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Japanese bird cooking spaghetti

>> No.2599387

Delicious pasta, I must copy it

>> No.2599400

Dirty Russians get out

>> No.2599429

>>2599400
Нет, ты!

>> No.2599430
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>> No.2599444

>>2599429

HeT, Tbl!

>> No.2599451
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Japanese Bird waited. The water in the pot boiled and vaporized out of the air. There was spaghetti in the pot. He didn't see it, but had expected it now for years. His warnings to Hoop Dog were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Japanese Bird was a japanese bird for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaghetti chefs and he said to dad "I want to be in the kitchen daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the dollhouse kitchen of Lundby he knew there was spaghetti.
"This is Hoop Dog" the dog barked. "You must cook the spaghetti!"
So Japanese Bird gotted his spaghetti spoon and stirred the pot.
"HE GOING TO COOK US" said the spaghetti
"I will jump at him" said the penne rigate and he fired the noodly appendage. Japanese Bird picked at him and tried to eat him up. But then the lid fell and they were trapped and not able to cook.
"No! I must cook the spaghetti" he chirped
The dog said "No, Japanese Bird. You are the spaghetti"
And then Japanese Bird was a pasta.

>> No.2599468
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>> No.2599488
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American idol being moe~♡

>> No.2599490

>>2599468
You didn't say the second part in red, are you meaning to say that other birds, such as Brazilian birds, can cook spaghetti?

>> No.2599506

>>2599490
An intelligent parrot can surely cook spaghetti.

>> No.2599515

>>2599506
Yes, as I though!

>> No.2599519

>>2599451

Ingenious.

>> No.2599533

>>2599506
Yes, they can also solve equations and sing several different anthems. Intelligent birds are fascinating.

>> No.2599536

>>2599400

If Russians left 4chan, you would lose at the very least 20% of the current userbase. Put some extra thought in your outbursts, next time.

>> No.2599548
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>>2599468

That's not spaghetti.

That's mezze penne.

Now say " JAPANESE BIRD CANNOT COOK MEZZE PENNE" in red.

say it , if you dare!

>> No.2599558

>>2599536
"And nothing of value was lost."

>> No.2599573
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Ukrainian farmer playing on a guitar.

>> No.2599578

>>2599558
Russians have Vladmir MOTHERFUCKING Putin on their side. Careful with your remarks.

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