/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[athens !SysNpnp3nU No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Oh thank God.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never experience anime school life

[Anonymous No.]

It wouldn't be any different from US schools, you still wouldn't be able to make friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never experience little girl life.

[Anonymous No.]

I went on a school exchange in high school and got to go to a Japanese high school for 3 weeks.

It's not really all that different from western high schools really.

[Anonymous No.]

In before 100+ srs replies to a troll picture

[Anonymous No.]

>>2652531
While this is a troll statement, it's also an understated one. It would not make a bit of a difference for anon, you still wouldn't get any girlfriends, or even friends for that matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2652562
That wasn't a troll statement at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never experience life.

[Anonymous No.]

Discuss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2652569
What a relief.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2652571
;_;

[Anonymous No.]

I was at a Japanese high school on exchange for a year.

Best time of my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2652571
What a relief.

[athens !SysNpnp3nU No.]

Not being able to make friends at college is one thing, but you're kind of FORCED to make friends at school.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2652578
Why was it so good?

[Anonymous No.]

athens, you got old. Why don't you try something newer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2652578
Me too. My girlfriend made me her own specialized obento every day and we'd eat together on the rooftop of the school at lunch break. Granted, it took me a while before being able to muster up enough courage to speak to her all while trying not to sound like a gaijin fucktard. Before this, I was enjoying the school lunch selection (varieties of bread, beef bowls, udon, juice, etc.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>2652588
I remember when I got forced into a group once at school. I didn't do any work and when they asked why I said I just didn't feel like it. I was going to fail that class regardless, so whatev.

[athens !SysNpnp3nU No.]

>>2652596
>varieties of bread, beef bowls, udon, juice, etc

They truly are the master race. God I'm hungry....

[Anonymous No.]

Enjoy your cicadas

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[athens !SysNpnp3nU No.]

>>2652600
You're the kind of person that makes people like me do all the work. I may not have any friends in classes but at least I fulfill my side of the bargain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2652588
You were forced to deal with other people. You certainly weren't forced to befriend any of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2652609

Nope. Athens is right here, if you can't make friends at school then there's something wrong with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2652588

I hated that so fucking much. I didn't want to be useless and dump extra work on them, so I tried, but I never once was open to them for conversations or eye contact. Just let me work alone!

[Anonymous No.]

Is this a obvious statements on pictures thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2652606
>bargain
He was forced

[Anonymous No.]

>>2652612
>/jp/
>something is wrong with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>2652600
>whatev
Get out, nigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2652621
sheeeeeiiiiiiit i do what i want to bitchhh

fo real

[Anonymous No.]

>>2652596

Are the lunches they have really that nice?

Also, what high school anime would /jp/ most like to inhabit? I'll go with Haruhi myself, or Cromartie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2652628
Shuffle!, but only if I could be Rin

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to wear a gakuran. I'd walk around with a handful of pomade through my hair and a piece of straw in my mouth and I'd be all "ora ora" "osu!" and shit. That's my dream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2652628
It differs from school to school. Some have crappy selections and others have nice ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2652628
Cromartie High School

[Anonymous No.]

I would pick the high school from KS, and I'm not just saying that because I am a KS dev, which I am.

[athens !SysNpnp3nU No.]

>>2652628
I'm going to have to pick Haruhi too. I was so glad when the new episode started with Itsumo no Fuukei. What a great track:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-5nJdptkp4

[athens !SysNpnp3nU No.]

>>2652646
Good work on the KS demo. It was a lot of fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2652588
I don't think of those people as "friends" - more like colleagues.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2652646
game sucked. make misha porn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2652662
But eventually you will have to collaborate with others, part of society if you plan to join a business or work in construction. Western or eastern similar values apply.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2652688
Working with/under/over people != making friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will experience Japanese school life but only indirectly through the fantasies of middle-aged Japanese men drawing shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>2652693
Yeah you will make friends along the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2652701
I worked with other people for two years before I became a NEET and I never once met with anyone I would call a friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2652628
Cromartie.

[Anonymous No.]

I would prefer to go to the school from My Boss, My Hero, if only to see if those cake things they rave about are as good as they say.

[lnvestment banker and !pEdo1cv6Ig No.]

I am an English (and math) teacher in Japan.

And here's the thing: I'm a pedophile/ephebophile and it's a girl's school.

You thought the girls in morning musume or hello!project are cute/pretty? imo, they're nothing to the girls in the classes I teach. The girls in my class are around 15-17 altho I have taught girls aged 10+. They are cute, pretty and sexy all in one.

It's too bad though since I'm 42 and I'd rather not go to jail.

The only thing I can do to satisfy my pedophile urges is look at the little cuties but no touching. Apart from the totally innocent (honest!) patting their shoulder to get a schoolgirl's attention.

This is how my day would usually go:

1) Start class (good morning everyone etc)
2) Teach the class about the topic for the day
3) About an hour in, questions would be handed out to reinforce what was taught in that hour and my students would usually leave me alone while they attempt them
4) While they're doing the questions, I will be in a chair behind my desk pretending to read a newspaper.

In fact, I would be eyeing the cute looking girls in class and with their faces fresh in my head, I will masturbate my rock-hard penis, quickly glancing at those cute girls again to keep the thought fresh. The best thing is that while they can't see what I'm doing, I can see their spread legs and their panties from under their desk.

Anyone else an teacher in japan? How cute are the girls in your class?

pic related, i can see their white cotton panties if they spread their legs wide enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>2652752
cool story bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>2652752
Fascinating.

[athens !SysNpnp3nU No.]

>>2652752
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

-Wear uniforms and ugly school slippers
-Much shorter summer vacations, and fewer days off period
-Go for half a day on Saturday
-30 to 60 minute commutes on crowded trains
-Have to clean up the classroom and hallways after school
-Same drama and bullshit that happens in American high schools

I think I'll take the idealized anime fantasy over real life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2652752
>English teacher
>an teacher

[Anonymous No.]

>>2652775
Grammatically correct, actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2652774
Japanese girls.

[Anonymous No.]

Japanese schools are very big on societies and things like that. Same with their colleges. You can effectively ignore the people you take class with and just socialize with your society friends in both cases.

[Anonymous No.]

Japanese school life is EXACTLY THE SAME as all anime depictions of it. That's why OP's message is so powerful.

[Anonymous No.]

hikki neet 4 lyfe!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2652925
The only path, no regrets, etc.