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I'm sure many of you have horrible posture from sitting incorrectly when using your PC, slouching to reach the keyboard.

There is a solution.

Kendo.

I used to have a disgusting posture, looking somewhat like the hunched back of notre dame.
It all changed when I took Kendo, my back straighten and strengthen.

Now I look like a confident young man ready to take on the world, not a recluse trying to get back into his shell.

Women love a man with good posture.

>> No.2577891

Not allowed to throw punches, kicks or trips in the match. Swords only. Pass.

>> No.2577895

at least kendo is better than aikido

>> No.2577896

Sounds like alot of work. Can't I just surgically insert a steel rod into my spine instead?

>> No.2577907
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2577907

Wow, how about I just sit upright instead.

>> No.2577921

I'm sure many of you have horrible posture from sitting incorrectly when using your PC, slouching to reach the keyboard.

There is a solution.

Ballet.

I used to have a disgusting posture, looking somewhat like the hunched back of notre dame.
It all changed when I took Ballet, my back straighten and strengthen.

Now I look like a confident young man ready to take on the world, not a recluse trying to get back into his shell.

Women (and ducks) love a man with good posture.

>> No.2577934

I'm sure many of you have horrible posture from sitting incorrectly when using your PC, slouching to reach the keyboard.

There is a solution.

Not Yu-Gi-Oh.

I used to have a disgusting posture, looking somewhat like the hunched back of notre dame.
It all changed when I took up Yu-Gi-Oh, my back straighten and strengthen.

Now I look like a confident young man ready to take on the world, not a recluse trying to get back into his shell.

Women love a man with good posture and decks.

>> No.2577939

I'm sure many of you have horrible posture from sitting incorrectly when using your PC, slouching to reach the keyboard.

There is a solution.

Yu-Gi-Oh.

I used to have a disgusting posture, looking somewhat like the hunched back of notre dame.
It all changed when I took Yu-Gi-Oh, my back straighten and strengthen.

Now I look like a confident young man ready to take on the world, not a recluse trying to get back into his shell.

Women love a man with good posture and decks.

>> No.2577941
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2577941

Do I get a free Tamaki?

>> No.2577945

Wouldn't an easier and cheaper way to correct a persons posture whilst using a PC be to simply raise the height of the monitor so that the top rim of it is at eye level, and then reduce the height of your chair until it results in the correct posture?

That's what I do, and the only time I get back pain anymore is when I spend longer than half an hour fapping, which I do in a somewhat odd position to begin with.

>> No.2577944

> kendo2.jpg

>> No.2577950

I'm sure many of you have horrible posture from sitting incorrectly when using your PC, slouching to reach the keyboard.

There is a solution.

The Imperial Guard.

I used to have a disgusting posture, looking somewhat like a Chaos touched mutant.
It all changed when I joined the Guard, my back straighten and strengthen.

Now I look like a confident young soldier ready to take on the universe, not a cultist trying to avoid his masters whip.

Sisters of Battle love a man with good posture.

>> No.2577954

>>2577950

hear hear

>> No.2577974

>>2577950
>Sisters of Battle love a man with good posture.

What? No they don't. Have you ever actually seen the Emperors sitting posture on the throne these days? Guy's slouching over so hard it looks like he's spent the last century trying to squeeze one off.

Lord knows what the church uses THOSE for. I mean, his tears go into anti-psychic grenades, his fingernails go into terminator armour. His pee is one of the key components of holy promethium, I know that much.

>> No.2578000

I am zure many of you haf 'orrible posture from zitting incorrectly when using ze PC, slouching to reach ze keyboard.

There is a solution.

Ze Nationalist Socialist Party.

I used to haf a disgusting posture, looking somewhat like a grieslig jewman
It all changed when I joined the Party, my back it straightened out and strengthened out.

Now I look like a guut young zoldier ready to take on the british. not a pathetic sissyboy

Ze frauleins love a man with good posture.

>> No.2578012

>Some people say his tears go into anti-psychic grenades, his fingernails go into terminator armour. All we know is that he's called The Stig.

>> No.2578015

>>2578000
>Ze Nationalist Socialist Party.
>There is a solution.
I see what you did there

>> No.2578027

>>2578015
You do, huh? Aint that fine and dandy. Kekekeke that son of a bitch like it aint nothing. Son

>> No.2578038

I'm sure many of you have horrible posture from sitting incorrectly when using your PC, slouching to reach the keyboard.

There is a solution.

Get a fucking taller desk.

I used to have a disgusting posture, looking somewhat like the hunchback of notre dame.
It all changed when I got a fucking taller desk- my back straightened and strengthened.

Now I look like a confident young man ready to take on the world, not a recluse trying to get back into his shell.

Little girls love a man with good posture.

>> No.2578080
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2578080

I'm sure many of you have horrible posture from enduring the weight of your gigantic breasts, slouching just to relieve the terrible pain of those tumors.

There is a solution.

Delicious flat chest.

I used to have a disgusting posture, looking somewhat like a diseased hunched back crackwhore.
It all changed when I got delicious flat chest, my back straighten and strengthen.

Now I look like a confident young woman ready to take on the world, not a prostitute trying to get back onto her corner.

Women love a woman with good posture.

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