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2592227 No.2592227 [Reply] [Original]

Your loli daughter pleads to you with this look to buy a pet cat. Do you give in?

>> No.2592232

Sure, why not.

>> No.2592244

Of course. I love cats.

>> No.2592247

>>2592227
You kidding me? I'd already have a cat or two by that point.

>> No.2592253

I...I'm Koakuma's dad? So many questions.

Also, yeah. Cats are true bros.

>> No.2592256

"Sure, honey, I'll buy you a cat after I finish HAVING A MOE-INDUCED HEART ATTACK HNNNNNGGGGGGGGG"

>> No.2592263

I think I would've died from a heart attack before this question ever came up. SOOOO MOE~

>> No.2592271

>>2592227
only if the girls still there after the acid flashback ends.

damn was that a bad decision.

>> No.2592273

Are we assuming I hate cats?
I buy a cat.
Are we assuming I like cats?
I buy a cat.

>> No.2592276

I can't give in if I've died of HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH

>> No.2592277

Only if she ignores the fact that I molest her daily.

>> No.2592280

>>2592227
Why? She already has a pussy. Why does she need another one?

>> No.2592282

You're just jealous because I will always love my old cat more than you.

>> No.2592326

If she does well at her violin recital, then I'll consider it.

>> No.2592336

>>2592326

Oh god, I fucking lol'd hard.

>> No.2592338
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2592338

>loli daughter
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH Daily dose?

>> No.2592339

If my daughter looked like that I don't think I could ever say no.

>> No.2592353

>>2592277
You read my mind.

>> No.2592384

For her to plead with words it would imply that I don't have my cock in her mouth.

That's a no.

>> No.2592388

id get her a hamster

bitches love hamsters

>> No.2592418

Does this mean that I am Patchouli's husbando? FUCK YEAH!

>> No.2592429

>>2592418
Are you implying that Koakuma is Patchy's daughter? lol no

>> No.2593225

I hear bats and cats don't mix. I'd tell her to play with papa instead.

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