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Come, arise, Seven Sisters of Purgatory.

>> No.2613092
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Lucifer of Pride, right here.
Leviathan of Envy, right here.
Satan of Wrath, right here.
Belphegor of Sloth, right here.
Mammon of Greed, right here.
Beelzebub of Gluttony, right here.
Asmodeus of Lust, right here.

Sisters of Purgatory at the ready.

>> No.2613097

Oh hey.

Someone that doesn't exist is summoning things that don't exist.

This is the least consequential thing ever.

>> No.2613099
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>>2613097

No furniture poon for you tonight.

>> No.2613101
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Parsee Mizuhashi of Envy, right here.

>> No.2613108
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>>2613101
Levianthan versus Parsee, go.

>> No.2613115

>>2613097

Because /jp/ is all about things that exist, amirite?

>> No.2613136
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Old and busted = Stakes
New hotness = Siestas

>> No.2613140
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Sexiest = Ronove

>> No.2613142

Everyone, go play with-- keep Battler entertained.

>> No.2613217

>>2613115
At least they exist in the world they're a part of.

Oh sorry Beatrice. I didn't mean to offend you.

>> No.2613221
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I am the King... of no pants.

>> No.2613348

So who is your favorite from the Sisters of Purgatory?

>> No.2613379
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>>2613136
Seriously, there's no love for the Siestas? ;_;

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>>2613097
100 hours in paint

>> No.2613474

>>2613221

Alucard, Sanae and Karen?

>> No.2613480
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Hakurei Reimu of Wrath, right here.

>> No.2613489

>>2613480
Who are you and what did you do with Satan.

>> No.2613497

>>2613480
Kanako of Pride
Parasee of Envy
Flandre of Wrath
Yukari of Sloth
Reimu of Greed
Yuyuko of Gluttony
Sanae of Lust

>> No.2613510

>>2613497
Interesting, interesting! What now, eh, Anonymooooouuuuuuuussssss?
*cackle*cackle*cackle*cackle*cackle*

>> No.2613511

>>2613497
You misspelled Aya

>> No.2613530
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>>2613497
Greed would pertain to someone who has more than enough of one thing yet wants to accumulate more. Reimu is poor to begin with, therefore, her greed is just to keep up with the Jones'.

Kaguya, on the otherhand, already has riches, treasures, and yet, sends suitors to their deaths on impossible tasks to build onto her riches. THAT is Greed, my friend.

>> No.2613536

>>2613497
Should be Yuka of Wrath
Flandre doesn't murder out of anger. It's all play to her.

>> No.2613544

>>2613530
>keep up with the Jones'.
I've heard that phrase here several times now and I still don't know what it means. Could you explain?

Kaguya of sloth, not greed. Lazy NEET.

>> No.2613567

>>2613536
Kanako of Pride
Parasee of Envy
Yuka of Wrath
Yukari of Sloth
Marisa of Greed
Yuyuko of Gluttony
Sanae of Lust

>> No.2613582
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>>2613544
>Kaguya of sloth, not greed. Lazy NEET.

LOL, NO. Pic related.

>Could you explain?
Pretty self-explanatory, really.

>> No.2613593

Cirno fits pride better

>> No.2613607
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Reimu = Greed

>> No.2613611

>>2613607
She's more lazy than greedy.

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>>2613607
I've already said this! You can't be considered greedy if you have absolutely nothing to begin with! Kaguya has everything she could ever want, and yet still wants more.

Kaguya = Greed
Raymoo = Street urchin

>> No.2613639

>>2613544

It's an old expression that doesn't get used too often anymore. Nothing to do with you, sorry.

>> No.2613695

>>2613457
Well, I am NOT an elementary school student.

Is what I would say if anyone who existed said anything.

>> No.2613751

I like... Mammon.

>> No.2614015

Next patch when? I need more of my lovey stakes.

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>>2613620
I think Kaguya is a pretty cute girl...

>> No.2614111

>>2614015

When it's done.

>> No.2614116

>>2614084
Kneel! Kneel down and lick my shoes!
*cackle*cackle*cackle*cackle*cackle*

>> No.2614161

Why does she taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalk like that aaaaaaaaaannywaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay? Is she braaaaaaaaaaaaaain damaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaged?

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>>2614161

YOU DON'T EXIST, ANONYMOUS! UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOH!


Talking like that makes people butthurt

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>>2614161
What's the matter, Anonymooooouuuuuussss? Don't like the way I taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalk?
*cackle*cackle*cackle*cackle*cackle*cackle*cackle*
Kihihihihihahahahahyahyaha...!

>> No.2614234

So with Umineko, we're supposed to explain all the murders without resorting to the excuse of "Witches exist." Is there any theory which comprehensively explains the strange stuff on Rokenjima without witches?

>> No.2614240

>>2614234
That is exactly what Battler is trying to do.

>> No.2614271

>>2614224

It would probably be really arousing, actually, if Umineko were voiced. Looking forward to the anime mainly for that reason

>> No.2614278

>>2614224
You had a stroke, didn't you?

>> No.2614288

>>2614278

>Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees?

Fuck, it's YOU again. I hate that guy.

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>>2614278
No, don't be silly.

>> No.2614301

I think Umineko is a mixture of both fantasy and mystery. Maybe magic or witches exists, but the murders were still done by humans.

>> No.2614306

>>2614234
yea there probably is. but you will have to wait until the last ep to find out. there's no way in hell anyone is going to guess it.

>> No.2614309

>>2614301
Well they do explain that Rokkenjima is a place where the borders between magic and reality have melded within the closed space. No it was no the work of Yukari, please.

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All seven sisters reporting for duty.

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>> No.2614403

>>2614384
>>2614386
Why don't you sisters go play with Battler now, yes?

>> No.2614411

>>2614384
So why do I only see six of you?

>> No.2614418

>>2614411
You can barely see the top of Lucifer's head behind all of them.

>> No.2614430
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The first Stake summoning moment. I'm sure I wasn't the only one who reacted to this with an exclimation that Nasu is a genius.

BTW I miss pre-faceturn Beato. Ep.3 was all northwind and sun, and ep.4 was all her being emo. The only real beato so far was in ep.2 and the first part of 3.

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>>2614403
Why don't you go play with your broom?

>> No.2614441
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And feel the magic

>> No.2614442

>>2614435
But I am not Jessica singing "Tsurupettan".

>> No.2614443

>>2614435
I got something she can play with, but it ain't a broom.

>> No.2614444

>>2614435
>>2614441
Why are you talking to yourself Battler?

>> No.2614451
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>>2614444

More importantly, why are we replying to a thread with a blank OP? What is this thread about, anyway?

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You guys should stop denying witches you know.

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>>2614460

Seriously, what is going on with these blank posts? Has my computer been infected by a virus or something? Is this some elaborate new form of trolling?

>> No.2614476

>>2614470
THE THREAD WAS MADE BY NONMAGICAL MEANS! THE PARTS ABOUT MAGIC WERE STUFF THAT WE CAN'T PROVE HAPPENED, BUT CAN'T PROVED DIDN'T HAPPEN BECAUSE OF THE DEVIL'S PROOF.

THEREFORE IT'S SCHRODINGER'S OP, AND CAN BE EXPLAINED BY MUNDANE MEANS!

>> No.2614480

Beato, you're the greatest. I'd be your furniture any day.

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>>2614470
What are you talking about, I'm right here. Master of Rokkenjima, Beatrice.

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>>2614476
You're full of shit.

>>2614470
Don't be ridiculous. Trolls don't exist in this world.

>> No.2614487

>>2614481
>>>/rs/You_don't_exist

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>>2614487
What are you talking about? I'm right here, in front of you.

>> No.2614521 [DELETED] 
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Prove it.

>> No.2614516

Reported mysterious poster for spamming threads by posting only a black box.

I'd ask for a nameban, but you don't have one.

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>>2614516

>> No.2614554
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I guess it's true what they say, these sorts of things ARE funnier when they're happening to somebody else!

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>>2614516
Black boxes, huh? Ihihi! What's this, somebody roleplaying a blackout? Oh this is just -golden-! What do I do now? Cast Magic Missile at it?

Oh, wait! That would be impossible, because -magic doesn't exist-! Ihihihi!

>> No.2614574

Great, as if one rpfag wasn't bad enough.

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>>2614554
You, go back to being Bernkastel's bitch.

>>2614558
You're a stupid as you look. I am the 19th person on Rokkenjima and esteemed guest on equal with Kinzo. Look at my clothes, look at my face, does it not resemble a certain PAINTING? I will be in the Honored Guest Room.

>> No.2614586

>>2614578
I don't know why, but I've got the urge to say "I've never seen a painting of a black box."

Probably nothing. LIKE MAGIC

>> No.2614591

>>2614574

One?

Don't you mean a dozen? Or even more? There's so many closet RPers on /jp/ that I'd be at a loss to correctly number them all.

herbs for offtopic metaposting, by the way.

>> No.2614597

>>>/rs/this_goes_to_a_real_file

UOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

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>>2614578
And miss seeing Lambda's bitch lose as badly as she did?

>> No.2614624

I love Umineko and all, but stop with the roleplay faggotry. Please.

>> No.2614631
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>>2614624
I'm sorry.

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>>2614624

>> No.2614636

>>2614624
I feel the same way, but as long they are using one and only one thread, they might not leak into the others.
If I remember correctly, roleplaying is still banned from /jp/

>> No.2614638

I want to be Bernkastel's bitch

damn it

>> No.2614643
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>>2614638
I don't know I don't really like Bernkastel. Or 34, she reminds me of Cirno too much.

>> No.2614646

I like your edits and the effort you put into RPing, but keep it to minimum, thanks.

>> No.2614661
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We're just bored enough to be complete faggots. What else is there to do at 2 AM? Ihihihi!

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>>2614646
Yeah so I stopped. It's 7am, I was having fun at others' expense, so I apologise.

>> No.2614667

>>2614636
/jp/ - If you report it and keeps going it's fair game/General
>>2614643
Only if Cirno was extremely fucked up when nobody is looking.

>> No.2614668

>>2614643

It's got to be better than being Beato's furniture.

>> No.2614676

>>2614646
Do you draw the line at two men? Since I can clearly see you are a woman.

>> No.2614682

Is it still considered RPing if we deny the witch?

Or is it just healthy?

>> No.2614685

>>2614668
Really? They do say Bernkastel is the cruellest of them all, but I can see where you're coming from. However, I think Beatrice treats her furniture fairly and does not really mistreat them as such. At least that was the impression I got, apart from maybe Ronove.

>> No.2614692

>>2614667
I guess it's more accurate to say she reminds me of a cross between Cirno and Flandre.

>> No.2614694

>>2614682

Wait until an Alice roleplayer comes along and squeeze to your heart's content.

Everybody wins.

>> No.2614705

>>2614694
*squeeze*
nn...

>> No.2615260

idiotic rpfags desecrating our Beato

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The thread is over. There is no punch line.

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>>2615353
Punchline delivered.

>> No.2615378

>>2615260

That's what you deserve for being rude to me when I post in Invisible Snaggle-Toothed Witch threads.

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>>2613108
But they're good friends!

>> No.2615432
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Hay guys! What going on with this thread?

>> No.2615452
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Nothing

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