:50 2020 No.28230379 File: 347 KB, 1400x983, 84615078_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>28230306 you see...!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 14:55:51 2020 No.28287668 >>28063211 Marisa needs to do her own work and study instead of relying on Patchouli to do it all for her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 15:25:49 2020 No.28288710 >>28287668 Marisa gets confused sometimes, but not all the time, Patchy helps fill in the gaps. Alice, on the other hand, is a shitty, jealous freeloader!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 19:18:20 2020 No.28296420 File: 872 KB, 610x1000, 1590268775814.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>28230306 >>28230379 Your explanation better be better than your Santa Claus excuse Alice!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 16:17:43 2020 No.28343758 File: 45 KB, 331x331, 1384544792437.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>28296420 Eirin said it's very good for one's mental health!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 17:41:13 2020 No.28346130 >>26913511 I always thought Margatroid was a weird name. Is she a transformer?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 17:47:18 2020 No.28346301 >>28346130 You'd think it to be too unusual to be real, but it's just a different spelling of the English surname Murgatroyd.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 18:18:35 2020 No.28347204 >>27250546 No one in Touhou has boobs except Nemuno.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 22:46:16 2020 No.28455833 understandable, nothing better than getting baked

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 23:19:09 2020 No.28457112 File: 1.57 MB, 850x1202, 1596140354495.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>28343758 It's time to up your medicine again Alice

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 30 22:05:57 2020 No.28500965 >>28457112 Holy shit Shanghai is weak. A bow can't weigh that much can it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 30 22:10:05 2020 No.28501225 >>28500965 Shanghai skipped arm day, please don't bully her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 17:07:02 2020 No.28537593 File: 29 KB, 336x336, 1604134422433.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I just remembered a few posts from a while back in a few previous Alice Threads. What level of quality can you expect from Alice's own brew?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 17:20:13 2020 No.28537891 File: 508 KB, 1771x1771, 1354870058553.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>28537593 It would be a cheap knock-off of whatever the human village brews.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 1 10:18:13 2020 No.28580312 >>28537891 Alice! You don't consume your own products! You sell them!

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 1 10:40:59 2020 No.28581262 >>28580312 >You don't consume your own products! She does when she's sad.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 1 11:00:39 2020 No.28581902 >>28581262 What do you mean? Whenever I see her, she's all happy! Are you saying she becomes turns into that mess whenever someone isn't around?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 1 11:57:36 2020 No.28583777 >>28581902 Alice takes happy pills before leaving her house!

Anonymous Sun Nov 1 12:17:52 2020 No.28584452

>>28581902
When there's no one is around, she starts thinking that no one actually likes her and people who are nice to her only do so out of politeness, and that if she talks about her problems to other people, they'll start disliking and avoiding her.
Unless someone is constantly assuring her that she's loved, or at the very least interacting with her, she'll always think that no one likes her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 1 13:27:03 2020 No.28587001 File: 114 KB, 850x620, __kirisame_marisa_and_alice_margatroid_touhou_drawn_by_kawayabug__sample-cbcb0645a43876facd84e804de19fce8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What will Alice do this winter?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 1 16:31:17 2020 No.28593652 File: 573 KB, 820x960, __alice_margatroid_and_shanghai_doll_touhou_drawn_by_oden_th_inaba__93f8f858a9cdebbaa3063f048042b976.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>28587001 Date me

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 2 15:41:25 2020 No.28633858 >>28593652 >me Heh, that's a funny way to say specifically me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 2 15:43:21 2020 No.28633899 my dream is to fuck her all day

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 2 15:57:00 2020 No.28634152 >>28587001 Freeze

Anonymous Mon Nov 2 16:12:27 2020 No.28634481
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I can't believe it.
I spent the better part of 2 years looking for a shitpost I saw, when I used the exact image for an even bigger shitpost that was posted in the thread that the shitpost I was looking for originated from.
I am a dumbass.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 2 16:13:30 2020 No.28634504 >>28633899 Just buy an onahole and use that Alice is too high maintenance.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 2 16:26:19 2020 No.28634797 >>28633899 >>28634504 Another alternative is making Alice feel loved, fuck her hard and rough for an entire night, then never call her back.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 2 21:59:44 2020 No.28646042 >>28634797 You'd just be a male Alice at that point.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 3 00:14:23 2020 No.28651642 File: 346 KB, 1000x1000, 1386201445183.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wanna Kancho Alice!

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>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 3 00:49:31 2020 No.28652453 >>27657416 I want to be the one hugging her, lovingly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 3 00:56:20 2020 No.28652613 Do you have any of her looking especially scary or creepy But with no blood or weapons

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 3 00:57:57 2020 No.28652658 >>28652613 I don't think so, but I'll look.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 3 06:27:56 2020 No.28660936 >>28646042 Alice likes to play with the hearts of other people?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 4 03:56:40 2020 No.28698136 >>28660936 No, he's being a creep.

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>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 5 17:36:56 2020 No.28759359 File: 203 KB, 718x900, 78291545_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Will Alice make it to the toilet?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 5 17:44:01 2020 No.28759646 >>28759359 Why is Alice so often associated with omorashi? Is this one of her disgusting fetishes?

Anonymous Thu Nov 5 17:46:20 2020 No.28759732
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>>28759359
It appears that it is currently occupied!
>>28759646
She just has a very weak bladder, please do not bully her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 5 20:53:46 2020 No.28765199 >>28759732 >She just has a very weak bladder I want to tickle her in the middle of the village so she wets herself in public.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 6 23:20:17 2020 No.28816025 >>28765199 But who will clean the mess?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 7 18:25:27 2020 No.28849255 >>28816025 Why would you clean it? It's either a paved path or just a dirt path. It'll soak in. The only thing bad is that it might smell.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 9 01:54:15 2020 No.28909345 File: 366 KB, 600x800, alice wait.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 9 21:10:42 2020 No.28951107 File: 345 KB, 1000x1000, __alice_margatroid_and_shinki_touhou_and_1_more_drawn_by_yamu_reverse_noise__0dbc7d0ea84263c51cbb2f14f3553937.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >ywn have hot sweaty raw oyakodon sex with Alice and Shinki why live?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 9 21:28:13 2020 No.28951908 >>28951107 Who are you quoting?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 9 21:41:26 2020 No.28952416 File: 194 KB, 710x453, 1524772597468.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>28951107 Shinki would punish you harshly for misusing the quotation function.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 9 21:46:20 2020 No.28952646 >>28951107 I want to have hot sweaty raw oyakodon sex with Lolice and Shinki.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 10 20:19:33 2020 No.28993255 >>28816025 The slave.

Anonymous Wed Nov 11 14:18:25 2020 No.29021549 [DELETED]

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Say what you will, but I would certainly kiss Alice. If she brushed her teeth thoroughly, rinsed, and smelled like roses. I mean just look at this. Satori is so fucking lucky to spend one on one time with the Puppeteer Magician.

Anonymous Wed Nov 11 14:20:29 2020 No.29021602
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Say what you will, but I would certainly kiss Alice. If she brushed her teeth thoroughly, rinsed, and smelled like roses. I mean just look at this. Satori is so fucking lucky to spend one on one time with the Puppeteer Magician.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 11 16:28:30 2020 No.29025542 File: 744 KB, 1200x1260, 84269467_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>28952416 I wish I could see Shinki punish Alice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 11 16:58:26 2020 No.29026566 >>29021602 >W-wait >Pleas- Anon, I don't think Satorin consented.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 11 17:08:29 2020 No.29026866 File: 2.35 MB, 1280x1833, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29026566 understandable

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 11 17:09:35 2020 No.29026895 File: 1.92 MB, 1280x1833, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29026566 It's her fault for barging in.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 12 05:17:33 2020 No.29053518 >>29026895 I'm pretty sure it became Alice's fault after she found out that that the cock was telepathically linked to Satori yet continued to use it like a dildo regardless.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 12 08:47:40 2020 No.29060843 >>28759359 no, that's why Shinki keeps her in diapers

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 12 13:19:31 2020 No.29071486 >>29060843 Alice wears panties dude. She's not a child anymore.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 12 14:50:39 2020 No.29074604 >>29071486 even worse, she's a womanchild who's diaper dependent.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 12 15:45:40 2020 No.29076351 File: 503 KB, 900x1440, 1ea5e3134450d417afe9dea8c8a5981f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29074604 What the fuck! This is making me feel bad for Alice... Alice, you pervert! Stop making me feel this way!

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 12 15:55:25 2020 No.29076617 File: 655 KB, 850x636, 1575079033558.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >I've got Shanghai, so I'm not lonely >Not lonelyyy~

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 12 22:33:16 2020 No.29093812 >>29076617 Alice is adorable, but I hate her. I hate her because I can see myself ending up like her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 04:20:22 2020 No.29104191 >>29093812 Why would you play with dolls, anon?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 12:59:43 2020 No.29120516 >>29076617 I like how she uses いる instead of ある there

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 13:40:42 2020 No.29122161 >>29104191 Because i'm lonely and have too much of an active imagination for my own good

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 14:40:39 2020 No.29124697 File: 3.12 MB, 1254x1771, 84940465_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29122161 That's loser talk, anon. Knock it out! Next thing you know you're bringing your action figures over to Alice's home to play house with her dolls!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 14:43:45 2020 No.29124826 >>29122161 Don't say such Alice-type things.

Anonymous Fri Nov 13 15:16:54 2020 No.29126453

>>29124697
But I am a loser. I spend all day doing nothing but sitting in my room, listening to music, fantasizing about gensokyo, and only occasionally working on my failing university grades. I don't hang out with people, and all of my friendships are base-level, by my own choice.
>>29124826
But why anon

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 19:44:38 2020 No.29139615 >>29120516 Alice thinks that her dolls are actually alive. She's creepy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 19:52:56 2020 No.29140017 File: 1.51 MB, 2039x1447, tea.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Alice is indecisive.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 19:54:54 2020 No.29140091 >>29140017 Stop making me relate to Alice more

Anonymous Sat Nov 14 03:48:13 2020 No.29158823

>>29126453
>But I am a loser. I spend all day doing nothing but sitting in my room, listening to music, fantasizing about gensokyo, and only occasionally working on my failing university grades. I don't hang out with people, and all of my friendships are base-level, by my own choice.
There are guys who have been getting drunk since February.

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>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 15 01:02:55 2020 No.29204732 I think Alice is kinda cute

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 15 16:31:57 2020 No.29235696 File: 186 KB, 1100x1320, Alice Goliath.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29204732 I think Alice is amazing

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 15 17:46:11 2020 No.29238127 >>29204732 I think Alice sucks!

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 15 18:13:01 2020 No.29239061 I want to have sex with alice

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 15 18:27:42 2020 No.29239533 I want to have nonconsensual sex with alice

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 15 18:30:31 2020 No.29239602 >>29239533 I want Alice to make me have nonconsensual sex with her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 16 11:08:44 2020 No.29275851 I want Alice to make me have consensual sex with her!

Anonymous Mon Nov 16 16:27:32 2020 No.29287085
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Raised to be a lady by the golden rule
Alice was the spawn of a public school
With a double-barrel name in the back of her brain
And a simple case of mummy-doesn't-love-me blues

Reality it seems, was just a dream
She couldn't get it on with the boys on the scene
But what do you expect from a chick who's just sixteen?
And hey, hey, hey (hey, hey, hey) you know what I mean

All the young girls love Alice
Tender young Alice, they say
Come over and see me
Come over and please me
Alice, it's my turn today

Anonymous Tue Nov 17 14:05:31 2020 No.29328038
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I remember when rock was young
Me and Marisa had so much fun
Holding hands and skimming stones
Had an old gold Chevy and a place of my own

But the biggest kick I ever got
Was doing a thing called the Crocodile Rock
While the other kids were Rocking Round the Clock
We were hopping and bopping to the Crocodile Rock

Well Crocodile Rocking is something shocking
When your feet just can't keep still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will!

Oh Lawdy mama those Friday nights
When Marisa wore her dresses tight!
And the Crocodile Rocking was out of sight

But the years went by and the rock just died
Marisa went and left us for some foreign miko
Long nights crying by the record machine
Dreaming of my Chevy and my old blue skirt

Anonymous Tue Nov 17 15:34:35 2020 No.29331072
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When are you gonna come down?
When are you going to land?
I should have stayed on the farm
I should have listened to my old man

You know you can't hold me forever
I didn't sign up with you
I'm not a present for your friends to open
This girl's too young to be singing, the
bluuuuuu-eeee-ssss aaaaahhhh aaah aaaahh
Aaaah aaaaah

So goodbye yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plough

Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny back toad
Oh I've finally decided my future lies
Beyond the yellow brick roaaaaaaaaaaddddd
aaaaah aaaah aaaah
aaaaah aaaah aaaah

What do you think you'll do then?
I bet that'll shoot down your plane
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again

Maybe you'll get a replacement
There's plenty like me to be found
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the
grooooo-uuuu-nnnn-dddd aaaaaah aaaah aaaah
aaaaah aaah

So goodbye yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plough

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 17 23:08:33 2020 No.29350495 Poor alice is so lonely she's singing karaoke by herself

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 18 03:06:27 2020 No.29357032 >>29350495 shhhhhhhh I'm trying to listen.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 18 03:07:27 2020 No.29357071 >>29357032 You're listening into her solo karaoke? That's just horrible anon! What are you going to do if she sees you spying on her?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 18 03:24:21 2020 No.29357443 File: 2.39 MB, 1500x2098, Alice eat zhe shpagheti.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29357071 Laugh at her!

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 18 03:31:58 2020 No.29357641 File: 356 KB, 1056x1504, 1601232193631.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29357443 That must be the first time she actually ate the spaghetti she made

Anonymous Wed Nov 18 03:39:54 2020 No.29357893
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>>29357641
She's not actually eating the spaghetti. She's pretending to be a singer while imagining the fork is a microphone, as can be seen here >>29287085
She just got caught and is trying to act normal!

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 18 20:58:35 2020 No.29394455 >>29357443 But she would break down in tears if you did that! Imagine how embarrassing it would be for her! Imagine how much it would ruin her!

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 19 11:41:27 2020 No.29424684 >>29357893 What a dork

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 19 11:46:14 2020 No.29424851 >>29357071 How are you going to spy when you're sitting right next to her?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 19 12:08:15 2020 No.29425650 >>29424851 Why would I be sitting right next to her?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 19 12:17:47 2020 No.29426046 File: 549 KB, 999x706, 1540838257490.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29394455 Alice will become a better person because of that. She must learn that life is cruel and not sunshine and rainbows!

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 19 12:23:12 2020 No.29426246 >>29426046 But the only reason she's so weird is because she was abused by her mother growing up! She's already had plenty of that!

Anonymous Thu Nov 19 12:33:49 2020 No.29426643
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>>29426246
Quite the opposite. She was her mom's little darling. No matter what she did, she was praised and loved. Little discipline was instilled into her. Giving her delusions of grandeur. She needs a healthy dose of reality to snap out of it.
YOU SUCK AT CLARINET, ALICE!

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 19 12:41:52 2020 No.29426887 File: 357 KB, 845x1000, 1573120645849.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29426643 >YOU SUCK AT CLARINET, ALICE! Alice is the best and cutest clarinet player ever, and you're just jealous that you can't play as well as she can!

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 19 12:46:13 2020 No.29427022 >>29426246 That's what Alice wants you to believe, since she likes to blame others for her own problems. Dating Alice would be a nightmare, since she'd start blaming you for everything and threaten to commit suicide if you try to break up with her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 19 12:58:47 2020 No.29427443 File: 359 KB, 597x832, __kazami_yuuka_touhou_drawn_by_wool_miwol__a5617d2ab9de7752072372228c0b4bba.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29426046 >She must learn that life is cruel and not sunshine and rainbows! Yuuka being a helpful teacher!

Anonymous Thu Nov 19 13:03:13 2020 No.29427605
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>>29426887
The reason why she can't play an instrument to save her life is because you prevented Yumeko from providing her with constructive criticism, Shinki!

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 19 13:05:07 2020 No.29427669 >>29426643 This is a beautiful Alice, I would be there in the crowd of the theater dabbing my tears with my handkerchief, tugging on the arm of the families sitting next to me, whispering "that's my wife." Truly someone you can be proud of.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 19 13:46:00 2020 No.29429001 File: 594 KB, 2800x3500, 6c5d54483361411aa35824e93342b58a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29427669 They'd all be too busy paying attention to the real star of the show. The main reason why the halls are packed!

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 19 14:20:34 2020 No.29429939 >>29429001 I fucking love pictures of 2hus playing violin because they're always wrong in some way

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 19 15:18:45 2020 No.29431458 File: 453 KB, 939x686, __yumeko_touhou_and_touhou_pc_98_drawn_by_maro4__de2a9d287f8592d30a3d6bfdb5f70cfe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29427605 Yumeko is too brutal to provide constructive criticism!

Anonymous Thu Nov 19 15:43:39 2020 No.29432109
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>>29431458
Yumeko is brutally honest, and that is exactly what Alice needed. Unfortunately, Shinki was too blind to see that, and now her most beloved daughter is a failure at life!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 20 05:16:58 2020 No.29459371 File: 139 KB, 1200x1200, 8429619_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] L-O-S-E-R

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 20 05:23:56 2020 No.29459571 >>27515098 its not weird at all anon, don't listen to the haters now just put on the dress, get on all fours, and wait for /jp/ to run a train on you

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 20 06:21:37 2020 No.29461155 >>29459371 I'm gonna leave flowers on Alice's school desk!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 20 06:33:53 2020 No.29461573 File: 198 KB, 500x500, ff0e2f02e6bdc7451b09d821170b8030.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29461155 And I'm gonna laugh at her and say "Oh, look, Alice! Someone was nice enough to pick out the flowers for your funeral already!"

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 20 07:43:32 2020 No.29463610 >>29459571 but then anon will get bullied hard like Alice is...

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 20 08:00:02 2020 No.29464059 >>29459571 >>29463610 I wouldn't bully anon if he were to put on a dress and let me use him like a girl, no matter how much of a loser he is.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 20 09:06:52 2020 No.29465782 File: 487 KB, 978x900, __alice_margatroid_and_kazami_yuuka_touhou_drawn_by_michimaru_michi__5f24a07162d938800f6f9e2cecb74c0d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29426046 Still crying over those dolls ありす? Here, let me wash those tears away.

Anonymous Fri Nov 20 11:14:20 2020 No.29470542

>>29464059
anon is more than just your sex toy! he deserves better! I will marry him, move out into a woodland cabin with him, spend every morning baking and eating big batches of cookies and brownies with him, every afternoon playing vidya and watching anime with him, and every evening carrying him to bed and fiercely making love to him! he's mine!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 20 12:00:44 2020 No.29472317 File: 91 KB, 869x950, 7c1290768a97718ab766f2d5f2827d05.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29465782 You're a big, dumb meanie!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 20 12:10:19 2020 No.29472622 >>29472317 I wanna hug Alice to rid her of her temporal troubles.

Anonymous Fri Nov 20 14:21:00 2020 No.29476413
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>>29472622
Alice doesn't let go. She still holds a grudge against Mai when she stole a candy bar from her when she was still a kid.
Alice will never forgive Yuuka!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 20 14:26:00 2020 No.29476537 >>29476413 That Shanghai has me worried.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 20 14:43:30 2020 No.29476996 File: 489 KB, 1024x768, __alice_margatroid_and_shanghai_doll_touhou_drawn_by_hammer_sunset_beach__dd0d1c124e1cee45b328e6344a47970b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29476537 It's her first day of work. She's just very excited!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 20 15:45:11 2020 No.29479172 >>29476413 >>29476996 Team Shanghai Alice!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 20 15:54:40 2020 No.29479477 File: 126 KB, 376x640, e35e66bd3382a448f79058f926142e64.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29479172 I can't believe Shanghai's name comes before Alice's! Pathetic!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 20 17:19:24 2020 No.29482268 >>29479477 >I can't believe Shanghai's name comes before Alice's! Isn't it normal for the sidekick's name to come second?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 20 18:04:27 2020 No.29483713 >>29476413 She doesn't let go? What do you mean she doesn't let go? I can't sit there for hours as she slowly drifts into slumber in the middle of the day!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 20 22:44:37 2020 No.29497734 File: 222 KB, 494x700, 805f11136d55c576d1331b0dcb75f5d6.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't fuck with Alice! Unless you're Yuuka.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 21 01:38:57 2020 No.29510557 File: 2.86 MB, 1820x2669, 8b3ab0790f18e72645f2614043ba0512.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 21 01:40:01 2020 No.29510617 File: 142 KB, 1274x874, 15c0deb902022c79806b19355b44ebcb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 21 01:41:06 2020 No.29510661 File: 689 KB, 870x1200, c50756cd836aad2e771b4729d54b914f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 21 04:33:53 2020 No.29519944 File: 400 KB, 800x1131, 5002e5438f5d1d2fb529356ae01bb021.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29497734 Or Marisa!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 21 16:09:25 2020 No.29540288 >>29464059 well at least someone here is a gentleman

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 12:58:46 2020 No.29580543 >>29519944 >Marisa I'd fuck with Marisa if you know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 13:07:25 2020 No.29580850 File: 142 KB, 500x353, 1485498259207.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29580543 Go away, Alice.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 13:22:22 2020 No.29581348 File: 616 KB, 500x1563, 1595626591519.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29519944 Hey Marisa, wanna /ll/?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 13:28:29 2020 No.29581594 >>29519944 Alice is looking pretty tall here.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 14:17:38 2020 No.29583377 File: 606 KB, 779x1100, jesus christ alice what the fuck is wrong with you.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29519944

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 14:19:54 2020 No.29583456 I want to rape Alice until she stops being gay for Marisa.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 15:09:57 2020 No.29585048 >>29583456 >>29581594 >>29580850 I've never consumed any 2hu related media I don't know who any of these characters are I've been pretending this entire time

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 15:19:03 2020 No.29585370 File: 737 KB, 779x1100, 1603184698013.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29583377 Why is Alice such an unlikeable horsebeast?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 15:29:38 2020 No.29585759 File: 542 KB, 779x1100, Mari the Lab Rat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29585370 >>29583377 Maybe that stupid bitch Mari should stop messing around with Alice's stuff!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 01:37:26 2020 No.29608758 >>29459371 I want to invite Alice to eat on the rooftop! Making Alice wait the entire period to eat together as I eat in the classroom like normal! Ignoring Alice that day as I pretend I don't see or hear her!

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 01:57:50 2020 No.29609462 Is she dead yet

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 02:07:17 2020 No.29609827 >>29609462 No, ZUN hasn't gotten rid of her. I don't think he will either for that matter.

Anonymous Mon Nov 23 02:10:15 2020 No.29609925
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>>29608758
You god damn asshole how fucking DARE you treat Alice that way! You should be buried alive you motherfucker!

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 02:17:27 2020 No.29610236 I want alice to make me soup and tea to help with this cold

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 02:25:02 2020 No.29610491 File: 283 KB, 800x600, __kirisame_marisa_and_alice_margatroid_touhou_drawn_by_morino_hon__f0f315248803d564f0b76fa345dc54f9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29610236 Here is your bottle of soup and a teabag!

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 02:47:43 2020 No.29611274 >>29610491 Hahaha, surely this is a joke

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 03:58:05 2020 No.29613406 File: 487 KB, 1200x900, 1541461874815.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29611274 So Alice goes out of her way to help you and this is how you respond? It's never good enough for you, huh? Ungrateful sack of shit!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 04:04:25 2020 No.29613571 Alice's bra.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 12:24:07 2020 No.29627392 File: 381 KB, 2200x1840, __hakurei_reimu_kirisame_marisa_alice_margatroid_and_ibuki_suika_touhou_drawn_by_gomeifuku__d9603f69070ea666d1b7853285cfbce2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29613571 What about it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 17:14:15 2020 No.29636371 File: 772 KB, 948x1250, __alice_margatroid_touhou_drawn_by_miyo_ranthath__6af6ca80f0d76ee13c5879ad899f1b35.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29627392 I want to buy it off her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 24 02:54:15 2020 No.29652820 >>29627392 wait for it..!

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 24 04:22:37 2020 No.29654596 >>29627392 Why does Marisa look like she's about to vomit?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 24 04:31:30 2020 No.29654795 >>29654596 Alice hasn't washed her tits in months so theres lots of crusty semen still stuck there.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 24 04:32:25 2020 No.29654815 File: 541 KB, 2200x1840, 93acb13b43d0dbd617ee40cfd66448b1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29654596 Look what you've done!!

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 24 05:12:57 2020 No.29655779 >>29654815 I didn't do anything, but holy shit is Marisa okay? What strange medicine did Alice give her?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 24 09:54:19 2020 No.29664043 File: 77 KB, 600x800, 5dfe88b1d8b0519970e71996e978bb9c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29655779 Wouldn't you like to know, Eiki?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 24 12:03:37 2020 No.29668129 >>29664043 I wish Alice wasn't so creepy, she's a really smart and beautiful girl that i'm sure would make a great wife if it wasn't for her horrible tendencies

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 25 00:32:18 2020 No.29693827 Alice please love me

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 00:54:14 2020 No.29739761 >>29693827 Is that you Marisa? Wait... she wouldn't say that...

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 01:14:15 2020 No.29740387 File: 1.40 MB, 1280x1024, a408be34dc40bfc45d83b6665e82bd21.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29739761 You're right, i'm not Marisa, i'm you

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 12:37:22 2020 No.29765529 >>29613406 Because Alice didn't effectively help treat my cold, it's developed into a sinus infection and possible pneumonia. I'm not joking

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 13:21:11 2020 No.29766983 >>29765529 It was nice knowing you, anon. Hopefully Alice will kill herself out of regret and guilt, and the two of you can be happy together in heaven.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 14:00:34 2020 No.29768374 >>29740387 Wait, what? But..! Th- Impossible!

Anonymous Thu Nov 26 21:09:44 2020 No.29785831
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>>29768374
I am Alice, but I am not her. I am the one who holds Alice in the most contempt, but I am the one who is contemptable. Alice is my possible future, and I am her wasted youth. We're the few that could understand each other, but we'd sooner kill each other our of contempt. Noone likes to see their reflection when they're ugly as sin.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 04:55:58 2020 No.29805908 File: 123 KB, 800x1181, Happy Alice.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hey Anon! Congratulations on marrying Alice! I wish you a happy life together!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 15:22:36 2020 No.29828964 File: 238 KB, 480x640, 1363696758506.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29785831 Alice, your attempt at being profound was pathetic! And do take the medicine that Eirin has prescribed you, you're starting to suffer from a split personality!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 16:10:08 2020 No.29830320 >>29805908 I think there's a mistake, I don't remember marrying Alice.

Anonymous Fri Nov 27 16:21:19 2020 No.29830821
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>>29828964
Shut up, I know what's real, I know what's true. I can see it with my own eyes, hear it with my own ears. I can see them, I can see you, I don't need anyone, anyone at all. I have all the company I need here, right here, right here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 02:03:18 2020 No.29853934 >>29830821 Someone rescue Shanghai and Hourai from that woman

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 02:33:52 2020 No.29854703 >>29830320 You must have hit your head Too late though, she's already pregnant You're not getting away that easy

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 03:05:29 2020 No.29855362 >>29854703 This seems fishy, we'll have to take the baby to Eirin to see if it's truly mine.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 20:09:54 2020 No.29882802 >>29855362 Y̶o̶u̶ ̶s̶a̶y̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶l̶i̶k̶e̶ ̶A̶l̶i̶c̶e̶ ̶h̶a̶s̶ ̶a̶ ̶c̶h̶a̶n̶c̶e̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶l̶i̶t̶e̶r̶a̶l̶l̶y̶ ̶a̶n̶y̶o̶n̶e̶ ̶e̶l̶s̶e̶.̶ She's not a slut like Sanae. Why would you say something like that?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 29 21:37:27 2020 No.29933350 File: 87 KB, 600x847, c9a2b12563323b285cda78add7c80a22.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 15:38:41 2020 No.29975093 File: 249 KB, 600x443, 490feddcefb49cef47b78ec2c8a9adec.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 1 04:48:57 2020 No.30007943 File: 133 KB, 800x800, 7ca3623ba037c3e519f1b17618bc27b0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ha

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 1 05:24:37 2020 No.30009161 >>29855362 >>29828964 >>28343758 Poor Eirin has to look after this loser in addition to the princess.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 1 20:38:56 2020 No.30047394 >>30009161 Not really. All she has to do is deliver Alice's medicine for the month and everything goes back to normal.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 2 14:03:31 2020 No.30080750 >>29580850 I'm not Alice

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 3 08:03:08 2020 No.30113724 >>29830320 >>29854703 It was me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 3 10:20:35 2020 No.30120790 File: 443 KB, 675x1080, __alice_margatroid_touhou_drawn_by_aoi_annbi__922b156bd631596ffdc8d66b7167c4c2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29805908 I LOVE MY WIFE ALICE!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 3 16:11:11 2020 No.30131579 >>30047394 She probably doesn't even do that, Reisen has to. >>30120790 Your wife is my paizuri slave dude.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 3 16:13:58 2020 No.30131648 >>30131579 I wouldn't be surprised if Reisen has to force the medicine down Alice's throat!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 4 00:41:10 2020 No.30149762 File: 2.31 MB, 1813x2353, lolice.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 4 09:14:40 2020 No.30172854 >>30131648 Its a suppository. It wont be getting forced down her throat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 4 09:25:48 2020 No.30173990 File: 64 KB, 600x600, 1363696892725.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30149762 Alice doesn't look very happy with the situation

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 4 16:45:34 2020 No.30194212 >>27657416 can you post the art in your pic related in high resolution? it is lovely

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 4 18:27:16 2020 No.30197449 File: 1.83 MB, 1056x1500, 1584392530321.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Haha! Alice is so kooky!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 4 20:19:03 2020 No.30202495 >>30007943 Ehh Ehh EHH a minna de EEEEEEEHHH!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 13:57:20 2020 No.30248110 >>30173990 Of course not. You said you'd take her Grimnore

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 13:59:16 2020 No.30248167 File: 155 KB, 800x509, 0e240c12d715c96dc3c6201df7b02a5f.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Alice has had enough! She won't stand for Shinki stealing her boyfriends anymore!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 17:39:37 2020 No.30255251 >>30248167 Alice is too much of a wimp to hurt her mom, and Shinki knows it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 19:22:50 2020 No.30258905 File: 782 KB, 1354x1463, alice.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] you cannot defeat Alice

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 20:29:56 2020 No.30261038 File: 443 KB, 724x1000, 1599934457047.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30248167 Haha! Look, Alice-chan's mom is more attractive than her!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 04:52:23 2020 No.30288685 >>30258905 >you cannot defeat Alice Just evade her dolls, tackle her and then lay on your back! Alice can't do anything to you then! Not without harming herself in the process!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 05:10:46 2020 No.30289284 >>30258905 I'll defeat her with my dick! Cumming inside Shanghai and Hourai while Alice watches, when cumming inside Alice!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:40:22 2020 No.30318847 File: 257 KB, 790x710, Retaliation.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30261038 She's also way cuter too!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 16:14:21 2020 No.30320042 >>30149762 If Alice uses magic to look like a little girl again, she'll have lolicons fighting to date her. Not the best type of person to have as a boyfriend, but probably better than being lonely and unwanted.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 16:32:40 2020 No.30320743 >>30320042 >lolicons fighting to date her You can't even love Alice when she's a beautiful young adult. What makes you think she'll like you more if she's a loli again.

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 16:55:15 2020 No.30321692

>>30320743
>You can't even love Alice when she's a beautiful young adult.
Girls her age just aren't my type.
>What makes you think she'll like you more if she's a loli again.
You know, you're absolutely right. I won't bother her by trying to win her heart if she turns into a loli.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 03:30:37 2020 No.30343958 File: 319 KB, 1000x1416, 78302080_p4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30320042 At least her mom will love her again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 11:02:49 2020 No.30361335 File: 1.07 MB, 829x1185, __alice_margatroid_touhou_drawn_by_douji__5bea28c6a0967edff559a4037d89d8eb.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love Alice and I don't care if anyone else doesn't love her, i'm enough for her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:44:50 2020 No.30374418 File: 2.03 MB, 1000x1100, 1598139456037.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Alice has had enough of everyone's bullying and she isn't going to take it anymore

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 18:15:28 2020 No.30375255 File: 349 KB, 850x785, sample_b8edb41faca9ad03c331428fd19569db.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30374418 I will bully her one more time, by asking how much she charges for sex. It is my destiny...

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 04:11:20 2020 No.30395238 >>30374418 Fuck I forgot this existed. It would have come in handy a few days ago.

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 10:46:31 2020 No.30408992
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>>30374418
and then... and then Alice came up to us dressed as some bodybuilder! You should've seen the look on her face when we poked her stupid inflatable costume with a needle!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:34:52 2020 No.30418640 File: 215 KB, 980x1381, 52.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Does no one notice Alice is a gaijin?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:24:24 2020 No.30420341 >>30418640 They call her baka gajin when she's not in ear shot and talk about how she smells like spoiled milk

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:40:11 2020 No.30420872 Every 60 seconds in the Forest, a doll is created to slave on Alice's tasteless house repairs. Together we can stop this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:57:39 2020 No.30421500 File: 334 KB, 560x570, 88947dc4c7cd41e700d511d8ec9715ee.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30420341 I wish I could drink Alice's milk

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 17:06:32 2020 No.30421796 >>30418640 It's possible that she's a chuuni jap who dyes her hair, wears contacts and believes she's actually a westerner.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 17:59:44 2020 No.30423732 >>30421500 why is she frothing at the mouth though, is she okay?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 19:00:07 2020 No.30425331 >>30423732 She tried her own milk. It just so happens that drinking from the bucket isn't a good idea. >>30421500 I'm sure it would taste great -!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 00:46:51 2020 No.30439373 File: 53 KB, 600x847, .jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] An underappreciated

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 00:47:54 2020 No.30439411 File: 96 KB, 600x847, .jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] woman

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 00:48:56 2020 No.30439451 File: 201 KB, 850x1200, .jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] of beauty.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 07:14:05 2020 No.30451997 File: 101 KB, 482x666, 1553646059161.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] While threads come and go, the bullying of Alice will never cease!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 12:52:07 2020 No.30464075 >>30421796 I thought that was Marisa

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 18:01:54 2020 No.30473736 >>30421796 >It's possible that she's a chuuni jap who dyes her hair, wears contacts and believes she's actually a westerner. except she's from makai, a western style demon realm

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 02:16:43 2020 No.30495334 File: 134 KB, 900x1273, __alice_margatroid_touhou_drawn_by_nanase_nao__56d16f8109c1b7e20655e724078d92a1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love Alice and i don't care what anyone else says! she is precious to me!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 04:05:01 2020 No.30498650 >>30495334 A good man you are. True dedication to the notorious puppeteer, Alice Margatroid.

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