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It's falling leaves season. Be wary. Be very, very wary.
I want to wake up a Hellhound by licking her face
>>26732471I want to wake up to a hellhound licking my face
>>26732549>I want to wake up to a hellhound dicking my faceyeah boii
Is your wife skilled with her tongue?
>>26732647Not as skilled as I am.
>>26732647My waifu is a tongue
Baby it's better down where it's wetter UNDER THE SEA
>"Don't worry, anon! I'm coming!"
>>26733408is a snail a slug with a shell or is a slug a snail without a shell?
>>26729399It hurt me I want to fuck Jubjub even if she is a complete bitch.
Fairies are rapists.
>>26733698No way they're just innocent harmless girls
what monster is best at skateboarding
>>26733796And? Well, what if I wanted butter or-or Jam?
I wanna tickle the tip of a lilim's tail!
>>26732647I assume so? My fetishes skew my assessment of her skills.
Reminder that the best end is always to marry the final boss and impregnate her
>>26733759i wanna lick this fairy
You may not like it, but this is what peak monster performance looks like
>>26734124I want an ending where the villain rapes you, gets pregnant and holds you prisoner until you fully accept her and the child.
>>26734310wasnt that a stephen king book or something?
>>26733796What do you mean "and?"?! Rapists are dangerous, fairies being rapists are dangerous. Why aren't you freaking out?!
>>26734496Misery was about an obsessive fan who wanted the dude to write more books about her favorite character, not sex.
>>26734496>TFW you'll never find out the portals are open when you get abducted by a dark elf and forced to continue writing shit green text stories about dark elvesShe's not in the house right now please help she keeps punishing me to "help give me ideas" I don't have much time the address is 35gdbuyhj
>>26734124Tell me more.
>>26734310didn't the chick rape you at the end of fear 1 or 2?
>>26734124Got the name of that game?
>>26735107I believe so.
>>26734233Ideal female body
>>26734978Put that bitch in her place. Deep down all elves crave being enslaved.
>>26735522remember. You need to show off that elf to her compatriots by tying her up in front of the others and then bloating out that womb.
>>26734124>Not defeating the final boss with your waifu
What's a guy gotta do to get a cozy, casual evening at home during the autumn chill? The kind where you make french bread pizza and watch horror movies in your pajamas.
>>26732343What about them?
no one can resist the kotatsu
>>26736496Come have a go if you think you're hard enough!
>Some MG is playing Venus Vacation Male Edition right now while a Tanuki rubs her hands in the distance
>>26734233Yuugi is for carrying half-oni.
Atlach-nacha chan is staring at you.She sure has been staring for a while.She's coming over!
There's a Greek story about a Goddess keeping a man asleep forever and going on to have 50 children with him.Feels like something that would happen with monster girls.
>>26737446Hm? Did I do that?
>>26737233Sorry ma'am. I'm not interested in becoming a spider
>>26737534That's okay. I do. But I want a loli Nacho like the profile.
>>26737658If i were to get nachoed, I'd want her to be more the body type posted here >>26737233
>>26737446Theres a greek story about a girl that wanted to fuck her dad, but when she did she got turned into a tree.
>>26737893I really love the profile. It's my favorite design in the entire encyclopedia. My waifu has been a loli Night gaunt but more and more i've been opening up to the concept of a small harem of 2 girls with adding a loli Nacho. I really like the concept of mixing the ability of controlling latex slime with the sense of taste from the Nacho transformation gives to lick and grope both of them constantly.
Sahus are aggressively violating innocent fishermen and unsupervised young boys all over at lakes across the nation, President Anon, how do we address this issue?
>>26737233I want to hold her hand
>>26738002Is this a class room or a news studio?
>>26738002I do like the idea of a buff bicorn that tries to recruit adventuring party members into the harem.
>>26738101So you're saying that if I get a Nightgaunt, Atlach-Nacha and a Mindflayer as wives I can theoretically turn into a flying spider-squid thing?
>>26738560It could be a teacher interviewed live on TV.
>>26734233Cute, sexy and intimating at the same time! The holy trinity holy monsters should aim for.
>>26733408A stalwart protector!
fuck all monster girlsexcept for fish they're ugly XP
>>26732314What would happen if you pull out one of these right before you and the monstergirl fuck and ask her to wait while you put it on?
>>26739521she'll rip it off with her teeth while she holds you down. There's no way she would be ignorant to such a ruse.
>>26739540>>26739566God, I love monsters that make these kinds of expressions.
>>26739566>telling a rabbit not to breedAmazing how ignorant one can really be
>>26739676you can't imagine how tight I would squeeze if I could hug it
>>26739521Condom gets thrown away and she gets a hyper fertility drug to teach you a lesson
>>26739521My waifu would snatch it out of my hands and slip it over my shaft, before milking me with a vigorous handjob till the rubber is full to bursting. Then she'll put the condom in her mouth, such on it to drain out my seed, spit out the emptied rubber, and then lick the excess off my member.
>>26739497but i love my fish...
>>26738002Imagine an MG not being able to just fuck their husband whenever they want.Imagine having to wait hours for your dicking appointment, then getting all of 10 minutes of attention before he moves on because he has another half dozen girls to attend to (who have all also been waiting in line.)But it’s all fine, because he loves you just as much as all the other cocksleeves.What a pathetic existence.
>>26739676I like this subspecies
>>26739744h-hey relax haha
>>26739540That Kongou also tried to rape her admiral in the middle of the base too
>Cats are royal riddle makers and aristocrats >Dogs are lowly servants and bookkeepers I rest my case
I want to take a country bumpkin inland river mermaid with me to the ocean so we both can see for the first time together
>>26740449If I do that, that means I have to have sex with them because they want sex
>>26740420royals and aristocrats are cringe, dogs win
>>26740420>catgirls leech off the hard work of doggirls
>>26740672>t. dog lover Go back sniffing your waifus ass
>>26737417Jesus that first image, it's got:>brown skin>tail-pussy>body-stocking>ripped stocking>stirrup stocking>skindentation>nice feetI get why people say succubi are terrifying now, it's like she was tailored just for me.
>>26740420Look at this cat, she wishes she was a dog
>>26740730That's why you need the right equipment to identify the freeloaders
>>26740737I will, thank you
>>26740730>hey puppy, how’s the rat race treatin’ nya?>be sure to work hard enough for the both of us~
remember to love your wife today jp
>>26739521Is this gonna be a new ritualpost?
>>26741829This shog looks like she could use some sleep.
With zeal aplenty you love your wife, but tell me why you picked such a lowlife?
>>26741941Hey, I'm the lowlife here.
>>26741941Girls who rhyme are cute.
>>26738002Bicorns are for turning into broodmares!
>>26739521>>26739540>>26739566>Exact same posts as last thread>>>/tg/74990415>>>/tg/74990489Cease. The endless repetition posting in this thread is fucking cancer.
>>26742219I see you.
>>26742258no you don't
>>26742160Also, the concept that monsters would be horrified by condoms makes it sound like all you have seen of MGE is the memes and think monsters only have vaginal sex for reproduction. The world guides talk about fallen god monsters showing off their cum stained clothes as badges of honor. I could see monsters using condoms to save a snack for later as well as wearing a condom belt showing of how much their husband gave them.
>>26742306Do you want me to cross link your post? I'll do it, I've got nothing to lose.
>>26742324>Gyaru monsters on the beachNerds beware.
>>26742338Nonsense. that is absolutelyOutrageous. can you be any morePreposterous?Like seriously,Shut up.
>>26739540>>26739566I want a tag for this meme so I can find all the variations easilyEspecially monstergirl versions
>>26742730The tag is 'two panel yandere girl throws and/or destroys condoms'
>>26742324These Oni sisters like being groped
>>26742371What's a nerd gonna do on the beach anyway?
>>26741793BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!!
>>26743446Let the blood flow when you pierce her hymen.
>>26743446That's pretty Khorny of you.
https://a.uguu.se/ghplyp.pngNew commission, this time featuring undead eastern and western relations breaking down. Or improving. Anyone's guess.
>>26742841>BIG HANDS are for _______
>Catch your 1700 year old wife trying on your 17 year old daughter's clothes>Take pictures
>>26743869The lich deserves to be bullied
We can do this all day, boy. Just say it to my face that humans are our property and I'll give you sweet release. I'm dying for a snack, and rebellious boys that get defeated by demon pussy are the most delicious~
>>26744100>catching your loli daughter trying on your wife's old clothes she wore when she was the daughter's age
Would you be able to reimagine this:https://youtu.be/cTLMjHrb_w4 But with MGE automatons and Gremlins AND with MGE's hentai logic? Order armies going up against automatons and Gremlins gadgeteers?
>>26744273I'll never lose to some stupid smug lim!
>>26744496Didn't you post this last thead?>>/tg/thread/S74934463#p75012409Never mind, carry on.
>>26743446Need an automaton-minotaur girl who grinds human pelvises into dust
>>26744581That's just about the most foolish thing you can say in an instant loss comic
>>26743869Lich not so kuu after being stripped.
>>26744273I do not have legal authority to declare all of humanity your property, this is pointless.
>>26744273Goddamit D, you're daydreaming again. I didn't pay top dollar for you just so you can slack off.Now move your lazy ass and clean that floor.
>>26744909That's closer to the profile body type.>The Atlach-Nacha's husband agreed to revert to a human form for an interview. But upon his return, a tearful storm of insults were unleashed upon him. The Atlach-Nacha mounted him before he could transform back.
Please be scared of cunny. Bapho-chan loves it when grown-up men are horrified at the thought of having sex with children!
>>26745649Disgust isn't what they want though
>>26745649It's disgust, not fear.
>>26745765>>26745850Nah, disgust is what you're supposed to feel for low quality meme forcing.
>>26740737I mean, if you insist
>>26744663It was first previous thread here. Then admittedly I also post on the /tg/ monstergirl thread too. Just to be clear before thou accuses me of being a /tg/ saboteur.
Ahem.Gentlemen, today I shall slap a Manticore's asscheeks like I am playing a bongo!Wish me luck.
>>26746586>anon was never heard from again, although there were some scarce whines and whimpers coming from that one cake manticore's shed...
>>26746521she has a nice body
>>26743869Why is the Wight dressed as a cowboy?
>>26743625He does not care where it comes from, only that it flows.
>>26747652Watch out anon, there's a nipple or 2 visible.Or maybe janny is too busy masturbating to notice.
>>26748325What am I looking at here?
Extra fluffy Hounds!
>>26748154I dunno, you tell me.
>>26744273But I'm a very shy person and struggle with looking others in the eyes!
>>26748586>Or maybe janny is too busy masturbating to noticemy fucking sides
Admit it anon, if there was a MG Gacha game you'd at least boot it up from time to time.
>>26750032there was and i didn'thad cute waifus tho
>>26750032aren't there already a couple of MG gachas out there?
>>26750376Why is this snek so pink and shiny? Also visible breath why?
>>26750475vivid colors it's a sign of a dangerous predator
>>26750475they want you to know she's steaming hot
>>26735107hmm should i play this?
>>26750598You got it backwards-in the animal kingdom, vivid colors in a species is a sign that it's poisonous to predators.
>>26750635poured boiling water on her
>>26750692It's not a 100% correlation, north american coral snakes for instance.
>>26750666it's just a jumpscare fps horror game and at the end of one of those you get strapped down and raped by the spooky and she has your baby
>>26750635That is almost as weird as the bapho stank heart meme. I will pretend she came out of the sauna. Because sneks love saunas?
>>26750666no play second sight instead
>>26750032>Press F to poke for fix.
>>26751023Is it chamomile?
>>26746521Sister Secret Slime Attack.
>>26751023Is it the tears of a starving orphan?
>>26751023All those anons are all wrong. The answer is clearly Lizardman juices. How can foxes ever compete in the bare knuckle fistfight that is love?
>>26748586I could have sworn those were just aerolas...
>>26750032>anon is massaging his fairy waifu's body with his finger>fairy waifu decides to use magic to turn you into a comparable size compared to her>"anon, it's your turn now...">she says, although she isn't moving her other hand to you>actually, she seems to be inching you closer to her... Oh, oh God.
>>26751584i never thought my waifu wouldn't have mofu but she has scales!
Does anyone else just want to give a Bapho’s tail a giant tug?
>>26751739This is a sign from the Demon Lord. You must take the holy chairs and spread love across the land. Medium style.
>>26751023Saliva? Blood? Sweat? Vaginal fluid? more sweat?
>>26750807There are species that mimic other species that are dangerous.
What if she decides to chase you?
>>26752373It's polite to run
The demon lord has finally revealed herself to the world.behold
>>26752577Why is he red?
>>26752686The other imageboard.
>>26751487Feathers, apparently bird owners do that. A lot
>>26752636I'm shaking in my boots.
>>26752714Which one lol
>>26751023where did that fox find cocaine?
If you got Isekai into MGE where would you want to be dropped and what would you do?
>>26753335the great mamono lakes, i want to be captured and lose instantly.
>>26753335Undead lands, whatever the 'green hills' zone of MGE is, or maybe Nippon/Mist Continent. Least environmental extremes and plenty of species that I like to start adventuring with.
>>26732314Your flesh is a relic, a mere vessel... Hand over your flesh and a new world awaits you. We demand it.
>>26753335Undead city, wonderland or summoned directly into a sabbath branch via their occult ritual.
I feel like foxposting only ever becomes more common in these threads over time. So this is the true power of Mofu
>>26753335A forest filled with Dark Elves and Arachne. I shall tear off my clothes and coat myself in an entire barrel of the finest Turkish oils. Their ligatures will avail them not! The weak will learn to fear the strong! We gonna wrastle hardcore.
>>26753535>ibenz009 bet you're the same guy who posted that undead dragon every thread a couple months back
>>26754067that oni doesnt look so tough
>>26753718Foxes are carving out more and more niches.
Elemental infused monsters are the best.
>>26753718I mean, a lot of it recently is actually boatpostingbut I get what you mean
I present to you the curviest wood elf alive
>>26754681Goddamn.I'm going to kidnap that elf just to give her a real meal for once in her life.
>>26754265I love badhands foxes. I just wish he would draw less loli and focus more on the mommy tier mofu
>>26754726Gonna make her finish her plate, even if it's her fourth!
>>26754996Pretty much.Seriously, do they not believe in food in the wilds?
>>26754430I hear some people say that Azur Lane gave the IJN boats animal features as a stealth fuck-you to Japan, but those are the kind of people who unironically think that kemonomimis are the same as furshit
>>26754996That's how you end up with domesticated elves
I spent way too much time today being depressed over shit I can't possibly improve or control. I wish my waifu was here to laugh at me and call me cute and pat my head
>>26755211You say that like its a bad thing.
>>26755226I wish a cheshire was here to laugh at you
>>26755211How do the nipple tassels stay on?
>>26755226I can laugh at you instead.
>>26755268it was something involving inverted nipples
I need a yeti to warm me up on cold nights
Creeping Coins worry me very much. The new girl makes the idea of not using gold sound good at all. The price of gold would plummet as now it can be fucked into existence.
>>26755609It's fake gold anon don't worry, it's like thinking pyrite will ruin the economy
>>26755609Monsters never really use gold much to begin with, they only consider the coins at all because they're essentially aphrodisiacs.
>>26755609Just use gems then.
>>26755693>Monsters never really use gold much to begin with*laughing nuki's*
>>26755740hello there, cute little 14 year old brunette fox that's working at my favourite muffin shop. I would like 1 (one) chocolate chip muffin please.
and by muffin I mean your pubic mound covered in chocolate chips.
>>26755544I want this but make it a big buff dire yeti
Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.Instead, remember that its all fun and games till a cheshire gets mixed with a gnome and you open up your door to see a smug cat grinning at you from the new hole in your floor.
>>26755722It's true.They trade in goods and mana.
>>26755300Yeah, but you don't love me regardless of, or rather because of what a fool I am.
>>26756192Could be much, much worse.
>>26756685This is an extra rapey kind of smug and I don't know if I like it
>>26756685Oh God, I want to obliterate that ass. Squeeze it and mash it, and pry it open and THRUST THRUST THRUST.I WANT TO FUCK
>>26756807Your horny only makes them more smug.
>>26756685Is that a cheshire/hellhound mix? This MIGHT be the perfect monster girl hybrid, but I need to see the hellhound/kitsune mix before I can cast my vote.
>>26757176It's a bit harder to discern the difference there, since the main change is just having a massive obscuring wall of fluff attached to them.
Are there any sweat related MGs yet or is it just "Just find a MG that works out you idiot" territory still?
>>26757276Barometz ya dunce.
>>26757266Pretty decent. Would have been better to see her in an eastern style dress that kitsunes usually wear.The cheshire hybrid wins this round
>>26757433There's also this one which I'm pretty sure is a hell-Tamamo.
>>26757578perfection has finally been reached
Hey my cock got stuck inside my daughter from so much sex while the wife was gone at work. My wife is coming home soon and I dont want her to find out I'm screwing our little daughter, what do I do? No sabbath answers please
>>26758219i wish to worship here
Would it be offensive if I said to a creeping coin:>"Sorry lady, but you're coins are worthless. I prefer the United Federation Dollar over you and your worthless coins any day."
>>26758281Could you be more Specific? Not sure i understand where exactly?
>>26758340wherever this lost temple is
>We now have direct confirmation of a disruptor in our midst, one who has acquired an almost messianic reputation in the minds of certain citizens. His figure is synonymous with the darkest urges of instinct, ignorance and decay. Some of the worst excesses of the Order and zealotry for the once proud and now disgraced Chief God have been laid directly at his feet. And yet unsophisticated minds continue to imbue him with romantic power, giving him such dangerous poetic labels as the 'One Absitenent Man', the 'Shonen Protagonist'. Let me remind all citizens of the dangers of magical thinking. We have scarcely begun to climb from the dark pit of our species' evolution. Let us not slide backward into oblivion, just as we have finally begun to see the light. If you see this so-called Absitenent Shonen Protagonist man, report him. Civic deeds do not go unrewarded. And contrariwise, complicity with his cause will not go unpunished. Be wise. Be safe. Be aware.
>>26758340maybe that little nook behind her legs
>>26757246That much fluff should be illegal.
>>26758453maybe she could even remain there while i'm worshipping
>>26758451Do lilims really...?
let's talk about sex with a bicorn already. I want to imagine getting raped by her winking horse pussy
>>26747652>sopping wet tail pussyHUUUNGG
>>26758622Only taur I want is deer
>>26758451I'm going to go around vandalizing the public broadcast equipment.
>>26758967V for Virginity
>>26758921And look at how much is running down her legs!
Dream big Dhampir-chan!
>>26759343>no gag to stop her from biting
>>26759343Just not too big
>>26759479Don't give up! Get stronger and try again next year!
>>26759498Kakuen's Advice:>git gud
>>26759343>>26759479I want to fuck their asses.
>>26753335A lilim's bedroom
>>26753335I don't know. I like so many girls I don't know where I'd like to be dropped.
>>26753335A Ryu's shrine
>Is there a problem, officer?
Summon a extremely lewd demon and make her do nothing but cook you food and cuddle you.
>>26753335Mist continent near a kakuen settlement try to find my preferred kakuen get with her and go on an adventure to find the rest of the harem
>>26761099Don't forget hand holding, headpats, and "I love you"s.
Anon! You have a date at court today!
>hellhound wife is planning to have me microchippedI think she's taking this whole dominance thing to an uncomfortable level
>>26761675But this way you can be found if you get lost!
>>26761186>Make her hold your hand a and say "I lover you">This kills the lewd demon>And it gives rise to the love demon
>>26761675I'd go for it, if she gets chipped too.if she refuses and continues to push this on me, I will start randomly mentioning the d-word, maybe this will set her straight.
>>26753335get dropped into the Great Big Swamp and find bunyip to stare at
You've spared a generous donation of semen to your local succubus shelter recently, have you not? They need your "help" after all.
>>26762076This is not okie-dokie.
>>26753335A wide open space so one of these>>26753478can see me from afar.
>>26762111I can't. I have a note from my doctor that excuses me from it.
>>26762111No, because I already took two of them home.
Waiting for Godot.
>>26760827Go away homo poster, take your fujobait elsewhere.Your post has nothing to do with monster girls.
Guys I tried to run Crysis Remastered and this happened
>>26762714Just open Kikicleaner bro
>>26763338what if she turns yandere and builds herself a robot body so that she can clean your house as well as your PC
>>26762335>>26762111I agreed to take one in, but she had to agree to my conditions. Act modestly and wear a sundress
>>26763363Tell her she isn't a real Kikimora and that if she doesn't stop you're firing her and replacing her with a shog.
>>26763578But she is a real kiki she cleans therefore she is
>>26763578>anon does this>soons finds himself in the middle of a harem>succuvirus uses magic to become real>Robokiki with downloaded yankiki.exe programming>normal shoggoth just trying to help her mastah.
How would you best describe the personality of a shog?
I'm gonna tell a single dark priestess that I'm planning to not have sex until marriage and then watch her get all exited as she tries to get me to go to her church for some "praying"
>>26763673when the shog isn't the strangest person in the harem you know something is off
I want a tomboy childhood friend Yeti!
>>26763987>comes off clingy, even moreso than usual, when she sees you taking to a female coworker
>>26763956Shoggy is just happy mastah still wants her. Facing a succubus with an ethereal semi solid body that perfectly matches his tastes and robokiki that can pleasure him with absolute precision thanks to her robo body is tough.
>>26763987>Tomo-chan but with a Yeti instead
>when your childhood friend accidentally becomes yan because you are just that dense
Irresponsible Captain Anon's space adventures when?
>>26761493Why does schedule dog want to have a date at court with me? Wouldn't a restaurant and movie be much nicer?
>>26764715Anon you're a defense attorney!
>>26764715Did you arrive home late at night without telling her?
>>26764723May God have mercy on the person I'm supposed to defend as I have no training or expertise in law>>26764758>Implying I leave the house
>>26764793Just press the witnesses on absolutely every sentence that comes out of their mouths until they slip up and try not to get hit by the prosecutor's whip
Is your waifu strong and soft enough to be a berserker?
>>26764974Her love for me does hit like a truck
>>26764974She once beat up a guy who thought I was an alp and whipped his dick out.
>>26765062Imagine the absolute disgusts a married monster girl feels when someone pulls out their dick for their husband, or even them.
>>26764974weird hair but still cute
>>26766019Oh no, minigames!
>>26766019I've played her game. I willingly play it again. Lose or win, the outcome is top notch
Tonight I will pay my debt. EN GARDE!
Clickbait but with Monstergirls. How do MGE Mamono even do clickbait?Inb4 Ratatoskars
>>26766525>Swerving to miss an animalI appreciate the sentiment, but that's the best way to miss the road too.
>>26766919>How to solve dick expansion issues with just one easy pill>Her tits grew 4 times larger. Sabbath hates her!>How to avoid getting your house broken into by horny monster girls with just 4 easy steps>The church of the fallen goddess just made a HUGE announcement that can change everything
>>26766019what game is this?
>>26767385>>How to avoid getting your house broken into by horny monster girls with just 4 easy steps>Unlock your door>Open your windows>Leave your gate open>Sleep naked
>>26767755Why would you need help with this, just be yourself bro lmao
Strange stuff happens innawoods. I met three deer today.
>>26767950A doe, a deer or a mere female deer?
Did Fiship ever do Cheshires?
>>26768099They had white tails
>>26768210I head white tail deer are very venomous.
>>26764974Yes, but she only goes berserk once she gets horny enough.
>>26767755Instructions unclear, ended up with a succubus harem.
>>26767665Monster Girl Project
>>26768366Fuck I'm sorry bro. I left out the most important step, you've gotta leave your back door open. Not the other one, that's how you get alps.
Remember: If you ever get lost, just make sure you find a nice dragon lady. She'll keep you safe until you find your way back home. Though you might find her home is now your home.
>>26769069Dude, that sounds wrong
>>26769220Looking at her I'm not imagining Dilbert with Anubis boss.
>>26769220>H-How do you like the new schedule I made for you? Ehehehe...
>>26769598All of these say "private time with Anubis"
>>26769598>I like to know why my lunch break is now called cuddle time?
The best way to deal with lewd demons are to give them the ol' switcheroo.
It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times.
The penis is more honest than any word that come out of a human man's mouth.This is the philosophy of all aggressive monsters.
>>26770386Exactly. Especially if they have huge honkers
Gonna fuck a black harpy hooker
I wonder if, through magic and wishing really hard, a monster of one species could give birth to a monster within the same family. Like a regular lamia giving birth to a medusa or basilisk, or a dragon giving birth to a wyvern.
>>26770490>This is the philosophy of all monsters.FTFY
>>26770880Is the last one adoption?
>>26770917Presumably that how many of those species deviations were created in the first place. Think like a lizardman moved to a volcanic region long ago. Her and her descendants lived there. Eventually after much exposure to the heat, sun, and fire elementals, a lizardman gave birth to the first salamander. I don't think it'd happen for the first couple, but a few generations down the line maybe
>>26770917If wyverns are lesser than dragons, but a dragon knew that it could have more kids if it gave birth to a lesser species and it would take longer to conceive a dragon, do you think dragons would go extinct? Would they opt to just have lots of lovely wyvern kids?
>>26770917I like to think if they have some echidna blood in their ancestry anything goes.
>>26770880It's good too see that Black harpy is getting some love.I'm planning on getting a few more black harpy "hooker" pictures myself.
>>26771067The only problem with that is monsters who arose due to transformation. Medusae didn't evolve, they were cursed by a god. I don't think basilisk have the same backstory though, could well be, some lamia somewhere studied petrifying magics too deep while pregnant and her baby had the innate ability to petrify with her eyes from birth.
Find a monster that looks at you like this while she ravages you.
>>26771195What is it then? Adultery? Is she saying she's married already and still whoring?
>>26771187I definitely wanna pump my love into a black harpy in a dark alley, behind a building, or in a cheap hotel
>>26771174>when your slime waifu gave birth to an elf and it turns out her great grandma was an echidna
>>26753335I don't know but I want to to be surprised, enthralled, aroused and afraid of the first monster I see.
>>26753335>If you got Isekai into MGE where would you want to be dropped and what would you do?I'd wanna be dropped into the Great Sandworm Desert Dunes, and I'd start screaming "I'm a slut for sandworms, please eat me" in the sandworm language which is done by merely walking on the desert floor
>>26770989I'm the guy who got the commission and I have no idea. It's not anything that appeared on the references I sent. I think the artist just winged (pun not intended) it.So go with whatever you think fits.
>>26771237adore or admire
>>26771307>"Ma'am, please come in out of the rain. Let's get you dried off and impregnated."
>>26771442Why are you so obsessed with the idea? What even got you on black harpy as a whore to begin with? Was it just how she dressed?
>>26771615>Was it just how she dressed?Not that guy but she was memed as a prostitute the second her profile came out
>>26771571Round glasses, braces and big tiddies hidden by a sweater is exactly how a woman should appear.
>>26771615>Why are you so obsessed with the idea?>obsessed What do you mean? That's been a joke since she came out and I just like the idea of a monster girl hooker. Though it's more roleplay for me since I'm married to her and she hasn't been with anyone else.I think it's just kind of sexy, nothing more than that.I barely talk about her in these threads.
>>26771779I get that people have their own fetishes, but having had braces myself, I can't really see them as sexy or appealing.
How to get a harem without a bicorn? I'm not into bestiality so I don't want to fuck a horse's ass plus horses are gross
>>26771728Yeah but there's nothing in her profile that suggests that. In fact, it's all very against that.>>26771870Why not Kej, the one that actually larps as a real whore?
>>26771911Smoke hobo. Or good old fashion picking up erasers and tripping into pussies.
>>26771919>Why not KejI don't have a thing for hair-sex. I just find it strange.
>>26771911Half the time you don't choose the harem, the harem chooses you
>>26771919>>26772012And too add another thing, basically any girl can be a larping hooker. Just like how any girl can be a tomboy or a childhood friend. If it wasn't for the fact I don't like Kej design I might have gone with her, but as it stands, I just like Black harpy more.
>>26771919>Why not Kej,why not zoidberg?
>>26772012I guess I'm just salty as some one who likes her for her intelligence and the community aspect, the only time she's ever brought up is in the context of a whore.>tfw no nerdbird runemistress
>>26771911Defeat a p'orcer raiding party. That should land you 4-9 p'orcers. Become a holstaur dairy farmer. Wear a bright red undershirt, and when the time is right, expose it when numerous single holsts are nearby. That should land you a few girls. Push the "wrong" headstone in a graveyard and fall into the deep hole. Get assaulted by a horde of zombies or ghouls in their mysteriously large dwelling.Go to the nearest fairy fountain with some bottles and start swinging them around until you capture the desired amount of fairies.
>>26772225See, that's why I like black harpies and why I only do the sex thing as roleplay. Living with them sound fantastic. I like the fact that they fuck quite a lot even outside of their mating season. I love the fact that black harpies seem to stick together through thick and thin and if you're a husband of one, everyone in that nest would be more than willing to help you and so on.So I can fully understand why you can get annoyed to them being nothing more than >Lol, she's a prostitute
>>26771911Harems are still possible without the harem-enabling girls, they’re just more limited (tend to level off at a few girls)Bigamy >> harems anyway.
>>26771911>How to get a harem without a bicornbecome the bicorn and really emphasize the bi part.
>>26772520>everyone in that nestI mean that's part of the appeal, they're so intelligent, I can't help be see them create actual civilisations. I dunno, maybe a lack of population would be a limiting factor, but they'd have sophisticated villages at the least. Just trying to wrap my head around what fortifications they'd have/use of any and what the fuck a bird would consider aesthetic.
>>26772532>Harems are still possible without the harem-enabling girls,what if you are trying to balance game mechanics?
>>26771870I prefer it when it's not roleplay, and she really is a whore. I guess I just have a thing for used, dirty girls. It's for this reason I love Mari so much as well
>>26772712To each their own.I like the style and the roleplay but not if she were to actually do it with anyone else.Black harpies always struck me as a the type that marry the first man they have sex with. So I have a head cannon that it's quite common for them to act like prostitutes and then just marry their first costumer. And it's kind of an open secret, so most people know what they are getting themselves into by buying one.
Men should accept their place as the property of slimes.
>>26772903slimy hands typed this post
>>26772892>Find a black harpy working the streets>Pay her for an overnighter >Fuck her all night long and sleep in each other's embrace>Before sending her off in the morning, you ask if she's available for another fling on the weekend>She says she is>Book her right then and there>State your intent that you'd love to buy her every night this week but just don't have the money for it>She says she'll let you have her for free each night if you give her a place crash for the week
Do you guys think that in modern day MGE black harpies would have gated off communities? Seeing how they have a strong sense of community but don't like strangers.I bet going in there as a stranger would make ever harpy stare at you with suspicion and annoyance. But ones they find out you're dating one of the balk harpies there they are super welcoming and lovely.I bet you can't even buy a house there unless you marry a black harpy.
>>26773280>Do you guys think that in modern day MGE black harpies would have gated off communities?Yes.I think their homes would be 2-story houses with a large, elaborate nest built on the roof. The lower floor is entirely boarded up such that you can't get in. The only way into the house is through a hole in the roof that connects the second floor to the nest.
>>26773280>>26773485Imagine that though. You're a stranger walking into a black harpy community. They sense your strange energy. You're not one of them. The peer over their nests atop the roofs to stare down the stranger, shooting him death looks. Then your girlfriend swoops down and carries you off to her nest atop her home, and you see your new black harpy neighbors smiling and waving at you before your rape
>>26773280>I bet going in there as a stranger would make ever harpy stare at you with suspicion and annoyance.I mean, lets be honest, if you a lone single man enter a black harpy community, you're not leaving a lone single man.>>26773573I imagine they could sense her on you.
>>26773485How would I deliver them a pizza as a fastfood delivery driver
>"hey, anon! Mind spotting me?"
>>26773967> Sorry but I can't spot 1000 pounds.
>>26773967It's a shame those abs are going to go to waste after I put some babies in her.
>>26773967I wouldn't even make it to the free weights section of a monster girl gym, I'd probably end up taken by the receptionist when I spill my spaghetti and try to tip her.
what's wrong with nibbling on elf ears
>>26771307What a fucking useless umbrella
>>26774251Nothing at all! In fact, its your civic duty to do so!
>>26774362>>26774443But the elf told me to stop so I did
>>26774641When an Elf says no she means yes
>>26773961You use the door phone to tell her you brought the pizza she ordered and she comes out to get it.
>>26774759How do I know when an elf means no?
>>26774823When she stops speaking in your language and stomping her foot
>>26774796>she swoops down and picks you up and takes you to her home instead of just taking the pizza
On my way to deliver pizza to the snake pit. Wish me luck.
>when you install a birdbath and instead of little birdies you get full sized harpies
https://files.catbox.moe/7r3l71.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/nx9g7i.pngGot a pouting wock wife commission
>>26775146And I forgot to post the crop like a dumb ass.
>>26775078Are they using it for a bidet?
>>26775253no just an excuse to get naked and splash each other
>>26775301Sounds like a very Papi way of doing things.
>>26775146>>26775190Your wock is super cute.
>>26775295Whacha hunting, Kiki?
Will a hellhound leave me alone as long as she doesn't see my boner?
>>26777375Thats an impressively busty Kiki
>>26777375I thought she bird dog not bird dog rabbit what hell
>you're too late, nyaa~
>>26777093> I'm hunting for a master.
>>26777646so is that a tricorn?
>>26762714>Not opening up your PC and covering your HD in magnets.
>>26753335Directly into the arms of the more-than-slightly-yan <roll for powerful spellcasting species here> who just perfected her husbando-summoning ritual after obsessively watching my whole life through her magick mirror
>>26777945that's just how she will escape
>>26753335Right to the cave where my loli Night Gaunt waifu lives so I can start the transformation process as soon as possible.
>>26777510Of all the interdimensional beings she could have summoned, this is probably one of the better options.
any monster worth her salt should arouse and scare her husband in equal measures
Consider a loli Demon gfAlluring hips, big and round blue buttocks, and plump thighs that look bigger on her petite body than they feel in your adult hands.Elegant tail and pointy ears to nibble.Grabbable Horns.
>>26778816Does it count when she tries to be completely non-threatening to her husband, but it's obvious to him that she could effortlessly break his spine with her pinky and the only reason he's still alive is because she doesn't want him hurt?
>Times where your wife is really excited, grinning and really happy that you're fucking her, leg-locking you and holding your hands, and you're just there looking so determined and serious, trying to make her feel amazing from sex and she's trying to get you to smile and relax but protecting her smile is more important.
>>26779280I prefer teen demons more.All the same benefits, but also a deep desire to experiment and you can also do more stuff with them.
>>26780130>but also a deep desire to experimentThe lolis also have that. Maybe even more so
>>26769309>the ears instead of his weird pointy hair spots on the sidefucking genius
>>26769309>I'm not imagining Dilbert with Anubis bossThen what are you imagining then?
In monster musume, do you guys think Miia should've raped Kimihito?
>>26775295Little Red Riding Hood will take care of the Big Bad Wolf.
>>26781055Miia is too pure for that.
>>26781055everyone should have
>>26753335In an abandoned ruin in front of an Automaton.
>>26781186But Miia is trying to get him sexually because she loves him. Plus she's a monster girl, raping men is their main shtick
>>26753335A Monkey Temple, in the middle of a steamy jungle in the Mist Continent.
Touch the cow.
>>26782195Do I have to get my milk by hand?
Why is a fish making a fox handsign?
>>26782470Taunting fox idols.Its a power move.
>>26782539Seems kinda risky to me.
>>26782730Idols are serious business.
So anon, what would an ideal day in your life be like with your monster waifu? Be as detailed or brief as you like.
>>26783150Stealing an airship and getting away with it.
Is there a more comfy blanket than lava golem lava?
>>26783275Ice queen blanket in the summer.
>>26783150Pretty much what the profile and making of for the Night Gaunt says:>The mated females are covered in a rubber suit-like substance which is created by the male. The substance completely engulfs the female's body, meaning that she has given up her entire self to her mate to be groped and toyed with at any time. The wings of the Night Gaunt also belong to the male, meaning that the female has also given up control of where she goes to her mate.
>>26783150Harassing the pharaoh for a while. After we get home she wraps me up on the couch and watches her favorite tv show about a bunyip.She projects a lot of her insecurities that she's too proud to admit on the bunyip.
>>26783275I'm going to hire that golem on the right as a bodyguard.
>>26783150>wake up with my waifu giving me a kiss on the forehead and/or a quick blowjob as she's leaving for work>lounge around in bed for awhile until it's time to get my daughteru up and ready for school>after she leaves do some minor chores around the house and play vidya for several hours>daughteru gets home from school >play with her for awhile; feed her a snack, cuddle, have sex, vidya together, etc.>waifu gets home from work>waifu and daughteru play and/or sex together while I make dinner>dinner, then maybe a nice evening walk around the neighborhood>big family sex time with the appropriate aftercare>daughteru goes to sleep>waifu and I sex >maybe some more vidya before bed>quick nap before it's time to start the next dayOur day-to-day schedule would be fairly unpredictable based on our sexual preferences at a given time, but this would be pretty common and ideal.
>Betray my adventuring party to the final boss >Promised wealth, power, pleasure and anything else my heart desires >Instant my group is in chains she clasps one around my neck >Hands me off to her hellhound subordinates >Raped by them everyday till they’re heavily in pregnant Can I get a refund, she only provided the pleasure part of our deal and I never got the other two. Is there a demon lawyer out there that’ll take my case?
Only two more years until i achieve wizardly and get isekai'd to mg land!
>>26784115Please reload your save file and dont be a dipshit picking BAD ENDS
What is it about big meaty tails that lures men? Is it some subconscious sign of fertility?
>>26784612Metal slime, neat
>>26784684what metal is blue?
>>26784906Anodized aluminum, metallic
>>26785295Something's wrong with my Shog.exe!
>>26784115You're supposed to defeat the final boss then stab your friends in the back before the finishing blow dummy.>Amateur Adventurer's
>>26785437>naked does nothing to me>find semi-naked more hotwhats wrong with me
>>26785542Maybey you just like panties
>>26784677It's not just meaty ones. I don't normally like comically-sized proportions but huge tails captivate me. I especially like the fluffy ones, but big serpentine tails on lamia are a must. I'm not a fan of them being drawn with short bodies.
>>26785363Seems fine to me.
>>26785587No you dont understand,even pants with shirt just exposing the tummy is WAY better than fully nude for me
>>26785542The scientific reasoning for this stuff is usually something like "your brain likes to subconsciously imagine the parts you can't see.", or maybe you like the contrast between clothing and skin. Sort of like short shorts or thigh highs.
>>26785900i think its more like a Christmas present,you just want to unwrap it and dig on whats inside,its kind of boring if its already revealed
>>26785900Another interesting part to that is that in some cases, I enjoy wips (work in progress) more than the final product. Sometimes it's just better, sometimes it's really my brain filling in what I want to see.
Is this how the Fallen God gains new converts?
>Working 12+ hour days for a month straight, weekends included>No Kikimora to welcome me homeI sell pure pain and pure pain accessories.
>>26783150maintaining the boathouse island and going to land to check the gardens before coming back to gut and clean the fish my wife caught.
>>26786651I hear you.I made bread today.Tastes good.
>>26786651>Working 12+ hour days for a month straight, weekends includedWhat the fuck, this world really deserves to be turned into a lilim-ruled dystopia, human males should not be allowed to have "freedom" if it leads to this
How common is it for a Demon to end up with a househusband and how many of those intended it this way right from the start?
>>26783150>Echidna wife constantly pregnant with lots of kids running aroundeither a total mess or i would try to be as much of a hard worker father as possible to provide for everyone,and we are moving out of the dungeon ASAP
>>26781021She's tired after summoning my current week-long rainstormThanks Ryu-chan I was so damn sick of summer.
>>26786651>Working 12+ hour days for a month straight, weekends includedWhere do live where that's even legal?
>>26786651Ngl, I want you to get the kikimoras first. You need them.
>>26784612nothing is more dangerous than a smug slime
How shameful of me to have fantasies of repeatedly impregating my onee-san. Surely she'd be so disappointed in her otouto.
Kept you waiting, huh.All's Fair in Love and War, chapter 14.https://docs.google.com/document/d/1DceAgabN2gznwhODemQN2tLvrLYGACgm8HAmoAeZ0-QIndex of chaptershttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1RvRBbkascUinQcYvNuXBYH-oQ_EOZSIiDIRLF0NBDek
>>26788647tits too big
>>26788679Not big enough I say.
>>26788281I work for a tech company that is legally classified as a defense contractor.
demon realm spyware installed onto your pc!
>>26788978If thats true then why have a wife/wives not been sent to deal with me?
all monsters should have fangs
>>26788978Finds your preferences and sells them to monster companies.
>>26789100Even the soft monsters? how would those work on slimes?
So jesus had a lich wife wich explained his ressurectionbut I also say that jesus had two wives and that the other was a dark mage that helped him with his feats
>>26789193>how would those work on slimes?shiny jewels she found in the dungeon
Remember the classics
Glancing at a shirohebi means that you want to marry her at least twice, have lots of dirty creampie sex with her, make 3 daily public speeches about why you love shirohebi so much, and have 5 kids with her. Wear sunglasses when around shirohebis
Hellhound are the ugly bastards of monster girls. Why would you want to date one?
>>26788647Glad you aren't dead, that was nice
>>26789598SOME species had to end up the ugliest,not everyone can be pretty
>>26732647God I need the source on that
The unfortunate part about both writing and drawing is that you inevitably have to split effort betweent the two, compared to someone who only does either.
>>26789598I ask the same question for different reasons.
>>26789735Fuck I meant to reply to >>26789656
>>26789598Who else would take me?
>>26788564Perish the thought.
Kuu slime maid
Its bunny season yet?
>>26786651They are at least giving you overtime?
>>26789837No it’s Harpy Season
>>26790136yeah I'm pretty sure all the waifufags wives are boning each other. I bet the waifufags bone ach other too.
>>26789692"Sekai Wo Sukuu Tame Ni Watashi To Asa Chun Dekimasu Ka?" I wouldn't say it's particularly good, but the girls are pretty nice.
>>26789390Man, this tutor is lame...
>>26789837it is ALWAYS bunny season
>>26757124But I like the cold.
>>26732647yes because she is scaled and those are too rough for handjobs
>>26790578Oh ye of little faith
>>26790034Yeah, I get time and a half once I hit 40 hours for the week, but taxes are communism so the government takes a bigger and bigger cut the more I work and the math comes out to about 6 hours where I basically worked for free.
>>26789598t. virgin Anubis
>>26789790What happens if I poke her core?
>>26790259Probably. A lot of art certainly indicates as much.
>>26790871she looks at you and cums
I want to visit the Ice Queen's rennovated Castle/Casino.
>>26791246Does she have busty snow wererabbits working the floor?
>>26790777Anubis are pretty and would not resort to raping handsome boys
Get on my horse, I'll take you round the universe and all the other places too!
>>26791339And large Polar Bears working security.
Be careful when saying the word "melt" in front of slimes
>>26791670Especially the yandere ones
>>26791358But I want to get ensnared by a graped anubis machinations.
>>26790155Going to show them footage of WW1 cavalry charges
Would you rather live in a:Lilim absolute monarchyDanuki merchant republicEros theocracyThe Fallen God StateOchimusha shogunateRyu heavenly kingdomWight oligarchyAmazon city-state
>>26792259None of them
>>26792259Any but the fallen God one
>>26792259Wight oligarchy. I want to visit the Undead Kingdom!
>>26792259Amazon city-state if there is no public sex, otherwise any except Lilim and Fallen God
>>26791670Bros... what does it FEEL like to get dissolved by a cute slime girl?
>>26790259Mine isn’t and I’m not
>>26792259A wight oligarchy- please look forward to a comic showing the cruel fates of adventurers who threaten one, bros.
>>26792259Lilim monarchy with extreme rape happy policies towards unmarried menNo i'm not the usual guy who posts the Lilim dictator shit but i love the boot on my face nonetheless
>>26792259Wight oligarchy for sure. Especially if I can get married to one of the oligarchs in question.
>>26792259Leaning towards Lilim or Wight, but any that nets me a powerful wife is fine. I don't really care about male suffrage either.
>tfw no big strong wife who lets you tie her up in bondage and plays along despite being able to break free at any time because it's her fetish too.
>>26793251Surely you mean un-bless
>>26793483Based and monumentally sexy.
>>26792259Wight Oligarchy because its the only option were you have good chances of becoming an elite.
>>26793483I know the feel anon>tfw no Phantom waife
>>26753335Doesn't matter where I'm dropped, all I know is that I'll be removing Order glowies
>>26794101>>26794057Whoops, didn't mean to quote.
I just want my wight wife to stab me after a long day at work and drain out all my stress
>>26794057Bad idea while monster girls are at odds with the order if you’re the type to go around and kill a whole bunch of knights they won’t like you
>I can be your angle or yuor devil
>>26792259The Abyss Cryptocracy.
I want money to be my best friend and nothing more.
>>26795535friends with monetary benefits
What would be a hellhound's favorite food?
>>26795715Perhaps I shall sell her...coinage and split the profits so she might better obtain things to attract others to her. You never know when you need a big heaving treasure chest filled with money moved to a less scenic area after all.
Carolina Reaper peppers.
>>26796316Fuck, meant to quote >>26795743
>>26739768>Not wanting Big Tiddy Kuufish
>>267905316 humps per second, think twice before attempting copulation.
>>26796628Consent was a ruse, escape is impossible.
>>26796607big tiddies are not good for swimming fast and catching fish but my fish has a small chest and i love it
>>26796726Pelvis shattering never looked so innocent.
You guys, I swear the elves dress like that on purpose. It's not "traditional elven garb." They're trying to make us rape them. Them not wanting it is just a ruse. You gotta believe me.
>>26797395Well yeah, thats her fertility goddess temple robes. She has to wear them.
>>26795535I want her to try and seduce me through my greed every time we cross paths.
Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.Instead, remember that its not safe to go out at night without a shirt. Many girls have dark vision and will still be able to see you clearly.
>>26797465I like that about griffons too.
>>26797395Well then i am going to rape her so much her stomach visibly distends with all the cum.
>>26798070Prime state for elves to be in.
>>26798772I'd like to see her try to wear that armor with three daughters in her.
>>26798809it will still fit fine if it's the horse pussy
>>26793158>Finally get caught being a cheeky cunt in undead lands>after a very short trial the Smug CC Wight who's acting as judge says that normally you would be thrown into the ghoul crypt naked, but she's willing to allow you to pay for your crimes by being her slave insteadDo I save my pelvis and take the deal? Or am I a bad enough dude to attempt to de-smug the Wight by refusing?
>>26800182Challenge her to trial by combat, of course.
What should a momster do if her shota son is really scared after learning the truth of the monster girls and that they love raping men and boys?
>>26800182You'll have ghoul harem and she'll still be alone it's a win for you
>>26800672Have loving sex with his father right in front of him.
>>26799170tig ol biddies
>>26800672Adopt a Yeti big sister for him.
>>26800706how do you escape a ghoul in that situation in your pic?
How do I stop getting scammed by gremlins on club penguin?
>>26801183Okay, Anon, it's all in the technique. First go like this, spin around. Stop! Double take three times: one, two, three. Then pelvic thrust! Whoooo! Whooooooo! Stop on your right foot, don't forget it! Now it's time to bring it around town. Bring-it-a-round-town. Then you do this, then this, and this, and that, and-this-and-that-and-this-and-that, and then
>>26801158Ideally you'd bring a slower friend to outrun. In this case though you'd want to detach your fake leg and continue down the water slide.
>>26801158Kick her in the face
>>26801183jesus what a sexy gremlin, they always make me horny
>>26800772what would this prove to a scared human boy?>>26801151How can you be sure that she'll definitely protect him?
>>26801158Wrap your legs around the back of her head and force her head into your crotch, ghouls hate the scent of manhood. Don't worry if she starts drooling and licking your crotch it's working, even if she starts to tear a hole in your pants don't give up or she wins
>>26801993Yeti's are big, cuddly girls, and if she doesn't fully protect him, she's definitely going to end up cuddlefucking him in the future, so he won't have a reason to be scared, AND the other girls will stay away upon seeing that he is her's.
What would you make for a romantic dinner with your daughter?
>>26802409I MEAN WIFE FUCK
Should I hire a few business Succs?I have a few positions to fill in the office, but I dunno if they'll be able to focus on their work. Does anyone have any stories to share? Are they reliable?
>>26802774my bad, my mind was going to other places with that, I don't know why I typed daughter instead o wife
>>26803086They're my hardest and most qualified workers and won't in anyway take over your business turning you into a house hubby after a late night at office followed by a celebratory trip to the bar and back to your place where they'll ride you for hours till you agree to marry them
>>26790136Awfully brave of her getting that close to being under a Hatter’s Hat
>>26792259I’m surprised no one is going for the Ryu kingdom. I happen to like Shogi and Hanafuda and if I happen to get a bad back from sleeping on the floor, I’m sure whatever wife I have could fix it, whether it’s an Unagi Joro or Shirohebi coiling me up, or something like an UshiOni doing chiropracty. If I’m lucky enough to get into the royal family, then I just have to love my wife to make sure it rains.
>>26803985What's wrong with wearing a Hatter's hat? I used to take the hats off of nerdy Hatter's and wear them as a joke and nothing ever bad happened to me
>>26804175There’s nothing inherently wrong, but let me ask you a question real quick before I continue. How is a writing desk like a raven?
>>26790259Mine are to busy getting boned by me. Although to do yuri eachother some times as well. And when its all of us(me+wives) its just a pile of sex.
>>26790259Waifufag here,The recent trend of waifufags getting yuri art is kind of disappointing honestly.
>>26804579I dont think its been that pravelent. I can only think of two images with that content and one of them the other wife was clearly uncomfortable and not okay with what was going on.
Within every MILFster lies a fledgling young lady who just wants to be swept of her feet and spoiled rotten by an anon
It's almost spooky month do you anon's have anything nice to say about undeads?
>>26805025They make excellent wives.
>>26804994I want to, but it's really hard when she's the sugarmama who can afford everything. All I can do is take her out on average dates…
>>26805235Okay but the bed's only for one so I'll sleep on the floor I guess?
>>26803955T-that's a big succ. Are you sure she won't just p-powderize my pelvis?
>>26805280Its not the money anon. Its the thought and effort that these old monsters want.
>>26805025I'm hoping to visit Lich-san's Build-A-Wife Workshop next month. As long as, you know, it doesn't get shut down amidst accusations of graverobbing. Again.
>>26805427What should I do, then? I could take them clothes shopping, but I only know where young women go, and those clothes might not fit there, uh, mature curves.
dump your overpriced fox investments and invest in hyper fertile bunnies while they're still cheap.
>>26805453>Graverobbing Jeeze you think they would be happy that you take a few unwanted zombies here and there, maybe a couple ghouls too, perhaps a wight to help wrangle them all in
>>26805025i would lead a zombie into my home and let her cuddle hump me on the couch
>>26805832I love the dead... often.
>>26792259I'm gonna go for Sandworm Anarchy
>>26792259none of those are fit for my waifu
you call this butter knife a sword? it's like you're asking to be raped, boy!
>>26806962Conquistador not so smug
>>26805427I have no idea I'm doing.
I bet an undead venice setting would be cool slap on some undead mermaids and you got a perfect island of intrigue also I bet the doge elections would be interesting among the high class undead
>>26807472wasn't the doge a position for life how would that work for the undead? Doge until married so only single monsters can rule the city?
>supposedly, Alexander the Great witnessed the depths of the ocean with a primitive diving bell>upon his return to the surface he refused to speak of what he saw, saying only "the world is damned and lost"What did he see?
>>26807543I feel like single monsters being the only ones allowed to rule would result in corruption to ensure she can get a boyfriend but then again letting married monsters be in charge would lead to mismanagement due to being focused on their husband. Governments with monsters sure are complex
>>26753718Foxes are the most boring monster girls, the safest pick and the normalfag choice.
>>26808532Atlantis, either that or Atlanta time travelled into the ocean.
>>26808532Seamen that are actually Seaalps.
>>26809363Alexander was bi, he'd have no problem with some Alp tail
So how do I wash my clothes while at my cousin's shog house, there's no washer and I don't wanna come off as rude and ask his shog wife to clean them for me
>>26732314She is beautiful
>>26808773wrongthat is catgirls
>>26809616Ask if there's some way for you to wash your clothes there, because your washer is broken, presumably, or you don't have one. Also, why do you want to wash them there?
>>26809616screw this domestic shitI want my shog to call in a favor from azathoth and get a whole galaxy as a designated fuck zone for usa galaxy full of shog planets to fuck and have fun on, spin and fly around in Zero-G like super mario, but lewder and with more tentaclesnothing but shog shog and more shog for light years as far as you can see with a telescope
>>26809616have your Niece clean them
>>26809793wait i'm retarded a cousin's daughter is not a niece she'd be first cousins once removed so yeah have you first cousins once removed clean them
>>26809762Anon, I think your shoggy overdid the whole mindbreak thing a bit
>>26809903Nonsense, mastah means trillions of universes to shoggy, a powerful one would have no problem making it so
>>26810085Wouldn't a Shogstar Remina be enough?
>>26810390Meh I just take any excuse to sell shog and shog accessories
>>26809616Since shoggs split themselves like normal slimes, if you asked her that would she just split and get you a shog wife as well?
>>26808773>the normalfag choice.Fuck off Elves are and always will be the best
Moths are either ditzy or yandere there is no inbrtween
>>26805025The high tier ones are very beautiful, cute and sexy.
>>26783150LOTS of heartbreaking cuckoldry.
>>26808532>witnessed the depths of the oceanCthulhu-chan
>>26805741I could see my waifu wearing a bunnysuit of her own volition if she gets baby crazy and just wants me to breed her.
>>26805360Just launch a surprise groping of her chestShe won't be able to fight back
>>26805025I wish to get drained by a WightGetting succed by a Vampire is fine too
Which monster for lovelove marriage?
>>26814894Cupids and especially houris.
>>26814894All of them.
>>26812777Doesn't Cthulhu live in Baltic?
>>26815357Yes, Alexander the Great didn't visit the Baltic Sea, that's what I'm saying.
>>26815069Brown love angels are pretty good
>>26815196All girls, even your waifu, deserves love.
Big, strong monsters are for being the "little spoon" while you're the "big spoon."
>>26815529Maybe that's what spooked him.
>>26816243>>26816243This is very informative but what is it?
>>26816900need to breed
>>26816804I knew it wasn't a regular spider!
For honor would be a cool game to show warrior monsters
>>26817008Why is the samurai snake here? I'm just a farmer tending to my crops.
>>26808532A Wereshark with better abs and physique than his.
I like peter's girls
>>26805360I like my girls at least this busty.
>>26818913Looks like Peter Grill to me
>>26819410Yo Wurm where'd you get that pie
>>26818765I want the onis.
>>26816243Never post this again
I'm going to get the Pharoah's assistance in setting up a daring heist to rob the Apohis blind. But little does she know that I'm only working with her to set up a simultaneous heist on her pyramid! No need to wish me luck lads, my plan is foolproof!
Would it be too rough treatment if you fucked a Demon loli in a spooning position with your arm hooked around her leg, holding it up while grabbing a horn with the same hand?
>>26792259Human Minarchy with lots of wolfus
What would having a cheshire cat maid be like?
>>26792259Give me automaton overlords
>>26792259Sleepy snek satrapy
>>26792259Human Autocratic Oligarchy. Monstergirls are abundant but are second-class/enslaved and exclusively belong to the rich degenerates who hoard them. Poorfag humans live in slums and barely get to see magic or non-humans, wanking hopelessly to the rare sight of gorgeous monstersgirls being paraded by the rich owners. I'd be a poorfag.
>>26792047The machine gun settled the age-old debate between curved and straight swords.
>>26792259Wight oligarchy although a wight monarchy wouldn't be too bad either. Undead anything is cheating>Can have benevolent dictator that never grows old or weak or infirm or senile >Can abdicate whenever she wants and has literal centuries to vet for the perfect successor.
>>26821736i want to be thrown into a snake pit and NEVER come out
>>26821683Watching her flashstep through chores.
>>26821460Is this better?
>>26822063No,any species whose evolution ended up as a servant to humans and cant survive on its own its a dead end and needs to be pruned
>>26822231This is a serious wock.
>>26792259I'm spoiled by modern necessities and I need to be able to live reasonably well and not be a slave.
>>26822231where did the brown go
>>26821233>govt with humans in chargeHard pass. We already know that doesn’t work.
>>26822488That isn't Wockfag's wock, but a separate character.
>>26822592It would be a minarchy kept in check by good girls, so if they did anything bad they won't be doing much of it.
>>26822243Ask me how I know you're not white, kek.
>>26823092>Oh your mg now its completely obedient and couldn't survive without your help! she cant even shave her own wool hahathat rubs me the wrong way too much for my liking
>>26823092He frequents this shithole.
>>26823172Dogs survive on their own perfectly fine. In fact, as they've evolved to have a more lenient almost omnivorous diet, they'd out compete the majority of animals, not to mention their social advantages. I'll grant you some sub species have been selectively bred into retardation.
>>26823172There are dogs that can survive on their own, but they are still pack animals who want to be in a pack. You can make one with her to help you two around your private property.
>>26822231>>26822626>what do you mean my breath contains aphrodisiac gas?>It's not like I want you to cum in public you know
>>26823358have you seen those tiny dogs that women carry on their purses? yeah,thats why that particular wolfu image triggers me
>>26823358I'll expand on this, however, by stating that this is literally no different from any other specialist animal that can't survive if the thing it was bred around suddenly up and vanished. That's why a lot of giant american savanger birds died out, they relied exclusively on scavenging megafauna, the only reason the andean condor survived was because they'd further adapted to feast on beached whales, which didn't go extinct like the mammoth did.This is natural, too many tards like to put humans outside of the ecological chain.
>>26823441I can see why. Numales and thots see dogs as "furbabies" or "doggerinos" and will refuse to use normal words to describe them. They have no sense of dignity for themselves and their dog.
What happens if I play dirty against any of the combat-oriented MGs? Not even talking pocket sand I just straight up set a few dozen traps the day before the duel.
>>26823833Fight smarter, not harder.
>>26823833would be funny if both set traps,the match ends with anon and opponent trapped in a pit
>>26823833Honorable duel ends in confusion.
>>26823584Fucking numales, amirite my chadbros? Damn it feels good being here, surrounded by alpha predators and also being one, unlike those darn numales back on REDDIT, right?
>>26820649Not at all, just rough enough.
>>26822231More brave than I was posting directly on the board, I was worried that pic was pushing it. >>26822488My Kiki wife absorbed it.
>>26805025most undead monster girls are top tier waifus
I need a zombie girl in a hoody to pounce me
>>26825629Will she turn into>>26825889
>>26824582>>26824593>>26824760So nothing? I'm sure a few of them will get pissed off, wonder how long one's luck would last before they'd be running from settlement to settlement every day.
>>26826102I was just making a joke cause l4d2 updated today
>>26827016Ha ha fluffy tail go floof
>>26808532Nothing, considering they didn't have electric lights back then
>>26828017Good point, it would be literally pitch black.
>>26827016>commie fox hands typed this post
Remember that if you find a lamia alone on a cold night it’s your civic duty to hug them and share your bodyheat with them
>>26828560but I am afraid of snakes.
>>26828507Is that Deis.
>>26828017>>26828209So he just saw blackness and was spooked since he didn't expect light to not pierce through that much water?
>>26825120Good. Lolis aren't for violent fucking, even if little Demons are lewd and cheeky.
>>26821683Everything is cleaned to perfection, but you can never find anything either.
>>26828560Will she try to steal my semen?
>>26828742All the more reason to hug one and get over that fear. Besides this a direct order from the pharaoh and you wouldn’t disobey her right?
>>26825019This poster has a rat dog.
>>26828560I'd gladly help the white snake shrine maiden stay warm.
Oh no, we bullied the shorties too much, now they've grown too powerful.
>>26830252Luckily my wife will protect me.
>>26830252I want that shorty to bully me
bros... what does a Wurm hug feel like?
>>26805025That's a big cookie jar she's carrying.
>>26805025They're pretty comfy.
Get in, Anon
>>26823401H-hello miss wolfgirl
>>26830266How do you have sex with a lolidragon without mere'ing her?
>>26831392Faith builds are trash, the only thing they are good for is heal slutting and buffing fertility, which I you need the latter is just to compensate for your laughably low fertility
>>26831472You let her get on top.
Nee-sans are scary.
>>26831480The more dominant human boys find heal-sluts incredibly appealing.To deny faith builds entirely is foolishness within ignorance.
>>26831480Just use faith builds to enhance your attacks/defences like the rest of them paladins do. I'd be very scared of a Valkyrie, dark or otherwise, hellbent determined on getting to me.
>>26816900fertile brown cat goddesses are for impregnating
>>26816900Such big ears!
>>26835064Be careful. If you tease her about her ears, she might tease you in return.
>>26836282Oh no she heard me!
>>26836282Yeah, but it's a lot easier to tease her than vice versa. I mean it's not like she can huff my ears right?
>>26835064The better to hear her husband with.
Die alreadycmon fagDie
>>26837323Red Riding hood has a very different ending in MGE
>>26837466Imagine I posted a pic of a smug undead girl.
>>26837472The big bad hellhound is watching the young anon with intent.
how old is "old"
>>26836460>"You're twitching...">"Are your ears that sensitive?">"How can such tiny ears be that sensitive?">"I'll need to examine them more closely.">"Ufufufu..."Yes, I do like imaging my waifu teasing my ears.
>Apophis Take Over Pharoah's Kingdom ASMRwhat would it sound like?
>>26838999Giving a speech to her new subjects!
How do you punish a Slime Parasite for peeing on the carpet?
>>26839380slime parasites are girls? I thought they were genderless piles of pink goo swimming inside and outside the carrier's pussy cuz it feels comfy inside then host
>>26839135All while the graped Pharaoh is raping an unfortunate servant boy that caught her eye
>>26839135>>26839831The Pharaoh's kingdom is now under new management! A free slaveboy for every Monster!
Do you guys think we will get another guide or encyclopedic or just single additions from now on.
>>26754265What’s this from? Tried finding it but I couldn’t.
>>26823401Is she gonna awoo?
>>26738002Bicorns are for monogamous tender loving, just because your wife gives you the all clear to cheat doesn't mean it's okay.
>>26786872I’m glad it tasted good anon
>>26786651at least you have a legit job.
>>26841195I'm guessing more small things. I think KC has done just about all the major stuff he truly wanted to do with MGE so far
>>26841195Encyclopedias happen every 100 girls.
>>26841195what do you mean "we"?
>>26842047Warm bread is a blessing you must share with all monster girls.
>>26817008>story and setting all about humanity trying and failing to achieve peace despite cultural differences, plunging everybody into ceaseless warI don’t know about that one.
>>26825025What’s that from?
>>26812705Based if you ask me
Which species likes sucking and lewdly playing around with their husband's balls?
>>26843747Anyone with a mouth, that's the place where her favorite meals come from after all. Whether that takes the form of a little love and appreciation here and there, hours long teasing, or vicious endless milking will probably depend on the girl
>>26844083Sea urchins have mouths
>>26844083I want my wives to do all of this.
Remember to check for Kunoichi under the bed and closest Anon.
>>26845483there's a monsterLiving under my bedWhispering in my ear
>>26842845heythey managed the peace thingnow a villain is trying to fuck it up, but in the classic "lets invade everything" model instead of getting the factions to fight each other
How many khepri wives is too many?
>>26845654Which mg could
>>26845483but what happens if you actually find one?
>>26846497They are honor bound to leave if they lose at hide and seek. They can only rape you if you don't find them before you fall asleep, it's the rules
>>26846607Seems like insomniacs have an unfair advantage.
>>26846658They have to deal with the nightmares
Good night Anons, take care and dont burn down the thread.Instead, please sleep soundly so nightmare-san doesn't have to keep starting up the dream scenario again
mushrooms are super cute
For me it's the Will o Wisp.
>>26843747Tailpussy nut sucking
>>26843747Ratatoskr enjoys nuts.Also, it really doesn't have anything to do with her species, but my waifu loves teasing and toying with just about every part of me.
can a Manticore's tail suck hard enough to leave hickeys?
Which of you degenerate fucks is this >>>/x/26265309
>>26848063They can also support large panes of glass and suck a golfball through a garden hose.
What kind of magic items would be in an top-level witch's storage room?
>>26848576LOTS of dildos
>>26848576>2-way portal panties, connected to an onahole>Magic mirror for spying on potential onii-chans, and sending messages to tease and potentially guide one to her>Roper eggs and pslime samples in stasis, possibly with delayed self-targeted rewind spells bound to them>Golems, automata, and other Construct-type monster girls>A variety of carefully-brewed lolification potions for various target ages, with and without mental regression>>26848617He said top-level. That's the case for every witch, not just the top witches.
>>26846953I must worry Nightmare nee-san a lot, then. I wish there was some way I could make it up to her.
>>26848576>The Witching Hat of Sorcerery +5 INT+5 WIS +Spell Reflection >Witch's Dress of Hiding +50 DISGUISE -5 DEX -5 CHA Special Effect: Tearable >Nipple Pasties of Stealth +3 INT +5 CHA -30 COLD RES. >Witch's Purple Striped Panties +Slimming +Comfy +Charm Enemies +4 INT >Witch's Heels of Clacking -3 DEX -10 Move Range +Dominating Aura
>>26848576No magic items - just a library's worth of self-insert erotica.
>>26849814Self published, or do witches share in doujin circles?
I want a traditional Arabian assassin Kunoichi, and a group of yamato nadashiko Japanese beetle Khepris.
>>26850052Runya, Kuroferuru, and Baph-chan each have their own professional publishing firms, the Shirokuto and Grelia Sabbaths have a few doujin circles each, and Ropurotto, Momonika, and Marune witches tend to self-publish.
>>26828017>>26828820That's the lamest and least romantic answer possible.
>>26850926Facts don't care about your feelings
>>26850978I reject your reality and constitute my own.
>>26851103I knew that. I was just testing if you knew.