/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Straight outta Compton, crazy motherfucker named Ice Cube
From the gang called Niggaz With Attitudes
When I'm called off, I got a sawed off
Squeeze the trigger, and bodies are hauled off
You too, boy, if ya fuck with me
The police are gonna hafta come and get me
Off yo ass, that's how I'm goin out
For the punk motherfuckers that's showin out
Niggaz start to mumble, they wanna rumble
Mix em and cook em in a pot like gumbo
Goin off on a motherfucker like that
with a gat that's pointed at yo ass
So give it up smooth
Ain't no tellin when I'm down for a jack move
Here's a murder rap to keep yo dancin
with a crime record like Charles Manson
AK-47 is the tool
Don't make me act the motherfuckin fool
Me you can go toe to toe, no maybe
I'm knockin niggaz out tha box, daily
yo weekly, monthly and yearly
until them dumb motherfuckers see clearly
that I'm down with the capital C-P-T
Boy you can't fuck with me
So when I'm in your neighborhood, you better duck
Coz Ice Cube is crazy as fuck
As I leave, believe I'm stompin
but when I come back, boy, I'm comin straight outta Compton

[Anonymous No.]

wat

[Anonymous No.]

Straight outta Compton, another crazy ass nigga
More punks I smoke, yo, my rep gets bigger
I'm a bad motherfucker and you know this
But the pussy ass niggaz don't show this
But I don't give a fuck, I'ma make my snaps
If not from the records, from jackin the crops
Just like burglary, the definition is 'jackin'
And when illegally armed it's called 'packin'
Shoot a motherfucker in a minute
I find a good piece o' pussy, I go up in it
So if you're at a show in the front row
I'm a call you a bitch or dirty-ass ho
You'll probably get mad like a bitch is supposed to
But that shows me, slut, you're composed to
a crazy muthafucker from tha street
Attitude legit cause I'm tearin up shit
MC Ren controls the automatic
For any dumb muthafucker that starts static
Not the right hand cause I'm the hand itself
every time I pull a AK off the shelf
The security is maximum and that's a law
R-E-N spells Ren but I'm raw
See, coz I'm the motherfuckin villain
The definition is clear, you're the witness of a killin
that's takin place without a clue
And once you're on the scope, your ass is through
Look, you might take it as a trip
but a nigga like Ren is on a gangsta tip
Straight outta Compton...

[MANkoto !/uhtKOHuio No.]

Ode to our Lolis.

Some love loli because when they fall for you,
They will be loyal and true through and through.

When one breaks down and becomes sappy,
He fears most women will find him lacking.
"You're not macho" they say,
"I'm not there for you to cling to"
And so, just like that, they will up and leave you
For some retard who works out six times a day

For a loli however this needs not be;
As a loli would be just as loving as he.

For others it is the small frame they adore;
'Tis the joy of the supple body they long for
They care less for a girl saying "Love only me"
As one with a wonderful DFC.

"Though still" they say, "I would love to see"
"A loli that would be just as loving as me."

Others still think it a mix of the two:
Of both a stature small and a love that is true
Contended are they, they will proclaim
So long as their loli is cute and sane.

"We only ask, however, that true their love be;
So that our lolis would be as loving as we"

As for me, I'm resigned to the fact
That our ideal lolis are merely abstract
That my pie in the sky shall never land
And when I reach out, I'll never grasp that small hand

Oh, how sad am I, that I shall never see
A loli who would love me
As much as I could ever
Ever
Love she.

[Anonymous No.]

...straight outta Compton
is a brotha that'll smother yo' mother
and make ya sister think I love her
Dangerous motherfucker raises hell
And if I ever get caught I make bail
See, I don't give a fuck, that's the problem
I see a motherfuckin cop I don't dodge him
But I'm smart, lay low, creep a while
And when I see a punk pass, I smile
To me it's kinda funny, the attitude showin a nigga drivin
but don't know where the fuck he's going, just rollin
lookin for the one they call Eazy
But here's a flash, they never seize me
Ruthless! Never seen like a shadow in the dark
except when I unload, see I'll get over the hesitation
and hear the scream of the one who got the last penetration
Give a little gust of wind and I'm jettin
But leave a memory no one'll be forgettin
So what about the bitch who got shot? Fuck her!
You think I give a damn about a bitch? I ain't a sucker!
This is the autobiography of the E, and if you ever fuck with me
You'll get taken by a stupid dope brotha who will smother
word to the motherfucker, straight outta Compton

[Anonymous No.]

>>2581561
Amen.

[Anonymous No.]

What the hell.

[Anonymous No.]

...

[Anonymous No.]

Why hello there...world...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2581561
;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>2581669
>>2581680
Oh... don't cry... I'm not here to give you... lolis..../jp/

[Anonymous No.]

I'M COMING STRAIGHT OUT OF COMPTON!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2581699
sup Ron.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2581716
Hey gap bitch, it's time for our dey-fuckin bute

[Anonymous No.]

>>2581730
arara... What did you have in mind?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2581740
Rape, fast food, cancer, and more rape. How about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2581743

Oh my....

[Anonymous No.]

>>2581743
>>2581752
Hey guisth, what about my final form?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2581759
It fucking sucks.

>>2581752
You like? Oh yes, there are so many rapees around, Those faggots will bow down before me, and lick me big red cockboots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2581743
Sad fool. Little does he know only Yukari does the raping around these parts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2581777
Sounds good to me. But Ron, I'm a little hungry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2581793
KNEEL THE FUCK DOWN BITCH BEFORE YOUR FAST FOOD OVERLORD

>>2581807
I got delicious caek left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2581819
Give me that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2581807
That's your cue to start running.

[Anonymous No.]

Hay goys? I-I'm going to try to transform into my final form for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2581832
Shut the fuck up bitch! You don't have a fucking clue! I ought to just slap your fucking furry mouth!. Hey Gap-girl, let me abuse your slave!

>>2581845
Aw shiet

[Anonymous No.]

>>2581845
Sure go for it.
*eats cake*

[Anonymous No.]

MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME......

[Anonymous No.]

>>2581879
As you wish. I sure hope our oven can fir a clown inside.

Or maybe a roast would be better?

[Anonymous No.]

Oh look, roleplaying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2581879
Eh? You can try. But she is useful from time to time so try not to do too much damage.

>>2581906
...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2581918
Fight
Spell
Item
Run

[Anonymous No.]

Gee sure feels like Gaia online in here!

>>2581918
It's summer, bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2581936
...

[Anonymous No.]

MU MU MU MU MU MU MU MU MU

[Anonymous No.]

>>2581936
TIME FOR RAPE

[Anonymous No.]

HRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRN


ORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

POWER OVERWHELMING