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Anonymous Sun May 31 07:14:08 2009 No.2686607 [Reply] [Original]

You discover that your waifu is much more of a nymphomaniac than you suspected.

Some nights when you are dead tired and just want to sleep she will pester you for hours for sex, much to your annoyance.

How do you turn her down without hurting her feelings?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 07:15:08 2009 No.2686609 Tell her to go make a sandvich.

>>	ZUN !3GqYIJ3Obs Sun May 31 07:16:08 2009 No.2686612 there is no 'mai waifu' enjoy being in denial and delusional

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 07:16:08 2009 No.2686613 Use your hand or mouth.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 07:21:08 2009 No.2686621 Return her to her cell and wonder how she got out.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 07:23:08 2009 No.2686627 I'll just get her into bondage and stuff, tie her up, strap a vibrator into her and go to sleep. Problem solved.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 07:28:08 2009 No.2686635 The same way I keep my wife from hurting herself when there is no other way to get her to calm down during a psychotic fit. Wrap her in a blanket, cover her mouth with mine, and put a sedative shot in her ass.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 07:30:08 2009 No.2686646 Tell her she can dry hump me while I slumber.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 07:31:08 2009 No.2686648 Get a new waifu capable of satisfying the other one (Dicks or tentacles are optional) when I'm out of service.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 07:35:08 2009 No.2686657 >>2686635 That's daring, mine bites me sometimes when she's throwing a fit so I've learned I have to be careful occasionally.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 07:42:08 2009 No.2686683 >>2686657 She knows why I'm doing it and that its for her own good. She also knows that its the last resort, and that I'll be there when she wakes up.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 07:46:08 2009 No.2686693 I have to say, that would be quite the problem. I guess I'd spike her supper with whatever gets her to sleep.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 08:11:08 2009 No.2686758 >>2686693 You need to let her know that its coming, give her time to prepare, and let her know that you love her.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 08:15:08 2009 No.2686771 OP here. Check out this board, far superior to Retardchan: www. Anon Talk .com 2ddb8e51e5c687217d7ff056b897f27e

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 08:18:08 2009 No.2686782 Penises can be erect while sleeping. I sleep and she has at it. Also buy her sex toys. Vibrators exist for a reason.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 08:19:08 2009 No.2686784 >>2686758 I don't know if I really want to tell her, it's probably best if she just feels tired without giving it any second thought, so she might snap out of those nymphomaniac habits.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 08:21:08 2009 No.2686788 >>2686782 There are disgusting things down that road, anon. Some people who practice that develop necrophilia (the sex with sleeping people).

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 08:22:08 2009 No.2686789 File: 13 KB, 462x260, 1234877431086.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2686788 >necrophilia (the sex with sleeping people)

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 08:22:08 2009 No.2686790 I fap 9+ times a day on average. Twice as many on weekends. No way in hell she will wear me down.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 08:23:08 2009 No.2686791 File: 40 KB, 447x404, 13.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2686788

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 08:25:08 2009 No.2686795 >>2686789 sorry, meant to drop that bit some place earlier. should have been that you can develop necrophilia from having sex with sleeping people.

>>	Hatsune Miku !MIKUiqnw0. Sun May 31 08:25:08 2009 No.2686796 File: 66 KB, 370x248, mikugokuri.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Turn her down? Unpossible.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 08:28:08 2009 No.2686808 >>2686795 If there exists an anon who can fuck a chick in her sleep without waking her up/the use of drugs he has my awe.

Anonymous Sun May 31 08:28:08 2009 No.2686810

>>2686796
Yeah ... there is a point when you really do want to stop fucking and just want to sleep. Its different for different people. I know its hard for you to grasp but you don't have it in you to keep fucking all day, in fact you will have serious medical problems if you try for more than 4~8 hours (and the treatments for them are painful as hell. very embarrassing, and take forever.)

Anonymous Sun May 31 08:32:08 2009 No.2686822

>>2686808
I've never actually heard of men having it happen before. I've heard of women who do it to men though. I've already read of women who will sleep fuck (kind of like sleep walk. I don't know if there is a medical term for doing this so I just picked something.) and blame their spouse on it.

My wife sleeps like a god damned log. Waking her up a chore, but I don't really have any desire to even finger her while sleeps. Cuddling up to her, that might be a different matter all together.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 08:34:08 2009 No.2686827 >>2686795 I couldn't find a stupid enough expressive picture, so I'm just going to insult you. Idiot.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 08:35:08 2009 No.2686830 >>2686822 There is a medical term for the condition, I don't remember what it is though.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 08:36:08 2009 No.2686834 >>2686827 whatever. I really don't care. you can go back to /b/ now

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 08:37:08 2009 No.2686836 >>2686827 You use reaction pictures.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 08:42:08 2009 No.2686852 How can you lack reaction pics with Valkyria Chronicles running?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 09:04:08 2009 No.2686917 This happens a lot since men peak at 18 and women peak at 35

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 09:08:08 2009 No.2686928 >>2686607 Just get her into bsdm and slap a dildo into her when you're tired.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 09:14:08 2009 No.2686936 >>2686917 >men peak at 18 Well, so much for that.

>>	Hatsune Miku !MIKUiqnw0. Sun May 31 09:29:08 2009 No.2686973 File: 46 KB, 372x248, mikutakingiteasy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2686810 But this my waifu we're talking about here. Miku turns on, Miku turns off, etc.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 09:36:08 2009 No.2686988 File: 162 KB, 880x662, 55a0ab73cc957fe66c8a6f9127f2019a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2686973

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 09:37:08 2009 No.2686992 >she will pester you for hours for sex >turn her down no i won't

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 09:47:08 2009 No.2687013 I wish someone would pester me for sex, so I could turn them down. Wait, I already have that. I guess resorting to corny humor is a great way out of any situation, then.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 09:56:08 2009 No.2687035 File: 70 KB, 961x720, 1178236492894.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2686822 >>2686683 >>2686657 >>2686635 >people on /jp/ pretending to have a waifu

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 10:04:08 2009 No.2687053 >>2687035 You haven't been here long enough, these people are well known around here.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 10:11:08 2009 No.2687063 >>2687035 Why does this bother you? People pretend all sorts of things here, keeps the place interesting. That one Anonymous who had sex with his mom, that one guy who's going blind, etc. They could even be telling the truth for all we know.

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