Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Help a girl travel around the world?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>26314161
She wants to see places like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26314161
>>26314188
Places like this too.

[Anonymous No.]

x is best girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>26314188
>>26314232
I'll try.

[Anonymous No.]

Knitting a scarf for my yeti wife!

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to fight the hellhound that bullies me every day at school. I can win right anons?

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>>26314715
Nope. But I'll still root for you

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>>26314699
Do you know how?

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[Anonymous No.]

SANCHI PINCHI
SANCHI PINCHI

[Anonymous No.]

>>26314878
No, but I can learn

[Anonymous No.]

>>26315282
Learn from her mom!

[Anonymous No.]

Who wants hugs?

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>>26315581
Can she hug my head to her ass with her tail?

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>>26316826
Will she kick her leg?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26316826
Dogs can be so demanding.

[Anonymous No.]

i can be your angle ...

[Anonymous No.]

... or yuor devil

[Anonymous No.]

>>26317760
or yuor devil

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I bet MGC law says that if you buy a monster girl whore, you also buy exclusive life access to whatever you payed for.
I wonder how anon who didn't know this reacts to it.

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>>26317784
yuor?

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So polymorphing is a thing right?
imagine creeping coins fucking with street magicians my having coins behind the ear?

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>>26317760
>>26317784
Arin?

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>>26318054
it's a meme you dip

[Anonymous No.]

>>26318267
A meme thats fully understanable to gloss over if people dont follow egoraptor on twitter

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>>26318322
How long has it been since he's just bee arin of gamegrumps?
I miss the newgrounds era of pretty much everythnig

[Anonymous No.]

If your urban fantasy setting doesnt have a hakutaku and ratatoskr as an information broker team then what are you doing?

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>>26318625
>then what are you doing?
I'm hiring a black harpy prostitute.
I am, and has always been, her only costumer.

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>>26318267
Slime is happy

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>>26298241
>>26304306
With my limited vodkarune knowledge
>Oh my~ What a nice story! Your love must have been blessed by Druella herself!~
>It's nice that you think so...

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>>26317760
acute angle

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyTjnVO1HAs

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>>26314161
>Coming in theaters soon: "The Miss Bodyguard." A bodyguard of a rich noble boy, Amanda Langstrum. Is tasked with protecting him with her life. Unfortunately a usual VIP protection routine goes south as the rich noble boy she is tasked protecting, Bernard Black. Is kidnapped by monstergirl extremists. Miss Amanda Langstrum will do whatever it takes to get back the boy she is tasked with protecting. Starring Jane Lyn Vickers as The Bodyguard Amanda Langstrum and Tony Deckard as Bernard Black. The Miss Bodyguard will be coming to theaters soon this fall.

[Anonymous No.]

Mge cinematic universe

[Anonymous No.]

Tailride; 10 hot wet tailpussy fucking scenes!

[Anonymous No.]

38th for crows https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xkj4XqaynU

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Im amazed at the amount of mhge stories you can't tag "porn with plot"

[Anonymous No.]

>>26322967

aya is hungry

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>>26322983
mhge?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26323288
Finger slipped on the g

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>>26323351
Well the plot is obviously having sex with a hot and or cute girl.

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>>26322670
>>26322828
>>26322983
>Title: "The Last Stand of Oakenville"

>Synopsis/Description: Set place during the Monstergirl invasion and eventual conquest of Havengard. This documentary film is centered around the the rather famous last stand of Havengard soldier and sniper, Zachary Filmore. Who is part of the small Havengard military force tasked with defending the town of Oakenville from approaching monstergirl army forces. Watch and learn how the young 19 year old Havengard soldier and sniper Zachary Filmore managed to hold out in a sniper's nest. And fending off monstergirl hordes, witnessing his fellow Havengard soldiers fall, taken and dwindle from the Monstergirl army forces. And then holding out for nearly three weeks straight all alone by himself with nothing but his rifle and plenty of ammunition. And finally falling and being proactively dated by his eventual monstergirl lover and wife. This feature stars Bellson Harversam, famous for his roles in previous romantic documentary features. And now plays the role of Zachary Filmore as he is a direct descendant of him.

>Tags and hashtags: History documentary, #romanticdocufilm, #BellsonHarversam, #laststandofoakenville, Romantic Documentary, Monstergirl favorites, Demon Realm approved and sponsored films and series, War, Rape/Proactive Dating, Porn with a plot, Female-on-Male, Femdom, Gentle Femdom, Fear Boner, Happy and Romantic Ending

[Anonymous No.]

>>26323537
You already posted this before

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>>26314161
Scaroused is the best kind of arousal! my biggest fantasy would be being stalked by vampires or succubi in a dark or spooky place

[Anonymous No.]

Skates?

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>>26323705
But would you really be scaroused if you knew what would happen?

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>>26323914
They just have to do it when i least expect it then! plus i am a huge coward,even a rat makes me scream like a little girl

[Anonymous No.]

1.Approach succbi of preference
2.Make sure the lady in question is single
3.molest tail.
4.if succubi in question is shameless, make her cum there and then

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>>26323859
Rollerball!

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>>26324090
What if she approaches first with the intention of making daughterus?

[Anonymous No.]

I saw a beetle burrow inside a decaying mushroom today. The little bugger looked so funny, pushing through the brown goop like a rugby player.

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>>26324051
Only for a second, then you'd know what was happening.

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>>26324287
>Anon suddenly gets isekai'd somewhere else via portal
>THIS is clearly monster girl setting!
anon thats not how this works

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>>26324366
Well I mean, if it was a giant fucking cockroach I think he'd run, but if it was a big tiddy suc or vampire I'm sure he'd have a good idea where he was.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna wrestle Tio while naked!

[Anonymous No.]

>>26324657

she will crush you with those giant oni milkers

[Anonymous No.]

>>26324842
and?

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>>26324623
>big tiddyy succ or vampire
The rational move here is to run, unless you know that you are specifically in MGE world.
Even among the monster girl worlds, there would be a huge difference between dropped in MGQ or MGE for example.

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>>26314161
Don't trust dragons

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How different would a freshly released entombed vampire be compared to a modern one? would she drain you on sight? can i call her a boomer?

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>>26324947
To be fair, if it's post game MGQ you'd probably be well off with 90% of the monster girls.

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>>26324195
then she better have a thick tail and big hip assisting wings

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>>26325275
Out of touch and haughty. Yes and yes.

[Anonymous No.]

Kitsunes have many handy features

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>>26325275
wouldn't that take a toll on her sanity and ability to think clearly? and no,serana inst a good example

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[Anonymous No.]

>>26326625

that's alotta fluff

[Anonymous No.]

>have beautiful, "young" monster girlfriend
>you know what's up, but even if you tell her you love her no matter what, she insists she doesn't know what you're talking about
>well, at least you're both happy

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>>26326625
Damn foxes and their seductive ways!

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>>26327021

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>>26327188

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder this is what you hear when a Monstergirl proactively dates a single line human male

https://youtu.be/WuKcG8POreo

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[Anonymous No.]

>>26325623
Cute boats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26322670
>Bernard BLACK
Alright you sold this to me.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>26326625
>>26327188
>>26327283

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>>26325170
You can always truss dragons.

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>>26317760
holy/angelic monster girls are underrated. what's scarier than a demon trying to rape you? A holy being trying to rape you.

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Leaving your maid alone in the house too long while you go out can have unforeseen consequences.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26325170
You can't tell me what to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26328234
The Devil went down to Georgia to find herself a soul to steal

[Anonymous No.]

fox lolis have exclusive access to the cock of their choice

[Anonymous No.]

>>26325170
dragons are precious

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>>26328911
She was in a bind, 'Cause she was way behind, and she was willin' to make a deal

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[Anonymous No.]

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/84374626

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I could get that reaction from a heavily muscular monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26325170
Oops.

[Anonymous No.]

Does your Demon Realm HOA allow adults to engage with minors in any sexual endeavors?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26330033
it technically doesn't even allow you to breath

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[Anonymous No.]

>Sneak up on sleeping mino
>Stick middle finger into her exposed anus
>???
>Profit

[Anonymous No.]

Designated c*ck monstergirl when KC?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26330691
Cocktarice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26330691
Bicorn, smoking hobo.

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>>26330033
Yes, you are actually fined if you don't engage in such endeavors and there's daily penis inspection from HOA officials if you are an unmarried male. Gotta keep those property values high, nobody wants to live around closet orderfags and other riffraff.

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>>26330691
Cock?

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>>26330733
>>26330753
>>26330773
Haha. Funney

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>>26329773
Imagine working out day after day, pushing yourself to break past your plateau and finally reaching a new max on the bench press after putting all the effort you could muster into the lift. You sit up from the bench full of pride and see your fit monstergirl gf making that expression at you. She then goes to add another plate to what you just lifted to continue with her warmup.

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>>26330691
I wouldn't be surprised if KC actually enabled pseudo-cuck via mindfucks and hallucinations with it all being the husband seeing memories of himself doing something and not being able to register it's actually him, using the jealousy to hate fuck his waifu.
Would fit a chaos girl and still be perfectly vanilla.

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>>26331038
Keep dreaming mate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26330916
I'd be too enthralled watching her workout to feel inadequate.

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>>26326963
>Undead gf that insists she's the same age as you
>The date on her tombstone dates her back at least 300 years

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>>26331138
He's already technically enabled fake stuff through mindflayers, read his q&a.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26331749
and?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26331790
So saying "keep dreaming" to something which has already happened just makes you look stupid. But whatever gives you a reason to post smuganimegirl.jpg works I guess so you do you.

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>>26331749
>https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/472291164859539456
It has nothing to do with Mindflayers or chaos girls. That tweet came out over a year before any chaos girl or the Mindflayer came out.

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>>26330754
what do they inspect from your penis?

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>>26331841
The entire connection with that post and the Mindflayer in the first place was actually saying that they would never do that.
>So that's what I tweeted a long time ago, but also in the case that the same thing is done using the mindflayer's ability, of course the same thing would occur. A mindflayer wouldn't do such a thing in the first place though.

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>Leave this place because it ate so much of my time
>Manage to stop thinking about monstergirls for a week or so
>Bombarded by lewd daydreams of pixies, familiars, and angels
There's no escape, is there?

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>Hey honey, I'm going to the kitchen. Do you want anything to drink?
>"Yeah, I'll take a shot of cum"
Every time...

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>>26330683
>Sneak up on wildlife and jam your finger in it's anus
Steve Irwin? Ain't you dead?

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>>26332204
If you really hate your wife that much, maybe she'll just die for you and then you don't have to think about her anymore

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>>26332249
Imagine NotSteve wrestling big monsters into submission.

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>>26332311
I still don't have a waifu. Been browsing these threads for years off and on and I still don't.

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[Anonymous No.]

>HAAAA
>HAA
>HAAAAA
>AAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNOOOOOOOONNNNNNNN!

[Anonymous No.]

>>26333419
Are you eating the drywall again, Eleanor?

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[Anonymous No.]

Begin infiltration

[Anonymous No.]

>despise women
>don't articulate it in any way because conformity, lazyness and fear of repercussions
>dream of mgs just so you could take it out on them
Anyone else with this high test feel?

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>>26314161

[Anonymous No.]

Touch the cow

[Anonymous No.]

https://ras.ac.uk/news-and-press/news/hints-life-venus
Venusians are real, put on your suits and let's go get some tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>26329199
Why is elf pout?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>26334403
Wow it's nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26334373
I need big cows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26334621
Embrace the air-borne acid slimes already

[Anonymous No.]

I need more thick lilim

[Anonymous No.]

>>26334621
>off-topic reaction image

[Anonymous No.]

Eventually...

[Anonymous No.]

>>26334554
>Coin ASMR with Creeping-chan
>Actually really overwhelming since she can conjure an endless stream of coins

[Anonymous No.]

>>26334554
Sorry ma'am, but we don't currently accept cash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26334884
>Coin ASMR
>It's just the opening to Pink Floyd's 'Money'

[Anonymous No.]

>>26334741
knock up that nerd.

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>>26334554
Damn, I want her to step on me. Side note; What does gold taste like?

[Anonymous No.]

Should I purposely make messes for my kiki so she doesn’t get bored?

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>>26335222
It has no taste.

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>>26335226
Nah, just give her kids to take care of.

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>>26335226
This might lead to her disciplining you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26335423
Such a generous master.

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>>26334741
I like to imagine my waifu stays in touch with this phat nerd. Probably how she got that vat of pslimes.

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>>26335492
As it should be.
Remember to knock her up with multiples so she can have more duties.

[Anonymous No.]

You'll never defeat her anon.

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>>26335839
Then I guess I'll just have to beam up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26335839
You both underestimate my power

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>>26335839
just knock the stool out from under her feet

[Anonymous No.]

>Husband? Is that what monsters call their sex slaves nowadays?

[Anonymous No.]

What's she singing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26329190
When she came across that young boy playin' and playing that fiddle hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>26336256
And the devil jumped up on a hickory stump and said, "boy, let me tell you what"

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>>26335880
>>26335958
>>26336005
Don't try it!

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>>26336203
>Things single monsters say

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>>26336203
Such monsters deserved to be mating pressed till all they can do is moan hubby

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>>26336448
Reminder to always bully incel mamono, preferably with videos of you having fun with your wife/wives.

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>>26336448
She needs time to adjust. She is from the pre-DL era and she just woke up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26334671
I need big buff cow to forcebreastfeed me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26336572
The virgin monster supremacist vs the chad actual rapist monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26336482
It’s all fun and games until you have a little pack of hellions that are all either vying for your attention or busy getting into trouble.

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>>26334554
I bet coins fall out of her cleavage all the time.
Even during paizuri.

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>>26336961
Can I marry them both?

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>>26334554
>Her pussy tastes like salty coins

[Anonymous No.]

I just want a lim as a platonic friend. If she wants to bring monsters into this world that's cool, I just want someone to hang out and do cool stuff with.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>26337410
Fill her with milk!

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>>26336961
What if she is both?

[Anonymous No.]

Nobody ever thanks the kikimora janitors....

[Anonymous No.]

How do hellhounds ask a man out to be her boyfriend?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26337629
I'm going to adopt the traumatized Janet the kiki that was assigned to /tv/ and make her lots of homemade hot pockets lots of kids too

[Anonymous No.]

>>26337537
Chad for actually acting on it instead of being all talk and no fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

finding excellent porn of robogirls can prove difficult

[Anonymous No.]

>>26337475
You may find maintaining such a relationship difficult if she’s spending half of her waking hours being railed by her husband.

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>>26337764
Depends on how robotic you want them

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>>26337797
Anon wants to talk to her while she gets mating pressed by her husband!

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>>26336482
Mindbreaking an overly aggressive heckpup until she's a submissive drooling mess is my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26337880
>https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph58d82a0c3129e

[Anonymous No.]

barn like smell

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[Anonymous No.]

>>26337990
what does deer smell like?

[Anonymous No.]

Hope there is a Lilim that enjoys roleplaying being an evil Demon lord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26338213
Deer I would assume.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26337797
>>26337911
It's easier if she hooks you up with her underling, then it counts as a double date.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26338233
i wanna smell a deer

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>>26337691
Depending on their inclinations you can expect something along the lines of these general routes:
>kabedons the man in the hallway, says “You’re mine” and proceeds to forcibly make out with them in full view of everybody
>assumes guardianship of the man without their input, will propose hangouts, princess carry, etc. Everyone else assumes they’re dating already.
>See pic, only with a love letter they wrote (with Cupid assistance.)

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>>26338331
And I dropped the pic like a dumbass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26338163
Duke Soakem.

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>>26338309
Gonna smell her breath
Gonna smell her breasts
Gonna smell her deer pussy

[Anonymous No.]

Would yeti-chan be mad at other monsters moving in on her territory?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26338433
Not at all.

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>>26338553
Smelly, sweaty yetis

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>>26338390
I thought you're gonna post this one (Cupid assistance making it more nicely worded)

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>>26338706
I will never post that one because the “joke” censorship ironically robs it of any humor.

[Anonymous No.]

Touch the cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26338913
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>26337911
>cuck shit
If this is where your mind goes reading that post you're part of the problem.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>26339027
it's not cucking because he only wanted to be her friend

[Anonymous No.]

Commision i got of wives.
https://files.catbox.moe/6mhe1n.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>26332362
Wild Monster Girls are dangerous, I sure hope NotSteve knows what he's doing.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I keep moths away from my lights, and no I can’t turn them off I’m scared of the dark

[Anonymous No.]

>>26339250
Lewd

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>>26339309
Close your windows.

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>>26339309
Hire a mucus toad to protect your home from the bugs. They'll eat them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>26339499
Let's double team those lewd bugs!

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>>26336811
Just put up with her shit and help her get adjusted. Who knows you might find something special with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26339543
When I said eat, I meant it literally

[Anonymous No.]

>>26339250
Naisu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26333879
> "Anon's virginity will be mine."

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>>26339716
>That shade of pink
>That hat
Bad fox. Bad, bad, bad fox.

[Anonymous No.]

tfw it takes 40 minutes to find the audio version of a sexbot getting stuffed because the mute version had generic pornhub title

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>>26339309
Those lights are the only thing keeping them from you anon

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>>26337990
>Doesn't live in a barn
>Smells like a barn

That's not how that works city slicker.

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[Anonymous No.]

Young monster girlfriend with empasis on "young"

[Anonymous No.]

>>26340430
Young*

[Anonymous No.]

>>26340430
Did someone say "young"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26340430
>generally prefer mature hourglass-shaped women
>but also can't resist pear-shaped lolis
How do I reconcile my preferences?

[Anonymous No.]

Old Monster girlfriend with the emphasis on...mature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26340655
This is the only viable monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>26340276
'Sick' fox faking it for sympathy

[Anonymous No.]

>>26340773
That's her sister though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26340655
Really mature foxes are the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>26340555
Is...that...nah couldn't be, nobody likes her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26341043
Hey, I enjoy the young, 1700 year old Sea Dragon princesses!

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>>26340647
There's an obvious way to solve that dilemma: Date a pear-shaped loli and fuck her every day while she takes her time to fill into a mature hourglass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26340430
Older monster girlfriend but only a few years older.

[Anonymous No.]

Anons thought they could stay a step ahead of the rapey MG hordes...they were wrong. For there's one partnership they fear..

[Anonymous No.]

>>26340764
if they have so much ass that i can't see her anus during reverse cowgirl then it's a no

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[Anonymous No.]

>>26341641
Damn, that's a really fucking strong Werebat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26341735
>exposed abs
He is basically asking for it, what a manslut

[Anonymous No.]

In what case would there be to cause an angry mob of monsters to form in the demon realm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26341762
Are you saying spiders are heavy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26341794
Can't rape single men in their homes now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26341867
I love this picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26341867
I'm saying an average Ushi-Oni is significantly heavier than an average Werebat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26340849
That's Akagi? The, uh.. subdued expression had me confused, I guess

[Anonymous No.]

What song would you dedicate to your wife
https://youtu.be/pk0p7anaQ24

[Anonymous No.]

>>26341735
Doomguy is for bunny girls

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>>26342274
https://youtu.be/7Do70nztRNE

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>>26342338
wtf is this song

[Anonymous No.]

>>26342274
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYx4Y52xAts

[Anonymous No.]

>>26342417
(Gandharva music stops)

[Anonymous No.]

INSERT PENIS INTO LILIM

[Anonymous No.]

>>26342298
more like BUILT for BVNNY CVNNY

[Anonymous No.]

>>26342493
(Succubus music intensifies)

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>>26342417
I assume that's what succubi or other pure-sex girls would listen too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26342338
Fucking kek, I don't have a mg reaction image that would fit this, would you accept mino milkers instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26342600
Mino milkers are always an accepted substitute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26342338
>Normalize crying over split cum

>Succubus starts crying if your cum ends up anywhere except on her or in her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26342880
Pretty sure the succ can easily milk another load out of you. And she'll make sure it won't go to waste

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[Anonymous No.]

>>26343237
RUN

[Anonymous No.]

>>26342576
if i'm friends with one, am I suppose to expect her to talk to me about sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26343395
Are you black or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>26343603
Certainly not. Shes more intersected in talking about marriage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26343696
My soul is

[Anonymous No.]

>>26344038
Not much value then.

[Anonymous No.]

Yeti-chan wants up

[Anonymous No.]

>>26343395
I refuse.

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>>26306354
Each and every one of your favorite anime characters are voiced by 3dpd trash. Following your logic, we should boycott anime as well, you low test, low IQ troglodyte.

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>>26345300
Is there any porn of these two characters in that pic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26345329
Of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26345300
Except voice actors don't prey on weak willed simps for subs and donations, retard

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>26345904
gayyyyyyyy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>26346064
They're looking at (You) though. It's a seduction technique.

[Anonymous No.]

Demon nuns or Vampire nuns?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26346502
Demon nuns, I want my blood to stay inside me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26346502
Cow nuns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26345300
Comparing oranges to apples like the dumb fuck streamer watcher that you are. Why are you even here on /jp/ of all places?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>26346502
I don't think its a good idea for either of those monsters to mix with religion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26346502
cute snake nuns that coil tightly around you to help facilitate confessions

[Anonymous No.]

>>26347915
Cu Sith white mages it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26339583
What does slime carrier cunny smell like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26339716
>"Heeey~ That Master over there. [Stop please~]"
>"Kusu kusu. You were slow coming home, so I came to arrest you~"
>"I'll need you to tell me what you want for dinner tonight~"
>"Aah~ You got arrested~"
>"I'm gonna need to interrogate you thoroughly at home later~"
I bet this is what monster officers would be like all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>26347995
"Facilitate"
You mean force.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26348750
Potent as ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26348750
I bet meaty tails are a sign of fertility. Good thing my wife has a fat one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26348750
I want that tail FATTER!

[Anonymous No.]

>>26347995

[Anonymous No.]

>>26344933
I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to rape my elf momster! Elven law says it's okay as long as I try to impregnate her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26349881
Elf momsters are for giving multiple daughters.
The best when she has to show up to PTA meetings heavily pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26346751

[Anonymous No.]

>>26346791
Because I just love devoting my life to annoying you anon. Or, because I want to and have just as much of a right to be anywhere I please as anyone else does. What are you doing here? Isn't it rare for you to leave /mlp/ or /d/'s ntr gens?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26349881
Getting forcibly adopted by elves even though you're well into your 20's or 30's!

[Anonymous No.]

>>26350046
>unrelated reaction
Yeah, definitely you don't belong in this board

[Anonymous No.]

>>26349930
>at PTA meeting with human teacher
>"Oh, Mr.Anon. I didn't know you had a husband. I was under the impression Anon didn't have a father."
>"Oh, he doesn't. I'm sure he'll make a great father, though."
>human teacher starts putting things together

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>26350088
>getting forcibly adopted by monsters in general
FTFY

[Anonymous No.]

>>26345904
Snex

[Anonymous No.]

>>26349781
Sea bishop is distracted, so mershark is prolonging the wedding ritual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26350172
>Mr. Anon
I see theres some elf alps abound

[Anonymous No.]

>>26350403
Goddamnit, I wish I wasn't so shitty at typing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26348907
Meaty tails do indeed signify that they need creampies

[Anonymous No.]

>ywn have a monster publicly declare you to be her mate

[Anonymous No.]

>>26350108
His reaction was unrelated and cringey, but he wasn't comparing "apples to oranges", he actually had a decent point. But then, I'm a massive simp for vtubers, so I may be a bit biased. Now, we gonna continue the pissing match, or we gonna post monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26350988
I'm going to punch her in the ovaries to get her to let go of the walls before sprinting off to my car.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26351049
>no sell

[Anonymous No.]

>>26350371
The scales have fallen from my eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26351028
Simp? is this the new meme word that normalfag kids are plastering to every phrase that comes out of their mouths nowadays?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26350988
God I want an ocelomeh to publicly rape me

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>26351099
I have several airhorns and dog whistles on my person. Let's see her try and beat that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26351136
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>26351028
How is being a massive simpleton for vtubers? like you don't give them money but watch anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26350988
I am always slicked up for exactly this situation
I need only drop to the floor at an angle and I'll be miles away in seconds

[Anonymous No.]

>>26351293
>man caught by lvl 1 Blue Slime

[Anonymous No.]

>>26351360
>Eat my dust, hellhound!
>Help me, hellhound!

[Anonymous No.]

>>26351169
I want to be excessively lovey-dovey with a ocelomeh in public.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26351360
Nothing can beat the power of Cosmoline.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26349938
Hell yeah, that's the kind of church I'd join.

[Anonymous No.]

Now that we have creeping coin, all we need is a precious gems golem and we'll really drive tanukis and dragons crazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26351360
Yes please

[Anonymous No.]

>>26351612
same, gonna rub my face in her fluff collar.

[Anonymous No.]

why are monsters so good that i just spent the last 15 minutes thinking about how much i want to lick my waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>26352865
Monsters suck

[Anonymous No.]

>>26353071
They swallow too

[Anonymous No.]

Quickly you must marry and impregnate this ultra rare type of kitsune before they go extinct!

[Anonymous No.]

>>26351925
Those are the littlest feet I've ever seen. Imagine the cute lil' tracks she would make walking through the snow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26351360
Starter monsters need love too

[Anonymous No.]

Young monster girls have a serious love/hate relationship with Human Man Quest 1.

They want to progress and see what the rest of the game offers, but they keep purposely losing to the first enemy in order to get raped

[Anonymous No.]

>>26354914
Who's the first enemy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26354083
I bet its really surprising for monster hunters when they feel her big tits rest on his head after tracking their litter footprints.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26355172
The most ominous 'ara ara' you'll ever hear.

[Anonymous No.]

My waifu is getting really peeved on monchan, apparently the ads along the bottom that normally can be x'd out won't x out now, as there is no little x to click, there. I have no idea how to help her, so does anyone here know how? Please I don't want my pelvis cracked this early in the morning

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>26353071
i hope this cat lactates

[Anonymous No.]

>>26355003
A little shota

[Anonymous No.]

>>26355003
training dummy boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>26355172
>>26355264
>hunter in the frozen northern regions of Zipangu finds two parallel tracks in the snow
>looks like someone dragging a sled or something
>follows track to find an ushi shuffling through the snow
>hears him crunching towards her long before he sees her
>ends up with a different kind of fur that night

[Anonymous No.]

>>26355172
>>26355264
>be tracking monster
>small footprints, small target, easy money
>there's a part where the prints get jumbled, like she got confused on where to go next
>lean down to get a better look and pick up the trail again
>that's when a large shadow crawls over you, and you feel two heavy, yet soft things rest on your shoulders
>a chill runs up your spine when a deep, mature "Ara Ara" reaches your ears
>looking down past your feet, you see two little feet that perfectly match the tracks you were following
Is it even possible to escape with her presence weighing heavily on your soul and her tits weighing heavily on your body?

[Anonymous No.]

i want a myconid with that zip hoodie and short skirt aesthetic

[Anonymous No.]

>>26353071

Holy FUCK why can't people draw catgirls like this more often?

perfect body type

[Anonymous No.]

>>26355719
No but she will make sure you never want to escape.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>26355719
Better hope you are high level.
Personally, I wouldn't mind those massive milkers weight on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26356031
Nuns are too good. Good thing I married one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26356109
I don't think you're allowed to do that

[Anonymous No.]

I like flatchested monsters that usually have huge tits and huge tits on flatchested monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>26356109
Based and nun pilled my fellow nun marrying fellow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26356418
Clearly you're in the wrong church.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26356418
Are you saying Eros would prohibit her most devoted followers from getting married?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26355003
The man with glass bones and paper skin

[Anonymous No.]

Cats catcalling and catcalling cats

>>26355850
Cats are for mind breaking blowjobs with perfectly rough cat tongues

[Anonymous No.]

>>26356466
I love short and tallflats

[Anonymous No.]

>>26356542
Fallen God girls are top tier waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26356892
I like my demons to have tail pussy spades that squirt when they climax

[Anonymous No.]

>>26356892
What is this, a blueberry for ants?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26357057
>>26356892
I've never been a fan of the pale blue skin on Dark Angels and Valkyries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26356542
>that confessional hole.
God dark priests do something to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26356031
Elf priests seem larger than the average elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26356031
>>26357216
Elf nuns deserve big fat cum shots to the womb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26356542
>>26357213
Do Dark Priests accept regular confessions in addition to the lewd kind?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26357216
Big elf priests are for filling out their uniforms.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>26357366
Of course! Dark Priests are primarily known for their physical relief, but they also can easily provide mental and soul relief.

[Anonymous No.]

Would I alp if I play as girls in video games?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26358181
Nah

[Anonymous No.]

Release the kraken!

[Anonymous No.]

>>26357216
Holy elves need to keep all their holy power somewhere, anon

[Anonymous No.]

I need tall flat wood elf

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, just remember not to be surprised at the species you see at monster churches as many types can serve.
Yes, even the hulking siege automaton they had to make custom robes for, she's committed the entire holy book to memory.

[Anonymous No.]

These are your party members for today.

[Anonymous No.]

Is your wife a good squirter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26359119
My daughteru is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26359116
Does this count as multi-classing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26357994
Even if you aren't married to them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26359353
She must be a really healthy daughter!

[Anonymous No.]

>>26353071
and fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>26359355
Yeah

The girls are one class and the slime is another

[Anonymous No.]

Big mofu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26360063
She doesn't even need to touch the ground anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>26360180
Impressive

[Anonymous No.]

>>26360063
They need to reinstate that Inarihound hybrid program.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26359405
of course! Already married ones that remain in the normal realm only do those non-lewd types of confessions.

[Anonymous No.]

what do hellhounds smell like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26360683
Hold on, I had a description for this

>"Burning flowers"

Hmm. I remember it being more poetic than that

[Anonymous No.]

>>26360683
Cinnamon and/or campfire smoke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26360683

like hotdogs

[Anonymous No.]

>>26360683
Brimstone

[Anonymous No.]

>>26357057
What is this an image for backgroundlets?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>26360683
charcoal and sweaty musk

[Anonymous No.]

Is it wrong that I want a crowd of people to surround me and laugh at me hysterically while a gang of hellhounds are raping me while I wear a spiked collar and have tattoos and claw-marks all over me and I beg for someone to save me while I'm crying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26362263
Yeah, that sounds pretty fucking weird anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26361466
It's obvious that this kind of monster would only bring the best kind of coitus, which is sexual assault, for the prey of her choosing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26362296
I think it's amazing that men are treated this way by monsters because all men love the feeling of being attacked. Though, I admit that public humiliation is a bit much. I think getting violated dangerously by a Cheshire cat, a lamia, or a black harpy would be just as good as being lovingly beaten and raped by hellhounds

[Anonymous No.]

>>26360301
It's better that they don't. Men stand no chance against foxes as it is.

[Anonymous No.]

Alarune milk>Holst milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>26363820
Don't you mean "sap?"

[Anonymous No.]

Cunnypuff Girls! Witch, Familiar, Baphomet have dedicated their lives to fighting large titties and the forces of grown-ups!

[Anonymous No.]

>>26363820
What does it taste like

[Anonymous No.]

>>26364067
Easily one of the best series of the decade!

[Anonymous No.]

>>26364067
>be scientist trying to make the perfect human daughterus
>add sugar and spice and everything nice
>accidentally and Chemical seX

[Anonymous No.]

>>26363820
That's more of a Dryad, but you're right

[Anonymous No.]

>>26364067
Gremlin's Laboratory is also good too

[Anonymous No.]

>>26364448
>>26364067
For me it's Ochimusha Jane

[Anonymous No.]

>>26363961
No, it's milk
>>26364114
milk made from nuts

[Anonymous No.]

>>26364787
I think Foster's Home for Fallen Girls is good

[Anonymous No.]

>>26359355
I think they call it gush-stalt

[Anonymous No.]

POV: It's a boss fight you're supposed to lose

[Anonymous No.]

>>26366219
The developers forgot to account for that one defense-ignoring weapon and I win easily

[Anonymous No.]

>>26366430
Ah yes
The D.I.C.K.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26366615
It causes the status ailment "Pregnant" that gives monsters major debuffs.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you think sabbaths feel about JC sized girls? Are they to big, or do they still fit in the loli-zone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26366920
Jesus Christ?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to go adventuring with my wife, but she'll just steamroll every enounter.

[Anonymous No.]

If I go into a tanuki run casino and somehow win big will they let me out or will they take me to the backroom for supposedly cheating?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26367531
>"Won pretty big at the tables, Mr. Anon. You wouldn't have been cheating, were you?"
>"I only won $5."
>"So you admit you're trying to rob me blind!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>26367384
Go and participate in the budokai tenkaichi then!

[Anonymous No.]

>>26367714
I want to see how a tanuki does in a game of baccarat.

[Anonymous No.]

ONE-TWO
Princes kneel before you

[Anonymous No.]

>>26358181
>looking at titties and girl ass instead of dude ass while you play
If anything, playing male characters is what will make you alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26368243
Dorky dog

[Anonymous No.]

>>26368243
sauce?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26368753
The song is Two Princes by Spin Doctors. Picture I saved from these threads in days past. Who made it? I cannot know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26368859
What team is that? Chargers? I don't know anything about American Football.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26368913
You're asking an awful lot of questions I don't know the answer to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26339716
>>26339898
Bad fox indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>you spank your wife's ass hard enough to leave a hand print
What happens?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26370618
My hand is in terrible pain and she tries to comfort me.

[Anonymous No.]

>"YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE HERO! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DESTROY THE MONSTERS, NOT JOIN THEM AND HAVE SEX WITH THE DEMON LORD!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>26370618
>Buenos dias, Mandy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>26370710
She had the high ground

[Anonymous No.]

>>26370710
Haha cock go splurt splurt

[Anonymous No.]

>>26370618
Yelp and pout.

[Anonymous No.]

1.slam open a door to a succubus bar
2.Shout "I am here to FUCK"
3.Leave bar with Succ of choice

[Anonymous No.]

>>26371331
>"I am here to FUCK"

and suck

[Anonymous No.]

>>26371377
more like get sucked
the fuck YOU suckin? feet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26371422
titties

[Anonymous No.]

>>26371422
Boobs, pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>26371331
What if enter the bar and order a rum'an coke

[Anonymous No.]

>>26336811
Ancient mamono from before the time of Lilith as the demon lord are great. I want an ancient demon wife/mistress

[Anonymous No.]

>>26371879
I want an ancient Manticore wife that feels the need to bite me during sex in order to "claim me, and make sure that all those other women know who you belong too".

[Anonymous No.]

>>26370618
>"Hm, that seemed to cause quite some pain but also pleasure. I'm going to need to you repeat that so I can further study it."

[Anonymous No.]

Buy you a drink, sailor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26372533
YAAAARRR!

[Anonymous No.]

Bug mofu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>26336811
>What do you mean you keep your men alive instead of sucking him dry

[Anonymous No.]

>>26372533
I wonder what being a sailor in MGE would be like.
I would really like a harpy and mermaid waifu then.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd rather fuck a green-haired fox girl right next to a bathtub.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Tags: fluff, smut, breeding

[Anonymous No.]

HELLHOUNDS ARE FOR ____________

[Anonymous No.]

>>26372533
Only if I get to pet your head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26373636
having sit in the corner and let other monsters take centre stage for once

[Anonymous No.]

>>26373587

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna prove to everyone that the ghetto in monstergirl city is a safe place and that there is no such thing as bad neighborhoods so to prove they are good I'll walk through them alone with no protection

[Anonymous No.]

>>26373754
This, a lot of mgs are underrated

[Anonymous No.]

>>26373754
ROCK MONSTA

[Anonymous No.]

>>26372533
I wanna drink from a bottle that was inside tail pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>26372790
You'd get Alps singing IN THE NAVY at you.

[Anonymous No.]

nuoh barnacles I got eels again

[Anonymous No.]

>>26375175
>Anon joins the navy
>Turns out to be quite good at it
>Gets assigned to a ship
>At first it seems like it's mostly men with a few monster girls her and there
>Turns out most "men" were actually alps
>The monster girls hitting on anon is easy to deal with, but the alp extremely poor or confused way of trying to hit on him is far worse
>He's out on the open sea with these people for the next 6 months
>and those sleeping quarters are awfully tight.
>Anon has to deal with his bunk mates masturbating while totally not looking at him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26375322
The most successful predators in Subnautica all have the eel body plan. Coincidence? I think NOT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>26375375
We all jerked off together in the army anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

I think mindflayers should do the thinking instead of me

[Anonymous No.]

>>26375684
Well she wouldn't want to turn you into a narcissist, seeing how she mostly thinks about how much she loves you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26375430
Sounds like a fantastic way to bully alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26375765
Until they get too frustrated, go full rape mode on you and turn you into a living dildo for half of the crew. Remember you're stuck with them for weeks/months

[Anonymous No.]

>>26374280
Man what a nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26375937
I'd like to see them try.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26372790
It be like so

[Anonymous No.]

>>26345300
>Following your logic, we should boycott anime as well, you low test, low IQ troglodyte.
We must settle right now for 3dpd trash, yes. But once Aifus comearound you bet I'm going to boycot anything made by a filthy 3d.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26345300
There hasn't been good anime in a long while

[Anonymous No.]

I want to masturbate my wife!

[Anonymous No.]

Would monsters be okay with settling for used goods (men who have been fucked before)?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26382407
Nobody cares about your V-card

[Anonymous No.]

>>26372115
I bet that regal ancient manticore has a really nice mansion and only shows the typical feral manticore nature in private.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26382603
I do

[Anonymous No.]

>>26382407
Only unicorns care about that.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you treat severe Mofu addiction?

[Anonymous No.]

Here are some clips of Monstergirls

https://youtu.be/Z7GoOC4CtFU

[Anonymous No.]

i wanna disassemble an automaton and use her milking apparatus as an onahole in front of her

[Anonymous No.]

>>26383537
can automatons even turn men into incubi?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>26383802
I don't see why not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26384046
i guess if their power core exudes demon energy they can

[Anonymous No.]

>>26383092
Just take more

[Anonymous No.]

>>26383488
>EN
Did you get absolutely shitposted out of the hololive threads, then? You could take it to reddit if you're hoping for genuine engagement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26384174

[Anonymous No.]

>>26383972
>when Anon arrives home late without telling her why

[Anonymous No.]

>>26382407
A better question to ask yourself is if you care about taking used goods?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26384636
>Dinner is cold, buster.

[Anonymous No.]

>spending all night drinking black coffee and watching youtube poops again
The pandemic is making me into Cheshire bait.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster would watch humiliating schlicking instruction videos?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26386627
Hakutaku and Anubis

[Anonymous No.]

>>26386627
Alices, Alps, and Unicorns.
Hakus for educational purposes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26383488
Not going to lie, I'm enjoying all the porn of them.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>26386627
Deviant amazons and nerd birds

[Anonymous No.]

>>26386808
>Hakus for educational purposes.
I think the "humiliating" part would be distracting for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26386627
Do you really need to ask?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26383802
All monsters can.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>26383802
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26383802
>is that a challenge, master?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26387229
do automatons give their incubi husbands any special traits like lava golems and heat resistance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26387841
yes

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

New kid on the block

[Anonymous No.]

>>26375377
What would Subnautica Mamono be like?

[Anonymous No.]

>https://i.imgur.com/C2cFwqR.jpg
have sex with robots?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26388599
Scary

[Anonymous No.]

>>26388599
I have a few

[Anonymous No.]

>>26388690

[Anonymous No.]

>>26388647
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>26388732

[Anonymous No.]

>>26388773
The biggest girl there is

[Anonymous No.]

>>26388821

[Anonymous No.]

>>26388849

[Anonymous No.]

>>26388772
>https://i.imgur.com/sHw3wKl.jpeg
insert now

[Anonymous No.]

New Kobold request is done! Proper school attire is important, even when school is at home.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>26389290
Yer wife's just making it up, her book's blank

[Anonymous No.]

>>26389359
Oh wow comfy mushroom art. As much shit as I give em, this actually looks rather nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26389359
>>26388849
Hey Russkies, in American please

[Anonymous No.]

>>26389290
That's latex, isn't it

[Anonymous No.]

>>26389472
With KDF, it usually is

[Anonymous No.]

>>26389472
I'd be surprised if it wasn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26389416
If I remember KDF correctly, she's some sort of genius mad scientist. She probably doesn't need the book.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26389290
Why is your daughteru homeschooled KDF?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26389593
Oh. Well then it's just a pervy role-playing prop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26389614
Would you let your kid go to school dressed like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26389416
See >>26389593, my wife is a very smart lady. She does like to look the part though, also books can function as makeshift spanking paddles.

>>26389614
I think she'd stop attending regular school after high school as since she'd be staying with me and her mother forever she wouldn't have much need for conventional higher education. My wife would like her to keep learning new things though, so she'd still tutor her from time to time.

>>26389702
I absolutely would though, my daughteru would love to wear that to school.

[Anonymous No.]

Most living things live in the sea. Most of the sea is never reached by sunlight. All kinds of things to see under the sea, eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26389422
Myconid is good girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>26389614
So he can fuck her obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

do you have any autistic wife lore?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26390933
She’s autistic

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>26389290
based

[Anonymous No.]

>https://ecchi.iwara.tv/videos/nqyllsgrggipnevgm
fox and shota

[Anonymous No.]

>>26391390
cute mushroom

[Anonymous No.]

>>26390933
my wife has the fattest tail of her village so she doesn't like to leave the water and prefers to use magical camouflage to wait for prey

[Anonymous No.]

>>26391679
Is that what she calls your dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26390933
I wrote a whole backstory about her, so there's that.
Also she created a undead-black-plague, so there's that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26391859
that depends on if it's intended as penis humiliation because i'm not into the abusive relationship types

[Anonymous No.]

>>26391648

[Anonymous No.]

>>26392210
HUFF

[Anonymous No.]

>>26390933
As a Night Gaunt she had lived for thousands of years serving other powers and died before meeting me. Dying and being raised into undeath by mamono mana has made her yandere to the point of never wanting me to separate from her. She is happy to continue to be my servant an fuck toy but only as long as I do continue to use and play with her. Wanting me to give her all my attention forever.

[Anonymous No.]

Why does my daughter follow me into the shower in the bathroom every time I'm about to take one?
I'm going to go complain to the school counsel about the sabbath being involved with my daughter's education.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26392259
You’ll OD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26392450
You fucked up your parenting, anon. Can't blame it on others.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>26393029
What's she playing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26392667
For some reason, the thumbnail looks like one of those old west saloon girls doin' the can-can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26393295
https://youtu.be/-wX1Vo7A6i0

[Anonymous No.]

>https://i.imgur.com/jHz4uH7.jpeg
beware of youkai

[Anonymous No.]

>>26392667
Says who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26393622
She may act smug now but knocking that snek goddess up with 7 kids minimum.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>26393623
Because it’s like diving into a pool to get a drink.

[Anonymous No.]

Headpat deprivation is a serious issue. Make sure to always provide your MGs with a regular dose of headpats.
Otherwise, they might try to extract them by force.

[Anonymous No.]

https://pastebin.com/PxwJQJVQ
I finished writing this, how is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26390933
she is the best at rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>26393968
Yu-chan isn't my sensei, I'll call her what I like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26393944
If I don’t pat her, she rapes.
If I pat her, she still rapes.
I can’t win here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26394178
As with every mamono, the winning move is to consent, that way she can't rape you

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>26393622
Damn the ass on that Kanako.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26394521
Tsuchinoko goddess

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Dump it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26395061
Gonna fill her treasury.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Why have mindflayers not been genocided yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26395357
That's a little girl wight...

[Anonymous No.]

>>26395061
I do not like this Monster Anon. It's smug aura mocks me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26395604

[Anonymous No.]

>>26395569
This is a big girl wight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26395569
>>26395870
Both are for dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26395520
Why would they get genocided?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26395962
One of them probably found out anon's deepest secret then sold the information to Ratas

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Why did KC conceive the sabbath and other loli stuff? Isn't that wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26396183
Because it's hot. Go be a moralfag somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26396129
I bet she saved screenshots of that Elf being mad in the chat

[Anonymous No.]

>>26396183
>Isn't that wrong?
I like the idea of 900 years old hags larping as per-school kids. They are not human anyway, so nothing wrong with that.

[Anonymous No.]

soft oni

[Anonymous No.]

Does anybody have the story that involved a man locking himself in a cabin while his monsterized older sister tried to coax him out from behind the door? I checked anubis.moe but I can't remember the name. It may have been deleted

[Anonymous No.]

>>26396129
What a thirsty fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26338331
>See pic, only with a love letter they wrote (with Cupid assistance.)
That's adorable. I'm imagining a kuu Cupid helping her embarrassed Hellhound friend write an honest letter without going into too much detail about what she wants to do him when they're dating

[Anonymous No.]

>>26396129
I wonder how much more popular male streamers would be with monstergirls around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26390933
She wants to make me happy without mind-breaking me. She's conflicted if she's doing it for me or for herself. Also, she can do high kicks.

[Anonymous No.]

The desire for horse pussy has taken over. Send help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26395569
The best kind of wight

[Anonymous No.]

>>26396719
Consider this:
Unicorn front pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Bats!

[Anonymous No.]

>>26396593
What about getting a love letter from the Cupid instead?

[Anonymous No.]

Yetis are made for 69

[Anonymous No.]

>>26396769
Not him but I'd rather hit from the back, it's a more authentic experience.

[Anonymous No.]

Sneks are dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26396183
>Why did KC
The answer to these three words will always be "he likes it" regardless of what comes after. MGE is just a bundle of everything he loves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26396724
Is an adult one, right? You all get made fun of if you like the kid one...

[Anonymous No.]

>>26396719
>>26396769
Would you rather
>fuck a bicorn in her frontpussy while another harem member fucks her horespussy with a strap-on
or
>fuck a bicorn in her horespussy while another harem member fucks her frontpussy with a strap-on

[Anonymous No.]

>>26396925
What this anon said.

>>26396969
The latter

I may have a problem

[Anonymous No.]

>>26396969
Fuck the horsepussy and eat out the frontpussy at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26396969
Why not just take a doppelganger or tentacle potion and do both?
Or let the harem members bang the front and back and asshole of the center patty in the bicorn double double quarter pounder while your doppelgangers/tentacles hit up those harem members in their front pussy, back pussy, asshole, tits, and mouth of the center patty? All while the other harem members watch and wait for their turns with body pillows with your likeness printed on them and dildo replicas of your dick duct taped to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26397220
>Why not just take a doppelganger or tentacle potion and do both?
I wish someone would draw that.
I've actually requested it on the /d/ drawthread, but they're uninterested in anything that doesn't involve futa NTR cockvore

[Anonymous No.]

>>26397220
>tentacle potion and do both?
>Or let the harem members bang the front and back and asshole of the center patty in the bicorn double double quarter pounder while your doppelgangers/tentacles hit up those harem members in their front pussy, back pussy, asshole, tits, and mouth of the center patty?
There's actually a story about exactly that. Can't find it though.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>26396798
Completely adorable.

Even if she has the unusual habit of always getting her fingers caught in your hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26393622
imagine working up the courage to go to Youkai Mountain in the hopes of finding a qt tengu gf but instead you get abducted and struggle-snuggled by a couple of hag deities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26396968
>You all get made fun of if you like the kid one
By jealous hags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26397390
what happens if you lose to hag pussy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26339295
I can't entirely tell what's going on in this image, but I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>26397390
Jokes on them, I loaded up on fertility potions.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>26397689
they's wrasslin'!

[Anonymous No.]

>>26396969
Second one.
>>26397286
Seen your request there a few times, sad it didn't get done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26397731
I am questioning practicality of such fluff

[Anonymous No.]

>>26397929
Seems pretty effective when they can isolate their prey in a closet or elevator

[Anonymous No.]

>>26370618
I'm getting stabbed by wight claws, but she'll be smiling.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>26372790
ANON GET OFF THE SONAR
THEY CAN HEAR US
THE KRAKENS, THEY'RE COMING

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>26398096
Bully ghosts by taking their spook factor away

[Anonymous No.]

>>26397929
It just fluffs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26397220
Not related but....
>Doppelganger in a harem that becomes pallet swapped versions of the other members of the harem.
>Maybe tweaks the asset size a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26398079

[Anonymous No.]

>>26397929
When this baby hits 88 fluffs per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Do cancers eat their husband's smegma?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26398167
This is the ideal amount of mofu on a fox. Just imagine when she starts gaining more tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26398304
Imagine if you were to fall into all the mofu, you'd never be able to escape from it.

[Anonymous No.]

https://imgbox.com/7kMI4qol
Here is a little something spooky I got done up of Yepa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26398358
>https://imgbox.com/7kMI4qol

[Anonymous No.]

>>26397689
It appears to be a devil jho performing some form of vertical suplex on a bitch ass diablos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26398332
>Just imagine when she starts gaining more tails.
That's no longer a fox with mofu, that's mofu with a fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26398383
hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>26397477
Then you won't ever meet the tengu girl that you were exchanging letters with and she'll always wonder why you stopped responding, oblivious to the fact that you're imprisoned nearby underneath the Moriya shrine in their fuck dungeon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26368243
Go on, my daughter, it's a hemp hat.

"No."

ONE-TWO

[Anonymous No.]

>Welcome to Crazy Bapho's Cunny Shack, what can I get you, mister?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26396083
Best

[Anonymous No.]

>>26398630
two familiars

[Anonymous No.]

>>26396798
Bats!

[Anonymous No.]

>>26398630
one puppi cunni please

[Anonymous No.]

>>26398383
Your waifu is scary I don't trust her

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>26398630
a brown cat goddess

[Anonymous No.]

>>26398856
always trust ancient evils they are very sweet

[Anonymous No.]

>>26398804
>>26398850
>>26398909
Yall want any sides with that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26398945
no thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>26398945
a swimsuit and 2 sprites

[Anonymous No.]

>>26398945
extra cunni

[Anonymous No.]

>>26396969
>>fuck a bicorn in her horespussy while another harem member fucks her frontpussy with a strap-on
Definitely this. Though I'd prefer the other harem member to have a futa potion instead of a strap-on. Also would love to see them makeout

[Anonymous No.]

>>26398630
I'm sorry, I got the wrong address. Can you give me the directions to Big Minnie's Beef Diner?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26399490
So you're both a cuck and a faggot, nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26399768
I have a general philosophy that all members of the harem are married to each other as much as they are to me. There's nothing cuck about it.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I can feel corruption creeping into my very bones for the young, lithe foxes do not arouse any masculine wont from me. But the old, over the hill foxes awaken a terrible hunger within.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26396969
>fuck front pussy while one other wife fucks horsepussy
>then fuck horsepussy while a different wife fucks her front pussy
>then fuck horse ass while a third wife fucks her front pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>Lilim wife wants to introduce you to her mother
>The DL excited at having a new step son proceeds to regale you with stories and trivia about your wife, many of which are quite embarassing
>Regrets it instantly
>And this is why Lilims prefer not to introduce their husbands to their mom, and why they tend to avoid the DL's castle once married
>Doesn't stop her from paying them a visit when she has the time

[Anonymous No.]

>>26396969
I would rather use a tentacle potion on a Unicorn and be in a monogamous relationship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26401262
What about the Fallen Hero though? Surely he is the biggest bro-Dad

[Anonymous No.]

>>26393622
I want to be the living dildo for the whole MGE Scarlet Devil Mansion

[Anonymous No.]

>>26401732
Lilith is the momest while he is the dadest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26396880
Yetis are made for lotus position

[Anonymous No.]

>>26401262
>Manticore gf takes you to meet her family
>mom shows you her baby pictures back from when she was a tiny, adorable fuzzball

[Anonymous No.]

>>26401335
Sounds pretty gay and low test. Just sayin'.

[Anonymous No.]

A gyaru oni blocks your path.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26402571
wrong, a gyaru oni is my destination

[Anonymous No.]

>>26402571
i've reached my destiny

[Anonymous No.]

>>26402571
Fuck her mouth
It's a bad idea right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26402669
well, there's no chance of escape, so you may as well try to pretend that you're in control for a bit since hours of rough oni lovemaking are going to happen no matter what.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26402940
>tfw she holds you still with one arm and doesn't stop sucking

[Anonymous No.]

>>26402571
I cry and beg for my life. Little known fact about monstergirls, if you make yourself seem very pathetic and weak they will leave you alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26402370
You're gay and low-test.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26402571
Just go around

[Anonymous No.]

>>26402571
What would a gyaru lich be like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26403078
t. succ

[Anonymous No.]

>>26398079
I'm only going to start pinging faster and louder to give them headaches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26403561
i want a kuu gyaru fish

[Anonymous No.]

>>26403561
Cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>26402119
Cute idea

[Anonymous No.]

>>26402062
That's also nice, but it's good to mix things up. Your head between her thighs, your tongue tasting her pussy juice, her mouth stimulating your cock, both your bodies close together, and squeezing each other's buttcheeks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26403425
you just signaled to the oni that you don’t see her as a threat. Now she’s liable to put in twice as much effort.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26403561
I searched kuudere gyaru, and found this:
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/4049210
>>26403602
kuu gyaru liches would be very good at the dead fish position.
>>26403614
very

[Anonymous No.]

>>26403078
Don't forget to make it obvious you're a virgin.

[Anonymous No.]

Big ears are best ears.

Rabbit, Horse, and exceptionally ear sized beast MGs are superior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26314715
can't be top dog forever

[Anonymous No.]

>>26403962
honestly if i tweaked my fish's outfit a bit she could pull off kuu gyaru

[Anonymous No.]

>>26403991
Good idea, if I activate her protective instincts she will make sure I don't get raped by other monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26402571
>>26403962
>>26403561
>gyaru
i dont understand the appeal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26405196
Slutty girls are hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26405240
thats the part I dont understand arn't most here like purityfags?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26405196
I take any excuse for brown skin

[Anonymous No.]

>>26405261
There's a difference between being an ordinary slut and being a slut for (you).

[Anonymous No.]

>>26405273
it contrasts well with your semen that impregnates them

[Anonymous No.]

>>26405240
>>26405261
Slutty girls are hot on surface level. I wouldn't want to deal with an actual slut, but I can understand the appeal of gyaru aesthetics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26404091

[Anonymous No.]

>>26405196
>>26405261
They look and act slutty, but they aren't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26399653
>*cocks gun*
>I'm sorry, onii-chan, but can you repeat that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26403886
But she isn't a threat. How could some slutty highschooler possibly be a threat to a grown man?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>26398630
I'll take one familiar, burnt, with an extra large side of fluffy. No pickles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26406128
she knows every weak spot on your penis and will punch it with her pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>26406460
But how is this possible if she's never even seen it before?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26406531
your penis was her destiny and the shape of it was carved into her soul and her vagina as a perfect sleeve for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>26406531
Instinct. You can't beat nature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26406531
She read a book about the basics of man wrangling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26406033
I said I left my wallet in my other pants and I should go now.

[Anonymous No.]

Tsuchinoko

[Anonymous No.]

>>26406934
dumb snek

[Anonymous No.]

>>26406934
She's real

[Anonymous No.]

>https://i.imgur.com/Aw7fPS5.jpeg
i want my cock to be married with robot pussy

[Anonymous No.]

at the dog pound, gonna adopt the girl on the right, she seems very friendly!

[Anonymous No.]

>>26406934
I want her to pin me with just the passive weight of that FAT tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>26407322
I wouldn't have the heart to split them up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26407322
I'm sure the one on the left will protect me from burglars. I know they're very dominant, but if she can keep me safe, she'll have earned the right to ravage me.

[Anonymous No.]

Getting off work and doing so-and-so with your waifu,,, I need some help, /mgt/... What do I do if my favorite monster girl changes? My top 5, even, my top ten remain the same, but I feel like my number one spot has shifted, and that was my waifu... So I feel like my waifu has changed, but can rhat actuallty happen? SHOULD that actually be able to happen...? I feel like an indecisitve traitor, yet and still, the monster girl I think about the most has, without a doubt, changed...

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.]

>>26407952
>buttsniffer
Is there a better playful nickname for a troll's husbando?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26405196
Understandable, it's not a fetish for everyone

[Anonymous No.]

>>26408004
Spelunker

[Anonymous No.]

>>26406934
I really like fat tails

[Anonymous No.]

>>26407952
>Garter straps
FUCK, the ratatas told her my weakness!

[Anonymous No.]

>>26407952
>girls butts usually smell of female musk and saccharine "sweetness", so what would a trolls butt smell like? Given that Troll's whole schtick is that they have a "strong female body odor"? Would it just be feminine odor cranked up to 11?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26396967
>MGE is just a bundle of everything he loves
that has some interesting implications

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Do Oomukade have assholes? Because I have a long-standing fantasy of eating the ass of my Oomukade waifu. Also, can I get some suggestions, of which artists I should do requests for Oomukade fanart from? Anyone know of Barb is taking requests atm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26408698
What would and oomu's butthole taste like, anyway? Would it taste like their venom? Do they have venom sacs in their buttholes?

[Anonymous No.]

What's the best candy to give out for trick-or-treaters? Anything chocolate is top tier while anything chalky or hard candies besides jolly ranchers and lolipops are immediately shit tier

[Anonymous No.]

>>26408774
>>26408698
>Oomukade
this is what the cyanide tooth is for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26408774
I believe a better question would be how many pairs of fangs they have. Your pic suggests that they have venom-secreting fangs in their mouth, and I notice that they probably have the same attached to their neck, but where else? Are their tail appendages also equipped with venom sacs? Because they seem to be, and it would be awesome to kiss your waifu and have her bite your tongue with her fangs, then extend her neck stingers to bite your neck, then use her tail stingers around your crotch or chest or such.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26409070
>cyanide tooth
nani?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26409078
Ok, and that's all well and good, but my question remains: do they have buttholes!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26409070
that is just urban legend, the actual usage was a pill.
>>26409156
spy movie/novel shit where german spy bites down on a fake tooth to crush a cyanide capsule and kill himself. if you already knew this he is implying suicide is better than bug wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26409078
>>26409284
i'm with him on this, the anus is important to my sexual excitement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26409062
>trick-or-treaters

[Anonymous No.]

whats the threads stance on cunnilingus ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26409800
cunny good

[Anonymous No.]

>>26409800
>http://imgbox.com/P1O5RVhe
I want to eat pussy more than I want my dick sucked.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>26409800
dont some culture consider men performing oral sex even on a woman to be an extremely effeminate act?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26410180
Ancient Romans considered it gayer than sucking dick, although they also considered getting your dick sucked by another man a chad move.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26410180
Those sound like extremely gay cultures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26407898
This is why we need more doujins of our favorite monsters.
I'm trying my hardest to get motivation to continue on my fan comic starring my harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26409800
i'd spend hours licking my wife

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you'll never have an elf nun deepthroat you

[Anonymous No.]

>>26410180
even some people in this thread put stock in that and have called people faggots for wanting to eat their waifu out

[Anonymous No.]

>>26410568
if your wife is a centaur that kind of getting into weird terroritory

[Anonymous No.]

>>26410605
no but i'd a deer anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>26410541
of course I wouldn't I hate elves

[Anonymous No.]

>>26409800
I wanna fuck that Earth Rabbit so fucking hard. Moon Rabbits on the other hand are only good for their sex appeal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26410541
of course not.
She wouldn't be filling out her robes with a baby bump that way.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, be sure to remember that monster girls can have different accents depending on where they come from.
Texan Minos.
Louisianan Gators.
Californian Efreets

[Anonymous No.]

>>26410918
Russian Jinkos have a cute accent.

[Anonymous No.]

>Unfortunately, it looks like the search requests sent from your IP address are automated

[Anonymous No.]

>>26411155
Buddhist Jinko and Dormouse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26412146
https://youtu.be/a09qCVF-GgI

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna go into the monster girls locker room and smack a hellhounds ass

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>26413002
I love this big tiddie snek

[Anonymous No.]

>>26413002
>>26413160
Hey what if

What if

TWO snakes

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>26413520
Sounds dangerous.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I civilize wild mountain dwelling onis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26414332
turn human essence into a currency that can be extracted from semen

[Anonymous No.]

>>26414332

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>26415023
>Thinking you can hide the fact he turned a wild boy into a trap

[Anonymous No.]

>>26415287
why does she have a beak penis

[Anonymous No.]

>>26415476
it's the yellow tail of a fox being crammed inside her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26415023
You teach her to recite queen lyrics?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26407898
I consider a waifu to be a particular individual, not just a species/type. How specific was your idea of her? Did you give her a name, a personality?
If not, I wouldn't really consider that a waifu, just a strong favorite

[Anonymous No.]

>>26413160

[Anonymous No.]

>>26415925
do monster doctors rape their favorite patient?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26415925
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>26416097
It's not rape if they write a prescription for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26416197
Beat me to it

[Anonymous No.]

>>26416197

[Anonymous No.]

>>26413520
I won't accept any less than three.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26416457
I want one of every snake. If they can't find an echidna I'll swap it out with a wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26416549
Mating ball

[Anonymous No.]

>>26416457
>>26416549
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCHKKlgy4TA
is it possible for a human to survive the monster girl equivalent of a mating ball?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26416313
I'm gonna pluck a manticore's tail of all her spines while she sleeps and she'll be unable to prick me then

[Anonymous No.]

>>26416658
>quote from man pricked a lot

[Anonymous No.]

>>26412900
Anon no! Think of the poor janitor that has to clean up after that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>26416614
Define "survive"

[Anonymous No.]

>>26411155
What does the Jinko say here? It’s something like “this isn’t coffee” right?

[Anonymous No.]

i wanna clock the rate at which a bunny can slam her pelvis against mine

[Anonymous No.]

>>26408698
Sadly i dont think many of the good artists are taking requests rn. Your best bet is to look through twitter or some of the other art sites to find someone who will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26417376
Approximately 1 - 1.5 jubjubs per second depending on physique.

[Anonymous No.]

If you ever hear someone say "Fuck money" simply reply with

>Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>26417580
how many humps in 1 unit of jubjubs?

[Anonymous No.]

On one hand its really sad and tragic for a man to take his own life.
But on the other hand he'll live forever as a undead incubi.

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of case would lead a creeping coin to sexually assault a man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26418067
That's equivalent to 2.56 jabberwock jumps

[Anonymous No.]

>>26416658
I think you may need some scissors to cut the tips of the spines first, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26418875
all I gotta do is grab the spines from the side there's no way I could poke myself if I'm at least a little care- ow

[Anonymous No.]

>>26417376
According to FastFuck Studios Mist Continent Branch, bunnies are fucking men at a phenomenal 69 hellhound rape-thrusts per 10 seconds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26418647
They're a monk with a vow of poverty

[Anonymous No.]

Massiv