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[Anonymous No.]

UBW copy pasta variants

[Anonymous No.]

The materials that were required for producing this particular bladed weapon comes from the organism that I call myself.
The framework that is my body is produced from an alloy consisting mostly of iron, with a carbon content between 0.02% and 1.7 or 2.04% by weight, depending on grade and
instead of a liquid flowing through my veins, arteries, and capillaries, a rapid oxidation process that creates light, heat, smoke occurs.
I have gone through the process of producing multiple various blades for an amount of times exceeding a thousand.
Not currently acquainted with the concept of the cessation of all bodily functions, however, still having no previous knowledge of these functions themselves.
Have remained stoic to ignore the pain caused by the manufacturing process in order to complete the forging of numerous tools of war.
Yet these two intricate, prehensile, multi-fingered body parts normally located at the end of each arm shall not maintain a firm grasp on any single object.
Therefore, I reverently attempt to communicate with some deity or being greater than my own in order obtain
A Work of an Infinite Amount of Weapons Containing One or More Sharp Edges

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I can't accept anything other than a DFC.

I want to playfully tease her breast size until she looks at me with tearful glee.
And then I want to tell her that there is nothing wrong and she's perfect the way she is.
She will look up to me assured that I've accepted her. And she will adore me for that.

I shall buy her sexy clothes and teach her to value her appeal and that she doesn't need to shy away. And I will admire her and be proud of her while all other men are flicked away at the sight of pig disgusting cleavages.

I will hold her chest close to mine until our hearts beat as one. I will put my face next to it and become inebriated at the sweet perfume. I will pinch her small, delicate nipples, massage them with the tips of my fingers and carefully bite them.

I will start believing in God and pray everyday so that she never changes.

I have no regrets. This is the only path for me.
So as I pray,

Unlimited Flat As Blade Works

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I am the bone of my connection.
FTP is my soul, and P2P is my blood.
I have downloaded over a thousand files.
Unknown to copyright.
Nor known to international treaties.
Have withstood days to download a single game.
Yet, those hands will never play anything.
So as I pray, “Unlimited Piracy Works.”

[Anonymous No.]

I am the deliveryman of my newspaper.
Aluminium is my bike, and lightning is my speed.
I have delivered over a thousand newspapers.
Unaware of tardiness.
Nor aware of getting up way too fucking early to deliver them in time.
Withstood rain to deliver newspapers.
Waiting for old people to read them.
I have no regrets. This is the only route.
The past couple of years were 'unlimited newspaper delivery works'

Now if you'll excuse me, brb newspapers

[Anonymous No.]

I am the flesh and bone of my own sword.
Steel flows through my body, and fire is what courses through my blood.
I have created over a thousand blades.
Unknown to death.
Nor known to life.
Many times I have withstood enormous pain to create thousands of weapons.
And yet, those hands that have braved so much will never hold anything.
So as I pray now, I call forth 'Unlimited Blade Works'

[Anonymous No.]

I am the ammunition of my assault rifle.

Black powder is my body, and cocktails are my blood.

Unknown to peace on earth, but I'll see it if I gotta murder every one of these bastards with my bare goddamn hands.

And yet, I'm getting too old for this horse shit.

My whole life was Unlimited 'Nam Works.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>2649707
Greatest fail ever.

[Anonymous ‮^_^ ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !Jones4ZrPA No.]

>>2649707
That wasn't even her tripcode, was it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2648574
>A Work of an Infinite Amount of Weapons Containing One or More Sharp Edges
Okay, I lol'd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2649767
So then why'd you sage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2649794
Lurk more.