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You come home and find Alice like this waiting for you, what do you do?

>> No.2678054

save the picture

>> No.2678056

>>2678048
Kiss her, pat her on the head and tell her that everything will be alright. Then make sweet consensual love to her in the missionary position.

>> No.2678059
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2678059

ask to play with her dolls

>> No.2678062

Turn on my computer and argue with people on the internet about whether the Alice on my bed is canon Alice or not.

>> No.2678063

>>2678048

Wonder why my bed is so big.

>> No.2678064

>>2678059
I'll play with her dolls if you know what I mean.

>> No.2678068

Four what?

>> No.2678072

>>2678062
this is the best post ever.

>> No.2678075

Throw her out and wash my sheets. I don't want to sleep in shit tonight.

>> No.2678080

>>2678062
lol

>> No.2678082
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>>2678048
Smell her hair.

>> No.2678083

Kill her. I hate Alice.

>> No.2678085

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

>> No.2678100

>>2678048

Id suck on her stinky feet till i reach nirvana then i will precede to blow my load on her feet, then after my gorilla milk has left my testicles i will leave the room and sleep in a different bed.

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>> No.2678104

Put on my sun glasses and say" Dat ass".

>> No.2678108

I'd like to say kick her out etc since it's shitty alice, but a vagina is a vagina, I'd rape her til she was numb. Then throw her out.

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>>2678048
watch tv with her

>> No.2678115

wake up

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>> No.2678117

Pinch myself. Assuming I don't wake up, ask 4chan what to do.

>> No.2678121

politely ask her to leave so i can masturbate

>> No.2678124

Ok, OP here. she says in a soft voice that she's loves you even though you're a little strange and fat. What do you do?

>> No.2678133

>>2678124

I'd agree I'm a bit strange, but I'd like her to know that she probably weighs more than I do.

>> No.2678136

>>2678124
Kick her out and seek Yuka to love her forever.

>> No.2678142

>>2678124
ask if i can shit on her chest

>> No.2678147

>>2678133
Fat? Who is fat? Who are you talking to anyway bitch I'm calling the cops.

>> No.2678149

>>2678136
You eventually find Yuka, she thinks you're silly. Then, she eats you alive.
Game over.

>> No.2678151

>>2678124
sex for eternity

>> No.2678153

>>2678124
Not now, I'm arguing with ZUN here.

>> No.2678169
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Alice is the perfect waifu

>> No.2678189

>>2678124
I'll post a picture of her and ask 4chan what to do.

>> No.2678224
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OP here. Alice then asks you if you've read your SICP yet?

>> No.2678232

>>2678224
I politely explain to her that not even MIT bothers with SICP anymore.

>> No.2678235

>>2678085
turning 360 degrees would put you right in front of her again

>> No.2678248

>>2678224
I tell her to ask my snake and I wiggle my eyebrows suggestively

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OP here

She tells you that she is happy she married you

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>>2678235

>> No.2678267

>>2678252
Not this shit again...

>> No.2678269

>>2678235
It's a meme born from a rant against the xbox360.

>> No.2678276

>>2678252
The end.

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>>2678235
's hard to think what I'd say. If I'm still alive after that, I'd simply say 'I love you'
Further words would be unnecessary.

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>> No.2678358

But isn't the action of walking away still "walking away"?
It shouldn't matter how many degrees were turned.

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OP here. Doesn't Alice look cute in a wedding dress?

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Yes ;_;

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>>2678359
Sanae looks better in a wedding dress.

>> No.2678370

>>2678359

Anybody who's not completely fuckhideous looks cute in a wedding dress.

Wedding dresses are made that way.

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superior

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>>2678359
She's lonely and should feel lonely~

>> No.2678415

>>2678365
She shouldn't be wearing white.

>> No.2678427

>>2678415
You shouldn't be allowed to live, but life's not fair like that.

>> No.2678457

>>2678048
I'd hug her squeeze her and please her.

>> No.2678471

>>2678365
>>2678371
Oh, didn't had these. Thanks.

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I'd go swimming with Alice and rub lotion on her pale body.

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Out of all the toohoos Alice is the one that is not a slut, discuss.

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>>2678620
Cool.

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>>2678620

There are plenty of not-slut Touhous.

>> No.2678670

>>2678653
Pic unrelated, right? After all, it's unreasonable to expect that Mokou hasn't sucked hundreds of cocks in her thousand+ year life.

>> No.2678688

>>2678653
There are no slut-Touhous, there no males to mate with.

inb4shitstormaboutthestadisticsofthemalepopulationingensokyo

>> No.2678698

>>2678670
I'm not quite sure I understand what you're getting at, Jones. Is there something in your mind that would flip, and then you'd say to yourself, "alright, I'm immortal, time to suck some cocks!"

>> No.2678730

>>2678688
Not completely true.

Suwako has obviously had sex at some point because, you know, she IS Sanae's ancestor.

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>>2678730
stop reminding us.

>> No.2678762

>>2678048
Offer her food and drink, take off my shirt and tell her I'm ready and open to suggestions.

>> No.2678794

>>2678730
God don't work the same way as humans. She may be asexual.

>> No.2678843
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2678843

I wonder why it isn't Satori instead.

>> No.2678948
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I love Alice, she's very loyal.

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Waking up beside Alice makes me so happy

>> No.2680887

Ask her why she isn't completely undressed yet like I asked.

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2680892

take photos then try and black mail her with them

>> No.2680898

I tell her to gb2/b/.

>> No.2680963
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2680963

Tell her mom.

>> No.2680965

I tell her that I love her, then I lick her pantyhose

>> No.2681022

Take each others virginity

>> No.2681052
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Ask what my waifu Patchy dragged home.

>> No.2681059
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>>pantyhose

>> No.2681071

>>2681022
;_;

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>> No.2681096

>>2681059
>>2678048
I wish to be the little girl

>> No.2681102

>>2678048
I d'aww, rube her hair and cuddle.

>> No.2681425
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2681425

Alice is my ace.

>> No.2681464

you know, this shit is alot better than the pedo shit that's floating around rite now.

>> No.2681507

bump for Alice.

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>> No.2682934
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Tender, loving rape.

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>>2682920
God dammit, Yukari.

>> No.2682998
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If you think that that's strange, try deciperhing this one.

>> No.2683010

>>2678688
girls can whore it up with other girls, you know

>> No.2683455
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arisu

>> No.2683606

I'd ask "Are you done with those clothes so I can wear them?"

>> No.2683645

Think up new and creative ways to play with /d/olls.

>> No.2683666

>>2678048
Kiss her on the cheek, then protect her against all of these nasty /jp/ people.

>> No.2683717
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I spent the night at Alice's place once.

She raped me.

>> No.2683752

>>2683606
it seems we think alike, anon

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>> No.2684063

Does anybody have that massive picture of all the touhous hugging alice? I didn't save it last I saw it.
Also Post moar Alice.

>> No.2684134

>>2683717
You had a better time than I did...
..."SHE MADE ME WAAAAAAATCH."

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>>2684063
Alice Hugging

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>>2684063

>> No.2684153

>>2684140
>>2684144
Fucking awesome, thanks.

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I'd go and create a thread asking /jp/ers what they would do if they were in my position.... Hey wait a minute >>2678048

Good luck op, you lucky bastard.

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2685098

What is love?

>> No.2685108

>>2685098
Baby don't hurt me
No more

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>>2685108
...

>> No.2686542

>>2678048
d-dat

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I'd bite her.

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Arisu!

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>> No.2689693

>>2678048
I question her anatomy.

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Alternate: you come home to find Alice like this, what do you do?

(Can't believe this thread is still alive)

>> No.2689708

[x] Jarate
[x] BOMBS AWAY!

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>>2678698
>Is there something in your mind that would flip, and then you'd say to yourself, "alright, I'm immortal, time to suck some cocks!"

I laughed at this.

>> No.2689713

HUG HUG

>> No.2689722

>>2689701
*squeeze*

>> No.2689727
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here's some squeeze

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>> No.2689873

>>2681425
Whoa. Link to the entire deck of cards.

>> No.2689927
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This thread's been lingering here for too long. Let's end it, hmm?

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>>2689927

well I guess this is a good way to end it.

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>> No.2690377

NEEDS MOAR DOLLS!

>> No.2690586

*squeeze*

>> No.2691150

>>2678048
Wrap her in a blanket and hold her until she stops crying of course.

>> No.2691339

>>2691150
Same.

>> No.2691348

I'd probably get her to post on /jp/ so it's like a real version of the RP threads.

>> No.2692801 [DELETED] 

>>2692573
Anyone who is less than forty years old, gramps.

>> No.2692807

>>2691348

As opposed to the fake version?

>> No.2692846 [DELETED] 

>>2692563
I got their whole catalog off one a couple months ago, so it should still be around if you google the magic words

>> No.2692868 [DELETED] 

>>2692563
Also I was checking my nico favs the other day and THAT ZUN VIDEO GOT TAKEN DOWN

This world is so corrupt

>> No.2692881

>>2690050
Trnslation anywhere?

>> No.2692883

>>2678048
Call the police.

>> No.2695226

pantyhose pantyhose!

>> No.2695234

i'd squeeze her

>> No.2695269

Take a shower with her...then lick her from the ground up.

>> No.2695393

ew.

>> No.2695482

>>2692881
I understood Chen, and that was enough.

sage because we're fucking done already, god damn.

>> No.2695502

lol.

>> No.2695788

>>2678048
ready my textbook

>> No.2696106

I can't believe this thread is still here.

But I love Alice anyway so~

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