/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

I've been fapping to Touhou fanart for a while now and enjoyed one of the games for a few days, but how do I really become one of you, /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2644799
learn the language, fap to the idos,

and secretly hope we nuke them again.

[Anonymous No.]

>I've been fapping to Touhou fanart for a while now and enjoyed one of the games for a few days, but how do I really become one of you, /jp/?
Considering that's all really /jp/ does when it comes to Touhou, you're good to go!

[Anonymous No.]

feel the pleasure of being cummed inside.

[Anonymous No.]

Become a faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2644799
By not making shitty pointless threads
Reported

[Anonymous No.]

Quit your job/leave school
Move into your parent's basement/stay in your parent's basement
Develop an eating disorder if you haven't already. Overeating or undereating, either is fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2644799
Fap to loli ero.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2644807
>learn the language
So most of /jp/ don't belong here?

[Anonymous No.]

Abandon the identity that you're trying to change altogether. When you're here, don't try to be someone, just try to be. That's all we ask.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2644819
>Quit your job/leave school
>Move into your parent's basement/stay in your parent's basement
>undereating

But I've already done that, anonymous.

[Anonymous No.]

Become a NEET.

Screw around with Japanese shit.

Talk about it on /jp/, it doesn't really matter if you don't understand it or not just pull information out of your ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2644819
Most of /jp/ study.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2644828
Then you were one of us before you even got here.

[Anonymous No.]

When it comes to Touhou, /jp/ is the same as you. Otherwise pick up a few eroges and you're good to go!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2644833
>Most of /jp/ study.

[Anonymous No.]

Quit the Touhou, quit, H!O, and post in Morning Musume threads with us real /jp/ers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2644854
The fact that you don't doesn't make it so for everyonr else in here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2644860
>Morning Musume threads with us real /jp/ers.
All of /jp/ hate idols, you're here just because it's by the rules, like having a retarded brother you have to take care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2644876
The fact that you hate idols doesn't make it so for everyonr else in here.

[Anonymous No.]

As you can see, you also have to be a bad troll to become one of us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2644854
I'm pretty sure it's true. Most of the students here probably would be NEETs if they had the choice, but being a NEET is a rare privilege. You don't just decide one day that you're sick of working and go home and play eroge all day instead. Well, you can, but you will find yourself starving pretty soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2644876
The worst part is that the faggots only talk about the shitty idols they like and when any other poor bastard tries to talk about other shitty idols gets trolled to hell.

[Anonymous No.]

There are two factions here on /jp/. You can either become a Touhoufag and fap to eroges, post in NEET threads, etc, or you can become an Idolfag and post in actual Japan threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2644892
Nope, everyone hates idols but a few idiots, I mean fuck, /jp/ by definition hates 3D.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2644897
>You don't just decide one day that you're sick of working and go home and play eroge all day instead. Well, you can, but you will find yourself starving pretty soon.

But I did and I'm not starving :3

[Anonymous No.]

>>2644908
Well good for you, Mr. 0.0001% of the population.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2644908
>:3

Stop that.

In before "it's a lion, get in the car"

[Anonymous No.]

>>2644914
We don't do that in here, you two get out of here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2644914
At least it's not =D or xD

[Anonymous No.]

>>2644914
But I like using that emoticon when acting like a faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2644902
>I mean fuck, /jp/ by definition hates 3D.
Your a fucking faggot