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2594147 No.2594147 [Reply] [Original]

Yuyuko asks you if you'd have sex with her.

She promises not to eat you, and even presents a signed document stating that she won't authorized by Gensokyo's Notary Public.

Do you accept?

>> No.2594157

You're supposed to pose a question that isn't retarded.

Do you accept?

>> No.2594160

As if anyone would turn down sex from a cute girl.

>> No.2594155

Bu-but there's no such thing like Gensokyo's Notary Public.

>> No.2594162

>>2594155

You better not say that, or else she'll see that you have seen through her lie, and then she'll eat you.

>> No.2594166

I'd confess that I just come there because I am in love with Youmu.

>> No.2594168

>>2594160
But she's fat though.

>> No.2594169

She didn't let me beat her in megamari, so I won't give her any sex.

Now that I think about it she doesn't let me beat her on her own stage either. She is so mean.

>> No.2594180

I can't accept her offer unless vore is involved.

>> No.2594189

LOL YUYUKO SO HUNGRY

>> No.2594200

do i get to eat her the?

>> No.2594213

I'd rather not be dead.

>> No.2594214

>>2594200

I'd eat her the

>> No.2594226

This is the worst meme in touhou.

>> No.2594224

>>2594160

/jp/ would

>> No.2594238

sex with a ghost

yeh right

>> No.2594242
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2594242

>>2594226
YOU CALLED?

>> No.2594256

>>2594226

yes. so often do we see yuyuko offering sex with a written legal document saying that she'll refrain from devouring you.

God I see that shit way too often

>> No.2594272

No.

YOU BETTER FUCKING EAT ME YUYUKO

>> No.2594289

I'd probably taste like shit, I don't think I do anything that might give me good taste.

>> No.2594341

>>2594289
You know about veal right? Comes from cows that sit on their asses 24/7. I'm sure you'd be fine.

>> No.2594387
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2594387

>>2594147
FUCK. YES!!

Yuyu-sama's the one and only Touhou I would wine n' dine before having consensual sex in the missionary position!

>> No.2594525

Of course, provided that there are no after effects.

>> No.2594534

>>2594341
I don't think those young creatures spend all day drinking coke and eating shit.

>> No.2594538

>>2594341
But veal is like baby cow. Tender and fat - yes, but they don't necessarily sit on their asses.

>> No.2594554

>>2594534
You eat shit? That's disgusting.

>> No.2594557

Only if she allows Youmu to join in.

>> No.2594582

>>2594554
ZING!

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