Touhou as an american saturday morning cartoon show

[Anonymous No.]

It'd be something like Darkstalkers, with the good Touhous and the bad Touhous, ignoring completely the moral ambiguity and general efforts to make everyone get along after each subsequent game. Also, they'd have to be referred to by name as "The Touhous" constantly.

The heroes would be the hardworking asian Shrine Maiden Reimu, her nerdy otaku brother Rinnosuke, the friendly ghost Mima and the honest magician Marisa(who's last name is never mentioned, is never called a witch, now wears a Fedora and has a southern accent). Though the real main character would be the amazing DAVID, a random teenager from our world.

They fight against the residents of the evil Scarlet Danger Mansion and the puppetmistress, Alice, who hates men. Patchouli is now a mad scientist developing infernal machines for Remilia. Sakuya is now called Sally the Deadly Maid. Cirno is german and makes terrible puns about freezing things.

[Anonymous No.]

Not American enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>Touhou as an american saturday morning cartoon show
Not reading past that

[Anonymous No.]

>>2669604

Well, it's playing off how XTREME everything asian/japanese has been since the 90s, or else it wouldn't exist to begin with.

[Anonymous No.]

inb4 dan

[Anonymous No.]

Touhou: the Animated Series
by 4kids

don't fund it, for the love of God

[Dianthus !Du1A6pui8g No.]

Give Cirno a mustache and a monocle and it'll be solid.

[Anonymous No.]

>Cirno is german and makes terrible puns about freezing things.
Austrian.
Have an ICE day.

[Anonymous No.]

Needs more Yukari

[Anonymous No.]

FUND IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>2669628

I said German so it wouldn't be a direct arnie rip off, and also because she's a fairy and everyone knows fairies are german, since that's where fairy tales come from.

[Anonymous No.]

>Infernal machines