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[SPOILER] No.2588859[SPOILER]  [Reply] [Original]

So how the fuck do I play Apollo 13?

>> No.2588864

You dodge it

>> No.2588870

Press shit at random until Tom Hanks yells at you.

>> No.2588894

Go peek under Eirin's skirt.

>> No.2588983

Sit in the very center of the circle of bullets, there's a hitbox-sized safe spot

>> No.2588992

SLINGSHOT AROUND THE MOON!

>> No.2589001

>>2588894
This.

>> No.2589015
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2589015

How do I get Reisen to have sex with me?

>> No.2589024

>>2589015
Carrots

>> No.2589030

>>2589015

Just ask.

>> No.2589066
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2589066

How do I get Eirin to have sex with me?

>> No.2589072

>>2589066

Charm her with your wit and boyish-good looks.

>> No.2589082

>wit
>boyish-good looks
>/jp/

ಠ_ಠ

>> No.2589084

>>2589072

I don't have any of those... is there any other way?

>> No.2589087

>>2589084
Roofies.

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2589091

>>2589066

Don't mention the war.

>> No.2589094

>>2589084

If you multiclass into wizard you could try using Charm Person.

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2589129

How do I get Kaguya to have sex with me?

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