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A sardine growing from the soil

>> No.25956334

>>25956304
Sauce?

>> No.25956644
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25956644

"Seafood" is nothing but an elaborate conspiracy theory. The powers that be want you to believe living, breathing creatures actually exist in the ocean? Don't be silly. What is the ocean made of? Water. What will you breathe if you do it in the ocean? Water. What do you *really* need to breathe? Air. Air =/= Water.

QED.

In reality, "fish", as we've colloquially come to know them are actually a type of plant life, not too different from mushrooms. They grow from the ground, just like everythng else, and breathe air, just like everything else.

WAKE UP

>> No.25959495

>>25956644
Mushrooms are not plants

>> No.25974653

>>25956304
Wtf is that how they appear

>> No.25979368

>>25956304
I will be waiting for the giant flying jellyfish then.

>> No.26032400

>>25956304
Probably just fertiliser.

>> No.26033828

>>25956644
>>25959495
hah, got you there

>> No.26033883

>>25956644
I don't care, what matters is their tastiness.

>> No.26035575

>>25956644
gills
i rest my case.
>aqua-sama casts purification on this heathen soul

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26035606

>>25956644
P U R I F I C A T I O N

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