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What is sex?

>> No.2599704
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This is SEX.

>> No.2599703

/jp/ is terrible right now. I'll go play Shoot the Bullet ...

>> No.2599710

This is sex.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrhLdDIQ5Kk

>> No.2599706

A miserable pile of orgasms.

>> No.2599711
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It is something you do before you start masturbating.

>> No.2599716

Instead of telling you, I'll show you.

>> No.2599721
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>>2599698

You tell us, dear.

>> No.2599729

>>2599698
Knowing how old you are Yukari, you should be an expert on the topic

>> No.2599741
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>>2599729
Are you calling Yukari a slut?

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>>2599729
juu nana say dess

>> No.2599761
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>>2599741

Nah, We just called her 'OLD HAG'.

>> No.2599763
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2599763

Yukari is a refined, respectable lady in her finest years.

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>>2599761
I AM NOT AN OLD HAG!!!

>> No.2599827

>>2599763
I wouldn't call someone who is over 1,200 years old in her "finest years".

She's an old dried up crusty wrinkled crone.

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>>2599761

You just had to go and break Akyu's fragile little 1200 year old mind, did you?

>> No.2599850

>>2599827
A CRAZY OLD COOT

>> No.2599860

>>2599827
what about Tewi then

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>>2599827

Someone's got pretty high expectations.

>> No.2599884

>>2599865
Lurking within those breasts is some old powdered milk.

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>>2599860

Tewi is special.

>> No.2599953

>>2599763
is that b.jenet?

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>>2599884
Her milk is rich, creamy and sweet I'll have you know.

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>>2599953

Not impossible.
The faces of the crawling chaos are countless.

>> No.2599995

>>2599980

>The faces of the crawling chaos are countless.

NYARLATHOTEP GET OUT

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>>2599995

When the crawling chaos gets out, she only gets right back in from the opposite direction.

>> No.2600030

Nyarlathotep is fags.

>> No.2600052

>>2600030

And He Who Is Not To Be Named is now a Harry Potter character.

Yog-Sothoth is statistically superior to either.

>> No.2600061

>>2600052

Yog is awesome.

And yeah, Rowling stole my bit, but she's a hack anyway.

>> No.2600075

>>2600030
is that the guy that looks like earthworm jim?

>> No.2600088

>>2599698
WHAT IS LOVE
LADY DONT HURT ME
DONT HURT ME
NO MORE

>> No.2600096 [SPOILER] 
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>>2600075

Okay, just because you asked.
Yeah.

>> No.2600120
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However, in the relative civilization of Gensokyo, the beast of bloody tongues is not a practical avatar.

>> No.2600150

>>2600096

Blind Ape of Truth is far more superior.

>> No.2600176

For some reason, I picture Nyarlathotep's true form to be a sort of giant beetle in a top hat.

>> No.2600209
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>>2600176

True form of Nyarlathotep. He can't stay in it long due to it being far too awesome for him.

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>>2600209

FUCK YES, HENRY FUCKING HATSWORTH.

Okay, I'm done freaking out over that.

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Anyway, Yukari is a perfectly harmless old grandma. A bit eccentric, and she loves to play pranks on people, but we can excuse her little foibles in her old age.

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*giggles*

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She also appears to be Gensokyo's resident cougar.

Well, what DID you think she did for those 1,200 years? Sweep the chimney and pray? That's more of Reimu's style.

>> No.2600319

>>2600299

Eirin's believed to be older.

Eirin is also at least 1200, but is older than the also-1200 Kaguya.
Eirin founded Lunarian society, which I believe was supposed to be founded in ~1600 BC, but I can't remember where that was estimated.
I've also heard ZUN mentioning her being in excess of 17 million years old, but he was apparently drunk at the time.
lol, uncited sources

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Hm? What's that you say?

Oh, well, she's been around for a few centuries, I'm sure she has the art of acting like a virgin down to a science.

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>>2600319

Of course, but Eirin seems to keep her crazy a little closer to the vest. She's not nearly as...wacky as Yukarin can be sometimes.

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>>2600331

... although in that particular case, Eirin was highly involved to say the least.

>> No.2600341

>>2600331

erin_?!.jpg
erin_eating_rabbit.jpg

(don't have them on hand)

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>>2599980

Hmm...

someone edited out the wrinkle in the corner of Yukari's smile in this picture.

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>>2600341

>erin_eating_rabbit

... although I suppose you mean the Takaku Ya one.

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I'm not saying E~rin isn't kinky, heavens no. If anything, she makes Yukari seem quite tame and settled-down at times.

But while Yukarin is being silly in public, Eirin will wait until you get into her lab, and THEN you'll be subjected to her very, very strange sense of humor....

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>> No.2600393

>>2600362

>... although I suppose you mean the Takaku Ya one.

Your awareness is acute.

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>>2600376

In thy honour.

Please, consider it a compliment.

>> No.2600439

>>2600277
I love this guys work. I don't know exactly what it reminds me of but it reminds me of either some old anime or some old American cartoon show's art. Its so colorful and playful.

>> No.2600459

>>2600376

My vote is still for stop sign in anus and gapped in cocks being higher than needles and rabbit stew.

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>>2600424

...beautiful!

They should have sent a poet.

Not seen, in the next page: INTRA-ORBITAL BOMBARDMENT. super hawt.

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>>2600439

shouzu choukou? Yes, his artwork is a wonderful throwback to when anime/manga were richly detailed. It does look a bit like old-time Golden Age American comic book art, too, now that you mention it.

>>2600459

All very well and good, but then on the other hand you have Eirin strapping you to a table and filling you with strange new medications, the end result being you as a female instead of a male, with two oversized cocks, three heavily lactating breasts, and an insatiable desire to get fucked by anyone. Anything, so long as it satiates the buzzing and the heat constantly radiating from your fancy new vagina.
Then it's off to the rabbit pens to get yourself gangbanged by some futa-usagi.

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Another one of Eirin's satisfied customers!

May not be safe for work, depending on where you work.

>> No.2600502

>>2600475
Except Yukarin can do everything you've listed and in addition to "Thinking with Portals."

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>>2600502

Really? I assumed that she toned herself down a little after getting Chen in the house, but I suppose not.

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>>2600495

... just out of curiosity, what was that before she got to work?

>> No.2600524 [DELETED] 

That would only be safe for work at a cock factory.

>> No.2600527
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Oh dear. What have we here.

>> No.2600530

But...but...guise...Yukarin is a 17 year old virgin.

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>>2600520

'That' was Phantom Lady. The lady on the far left, here.

She's back to normal now, of course. Eirin can make you into a sex monster, and she can unmake you just as quickly.

That way no one believes you when you start babbling about orgies and perverse festivals at the Bamboo Mansion. They'll just think you saw Reisen and went nutso.

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Oh my.. but I can't do anything like that at all.

>> No.2600544

>>2600535

To use Rumia's expression...Is that so?

How about the time you made the useless Rabbit's breasts so huge that they were literally larger than the average bed-pillow?

(Refer to the CG set Touhou Bounyu for more on this. I shan't be posting it, it would only annoy the Janitors.)

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>>2600535

Really now?
The evidence is on tape.

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>>2600551


PROTIP: Look at Reisen in the lower left corner.

She has on her DAT ASS face, sans sunglasses.

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I really want to see what comes of this, but I also really got to snooze a bit before the sun comes up.

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Really now...

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>>2600588

I am going to go and impair my judgment greatly, through the inhalation of byproducts resulting from the burning of hemp.

Good night to you. If you see a skeletal, bony form springing out of your closet, have no fear, it is only Yukarin coming to take you to a magical wonderland.

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I see.

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>>2600551

Hooray for evidence.

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>>2600622
...

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>>2600633
*giggles and dissapears*

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>>2600649
>*giggles and dissapears*

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So it's safe to say that the youkai in Gensokyo all have these horrid, dementia inducing "true" forms but instead decide to make the illusion that they're hot females?

OH THE TRICKERY!!!

>> No.2600898

>>2600840
Your beloved sexy Yukari is in fact an ugly, tentacled, multi-eyed, beast from the darkest reaches of space and from the rankest levels of hell.

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>>2600840
True forms, you say?

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>>2600898

Her true form is probably an older looking woman.

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>>2600898
>>2600906
>>2600927

That old Negro spiritual "Dry Bones" comes to mind here...

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