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Would you?

>> No.2609109

Yeah, probably.

>> No.2609113

Nah, my hand works fine.

>> No.2609114

If she had bigger tits... maybe.

>> No.2609123

Post her naked

>> No.2609134

Cuddle up to her while falling asleep? Sure would.

>> No.2609129
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2609129

Oh god yes.

>> No.2609136

I am saving up for one currently, I have about 4 grand total so far.

>> No.2609137

>>2609129
LOLI RIPE - Objet du Desir (2007)

>> No.2609141
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>>2609136

>I am saving up for one
>I have about 4 grand

You mean that's not enough?

>> No.2609145

Damn, the legs look great.

>> No.2609151

>>2609145

I wonder if the thighs jiggle if you give them a good slap.

>> No.2609156

>>2609137
Fuck. Yes.

>> No.2609158
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>>2609151

>I wonder

I bet you do.

>> No.2609162

>>2609137
The newfags won't get this.

>> No.2609159
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>>2609141
That model costs between ¥560,000~620,000.

Have a look around:
http://www.orient-doll.com/
for prices.

>> No.2609168

I want to buy one and never even think about violating her, I would even blindfold myself when dressing her. I would just drink tea in a nice manner with her all day.

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>>2609159

Just a couple (thousand) more to go. You can do it!

>> No.2609191

Is it just me or do they look better with clothes on?

>> No.2609197

Why not just hire an escort? They'll let you dress them up like a cute doll.

>> No.2609202

>>2609197

I'd pay call girls to be my friends. I'd play board games with them.

>> No.2609211

>>2609197
pig disgusting

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>>2609162
What's there to get?
Superior album unrelated.

>> No.2609214

I actually remember watching this European film a while ago where a guy got this realistic doll after getting dumped by a girl, he eventually ended up treating it completely like a real person, it was like full of doll screwing scenes, his parents even came to see him and he acted like she was his real girlfriend.

>> No.2609219

>>2609214

Try to remember the name, please. I could use some entertainment.

>> No.2609220

>>2609214
There is a Bones episode with stuff like that too.

>> No.2609224

>>2609211
The escort, or the dress-up?

Either way, you're Japanese-media-fag, and we don't care about you.

You are filth.

Your opinions are the thoughts of trash.

You fail at life.

Commit seppuku now.

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>>2609224

>filth
>fail at life
>/jp/

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>>2609224

>> No.2609253
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>>2609214
Could be - Lars and the Real Girl? Except the parents are dead in that flick.

The really roney loner protagonist in that movie reminded me so much of a /jp/ Anonymous ;_;.

>> No.2609262

>>2609253

Thank you very much.

>> No.2609261

>>2609224
Welcome to /jp/

>> No.2609277

>>2609159

What's that girl's name? I can't seem to find it. Most of them look creepy.

>> No.2609285

>>2609197

The doll doesn't leave once you run out of money.

>> No.2609292

I'll just go into cold storage until android lolis come out thanks.

>> No.2609297

Can you have anal sex with them?

>> No.2609306

>>2609297

What's the point if they don't poop from there?

>> No.2609315

>>2609159
I could afford that model with everything I have in the bank, but if I lost my job tomorrow I'd surely die. Seems worth it.

>> No.2609316

>>2609297

As far as I know, no.

>> No.2609321

Those eyes staring at you while you do her. Judging you. Mocking you.

>> No.2609317

>>2609202
Me too; I'd end up paying for a hot, steamy night of chitchat over good coffee

>> No.2609325

>>2609315
>Seems worth it

The spirit of /jp/ lives on...

>> No.2609333

>>2609321
Because she alone knows the truth about you. About your entire existence.

>> No.2609336

Is it weird that I masturbate to their pictures?

>> No.2609339

>>2609336
No

>> No.2609354

>>2609333

Suddenly 6,000 dollars, American, doesn't sound too bad.

>> No.2609358

>>2609354

Only if they have realistic assholes. If they don't... well... it's way too expensive.

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>>2609333

Would you like a bagel?

>> No.2609370
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2609370

Silly me, I forgot to turn off the oven.

>> No.2609378

Are they made with love?

>> No.2609389

I love coming on /jp/ every now and then, it's satisfying and reassuring to realise that there are people far more fucked up than me out there.
Enjoy fucking your expensive-as-fuck fleshlight.

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>>2609378

Naturally.

>> No.2609395

>>2609389
Enjoy fucking your real woman, faggot.

>> No.2609396

>>2609389

Sour grapes

>> No.2609397

One too many dimensions.

>> No.2609399

>>2609395

Aren't real women considerably more expensive?

>> No.2609407

>>2609389
You think people pathetic enough to make these threads are going to be provoked by such shit trolling?

>> No.2609411

>>2609389
>Enjoy fucking your expensive-as-fuck fleshlight.

Perhaps the same could be said of vaginas.

>> No.2609415

>>2609389
>every now and then
Confirmed as first time.

>> No.2609419

>>2609361
>>2609370
>>2609387

I'd pay just to look at them

>> No.2609418

>>2609411
I doubt a realdoll ever made you breakfast after you fucked it.

>> No.2609421
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>>2609399
Of course. And a real women will emotionally rip you apart.

A life sized doll really is the best option for the roney Anonymous

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>>2609418

I'd stop eating breakfast for this

>> No.2609450

>>2609202
I'd so do that. They'd be talking about you for 50 years.

>> No.2609452

>>2609418

Going out for breakfast is cheaper than dating a woman the night before.

>> No.2609453

>>2609445

I'd get a job for her

;_;

>> No.2609459

Will Customs even allow those underage-looking ones?

>> No.2609460

>>2609445
hhhhhnnnnnnnggggg

>> No.2609464

>>2609459
They are all over 18.

>> No.2609466

>>2609459

I'm assuming yes, since KanojoToys takes orders for them.

>> No.2609469

>>2609452
PROTIP: You don't have to date a woman every time you want to fuck her. You just call her up and have her come over.
Fucking virgins don't know anything about anything.

>> No.2609481

>>2609450
I did something similar once. When I asked the girl if she thought it was strange (or if she believed me) that I hired her just do to random stuff with me and not actually have sex she said it happens more often.

>> No.2609497

>>2609481
More often that what?

>> No.2609501

>>2609497

More often than you realize.

>> No.2609512

I wonder when they'll start putting motors under the skin for more varied facial expressions.

>> No.2609529
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>>2609512
Wouldn't be that hard.

>> No.2609535

>>2609202

Wasn't that a Dollhouse episode?

>> No.2609540

>>2609535

I don't know... I don't watch that show (?). I'm not even familiar with it.

>> No.2609543

>>2609529

Looks expensive.

>> No.2609572

>>2609540

Not going to elaborate since it isn't /jp/, but the tl;dr version is that the Dollhouse is a place where you can hire "dolls" to do anything you want, for the right price. Anything you want. Anything. Yes, including what you're thinking right now. If you can afford it.

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