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258982 No.258982 [Reply] [Original]

!suomynonA swen dooG

>> No.258990

Wait, something went wrong here. what

>> No.258995
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258995

She's like a starfish. Pull a tail off and it grows into another one.

>> No.259002

oh god, I wish to be the little cat girl.

>> No.259004

Multi-network Ran?

>> No.259008

¿ʎɐs noʎ 'sʍǝu pooƃ

>> No.259012
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>>259002

rape the willing?

>> No.259013
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>>259013
JUST AS RANNED

>> No.259139
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>>258982
THIS IS NOT ENOUGH RANS

WE NEED ONE FOR EVERYONE

>> No.259144
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259144

Rip off her tails, they'll grow into new Rans.

>> No.259170
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>>259144
don't do that

>> No.259180

>>258982
We need moar chen, god I love Chen!

>> No.259188
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259188

>>259180

>> No.259205

>>259188

very do not want.

>> No.259209

>>259188

GODDAMMIT FELIS OVUM

>> No.259214

>>259205

>> No.259216

>>259188
;__;

>> No.259220

>>259188
OH GOD DO NOT WANT

>> No.259238

>>259188
WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT

>> No.259353

>>259188
Jesus christ the fire does nothing

>> No.259364

>>259188
OH GOD TAKE IT AWAY

TAKE IT FAR AWAY

>> No.259370

Hey guys did you notice it has about 6 or 8 tits ?

>> No.259383

>>259370
THAT'S NOT BETTER
THAT'S NOT BETTER AT ALL

>> No.259405

>>259188
reality of a youkai

>> No.259409

so yukari = cthulhu amirite?

>> No.259420

>>259370
OH GOD THE IMAGE IS BACK BUY I SEE MORE TITS ON IT DO NOT WANT WHY YOU DO THIS TO ME, ETC ALSO CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR AWESOME

>> No.259423

FUCK

>> No.259426

>>259405
If you knew shit about japanese youkai then you'd know that that wasn't true.

>> No.259427
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259427

look at this picture look at this picture look at this picture you forget fur you see naked nekomata without fur you don't even know what fur is you know only 10% only 10% only 10% only 10% only 10% only 10% only 10% only 10% only 10% only 10% only 10% only 10% only 10% only 10% only 10% only 10% only 10% only 10% only 10% only 10% only 10% only 10% only 10% only 10% only 10% only 10% only 10% only 10% only 10% only 10% only 10% only 10% only 10% only 10% only 10% only 10%

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>>259205
>>259209
>>259214
>>259216
>>259220
>>259238
>>259353
>>259364
>>259383
>>259405
>>259420

>> No.259434

>>259427
I see a nipple.

PROMOTIONS!

>> No.259442

>>259188
<3 Do want.

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259443

You never really thought being a relatively 'clean' NEET with a quick wit would get you far, but apparently the irony gods stood to prove you wrong.

That and Yukari's sense of humor. Bored after playing too much Portal one day, she gapped you over to run through a rather Gensokyoan mockup of the game. Despite a few close calls (and a short break to heal your ankles when Yukari forgets to give you the leg implants until after landing from a 50-foot drop) you manage to make it through and thoroughly impress her by ignoring the Morality Core until after prying off and burning the other three. Though it was odd the others looked like a curled up cat, a fox with about ten tails, and a loudly snoring woman in a dress.

Then again, this part was explained by meeting Ran, Chen, and Yukari almost immediately after defeating SuKiMa, untraceable speech impairment or no. Yukari applauded your cleverness and invited you to "hang out here and keep me amused." At first you wonder how, but after spending a half-hour singing "Still Alive" with her and having a Chrono Trigger reference make her break into giggles, you figure that's the easy part of the arrangement.

No, what was more troublesome was being bored to death in the afternoon while Yukari was still asleep, and the angry looks Ran kept giving you while she was cleaning house. With nothing better to do at the time, you offer to at least help take care of the housekeeping. She seems surprised at first, but welcomes the help - and the resulting free time. Within a few weeks she no longer acts hostile towards you, and even willingly tolerates you relaxing among her tails on occasion, much like Chen does when she comes home.

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>>259442
.........

>> No.259446
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>>259443
Yukari gaps over early one evening to annoy her shikigami and stares. "When did you two become an item?"

Ran turns beet red and yells at her, but you almost take it as inspiration. You did always like her motherly air, after all.

Unfortunately, Ran acts rather stiff and formal towards you for a few days, but you can wait. Yukari refuses to let the joke slide, of course, but it's easier to roll your eyes and make a wisecrack than get her to stop. Though, it is odd that Ran keeps overreacting to her anyway...

Then you notice her blushing whenever you accidentally brush against her hand when using the same bin to scrub off the laundry. And when her tails brush your back in the kitchen...

Well, enough of that nonsense. A few days later you catch her relaxing in the kotatsu and see your chance. You sit down next to her and give her a hug - her, not just the tails.

As expected, she turns red again. "Wh, what are you doing?"

"Giving you a reason to stop pretending. I assume Yukari's jokes inspired you, too?"

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>>259446
Needless to say, life is good. Sure, the tails can get in the way when making love, but being fully embraced by them is an indescribably wonderful feeling.

Yukari never stops joking, but you just joke back. For the first time you make HER turn pink after a playful accusation of seducing Brad Pitt, which strangely doesn't sound out of line anymore. Chen seems to understand perfectly and immediately takes to calling you "Daddy," though there is a more-than-tiny shock when she starts asking about your sex habits and says Tewi told her about the topic. You expect rabbit stew that evening, only to have her come back red-faced and clutching a ratty paperback about sexual techniques that Tewi had bought from Korindou a few years back. It's surprisingly informative.

BAD END:
One evening Yukari wakes up while you and Ran are making love, and gaps in to be the pest she is. The two of you are too preoccupied to notice at first, especially over the sexy little happy noises Ran is making.

Then Yukari makes a quip you can't brush off.

"Enjoying your yiffing?"

...

FUCK.

>> No.259455

>>259452
It was good until the end.

>> No.259457

>>259452
>>259446
>>259443

OH

MY

GOD

>> No.259459

>>259452
>"Enjoying your yiffing?"

I lost hard. Good bonerkiller right thar

>> No.259460

FUCK YES! YOU ARE THE BEST FANFIC EVER!

>> No.259461

>>259455
>>259459
Its not meant to be porn. Its copypasta from one of those BAD END threads on pooshlmer.

>> No.259470

>"Enjoying your yiffing?"

10% MOTHE

Wait. What % is Ran anyways?

>> No.259477

>>259470
1% for each tail +1 % for ears

>> No.259480

>>259470

10% isn't an exact percentage, anyways.

She's human enough that her foxgirl features compliment her human ones and make her more fappable, and that's what counts.

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>>259470

40%

YIFF YIFF

>> No.259486

>>259470

Dangerously cheesy.

>> No.259496

>>259470
Low enough. Yukari was just being the bitch she is.

>> No.260506

>>259480
>>259486
>>259496
When in doubt, remember the wisdom of Anonymous:

>if you take away the ears and tail of a Catgirl you have a normal girl, if you take away the ears and tail of a Furry, you have animal cruelty.

Ran is a foxgirl. No yiff.

>> No.260525

>>259477
11% ! Noo it's not 10%

>> No.260529

>>260506 if you take away the ears and tail of a Catgirl you have a normal girl, if you take away the ears and tail of a Furry, you have good times.
Fixed

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260981

tail feel so good

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