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Anonymous Sat May 16 03:15:06 2009 No.2596534 [Reply] [Original]

Why are you always talking about which Touhou characters you'd fuck? Like you could even keep it up long enough to penetrate. I bet you'd cum three times if your favorite Touhou character even came within a foot of you.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 03:17:06 2009 No.2596542 We're EXPERT fappers here, of course. We may not have any techniques for HER pleasure, but we handle our own like Maestros.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 03:17:06 2009 No.2596544 I can cum many, many times, you see. LO, I CUM

Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Sat May 16 03:17:06 2009 No.2596540
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Is now a bad time for me to mention that I'd personally prefer GETTING fucked by a Touhou, especially if it was Ran with her big, meaty fox-cock...?

Anonymous Sat May 16 03:20:06 2009 No.2596552

To be honest though, most of us have played the games. Beat them in every possible way (though only some has achieved Lunatic). Have known Gensokyo's background and characters and what's happening there by moonrunes or the Touhou wikia.

It's almost to the point that we've known the important things and we think it's time that we should fap to the characters we like.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 03:21:06 2009 No.2596555 File: 94 KB, 500x680, yuyukoarmpits.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2596534 Maybe 3 strokes/thrusts, won't deny. 3 steps? You trippin', nigga! >>2596540 >if it was Ran with her big, meaty fox-cock...? I've got some bad news for you...

Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Sat May 16 03:21:06 2009 No.2596557

>>2596552

plus, everyone knows that there are many Futas in Gensokyo, and you are extremely likely to get raped in the butthole by EX-Keine if you frolic around during the fullmoon

In America, you fuck Touhous.

IN GENSOKYO, TOUHOUS FUCK YOU.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 03:22:06 2009 No.2596559 Because anything else would be pretentious.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 03:22:06 2009 No.2596562 >>2596552 I have to beat CtC Extra everytime before fapping to Suika.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 03:23:06 2009 No.2596563 File: 453 KB, 1100x1015, feet.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] More like if they came at me with their feet.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 03:23:06 2009 No.2596564 Manipulation of density.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 03:26:06 2009 No.2596578 I've honed my fapping skills for many years. I always last for over an hour while fapping so I think I could hold my own against a Touhou.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 03:28:06 2009 No.2596590 I fapped you're touhou

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 03:34:06 2009 No.2596616 >>2596557 >you are extremely likely to get raped in the butthole by EX-Keine if you frolic around during the fullmoon It is the full moon. You are likely to be raped by a Keine.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 03:40:06 2009 No.2596637 I'd come so hard the sperm rebound off the vaginal walls and come back in my penis only to be ejaculated again.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 03:43:06 2009 No.2596649 >>2596616 You have been raped by a Keine. Would you like to * Restart * Reload * ...continue.

>>	Your Candid Fr !eND/xfY3lY Sat May 16 03:48:06 2009 No.2596670 >>2596649 Which one is the one that starts the fucking over again?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 03:49:06 2009 No.2596672 >>2596649 [X] ...Continue

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 03:49:06 2009 No.2596674 >>2596670 All of them.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 04:15:06 2009 No.2596792 >>2596534 ...i love that pic

Anonymous Sat May 16 05:04:06 2009 No.2597042
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I should feel ashamed for bothering with this.
_____
Touhou Text Adventure

You head north through the forest. The density of the bamboo obscures your sight.
The forest continues to the north. The human village lies far to the south.
It is dark as the thicket obscures all light.
What do you do?

> go n
After further travel you come to a clearing in the forest.
This is the southern side of a grassy clearing. It stretches approximately 10 meters side-to-side, and

20 meters to the north. It is bordered on all sides by mountainous bamboo. The ripple of moving water is

audible to the west.
To the north is the far side of the clearing. A small path heads west. The vast bamboo forest stretches

southward.
The full moon is visible. You are likely to be caved by a Keine.
What do you do?

>n
That is not a recognized command.
What do you do?

>go n

Anonymous Sat May 16 05:07:06 2009 No.2597056
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>go n
You stride across the clearing.
This is the northern side of a grassy clearing. It stretches approximately 10 meters side-to-side, and

20 meters to the south. It is bordered on all sides by mountainous bamboo. You distantly hear the sounds of a stream.
The bamboo forest looms imposingly to the north. The clearing continues to the south.
The full moon is visible. You are likely to be caved by a Keine.
What do you do?

>go n
Alas, you are unable to take any action as a Keine has crept up behind you!

Soundlessly, a Keine has crept up behind you. She seizes your wrists in her her hands and forces you to the ground. You struggle in vain as the Keine kneels. Her left knee is beside you. Her right knee rests between your shoulder blades. Her weight pushes you further into the soft earth.
The Keine cries a beastial scream.
You nearly lose sensation in your fingertips before the Keine releases her grip. Your relief turns to horror as she uses her cow claws to destroy your clothing.
You realize your adventures have come to an end, as the Keine prepares to cave you.

Would you like to:

* re[s]tart from the beginning
* re[l]oad a saved adventure
* e[x]it to dos
* ...[c]ontinue

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 05:09:06 2009 No.2597065 sup gensokyo man

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 05:09:06 2009 No.2597069 >>2597042 >>2597056 Hopefully you can pull off a Gensokyo Man and get banned in the same way.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 05:15:06 2009 No.2597095 >>2596534 but I'm not sexually attracted to touhous

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 05:20:06 2009 No.2597114 oh come on now, gensokyo man was good, as expected from experienced DM

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Sat May 16 06:08:06 2009 No.2597221 File: 244 KB, 900x900, 393475af63d8d7045f6690f95ae77bf0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2597042 >>2597056 Such a moooving story...

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Sat May 16 06:09:06 2009 No.2597224 File: 138 KB, 445x674, 393475af63d8d7045f6690f95ae77bf0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Udderly fantastic thread, by the way

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Sat May 16 06:13:06 2009 No.2597233 File: 2.73 MB, 1000x1750, 393475af63d8d7045f6690f95ae77bf0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] And, remember to bring a towel for when Keine unloads her Rocky Mountain Oysters in or on you.

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