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>"I'll take the bite."
>Anon, on becoming a Were-Hakutaku

So, you are now the delicious werecow.

Do you let people your horns? Just curious.

>> No.2607805

I'd my own horns.

>> No.2607808

People what my horns? You left out a crucial word in that sentence and it has confused me.

>> No.2607810

CAVE Mokotan every full moon

>> No.2607812
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2607812

I'd rather these horns.

>> No.2607818

AWESOME

>> No.2607821

what the fuck is a were-hakutaku

>> No.2607822

I'm not in the mood right now, Arc. (・__・ )

>> No.2607823

We already have that 'horns' in the crouch.

>> No.2607825

>>2607801
Did you mean were-bull? Because obviously, there are obviously no girls here.

>> No.2607830

>>2607821

Person who becomes a Hakutaku on the full moon.

>> No.2607842

If my wife suddenly had horns I would be hard pressed to not spend time finding new ways to her horns.

>> No.2607847

>>2607842

Fuck you, Keine is mai waifu, not yours.

>> No.2607854

>>2607847
you can have keine, i'll take my real life 3d wife thank you.

>> No.2607856

>>2607847

No, shes mine, fuck off

>:(

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>>2607825

Yes, and knowing that there are only men on the internet, I typed "werecow".

There will be some Changes involved, of course. Or did you think the only thing that happened to you was a pair of horns and a tail every so often?
Goodness, no. Deciding to become the werecow is an Undertaking of some size.

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No. Most certainly not. If you let someone your horns, everyone else is going to want to your horns as well, and - well - you can see where that's snowballing to.

Although maybe... maybe, just once. Once in a while. If it was someone special...

>> No.2607884

Depends on who they are and how hard they my horns.

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>>2607822

You got a headache or something?

>> No.2607920

but.... bulls have horns, not cows...

>> No.2607925
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>>2607920

Actually the hakutaku is closer to a big cat.

>> No.2607931

Look at it this way.

On most browsers, you can bring up your browsing history by pressing Control-H. (No, this is not going to become a discussion of werecows.) On Firefox, this brings up a sidebar that shows up on the left side of the window. If you put your mouse over the edge of the sidebar, the cursor will turn into a different kind of arrow. By clicking and dragging it, you can move the edge of the sidebar back and forth. You are, to put it another way, manipulating the border between the normal window and the history window. By moving the mouse, you can increase the portion of the window devoted to either part. In a more extreme view of this situation, you're increasing or decreasing the amount of existence the sidebar has.

Now, let's apply this idea to something more abstract. Look out your window. If you don't live in a highly urbanized area, you should be able to see the horizon. Think of this as the border between the land and the sky. The land and sky are obviously distinguishable thanks to this boundary. Now, if you were to "drag" the sash between the sky and the land, or to manipulate the border between land and sky, you would end up causing the sky to become larger and the land to become smaller, or vice versa. An effect of this might be to cause something that was just on the ground to suddenly be hundreds of feet in the air. Truly a frightening situation to be in. So, look at it this way - manipulating the border between two physical things shifts whatever balance there is in the interaction between those things. Alternatively, by manipulating the border between two things, you can change the manner in which they exist.

>> No.2607944

Still, this isn't *that* abstract, since it's still dealing with real things in the real world. Many believe that in this world, there are those things that are true, and those that obviously aren't. This divides reality into two extremes: truth and falsehood. But, since we have two extremes, logically one can imagine a boundary between those two extremes - the border between truth and lies. If one were to manipulate this border, suddenly things that were pure fantasy (flying pigs, for the sake of argument) have become reality - or things from reality have ceased to exist. This is how Yukari is said to have invaded the moon - by manipulating the border between truth and lies, as applied to the reflection of the moon on a pond, she was able to make the reflection of the moon into a manifestation of the actual moon, and so send her youkai army onto it. This is what's truly amazing about Yukari's power - the ability to manipulate the border between completely abstract concepts allows her to fundamentally change reality as we know it (at least in terms of two abstract concepts).

>> No.2607946

Everything is so sexualized, sigh.

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>>2607931

That makes sense, but sounds more like the crawling chaos' domain.

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>>2607822

Said to look like gigantic lions.

The cow epithet just comes from the fandom...

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>>2607947

Or perhaps they saw this.

>> No.2607962

>>2607931
>>2607944
I had lost that pasta, thanks for posting it again.

>> No.2607967

>>2607860

Half of /jp/ wishes to be the female. I, for one, would go through with it for that alone. Being half-youkai on top of that would just be gravy.

Also, aren't hakutakus supposed to look freaky as shit? Keine claims she undergoes a "complete transformation," but she looks ten percent at most. Should we assume her EX-form is moe-filtered for the sake of the player, or that ZUN hakutakus are moe, or that being a were-hakutaku limits the changes to horns and stuff?

>> No.2607969

Anyways, >>2607955, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
Yosinoya should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce."
Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra sauce"?
Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra green onion.
That's right, extra green onion. This is the vet's way of eating.
Extra green onion means more green onion than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>2607955, should just stick with today's special.

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2607977

Keine's true form.

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>>2607967
>>2607967

A lot of things that should be scary and horrifying to behold are moe in Gensokyo. It's safe to assume you won't look too strange.

>> No.2608005

>>2607967
Aya is a tengu, yet she doesn't have a penis-shaped nose.

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>>2607977

What on earth...?

Okay, now that's one odd coincidence. I've seen pretty much exactly that same creature before, but in an entirely different context.
Called a city golem, basically an artificial beast imbued with the "shed skin" of a city, ie. memories of inhabitants that have either died or moved on and buildings that have been torn down. About a meter and a half tall, black, shaggy, unproportionally large thighs and a lot of flesh under the chin. Appears in a Swedish comic from a few years back; as far as I know it hasn't been released anywhere else.
Curious coicidence.

>> No.2608018

>>2608005
Says you.

>> No.2608058

>>2607977
I'd all over that

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>>2608018
>>2608005


GENTLEMEN.

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>>2607946

... but even in GRIMDARK Gensokyo, 29 days of the month Keine is a plain, gentle, slightly dull but respectable history teacher who hangs with that chick living in the woods.

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2608069

>>2608005
>>2608018
>>2608063

Chen-tlemen.

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>>2608063
>>2608069
>>2608018
>>2608005

Duuuudes.

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2608088

Why are you quoting yourself repeatedly.

>> No.2608097

>>2608066
That looks like the good life. I fail to see how that is dull.

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>>2608097

Oh, she's just a dull teacher. I mean, she has to headbash the students to keep their attention.
As for the rest of it, I'd kill for that sort of life - if I wasn't already living one much like it.

>>2608088

Think sudden exposure to 21st century may have broken the princess' fragile little immortal killing machine mind. I'm sure it's just temporary.

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>>2608129
Perhaps perhaps.

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>>2608159

That, or maybe liquid courage.

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2608182

There's just something about Keine that makes her damn sexy.

>> No.2608185

>>2608172
I sadly do think that most of /jp/ would be the "annoying poster" type when drinking.

Also sharing a scarf is very impractical.

>> No.2608187
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2608187

This is a werehataku in 100% form.

>> No.2608192

>>2608182
That's pretty cute. Mokou's face is drawn in an ideal way, in my eyes.

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>>2608185

It certainly is impractical, at least if you're going somewhere.
But if you were Mokou, would you really want to be anywhere else?

>> No.2608202

>>2608194
>if you were Mokou

Well I like the cold and she probably doesn't. But I like small shacks with presumed tea and soup, so that will do.

>> No.2608206

*runs into thread*

I FUCKED YOU'RE KEINES!

*runs out of thread*

>> No.2608216

>>2608185
Its impractical, but its nice and forces the other person to stay cuddled close to you. In the end that's all that really counts.

Also, some of us never really sober up.

>> No.2608217

>>2608206

>I FUCKED

You are?

>YOU'RE KEINES

We are?

So, apparently everyone in this thread is Keine. Are we Keine talking to herself, or are we all werehakutaku? HMMM.

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>> No.2608252

>>2608217
Reading "I fucked" as "I am fucked" makes you as stupid as him.

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>>2608217

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