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Anonymous Mon May 25 12:19:18 2009 No.2652855 [Reply] [Original]

We have no hope of sleeping with a Touhou...

>>	Anonymous Mon May 25 12:20:18 2009 No.2652858 Not even Reisen?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 25 12:21:18 2009 No.2652864 >>2652858 Try Aya or Sanae.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 25 12:22:18 2009 No.2652866 >We have no hope of sleeping with any living being

>>	Anonymous Mon May 25 12:23:18 2009 No.2652870 >>2652866 Not even Reisen?

>>	Anonymous ‮^_^ ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !Jones4ZrPA Mon May 25 12:25:18 2009 No.2652878 Maybe if you restrained her first?

Anonymous Mon May 25 12:27:18 2009 No.2652886

All the females in Touhou dislike men. Men are vile creatures to them. To them the female form is more pure and clean.

Oh well I guess. If I was in Gensokyo I'd probably just admire them from afar anyway. Always wanting to get to know them better but also knowing it can never be and resign myself to only fleeting fantasies.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 25 12:29:18 2009 No.2652895 >>2652886 ;________;

>>	BOOF !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl Mon May 25 12:30:18 2009 No.2652902 i slept with your're touhou

Anonymous Mon May 25 12:32:18 2009 No.2652909
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>>2652886
China might be considerate. She's a nice youkai who must get lonely guarding the gate all day and would enjoy the company.

But then you get killed by Sakuya

>>	Anonymous Mon May 25 12:32:18 2009 No.2652913 Pretty sure Yuyuko was enjoying her Youkicock before he went AWOL

>>	Anonymous Mon May 25 12:32:58 2009 No.2652910 >>2652886 Pretty sure Yuyuko was enjoying her Youkicock before he want AWOL.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 25 12:38:18 2009 No.2652938 >>2652913 You can't have sex with ghosts

>>	Anonymous Mon May 25 12:40:18 2009 No.2652951 >>2652870 Nope. Only Aya and Sanae, but they've probably got a number of diseases.

Anonymous Mon May 25 12:48:18 2009 No.2652985
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>>2652886
My friend came over after us not seeing each other for months and told me that he and my old group of friends smoke weed all day at some backyard and piss in the grass because they are too lazy to go inside. The girls squat.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 25 12:50:39 2009 No.2652992 File: 82 KB, 770x1064, 123169378344.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2652985 Oh yeah. Mind you we are all college students.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 25 12:52:39 2009 No.2653001 File: 18 KB, 449x350, promotions.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2652992

>>	Anonymous Mon May 25 12:52:39 2009 No.2653005 File: 181 KB, 800x600, 123169397039.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Meh. I like lolicon.

>>	athens !SysNpnp3nU Mon May 25 12:53:18 2009 No.2653007 >>2652985 That's vulgar.

Anonymous Mon May 25 12:54:18 2009 No.2653010

Just because one touhou doesn't like men does not mean that applies to every other touhou. If I were living in Gensokyo, things would be different around here. Think about it, it's not this world you're living in, it's an entirely NEW world. Do you even know what it's like actually starting over? You feel revitalized, a brim will of fire to live again, a new hope. You're no longer the failure that you made yourself to be in this world, you're in GENSOKYO now.

You are the new you, the person who you always wanted to be. So get out there, be persistent about dat miko, MAKE her fall in love with your idiocy and crave for your cock every night. You can do it, anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 25 12:54:39 2009 No.2653008 File: 109 KB, 885x800, 123169402693.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Jacked it to 3D shit on redtube. She had massive tits. Feels bad man.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 25 12:55:15 2009 No.2653014 >>2653008 Links? For future reference...

>>	Anonymous Mon May 25 12:55:39 2009 No.2653015 File: 311 KB, 800x600, 123169410093.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I need to get banned. I need to get a life!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 25 12:56:15 2009 No.2653016 >>2653001 Go back to /b/

>>	Anonymous Mon May 25 12:56:39 2009 No.2653020 File: 53 KB, 552x413, 123169414222.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I talk to myself in RL. That's bad. Really bad.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 25 12:57:15 2009 No.2653026 >>2653015 Being banned won't give you a life.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 25 12:57:39 2009 No.2653024 File: 53 KB, 353x514, 123169425362.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I yearn for the day that I can look to 3D and get aroused.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 25 12:58:15 2009 No.2653028 >>2653020 Do you have conversations with yourself or just think out loud? I think out loud a lot... but sometimes I argue with myself.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 25 12:59:15 2009 No.2653036 >>2653015 Typical fool who wants one-step solutions to things.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 25 12:59:39 2009 No.2653035 File: 68 KB, 500x1000, 123169430752.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2653024 lol I tried on redtube. That's a start!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 25 13:00:39 2009 No.2653040 File: 161 KB, 496x1000, 123169437304.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to hold her tightly.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 25 13:02:15 2009 No.2653047 File: 292 KB, 800x600, 123169499127.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why is /jp/ shit on the weekends? I honestly thought it would never happen.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 25 13:03:15 2009 No.2653051 File: 193 KB, 900x640, 123169501279.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fuck, my internet is slow. Maybe I should close these various job openings...

蒸気青月楽団 !Du1A6pui8g Mon May 25 13:03:15 2009 No.2653052 [DELETED]

>>2653015
>>2653020
You know, if you really want to stop going, you should just stop going here. Getting banned won't prevent you from ban-evading and it certainly won't prevent you from using the archives to see what everyone's up to. If you really want to get a life, you should learn self-control.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 25 13:05:15 2009 No.2653060 File: 123 KB, 600x800, 123169525010.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2653052 ... You are right.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 25 13:06:15 2009 No.2653068 File: 269 KB, 600x800, 123169526434.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'll just finish this folder...

>>	Anonymous Mon May 25 13:07:15 2009 No.2653077 File: 61 KB, 716x883, 123169560345.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's rude to stop so abruptly. If anyone cares that is.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 25 13:08:15 2009 No.2653086 File: 50 KB, 537x700, 123169565551.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She's so fat in this one. Ew.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 25 13:08:15 2009 No.2653083 >>2653047 The cycle of everything. Too much tripfags/newfriends, etc. /jp/ will die.

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>>	Anonymous Mon May 25 13:10:15 2009 No.2653093 File: 34 KB, 625x543, 123169587210.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2653083 >much Replace that with many, sir.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 25 13:11:15 2009 No.2653100 File: 34 KB, 416x800, 123169591309.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh no! My loli is disappearing!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 25 13:11:15 2009 No.2653101 >>2653093 Yeah, I was going to say faggotry, and forgot to change it.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 25 13:13:36 2009 No.2653105 File: 162 KB, 640x480, 123169612802.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fuck. Delete the thread. It's not like we don't have dozens of Touhou threads each day.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 25 13:14:06 2009 No.2653113 File: 139 KB, 946x1280, 123169646561.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I mean really.

Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Mon May 25 13:14:11 2009 No.2653112 [DELETED]

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>>2653010
>>2653083

>be persistent about dat miko, MAKE her fall in love

Love doesn't work that way, bro.

And it sounds like a better way to end up with the miko kicking your ass so well that your parents tumble to the ground, grab their butts, and scream, "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!"

>>	Anonymous Mon May 25 13:15:06 2009 No.2653120 File: 90 KB, 715x900, 123169665099.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fine. Let this be our battlefield, Janitor. This one's cute.

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Mon May 25 13:16:06 2009 No.2653123 File: 414 KB, 750x900, f7c9c358439b656a0e53b5377c3f2f6572ee9d47.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Unless, of course, you have Mystic Eyes and can enchant them into doing your bidding.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 25 13:16:11 2009 No.2653125 File: 120 KB, 664x764, 123169686020.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm kidding.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 25 13:17:11 2009 No.2653132 File: 118 KB, 800x600, 123169722002.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 25 13:18:11 2009 No.2653138 File: 60 KB, 600x840, 123169722903.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2653132 Forgot my text.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 25 13:19:18 2009 No.2653147 File: 72 KB, 760x579, 123169725982.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Must complete folder before ban.

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