Dirty old crusty dried up wrinkled hag

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Anonymous Mon May 11 23:56:17 2009 No.2576637 [Reply] [Original]

Dirty old crusty dried up wrinkled hag

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 23:58:17 2009 No.2576653 Show your work OP.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 23:58:17 2009 No.2576647 File: 73 KB, 411x480, kum_defa1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dirty old crusty dried up wrinkled hag

>>	Rome !!EPVwTIz4j/f Tue May 12 00:00:17 2009 No.2576662 File: 363 KB, 800x1000, 1240170532892.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2576637 Every fucking day.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 00:02:17 2009 No.2576674 File: 262 KB, 450x600, 779302790122b0c6c6db69ecf9608551.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Stop calling her that, Yukari is not an old h

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 00:03:17 2009 No.2576682 File: 175 KB, 588x800, yukaritopless.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2576637 >>2576662 Gensokyo's Delicious GILF

>>	Sythou !k814UpK0Ck Tue May 12 00:04:17 2009 No.2576689 >>2576674 Touhou 43: Yukari Smokes Weed

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 00:05:17 2009 No.2576692 File: 364 KB, 1000x800, yukari nude.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2576637 b...but why?

>>	BOOF !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl Tue May 12 00:07:17 2009 No.2576706 File: 386 KB, 932x1086, 1241696288431.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] healthy

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 00:08:17 2009 No.2576711 File: 322 KB, 659x1448, yukaribath.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] healthy old hag she is!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 00:08:17 2009 No.2576712 File: 268 KB, 653x831, yukarinnn.jpg 2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] YUKARIN IS NOT AN OLD HAG FUCK YOU OP

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 00:08:17 2009 No.2576715 >>2576689 >Touhou 420: Hallucinogens in Gensokyo Homeland (H.I.G.H)

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Tue May 12 00:10:17 2009 No.2576725 File: 83 KB, 706x722, 393475af63d8d7045f6690f95ae77bf0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2576689 >>2576715 I would play the SHIT out of this.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 00:11:17 2009 No.2576730 File: 278 KB, 800x780, yukari and ran sexy time.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Threesome?

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Tue May 12 00:12:17 2009 No.2576736 File: 104 KB, 563x791, 393475af63d8d7045f6690f95ae77bf0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh, Yukari, we KNOW your breasts didn't 'accidentally' fall out of your dress. Perverted old crone. It's why we love her, though.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 00:12:17 2009 No.2576734 File: 68 KB, 430x610, yukari.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2576725 And you thought Border of Life and Death was a mindfuck. You haven't seen shit yet!

>>	BOOF !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl Tue May 12 00:14:17 2009 No.2576747 File: 59 KB, 1055x714, what.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2576736 she has piles of them, with hats

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 00:14:17 2009 No.2576748 >>2576706 God, imagine waking up to that view one morning.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 00:16:17 2009 No.2576754 >>2576748 My screams would be loud enough to penetrate the barrier.

Anonymous Tue May 12 00:17:17 2009 No.2576756
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>>2576736
>>2576706
>>2576725
I will not cheat on Yuyu-sama!
I will not cheat on Yuyu-sama!
I will not cheat on Yuyu-sama!
I will not cheat on Yuyu-sama!
I will not cheat on Yuyu-sama!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 00:17:17 2009 No.2576757 File: 386 KB, 1600x1200, 06f8605b14af063d5dd3b765dfa76be9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "S..sex?" "W...w...what's that?"

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Tue May 12 00:18:17 2009 No.2576764 File: 125 KB, 800x600, 393475af63d8d7045f6690f95ae77bf0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2576748 Imagine waking up to THESE two.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 00:18:17 2009 No.2576767 >>2576748 I'd find the nearest pointed object and proceed to stab myself in the neck with it.

>>	BOOF !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl Tue May 12 00:20:17 2009 No.2576772 >>2576757 image says "ill do om nom nom for you" god that artist is amazing

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 00:21:17 2009 No.2576776 >>2576748 You like tits? Get back to /a/.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 00:22:17 2009 No.2576778 File: 211 KB, 1055x1500, YukariSexy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Tue May 12 00:23:17 2009 No.2576785
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While Yukarin is awesome and all, I do hope no roleplayer decides to run off with her and turn her into the newest Alice. I would die a little more on the inside.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 00:23:17 2009 No.2576784 >>2576764 It would be heavenly. inb4 you go off on your Gensokyo = dante's infernal hell ramblings.

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Tue May 12 00:24:17 2009 No.2576787 File: 13 KB, 238x204, 1221491653339.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] After you've survived a night in Yukari's bed, there is no doubt as to what you wake up to see.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 00:24:17 2009 No.2576789 File: 243 KB, 666x500, Yukari front.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2576776 Shut the fuck up.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 00:24:17 2009 No.2576790 >>2576764 Chen's two tails? That would be heavenly.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 00:24:17 2009 No.2576791 >>2576674 Is Yukari the Candlejack of Gensokyo? Does she get you through her ga

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 00:24:17 2009 No.2576796 File: 18 KB, 265x191, nigga.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2576776

Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Tue May 12 00:26:17 2009 No.2576802
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>>2576784

I lol'd.

Reminds me of when I posted in a Rider thread and someone made a groaner about my 'maniacal hatred of poor Rider-chan".

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 00:28:17 2009 No.2576821 File: 387 KB, 600x799, dbd5eab7453aefb5df4737debf03bc46.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wonder what Yukari's true form is.... That beautiful, sexy, refined, mature elegant lady that we see all the time has got to be a front.

>>	H Tue May 12 00:31:17 2009 No.2576841 >>2576821 Probably Beatrice

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 00:31:17 2009 No.2576837 >>2576802 Yes, yes we know. Rider is a gorgon, eats human flesh, grinds bones, uses her feces which is littered in human remains as fertilizer for her rose garden etc.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 00:31:17 2009 No.2576836 File: 49 KB, 566x566, 1234936440521.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2576821 This is her true form.

Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Tue May 12 00:32:17 2009 No.2576848
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>>2576821

She's probably a many-eyed horror from the depths like the Old Ones of Lovecraft's tales.

That other Anonymous got me thinking, though. Does my vision of Gensokyo really seem that horrific and scary? Perhaps it is, but only because I enjoy that sort of thing. The fright and danger lends a certain richness to the whole experience...a bit too much for those who aren't quite prepared, I'd imagine.

Ah, but I'm ruminating now. Here, some crone tits.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 00:32:17 2009 No.2576851 File: 188 KB, 916x990, OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2576836 my god man... it's hideous

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 00:32:17 2009 No.2576854 File: 95 KB, 600x533, 1236319119193.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2576841

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 00:33:17 2009 No.2576861 >>2576848 Lovecraft reads like a bad comic book. I guess it fits with whatever you're going on about.

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Tue May 12 00:33:17 2009 No.2576864 File: 194 KB, 850x721, 393475af63d8d7045f6690f95ae77bf0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A WILD YUKARIN APPEARS!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 00:34:17 2009 No.2576869 >>2576848 Sorry, I've never read your tripe. I'm sure fanfiction.net would be interested in it, though.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 00:36:17 2009 No.2576877 >>2576848 Horrific and scary? In a sense.......but I wouldn't really mind getting eaten if it's by pretty ladies.

Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Tue May 12 00:37:17 2009 No.2576887
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>>2576861

I've never actually read Lovecraft's work thoroughly, mostly because I picked up one of his books and couldn't stand to listen to him hover around like a drunken bumblebee instead of getting to the point.

There are some things that people have mentioned, though. The tentacled freak Cthulu, for one. Who hasn't heard of him?

Anyway. Yukari. Gensokyo's #1 Cougar.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 00:39:17 2009 No.2576904 File: 418 KB, 605x605, 08eb698b8761012fb97dd467268a02e1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You stumble into this room Arc. What now?

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Tue May 12 00:40:17 2009 No.2576917 File: 197 KB, 1000x600, 393475af63d8d7045f6690f95ae77bf0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2576904 Well, I'm thoroughly fucked. It was nice knowing you all.

Anonymous Tue May 12 00:42:17 2009 No.2576931
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So a many eyed horror from Lovecraft's tales whose mere catch of a glimpse can drive men insane decides to take the form of a sexy, gorgeous woman...

Alright then!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 00:42:17 2009 No.2576926 Yukarin is a beautiful and elegant young woman.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 00:45:17 2009 No.2576945 File: 466 KB, 800x933, 324875a2d2e20da2e9b45cec9722cafc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If I knew Youkai looked like this....

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 00:46:17 2009 No.2576957 >>2576931 Like Saya?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 00:46:17 2009 No.2576958 File: 336 KB, 600x750, sayau.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2576931 B-but...

Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Tue May 12 00:53:17 2009 No.2577004
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>>2576931

A beautiful exterior does not guarantee inner beauty.

And the most elegant shell can contain the ugliest of souls. Always remember that.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 00:55:17 2009 No.2577016 >>2576904 -"bet ya 5 bucks I can guess your names..."

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 00:56:17 2009 No.2577019 File: 129 KB, 574x619, d14ea2a89f8a00fb5614c38e8484b9ce.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wonder though if Yukari was originally a human but became a youkai through unknown means thousands of years ago.

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Tue May 12 01:00:17 2009 No.2577037 File: 116 KB, 1200x1800, 393475af63d8d7045f6690f95ae77bf0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2577019 Some have theorized that she was a magician of immense power.

Rome !!EPVwTIz4j/f Tue May 12 01:02:17 2009 No.2577052
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>>2577004
It is fairly obvious that Yuakri is nowhere near what we consider 'good' given her feelings (or lack thereof) against most humans and her tendency to use everyone else as tools, but I can't fully believe that she is evil.
Anyway, absolutes aside, her objective seems to be the preservation of Gensokyo, so I suppose we have nothing to worry about for now.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 01:04:17 2009 No.2577062 >>2577004 Of course Arcueid is an exception to this rule, or to put it better, it's not a rule at all, merely...more likely to occur the most often than not. Beauty breeds contempt from lessers.

Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Tue May 12 01:09:17 2009 No.2577081
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>>2577062

>Of course Arcueid is an exception to this rule

Hardly. She is a methodical, experienced murderess, the ultimate killing machine, the destruction of the human and true ancestor race personified. If anything, the fact that the Shinso engineered a weapon of mass destruction to be so comely in appearance is more proof of the rule's prevalence.

Which should make one wonder just what Yukari's fair body hides...

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 01:10:17 2009 No.2577091 >>2577081 >the ultimate killing machine But she was killed by a mere boy... >Which should make one wonder just what Yukari's fair body hides... A penis, duh.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 01:10:17 2009 No.2577094 >>2577081 who did what now

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Tue May 12 01:12:17 2009 No.2577103 File: 146 KB, 459x640, 393475af63d8d7045f6690f95ae77bf0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2577091 Nobody's perfect.

Anonymous Tue May 12 01:15:17 2009 No.2577120

>>2577091
She was killed by a highly trained assassin mind controlled by an illithid from the far future.

It then brain washed him into thinking he was a boy of that time, while at the same time altering the memorys of everyone in the city to match his own in such a way that everything syncs up properly.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 01:16:17 2009 No.2577122 >>2577120 man what

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Tue May 12 01:16:17 2009 No.2577124 File: 304 KB, 757x1071, 393475af63d8d7045f6690f95ae77bf0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2577120 >an illithid from the far future. Mollusks! They're always behind everything!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 01:17:17 2009 No.2577128 >>2577124 GOD DAMNIT IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW! wait no it doesn't SHUT UP ANON YOU FUCKER ALWAYS LIEING ALL THE TIME. FUCK.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 01:18:17 2009 No.2577131 File: 265 KB, 744x1018, kenshiro.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WHO CARES, SHE IS BEST HAG.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 01:19:17 2009 No.2577138 >>2577128 no fuck you

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 01:26:17 2009 No.2577165 >>2577122 One word: Nasu.

H Tue May 12 02:15:17 2009 No.2577349
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Yukari sleeps most of the time. I sleep most of the time. We could sleep together most of the time, shit would be so cash.
Besides, who wouldn't want to wake up next to that delicious piece of booty?

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>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 08:47:17 2009 No.2578660 File: 245 KB, 600x456, YakumoFurry.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2578651 >>2578655

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>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 08:56:17 2009 No.2578679 >>2578668 I've always wondered whats in that pocket dimension of eyeballs yukari travels through.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 08:57:17 2009 No.2578682 >>2578679 You may not believe this, but the answer is eyeballs.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 08:58:17 2009 No.2578686 >>2578679 It's Xen.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 09:01:17 2009 No.2578694 >>2578682 I think I shat a little after reading that startling revelation

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 09:04:17 2009 No.2578707 File: 145 KB, 712x830, yukkuri headcrab.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2578686 Well, that explains a lot.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 09:18:17 2009 No.2578750 File: 117 KB, 485x600, coverage.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2576821 Well, how good are you at intuitively visualising the topography of infinite-dimensional Hilbert space defined by trigonometric functions?

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>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 09:35:17 2009 No.2578792 >>2576904 I have to say, that's propably the most intimidating Touhou-related picture I've seen.

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>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 09:49:17 2009 No.2578828 File: 857 KB, 1600x1200, 2919331.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2578796 How wasteful. Yuka wouldn't do that.

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