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2566997 No.2566997 [Reply] [Original]

You stumble into Gensokyo. You realize that you have no special skills and your survival rate is 0%. Given a choice, how do you prefer to die?

>> No.2567005

by snooze snooze duh

>> No.2567010

[X] Find Mokou and have her defend me from the youkai.

>> No.2567014
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2567014

Eaten by giant Suika.

>> No.2567020

>>2567005
This

>> No.2567023

teh lake

>> No.2567024

It doesn't matter so long as I get Mima afterwards

>> No.2567025

TEST FLIGHT OFF A CLIFF
MAYBE IT JUST DOESN'T WORK WITH ONLY A RUNNING START

>> No.2567027

[X] Hope that I have a good enough reaction time for a deathbomb.

>> No.2567036

>>2567027
You don't have spellcards.

>> No.2567047

Gain Silly hat
Blend into population
Danmaku duels for cash/survival
Live on brother...
Live on.

>> No.2567040

>>2567024
I can feel it in my boner

>> No.2567063
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2567063

When in Rome, do as the Romans.

I'd cut my stomach open and bleed to death. Hope the youkai enjoy carrion.

>> No.2567064

Make own spellcards and fight with the power science, it worked for Yumemi and Rikako it will work for me.

>> No.2567068

>>2567063
Reported

>> No.2567103
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2567103

Pic related.

>> No.2567119

>>2566997
sauce?

>> No.2567122
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2567122

Instant smiting by Yuka on a bright, sunny day in the middle of her flower fields.

Although I'd gamble on getting lucky and having Mokou see me safely to Eientei or the human village.

>> No.2567126

It would be pretty hot to be eaten by a giant Arc. Especially if she tripped over buildings and shit.
fapfapfap

>> No.2567149
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2567149

Death by moe from Yuyuko. At least then, I can live in Hakugyokurou for all eternity with Yuyu-sama!

>> No.2567169

>>2567119
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=3917006

>> No.2567187

I run to the forest and try to find Alice, Marisa or Reimu.
Preferably Marisa because she might be able to teach me magic. Reimu can't do shit other than serve as protection and Alice would be too engrossed in her doll research to actually teach.

>> No.2567225
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2567225

Death by Flandre.
Quick, clean, and (relatively) painless is definitely the way to go.

>> No.2567245

I would seek out and attempt to seduce Marisa or Cirno. Perhaps I'll get lucky and manage to grope one of them before I die.

>> No.2567252

Die of old age in the human village.

>> No.2567258

>>2567149
Isn't there some asinine river or something they're supposed to cross after a while or something?

>> No.2567268
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2567268

>>2567225
>>2567225
Death by fire is none of those things. Don't assume she'll just BOOM you right off the bat. You have to EARN that shit by entertaining her and then boring her to end you quickly.

>> No.2567277
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2567277

Freezing to death having passionate sex with Cirno.

>> No.2567279

You wouldn't do shit because Gensokyo does not exist. Stop making these threads every two days.

>> No.2567314

>>2567279
GTFO

>> No.2567434
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2567434

I'd try to make a run for it and reach the bamboo forest. From there I can try to find Tewi and user her fortune to gain enough power to defend myself.
If I can't find her, there's always the chance to find Mokou and appeal to her origins to stop her from burning me to death. Should that fail, I can try and use the information I have about every Youkai of Gensokyo as a trade token to stop her from killing me and make her escort me to the human village.
Now, let's say that I can't find neither. Since the forest is near the human village I can try to go there, and look around for Keine while I'm at it. She's one of the few characters that will eagerly help me for the sake of it, so I'd be pretty much safe if I somehow make contact with her.
If none of those characters are found, and I don't find any other friendly on the way to the human village (Like, per example, Nitori, Sannosuke, Reimu or Marisa) then it's very unlikely that I'll reach the village alive. Meh, I didn't have many chances in the first place.

>> No.2567455

I find
-mokou
-keine
-alice
-marisa
-reimu
I live

>> No.2567463
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2567463

Well if I have to die no matter what...
First this.

>> No.2567464

Special skills?

I'm a Touhou playan information sponge.

I'd use my metaknowledge to troll my way through life.

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2567471

>>2567463
Then this.

>> No.2567478

>>2567455
Or Tewi. If you see Tewi, your survival is basically assured.

>> No.2567480

>>2566997
Source please.

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2567518

>>2567478
Survival - Yes
Safety - HELL NO!

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