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268633 No.268633 [Reply] [Original]

You wait patiently for Flandre to either wake up or approach, and lean gently against the nearest availble wall as you wait.
After about an hour, you hear a loud yawn and a resounding thud. Within a minute, all of the lights come on, and Flandre looks up at you right in your face. "Hellooo!" She grins right at you, her blonde hair in disarray and her red eyes nice and wide to give you that unshakable "Oh fuck" feeling.


[ ] Do not reply

[ ] "Hello, Flandre!"

[ ] "Had a nice nap, Flandre?"

[ ] Run for the door

[ ] Flinch back and scream

[ ] "How are you?"

>> No.268635

Yay
[X] "How are you?"

>> No.268636

[x] "Had a nice nap, Flandre?"

>> No.268638

[X] "Hello, Flandre!"

>> No.268641

[ ] "Had a nice nap, Flandre?"

>> No.268642

[ ] "Hello, Flandre!"

>> No.268643

[X] "Hello, Flandre!"

oh i missed you sooo much

>> No.268644

[x] "Had a nice nap, Flandre?"

>> No.268645

[X] "Hello, Flandre!"

>> No.268647

[x] "Had a nice nap, Flandre?"

Guys, we haven't slept for a while.
We're gonna pass out.

>> No.268650

[X] "Had a nice nap, Flandre?"

>> No.268651

[x] Flinch back and scream

She's the scariest.

>> No.268652

[X] "Had a nice nap, Flandre?"

>> No.268653

[x] "Hello, Flandre!"

>> No.268658

[-] "Had a nice nap, Flandre?"

>> No.268659

[x] "How are you?"

>> No.268660

[ ] "Had a nice nap, Flandre?"

>> No.268661

[x] "Had a nice nap, Flandre?"

>> No.268662

[x] "Had a nice nap, Flandre?"

>> No.268663

[ ] "Hello, Flandre!"

>> No.268664

[X] "Had a nice nap, Flandre?"

>> No.268665

[X] "Had a nice nap, Flandre?"

>> No.268666

>>268658
>>268652
>>268650
>>268647
>>268644
>>268641
>>268636

Winner:
[ ] "Had a nice nap, Flandre?"

>> No.268668

>>268658

7th vote.

[ ] "Had a nice nap, Flandre?" wins.

>> No.268672

>>268658
7th vote for [ ] "Had a nice nap, Flandre?"

>> No.268673

[ ] Flinch back and scream

>> No.268675

>>268666

Fuck.

Well-played Vote-Counter. Well-played.

>> No.268676

>>268672
>>268668
>>268666
VOTEMIND

>> No.268679

[X] You're the scariest

>> No.268680
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268680

"It was a very good nap." Flandre nods agreeably. She looks at you sideways, and starts poking you all over. "So, what do I do with you?" She giggles, and looks up at you expectantly for a reply.


[ ] "How about we play a game?"

[ ] "Why don't we go for a walk?"

[ ] Remain Silent

[ ] "Hey, stop that!"

[ ] "You could call me Onii-chan."

[ ] Flee to the door

>> No.268682

[x] "You could call me Onii-chan."

OH GOD

>> No.268683

[X] "Had a nice nap, Flandre?"

>> No.268684

>>268680
[ ] "You could call me Onii-chan."

>> No.268687

>>268682
RESIST THE LURE
IT IS TRYING TO BAD END US

>> No.268688

[X] "You could call me Onii-chan."
i would die for this

>> No.268689

[ ] "You could call me Onii-chan."

Fuck Yes, Fuck Day 5

>> No.268691

[X] "You could call me Onii-chan."
WE'RE GONNA DIE.

>> No.268692

[x] "Why don't we go for a walk?"
ONII CHAN IS TOO FUCKING TEMPTING GOD DAMN IT

>> No.268694

[x] You're the Scariest
..
[x] You can call me Onii-chan!

>> No.268695

>>268680
[x] "You could call me Onii-chan."

// a bit risky, but might be fine

>> No.268697

[ ] "You could call me Onii-chan."

>> No.268699

>>268680
[X] "You could call me Onii-chan."

ಠ_ಠ

>> No.268700

[X] "Why don't we go for a walk?"

>> No.268701

[x] "You could call me Onii-chan."
HOLY SHIT YES

>> No.268703

and onii-chan won instantly. GJ

>> No.268704

[X] "Why don't we go for a walk?"
Why would you pick "call me onii-chan"? Do you guys want to die again?

>> No.268706

[X] "Why don't we go for a walk?"

>> No.268707

>>268695
7th vote, winnar.

>> No.268708

omg, what has anon done?

>> No.268702
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>>268680

[X] "You could call me Onii-chan."

DO IT.

>> No.268711

>>268699
>>268697
>>268695
>>268694
>>268691
>>268689
>>268688

Winner:

[ ]You could call me Onii-chan

>> No.268712

FUCK YOU ANON

>> No.268715

This is going to be nothing short of epic win. No matter how the outcome is.

>> No.268716

┐(-。ー;)┌

>> No.268717

laaaaaaaake laaaaaaake

>> No.268719

[x] Please do not throw me at the lake

>> No.268721

dammit anon
we are going to die

>> No.268722

>>268711
Anon, you, you...

>> No.268723

[x] "You could call me Onii-chan."

I WILL TRIGGER THIS TRAP

>> No.268724

[ ] "You could call me Onii-chan."
Fuck yeah

>> No.268726

I bed Flandre doesn't even know she's weak to sunlight. They should have had a picnic by the lake.

>> No.268727

The faster GM replies. the more obvious it is he knew we were going to take that response.

>> No.268728

>>268721

It's okay, we have a save from all of two choices ago.

Won't take us long to get back to where we are.

>> No.268729

The Lake is the scariest.

>> No.268730

[x] "You could call me Onii-chan."

>> No.268733

>>268721
flan is lunatic
our chances are 50:50

>> No.268736

"Going out for a walk" and see some familiar faces or meet a few new ones wouldn't be a bad choice too

>> No.268737

Damnit GM, stop giving Anon suicidal options.

>> No.268741

I think that if anyone asks us why the hell we entered the SDM, we should say that it was to learn magic to be less of a burden.

Also, Anon should learn ice-magic because of all the (9) radiation.

>> No.268742

Flan will probably go "uhh, what" and then think about something else to do.
I don't think she would brutally rape us just because we're ronery. ;_;

>> No.268744

>>268741

If we're going to be fighting the lake, lightning magic seems the better option.

IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE.

>> No.268746

>>268744
You enter the lake!

You cast lightning!

You have been fried!

GAME OVER

>> No.268747

[ ] Remain silent

>> No.268749

>>268741
[ ] Remain silent

I wish to be the little girl

>> No.268751

>>268745
[x] Remain silent

;_;

>> No.268745
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268745

"No, I don't think I will. In fact, I will call you "Dumbass" instead. I heard Sakuya call someone that once. So your name is now Dumbass!" She laughs loudly, then grabs you by the arm. "Let's play tea party. I will be the host, and you will be the guest, Dumbass! But first I have to dress you up." She dashes further back into the basement, returing to you with a frilly white and pink dress.


[ ] "Uh, can't I wear my own clothes?"

[ ] "Let's go for a walk instead!"

[ ] "Um, alright. But those won't fit me, Flandre."

[ ] Remain silent

[ ] Flee

>> No.268752

>>268745
AND ANON GETS HIS JUST REWARDS

>> No.268753

[X] Remain silent

>> No.268755

[x] "Um, alright. But those won't fit me, Flandre."

>> No.268756

What a tsundere...

>> No.268757

[X] Remain silent

>> No.268758

[x] "Um, alright. But those won't fit me, Flandre."

>> No.268759

[ ] Remain silent

Please don't die.

>> No.268760

[x] "Um, alright. But those won't fit me, Flandre."

also I'M IN DESPAIR

>> No.268761

[X] Remain silent

>> No.268762

[ ] Remain silent

>> No.268763

[x] Remain silent

>> No.268768

>>268761
>>268759
>>268757
>>268753
>>268751
>>268749
>>268747
Horray =D

>> No.268767

[ ] "Hello, Flandre!"

>> No.268769

[x] Remain silent

she owns us, we are her play thing. we took a risk with the onii-chan bit, don't get us killed nao.

>> No.268770

[x] Remain silent

// one foot in the grave...

>> No.268771

>>268747
>>268749
>>268751
>>268753
>>268757
>>268759
>>268761
Winner:

[ ]Remain Silent

>> No.268773

>>268746

Entering the lake would get us killed anyways. Lightning would just speed it up.

You cast it outside the water, obviously.

[ ] Remain silent.

>> No.268775

So, how's our moveset going?
Softboiled, Egg Bomb, Dive, Swagger?

>> No.268776

[X] "Um, alright. But those won't fit me, Flandre."
Flandre is a jerk.

>> No.268777

[X] Remain silent

>> No.268779

>>268775
Self-Destruct

>> No.268781

Anon, you've bad ended us, I can feel it.

>> No.268782

>>268781
We're going to drink tea.
We're going out let men.

>> No.268783

>>268776
she could very well rip away bits of your body until what's left WILL fit into that dress.

>> No.268784

Hi dumbasses.

>> No.268785

>>268779
>>268775
Dumbass used scrambled egg

>> No.268786

DELICIOUS TRAP ANON. FAP FAP FAP.

>> No.268787

>>268781
Don't worry, we saved just few choices ago.

>> No.268790

[X] Remain silent

>> No.268791
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268791

Flandre grabs you, and starts attempting to shove the dress onto you... Over all of your clothes. It's very tight, and it feels exceedingly restrictive. It's obviously a size too small.
What do you do?


[ ] Struggle

[ ] "Flandre, this doesn't fit me."

[ ] Allow her to force it on you.

[ ] "Can we do something else instead?"

[ ] Flee

[ ] Scream

>> No.268792

>>268633
Anon no baka!

>> No.268794

[x] Allow her to force it on you.

>> No.268796

[x] "Flandre, this doesn't fit me."

>> No.268797

[ ] Allow her to force it on you.

>> No.268798

Dumbass be a hero! Kill and rape her or just simply run for the lake. The choices is yours...

>> No.268800

[X] Allow her to force it on you.

>> No.268801

[x] Allow her to force it on you.

>> No.268802

[x] Allow her to force it on you.

>> No.268803

[ ] Allow her to force it on you.

>> No.268804

>>268791
[X] Allow her to force it on you.

>> No.268805

[ ] Allow her to force it on you.

no anon, you are the girls.
and then anon was a girl.

>> No.268806

[x] Allow her to force it on you.
Reap what you sow, anon ;_;

>> No.268808

[x] "Flandre, this doesn't fit me."

// she might be willing to find another dress

>> No.268809

>>268791
[X] "Flandre, this doesn't fit me."

>> No.268810

[ ] Allow her to force it on you.

Small clothing will rip, not suffocate, no bad end there.

At least she isn't stripping us.

>> No.268811
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268811

RIP AND TEAR, RIP AND TEAR, RIP AND TEAR YOUR DRESS!

>> No.268814

wtf. I wanted her to make us undress.

>> No.268815

[X] Scream
we haven't tried this on yet

>> No.268816

[x] Allow her to force it on you.

Aww, so we don't get to be naked in front of the little loli?

>> No.268818

[ ] "Flandre, this doesn't fit me."

If flan forces it on you, you will lose your outer layer of skin.

>> No.268819

[x] Scream

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.268820

>>268745
>I will call you "Dumbass" instead.

HA HA OH WOW

>> No.268821

[X] "Flandre, this doesn't fit me."

>> No.268822

[X] Kill yourself by letting her force you into something too small, which will kill you by asphyxiation.

GJ ANON.

>> No.268823

[X] "Flandre, this doesn't fit me."

>> No.268825

[X] Allow her to force it on you.

>> No.268826

[ ] Allow her to force it on you.

>> No.268827

[X] Allow her to force it on you.

>> No.268828

[ X] Allow her to force it on you.

>> No.268829

>>268818
I vote for clothes ripping apart on us.

>> No.268830

[-] Allow her to force it on you.

>> No.268833

Day 5 = Day of suffering

>> No.268834

Unless the clothes were made by Tomoyo, they will rip if she forces them on us.
Now, if Tomoyo made them... we're fucked.

>> No.268835

[x ] Allow her to force it on you.

>> No.268839

>>268794
>>268797
>>268800
>>268801
>>268802
>>268803
>>268804

Winner:
[ ]Allow her to force it on you

>> No.268841

>>268838
http://bloodyshovel.oddwebsite.com/Ehs%20folder/YWUIG.html

>> No.268842

>>268818
We don't need that layer

>> No.268837

T-they won't rip, I swear

>> No.268838

I've missed more than a few threads.

anyone been compiling them somewhere?

>> No.268853

flan is just a tsundere
while serving tea she'll switch to deredere mode

>> No.268855

Oh wait.
If we had befriended Sakuya, we could do something to convice her to throw us to day 5.
but

>> No.268856

REMEMBER WHAT PATCHY SAID.

"I know what you are really get at, do not attempt to lie to me. Comply with her every wish. She sees you as a stuffed animal. Be cute and don't show any sign of a backbone unless she tells you to. And, as a human? I reccomend you avoid any food she offers you. Go to Sakuya instead. And whatever you do... Keep in mind she can atomize you in approximately 2.653 seconds. Any other questions?"

>> No.268861
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268861

You don't stuggle as she continues to force the dress onto you. Congrats, you now look like a freak. The dress feels like it's ABOUT to rip, but is doesn't. It's very tight around your arms and neck. Flandre starts setting up a table hurriedly, unaware or uncaring of your discomfort. You are tired and in a tight, frilly, girly, dress. What do you do while you wait?


[ ] Attempt to settle the dress so it is more comfortable

[ ] Rip the dress "Accidentally"

[ ] Try and take the dress off

[ ] "Flandre, this doesn't fit..."

[ ] "Flandre, can we play something else?"

[ ] Sit when the chair is offered

>> No.268862

>>268856
Please. Its only a little blood.

So we contract AIDS. No big deal.

>> No.268863

>>268856
flan eats raw lake

>> No.268864

[ ] Sit when the chair is offered

>> No.268865

[X] Sit when the chair is offered

>> No.268867

[X] Sit when the chair is offered

>> No.268868

[x] Sit when the chair is offered

just don't fucking die anon

>> No.268869

[X] "Flandre, can we play something else?"

>> No.268870

[ ] Attempt to settle the dress so it is more comfortable

>> No.268871

[X] Sit when the chair is offered

>> No.268872

[ ] Sit when the chair is offered

>> No.268873

[ ] Sit when the chair is offered

>> No.268874

[X] Sit when the chair is offered

>> No.268875

>>268861
[x] Sit when the chair is offered

Flandre is not scary, she is a cute little girl who just wants to have a tea party. ;_;

>> No.268877

[x] Rip the dress "Accidentally
VIA FLEXING

>> No.268878

[ ] Sit when the chair is offered

>> No.268879

[X] Sit when the chair is offered

>> No.268880

[ ] Sit when the chair is offered

>> No.268881

>>268873
Winner

>> No.268882

Take off my pants so the dress fits better.

>> No.268883

/r/ing
[ ] Am I Kawaii?

option

>> No.268884

[X] Attempt to settle the dress so it is more comfortable

>> No.268885

[ ] Sit when the chair is offered

>> No.268886

>>268870

[X] Sit when the chair is offered

>> No.268887

>>268883
>>Congrats, you now look like a freak.

>> No.268888

[x] Sit when the chair is offered

>> No.268892

[x] Sit when the chair is offered

And about >"I know what you are really get at, do not attempt to lie to me. Comply with her every wish. She sees you as a stuffed animal. Be cute and don't show any sign of a backbone unless she tells you to. And, as a human? I reccomend you avoid any food she offers you. Go to Sakuya instead. And whatever you do... Keep in mind she can atomize you in approximately 2.653 seconds. Any other questions?"
Doesn't avoiding her food contradict with the rest of the advice?

>> No.268894

POISON TEA

>> No.268891

[x] Attempt to settle the dress so it is more comfortable

// maybe somehow talking Flandre into meeting with Remilia now might help you...

>> No.268896

>>268892
Attempting to eat other humans will probably make us throw up, which is neither cute, nor stuffed-animal-like.

>> No.268900

[x] Scream

>> No.268901

>>268892
depends on if it's a REAL tea party, or a pretend tea party.

>> No.268902

I'm getting serious "You do everything I say. How boring. Die." vibes, here....

>> No.268903

[X] Sit when the chair is offered

>> No.268904

>>268901
i'd her tea

>> No.268906

>>268896
It's food made by the craziest, so it must be crazy. Anon is crazy enough to endure having a heart or brain down his throat.

>> No.268909

it's amazing how obidient anonymous can be. guess flandre was the right choice after all ^^

>> No.268915

>>268906
And plus, if we refuse it to eat, she will make sure we eat it, probably blasting our upper half and putting the food on our stomachs.

>> No.268910

>>268902
I think it depends on whether you looks bored yet. Right now she is quite enthusiastic so I don't think BAD END via "you're boring" will happen soon

>> No.268916

>>268892

If she ASKS us if we want food, she's offering a choice. Say no, we're not hungry.

Remember, we get punished more for not answering a question. Might as well answer it in a way that could preserve ourselves.

>> No.268917

This is probably the part where Anon has keep being submissive but at some point all the choices will lead to death and only one of them to salvation!

>> No.268920

>>268915
Or we could make the polite suggestion to have sakuya bring us something instead of having whatever she may already have in the basement.

>> No.268921

We are allied to strongest, servants to craziest and were killed by deadliest. List just keeps getting better.

>> No.268925
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268925

You sit obediently, and Flandre looks pleased. Although you feel like you're going to fall asleep soon, you are in a chair next to a stuffed rabbit, which appears to have been decapitated and repaired several times, some fluff, and a bear that looks relatively new.
Flandre pours some tea, and sets out some normal looking krimpets. "Won't you have some, Mr. Dumbass?"


[ ] Politely shake your head. "I think, uhh, bear should have the first bite."

[ ] Shake your head emphatically

[ ] "No thanks, I ate."

[ ] Try to eat it

[ ] Run away

[ ] Try to rip the dress

>> No.268926

>>268921
Will we be able to sex the sexiest?

>> No.268928

[x] Scream

>> No.268930
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268930

I say, this social gathering has become quite entertaining!

>> No.268932

[] Politely shake your head. "I think, uhh, bear should have the first bite."

>> No.268933

>>268920
We could suggest that we eat cake instead, and hope that Sakuya feels like taking pity on us.

>> No.268934

[x] Politely shake your head. "I think, uhh, bear should have the first bite."

>> No.268935

[X] Politely shake your head. "I think, uhh, bear should have the first bite."

>> No.268936

[ ] Try to eat it

LOOKS NORMAL TO ME

>> No.268942

[x] Politely shake your head. "I think, uhh, bear should have the first bite."

this better not lead to a bad end

>> No.268943

[ ] Politely shake your head. "I think, uhh, bear should have the first bite."

>> No.268944

[X]Pretend to eat it.

>> No.268945

[X] "No thanks, I ate."

>> No.268946

[x] Try to eat it

You're already dead

>> No.268947

[X ] Politely shake your head. "I think, uhh, bear should have the first bite."

THIS WILL NOT END WELL

>> No.268948

>>268925
[x] Politely shake your head. "I think, uhh, bear should have the first bite."

>> No.268949

[X] Shake your head emphatically

>> No.268951

[ ] Pretend to eat it

>> No.268938

[ ] Politely shake your head. "I think, uhh, bear should have the first bite."

>>268921
LAKE: DEADLIEST IN ALL GENSOKYO~

>> No.268939

[x] "No thanks, I ate."

>> No.268941

[X] Politely shake your head. "I think, uhh, bear should have the first bite."

>> No.268954

[X] Politely shake your head. "I think, uhh, bear should have the first bite."

>> No.268955

[c] Politely shake your head. "I think, uhh, bear should have the first bite."

>> No.268961

>>268932
>>268934
>>268935
>>268938
>>268941
>>268942
>>268943

Winner:
[ ] Politely shake your head. "I think, uhh, bear should have the first bite."

>> No.268962

[x] Try to eat it

// I am really not sure about this

>> No.268952

[X] Try to eat it

OM NOM NOM NOM!

>> No.268965

[x] Politely shake your head. "I think, uhh, bear should have the first bite."

>> No.268967

[X] Politely shake your head. "I think, uhh, bear should have the first bite."

going into ZAWA ZAWA mode

>> No.268968

>Although you feel like you're going to fall asleep soon
we're doomed!

[x] Politely shake your head. "I think, uhh, bear should have the first bite."
But I wonder if she will say something about that bear not being able to eat.

>> No.268964

BEAR IS DRIVING

>> No.268969
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>> No.268973

>>268961

Hopefully this doesn't result in her shoving it forcefully down on our throats. Cross fingers.

>> No.268974

>>268968
Little girl + tea party. we're probally gonna get treated to mr. bear geting blasted all to shit. =D

>> No.268980

[x] Scream

>> No.268981

>>268968
"But Mr. Dumbass, teddy bears can't eat!"

>> No.268985

[x] The bear is the scariest

>> No.268986

>>268961
Weaklings. Risk and win

>> No.268989

BEAR IS DYING

>> No.268994

>>268986
>Weaklings. Risk and Lake.
fixed

>> No.268996

Could we get a Kaiji narrator in here? These are life-or-death decisions, and we have no continues left.

>> No.268997

>>268994
Now stopping at the corner of Risk and Lake. Final stop. Everyone off.

>> No.268998

>>268994
We should gamble with the lake next time.

>> No.269000

>>268996
We have saves.

>> No.269001

>>268986

I'm not sure. It's on pretty good authority not to eat ANYTHING she gives us.

>> No.269003

>>268996

GM took pity on us and let us use a memory card.

>> No.269004

>>268986
We've proven that you can lose. Painfully.

We have not proven - nor have we even seen the slightest suggestion - that we can come anywhere close to "winning".

>> No.269006

>>269003
one hopes. If not, do we start all over again, or do we get thrown into some other random chain of events?

>> No.269007

That's right Anon. Enjoy your humiliation. This the your just reward for wanting to visit SDM so badly. Keine will not weep over your death. Cirno will soon forget about you. China will continue her lonely life. Revel in your failure. Bask in it.

I think if the "it's too tight" option was taken, Flandre should rip off a piece of Anon to make him fit the dress better. It is a fitting BAD END.

>> No.269008

>>269006

Our saves get deleted at the game overs!

>> No.269009

You gonna get laked for refusing her.

>> No.269010
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269010

>>269004
So it's like this!

>> No.269011

>>269007
_s(・`ヘ´・;)ゞ

>> No.269012

>>269008
Good thing I always back up my saves....

>> No.269013

>>269007
YOU'RE SURE UP TO SPEED.

>> No.269014

>>269008
As it turns out, GM was using a pirated copy of the game. During the final boss, our game crashes, and when we try to reload, all the saves are deleted.

Earthbound pirate end.

>> No.269016

>>269007
At the final moment, The Lake will come and save us.
WHAT A TWIST!

>> No.269017

>>269008
it's okay i savescummed.

>> No.269018
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269018

>>269010

>> No.269019

She's going to fucking kill us. You all do realize this, right?

>> No.269021

>>268996
When did we lose two continues? Last death I witnessed was when China punched us into the lake. I have missed a couple of threads though.

>> No.269020
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269020

"Okay! You're very polite, Mr. Dumbass!" Flandre turns to the bear. "Will you eat this, Mr. Bear?"

"Mr. Bear?"

"... ANSWER ME!" The unfortunate, inanimate bear is ripped to shreds by a screaming, frothing Flandre in front of your eyes. She turns to you, fluff and bits of cloth on the ground at her feet, with a mad gleam in her eye. "What bear? There was no bear. Will you eat?" She pushes a krimpet at you.


[ ] Shake your head

[ ] Eat it

[ ] "I think we should invite Sakuya to make us something."

[ ] "No thanks, I ate."

>> No.269022

>>269016
That would be AWESOME...........but we would die regardless.

>> No.269024

[ ] "Uh, Maybe Ms. Rabbit should try."

>> No.269025

[x] Eat it

>> No.269026

>>269020
[ ] "I think we should invite Sakuya to make us something."

>> No.269028

[ ] "I think we should invite Sakuya to make us something."

>> No.269030

>>269020
[ ] "I think we should invite Sakuya to make us something."

There is no hope.

>> No.269031

>>269021
oh you missed the best part ^^
[X] Scream

>> No.269032

>>269020
[X] Eat it
Better to be fed then dead.

>> No.269033

[x] "I think we should invite Sakuya to make us something."

>> No.269034

Can we assume this means that we shouldn't remain silent anymore around Flandre?

>> No.269035

[X] "I think we should invite Sakuya to make us something."

Maybe she'll take pity on us.

>> No.269036

[x] "I think we should invite Sakuya to make us something."

I haven't a fucking clue what I'm doing anymore. All these choices look like bad ends.

>> No.269037

>>269020

[x]Cry

Well. It was a fun game while it lasted, right?

>> No.269038

[ ] "I think we should invite Sakuya to make us something."


SAKUYA-SAN~ TASKETTE~

>> No.269039

[x] Scream

>> No.269040

[ ] "I think we should invite Sakuya to make us something."

>> No.269041

[X] "I think we should invite Sakuya to make us something."

>> No.269042

[x] "I think we should invite Sakuya to make us something."

>> No.269043

[x] "I think we should invite Sakuya to make us something."

REMEMBER THE WORDS OF THE GREAT SAGE PATCHY

>> No.269027

[x] "Uh, Maybe Ms. Rabbit should try."

>> No.269045

[X] Eat it

Probability of death 89 %

>> No.269046

[x] Eat it

>> No.269047

>>269038
7th vote.

>> No.269048

[X] Eat it
Sakuya hates us. She would just poison our food.
>>269021
We failed the China route and then jumped to the lake.

>> No.269049

[ ] "I think we should invite Sakuya to make us something."

>> No.269051

[X] "I think we should invite Sakuya to make us something."

>> No.269052

[ ] "I think we should invite Sakuya to make us something."

>> No.269053

>>269047
tasukete sakuyaaaaa!

>> No.269055

[x] "I think we should invite Sakuya to make us something."

I don't think the same trick works twice with Ms.Rabbit

>> No.269044

[x] "I think we should invite Sakuya to make us something."

We going to either get knifed, blown up, having the loli force it down our throats, or succeed.
RISKS MUST BE TAKEN!

>> No.269057

Is there a full compliation of all the threads somewhere? /rs/ seems empty.

>> No.269058

[X] "Uh, Maybe Ms. Rabbit should try."

>> No.269059

[X]genuflect
THE ONLY TRUE OPTION.

>> No.269060

>>269038
AW FUCK WE ARE DEAD.

>> No.269061

>>269021
We jumped into the lake when we tried to hug China, but failed.
Now we have a love-hate relation with Mr. Lake.

>> No.269062

a vote for sakuya

>> No.269074

[X] "I think we should invite Sakuya to make us something."

>> No.269075

Sakuya is as good as dead now, so much for the Harem ending.

>> No.269068

[x] "I think we should invite Sakuya to make us something."

>> No.269070

[X] Eat it

>> No.269071

GAME OVER

>> No.269063

[x] "I think we should invite Sakuya to make us something."

SAVE US

>> No.269076

Flandre will probably hit us so hard we'll break through the basement ceiling, the wall and land in the lake. Good thing we'll be long dead before the cold embrace of water.

>> No.269077

Autosage

>> No.269079

Remember, with Flandre..

You can't continue.

>> No.269080

oh wait, Sakuya will put Mineral Oil on our food.
So we start shitting in front of Flan, and she will just say we're broken.
SHIT END

>> No.269083
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>>269076
That lake. It's always the lake. ALWAYS THAT GODDAMN LAKE.

>> No.269082

>>269079

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>> No.269090

>>269079
Shit, this guy is right!

>> No.269094

Did I mention we are screwed?

>> No.269095

>>269079

So this is like the torture scene in MGS?

>> No.269104

HOLY SHIT PRESSING X LIKE I'M THE MOTHERFUCKING FIST OF THE NORTH STAR

DON'T DIE SNAKE

>> No.269115

>>269020
This made me smile.

>> No.269120

[X] "No thanks, I ate."

>> No.269126

Come to think of it, won't Flandre burst in anger after we'll suggest that it's better to eat something made by Sakuya instead of her?

>> No.269141

>>269126
I think we're playing the "She respects Sakuya, and maybe won't kill us if we get fresh food" card. Otherwise, probally yeah. We were probally screwed from the moment of going into the basement.

>> No.269143

[x]eat it

You guys realize she's going to kill you if you don't, right?
Just ask Mr. Bear.

>> No.269144

>>269126
Σ(゚Д ゚;)!!

>> No.269157

>>269104
SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE

>> No.269159

>>269141 I don't think it so...
Sakuya is avoiding Flandre, maybe she don't like the mighty Lake?

>> No.269160

I'd like to veto all votes for "I think we should invite Sakuya to make us something." for the sake of anons survival.

>> No.269164

>>269141

Plus anon has a cross dressing fetish and wants Sakuya to come and see this.

Really, If anything could make her not quite as openly hostile to us, it's the pure humilation like this.

Also, AUTOSAGE JUST KICKED IN YO

>> No.269168

>>269160
We're also going off of the advice that patchy gave us on the advice that GM gave us to go see patchy. >.> one hopes that'll keep us alive.

>> No.269179

>>269168
Sadly I wasn't there for her advice.

>> No.269183

>>269168
Or maybe GM just wants to kill us and gave that "tip".
WE'RE DOOMED

>> No.269185

>>269179
REMEMBER WHAT PATCHY SAID.

"I know what you are really get at, do not attempt to lie to me. Comply with her every wish. She sees you as a stuffed animal. Be cute and don't show any sign of a backbone unless she tells you to. And, as a human? I reccomend you avoid any food she offers you. Go to Sakuya instead. And whatever you do... Keep in mind she can atomize you in approximately 2.653 seconds. Any other questions?"

>> No.269192

>>269179
>>"I know what you are really get at, do not attempt to lie to me. Comply with her every wish. She sees you as a stuffed animal. Be cute and don't show any sign of a backbone unless she tells you to. And, as a human? I reccomend you avoid any food she offers you. Go to Sakuya instead. And whatever you do... Keep in mind she can atomize you in approximately 2.653 seconds. Any other questions?"

And when we killed ourselves in the lake, MYSTERYVOICE01 said we should go see Patchu.

>> No.269194

As soons as Sakuya hears Flandre calling us "Mr. Dumbass" it's the all she's going to call us. Ever.

>> No.269201

>>269185

And so I pray, Unlimited [x] "I think we should invite Sakuya to make us something" Works

>> No.269212

Has real life attacked GM again?

>> No.269214

>>269194
the maid has left me in despair

>> No.269219

>>269212
I think he's waiting, and lurking for something he can use against us to pop up in the discussion.

>> No.269221

Okay

I take back my claims of veto then.

>> No.269226

>>269194

At least it gives her a non-violent outlet for the hate she's amassed for Anon.

>> No.269262

>>269212
Yes. Brb 7 minutes.

>> No.269267

>>269262
I’m holding you to that number

>> No.269293

I THINK IT'S BEEN 7 MINUTES

>> No.269307

>>269293
it has

>> No.269317

Real life was super effective

GM fainted. ;_;

Or something.

>> No.269451

Anything happening here anymore?

>> No.269461

Okay guise. I've only read up to thread 19. Can anyone please give me a quick summary of what happened since then, or point me to 20-22?

>> No.269476

>>269461
http://bloodyshovel.oddwebsite.com/Ehs%20folder/YWUIG.html

>> No.269536
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Waiting is driving me crazy !

>> No.269568

>>269476
Good work on keeping the Meiling and Patch routes open

But, we're fucked. We're gonna waste our last continue on Flandre

>> No.269578

>>269568
Even if we survive, we must do something about Flandre, she could screw our routes up

>> No.269624

>>269461
http://archive.doesntexist.org/jp/cgi-board.pl/thread/261471
http://archive.doesntexist.org/jp/cgi-board.pl/thread/262191
http://archive.doesntexist.org/jp/cgi-board.pl/thread/264407

I posted all the thread numbers here:
http://anontouhouvnproject.makeforum.org/post343.html#343

>> No.269678

Where did you go, GM

>> No.269981
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269981

search team

>> No.270208

Did GM bad end?

>> No.271193

if anyone is still in here F5ing, GM started a new thread
>>271084

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