You wake up in a strange bed, completely nude. You roll over, and find yourself looking into the sleepy-but-awake eyes of Yukari. She is also naked. And smiling. What do you do?

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Anonymous Sat May 23 16:56:46 2009 No.2642015 [Reply] [Original]

You wake up in a strange bed, completely nude. You roll over, and find yourself looking into the sleepy-but-awake eyes of Yukari. She is also naked. And smiling.

What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 16:57:46 2009 No.2642019 Call 911.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 16:58:46 2009 No.2642021 It depends, does she look cannon or does she have big boobs?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 16:58:46 2009 No.2642026 Titties yes/no?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 16:58:46 2009 No.2642024 Wake up again.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 16:59:46 2009 No.2642031 >What do you do? Isn't it fucking obvious?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 16:59:46 2009 No.2642035 Hope that she doesn't eat me.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 17:00:46 2009 No.2642036 >>2642015 Check my lowers half. Since this is Yukari, she most likely inserted traffic signs up my ass.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 17:01:46 2009 No.2642046 Perform auto-fellatio.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 17:01:46 2009 No.2642047 sleep again and told myself " Stop smoking crack on your bed, yo."

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 17:02:46 2009 No.2642052 Prepare myself to get tentacle raped.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 17:02:46 2009 No.2642053 Rape the maids.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 17:02:46 2009 No.2642058 >What do you do? Yukari, of course.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 17:02:46 2009 No.2642061 >Yiff the pets fixed

>>	Suigin !YUsuiginy. Sat May 23 17:03:46 2009 No.2642063 KYAN!!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 17:04:46 2009 No.2642073 >>2642058 ...I see what you did there

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 17:05:46 2009 No.2642081 Kill myself since no on will ever marry me now.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 17:07:46 2009 No.2642088 > [x] Have sex with Yukari. "One more time, mortal?" You suddenly get the idea to take a look at your lower body... which is missing. You black out and is devoured by tentacled monsters of untold dimensions.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 17:07:46 2009 No.2642089 File: 166 KB, 600x886, YukariGuide.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I ask for the tour.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 17:07:46 2009 No.2642091 >>2642024

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 17:09:46 2009 No.2642097 Remember to take my fucking pills next time.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 17:13:46 2009 No.2642114 I don't get why these sorts of topic always receive a ton of replies. It always comes to about 5 people saying, "Obviously, fuck her," 5 people saying, "It's just a dream," and the rest twisting the situation around so they'd refuse sex.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 17:13:46 2009 No.2642118 Pray that she ain't in the mood for killing tonight, which might go into three scenarios. [A] Delicious Yukari sex. [B] Slowly attempt to escape in case of lust for murder. [C] Death.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 17:14:46 2009 No.2642122 smile back

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 17:15:46 2009 No.2642129 >>2642114 You may have not noticed this, but many common threads also follow response patterns.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 17:15:46 2009 No.2642131 File: 166 KB, 600x700, Yukari_oh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2642015 Hug Yukari and sleep more. Yukari is soft and warm.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 17:19:46 2009 No.2642150 >>2642131 Best answer in the thread imo

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 17:20:46 2009 No.2642153 All these touhou look the same. I can't be bothered to remember their names.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 17:23:46 2009 No.2642173 File: 598 KB, 870x1036, Yukari_warm_light.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2642153 This is Yukari.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 17:24:46 2009 No.2642180 Is Yukari canon stacked?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 17:26:46 2009 No.2642192 >>2642180 Nope

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 17:46:46 2009 No.2642281 >>2642180 No one is canon stacked. ZUN doesn't know how to make boobs larger than a Japanese B-cup. There's a reason pretty much every Touhou has bigger boobs in fanon.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 17:50:46 2009 No.2642298 File: 338 KB, 460x632, yog-sothoth2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I check under my sheets, seeing this as my vision blurs and spend the last of my blood trying to realize my lower body is missing.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 17:54:46 2009 No.2642317 >>2642281 >japanese B cup >japanese what, is it 1 cm per size instead of 1 inch?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 17:58:46 2009 No.2642333 File: 36 KB, 575x470, 1230763156108.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is what I would do.

>>	Anonymous ‮^_^ ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !Jones4ZrPA Sat May 23 17:58:46 2009 No.2642337 >>2642281 >doesn't know how No, he just has good taste.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 17:59:46 2009 No.2642341 >>2642337 Speak for yourself.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 17:59:46 2009 No.2642338 >>2642317 Letter cup size =/= Bust cm measurement. And for the record, Japan's bra cup sizes are one smaller than US cup sizes. Japanese B-cup is about equivalent of a US A-cup.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 18:05:46 2009 No.2642356 >>2642131 This guy has the right idea.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 18:06:46 2009 No.2642362 >>2642131 I want this ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 18:10:46 2009 No.2642371 I wish there was a canon measurements chart or something. It isn't that hard, ZUN.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 18:20:46 2009 No.2642398 wut?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 18:28:46 2009 No.2642418 1. sneak into gensokyo through gap 2. train in danmaku to become danmaku master 3. pillage and rape to my desire.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 18:31:46 2009 No.2642431 [x] Genuflect

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 18:36:46 2009 No.2642454 I become very, very worried.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 18:41:46 2009 No.2642480 Curse god for giving me the shittiest Touhou of them all. I want to bed Reisen and Tewi at the same time.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 18:45:46 2009 No.2642500 Act uncomfortable and do nothing.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 18:46:46 2009 No.2642507 >>2642480 All you have to do is ask

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 18:49:46 2009 No.2642514 Why don't any of these choices include communication with her? I would ask her why I was there, while hoping that the answer was not that I am her meal.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 18:51:46 2009 No.2642521 [x] See if my penis is still there. If not, [x] Check my anus to see if it's been transferred there.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 18:52:46 2009 No.2642526 >>2642514 >Why don't any of these choices Which choices?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 19:06:46 2009 No.2642572 Probably go catatonic with fear.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 19:18:46 2009 No.2642613 THE ONLY REAL CHOICE IS TO WAKE UP FOR REAL

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 19:22:46 2009 No.2642630 attempt to satisfy Yukari sexually

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 19:52:46 2009 No.2642766 >>2642015 Hug tiem.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 19:54:46 2009 No.2642780 File: 29 KB, 600x540, 1243122604505.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 19:54:46 2009 No.2642784 Find Chen. A C A T I S F I N E T O O

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 19:57:12 2009 No.2642799 File: 90 KB, 600x540, 1243122604505.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 21:41:46 2009 No.2643363 I kiss her.

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Sat May 23 21:46:46 2009 No.2643392 >>2642015 >>2642015 [X]HOLY SHIT that's good LSD. Trip balls, enter Yukari's pussy headfirst and float through the Ovary Trees of the Cunt Forest.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 22:19:46 2009 No.2643554 File: 39 KB, 384x448, Y HALLO THAR.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2642015 I pinch myself to see if I am awake or dreaming. If I am awake I tear out of the bed and jump out the nearest window.

Anonymous Sat May 23 22:30:46 2009 No.2643612
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>>2643554
As you jump out the window you fail to notice the sad look of loneliness on Yukari's face. She just wanted someone to cuddle with and have someone hold her. She's getting terribly lonely these days and there you go, running away. She later cries herself to sleep that night clutching her pillow.

>>	Suigin !YUsuiginy. Sat May 23 22:32:46 2009 No.2643615 >>2643612 She'd just gap him back to the bedroom.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 22:35:46 2009 No.2643624 File: 55 KB, 460x345, snake.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'd show her the "basics of CQC", if you know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 22:36:46 2009 No.2643629 check if there is a dick down there

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 22:37:46 2009 No.2643634 >>2643629 What a pleasant surprise.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 22:40:46 2009 No.2643649 File: 29 KB, 386x364, 1200086543522.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2643615 Yukari wants to try without use of her powers. To hook one without any magical intervention.

>>	Drago Sat May 23 22:40:46 2009 No.2643651 I'd just cuddle with her.I'm not looking for sex.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 22:42:46 2009 No.2643655 [x] Put it in

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 22:42:46 2009 No.2643660 >>2643612 >Yukari >sleep >night WHAT

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 22:49:46 2009 No.2643702 File: 12 KB, 125x124, yukaWTF.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2643660 What are you getting all- AW FUCKING HELL GODDAMMIT. That day doesn't sound right.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 22:49:46 2009 No.2643699 >>2643660 Yukari can sleep any time she damn well pleases. Are you gonna tell her otherwise?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 23:02:46 2009 No.2643760 >>2643624 Big Boss, the only man who can tussle with Yukari and live to tell the tale...

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 23:21:46 2009 No.2643852 File: 27 KB, 244x283, goodbadugly.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2643760

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 23:25:46 2009 No.2643881 >>2643852 Chuck Norris is a fag

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 23:27:46 2009 No.2643891 File: 3 KB, 120x136, look.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2643881 >Chuck Norris

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 23:30:46 2009 No.2643917 >>2643891 Chuck Norris sucks

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 23:34:46 2009 No.2643940 >>2643881 Chuck Norris wasn't in 'The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly' you fucking twat.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 23:37:46 2009 No.2643956 File: 64 KB, 306x227, 1206930989998.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Another "What do you do?" thread.

>>	White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Sat May 23 23:37:46 2009 No.2643960 >>2643881 How could anyone possibly mistake Clint Eastwood for Chuck Norris?

>>	Sakura !!sCKns1iPkwx Sat May 23 23:39:46 2009 No.2643967 >>2643960 I can only assume he was trolling.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 23:40:46 2009 No.2643974 >>2643960 Mongrels, women and children

>>	Anonymous Sun May 24 00:00:46 2009 No.2644097 Say: What did I do last night and how did I get here?

Anonymous Sun May 24 00:05:46 2009 No.2644143
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>>2643852

Listen here, I defeated a ghost, a man who controls bees, a flaming cosmonaut, an old dude, a bisexual russian thundergod, the mother of the special forces, a man with a suit filled with liquid nitrogen, a ninja, a negro with a flying drum, a psychic Sakuya and two nuclear tanks.

What'd you do, kill some guys on horses?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 24 00:07:46 2009 No.2644160 >>2644143 Five guys on horses, to be exact.

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Sun May 24 00:10:46 2009 No.2644183 File: 59 KB, 600x516, snakelaugh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2644143 >Big Boss >Burned into a coma with a Flamethrower >Made Zero batshit insane >Tried to undo the Patriots

>>	Anonymous Sun May 24 00:12:46 2009 No.2644205 File: 12 KB, 336x315, Solidus Snake 002.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2644143 Daddy, I'm dissapoint.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 24 00:12:46 2009 No.2644209 File: 48 KB, 500x607, 1242670200858.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2644143 >a man who controls bees Come on, anyone can beat Wriggle.

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Sun May 24 00:14:46 2009 No.2644218 File: 8 KB, 282x310, snakelol.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2644205 >Solidus >Got owned by Raiden

>>	Anonymous Sun May 24 00:16:46 2009 No.2644232 File: 37 KB, 661x487, 1212051896578.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 24 00:39:46 2009 No.2644405 Punch her in the jaw and tell her to get out before I call the cops.

>>	Anonymous of the Confederacy !6WLOYpwYgg Sun May 24 01:53:46 2009 No.2644748 >>2643940 He's got good, bad, and ugly traits. Well even Anonymous is allowed to make mistakes. Occasionally.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 24 02:36:46 2009 No.2644980 >>2642015 Make sure it's not a dream, then make sure this is not going to result in my death. Assuming it does not, happily snuggle up to Yukari and ask her if we can take a stroll around Gensokyo the next evening and enjoy a nice dinner.

>>	Shirou "People Die When They Are Killed" Emiya Sun May 24 02:51:46 2009 No.2645041 File: 8 KB, 148x150, Shirou Pouty.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2643624 I'm not sure I follow you, man.

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