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Dirty old crusty dried up wrinkled hag
Dirty old crusty dried up wrinkled hag
Show your work OP.
>>2576637Every fucking day.
Stop calling her that, Yukari is not an old h
>>2576637>>2576662Gensokyo's Delicious GILF
>>2576674Touhou 43: Yukari Smokes Weed
healthy old hag she is!
YUKARIN IS NOT AN OLD HAGFUCK YOU OP
>>2576689>Touhou 420: Hallucinogens in Gensokyo Homeland (H.I.G.H)
>>2576689>>2576715I would play the SHIT out of this.
>>2576725And you thought Border of Life and Death was a mindfuck. You haven't seen shit yet!
Oh, Yukari, we KNOW your breasts didn't 'accidentally' fall out of your dress.Perverted old crone. It's why we love her, though.
>>2576736she has piles of them, with hats
>>2576706God, imagine waking up to that view one morning.
>>2576748My screams would be loud enough to penetrate the barrier.
>>2576736>>2576706>>2576725I will not cheat on Yuyu-sama!I will not cheat on Yuyu-sama!I will not cheat on Yuyu-sama!I will not cheat on Yuyu-sama!I will not cheat on Yuyu-sama!
>>2576748Imagine waking up to THESE two.
>>2576748I'd find the nearest pointed object and proceed to stab myself in the neck with it.
>>2576757image says "ill do om nom nom for you"god that artist is amazing
>>2576748You like tits? Get back to /a/.
>>2576764It would be heavenly.inb4 you go off on your Gensokyo = dante's infernal hell ramblings.
While Yukarin is awesome and all, I do hope no roleplayer decides to run off with her and turn her into the newest Alice. I would die a little more on the inside.
After you've survived a night in Yukari's bed, there is no doubt as to what you wake up to see.
>>2576776Shut the fuck up.
>>2576764Chen's two tails? That would be heavenly.
>>2576674Is Yukari the Candlejack of Gensokyo? Does she get you through her ga
>>2576784I lol'd.Reminds me of when I posted in a Rider thread and someone made a groaner about my 'maniacal hatred of poor Rider-chan".
I wonder what Yukari's true form is....That beautiful, sexy, refined, mature elegant lady that we see all the time has got to be a front.
>>2576821This is her true form.
>>2576802Yes, yes we know.Rider is a gorgon, eats human flesh, grinds bones, uses her feces which is littered in human remains as fertilizer for her rose garden etc.
>>2576821She's probably a many-eyed horror from the depths like the Old Ones of Lovecraft's tales.That other Anonymous got me thinking, though. Does my vision of Gensokyo really seem that horrific and scary? Perhaps it is, but only because I enjoy that sort of thing. The fright and danger lends a certain richness to the whole experience...a bit too much for those who aren't quite prepared, I'd imagine.Ah, but I'm ruminating now. Here, some crone tits.
>>2576836my god man... it's hideous
>>2576848Lovecraft reads like a bad comic book. I guess it fits with whatever you're going on about.
A WILD YUKARIN APPEARS!
>>2576848Sorry, I've never read your tripe. I'm sure fanfiction.net would be interested in it, though.
>>2576848Horrific and scary?In a sense.......but I wouldn't really mind getting eaten if it's by pretty ladies.
>>2576861I've never actually read Lovecraft's work thoroughly, mostly because I picked up one of his books and couldn't stand to listen to him hover around like a drunken bumblebee instead of getting to the point.There are some things that people have mentioned, though. The tentacled freak Cthulu, for one. Who hasn't heard of him?Anyway. Yukari. Gensokyo's #1 Cougar.
You stumble into this room Arc.What now?
>>2576904Well, I'm thoroughly fucked. It was nice knowing you all.
Yukarin is a beautiful and elegant young woman.
So a many eyed horror from Lovecraft's tales whose mere catch of a glimpse can drive men insane decides to take the form of a sexy, gorgeous woman...Alright then!
If I knew Youkai looked like this....
>>2576931A beautiful exterior does not guarantee inner beauty.And the most elegant shell can contain the ugliest of souls. Always remember that.
>>2576904-"bet ya 5 bucks I can guess your names..."
I wonder though if Yukari was originally a human but became a youkai through unknown means thousands of years ago.
>>2577019Some have theorized that she was a magician of immense power.
>>2577004It is fairly obvious that Yuakri is nowhere near what we consider 'good' given her feelings (or lack thereof) against most humans and her tendency to use everyone else as tools, but I can't fully believe that she is evil.Anyway, absolutes aside, her objective seems to be the preservation of Gensokyo, so I suppose we have nothing to worry about for now.
>>2577004Of course Arcueid is an exception to this rule, or to put it better, it's not a rule at all, merely...more likely to occur the most often than not.Beauty breeds contempt from lessers.
>>2577062>Of course Arcueid is an exception to this ruleHardly. She is a methodical, experienced murderess, the ultimate killing machine, the destruction of the human and true ancestor race personified. If anything, the fact that the Shinso engineered a weapon of mass destruction to be so comely in appearance is more proof of the rule's prevalence.Which should make one wonder just what Yukari's fair body hides...
>>2577081>the ultimate killing machineBut she was killed by a mere boy...>Which should make one wonder just what Yukari's fair body hides...A penis, duh.
>>2577081who did what now
>>2577091She was killed by a highly trained assassin mind controlled by an illithid from the far future.It then brain washed him into thinking he was a boy of that time, while at the same time altering the memorys of everyone in the city to match his own in such a way that everything syncs up properly.
>>2577120>an illithid from the far future.Mollusks! They're always behind everything!
>>2577124GOD DAMNIT IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!wait no it doesn'tSHUT UP ANON YOU FUCKER ALWAYS LIEING ALL THE TIME.FUCK.
WHO CARES, SHE IS BEST HAG.
>>2577128no fuck you
>>2577122One word: Nasu.
Yukari sleeps most of the time. I sleep most of the time. We could sleep together most of the time, shit would be so cash.Besides, who wouldn't want to wake up next to that delicious piece of booty?
>>2578668I've always wondered whats in that pocket dimension of eyeballs yukari travels through.
>>2578679You may not believe this, but the answer is eyeballs.
>>2578682I think I shat a little after reading that startling revelation
>>2578686Well, that explains a lot.
>>2576821Well, how good are you at intuitively visualising the topography of infinite-dimensional Hilbert space defined by trigonometric functions?
>>2576904I have to say, that's propably the most intimidating Touhou-related picture I've seen.
>>2578796How wasteful. Yuka wouldn't do that.