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Good evening (day ?), /jp/.

It's been a long while since I began reading through this board, and tonight I wanted to express my sincere admiration towards you guys. I felt that would be the least I could do, since everyday I can't help but feel the enormous gap between you and me - and consequently hate myself for it.

From the outside I look like what you'd call an "attractive normalfag", despite me being just like you at heart, spending countless hours on eroges and such. I'm always and always lying to people around me, never mentioning my hobbies, caring about my useless looks, and spending some of my precious free time with some fake 3D "friends". I know I'm being redundant here - of course they couldn't be real friends since they're goddam 3D persons, heh.
Two months ago, I even started going out with a female acquaintance of mine... Well, to be honest, one day she shyly asked me out, and my pathetic me was too weak to say no. Laugh at me as much as you like, I know I'm the only one to blame here.
Other people were saying that I was a "darn lucky guy", or that she was "really cute" and stuff - but I swear you I won't be fooled by those lies. Deep in the corner of my mind, I know she's only some vulgar pig-disgusting 3D. I'm only staying with her not to hurt her feelings.

>> No.2674352

Such hypocrisy makes me disgusted at myself so much...
At this rate, I'll probably end up getting serious with a girl I "sort of like", then found a family or something, pretending to be happy... - while perfectly conscious that I'd much prefer fapping to tsun-tsun 2D lolis.

I'm always half-hassed about my true calling, the greatness for which I was born. Of course, I'm talking about the pure, limitless and shining 2D cosmos.
I'm always trying to keep the option of shifting to "real life", just because I don't want to lose this pointless illusion of freedom... Probably because of a little bit of pride, too. I'm nothing but a coward, and indecisive on top of that.
But YOU guys, are something else. You guys are never faltering like I do. You deliberately wear the appearance of ugly, outcast dorks, as a firm protest against the shallow 3-Dimensional world. You're strong-mindedly walking on the path of your True Creed, carrying out your infamous but Righteous banner "IRL losers for life", without ever being led astray. Now that's some glorious determination ! How truthful, how radiant, how manly !
God, I hope someday I'll find the strength within myself to become a Real Man, just like you. Thanks, /jp/, for reminding me of this dazzling dream everytime I look at this board. Thanks a lot, I mean it.

>> No.2674353

tl;dr

>> No.2674357
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2674357

Fascinating.

>> No.2674361

>>2674352
>>2674350
cool story bro

>> No.2674370

>>2674350
Tryin' a bit too hard 'ere, mate.

>> No.2674377

I'm not sure why you're thanking us but... yeah okay, no problem, man!

>> No.2674381

>Jack Hammer is the pseudonym of Troy Dean Mainwaring, born 10 November 1963 in Los Angeles, California, an American male pornographic actor.

ಠ_ಠ

>> No.2674384

You're welcome.

>> No.2674504

awesome

>> No.2674509

>>2674353
Yeah, this is literally the definition of tl;dr

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2674525

Reverse psychology?

>> No.2674599

I feel super special now.

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