4,000+ replies and 20 threads, Anon. Thank you /jp/sies. But praytell...
Why the hell am I so popular. I have no idea, yet coming on here earlier, I see no less than 2 lake threads on the front page. You fools! This is what the lake wants you to do! Stop obeying it's siren-like lure! Onwards, anon, onwards...
Your cheerful smile and request for her is ignored as she kneels next to you from where you sit on the ground after the rude drop. "My day was fine, sir, but please, nothing is broken, right?" As she runs her fingers over your arms and back, you can't help but notice they are oddly soft; you would have expected more calluses from hard work as the concerned gatekeeper proceeds to look you over.
[ ] "Honestly, I am fine, Meiling; Don't worry."
[ ] "I think I might have scraped my elbows..."
[ ] "Thank you for your concern, Meiling."
[ ] "Meiling, I have to go back..." Stand up and pull away
[ ] Rush back inside without another word
[ ] Try to kiss her