What is sex?

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Yukarin Sat May 16 18:15:00 2009 No.2599698 [Reply] [Original]

What is sex?

>>	None !COCKg./apo Sat May 16 18:16:00 2009 No.2599704 File: 490 KB, 700x1019, 1224579899754.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is ＳＥＸ.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 18:16:00 2009 No.2599703 /jp/ is terrible right now. I'll go play Shoot the Bullet ...

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 18:17:00 2009 No.2599710 This is sex. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrhLdDIQ5Kk

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 18:17:00 2009 No.2599706 A miserable pile of orgasms.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 18:17:00 2009 No.2599711 File: 95 KB, 207x227, tsk.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It is something you do before you start masturbating.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 18:18:00 2009 No.2599716 Instead of telling you, I'll show you.

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Sat May 16 18:20:00 2009 No.2599721 File: 270 KB, 640x2000, 1237898464937.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2599698 You tell us, dear.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 18:23:00 2009 No.2599729 >>2599698 Knowing how old you are Yukari, you should be an expert on the topic

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 18:27:00 2009 No.2599741 File: 29 KB, 200x200, Yukari Forum Gap.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2599729 Are you calling Yukari a slut?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 18:29:00 2009 No.2599754 File: 24 KB, 600x450, toho_004883.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2599729 juu nana say dess

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 18:31:00 2009 No.2599761 File: 87 KB, 550x450, 1239513925077.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2599741 Nah, We just called her 'OLD HAG'.

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Sat May 16 18:31:00 2009 No.2599763 File: 173 KB, 1048x840, 1237954050652.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yukari is a refined, respectable lady in her finest years.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 18:33:00 2009 No.2599771 File: 304 KB, 500x600, 820140cedb2b91d1c6a820e6e1f23feb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2599761 I AM NOT AN OLD HAG!!!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 18:44:00 2009 No.2599827 >>2599763 I wouldn't call someone who is over 1,200 years old in her "finest years". She's an old dried up crusty wrinkled crone.

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Sat May 16 18:45:00 2009 No.2599832 File: 78 KB, 550x450, 1237723957897.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2599761 You just had to go and break Akyu's fragile little 1200 year old mind, did you?

>>	CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM Sat May 16 18:48:00 2009 No.2599850 >>2599827 A CRAZY OLD COOT

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 18:50:00 2009 No.2599860 >>2599827 what about Tewi then

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Sat May 16 18:51:00 2009 No.2599865 File: 574 KB, 800x1057, 1237232679075.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2599827 Someone's got pretty high expectations.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 18:54:00 2009 No.2599884 >>2599865 Lurking within those breasts is some old powdered milk.

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Sat May 16 18:54:00 2009 No.2599888 File: 64 KB, 700x700, 1237680604948.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2599860 Tewi is special.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 19:05:00 2009 No.2599953 >>2599763 is that b.jenet?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 19:07:00 2009 No.2599967 File: 461 KB, 634x800, 3990480.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2599884 Her milk is rich, creamy and sweet I'll have you know.

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Sat May 16 19:08:00 2009 No.2599980 File: 320 KB, 800x1000, 1237660934024.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2599953 Not impossible. The faces of the crawling chaos are countless.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 19:11:00 2009 No.2599995 >>2599980 >The faces of the crawling chaos are countless. NYARLATHOTEP GET OUT

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Sat May 16 19:14:00 2009 No.2600018 File: 258 KB, 720x960, 1238386261379.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2599995 When the crawling chaos gets out, she only gets right back in from the opposite direction.

>>	King in Yellow Sat May 16 19:16:00 2009 No.2600030 Nyarlathotep is fags.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 19:18:00 2009 No.2600052 >>2600030 And He Who Is Not To Be Named is now a Harry Potter character. Yog-Sothoth is statistically superior to either.

>>	King in Yellow Sat May 16 19:20:00 2009 No.2600061 >>2600052 Yog is awesome. And yeah, Rowling stole my bit, but she's a hack anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 19:22:00 2009 No.2600075 >>2600030 is that the guy that looks like earthworm jim?

>>	Melfice Sat May 16 19:25:00 2009 No.2600088 >>2599698 WHAT IS LOVE LADY DONT HURT ME DONT HURT ME NO MORE

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Sat May 16 19:26:00 2009 No.2600096 File: 14 KB, 186x405, 1237840309358.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2600075 Okay, just because you asked. Yeah.

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Sat May 16 19:30:00 2009 No.2600120 File: 178 KB, 720x1000, 1236182728396.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] However, in the relative civilization of Gensokyo, the beast of bloody tongues is not a practical avatar.

>>	King in Yellow Sat May 16 19:36:00 2009 No.2600150 >>2600096 Blind Ape of Truth is far more superior.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 19:41:00 2009 No.2600176 For some reason, I picture Nyarlathotep's true form to be a sort of giant beetle in a top hat.

>>	King in Yellow Sat May 16 19:45:00 2009 No.2600209 File: 119 KB, 640x512, henry-hatsworth-in-the-puzzling-adventure-20081217021557659_640w.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2600176 True form of Nyarlathotep. He can't stay in it long due to it being far too awesome for him.

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Sat May 16 19:48:30 2009 No.2600223 File: 100 KB, 400x600, 393475af63d8d7045f6690f95ae77bf0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2600209 FUCK YES, HENRY FUCKING HATSWORTH. Okay, I'm done freaking out over that.

Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Sat May 16 19:58:30 2009 No.2600277 [DELETED]

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Anyway, Yukari is a perfectly harmless old grandma. A bit eccentric, and she loves to play pranks on people, but we can excuse her little foibles in her old age.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 20:00:00 2009 No.2600283 File: 63 KB, 660x660, 7ca8eaa564e457aef6c53fe55fdaa6f1.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] giggles

Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Sat May 16 20:03:30 2009 No.2600299 [DELETED]

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She also appears to be Gensokyo's resident cougar.

Well, what DID you think she did for those 1,200 years? Sweep the chimney and pray? That's more of Reimu's style.

Anonymous Sat May 16 20:07:00 2009 No.2600319

>>2600299

Eirin's believed to be older.

Eirin is also at least 1200, but is older than the also-1200 Kaguya.
Eirin founded Lunarian society, which I believe was supposed to be founded in ~1600 BC, but I can't remember where that was estimated.
I've also heard ZUN mentioning her being in excess of 17 million years old, but he was apparently drunk at the time.
lol, uncited sources

Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Sat May 16 20:07:30 2009 No.2600316 [DELETED]

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Hm? What's that you say?

Oh, well, she's been around for a few centuries, I'm sure she has the art of acting like a virgin down to a science.

Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Sat May 16 20:10:30 2009 No.2600331 [DELETED]

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>>2600319

Of course, but Eirin seems to keep her crazy a little closer to the vest. She's not nearly as...wacky as Yukarin can be sometimes.

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Sat May 16 20:13:00 2009 No.2600347 File: 266 KB, 829x464, 1231683443286.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2600331 ... although in that particular case, Eirin was highly involved to say the least.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 20:13:00 2009 No.2600341 >>2600331 erin_?!.jpg erin_eating_rabbit.jpg (don't have them on hand)

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 20:14:00 2009 No.2600349 File: 363 KB, 800x1000, 1240170532892.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2599980 Hmm... someone edited out the wrinkle in the corner of Yukari's smile in this picture.

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Sat May 16 20:16:00 2009 No.2600362 File: 67 KB, 375x600, 1231665132994.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2600341 >erin_eating_rabbit ... although I suppose you mean the Takaku Ya one.

Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Sat May 16 20:18:30 2009 No.2600376 [DELETED]

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I'm not saying E~rin isn't kinky, heavens no. If anything, she makes Yukari seem quite tame and settled-down at times.

But while Yukarin is being silly in public, Eirin will wait until you get into her lab, and THEN you'll be subjected to her very, very strange sense of humor....

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Sat May 16 20:21:30 2009 No.2600391 File: 163 KB, 836x1004, 393475af63d8d7045f6690f95ae77bf0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 20:22:00 2009 No.2600393 >>2600362 >... although I suppose you mean the Takaku Ya one. Your awareness is acute.

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Sat May 16 20:27:00 2009 No.2600424 File: 307 KB, 1108x1629, cronus.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2600376 In thy honour. Please, consider it a compliment.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 20:30:00 2009 No.2600439 >>2600277 I love this guys work. I don't know exactly what it reminds me of but it reminds me of either some old anime or some old American cartoon show's art. Its so colorful and playful.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 20:34:00 2009 No.2600459 >>2600376 My vote is still for stop sign in anus and gapped in cocks being higher than needles and rabbit stew.

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Sat May 16 20:34:30 2009 No.2600460 File: 183 KB, 676x1000, 393475af63d8d7045f6690f95ae77bf0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2600424 ...beautiful! They should have sent a poet. Not seen, in the next page: INTRA-ORBITAL BOMBARDMENT. super hawt.

Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Sat May 16 20:39:30 2009 No.2600475 [DELETED]

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>>2600439

shouzu choukou? Yes, his artwork is a wonderful throwback to when anime/manga were richly detailed. It does look a bit like old-time Golden Age American comic book art, too, now that you mention it.

>>2600459

All very well and good, but then on the other hand you have Eirin strapping you to a table and filling you with strange new medications, the end result being you as a female instead of a male, with two oversized cocks, three heavily lactating breasts, and an insatiable desire to get fucked by anyone. Anything, so long as it satiates the buzzing and the heat constantly radiating from your fancy new vagina.
Then it's off to the rabbit pens to get yourself gangbanged by some futa-usagi.

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Sat May 16 20:44:30 2009 No.2600495 File: 68 KB, 545x800, 393475af63d8d7045f6690f95ae77bf0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Another one of Eirin's satisfied customers! May not be safe for work, depending on where you work.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 20:46:00 2009 No.2600502 >>2600475 Except Yukarin can do everything you've listed and in addition to "Thinking with Portals."

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Sat May 16 20:48:30 2009 No.2600509 File: 197 KB, 1074x1517, 393475af63d8d7045f6690f95ae77bf0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2600502 Really? I assumed that she toned herself down a little after getting Chen in the house, but I suppose not.

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Sat May 16 20:51:00 2009 No.2600520 File: 191 KB, 561x804, 1232573996773.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2600495 ... just out of curiosity, what was that before she got to work?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 20:52:23 2009 No.2600524 That would only be safe for work at a cock factory.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 20:53:00 2009 No.2600527 File: 166 KB, 641x757, 88ab3821368f4786e2aa4c5a644d63f9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh dear. What have we here.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 20:54:00 2009 No.2600530 But...but...guise...Yukarin is a 17 year old virgin.

Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Sat May 16 20:56:30 2009 No.2600532 [DELETED]

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>>2600520

'That' was Phantom Lady. The lady on the far left, here.

She's back to normal now, of course. Eirin can make you into a sex monster, and she can unmake you just as quickly.

That way no one believes you when you start babbling about orgies and perverse festivals at the Bamboo Mansion. They'll just think you saw Reisen and went nutso.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 20:58:00 2009 No.2600535 File: 99 KB, 500x500, akibakko-118831186543459.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh my.. but I can't do anything like that at all.

Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Sat May 16 21:06:00 2009 No.2600544

>>2600535

To use Rumia's expression...Is that so?

How about the time you made the useless Rabbit's breasts so huge that they were literally larger than the average bed-pillow?

(Refer to the CG set Touhou Bounyu for more on this. I shan't be posting it, it would only annoy the Janitors.)

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Sat May 16 21:09:00 2009 No.2600551 File: 238 KB, 1000x760, 1241558508717.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2600535 Really now? The evidence is on tape.

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Sat May 16 21:13:00 2009 No.2600559 File: 403 KB, 1074x1517, 393475af63d8d7045f6690f95ae77bf0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2600551 PROTIP: Look at Reisen in the lower left corner. She has on her DAT ASS face, sans sunglasses.

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Sat May 16 21:23:00 2009 No.2600588 File: 59 KB, 841x526, doctor2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I really want to see what comes of this, but I also really got to snooze a bit before the sun comes up.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 21:25:00 2009 No.2600591 File: 74 KB, 572x800, akibakko-11757068931163.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Really now...

Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Sat May 16 21:32:00 2009 No.2600607
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>>2600588

I am going to go and impair my judgment greatly, through the inhalation of byproducts resulting from the burning of hemp.

Good night to you. If you see a skeletal, bony form springing out of your closet, have no fear, it is only Yukarin coming to take you to a magical wonderland.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 21:38:00 2009 No.2600622 File: 261 KB, 600x800, 790cfbcad0958cd4957d66f584dc2b27.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I see.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 21:38:41 2009 No.2600624 File: 278 KB, 800x780, 391d2858e596b565503e1c192b194e0a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2600551 Hooray for evidence.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 21:41:00 2009 No.2600633 File: 116 KB, 600x750, ba5198dd7d051c6c5fb95d9db5a70145.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2600622 ...

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 21:46:00 2009 No.2600649 File: 212 KB, 600x808, 9f28c32b0516286d276ba2ba0886f108.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2600633 giggles and dissapears

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>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 21:58:00 2009 No.2600690 File: 47 KB, 400x363, 1234571962496.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2600649 >giggles and dissapears

Anonymous Sat May 16 22:39:00 2009 No.2600840
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So it's safe to say that the youkai in Gensokyo all have these horrid, dementia inducing "true" forms but instead decide to make the illusion that they're hot females?

OH THE TRICKERY!!!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 22:54:00 2009 No.2600898 >>2600840 Your beloved sexy Yukari is in fact an ugly, tentacled, multi-eyed, beast from the darkest reaches of space and from the rankest levels of hell.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 22:56:00 2009 No.2600906 File: 323 KB, 560x700, 1241898781481.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2600840 True forms, you say?

>>	Drago Sat May 16 23:04:00 2009 No.2600927 File: 14 KB, 231x199, Drago Reactionface.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2600898 Her true form is probably an older looking woman.

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Sat May 16 23:53:00 2009 No.2601098 File: 194 KB, 900x745, 393475af63d8d7045f6690f95ae77bf0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2600898 >>2600906 >>2600927 That old Negro spiritual "Dry Bones" comes to mind here...

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