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Yuuka is my sunflower

>> No.25981296
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Yuuka is my country singer/guitarist, dude

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Every minute of every hour
I love a sunflower

>> No.25982548

Yuuka is the sunflower

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and I am the bee who's gonna savor every last drop of her succulent pollen.

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Well, her name it’s not Himawari so it can’t be

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Long hair Yuuka is my sunflower

She has a sweet honey taste

>> No.26016338

Yuuka is my bride.

>> No.26019204

Your sunflower is my wife, dude.

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Being a hag, Yuuka would really love it if a young man were to get a cute erection from her body! It would make her feel young and desirable! She would be so happy that she would probably even help bring the erection down if ya know what I mean!

Pictured: Yuuka overjoyed that Anon got hard from her big milky mounds!

>> No.26039475

Yuuka is not a hag
She is very youthful and fertile
She'd make the most healthy children

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Few fields are as fertile as Yuuka's
Anything you plant with her will grow big and strong

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Yuuka is a beautiful young maiden.

>> No.26068011

Yuuka has all the advantages of a hag, but with the vitality and fertility of a young woman. Best of both worlds.

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That's right, Yuuka is a stunning young woman.

>> No.26085823

And being youkai, she'll be young forever
Imagine having an 11/10 wife til you're an 100 year old prune

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>> No.26086008

except she would choose you

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just gotta show interest in her flowers and not be afraid of her

>> No.26091730

I want to give Yuuka an O'Neil cylinder to turn into her garden

>> No.26092258

i'll show yuuka my o'neil cylinder if you catch my meaning

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Did you grow sunflowers this year, /jp/?

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>> No.26139184

I want to blight her flower fields with pestilience

>> No.26139669

So she brutally kills you if you step on the flowers. What happens if you ejaculate over the flowers instead?

>> No.26140320

what would yuuka do if i snuck up behind her and gave her a gentle embrace?

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She'd turn and hug you back, but with much more force than a human body can comfortably tolerate.

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[_]Touch Tit
[_]Hold Hand

>> No.26145510

10 Hold hand
20 Lean over for a kiss
30 Initiate a french kiss
40 Work the way to tit
50 Touch tit
60 Grope tit
70 Hug
80 Lay wife down on bed
90 Slide hand under skirt belt

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Teasing Yuuka until she's red in the face and wet in the crotch! Yuuka's embarrassment growing even stronger when she realizes she's making the room smell like tuna

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Yuuka has the biggest sunflowers

>> No.26153925

Hello Yuuka. Where's Mima?

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The Flower Master of Four Season is not for lewd.

>> No.26176249

she is the youkai of motherhood and fertility and always will be
she is forever best 2hu, best wife, and best mom

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forever and ever

>> No.26192490

what if i try to endure it and hug her back as hard as i can?

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>> No.26260550
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It looks like we're going a summer without an Asutora Yuuka bikini picture....

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Not just that, but without a single picture of her in half a year and with only 3 pics in a year (with one of them commissioned and one an apparently unfinished sketch) in a shit ton of self-inserts and loli vampires. At least there is lots of handholding. At this point, I feel like the artist I looked up to and set overcoming him as one of my primary goals is no more—and I feel lost.

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Not just that, but without a single picture of her in half a year and with only 3 pics in a year (with one of them commissioned and one an apparently unfinished sketch) in a shit ton of self-inserts and loli vampires. At least there is lots of handholding. At this point, I feel like the artist I looked up to and set surpassing him as one of my primary goals is no more—and I feel lost.

>> No.26301604

Good luck, I hope you do Yuukarin justice.

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>> No.26308307

Can you post your blog or at least some 2hu drawings? I'd love to see your work.

>> No.26309803

Rumor has it she fucks little boys.

>> No.26309993

Lemme quote yuuka "genocide is just a game"

Yep, that's canon (pofv I think)

>> No.26313128

Iirc she said that after someone broke into her home in the middle of the night
Anyone would be ass blasted after that, and she has her youkai reputation to uphold on top

>> No.26343419

I want to fondle Yuuka's big firm sunflowers

>> No.26344574
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both wrong
She says it to Shinki at the end of Mystic Square
This line is massively overstated, it's mostly just banter. Yuuka doesn't partake in any more violence than Reimu or Marisa do in the same game. She just wanted to agitate Shinki and get her in the mood for a good fight.
Yuuka doesn't really pick on the weak, it's quite the opposite. She looks for strong opponents to test her strength and tends to ignore the weak ones. In LLS (the game where reimu/marisa bust into her house) she barely pays them any actual attention unless they show promise - you can't get to stage 6 if you used continues.

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>not even impressed by Shinki creating an entire dimension for herself
what kind of being is she
what is the dream world

>> No.26346960

It's Yklvr or 19933228.

Thank you. I hope so too, but I find inspiration hard to muster these days.

>> No.26351877

only the most mighty individual will get to put a baby in her

>> No.26353771

Always hug and if she want it hold our hands til' they get sweat

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Just the two of us in Yuuka's massive mansion fucking outside of time and space for all eternity deeply in love to the point of sheer insanity
Never waking up from the lotus dream

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>Never waking up from the lotus dream
until a couple of jackasses break into the mansion

>> No.26385282

paizuri amongst the flowers with Yuuka's massive paizurers.

>> No.26408013

If you never wake, how will you care for the dozens of children you'll make with her?

>> No.26408940

Why is Yuuka heavily associated with sunflowers? I thought her power was to manipulate all flowers

>> No.26409279

She moves to different locations depending on the time of year (so she can always see flowers in bloom) but she’s found in the garden of the sun during the events of PoFV so sunflowers in particular became her thing

>> No.26418352

Fantasizing about yuuka as my wife gives me greater pleasure than any other touhou. Her purity is beyond compare, she exists all by herself with not even friends to share her soul with. I want us to obsess over each other, as the only living creatures that matter to us in the universe. I want to explore every facet of her being until she’s an extension of myself. I want to show her a happiness nobody has ever given before. Her loneliness, her hatreds, her boredom, her fears, I want to cure it all and make her blossom. And never neglect her as long I live.

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Don't lose that purity or you will come to regret it just like me who was feeling exactly like you some 4 to 5 years ago.

>> No.26437788

Of course not. I tried 3dpd a few years ago and found it so lacking. I’m told I just needed a better girl but 99% of 3d girls are ugly to me, and the few that aren’t have no soul. I’m still glad it happened though so I can greater appreciate Yuuka’a perfection

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I was talking not about 3D but about the slippery slope of porn though.

>> No.26447095

I love those sexys empties eyes

>> No.26448602

I only fap to pure vanilla. Which yuuka unfortunately doesn’t get enough of

>> No.26466573

Yuuka is for femdom.

>> No.26467510

I hate femdom yet somehow Yuuka is my favorite touhou
Or maybe I’m just meming myself

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I really want Yuuka to give me a lap pillow and pat my head. gentle femdom is probably the best i could hope for from her.

>> No.26484992

I just like to think of her as a woman who is very slow to warm up to her lover but once you win her trust is an absolute love making machine bordering on nymphomaniac. I don’t really like femdom or maledom because true love should transcend silly power dynamics with both lovers being pure slaves to each other

>> No.26509865

I want to make Yuuka bloom

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Me too, anon. Me too.

>> No.26570590

It's funny, 3DPD. You try it out a second time, saying that everyone is attractive in some form. Then you see how it is first hand. You go outside and you realize that everyone is fucking ugly. It is then and only then that you ask yourself what the reason was for your thinking. Why did you think that. For what reason did you believe it was a good idea to abandon 2D and give 3D a chance? It is no better than when you left it. Only worse.

>> No.26571221

And even aside from looks, most women are very unpleasant to be around for long periods of time. So many men in my family don’t even like being with their wives but just stick it out because they’re in too deep. But enough of this, I’m preaching to the choir

>> No.26586238

What is Yuuka's opinion on Sunflower Seeds and eating them?

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I can't stop thinking about this beauty!

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same here
Started another run of TPDP just to further bask in her glory
think I'll bring along Ran, Yukari, the getsu sisters and doremy to keep her company

>> No.26627346

Didn't she take advantage of a florist's son that one time?

>> No.26640852

To be fair, it was the florist’s fault for leaving her son alone with a dangerous youkai for nights on end.

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If I ever even had a slight chance of pulling off a NoFap (I have 0%), Yuuka would probably be my downfall. I see Yuuka boobs, armpits, feet or butts, I masturbate. Simple as that.

Prodding Yuuka's udders and hearing the milk slosh inside!

>> No.26661796

yuuka's milk isn't for playing with
its for feeding your children

>> No.26665910

And feeding daddy, AKA me, as well! For when I'm in the mood for sucking on mommy's big swollen milky mountains!

>> No.26676993

Yuuka fucking scares me.
I guess this is what it's like to fear a Youkai. Man she's perfect.

>> No.26677203

Why is Yuuka so cute even when she's angry?

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I wanna go for a walk with Yuuka through the garden of the sun, while holding hands!

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Yuuka and her body pillows of old friends she doesn't see anymore.

>> No.26684100

Because it's cute seeing a mature woman like her act like a little girl

>> No.26713601

She'll come back with Mima and the rest of the gang.

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Unbelievable that none of you have corrected OP's statement so far. No, you silly little thing, YOU are the sunflower and Yuuka is your sun. This is only the beginning of the journey to Yuukalightenment.

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>> No.26737163
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Once started there's no going back. Are prepared to go all the way?

>> No.26741058

yuuka has a pretty smile and I want to make her do it more

>> No.26746616

I want to make her smile and laugh in ways she didn't know she could

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I'm going to disturb Yuuka's sleep to make her irritable and grumpy

>> No.26754909

I'm going to substitute for that body pillow and help her get a nice long oxytocin-induced coma

>> No.26759154

I want to bury my face in Yuuka's lap and cry while she pats my head and tells me she loves me and everything will be alright

>> No.26772678
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don't forget, game of the decade is coming out soon

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I really hope this isn't a bait and switch with the other kind of CBT. My heart would not be able to take it.

>> No.26782594
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considering this guy's last game was sakuya gives you advice and dabs with the DLC nitori gives you advice in exchange for cucumber, it's probably exactly what it says it is

>> No.26783097

>mostly peaceful lessons

>> No.26784103

Yuuka gets excited sometimes

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this art is quite cute, compared to the sakuya and nitori games this guy did
it's charming in a very ZUN-like way

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What kinds of smiles?

>> No.26841161
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every kind of smile.

>> No.26850570

Thats a babymaking smile

>> No.26851321

I like her hair.

>> No.26894595
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Long hair Yuukarin!

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Yuuka's cute smelly feet!

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Long hair Yuuka, best Yuuka!!

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I saw Yuuka in a dream today. She was by herself practicing violin at the old philharmonic I used to play at. Even more beautiful than in any fanart, she looked stunning. I approached her, but I was extremely clumsy, and she could tell I was so immensely attracted her that I couldn’t put words together. She laughed and teased me, and I think she told me something along the lines of “try again next time.” Then she left.
But it’s strange, I didn’t feel hurt or offended at all. Even now, I feel more enamored than ever. She’s an amazing woman, someone I do want to work for than just get for no effort.

>> No.26983374

I wish I had dreams about Yuuka like I used to.

>> No.26987809

fix your shit and learn how to not moms spaghetti
The sunflower commanded it

>> No.26989262

im going to the dream world again right now
Wish me luck

>> No.27032799
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Tonight I'll dream about Yuukarin for sure.

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>> No.27051319

tits too small
face too angry
body contact too little

>> No.27051457

No, NO!

>> No.27058323

Why is the guy always black
Every single fucking time

>> No.27060902

sorry bro, yuuka's just that kind of gal

>> No.27062008

No need to get upset gentlemen, pornography is merely the culmination of many years of exposure to the profane world around us, yet its physical manifestations through images or videos, which doubtlessly seem to any educated man demeaning, cruel, insulting, and even sacrilegious, are nothing more than appearance, a trick on the eyes that would be shallow if it had depth to start with. Pay no mind to the fruits of poisonous seed.

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I assume it's just done for the sake of contrast and visual clarity. It's really common for the dude in lewd images/doujinshi to have darker skin even when they're just meant to be some Japanese everyman.

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Yuuka support BLM

>> No.27082824

They don't need to delve straight to africa to get contrast
Less is more

>> No.27082986


>> No.27083007

Japs aren't white. Deal w/ it.

>> No.27083375

They're aren't black either
They're far closer to white than they are black
You have seen a japanese person before, right?

>> No.27083644

You have seen a person who doesn't spend their whole life away from the sun, right?

>> No.27099117

No tan ever goes that dark
You can pretend it isn't black all you want, but it doesn't change reality

>> No.27099539

The reality is they're going to keep drawing guys like that and you're going to have to cope.

>> No.27100058

Don't you love it when artists give Yuuka a big hairy bush?

>> No.27100083

Why is everyone always hyper focuses on this
Every single time

>> No.27100609

The high frequency is distasteful, and is not at all proportioned to their per capita population

>> No.27103030

Because it's everywhere.
If it were a slight tan, it would make sense because Japanese people are a slight tinge of orange/beige/brown.
I'd be hard pressed to believe the guy is Japanese with how they're trying so hard.
just draw it and just leave it as a sketch. Your mind fills in the blank.

>> No.27103231

I don't see this autistic rationalization when a doujin with a non nigger gaijin is featured. It's the same shit as a a faceless and fat salary man.

>> No.27103573

There's an order of magnitude more fat salarymen in japan than there are blacks

>> No.27123271

I lift for Yuuka.

>> No.27124928

I lift with Yuuka.

>> No.27125524

I want to lift Yuuka.

>> No.27125716

don't call her heavy if you value your life

>> No.27128270

Apparently she's between 120-140 lbs so she's kind of up there

>> No.27128725

that's normal for tall girls, and ZUN did put her in the one of the higher brackets
plus, she does yard work all day every day, so she's pure muscle
the pretty, lithe, and elegant flower youkai is probably 6' and built like a truck

>> No.27128953

How would Yuuka react if I told her to get out of her jabroni outfit and that I was going to show her who the boss of this gym is?

>> No.27129168


They are obsessed which prompts more material to obsess over. It's vicious cycle.

>> No.27129205

I like to think it's pure breast and ass myself really
Also what bracket are you referring to?

>> No.27129421

the emails
he didn't say number heights, but he put a good handful of 2hus into a "short, medium, tall" list
Marisa and Reimu were short, and Yukari and Yuuka were tall

>> No.27129750

Classic ZUN being vague as fuck.
Japanese heights for females tend to be really scaled down though so I doubt the tall girls are anywhere near 6' or higher.

>> No.27142087

Don't quote me me with rationalization, I added possible reasoning to their otherwise irrational thought.

>> No.27142339

I prefer a neater patch right above the slit.

Same desu.

She's a shape-shifting youkai, you know...

She's around 172 cm tall in my headcanon.

>> No.27148728

that shapeshifting is why she isn't visibly a body builder from all her hard labour
the muscles are still there though

>> No.27149379

>172 cm
same here anon
Which already puts her well above the japanese average of 149 cm

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Yuuka isn't actually strong at all, she just pretends to be so people leave her alone. A decently /fit/ anon could probably have his way with her.

>> No.27153566

Yeah, go get her, Anon. You're the real champ.

>> No.27153645

I don't support rape, I am going to rescue her from the fish people and then court her in an elegant and respectful manner.

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Well, the truth is, I love both of them, they are very beautiful, cutes and bright sunflowers

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>> No.27208565

You can't milk a sunflower, you poor little boy!

>> No.27224615

Even the smallest of Youkai have more strength than a physically fit human. What you just said is the equivalent of saying a human can fight an elephant with his bare hands, if the elephant were human sized, more mobile than a human, retained all of it's strength, behaved like an enraged lion and capitalized on your fear. You cannot win against a youkai with your puny muscles.
There is a clear defined reason why Reimu's life is worth more than yours despite being a lazy piece of shit that barely does her job.

>> No.27226610

What if I believe in myself and think of all the friends I made along the way, can I beat Yuuka then?

>> No.27229430

Then explain why she’s in mortal terror of the fish people?

>> No.27229725

Youkai and Deep Ones are not compatible.

>> No.27229936

So that’s why gensokyo doesn’t have an ocean

>> No.27236322
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Going on an adventure with my princess

>> No.27239949

Then she will kill you slowly and painfully.
That assumes she doesn't behead or turn you to dust immediately.

>> No.27240035

lol she's mad cuz she doesn't have friends

>> No.27248886

You're literally cattle.

>> No.27250211

She doesn't have youkai friends either, she is pretty unique among all major characters in that she has absolutely zero significant connections.
Closest was Elly but she's gone too

>> No.27282017

Bump for Yuuka ;_;

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Yuuka's large breasts

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She’s H cup which is pretty big but apparently there’s quite a few touhous that are bigger

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>> No.27358419

Eirin, Nemuno, Byakuren and Cowe.

>> No.27379517

>Eirin, Byakuren
Eirin's P-Cup saggers are the 8th wonder of the world and one of the many wonders of Gensokyo.
>Nemuno, Cowe
zzzzzzz *snore*

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Because the guy behind the pic is one sick faggot.

>> No.27382920

After I impregnate Yuuka her tits will surpass the moonhag

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love the sleeping sunflower

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is yuuka actually friends with the yakumos? I see them paired up a lot

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They're both sleepy, powerful, busty, young maidens with similar names. They probably have nothing to do with each other.

>> No.27438758

they wish

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I wonder, does Yuuka spend so much time in the Garden of the Sun and around flowers in general to try to mask her old person smell?

>> No.27440622
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She has a healthy lifestyle that has limited the effects of aging. She eats a pure blue zone diet (with the occassional human on special occasions), practices daily exercise, walks long distances, tans for vitamin D exposure, minimizes stress and anxiety, gets lots of steep, maintains a conscientious attitude and takes good care of her skin. She would be the pinnacle of health if she only worked on developing her social circle a little bit, but I'm helping her with that slowly. She has aged like fine wine. However, she does have a slight smell, a few wrinkles, and a grey hair here and there. But of course, it's ungentlemanly to comment on that.

>> No.27442278

Yuuka is not old
she is immortal
she will forever be young, cute, soft, and fertile

>> No.27442552

The only true immortals are hourai ones

>> No.27448318
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Nobody likes Yuuka, she's a scary, creepy, sadistic weirdo who EATS youkai children, probably.

>> No.27452204

Blame Akyuu for writing a completely unprovoked slam piece on her full of slander

>> No.27452883
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Considering my wife has none of the traits mentioned in the last sentence, I recognize you as an impostor and sentence you to DEATH.

>> No.27458997

She visibly aged between PC98 and Windows. It’s just a matter of time anon

>> No.27501834

That makes it even more important to put a few dozen babies in her as soon as possible

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The great flower swarm

>> No.27576836

Yuuka has the potential to become one of the best mothers that can exist.

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She embodies all things natural and healthful, perhaps even being mother nature herself. Her sheer feminine grace is without equal in this franchise. She's wise and intelligent, but she's not a schemer nor is she an obsessive academic. She would be incredibly loving to her little sunflowers, but she would also teach them to be strong and self-reliant. She's very playful, not overly serious but at the same time carries a lot of pride. A healthy amount of pride that would make her strive towards being a perfect wife and mother to those she loves. As she tends to her flowers with an extreme amount of patience and attention to detail, so too would she nurture her family with the same level of tireless care. And any threats to the family would be ruthlessly exterminated, I can't imagine any NTR scenarios whatsoever regarding Yuuka. She is extremely slow to open up to people, so whoever can take her heart would likely be met with a storm of bottled up emotions that would not settle until the end of their human lifespan. It is far more likely a weaker man wouldn't be able to handle such insane passion, but I am not afraid at all. I could be with Yuuka every single second of every day.

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What a beautiful description you have made anon, without a doubt she is a wise and very faithful woman who will support you at any time and in any situation

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I'm very pleased with your choice of image and wording. May your heart not rot.

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Have you 1cc'd MS or PoFV with Yuuka yet?

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I love her, anons.

>> No.27665331

Every day is happy day with Yuuka

>> No.27690768
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Wake up!

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Yuuka used to be such a nice girl! What went wrong?

>> No.27700917

she just needs a friend

>> No.27711183

she just needs a husband

>> No.27711464

she just needs to invade Makai again

>> No.27725551

all her happiness went to her breasts

>> No.27726001
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Someone needs to help her extract that happiness back out

>> No.27733430

If I suck the milk from her breasts, will her happiness return?

>> No.27736728


So kawaii!

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I don't know how I lived before Yuuka

>> No.27799693

Yuuka has a glowing smile

>> No.27809982

Happy days came to an end.

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She sure does

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Do you think Yuuka allows travelers to spend the night at her house if it's getting late like Alice does?

>> No.27848300

probably not
if you go in, you're likely not coming out

>> No.27848957

That’s slutty
Only sluts like Alice do that

>> No.27849984

Make Makai Runty Again.

>> No.27865360

if you know a lot about gardening and are fun for her to tease you might see tomorrow.

>> No.27890513

honk the flower

>> No.27895795
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>you're likely not coming out
You mean you're likely not wanting to leave because it's so comfy, right?

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A little bit too comfy

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How many children would you have with Yuuka, anons?

>> No.27910251
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Just one
Sibling dynamics are awful and splitting affection among children makes them develop superiority/inferiority complexes

>> No.27910315

that's suicidal on a national level
3 is the ethical minimum

>> No.27910377

Overpopulation is more suicidal on a global scale right now desu

>> No.27910545

overpopulation is a bullshit meme
it only seems so because everyone packs into hive cities because its trendy to do so
move to a smaller city or town, and there's never ending amounts of space
more people live in east asia than the rest of the planet combined

>> No.27910691

Resource scarcity is real so it's not a question of if overpopulation will become a problem but when. It has nothing to do with living space - we have the means to create massive cities in wyoming if we wanted to - it has to do with things like food, water and energy. The standard of living we all know will drop substantially unless you are rich.

>> No.27910943

Also you can expect more disease, much more disease. People are going crazy over covid but if there was something that came out of china with the same transmission rate but also actually deadly the world would be beyond fucked right now. The fact that something as silly as this virus caused so much harm is proof enough

>> No.27910976

there is not even enough jobs in our current state, let alone when things get worse, then again depends where you live.but still salaries will go down since there is abdunance of workforce and when people get desperate they will take even shitty job with shitty pay, or if they dont there is plenty people who will.

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Oil, and everything derived from it can be synthesized artificially, just needs energy
all the elements needed for technological society and food production can be found in space on moons and asteroids, as well as deep in the earth's crust and mantle, both of which be tapped for eons
Food can be grown with ludicrous efficiency in vertical farms, just at a high cost in energy
Water can be and already is mass purified by the treatment plants in or by just about every major city in the world
more water is just a factor of more energy, since its not like it disappears from the world forever when used
all this energy can be provided by nuclear, fission or fusion, it doesn't matter which; or beamed space based solar power, where the sun is ever clear
if fission, we have enough uranium and thorium stores for tens of thousands of years readily available, and millions of years if we really dug for it
fusion however can run us til the heat death of the universe, as hydrogen is the most common element in the universe
if we can't crack pure hydrogen fusion any time soon, deuterium is plentiful enough in sea water to last us a couple hundred thousand years

climate change can be lead by the dick through mass GHG sequestration and orbital solar shades and mirrors
expensive energy wise, but when energy is no object because of glorious spammed nuclear plants, this problem becomes a mere footnote for the nerds

people keep talking about how the end is nigh, and I'm just sitting here with a bookshelf on how to make even star trek look like filthy casual pissbabies

>> No.27911577

This stuff is great and all but you're forgetting that absolutely nobody on this planet is going to put any investment towards these projects unless it's far too late
Yes nuclear fission is a great energy source but the fact that we have yet to seriously pursue it by now means it likely won't ever happen until the collapse of society is already on hand

>> No.27911842

That's one hell of a hot take with no basis in reality
Let me guess, you think being blackpilled make you smart

>> No.27911863

at least a dozen

>> No.27912039

We've had nuclear fission technology for almost a century now, what makes you think we'll just magically start using it one of these days? It's just being realistic.

>> No.27912922

do you know why its not used?
I bet you don't

>> No.27916866

As many as she wants!

>> No.27936977

I wouldn't stop having children with Yuuka. I'd plant my seed in her womb every time.

>> No.27937656

After 2 It'd be up to her.

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with an answer like that, she'll never stop being pregnant for the rest of your natural life

>> No.27957617

I can count to baby.

>> No.27958629

As many children as there are flowers in her garden.

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update: I am still obsessed with yuuka

>> No.27982350

>That one doujin where she fucks a florist's son

>> No.28002861

And they keep fucking afterwards, even after the florist comes back
I wonder if they got married when the son got older

>> No.28015850
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Cute NEET Yuuka!

>> No.28017625

NEET Yuuka couldn’t pay the immense rent on Mugenkan and was evicted by the Getsus
This is why she’s a flower hobo now

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>> No.28034672

I find it strange how Yuuka says in the MS extra ending that she wants to "learn magic" after fighting Alice which begs the question: what kind of not-magic is she using that makes her shoot giant laser beams out of umbrellas?

>> No.28051410

Spellcraft, rather than just raw power

>> No.28068685

Would yuuka be impressed or disturbed if she learned that I masturbate to her at least 3 times a day

>> No.28070847

depends on your appearance
given the inevitably ultra-high standards of an immortal youkai, Disturbed

>> No.28071046

I’ve seen her fuck ugly bald guys in hentai so I think my chances are pretty good

>> No.28071116

Magic is equations and shit.
Yuuka is just pew pews.

>> No.28071290

That's not a black man, it's just supposed to be a generic tanned japanese ntr man for self-insert purposes.

>> No.28071458

Setting one's self on fire does not constitute tanning
you don't go that dark unless you were dark to begin with, and japs aren't anywhere close

>> No.28071535
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I blame Yukari’s influence
Yuuka didn’t care about politics when she was younger...

>> No.28105948

Magic is kind of weak in touhou come to think of it

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Soft sex with Yuuka

>> No.28119890

She's less about the art of magic and mostly blowing shit up.

>> No.28120165

Yuuka is used to using a sledgehammer for everything, but now wants to try a screwdriver

>> No.28122966

How do the buttons on that blouse survive the daily abuse

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Who said they do?

>> No.28132240

A beautiful woman deserves all the necessary sacrifices

>> No.28132385

I love both her head hair and fluffy vagoo hair.

>> No.28132505

yuuka's pussy fluff

>> No.28132679

what does yuuka's pussy taste like

>> No.28132749
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Limoncello cake

>> No.28132778

salty sunflower seeds

>> No.28133090

I want to push Yuuka down onto the bed and plunder her like the treasure she is

>> No.28133131

I think, sweet juice of oranges and lemons

>> No.28195347
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Sleeping with Yuuka

>> No.28195663

I want to burn Yuuka's home down while she sleeps

>> No.28196430

Dream world is closed due to the recent coronavirus outbreak

>> No.28205468

Yuuka is so sexy anon, she deserves to be loved

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It actually tastes like, uhhhh, a tulip or orchid covered with slightly salty honey.

>> No.28216538
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To possess information that specific, you're either Yuuka, her husband, her son or Elly.

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I'm her husband, and that list is both broader and hopefully won't include any of my children.

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Who else is on that list? I know Yuuka and Genge are very good friends, but are they that good?

>> No.28219664
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Yukari, Elly, Reimu's late mom, Reimu, Alice, Rinnosuke, Flandre, Yuuka-2, both Getsus, and an unspecified number of long-deceased humans of both genders prior to Gensokyo.

>> No.28223270

Damn your Yuuka gets around

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A mature yet eternally young sensual and dominant lady with a soft chest, fluffy hair, lots of experience, and all-around great taste. Just perfect.

>> No.28228510

this must be a very good flavor

>> No.28229124

I like my Yuuka a little used around the edges as well but at one point it goes a little too far. She’s extremely introverted and looks down on humans so I don’t think she’s all that promiscuous

>> No.28229864
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So you're telling me that your Yuuka's genocidal excursion into Makai was only that and nothing more? That Shinki didn't get forcefully added onto her list?

>> No.28229990
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The chad Yuuka

>> No.28234448
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Actually, because most humans fear and loathe her, she can really melt when one falls with her. And due to her extremely long life dating back to [CENSORED] she isn't really that slutty.

Shinki didn't get to taste her rose, that's all.

>> No.28246128
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>Actually, because most humans fear and loathe her, she can really melt when one falls with her.
Lord have mercy on whoever dares to cheat on Yuuka or break up with her

>> No.28246656

I am the real Yuuka

>> No.28246784

post selfie + timestamp

>> No.28247344

You're not worthy, lowly Anon.

>> No.28247433

tits or gtfo, i love you Yuuka but rules are rules

>> No.28248178

This is beyond your wit

>> No.28271604

Why would you though? If she's not enough woman for you, I don't think you'll ever be satisfied.

>> No.28276743

Some men get scared off by women with extremely high libido and really passionate devotion. Personally, that just sounds gay as hell to me. I already fap to Yuuka a ridiculous amount as is, I would hug and cuddle and fuck Yuuka till the end of time

>> No.28277626

If you'd be scared off by something like that I don't think you'd get far enough for that to matter. I'm sure she can sense your fear.

>> No.28279790

She’s gonna ask for a baby
And then another one
And another one
Are you ready for that anon? Are you ready for nonstop baby making sex as your entire world becomes Yuuka, and her world becomes yours?
There will be no “healthy amount of distance”. Just pure madness. She might not show it at first but once you win her over she will hold on to you tight with all of her youkai strength.

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>> No.28290386

Will the real Yuuka stand up?

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>> No.28358595
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Yuuka is depressed that her thread keeps dying

>> No.28360431

no she isn't, she just feels tired and wants to be taken care of

>> No.28360465

Yuuka is scary and mean.

>> No.28361574

thanks for posting my wife.

>> No.28377140

luckily she has me, a professional breast masseuse, to take care of that

>> No.28465415

I am going to become a clone of Yuuka,

>> No.28472990

I'm starting to see why Yuuka hates bugs.

>> No.28472990,1 [INTERNAL] 

That was fucking beautiful anon, I wont lie when I say it made me tear up. Wish I could've told you this back in 2020...