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260333 No.260333 [Reply] [Original]

So I heard you like bodies of water larger and deeper than a pond.

>> No.260335

Fuck you China

No one loves you

>> No.260336

I am fond of your vagina, yes.

>> No.260337
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>>260335

>> No.260340
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>>260336

>> No.260342

>>260340
Are you serious~ ?

>> No.260345

>>260337

What he means is we did love you then you pushed us away when we tried to comfort you. Bitch.

>> No.260350

Tits or GTFO.

>> No.260353
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>>260345
You were unfaithful!

>> No.260359

Tsundere for each other?!

>> No.260362

>>260353

Well duh, i'd choose Flandre over you any day

>> No.260364

>>260359
I'm imagining a Yandere China and a Tsundere Anonymous.

...

Oh lord, the lulz.

>> No.260365
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>>260362
You would? Hmmm.

>> No.260370

You made anon commit suicide. You should know we're a bunch of tsun-tsun bastards with changing tastes. Now we don't have any continues left.

Dammit, why are you the only romancible person in Gensokyo? ;_; Maybe Remi as well, but that's risky. Everyone else is too immature to see our advances, or is just a frigid bitch (I'm looking at you, Sakuya).

>> No.260375

>>260340
How's about we go for a swim? >:3

>> No.260377

>>260370
Well, Anon hasn't exactly met Alice yet. There may still be hope for a GOOD END.

>> No.260381
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>>260370
No worries Anonymous you still have one more chance to get a happy end go for it!

>> No.260385

What happened yesterday?

>> No.260384
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>>260375
"Last one in the Scarlet Devil Lake is a rotten egg... Anonymous? Anon? ANONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!" ;__;

>> No.260386
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>>260362
China is sad.

>> No.260391
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>>260370

You can work your magic sloppy hambeast charms on:
Keine
Yukari (Hahaha)
Reisen (Unlikely)
China
Alice (Maybe)
Sanae
POSSIBLY Wriggle.

>> No.260401

>>260391

We can't fly, so we're stuck at the SDM until further notice. Even assuming we leave, we can only go so far, and if Cirno flies us out, she'll just take us to the Forrest of Magic or somewhere else we'll probably die, not the Lunar Kingdom or the Human Village.

>> No.260405

>>260370
We could try to romance Keine, we've only been gone half a day so its not like she would've forgotten us. Besides she hasn't killed us yet, which is more than I can say about China.

>> No.260413

>>260405

We killed ourselves. China was just a factor in that.

>> No.260420

>>260405
China never killed us. Our being schizo assholes did it when we lost the chance for CHINA END

>> No.260422
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260422

>>260420
Meiling loves Anonymous! She just has problems showing it!

>> No.260426
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260426

Qinghai Lake, historically known as Kokonor (from the Mongolian name), is a salt lake situated in the province of Qinghai, and is the largest lake in China. It is located about 100 km west of the provincial capital of Xining at 3,205 m (10,515 feet) above sea level in a depression of the Tibetan Plateau in the former Tibetan province of Amdo. Twenty-three rivers and streams empty into Qinghai Lake. The lake is 5,694 km², or 2,278 square miles large (some sources say 4,635 km²) but shrinking, and 360 km (220 miles) in circumference. Despite its salinity, it has an abundance of fish, such as the edible huángyú.

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260447

Anon's a cool guy. He didn't say China let him in. This could end bad for her if you know what I mean.

>> No.260450

>>260391
DO NOT WANT ADULT WRIGGLE

>> No.260453

>>260385
>>260385
Anonymous meets Remilia after Flandre finds him. When asked how he got into Scarlet Devil Mansion, he simply replied that he swam. After tea and agreeing to remain at SDM temporarily as Flandre's new toy, the younger sister goes to sleep. Being the fearless lad that he is, he enters the kitchen to make some eggs for the fairy and gatekeeper. Relieved he managed to survived Meiling and Cirno happily accept the eggs offered to them. After relaying his experiences of near death at the hands of the mansions head maid and little devil, Cirno is eager to take Anonymous elsewhere. Anonymous explains that he can't leave and Cirno departs for the day, saying she will come back for Anon the following day and dropping him on the ground. A concerned China asks if Anon is hurt, but he assures her he is fine and says he'll need to get back in, worried of what Flandre will do when her new toy has gone AWOL. On his way back, he takes another glance at the gatekeeper and decides to go to the gate to apologize.

Left with nothing else to say to the dejected gatekeeper, Anon attempted to give her a hug. Surprised by this gesture, Meiling shoves him back into the mansion. Anon, overwhelmed with grief from Meiling rejecting him, decides to end it all in the cold embrace of the lake.

>> No.260470

>>260385
Anonymous meets Remilia after Flandre finds him. When asked how he got into Scarlet Devil Mansion, he simply replied that he swam. After tea and agreeing to remain at SDM temporarily as Flandre's new toy, the younger sister goes to sleep. Being the fearless lad that he is, he enters the kitchen to make some eggs for the fairy and gatekeeper. Relieved he managed to survived Meiling and Cirno happily accept the eggs offered to them. After relaying his experiences of near death at the hands of the mansions head maid and little devil, Cirno is eager to take Anonymous elsewhere. Anonymous explains that he can't leave and Cirno departs for the day, saying she will come back for Anon the following day and dropping him on the ground.

A concerned China asks if Anon is hurt, but he assures her he is fine and says he'll need to get back in, worried of what Flandre will do when her new toy has gone AWOL. On his way back, he takes another glance at the gatekeeper and decides to go to the gate to apologize.

Left with nothing else to say to the dejected gatekeeper, Anon attempted to give her a hug. Surprised by this gesture, Meiling shoves him back into the mansion. Anon, overwhelmed with grief from Meiling rejecting him, decides to end it all in the cold embrace of the lake.

Anon is resuscitated and brought back to after being dropped onto the ground by ⑨ and instead asks Meiling how her day was, hoping he won't have to repeat his earlier mistakes.

>> No.260471

China didnt try to stop Anon ;_;

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>>260426

>> No.260477

>>260470

That summary makes more sense than I remember the actual events making.

>> No.260483

>>260471
She was too busy being in tears becuase of Anon.

>> No.260493

Don't forget our latest hint:

>"This time? Don't walk away from her. Tomorrow (AKA Day 4), maybe you'll have a chance. I recommend you visit Patchouli later." You hear a voice whisper in your ear, as it seems that time warps around you, and you head back through the darkness...

>> No.260503

>>260470
NO MORE CHINA ROUTE WHY DID YOU NOT STOP ANON FROM BECOMING AN HERO CHINA

>> No.260510

>>260493
visit patchouli to get some sort of magic protection against flandre

>> No.260521

Archives where?

>> No.260528

>>260510
>>260493

I'm hoping something along the lines that I thought. Patchy's library isn't just a library, it's a library of magic. Anon needs something powerful, like the Grimoire of Alice, so he has some degree of survivability, instead of being just a squishy meatbag who's mortal enemy is a lake.

>> No.260532

So when is Gensokyo Man coming back so Anon can loose his last life to the lake?

>> No.260534

>>260528

>instead of being just a squishy meatbag who's mortal enemy is a lake.

But... but... THAT IS ANONYMOUS IN A NUTSHELL! Also, egg cooking.

>> No.260543

>>260532
No idea. Haven't heard from him since yesterday. He might just be busy.

>> No.260549

>>260534
And fearless

>> No.260552

>>260528

Plus, if anon becomes a Youkai, we won't die of old age. More time to enjoy a HAREM END.

I'm probably being too optimistic, though, because if the shitty part of /jp/ is on when Gensokyo Man shows up, there goes our last life.

>> No.260556

This will be a Nice Boat end.

>> No.260554

>>260528
Hey, maybe we can learn how to, I don't know, FUCKING FLY.

>> No.260555

>>260528
The obvious solution is to become a fairy. Even if we die, we'll just revive soon enough, anyway.

>> No.260569
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>>260554
⑨ is on it.

>> No.260577

1. Go to moonbase
2. Steal Hourai Elixir
3. ???
4. PROFIT!!!

Of course, since Eirin doesn't produce it any more I wonder if drinking NEET or Mokou's blood will have the same effect?

>> No.260589

>>260577
delicious NEET blood

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>>260569
⑨ is dead Jim

>> No.260592

> I wonder if drinking NEET or Mokou's blood will have the same effect?
Eat their liver I think..

>> No.260593

>>260577
Not blood. You need to eat the liver.

>> No.260586

>>260577
Mokou may be the only viable option. Eientei haet Anon.

>> No.260596

>squishy meatbag who's mortal enemy is a lake.

That damn lake is trying to get us!

At every turn!

>> No.260597

>>260588
USO DA!

>> No.260612

delicious NEET liver

>> No.260623

So we're going TACTICAL ESPIONAGE ACTION in Eientei next time? Will we have Cirno yelling "Anon? ANON!? ANOOOOOOOOON!!!"?

>> No.260627

>>260592
>>260593
>>260612

Right now, we can't kill a common faerie. How the fuck are we going to get Kaguya's liver?

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>>260623
Cirno shall serve as our box.

>> No.260631

>>260627
With knife. And box.

>> No.260634

>>260626
>>260631

Since when is anon Solid Snake?

>> No.260643

> How the fuck are we going to get Kaguya's liver?
Oh, an anon suggested waiting until Kaguya and Mokou have killed or almost killed one another, then try to steal the liver (if they have gaping wounds).

Of course the result will be that the first few years, or maybe decades, of immortality will be spent being brutally tortured to death repeatedly by the two of them until they lose interest...

>> No.260646

>>260634

Even if we were, Solid Snake is no match for Kaguya, our shitty knife probably won't even pierce her skin. Look at the end of IN. Look at how much it took to even SUBDUE her.

>> No.260648

How long until GM usually gets on?

>> No.260655

>>260648

Usually around this time. I'm surprised he's not on yet.

>> No.260656

>>260634
for some reason I lol'd so fucking much.

>> No.260662

>>260648
He'll start around 3:30.
- Totally Not Gensokyo Man, Totally Not Browsing Lake Threads Wondering Why The Fuck He Is So Popular

>> No.260673

>>260655
kk

So our stragety is to..

1. Avoid the niggerfucking lake.
2. Be nicer to Meiling; she may be the one that "Can't Hear" Sakuya ordering her to MURDER US, or help us to escape; we may want to try to set up an escape plan with her for later.
3. Hook up with Patty. We should definetly be nice, and try to focus on both learning how to placate Flandre (As Pat is still alive after being Flandre's teacher, yes?), and learning how to maybe FUCKING FLY.
4. Be ready to do WHATEVER Flandre says. We've learned that she doesn't like surprises like Cirno does. So, no horsefucking around with the thumb.

>> No.260675

I can only hope that he didn't want to swim in a lake...

>> No.260677

Last thread was Waking Up In Gensokyo - Thread 15, Day 3, am I right?

>> No.260682

>>260677

17, I believe.

>> No.260687

>>260673
What if Flandre order us to go in the lake?

>> No.260690

>>260673

Or better yet, do all this before Flan wakes up. If we can fly, we can get away, and still go back and see China whenever we want.

>> No.260683

>>260677
>>Last thread was Waking Up In Gensokyo - Thread 19, Day 3, am I right?

Fix'd.

>> No.260698

>>260682
>>260677
19 threads, but 19 itself isn't labeled. It was suspected to be trolling at first, but proven false later.

>> No.260701

>>260683
>>260682
WHAT
Anyone rapidshit the threads then? I have everything up to 15 then

>> No.260702

Telling you right now, Gensokyo Man won't let us fly. He'll have to create too many options, since, with that, you can theoretically go wherever the fuck you want.

>> No.260708

>>260690
On the other hand, can't Sakuya freeze time and then throw knives or some crazy shit like that? We may want to avoid giving that homocidal cunt any possible excuse to knife our asses.

>> No.260721

actually we don't need any magic protection. some decent diving gear should be sufficient.

where is your lake now?

>> No.260724

>>260701
just read them in the archive

226131, 227407, 229058, 232331, 233123, 233799, 234843, 235730, 237222, 240894, 241704, 242247, 243209, 249509, 250103, 251054, 251767, 252776, 253963

234843 [fake 7]
244696 [fake 14]

>> No.260727

>>260721
There are monsters in the lake.

>> No.260728

>>260721
Diving gear? Looks like we'll need to pay a visit to the manliest in all of Gensokyo.

>> No.260730

>>260708
Which means we can't fucking cook our wonderful goddamn eggs.

>> No.260729

>>260721

Powerful youkai live in and around the lake. Diving gear won't protect you from brutal ass rape by horrible water creatures.

>> No.260738

>>260730

There are other kitchens which don't belong to a sadist maid.

>> No.260743

>>260708
You know, Dio Brando would utterly destroy Sakuya.

>> No.260747

Given the circumstances and how the lake invites Anon to his death each time, I wouldn't be surprised if Cthulhu himself lives in there.

>> No.260752

>>260743
let's hope there are stone masks even in gensokyo

>> No.260754

Why is it that whenever Anon starts going really schizophrenic, it takes being LAKE'D to get him back on track?

>> No.260757

>>260747
Oh god.. this VN needs more Cthulhu

>> No.260765

>>260747
In his lake of SDM the dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.

>> No.260768
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>>260754

>> No.260771

>>260754
The Lake is our mortal enemy, yet our greatest ally.

>> No.260775

>>260662

>- Totally Not Gensokyo Man, Totally Not Browsing Lake Threads Wondering Why The Fuck He Is So Popular

You know, you could say the same thing about ZUN. I wonder how often he wonders how he got so popular.

>> No.260778
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[] Run to the lake
[] Fight
[] Scream

>> No.260782

>>260662
You got popular because you've written 20,000 words and counting, all for Anon, by Anon.

>> No.260786

>>260778
[x] GO UTTERLY INSANE

>> No.260789

Next time let's try yelling out CTHULHU FTAGHN by the lake until Cthulhu comes out and tentacle rapes SDM's inhabitants.

>> No.260797

>>260789
and Anonymous

>> No.260800

>>260724
empty 4chanarchive is empty

>> No.260803

>>260797
CTHULHU END is best end.

>> No.260809
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Epic battle Flandre vs The Ancient Ones

>> No.260828

>>260809
Flandre wins.

>> No.260832

>>260828
Then rapes Anonymous.

>> No.260833

>>260809

Everyone loses. Gensokyo explodes, and takes the rest of the world with it.

>> No.260837

>>260833
0 Continues left
GAME OVER

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>>260809
Lake wins, then rapes Anon

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260879

Alright, finally read everything that I missed.
Damn you anon, WHY

>> No.260887

>>260879

Because we are fragile hearted romantics, and China crushed our very soul.

>> No.260888

>>260800

http://archive.doesntexist.org/jp/cgi-board.pl/ is what he means

>> No.260905

Where can I read these threads?

>> No.260911

Right now, I'm making eggs for breakfast.

Fuck you, anonymous. Fuck you.

>> No.260913

>>260905
Nevermind.

>> No.260914

>>260911
Remember to add more pepper.

>> No.260931

>>260914
Finished off my small supply.

>> No.260928

>>260911
MORE PEPPER

>> No.260938

Fuck you anon. Now I feel like making scrambled eggs.

For lunch!

>> No.261017

>>260931
I have finished my eggs. Now to eat.

>> No.261048

>>261017
It's pretty good. Go eggs.

>> No.261211

>>260938 here
Holy crap, I made scrambled eggs, but instead of salt, I put a ton of ground blakc pepper in it and it's fucking TASTY

>> No.261217

>>261211
GENSOKYO MAN SPOKE THE TRUTH
WE MUST ADD MOAR PEPPER

>> No.261221

THE WAY TO A GIRL'S HEART IS THROUGH EGGS FOR BREAKFAST

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