Flirting and Sex in Japan

[Anonymous No.]

Flirting seems like a misnomer. It's more like an absense of flirting. If you like someone in Japan, there are a couple of different ways of showing it and/or approaching them, none of which really resemble flirting in the west.

1. Nanpa (the "pickup")
First off, only guys do nanpa; in the rare case that girls do it, it's called gyaku-nan ("reverse nanpa"), but I never heard of gyaku-nan actually happening, it always seemed like it was more of an amusing theoretical idea, rather than something girls really did.

Nanpa only refers to the case when you don't know the other person at all, and you want to pick them up. Nanpa is direct. "You're cute. What's your name? Do you have time? Let's go somewhere." That is the classic script of nanpa. It can be shortened to just: "Kawaii yo. Jikan aru?" If you hear that, you're being nanpa-ed. Of course, if you are a non-Asian foreigner, you will probably never hear that, because Japanese guys are too shy to try and nanpa a white or black woman. Most Japanese guys are too shy to nanpa at all. If you ask a Japanese if he has ever done nanpa, he'll probably say, "ZOMG! No way! I'm too embarrassed!" since nanpa is direct, and mostly, if you are Japanese and you like someone, you embark on a series of subtle, indirect stealth manoeuvres, because liking prohibits action, especially for women, but also for men.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is this the case? Japanese social interaction is all about intuiting the other person's wishes without discussing them openly, at the same time that they are intuiting your wishes without discussing them openly, so that although nothing is ever verbalised, the two of you will always exist in a compromise position of equilibrium. If you like someone, that intuitive part goes into overdrive, because you should be able to understand everything about that person without them ever telling you, and you should be able to please them without ever asking how, even more than you would with a normal person. So it's more important than ever to be indirect. Which leads me to:

2. Negotiating through a third party
Again, it's not really flirting, but since flirting is showing your feelings openly--that is, pushing your feelings onto another person, which is direct and rude--it's better to show no sign to the other person and meanwhile exploit the back channels. Sort of like in high school. So that convoluted human chain whereby: you like Hiro and you tell Junko that you think Hiro has a nice smile knowing that Junko will intuit that you want to know if Hiro likes you back, since Junko is friends with Goro who is friends with Hiro and Junko will talk to Goro and Goro will bring it up with Hiro etc etc etc etc etc etc. Once everything is confirmed, Hiro will ask you out. (The girl ask the guy out? Ahahahaha. Be serious.)

If you don't have a third party to negotiate for you, you may be forced to use other methods, all of them so subtle that a westerner may not even notice them at all.

[Anonymous No.]

3. Subtle signals

- Shyness. Pronounced shyness is form of flirting, since it's a sign of liking, especially from girls, but also from guys. She interacts with everyone else more than him, she doesn't sit next to him, she doesn't talk much to him, she doesn't initiate anything with him.
- Attentiveness. You make life easier for the other person without being asked to. For example, when you got to a restaurant in Japan it's normal to share food, so flirting means not ordering what you like, but ordering what s/he likes, which you already know without asking, because you're observant. Stuff like that.
- Eye contact. It's the opposite to the west, where you gaze deeply into someone's eyes if you like them. Direct eye contact is a bit rude in Japan at the best of times. If you're flirting you look down and away a lot.
- Indirect compliments. I can't think of a good example. It's pretty rare to give direct compliments and even more rare to compliment someone's looks. (It's especially rare for guys to compliment girls directly.) I wish I could think of a good example! I'll come back to this one.

[Anonymous No.]

Sex in Japan

It's really different. It's just so completely different. The first time I had sex with a Japanese guy was easily the most bamboozling experience of my entire life.

Before I launch into anything, I should say that while I lived in Japan for five years, I have had sex with only a select few people, and that was within long term relationships, so it's not as if I have personally taken a wide sample. But I had a network of Japanese friends (mostly female) and every time I encountered a cultural difference I immediately pumped them all for information, asking my millions of questions. I make generalized statements only when something that I personally experienced was confirmed as The Norm.

The biggest difference is that sex in Japan is not a mutual sharing experience with both partners spontaneously doing whatever they feel like or enjoy whenever they feel like doing it. Sex has rules and sex has roles just as every social interaction in Japan has rules and roles. There is an active partner and a passive partner. Active means moving; passive means unmoving. In heterosexual sex, the active partner is always male, and the passive partner is always female. In gay sex you work out your roles beforehand: the seme is active, the uke is passive (for gay guys); the tachi is active, the neko is passive (for gay women). If you are familiar with seme/uke conventions from yaoi manga, you can use them as a way of relating to what I'm talking about, because those conventions are not a fictional construct, randomly decided upon by a group of yaoi mangaka. Straight people have sex like that too, in reality.

[Anonymous No.]

So there is an active partner and a passive partner, which causes various flow on effects. You can't have "Whoo-hoo! Go for it!" sex because both partners are constrained by their roles. The passive partner (obviously) because she can't move, and the active partner because he has to take care of the passive partner, instructing her on what to do and exerting himself so that she has a good time.

Japanese guys are generally more stressed out by sex than western guys and that is because they are responsible for the sex; as the active male, the sex is their burden, they have to do everything, it's all up to them. Sex equates not only (sometimes not even primarily) with 'fun' or 'pleasure', it also equates with 'work' and 'obligation'.

I also can't emphasise enough just how passive the passive partner is. The way a woman kisses is by submissively opening her mouth, not moving her tongue unless she is cued to do so; if she's really feminine she won't open her mouth at all, until she's told to. Sometimes women will move around a (very) little during sex, but mostly not at all. The slang term for a woman who lies completely still in bed is maguro (tuna). For me, with my western sensibilities and preconceptions, calling someone a 'tuna' in bed sounds like an insult, conjuring up images of cold dead fish, but in Japan that word has a very positive connotation. Tuna's an expensive delicacy.

Part of what was so bamboozling the first time I had sex in Japan was that I didn't know there was a Way of Sex, with strict gendered roles, and I just was happily doing my own thing, throwing my partner into total confusion. Seiji told me much later that dating me made him feel like he was gay, because I was active in bed, and he couldn't connect that with anything except masculinity.

[Anonymous No.]

When it came to the guys I dated, even though it was completely outside their experience, they sort of (kind of) eventually adjusted their thinking and accepted the fact that I was active (because I was Foreign and Foreign Women Are Different) but the thing I could never completely change was the fixed idea they had that someone must be passive. Yes, I could be active in bed, but they had no template for how to react to that other than the female/passive/uke template. So at best we could alternate "active periods", and though the lines between active and passive blurred a little over time, they never blurred completely. And total shutdowns still happened: thirty seconds tick past and my partner hasn't moved at all . . . oh, okay, I get what's happened.

If I'm making cross-cultural sex sound like a bit of a nightmare: yeah, it was. In this case, once I worked out what was going on, I thought all my problems could be solved by a simple conversation or two, explaining the more free-form nature of western sex, and encouraging my partner along the lines of, "You don't have to act a certain way, you can act however you like! You can relax! Enjoy yourself! Doesn't that sound great?" but that was also a failure to understand the Japanese psyche. It's not liberating for a Japanese person to be told there are no rules, it's frightening. I was inadvertently terrorizing my partner by dropping them into the middle of a scary foreign wilderness and telling them to make do without a map.

[Anonymous No.]

tl;dr It's not just the otaku that are SO RONERY

[rapecron Immoral !girl.OcrGM No.]

combo breaker.

sounds like BS written by some insecure nerd by me.

[Anonymous No.]

Sex and hygiene

Sex in the west can be spontaneous, but sex in Japan isn't, or at least, not in the same way. In Japan, you can't get in the front door and immediately start stripping each other's clothes off in the hallway. Well, you can, and your Japanese partner will probably acquiesce because they are Japanese, but deep down they will be hideously uncomfortable and thinking, "Sex? But I'm not mentally prepared! I haven't done my kokoro no junbi! And she hasn't had a shower! And I haven't had a shower! This is kind of gross!"

Shower is important. You should shower directly before and after you have sex. Before is more important than after. This makes me sound like I only ever dated people with OCD, but it's the norm. The way I first found out about this was in conversation with my friend Natsue.

Me: I was at Seiji's place hanging out and he randomly told me that I could use his shower if I felt like it. Don't you think that's weird?
Natsue: *cracks up laughing* Cat, that means he wants to have sex with you! If a guy mentions having a shower, he is saying that he wants to have sex.
Me: But isn't it kind of rude to imply I needed to shower first? Like, it was a date, obviously I had showered before going over to his apartment!
Natsue: Well, I suppose so. . . *sounding unconvinced* . . . but didn't you say he lives in Yokohama?
Me: What does Yokohama have to do with it?
Natsue: Well, you went on the train to get there . . . it's better to have another shower. If a guy had sex with me without showering first, it would make me really uncomfortable.

[Anonymous No.]

Sensing yet another cross-cultural disaster in the making, I began the investigation, hitting up all the usual suspects for information, including my friend Tomoko, who was dating a western guy called Andy.

Me: Sorry to bring this up suddenly, but does it weird you out that Andy sometimes initiates sex without showering first?
Tomoko: YES! I'm so glad I finally have someone to talk to about this! Cat, are all westerners like this? It's so dirty and I can't relax! It makes me feel like we are just animals!

After I heard basically the same story from all my Japanese girlfriends, I went back to Seiji.

Me: First of all, westerners don't always shower or have a bath before sex. However, I will try to accommodate you on this because the idea of sex without showering seemed to horrify everyone I talked to right down to their very bones. Secondly, when you suggested that I shower the other day, and I said no, I was not rejecting you. I didn't understand that it was your Japanese signal that you wanted to have sex. If I had understood that, I would definitely have said yes.
Seiji: *spits tea all over the table*
Me: …this is one of those deeply unspoken Japanese things that I'm not supposed to talk about directly, isn't it.
Seiji: Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

Another thing that is considered rather icky and unhygienic is ejaculate. Guys are really embarrassed by it. They will be desperately scrabbling for a tissue almost before you realise they've come at all, since it is really bad form to get ejaculate anywhere, without cleaning it up immediately afterwards (and immediately means immediately). This is yet one more thing that men are responsible for as the 'active' partner. The more of a nice, polite guy they are, the more stressed out they will be about it. It's also yet one more way that the sex is prescribed and controlled; the guy can never really let go, because even at the moment of climax, he's already worrying about cleaning up, or trying not to make a mess in the first place.


. . . okay, wow, I have been writing and thinking about this entry for more than an hour, and I feel like I've barely scratched the surface, so I'm just going to stop here. Flirting in other countries I've been to should be easier to write about, I might come back to that in a separate post. Meanwhile, if there's anything else you want to know, feel free to ask.

[Anonymous No.]

No wonder the Japanese have such a low birth rate. Their whole courtship ritual is backwards

[Anonymous No.]

tl;dr raep r good?

I dunno.

[Anonymous No.]

>>260110
>Another thing that is considered rather icky and unhygienic is ejaculate. Guys are really embarrassed by it. They will be desperately scrabbling for a tissue almost before you realise they've come at all, since it is really bad form to get ejaculate anywhere, without cleaning it up immediately afterwards (and immediately means immediately). This is yet one more thing that men are responsible for as the 'active' partner

lol bukakke

[Anonymous No.]

this is hilarious

[Anonymous No.]

what manga is this?

[Anonymous No.]

tl;dr version: Japan is the worst place in the world to try and get sex, and even if you get it, well, hope you like fucking corpses.

[Anonymous No.]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaha

[Anonymous No.]

>>260110
I find semen really gross too, but considering every doujin in the world has tons of it this is quite a surprise.

[Anonymous No.]

after reading this
damn, I'm japanese
and not proud of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>260175
that's why you are socially retarded here
and they are socially retarded there
how about a swap?

[Anonymous No.]

>>260177
>after reading this
>damn it, I am japanese
>and not proud of it
fixed

[TheAsian !IzyqvCHinA No.]

>>260154

[Anonymous No.]

>>260175
One of the fundamental roles of pornography is to give voice to what are otherwise unrealizable/unattainable fantasies.

I baaawww'd on the inside the first time my partner spat it out.

[Uguu~ !!bTfelQViuUO No.]

>>260192
no uguu~

[Anonymous No.]

Where did you find this, OP?

[Anonymous No.]

>>260209
Like never showering before and after sex!

But it sort of makes sense. You don't want to have sex when you have been sweating from nerves from the date.

[Anonymous No.]

>>260238
But I like licking sweaty assholes!

[Anonymous No.]

ok before anyone goes any further, sauce on OP pic!

[Anonymous No.]

>>260090
>Seiji told me much later that dating me made him feel like he was gay, because I was active in bed, and he couldn't connect that with anything except masculinity.
Haha, holy shit.

[Anonymous No.]

sauce of OP is Virgin Night I believe.

[Anonymous No.]

About showering: In Maison Ikkoku two characters have first sex in a love hotel, and showering beforehand is used, but the two are uncomfortable (not for that reason). In a second occasion they have solved their problems and have sex without any showering in a more informal situation and everything goes well.
You could it's a manga and doesn't reflect reality, but Maison Ikkoku isn't a fighting shounen, and can be pretty realistic in this kind of things.
Anyway personally I think that showering first while not always necessary isn't bad at all. I like the fragrance of a freshly showered body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>260322
see
>>260298

[Megane of Ceremony !!Acix1go1OeZ No.]

The pics look like they ere done by Tanka Yutaka...

Is this from "Itaike no Darling"? Did any scanlators pick it up?

[Anonymous No.]

oh yeah, SAUCE ON TEXT FUCKING WHERE?

[Anonymous No.]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAJAPAN

[Anonymous No.]

Seems like the females get the easy job over there. Lucky them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>260238
I guess, but I personally find that it takes the raw excitement out of sex; being urged to go take a shower just makes me feel like a disgusting sweaty gaijin beast.

[Anonymous No.]

No wonder I just read in the paper that a quarter of all Japanese with partners haven't had sex in a year.

[Anonymous No.]

I read in a book that it's good manners for both partners to wash before sex. Forgot what sort of book it was. Not a Japanese one. Probably from the UK. I thought this part was normal human behaviour. I have no experience on the subject. You all needed to know this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>260348
seconded. The googles, they do nothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>260360
That, and it makes the whole process more of a hassle, hence >>260369.

[Anonymous No.]

MOAR SEXY TALKS

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone know if there are online 'pick-up artist communities' in Japan?
That would be an interesting interweb subculture.

[Anonymous No.]

Japanese people are sick faggots...

No wonder rape is like saying hello, I couldnt ever be arsed about "ah gotta clean up my cum" before I even came, I would just fucking pump it into them and lol at them that now its their responsibility, fucking bitches.

[Anonymous No.]

>It makes me feel like we are just animals!

YOU AND ME, BABY, AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT MAMMALS, SO LET'S DO IT LIKE THEY DO ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL.

[Anonymous No.]

>>260491
Leave it to the Japanese to try to elevate sex above what it really is: confused, desperate rutting.

[Anonymous No.]

Atleast now I understand all the /d/ shit, japs live out their wishes in doujins so horribly that our western porn is gentle compared to their, due to us not having that much shit to suppress in sex.

[Anonymous No.]

I think this is sort of amazing, I mean, to grow up to be such weirdos and take it natural.

[Anonymous No.]

> Atleast now I understand all the /d/ shit
Gratz anon...
> due to us not having that much shit to suppress
Gotta love tentacles

[Anonymous No.]

>>260507

Suddenly, we are enlightened.

The alien overlords that spawned us will soon return and bring us an age of unending happiness.

[Anonymous No.]

I would fit right in if this is true. My only drawback would be being a westerner. But someone told me that girls can be forward at least in Tokyo where they would ask if you want to go to a love motel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>260524
I bet those sluts initiate sexual intercourse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>260524

Same here. I tend to think that the majority of Anon, especially the Oldfags, could fit into Japan rather well if we weren't western. Most of us have serious problems with social interaction in Amerikkka, but in Japan, we'd be considered a fairly normal person, though weird and/or quirky.

This brings up several interesting questions. Such as, have we developed wrong or is Japan backwards?(Both?) Is Amerikkka wrong in the way we interact? (Obviously) WERE THE PEOPLE WHO ORIGINALLY COLONIZED JAPAN AS SOCIALLY BACKWARDS AS US?! (Probably)

The world may never know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>260559
They're both socially backwards.

[Anonymous No.]

So, the direct approach is practically fucking impossible, right?

Damnit, that JET teacher I met back up in Okinawa was right! Smug bastard!

How is a relationship once the two people are already in it? Are they more open with each other, at least in private, or is it still a rediculous courting process. Asking, because I can't understand women for shit in a romantic sense, it seems.

[MySQLconnectionsuccess !0vQ8k.N6XM No.]

Kinda reminds me of the trade rituals of the Nambiquara of the southwestern part of the brazilian amazon. It happens like this: two tribes camp next to each other. They start to move around the products from hand to hand but they don't look at what they are trading nor they say anything about the products to each other. After some time the joint camp is disbanded and only after that they will check what was traded. Needless to say, they often get very angry over what they got from the other tribe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>260618
I can't help you with the female side, but things tend to be more open, from my experience. You still have to shower though.

[Anonymous No.]

After reading this i am proud not to live in japan, holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>260642
Indeed, and how can you be weeaboo over a country that's just as bad as any other western nation and sometimes even worse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>260642
mission successful

[Anonymous No.]

What you have to remember is that in the past it was all arranged marriages. This would account for the way they behave now even with the freedom (Mostly) to choose their own partner.

[Anonymous No.]

There are dating sites in Japan. Wonder if they work differently?

[Anonymous No.]

ITT: American's who judge a completely different social structure that they don't understand, yet aren't able to figure out the fundamental courting basics of their own society.

[Anonymous No.]

Another question to the OP: What did you do in Japan? Were you a JET or something, or what?

[Conscripted Anonymous of Army Camp !qXHTwTlVho No.]

>>260630

[Anonymous No.]

>>260716
Isn't it obvious that OP is copy/pasting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>260723
/jp/ has copypasta?

[Anonymous No.]

>>260735
The OP's text is formatted like a blog entry, and even references itself as an "entry" in the last post, so I think that it's fair to say that it's been pulled from someone's blog.

That, and it's written by a woman.

[Anonymous No.]

tl;dr bullshit that makes Japan seem weird...because we didn't already know if was different.

[Anonymous No.]

> That, and it's written by a woman.
A blog is on the internet, so it can't be.
Lol, can't unthink

[Anonymous No.]

>>260750
MAYBE IT WAS STOLEN FROM HER SECRET DIARY.

[Anonymous No.]

>>260714
what he said

[Anonymous No.]

>>260761
True, the responses are more or less in that vein, but the original entry is written with a relatively even and fair hand, I'd say. And white women are whores.

[Anonymous No.]

Wait.

Of course a fucking foreigner would have a different experience with Japs than other japs.

Not only that, but she's talking about 3 years living in Japan, and does she even consider that they people she was around / the people she fucked were simply fucked up?

Article is moot.

[Anonymous No.]

POST ALL THE FUCKING LINKS TO THE DOUJINS IN THIS THREAD!!!

WTF OP! WE'VE ALREADY "READ" YOUR SHIT, NOW COMPENSATE!

@_@

[Anonymous No.]

>>260793
This

>>260714
>>ITT: American's who judge a completely different social structure that they don't understand, yet aren't able to figure out the fundamental courting basics of their own society.

and this

[Anonymous No.]

I guarantee none of you obese morons fantasizing about overblown stereotypes have even been there
As far as I can tell there's barely any difference in public than it is back America, your hyped-up bullshit is just some retarded wankery

[Anonymous No.]

>I also can't emphasise enough just how passive the passive partner is. The way a woman kisses is by submissively opening her mouth, not moving her tongue unless she is cued to do so; if she's really feminine she won't open her mouth at all, until she's told to. Sometimes women will move around a (very) little during sex, but mostly not at all. The slang term for a woman who lies completely still in bed is maguro (tuna). For me, with my western sensibilities and preconceptions, calling someone a 'tuna' in bed sounds like an insult, conjuring up images of cold dead fish, but in Japan that word has a very positive connotation. Tuna's an expensive delicacy.

My biggest turn-on is female pleasure/orgasm. UNACCEPTABLE.

[Anonymous No.]

Why should I care about the mating habits of Japanese woman, they are pig disgusting 3d anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

This kind of attitude in japan is becoming less popular among the younger groups.

But yes, sex and dating in japan is frustrating and difficult.

Dating especially.

dating is a fairly new concept to Japan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>260798
>>>/rs/virgin+night

volume 2 still needs translators

[Anonymous No.]

> My biggest turn-on is female pleasure/orgasm.
Sure anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>260844
sage, forgot it think I you

look at all these /jp/ idiots criticizing sex in another country when they don't even know how to figure it out in their own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>260793
>>260808
I don't see what's wrong with the article in question; the author writes with a certain degree of cultural self-awareness that qualifies her position and saves it from being entirely "OMG JAPS R CRAAZY." While she's admittedly naive, and her experiences with one man can't possibly stand in for all male-female relationships among the Japanese, a great deal of the interpersonal stuff jibes with my own experience.

Of course there are "cultural differences" between North America and Japan, but they are not insurmountable, and neither cultural barometer is absolute in any way. Despite that, however, for many people there will still be that initial culture shock which comes from being confronted with a different social language.

[Anonymous No.]

>>260839
thank you, fine gentleman

[Anonymous No.]

>>260817
>wankery

[Anonymous No.]

>>260817
I'll start reading this thread, but from what I can tell, "springbreakers" do a shitload of mess here, and only come to have sex with the first thing that comes by.

[Anonymous No.]

>>260864
>her experiences with one man can't possibly stand in for all male-female relationships among the Japanese

Of course not.

Her description is the majority and the prevalent notion.

There are abberations, but all societies are like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>260864
He's talking about YOU /JP/ IDIOTS, not the fucking article numbnuts.

"omg guyz we totally understand japan cause we are all so smart".

You all take this article and apply it to your "knowledge", and then spout off saying shit as though you fundamentally understand Japan because of your experiences with anime/internet.

Fuck off anon, you are the problem with this world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>260817
This, however, I agree with 100%.

[Anonymous No.]

>>260864
how the fuck do you not understand the fact that he's talking about the anons in the thread, and not the article?

[Anonymous No.]

>>260844
What? Why not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>260881

I'm not ENDORSING what other people in the thread are saying, and I haven't said anything LIKE it; I'm responding to the accusation that the article is somehow entirely invalid. I'm the LAST person who would go about BAWWWW'ing about how the Japanese are somehow sexually dysfunctional (although some of my personal experiences would make me question the emotional maturity of those in my age bracket, but that's a different story)

[Anonymous No.]

>>260924
The one you are originally referring to never accused the article of anything. He is accusing the /jp/ anon's of being idiots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>260892
Are you blind? Both of these state "article is moot."

[Anonymous No.]

>>260929
sage, forgot

[Anonymous No.]

>>260864
The way I see it, she describes Japan as a whole based on her experiences. If it was an article mainly about her experience in Japan and with the people there, then I'd be fine. NO, it's an article about Japan which uses her experiences to back it up. Which is BS, in my opinion.

This is also coming from my general backlash toward the " Japan is weird " articles ( this is one, focuses mainly on the differences than the similarities ) that sometimes have tons of BS in them that we all eat up because Japan is so CRAZZYYY lolol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>260933
are you blind? Because I wrote the fucking post he is referring to, and I didn't talk about the fucking article.

[Anonymous No.]

>>260935
I'm calling the article moot and /jp/ idiots for believing it so easily without questioning its contents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>260940
thought he was talking to me.

Fucking anonymous board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>260940
>Wait.

Of course a fucking foreigner would have a different experience with Japs than other japs.

Not only that, but she's talking about 3 years living in Japan, and does she even consider that they people she was around / the people she fucked were simply fucked up?

Article is moot.
>Not only that, but she's talking about 3 years living in Japan, and does she even consider that they people she was around / the people she fucked were simply fucked up?

Article is moot.
>Article is moot.
>moot.

Look familiar?

[Anonymous No.]

>>260959
become a tripfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>260793
actually, she lived their 5 years.

That's long enough to apply for citizenship.

[Anonymous No.]

OKAY. NOW THAT WE HAVE THAT CLEARED UP.

Should I go by numbnuts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>260963
They were all referring to this:
>>260714
You stupid faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>260975
no, they really weren't. Lurk moar, people in this board constantly post as though they know what the fuck they are talking about when it comes to Japan and its culture.

[Anonymous No.]

Wow. You've just convinced me never to have sex with anyone japanese. It sounds horrible.

[Rawhide !o1IM47D3GI No.]

hey, I'm the " article is moot " faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>261008
Why do you even concern yourself about getting sex? You have to get with a girl first.

[Anonymous No.]

This is interesting but moot, since we're all ronery faggots who will never have sex.

[Rawhide !o1IM47D3GI No.]

>>261030
Article is copypasta

[Anonymous No.]

Hm. This is the exact opposite of what my homeboy in L.A. says his Japanese girlfriend is like. Every time they'd bang, he'd always talk about how shit was so cash, even if most times were threesomes/etc.

[Anonymous No.]

Age because this got people angry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>260110
Hey, it's PenPen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>260085 "I should say that while I lived in Japan for five years, I have had sex with only a select few people, and that was within long term relationships, so it's not as if I have personally taken a wide sample."

Orly?

>>260110 "Flirting in other countries I've been to should be easier to write about"

More like "Shagging in other countries", amirite?

(^-^) v

[Anonymous No.]

>>261191
worst post in the thread so far

[Anonymous No.]

hilarious thread is hilarious

[Anonymous No.]

>>261203

That's quite an achievement, considering this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>261191
>(^-^) v

This emoticon is not 4chan endorsed. You may now kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>261213

you forget this is /jp/ （ ´_ゝ`）

[Anonymous No.]

>>261229

[Anonymous No.]

It was fun while it lasted, but it's 4:20 in the morning, and I should go to bed.

Keep fighting the good fight, /touhou/!

[Anonymous No.]

This is hilarious. And horrifying.

I habeeb it.

[Anonymous No.]

Sauce on copypasta, plz.
I would like to read this woman's blog.

[Anonymous No.]

so much for hentai being an accurate portrayal of japanese sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>261418

i know, really.

[Anonymous No.]

The guy from Outpost nine/gaijin smash would like to inform you about a move called the octopus that he learned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>261229

[Anonymous No.]

age

[Anonymous No.]

http://supacat.livejournal.com/111072.html