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What's it like to talk to a Japanese girl?

>> No.2690753

Like talking to a bag of sand.

>> No.2690756

Pretty sugoi if youre a kakkoii gaijin.

>> No.2690759

Probably really annoying

>> No.2690776

Boring and annoying, they all have really shitty laughs, and they can't make good conversation for the life of them.

>> No.2690781

>>2690776
Why the hell would you expect good conversation from a woman? That's what bros are for.

>> No.2690788

Like talking to a valley girl, but twice as vacuous and not at all attractive.

>> No.2690790

Why the hell would you expect good conversation from a robot?

>> No.2690796

The only japanese girl I have had an extended conversation with smelled like old fish. As her biology tutor, I had to put up with it without complaint.

Trying to help someone who doesn't speak english with college intro bio is taxing. Her "eto"s and "ano"s got to be grating quickly.

>> No.2690802
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2690802

if only they'd act more like anime characters and less like real life 3D girls

>> No.2690803

>>2690790
Hey, fuck you. Daisy is a good girl.

>> No.2690808

>>2690796
Did you at least extract some sex from her?

>> No.2690815

>>2690741
First, ask yourself what it's like to talk to a girl of your own ethnicity.
Now ask yourself what on earth made you think that a Japanese girl would be any different.

15 minutes in the corner to think over your grievous error.

>> No.2690844

>>2690815
>First, ask yourself what it's like to talk to a girl of your own ethnicity.

I give up, what is it like to talk to a girl of your own ethnicity?

>> No.2690846

Where the fuck do you live where there's no Japanese people? Idaho?

>> No.2690856

>>2690846
Corea

>> No.2690859
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>>2690815First, ask yourself what it's like to talk to a girl of your own ethnicity.

>> No.2690874

Japanese women are boring.
American women make you want to strangle them.

>> No.2690880

you guys are all faggots

>> No.2690898

Sugoi Corean you got there.

>> No.2690905

>>2690880
What else is new?

>> No.2690914

>First, ask yourself what it's like to talk to a girl of your own ethnicity.

BITCHES AND WHORES.

>> No.2690915

>What's it like to talk to a Japanese girl?

Well just try making sentences while someone in the background goes "hai, hai, hai, hai, hai, sou, hai, sou, sou, hai, naruhodo" over and over until you stop.

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>>2690915

That's weird, I always get 変態！変態！エロ変態！

Maybe I'm talking to the wrong girls.

>> No.2691015

>>2690960
SUGOI! SUGOI!

>> No.2691045

>>2690815
>First, ask yourself what it's like to talk to a girl of your own ethnicity.

...

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>>2691015

Wrong girls, etc.

凄い，凄い　

>> No.2691076

>>2690741
they are stupid and annoying. I spent all last semester in a dorm filled with them. and they always give you that glazed over look.

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>>2691076

>glazed over

>> No.2691111

>>2691076I spent all last semester in a dorm filled with them.

How did you manage this?

>> No.2691116

>>2691111

He watched Marimite or something...

>> No.2691125

It's like talking to a swede.

>> No.2691130

>>2690741

Annoying, because it turns out that they're dumber than a welfare momma with 30 "multicultural" kids.

>> No.2691133

>>2691116
>He

But watashi thought omae hanashimasu about nippon bishoujo.

>> No.2691149

>>2691133

>omae

Don't be rude.

>> No.2691343

>>2691130
I seriously doubt that.

>> No.2691349

>>2691343

Yeah, but what would YOU know?

>> No.2691368

um, yeah annoying.... and they call you and im you nonstop

>> No.2691377

>>2690741
For 23 years and 11 months had I suffered them, the ignorant ''gaijin'' back home who sickened me with their microwaved culture and their materialism. The spindly losers in the anime club who cared only for anime and not a whit for the superior monoethnic culture to which it was endemic. Well no more. Fucking zettai no more. I touched down in the country I was certain I had lived all my previous lives, no doubt as a badass ronin samurai ninja or some shit. I had never been here, but I had returned.

''Nippon-sama, tadaima!''

No sooner had I left the airport when I saw the woman of my dreams. She confirmed my every hope, my every ideal of this great land. The light coming in through the ''sakura'' backlit her like a full body halo. She was made of demure and soft spoken. Of bowing and ''bento''.

Of Japan and perfect.

My heart started ''doki doki''-ing all over the shop. And then she saw me! Spotted me in the crowd! Well, of course she did, I was like a head taller than the fucking hobbits they call men around here. I was in no state of mind to meet her gaze, and tried to look away but I was paralysed. She was just so ... ''prettyu'' ...

>> No.2691383

And just like that she started walking over. Her walk was just pure concentrated sex. If you poured a glass of it sex fumes would just rise right off the top. I loved the way the light danced unevenly over her pristine porcelain skin as she walked. The way she did more for me by showing just her shoulders than any American girls could by showing their entire gaping cleavage for all the world to SEE THIS YOU SHOULD TAKE NOTES, THIS IS WHAT ''SEXY'' IS YOU FUCKING ''WHORES'' -

"おげようごります"。
Oh shit, what did she say? She said something! To me! But I wasn't con –
"おげんきですか"。
OK, OK, I know this one. Where have I heard it before? Naruto 43? Oh god she's so hot –
"かたしのなまえは かお です"。
Fuck, I couldn't find the right words. Was it ''oro''? Was it ''dattebayo''? Was it ''anata baka''?!?
"おなまえはなんすか"。
You know what, it doesn't even matter! Her voice sounds as good as she looks. I don't need to say anything. I could do this forever. This is goddamn bliss.
"..."

She suddenly seemed apprehensive, like she was cautious of what she wanted to say next. ''Loveu loveu'' confession ''desu''?!
"Yes, what is it?" I blurted out.
"OH HEY MAN YOU SPEAKING ENGLISH?"

>> No.2691384

>>2691125

Huh? What's it like talking to a Swede?

>> No.2691402

>First, ask yourself what it's like to talk to a girl of your own ethnicity.
Now ask yourself what on earth made you think that a Japanese girl would be any different.

You guys are delusional...stick to your touhous.

>> No.2691410

>>2691383
>>"かたしのなまえは かお です"。
Is that supposed to be わたし？

>> No.2691411

>>2691383
fe-su_parumu.jpg

>> No.2691426

>>2691383
"What?" What?
"OH YEAH YOU DOES HAY NICE I LIKE."
No. NO! This was not coming from her mouth. It couldn't be.
"OH HAY YOU FROM AMERICA I LIKE. SO COOL! FUCK!"
no no no no no no
"I LOVE ALL AMERICA MOVIE AND SERIE. OH HAY DO YOU WATCH FRIENDS YES. ROSS AND RACHEL. COOL!"
"Um ... pleasu speaku Japanesu."
"NO ENGLISH MUCH BETTER I LEARN MANY YEAR AND COLOUR HAIR TO LOOK LIKE HILLARY DUFF. SO CUTE! FUCK!"
"I CAN SPEAK JAPANESEU SO ONEGAI PLEASE SPEAK JAPANESE TO WATASHI!"
"MORE INTENSITY LOGER MOORE RIP MY STOCKINGS RIP MY STOCKINGS LOL"

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>>2691410
It's supposed to be

>>2691411
Hey man, I didn't write this.

>> No.2691431

>>2691383
>おげようごります
what

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>>2690741
>Japanese girl

i think she's not japanese :O

>> No.2691466

>>2691462
Isn't she Thai or something?

>> No.2691489
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2691489

>>2691466

haha, no idea.
i'm trying to find out who is she. she's pretty (:

>> No.2691491

>>2691426
somebody, please say that this post is a troll.

>> No.2691497

Hard not to laugh in her face, although her broken english can be sort of moe.
Otherwise, same as any other girl. Personalities change and don't depend entirely on gender or race.

>> No.2691499

>>2691491
Ancestral kopipe.

>> No.2691502

>>2691377
>My heart started ''doki doki''-ing all over the shop.
God I love this copypasta.

>> No.2691536

>>2691489
I remember where I saw her from originally. This thread http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/1847763
She is "tang guo from the show wo ai hei se hui" according to anon.

>> No.2691538

>>2691489

Her name is 糖果.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xU7IV8nVPXU

Enjoy, you creep. I know I will.

>> No.2691576

>>2691538
MMM... even her name is delicious

>> No.2691578

>>2691538
Thanks anon friend. (:
She looks different here, But wait ... She's 14?
Damn :S

>> No.2691598

>>2691578
>>2691576
>>2691489
>>2691462

How's high school?

>> No.2691600

If you are interested in Japan and they are interested in your culture, it can be a very interesting conversation because of all the stuff you learn about their way of life and you being able to say ordinary things and be listened to with interest.

West coast Canada bitches, tons of Japs, Chinese, Koreans, whatever over here. Not so much French though compared to the rest of Canada, which disappoints me as a mid-continental French Canadian.

However, Japanese chicks fucking love French. Feels good man.

>> No.2691603

>>2691600
There's hardly any japs on the west coast what are you talking about?

>> No.2691618

>>2691603
On Vancouver island there are. There are lots of asian restaurants of call kinds in Downtown Victoria, and many Japanese people study at the University of Victoria internationally, such as my tutor.

>> No.2691625

>>2691618
Well there may be plenty of Chinese, only 1% of BC is Japanese, with the majority of them being in Vancouver.

>> No.2691626

>>2691489
HNNNNGH

>> No.2691628

>>2691618
....
Thats not exactly TONS 'O BITCHES, BITCHES! I have two chinese restaurants on my block, but that doesnt mean that theres half of Honk Kong living on the block, does it?

>> No.2691633

>>2691625
So what? Only 3.8% is francophone and I still went to school with hundreds of them. You just gotta get in the right places.

>> No.2691634

>59 posts and 8 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.

>> No.2691635

>>2691634
WOOPS PEOPLE AREN'T TALKING ABOUT TOUHOU BETTER SAGE THIS THREAD

>> No.2691638

>>2691633
3.8% is still 3.8 times the number of Japs. Let me put it this way, there are 37,000 Japanese in BC, 30,000 of which are in Vancouver. 'You just have to be in the right places' is not 'tons of Japs'.

>> No.2691646

>>2691638
Still enough for me to meet some in the bus every day.

>> No.2691803

>>2690741
probably not what you think it's would be like.

>> No.2691824

>>2691603
west coast as in oregon? afaik it's california> washington>oregon

japanese people in socal. you could meet japanese people in college. but not community college. the better kind.

>> No.2692003

ALL SHE DOES IS TALK ABOUT HER SELF KIMIKA THIS KIMIKA THAT BLAH BLAH BLAH and cuddles with her boyfriend (my roommate) but she is really cute.

>> No.2692027

>>2692003
I dont know why, but this made me chuckle like i just ate a bag of mushrooms. Cheers

>> No.2693776

>>2692003
Kill your roommate and steal her for yourself.

>> No.2695144

I'd love her long time.

>> No.2695153

OP here. Bookmark the best board, far superior to Retardchan in every single way:

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>> No.2695853

I have to speak to Japanese girls everyday as par for the course with this whole eikaiwa gig. About 1% of the girls I talk to make me interested in them. The rest are mostly cute but boring as hell, going on about shit in western culture I don't care about. I have one female friend who is an Otaku but is ugly as sin and has the worst social skills I ever saw.

>> No.2695911

It's like talking to a shy Asian girl
Not very different from most girls anywhere, barring american bitches of course

>> No.2696802

>>2695853
What's eikaiwa?

>> No.2696895

>>2691538
Waitaminute...she isn't wearing a bra? Oh shit I getting hard!

>> No.2697349

>>2690741
A lot of the JP girls I talk to daily are just like every other race.

:3

>> No.2697372

She is Taiwanese

>> No.2697379

糖果 from the show 我爱黑涩会

her specs:
http://zhidao.baidu.com/question/38109245.html

>> No.2697395

>>2697379
A 黑涩会妹妹? Do not want.

>> No.2697403

>Japanese girl?
>girl
pic unrelated

>> No.2697402

>>2697395

please explain

>> No.2697452

>>2691426
Sounds like a chinesu to me.

>> No.2697485

Their are many Japanese girls at my university, about seven I have seen in my lectures, though it could be less as some of them might have been Koreans.

Nothing to say really, unlike Chinese or others they don't seem to do the rude thing of speaking in their own language around predominantly English-speaking people, but they also don't seem to say much of anything.

Probably the most collusive I've seen. I know an Central African girl in Engineering who speaks English with a French/Sango accent, fucking scary, but bad looking though.

>> No.2697501

her name is Tang Guo, TAIWAN!!!!!! not jp girl. i had sex with her this morning

>> No.2700351

It's alright I guess

They laugh far more than they speak, and only really because they don't know how to say what they want. They speak slowly.

The accents are cute. And they're really easy to tease

>> No.2700383

Like talking against a wall.

>> No.2700413

>>2700383
Walls are more interactive.

>> No.2700436

In my old Japanese class, the teacher had brought a few Japanese students in to talk to us and I said hi to this girl.

She literally spoke with a moe moe anime voice. I was fucking terrified.

>> No.2700456

>>2700436

lucky devil!

>> No.2701763

>>2691600
>Japanese chicks fucking love French.

Montrealfag here. No Japanese people anywhere.

>> No.2701786

>>2701763

Because Quebec is a shithole.

>> No.2701789

>>2701786
It's a hell of a lot better than Ontario.

>> No.2701800

>>2701789
They're both shit.

>> No.2701859

>>2701789

Ontarian here, meh.

>> No.2701883

It's like talking to a normal girl, except they listen to Japanese songs instead of Nickelback. Some Japanese girl I play music with always attempts to get me to watch these videos and comment on how cute the artists are.

>> No.2701890

>I have one female friend who is an Otaku but is ugly as sin

I lol'd

>> No.2702144

>>2691646
Okay guys, I'm back with a report. Just today on the bus back from University I met a total of 4 Japanese people.

There you go.

>> No.2702193

>>2702144
Did you get their numbers?

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