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The nobility of Flandre Scarlet.

>> No.26051764

What kind of person finds this body type attractive?

>> No.26051783

Most ethics philosophers and artists in history. Not even kidding, people just pretend their opinion on the matter doesn't exist to not taint their reputations.

>> No.26051812


>> No.26052733
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Flan can take whatever she wants from me, I don't mind.

>> No.26052871

Cumming deep inside Flan!

>> No.26052897

flan is slute

>> No.26053134
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Healthy adult males

>> No.26053679

Respect Flan, or else.

>> No.26053857

The flatness of Flandre Scarlet. Ahh~

>> No.26058054

I don't think I would live long enough to enjoy it

>> No.26060689

Stop posting, Sanae

>> No.26060710

I like flatties and well endowed. I don't discriminate against chest size unless it's fake- plastic surgery.

>> No.26061699
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Holy prone bone breeding creampie while bearhugging her and telling her to get pregnant!


>> No.26062934

i wanna taste Flandre's flan

>> No.26087001

i love you flan chan

>> No.26087208
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Sakuya is so lucky

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>> No.26101158

embarrassing reddit-level meme

>> No.26103795

Me too
Flat is good, and so are slovenly, cow-like bodies
In the middle is kind of boring

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>> No.26105580
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Middle is great too

>> No.26106749
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Flan's cute tummy!

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Magical Gril Flandre is the saviour Gensoukyou needs

>> No.26118148

>petite adult woman with a japanese cartoon face

>> No.26118179
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i love flan!

>> No.26118372

I want to make it big and round!

>> No.26118565
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Don't sexualize Flan! She has always been pure and innocent. Sakuya wouldn't want her Flan or Remilia to be seen under these lewd terms that you degenerates have made upon this thread.

>> No.26118629

i will fuck flan

>> No.26118646

hell yeah

>> No.26118662
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You can't keep them to yourself forever Sakuya

>> No.26118754
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Just admit you can't handle competition, Sakuya-chan.

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>> No.26127906

shut your mouth sanae
nobody needs cum all over the place

>> No.26128147

I want to hold her hand!

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>> No.26128540

Better being a slut than being a pathetic virgin like her sister.

>> No.26128754

Anal doesn't count

>> No.26143882

Said nobody ever, Sanae.
Nobody wants an unvirgin, even if they're seen as nobility.

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>> No.26150417

Oh my god, OH MY GOD!

>> No.26150481

what happened anon, what's the emergency!?

>> No.26151197

The nobility of Flandre's feet!

>> No.26151405
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Why are people calling flan a slut? she's a literal shut-in NEET!

>> No.26152356

If /jp/ is anything to go by, shut-in NEETs are huge perverts.

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>> No.26152454

I wish there is more doujin that depict Flandre as neet. It seem everyone forgot that Flandre grounded herself VOLUNTARILY and and Scarlet mist was just elaborated plan to make Flan get out from her basement.

>> No.26173242
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"Middle" is my absolute upper limit to sexualizing boobs. Anything larger, it just looks hilarious and/or disgusting and my penis can't take it seriously.

>> No.26173489
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I have nothing against big breasted girls, but anything bigger than this doesn't arouse me.

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At least Patchouli will have a friend

>> No.26175439

That would be something to read.

>> No.26175627

I like Rumia better.

>> No.26221608

Then go to the rumia thread

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And who are you to decide that?

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>> No.26286672

Yes. Adults like that exist in Japan. Believe it or not

>> No.26298476
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>Flan worrying about potentially having put on bellyfat
that's pretty adorable

Though one has to wonder if she ever gets chastised by the other occupants of the mansion for seemingly being very eager to show her stomach off so shamelessly at the drop of a hat. After all, her and her fellow SDMees have a certain public image to uphold.

>> No.26306923

... they're the same person

>> No.26340713

That's not true.
At least Flandre actually has a brain.

>> No.26340819
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bad flan causing respiratory virus with her smelly feet. Try not to breathe.

>> No.26341299

Flandre is a wererumia, a creature that becomes really dumb when hit by sunlight.

>> No.26341368

Rumia is proto-wereFlan
Too stupid to do anything.

>> No.26341886

I can't help it. I inhaled Flan's feet spores a few years ago and they took root in my lungs. I can't breathe normal air for long periods now without coming back regularly to breathe Flan's foot smell.

>> No.26342200
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how did you know her feet give off smell spores? And yes by the way you need her scent to survive now since your lungs are acclimated to it.


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Flan is STUPID! Baka Flan! Flaka!

>> No.26343391

I cannot get mad at Flan
It's impossible

>> No.26348278

What if she enters your room in the middle of the night and bites your neck while you're asleep?

>> No.26348338
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you will be her slave forever

>> No.26363565

I would be pretty upset.
But I'll battle her for my humanity and end up like Araragi.

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>> No.26367147

also me

>> No.26367580

I just nutted to Flan-chan getting ravaged (and imagining the faceless male was myself)

>> No.26388982
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flan is very self conscious about her body

>> No.26389108
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obviously flan needs a bf to take her mind off things like that

she should instead by worrying if shes going to get beat today or if she'll survive giving birth to triplets and such

>> No.26389617

It's cute sexy for me.

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>> No.26393044
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Little Flan secret smile-y smile smile~

>> No.26417315

Wi~de Flan!

>> No.26447222

How would Flan-chan's butt feel on my face ???

>> No.26447679
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Flanbutt is not to be underestimated!

>> No.26449748
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Does anyone know where this Flan outfit is from? it's nice

>> No.26450150
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A disgusting lolikon, that's who!

>> No.26450183

This, but I also dislike unnaturally large cow tits.

>> No.26451049
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Rude. I'm not disgusting.

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>> No.26516339

I can't get over his Flan redesign.
It's weird to me.

>> No.26549704
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flan's flans

>> No.26555247

Oppai loli is a wonder.
It's unnatural.
I mean all of that in a neutral sense.

>> No.26556154


>Oppai loli
Oppai "lolis" are not real lolis.

>> No.26556343

That's what it's labeled as. That's what it's known by. It's weird.

>> No.26561913

Sources please!

>> No.26562419

Tanned vampire

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>> No.26578737
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based and boobpilled

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I want to make an estimation underneath Flandre Scarlet!

>> No.26585284

It should just say "It's okay to like oppai." Loli and oppai are mutually exclusive.

>> No.26597500
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The answer is B.

>> No.26630551

The universal answer is C

>> No.26653765
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Acceptable but not in the center of my strike zone.

>> No.26672618 [DELETED] 

post tomorrow. Thursday or Saturday if you want to make you're return dude.

>> No.26735266
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t u m m y

>> No.26749528

I guess Remi is the Queen if Flan is the Princess.

>> No.26800788

Flan threads are always unorthodox.
There's three different types I can think of off the top of my head.

>> No.26851519
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>> No.26855756

you're missing an L

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God I want to jam my face between her cowtits and inhale deeply

>> No.26879442

what is the term for this where you can see their butt through their thighs?

>> No.26903851

Thats just thigh gap.

>> No.26912996

Butt fangs.

>> No.26944412

Flandre style

>> No.26944710

I don't think that's an actual tag.

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>> No.27020679

Put laevateinn away flan

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>> No.27068915

Either Remi is interested or she doesn't like Flan too much.

>> No.27089428

Who said I didn't respect Flan? I'm just weary of her.

>> No.27130427
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>> No.27131672
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Flandre, you are best Touhou. Your feet need to BREATHE.

>> No.27131752

A Fully Naked Flan!

>> No.27132233
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>> No.27132558

>exposed foot
oh no, my chest feels all stuffy now for some reason.

>> No.27132726

That's just your moldy ass house.

>> No.27132806

Just take deep breaths and allow the foot spores to take root in your lungs.

>> No.27133284
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the what?

>> No.27133668

does it count as being slut if you don't get the opportunity to act on your perversions?

>> No.27136726

Don't listen to him Flan, he's a retard.

>> No.27145876
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>> No.27169013

Why yes I do like vampire cunny.

>> No.27202374
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>> No.27221954
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>> No.27244118
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Nobility means nothing when you have nobody to rule over

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>> No.27325076
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What is this

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Apparently this is from Lost World.
The original image is like 20MB

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>> No.27388686 [DELETED] 

The nobility of YASSY

>> No.27393859

God dammit YASSY, Flan is for hugs and fugs, not eats.

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What is she looking at?

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>> No.27434617

Wait, did Flan just die? Baku consume people in their dreams.
Cute Rumia though.

>> No.27435196

Still better than his scat doujins.

>> No.27435255

That one non-YASSY doujin where Seija gets buttfucked.

>> No.27508687

A washing machine. The one with a glass door on it.
Spinning round and round. She is easily entertained.

>> No.27508961

Flan prone bone!

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>> No.27560777

I want to taste Flan!

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>> No.27585317

Do not eat eat the flan

>> No.27588034
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I will eat eat the flan flan

>> No.27609697

You will not eat eat the Flan

>> No.27633361

Flan's small, unsoiled womb...

>> No.27664559

Are you trying to sound like a lolicon, or are you depressed? That much I'd understand.

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I have ate ate the flan flan

>> No.27681482
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You monster

>> No.27685053

the sources for this would be interesting

>> No.27710917

Make it five

>> No.27710990

Based on what?

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>> No.27780664

>be 2009
>be on some vidia forum
>some guy linked to a song in youtube
>song was catchy and upbeat
>background was a blonde anime girl on bathtub full of red flower petals
>girl was Flandre
>2020 and still haven't found the song
That song is one my lost internet white whales. I still remember some of the comments on that video:
"01 - 3:18 eargasm"
"Flandre is cute and can kill you!"
The lyrics of the song were fast and playful, not quite rap-like but very harmonic and pleasant to look at.

Please help me out. I have looking for that song for more than a decade.

>> No.27781204
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idk but i spent months looking for this song (which i only like because it shows flan with sharp toenails)

>> No.27782924

That's not the song. The one I heard many years ago had lyrics right at the beginning. The lyrics were more like fast upbeat talking instead of actual singing.
Thanks for trying anon.

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ruh roh

>> No.27787674

Is it this?

>> No.27812152

That is not the song I'm looking for.
Thanks anon.

>> No.27812271

Is that ace symbol what I think it is?
I knew Yassy liked scat, but I didn't think it was this serious.

>> No.27812394

You only have yourselves to blame for pushing such shit memes. For someone who knows nothing about what happens overseas, your shit memes make it into the fanworks. Heck, there's regular scat threads on /gif/. You can check once every 6 months like I do and there's always one there.

>> No.27812641

>You only have yourselves to blame for pushing such shit memes
I've almost never seen people post that kind of garbage around here, and when they did, it was heavily criticized.
It was probably Twitter's fault. From what I heard, the western part of Twitter is much worse than you can imagine. And with jap artists moving in droves to that accursed piece of shit, it's only going to get worse.

>> No.27812993

Wasn't even talking about what is posted on /jp/.
That shit was rampant before it was banned or moved to /trash/. Games I used to play became unbearable due to the shitposting and constant ban evasion.

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This tag. There's practically nothing.

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>> No.27902340

OK, so set it on fire right then and there. Take a lighter to it and break the artist's fingers for making it

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>> No.27979892

Why she never appeared again ever ever?

>> No.27979970

feet too smelly. Melts lungs

>> No.27998222

please please please please please please kill yourself out of jp for good

>> No.27998394

She appeared in side materials, she's even in the new satori manga, albeit as a side character.

>> No.27998482

Just give Flan-chan's smelly unwashed feet a try, Anon. You can start off with small sniffs until you work up to larger, lung-filling inhalations.

>> No.27998658

You could always try putting a bullet in your head.
Don't worry, it's just like Danmaku. You'll respawn.

>> No.27999115

Fuck off, retard, no one likes your shitposting

>> No.28041630

Me playing a game I've been into for a while; dominating the noobs as they attempt to phase me.

>> No.28041879
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Feet Sign 「495 Years Without A Single Wash」

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thank for spreading the foot pneumonia meme.

The feetability *cough* of flandre scarlet.

>> No.28042148

「N. SIGN」〜 糞 Post Award.

>> No.28042664

I could never capture this card. The pain in my lungs was always too distracting.

>> No.28042778
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ah you get used to it. Use mask if you need to.

>> No.28095779

Wasn't that a flash game? I remember seeing it somewhere.

>> No.28097422

More noble if she's fully naked.

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>> No.28194448

How can she be one if she can only be outside at night?

>> No.28243604

god help me

>> No.28244143

Why is pudding-chan holding a cake?

>> No.28246386
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It's okay she has a lot of HP

>> No.28246556

She made it with Sakuya. It is one of her greatest accomplishments.

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Flan's cooking surely can only get better!

>> No.28291274

It will once she learns the basics...

>> No.28296565

Ahh, I wanna violently thrust into Remi's cunny, pull out, and then cum inside Flan-chan!

>> No.28296565,1 [INTERNAL] 

just woke up to a 3 day for GR5
Meido, y

>> No.28350226

will Flan ever be a playable character?

>> No.28435778

Never. Flan is a neet who rather chill in the basement with Marisa.

>> No.28456084

what did he mean by this?

>> No.28505498

well could she show up in a game again sometime?
It's sad that we never see her again

>> No.28555615

a game? why not just give her her own game?

>> No.28555911

She was in the Satori manga

>> No.28608663

I disagree. Sunlight is the NEET's greatest weakness. Becoming a vampire involuntarily would mean sunlight becomes suicide.
NEETs are notorious for low mental states, so at the drop of a ZUN hat, a NEET can open the blinds and turn to dust. Ending their misery.

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flan can get rid of the sun instantly if she wanted

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Is that supposed to be a bad thing?

>> No.28608982

you want to be her feet stool?

>> No.28609041 [DELETED] 

Who wouldn't?

>> No.28609077

Who wouldn't

>> No.28609080
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>> No.28629142

She can, but she then runs into a problem that was highlighted for vampires in the TES:V Dawnguard storyline.
Removing the sun, or otherwise obliterating it in Flan's case, would draw more attention to the Vampire(s). The masses would stop at nothing to reinstate order in the chaos bestown upon them through the selfishness of one (woman- Flan). Reimu and the others would be up in arms if the sun disappeared one day when it wasn't scheduled for an end for another few hundred million years. Without the sun, there are fewer to no trees meaning less oxygen.
No sun, no crops. That means less food.
No food. --> fewer humans.
Fewer humans --> Less food for the youkai. Humans dropping dead at an abnormal rate would directly effect the natural order of things in Gensokyo. Flan would be putting everyone in danger just to stop a single NEET. I know jokes about her mental state are often made, but that's the least educated thing she could do. Everyone would have their crosshairs on the SDM regardless of who it is directed toward because of her little stunt.
It wouldn't be in Flan's best interest to make the sun go pop, even if she can with relative ease. Besides, Sakuya can probably just rewind time and stop it from happening which nulls basically everything.

>> No.28635830
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How does one go about marrying a vampire?

>> No.28636711

fake pic. Those flowers should be wilted from her feet smell.

>> No.28637139

A vampire in a Church feels wrong

>> No.28637224

What if it was a pagan church?

>> No.28641520

>A vampire in a Church
You should read that doujin where Koakuma prays to God.

>> No.28642897

Hopefully she's repenting from her sins.

>> No.28672827

I think she was praying for Patchouli. I can't remember but I'll see if I can find it.

>> No.28678350

made to be snuggled

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That just raises more questions

>> No.28679729

Can't find it, but I think it was non h.
It's short.

>> No.28686243

by big hugs and deep chu~

>> No.28745410

What the fuck are you talking about?

>> No.28745808

It's not worth looking into, post Flan.

>> No.28745886

The normal way, but the morality of a human marrying a vampire is called into question. A human marrying a human that later becomes a vampire would fall outside of that I assume.

>> No.28748817

What's the point in having morality if I can't marry Flan? It's not worth following the rules then.

>> No.28750671

>Queen of Spades tattoo

>> No.28750970

Vampires are seen as unholy beings, heck, just look at Remilia's self proclaimed title and the longrunning theme of Vampires and the church.

You're taking something holy, and you're doing it with something deemed unholy for hundreds of years. It's conflicting no matter how I look at it.

>> No.28765478

she was in shoot the bullet for like 2 spellcards

>> No.28817410

I forgive her.

>> No.28851080

Anyone willing to repent is worthy of forgiveness.

>> No.28910995

In a fangame, maybe.

>> No.28964029

Wait, is that blood?

>> No.28997913

He wants to bully the Remiry

>> No.29033018

You are now aware of this.
Too lewd.

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>> No.29173827

A magic trick.

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What time is it? It's Flan's time.

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>> No.29294141

Not him, but Lewis Carrol was a cunnyseur.

>> No.29294170

Holy shit anon, does your back hurt from your cock being so massive?

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>mfw this thread

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>In the middle is kind of boring
What the fuck did I just read

>> No.29321278

i wish the normalfaggots leave already

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Meiling and Flandre are lovers.

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>> No.29408752

yo, something isn't right.

>> No.29418791

the nobility of flandre scarlet

>> No.29438139

telracs erdnalf fo ytilibon eht

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>> No.29510250

I hope Flan doesn't grow up to be like this...

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The natural talent of Flandre Scarlet

>> No.29570567

Vampires don't age physically. She's fine

>> No.29576529

>Vampires don't age physically
Tell that to my ex-wife

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>> No.29584836

Shut up you have never been married you degenerate fuck

>> No.29610793

He sounds bitter enough for it to be genuine.

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>> No.29639762

Shut up, I thought I was married to Flan, but it turns out it was just one of the Four-of-a-Kind and she just disappeared one day, but I still have to pay alimony to Flan, eventhough my wife is gone.

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Wanna continue?

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>> No.29773733

What the fuck am I looking at

>> No.29782795

Oh no, Flan has flanally realized that her family is rich and is starting to throw her weight around!

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No Flan, no!

>> No.29870900

I can't believe Reimu is fucking dead.

>> No.29871982

Imagine dating Remi for months, then breaking up with her after having sex with Flan just once.

>> No.29873233

Just ignore the image. Am I the only one seeing this shit?

>> No.29891719

What, the self hosted ad they put up now? Yea

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I'm sorry, Remi. I only dated you 'cause I thought Flan was out of my league. But it turns it it was you who was out of mine.

>> No.29892772

>Not dating them both, at the same time.

>> No.29900638

No, that's not what I meant, look below tags.

>> No.29900690

I only enjoy flatties if they have hips to make up for it.
Otherwise they just look like kids.

>> No.29909388

>Otherwise they just look like kids.
Yes, and...?

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Reminds me of the Flan MMD where she was dancing to something. I can't remember the song or if it got uploaded to NND or YT.
The stage is the same I believe.
It's worth a watch if you come across it.

>> No.29949189

>>The stage is the same I believe.
The same as pic related.

>> No.29980379

Small chest and nice hips is a good combination. If you have neither, you just rolled snake eyes on the genetic lottery.

>> No.29980425

>If you have neither
If you have a small chest and no hips I mean.

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I thought this video was gone forever when I couldn't found it on nico, but I found it again

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>> No.30002655

I like it

>> No.30038480

What OP is it based on?

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Flan is the superior Scarlet

>> No.30080859

The superior Scarlet shouldn't be bullying her sister.

>> No.30095315

the inferior Scarlet is only getting what she deserves

>> No.30100465

Madoka Magica, somehow it feels appropiate

>> No.30134973

>Madoka Magica
I'll probably have to rewatch that as well.

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F-Flan-chan? I-is there something on my face...?

>> No.30136260

Flan-chan! Y-your clothes...!

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Thanks for coming Flan!

>> No.30199358

Everyone on this site.

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her feet spores will get in our lungs. Put them away.

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>> No.30252527

Her feet spores will get in our lungs. Tell her to take the other sock off!

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what are you insane? It's getting harder to breathe now.

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>> No.30259916

Flan loves her sister.

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>> No.30266867

I want a shirt like that