hololive

[Anonymous No.]

hololive

[Anonymous No.]

I love Haachama

[Anonymous No.]

きｔら！！！

[Anonymous No.]

peko

[Anonymous No.]

んあああああ

[Anonymous No.]

Your yubis
Hand them over

[Anonymous No.]

Love AZKi~

[Anonymous No.]

Towa is a whore

[Anonymous No.]

Ahoy!

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/mizuryu/status/1296637104038920192

[Anonymous No.]

This is the water, and this is the well.
Drink full, and descent.
The sheep is the white of the eyes,
And dark within.

[Anonymous No.]

Pay your respects to Marine, Shion, and Korone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623481
who

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623480
KORONE TE AMO

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/mizuryu/status/1296637104038920192/photo/1

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/oozorasubaru/status/1296638577430810624

Even the duck is laughing...

[Anonymous No.]

Luna...

[Anonymous No.]

they're dead

[Anonymous No.]

>She collabed with Coco?
>Send the ojiisans.

[Anonymous No.]

You can hear the concern creeping into her voice, she's getting more subdued.

[Anonymous No.]

>fubuki started her stream just minutes after the the stream started being late
No way this wasn't planned.

Either that or Marine fucked up and put the wrong time for the stream.

[Anonymous No.]

Tsunowaki!

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/zexendong/status/1296630887442833408?s=19

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623484
船長！トイレが！　つまってましゅまろ流れませーん！
そうか！殺す！アンカーをよこせ！　アッー！
船長！お風呂が！　湯気で女湯のぞけませーん！
そうか！殺す！アンカーをよこせ！　アッー！

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/mizuryu/status/1296637104038920192

what an absolute god

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623491
tiktok

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623474
Broken Haachama Poster: A Man Without an Oshi

[Anonymous No.]

Korone please say something

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623505
>https://twitter.com/mizuryu
When the fuck did Mizuryu become a vtuber?

[Anonymous No.]

Towa!

[Anonymous No.]

I love my corporate wife Suisei!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623303
I don't recall Haato doing anything that bad in March/April unless you count that one time she overslept and continued with her 罵倒 stream causing her die hard fans to explode and write fucking novels on twitter about how disappointed they are in her or her kimoota impersonation routine that put a lot of people off. I'm pretty sure she started losing a lot of fans after she ditched the whole seiso thing and started acting crazy. This was right after her anti appreciation stream too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623485
No matter what happened, Marine already won she has material to keep herself entertained for days

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623458
>marine and shion are the towers
>korone is the first plane
who's the second?

[Anonymous No.]

Fallen, yet not Forgotten

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623485
wew, i hope mizu keeps pumping more art

[Anonymous No.]

Cute sleepover!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623486
>all those Watames-lookalikes
Which is the real Watame?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623501
take your meds schizo

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine how much kneeling they'll have to do to Fubuki after this

[Anonymous No.]

okayu~n

[Anonymous No.]

This is definitely more than just "oops we slept in kusa" at this point

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623505
The absolute madman

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623509
In like a week I discovered that 3 h artists I really like became Vtubers on the side.

[Anonymous No.]

Submit to Mel !

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

WE BUILT THIS CITY.

WE BUILT THIS CITY ON ROCK AND ROLL

[Anonymous No.]

MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623517
Add Marine, Shion, and Korone

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623523
This is to go beyond naked dogeza...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623501
>Marine posted in the discord what time the stream really was gonna start
>was the wrong time she put on YouTube
The question is what are they doing together in the morning that they can't check their social media?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623509
He's collecting funding to make Mizuryu Kei Land real anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623474
>Haachama hates her big boobs

Haachama should be happy about her body.

[Anonymous No.]

やっべ．．．

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623517
Suzaku...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623520
will they ever fucking wake up

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623517
Suzaku... Chris...

[Anonymous No.]

Send in Okayu. She'll know how to handle it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623437
Youtube AI is funny like that

at the risk of getting deleted by meidos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1wEWKE1j3g didn't get an 18+ warning until like a week ago

[Anonymous No.]

We should've stopped ages ago, BUT FUCK IT, let's keep going!

[Anonymous No.]

Don't worry, we have footage of the extraction team beginning to make their way in
https://files.catbox.moe/1bnpy4.webm

[Anonymous No.]

Is this officially the most late a holo has been to a stream?

[Anonymous No.]

Korone is enclosed in the pool area
Garage side door is open

[Anonymous No.]

セックス？

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623520
>>25623544
Wrong! These holos are dead.

[Anonymous No.]

its time bros

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623501
>Either that or Marine fucked up and put the wrong time for the stream.
Part of the deal was that the loser at Mario Tennis 64 makes breakfast.

In fifteen minutes it will be noon...

[Anonymous No.]

WHERE THE FUCK IS KORONE

[Anonymous No.]

okay seriously this is actually worrying

what's happening and what's Korone doing?
if this is scripted, it's in really poor taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623485
God I wish that were me. I hope Fubuki shows this one on stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623501
Do your reps

[Anonymous No.]

What Korone saw...

[Anonymous No.]

>55K
K N E E L

[Anonymous No.]

>All of us are waiting for Marine and Shion to wake up so we can go to sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

Hololive playing Microsoft Flight Simulator WHEN

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623521
The real Watame is the friends we made along the way, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>55k
How much higher can this fox incline?

[Anonymous No.]

>Leave for 5 hours
>Shion and Marine are missing
>Haachama got banned?
What

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623536
Is that a reference to something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623553
pretty sure Choco still holds that record

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623509
eh? did you mean when did he GOT into vtubers? if so its been a hot bit

[Anonymous No.]

Matsuris laugh
Matsuris hair
Matsuris hugs
Matsuris sense of humor
Matsuris sneezes
Matsuris eyes
Matsuris kisses

[Anonymous No.]

>https://streamable.com/ri1m9r
Can someone explain why she went full menhera here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623517
But you forgot Hitomi...

[Anonymous No.]

Day 22 Thread #6

Get well soon Mikochi!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623564
literally me

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623555
Hey baby, wanna offpaco?

[Anonymous No.]

>Korone!
>I'M COMING!

[Anonymous No.]

translation included for EOP friends
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/4060406

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623501
Fubuki has done this before though, with Miko if I remember correctly

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623538
>Korone
what? did I miss something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623528
I know Pochi and Mizuryu did, but who else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623523
Where's that Marine kneel image when I need it

[Anonymous No.]

was it 心中

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623572
>he is unaware

[Anonymous No.]

>Luna was fine with it and completely in character, since she was never stream sniped before. But FBK and Matsuri were losing it with built up anger, which lead for FBK to draw first blood and insulted the stream snipers by saying they were "shit human beings", "you should die", "pathetic fucking virgins", "your mother regrets you" and "you're nothing in society". But that's all I can remember from the top of my head, she said much more. It was bad, just plain bad
Is this true? If so damn FBK is fucking based

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623586
Ito Life

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623564

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623570
Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door. Facebook is three sites down.

[Anonymous No.]

What the hell are you all talking about I'm out of the loop

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623517
https://files.catbox.moe/82fr1t.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623567
>the friends we made along the way
That's the akasupa, silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623551
>https://files.catbox.moe/1bnpy4.webm
wew

[Anonymous No.]

Botan seems like a long time CoD fan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623581
That's a lot of nuts!

[Anonymous No.]

Lamy my wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623536
Hey Polkahime, I think you got the wrong company, upd8 is two blocks down.

[Anonymous No.]

this feels so staged, how convenient was there for fubuki to start a rta late stream 10 minutes past their stream time.

[Anonymous No.]

Breaking news: Shion house was broken into by multiple men, babatomo were raped brutally. FBK commit a FBK after mass broadcasting the yabee incident

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622840
based [2]

>>25623327
sasuga erolive

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623555
駄目

[Anonymous No.]

I love Suisei

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623566
When they all get new PCs

[Anonymous No.]

sex princess

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623526
something definitely must've happened. this is ridiculous

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623594
Shion and Marine are both dead, sleeping, having sex, drunk and hungover

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623591
ShindoL chuuba when?

[Anonymous No.]

I have been lonely ever since Mikochi left!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623584
she went to check on the two and has gone MIA

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623510
Her face is my reaction to everything going on in the thread right now

[Anonymous No.]

>aloe being a whore
>gen 5 in general being lazy cunts with twitter supachat readings
>haato literally going insane and prolly gonna nuke her yt channel
>this whole "oversleeping" debacle
can holos stop fucking up for one second?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623443
Some have gotten dinner together or visited each other's house. Coco, Kanatan, Suisei, and Suisei's big sister moved to the same apartment complex to be close to each other. They have given plenty of personal info to each other already.

[Anonymous No.]

I can't believe Shion managed to spread her depression to Marine and the two of them committed a double suicide together...

[Anonymous No.]

why the fuck are the catbox videos taking so fucking long to load for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623541
She doesn't hate them. She only said she doesn't like showing them off on stream too much because of how bouncy they are and she prefers the newer costumes where they don't bounce that much. I actually have no idea what she's talking about here since:
1) Her ponytail white dress costume bounces just as much
2) Her new year outfit is the only one that doesn't bounce that much
3) Her new Live2D is just as bouncy.

[Anonymous No.]

KORONE FUCKING SAYBSOMETHING

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623531
Where does this artist uploads those images?
I'm having a hard time finding him

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623575
Sounds like her stream was lagging a lot earlier or something and it started lagging again. Can't really make out anything in her rant near the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623594
marine and Shion were supposed to do offline collab 4 hours ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623587

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623584
Korone said she was gonna go wake them up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623526
At this point they're obviously awake and something happened so Fubuki is stalling. And with each passing minute it grows less convincing. The sharks are starting to smell the blood.

[Anonymous No.]

Describe Lamy's hugs, in at least 20 words.

[Anonymous No.]

>We've just received word that Tortellini Tower has made her way to the scene, Tower, do you think you can get them out?
>ん？？

[Anonymous No.]

I'm the one killing all the holos

[Anonymous No.]

Sio did nothing wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623589
yeah, i just realized his twitter handle...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623590
wtf I'm a FBK anti now

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623602
10 minutes is a long time for a collab to be MIA. Isn't one person almost always there on time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623617
its never ending anon hold fast and enjoy the ride

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623327
my balls are have been empty for 3 days i dont need this shit

[Anonymous No.]

>Almost 2 shions
Please please wake up now so it doesn't clash with the Luna-Roboco collab...

[Anonymous No.]

I kind of feel bad for FBK. I don't know if she planned to get this deep into this, but at 55K viewers she KNOWS she can't exactly stop now, even if she wants to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623596
Money are the women's best friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623569
Shion and Marine had a collab set for 8am and never showed

FBK made a waiting room video for them and it has now been 3 hours of her just filling dead space

as for Haachama its just the new narrative except this one is actually kind of true that she's slowly going insane staying cooped up inside all day and got in trouble with management for her latest porn review stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623610
And she knows it
I lost the webm though.

[Anonymous No.]

Odds they're dead
Evens they slept in
Dubs a shark ate them

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623635
Can you stop. For the love of god stop. Just stop.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/momo__white/status/1296637391952687104?s=20

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623645
What did she mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623389
Are you fucking retarded or something?
I literally just said you are as retarded as those who think any of the girls could be virgin if you think they didn't have drunken sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623548
Lost my shit at the buttplug

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623523
>56k
i cant fucking kneel any harder than this

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623621
couldn't she just ask for some changes to be made?, flare got her new live 2D for her kimono, so they clearly take into account their preferences

[Anonymous No.]

FBK just said she is a little worried right now but everything will be fine.
I have a really bad feeling.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

10 minutes before 4 hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623531
What's Haachama doing down there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623649
Fuck you

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623649
Fuck you anon.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/yuzukichococh/status/1296639912746184709
even choco is awake...

[Anonymous No.]

>Fubuki is reaching her limit
someone call Rubero now

[Anonymous No.]

Fubuki's getting nervous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623564
なるホロラブ…

[Anonymous No.]

There's an armed robbery going on. So when Korone went to check on the two, she inadvertently got herself captured.

[Anonymous No.]

NTRoberu got out of this thread. It's dead now

[Anonymous No.]

Marine and Shion will have to thank Fubuki later for this one.

Fubuki just turned the antis into fans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623652
grabblersheep

[Anonymous No.]

>If I am to be punished, I will take more people with me

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623643
shit just realized thats soon too

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623633
She hugs you via a tweet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623651
Damn didn't know we had photos

[Anonymous No.]

They're never waking up...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623629
heh

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623649
MINNA

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623610
>>25623647
Allow me.
https://files.catbox.moe/72cynn.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

>"Hey there anon, pop one out for me, I'm thirsty~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623660

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623658
I'm more worried about Korone. If Shion and Marine overslept and were out for a few hours that's reasonable, but we know Korone was awake, what could possibly be keeping her MIA for so long?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623658
>thinking she's gonna make a fun little stream making fun of her coworkers being late
>it's actually serious

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623649
Trips they're basking in the afterglow and eating breakfast

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623617
It only gets worse from here

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623639
in other news, whens aqua's concert

[Anonymous No.]

>3 dead holos in one week

[Anonymous No.]

What is Coco doing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623674
>generic mob character
They didn't even get it right

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623649
dead tired from all that fucking

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623643
W-We still have 2 hours!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623643
Can Luna even play with her hand fucked?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623649
dubs they are alive but were doxxed and are being gangraped, korone had bad timing and got forced into it as well please dont be dubs

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623517
Reminder that this all happened in the span of one (1)「一」month.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623672
ライブ…ファック

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623555
セックスやりたいな

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623687
holy based

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623665
choco bullying someone else for oversleeping will never get old

[Anonymous No.]

Don't worry guys FBK is just secretly ordering them to pretend to be asleep so her stream keeps Inclining.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623690
3hours almost to 4, it's concerning

[Anonymous No.]

Shouldn't they send someone to check on Korone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623695

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623697
Sexing Kanachan since the angle arrived

[Anonymous No.]

https://files.catbox.moe/17omxv.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

Turn on JCNN! A nijifag just killed 3 holos

[Anonymous No.]

How are Fubuki's viewers still increasing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623713
And have more people disappearing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623714
Deploy the chart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623690
She hasn't called back, because she doesn't know what to do with the situation at hand.

[Anonymous No.]

FBK is asking if people like memes by overseas fans.

[Anonymous No.]

They all went out for Famichiki, friends!

Try the new Big Famichiki at Lawson's FamilyMart!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623713
send me

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623598
She talked about the chronology 2 days ago.
Got the order wrong though, or maybe World At War really released later in Japan, maybe due to World War portrayal or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>fubuki does random shit
>60 thousand viewers
HOW

[Anonymous No.]

Towa es una puta.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623687
You cannot fuck her, she will break.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623582
h-hot

[Anonymous No.]

Shion... Senchou... Your stream...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623642
holy based

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623703
I would hope so too

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623698
>>25623674
you really gonna put NTR into an /r/hololive post title?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623718
Kuzuha can't be stopped

[Anonymous No.]

holy shit fubuki just play a game or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623724
The Pride of Famima!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623713
Then they're gonna have to send someone else to check up on them, like a fucked up Infinite Jest kinda loop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623674

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623719
Its become a spectacle now, I've gotten 4 friends to watch.

[Anonymous No.]

>60k viewers for 4 hours of fubuki shitposting
What the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623727
pi ra pa pa po po

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623701
they actually didnt mention anything about cancelling the stream yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623617
but the perpetual train wreck is why I watch them in first place.
shit like NASCAR wouldn't be nearly as popular if it didn't have the occasional catastrophic crash.

[Anonymous No.]

They're just sleeping...

[Anonymous No.]

>Miko bringing FBK refreshments

[Anonymous No.]

Mikoti....

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623582
>senchou is straight
How delusional is Mizuryu? Marine doesn't care about men

[Anonymous No.]

okay what the fuck
even if they went to sleep at like 5-6 am
by now one of them shouldve woken to take a pee or smth

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623690
>I'm more worried about Korone. If Shion and Marine overslept and were out for a few hours that's reasonable, but we know Korone was awake, what could possibly be keeping her MIA for so long?
Shion and Marine went out to eat last night, something went awry, they never made it home, Korone's trying to get into an empty house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623727
People love a dramastorm, and FBK is good at MCing absolutely boring shit like ReBirth card demos.

TOGETHER IT IS A VOLTRON OF DONATIONS

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623697
Spanking that angel ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623727
>and still one of the lowest incomes among the holos

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623687
>shakes booty fo 10 seconds
>already out of breath
Holy fuck Luna is unfit.

[Anonymous No.]

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623624
https://twitter.com/M_tomoyohi/status/1296606287350775808

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623724
suisei looks like THAT?!?!?!

[Anonymous No.]

Ojou... your stream...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623727
they're all just waiting for the death announcement

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623657
It's just a flavour of the week complaint and she changes stances as often as people change clothes.

[Anonymous No.]

>loser makes breakfast
>they refuse to play
>3 hours later korone comes over and cooks for them

[Anonymous No.]

Is the situation critical enough to send in the clown yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623742
She's the face of Hololive for a reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623718
takeshi nijischizo is back at it again

[Anonymous No.]

why did marine kill shion?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623574
Matsuri piss

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623729
No wonder Matsuri dumped her

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623747
HEY MAN

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623747
I thought it was her leukemia medicine cocktail

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623517
Mel...

[Anonymous No.]

Ok, this is really worrying

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623750
nah man ive had times i got dead drunk with buds and we all passed out for like 11 hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623734
The meme doesn't make sense if you pussy out on it. Go big or go home. That's why their memes are always shit, they never go big.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623736
I was wondering earlier why she didn't start Minecraft or something to keep herself from having to create topics for four hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623485
>doujins soon

Haha.. I honestly can't wait

[Anonymous No.]

>FUCKING WATABURGER I WANT MY 3 LARGE FRIES GODDAMNIT

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623726
She is pretty good at FPS. Maybe Aqua won't have to Solo queue Apex anymore

[Anonymous No.]

What's happening in FBK stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623734
are they really that lvl of normie there...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623729
it will help her work on her stamina

[Anonymous No.]

>We've just received a photo of the suspect that has incapacitated Marine and Shion, if you see this person, report them to the police immediately!

[Anonymous No.]

>close to 60k
wtf

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623733
Fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623724
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkDmwZ9pO1o

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623575
>>25623625
If I remember correctly, she was trying to pass some obstacle/enemy for a long time and when she managed to do it, the stream lagged and no one could see her doing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623582
Did they change the font of the site?

[Anonymous No.]

psst hey kid, I got a hot new Narrative for ya straight from 5ch!

Hololive EN is going to be a team of people that go through and dub different vtuber videos starting with Fubuki and Aqua first then the deleted Subaru videos that will be put up on the official Hololive EN Youtube page.

[Anonymous No.]

This is Roboco. Say hello.
https://streamable.com/datdd0

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623784
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623768
Because she kept resisting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623765
That's defcon 1

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623719
If 9/11 streamed live on youtube, the same would be happening

[Anonymous No.]

i bet my left nut that they're dead or in serious condition

[Anonymous No.]

I'm scared....

[Anonymous No.]

5 minutes away from 2 Shions

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623563
Alien ojisans abducted her?

[Anonymous No.]

They're having sex. It's that simple.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623790
New SMS tone acquired

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623769
Truly the peak of idol content

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623784
Nothing. Everything is fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623787
TEMEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

At the very least, you are looking forward for her to return even just for a little bit, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623805
Iofi...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623758
THANKS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623765
No.
But send her in anyway

[Anonymous No.]

what if they actually died in their sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623789
It's going to be 4 hours, c'mon say something Marine, Shion, Korone

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623769
i need link for research purposes

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623610
https://files.catbox.moe/72cynn.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623752
Then Korone would have at least tweet something to not worry people. Her being MIA for more than 3 hours is worrying too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623796
https://streamable.com/wuco4n

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623618
Lol i still remember when Coco got banned and Kanata sent her channel email and password on discord in case she needed to stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623750
>he hasn't gotten absolutely shitfaced and slept for 12 hours

[Anonymous No.]

60k VIEWERS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

[Anonymous No.]

wait isnt marine sleeping over at shions?
arent they having sex or what
im pretty sure marine says she wants to suck shions tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623692
Huh? Afterglow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623782
but you said your order was https://streamable.com/m33j5o

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623813
I already jacked off I can't think about Aloe right now

[Anonymous No.]

>Korone has been MIA for 4 hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623734
Doing a search got me this https://www.reddit.com/r/Hololive/comments/hztn7p/ntr/

[Anonymous No.]

I actually hate this, starting to feel it in the pit of my stomach.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623517
>HPS
Okay you mother fucker

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623763
>Korone
>cook

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623801
see you in about 1 hour, i'll be putting your nut to good use

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623695
AHO...*cough*...AHOOOY!

[Anonymous No.]

>Roberu is gonna do another weird stream while somebody's existence gets deleted

[Anonymous No.]

yabai

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623687
ok that leg cross at the end got me

[Anonymous No.]

>This stream will get more views than Aqua's sololive

[Anonymous No.]

>Korone got tricked into going to Ryukyu Islands

[Anonymous No.]

Damn dog just tweet something already
This is getting outta hand

[Anonymous No.]

senchou is lactose intolerant and drank too much of shion's titty milk and is currently throwing up in the bathroom
shion is now malnourished and is near death because marine sucked her dry
korone got distracted and is at super potato now. she bought a 3DO.

this has been your /hlg/ live news broadcast

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623485
Hello based department?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623674
https://www.reddit.com/r/Hololive/comments/idnc5d/generic_mob_character_roberu/
Hey you dumb redditards, get the fuck out of here

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623796
<span class="sjis">Hello![/spoiler]

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623842
I hope a cicada invades his room again

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623796
https://streamable.com/ucka0k

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623796
why do her glasses have a little teardrop in the frame? also she looks cuter without them altogether

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623839
make sure you let us all know what having a tri-ball is like

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623796
so cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623821
She might be panicking

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623796
はろーぼー my cute daughter!

[Anonymous No.]

They use company phones for their L2D, right? They have managers that know where they live, right? This has gotten ridiculous an hour ago, i don't know what to think.

[Anonymous No.]

FALLEN FROM GRACE CAUSE I BEEN AWAY TOO LONG

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623834
Yeah dude Korone found their corpses in a house fire 4 hours ago and she's just letting Fubuki keep up her meme stream to help pay for the funeral expenses.
Marine....
Shion....

[Anonymous No.]

>lost Miko
>lost Mio
>lost Aloe
>about to lose 1-3 more holos
FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

Predict Marine's womb status eight hours from now.

[Anonymous No.]

Nothing in the galley, nothing in the hold,
But the skipper's turned in with a bag of gold.

And we're waiting for the day,
Waiting for the day,
Waiting for the day
That we get our pay.

[Anonymous No.]

Why does Polka always announce her streams so late? I always miss them.

[Anonymous No.]

Somehow all of this makes Sora sticking to a normal girl gimmick for exactly 2 years and 11 months incredible

[Anonymous No.]

based polka capitalizing on others' sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623813
RIP BANcubus.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>60k

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623868
filled to the brim

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623842
Wait, what happened? Someone is dead again??

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623819
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMHL8wqeSng

[Anonymous No.]

>fubuki calls clown /pol/-chan
what did she mean by this

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623843
Poru-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623797
>>25623810
These are not answers

[Anonymous No.]

Everytime FBK raises her voice I get a little panicked.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

alright, I'm going to bed. somebody record what happens in case Marine takes the video down or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>60k
I KNEEEEEEEEL

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623816
>tv news coverage on the murder of multiple vtubers
>clown car shown parked next to ambulances and police cars outside the home

[Anonymous No.]

If she's everyone's wife, she can have everyone's yubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623850
>korone got distracted and is at super potato now. she bought a 3DO.
this one might be true

[Anonymous No.]

4 hours would be the right time to end the kayfabe.

Place your bets.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that Okayu said Korone is the type of person who messages on LINE constantly about everything and wouldn't just go quiet for 4 hours unless it was mandated by the managers or a policemen

[Anonymous No.]

GUYS?
What if Sio is going on a murder rampage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623868
fertilized

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623633
At first it's all comfy and soft and warm... but then Lamy gets touchy feely and her hands start roaming. You thought Aloe was the sex freak? Think again. Lamy won't let go until she gets what she really wants.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3bXoL3Hil4

Polka handshake event in an hour

[Anonymous No.]

>61.5k
K N E E L

[Anonymous No.]

There won't be any bad news if I go to sleep now. Everything's going to be diejoubu...

[Anonymous No.]

fuck this shit i'm going to bed
hope no one is dead when i wake up

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623813
I'm looking forward for more 18+

[Anonymous No.]

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623868
fertilized

[Anonymous No.]

FBK, please stop the stream. It can't keep inclining, I can't kneel any harder.

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/VRXSpkgfbqg

[Anonymous No.]

Is this how Fubuki is going to revive her popularity? By becoming the new Asacoco?

[Anonymous No.]

Can't wait for Cover to write up more drama to rake in supachas

[Anonymous No.]

60k

I kneel

[Anonymous No.]

WHAT DO WE DO WITH A DRUNKEN SAILOR

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623473
>>25621048
https://gitgud.io/AsobiTaizen/youtubespecialcommentsticker
Not sure how much longer Fubuki will go, but for those who want to follow the other holos in her chat, here is an extension/script that will sticky their comments above the chat. Have fun!

[Anonymous No.]

4 HOURS
おめでとう！
おめでとう！
おめでとう！

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623833
this is just going unaddressed, but jesus fuck was she actually going to wake them up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623891
But 4 is the number of death

[Anonymous No.]

LMAO 2 SHION

[Anonymous No.]

Two Shion yo!

[Anonymous No.]

TWO SHIONS!?
WE NEED MORE OJISANS FOR THIS

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623892
I'm sure she's blowing up the Hololive discord with constant updates right now and management is just keeping it under wraps, r-right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623880
fuck off
she is not one of your fellow bigots

[Anonymous No.]

YO HO

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623858
>Makes cicada noises
>Summons a cicade
We should just get Roberu to make Senchou and Shion noises to fix this mess.

[Anonymous No.]

AHOY!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623845
Based ookini department? Hello?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623899
Anon don't go to sleep! Remember, things are always worse when you wake up!

[Anonymous No.]

We are watching Fubuki dabbing on Marine's and Shion's corpse live

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623893
>Towa was having fun with that hag whilst I was going through this?
>Contact the mahjong mafia.

[Anonymous No.]

HAPPY NEW YEARS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623916
1 baba*

[Anonymous No.]

GIVE IT UP FOR HOUR 4!

[Anonymous No.]

YO HO!
LET'S DANCE ON THEIR GRAVES

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623833
She probably said fuck it and went to Okayu's instead.

[Anonymous No.]

This'll all seem ghoulish when we find out they died.

[Anonymous No.]

you can save one of the dead/dying holos, who do you pick

[Anonymous No.]

ahoy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623892
>Korone is currently talking with the police

[Anonymous No.]

I dont get it was fubuki just chatting for 3 hours waiting on shion and marine?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623796
That's a massive marshmallow. Won't that gunk up her gears?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623899
Anon, no! Once you wake up, nothing will be the same again.

[Anonymous No.]

4 HOURS
4 HOURS LATE
AHOY AHOY AHOY AHOY

[Anonymous No.]

Jesus this marine song is trash.

[Anonymous No.]

To that anon that said Korone was going to go wake them up, are you sure you heard right? Nobody's freaking out on her twitter that she hasn't been head from in hours

[Anonymous No.]

Man this can't be planned, you can't plan on fubuki pulling 60k people on what appeared to be a joke stream

No way that they planned on having her do this for four hours, fubuki probably has to put on a brave face

[Anonymous No.]

Ahoy?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623750
If you get really drunk you can easily sleep for 12+ hours. If you don't choke on your own vomit because you slept on your back, that is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623909
I can't wait to see this in JP Yahoo news tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623904
KOWTOW

[Anonymous No.]

God Fubuki is so cute

[Anonymous No.]

>almost reaching Luna and Towa 3D debut live viewers

[Anonymous No.]

I really really need to sleep. Fuck, why did this have to happen so late here.

[Anonymous No.]

Suparain for Fubuki!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623911
Thanks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623940
4 hours anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623949
>Playing the OP
STOP DOING THAT YOU FUCKING CAT

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

2 SHIONS
HAPPY AFTERNOON

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>play dead for a few hours
>hundreds of superchats
maybe they are thinking next level bros....

[Anonymous No.]

I blame unknown.png poster for this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623936
it's only shion and marine so that's fine
korone on the other hand...

[Anonymous No.]

YO-HO YO-HO

[Anonymous No.]

holy shit marine's supas lol

[Anonymous No.]

damn this song is pretty good

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623830
It was...? Ah, I don’t remember, it’s been so logg nag since I last ate... must’ve been like, an hour since I finished breakfast...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623947
this is more than putting on a brave face. this is fucking ENTERTAINMENT

[Anonymous No.]

That dead coffin meme would go well right now, Fubuki is dancing right above Marine and Shion's corpses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623911
How do I use it on Opera?

[Anonymous No.]

how bad will this singing and laughing Fubuki is doing look when they turn out to be dead or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623961

[Anonymous No.]

>Fubuki silent for six seconds
don't do that

[Anonymous No.]

>FBK can't stop streaming because the moment she does the reality of what's happening will set in

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623853
are you saying you are not a redditard?
AH HA HA HA

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623930
the autismo detectives at 5ch never cease to amaze me i swear

[Anonymous No.]

This is obviously a PR move to promote Aqua's sololive

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623796
Motherfucker stop making me want to watch Roboco

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623945
FUCK YOU

[Anonymous No.]

Mina...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623927
>Fubuki happy
>But they may be dead

[Anonymous No.]

Fubuki is the god of void

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623970
Wonder who gets them since they're both dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623910
WAAAY HAAAY AND UP SHE RISES~

[Anonymous No.]

So now we have a base 2 method of counting time thanks to this.
1 Luna = 1 hour
1 Shion = 2 hours
1 baba = 4 hours

[Anonymous No.]

100k when

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623897
Sorry Polka but I must watch Roberu make a kana song.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623967
t. Jose from Mexico

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623980
what did he mean by this

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623813
Her situation is my personal nightmare, having made some unknown mistake in the past I’m now going to be ruined for.
How do I know I’ve not got the metaphorical gun to my head and am just waiting for someone to pull the trigger?
Prehaps I unknowingly commit some crime police are now tracking me down for?
Prehaps my dinner had some horrible virus or poison in it that is now spreading through my body?

[Anonymous No.]

I think she can't stop streaming or people will really start getting concerned

[Anonymous No.]

WHY'D THEY SEND ME
I CAN'T REPORT THAT THEY SKIPPED TOWN TO GO TO AUSTRALIA TO BE GAY MARRIED

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623813
>thinking she will return
wwwwwwwwwww

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623857
They're the pien glasses.

[Anonymous No.]

Did anyone catch what Miko posted? I missed it in the hype train.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623975
The tampermonkey install should work for you. Check the link for install instructions after you install tampermonkey separately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623935
They cant be dead, I'd rather believe they missed out on the stream like Luna or are fucking than dead.

[Anonymous No.]

Okay 4 hours is really pushing it, where the fuck are they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623991
Is one Choco the highest currency? That would be 48 hours.

[Anonymous No.]

everything with be die-joubu

[Anonymous No.]

Ok after 4 hours I'm not amused anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623858
W-what?

[Anonymous No.]

So,is Marine and Shion already present? Or is FBK still getting supacha?

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgeLNhRUVlQ

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/sakuramiko35/status/1296643598696382465

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Baghdad FBK...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621452
The love of my life is Peko. My other favorite streamer is Korone. I'm loving Polka and Watame more and more. Aqua and Luna are pretty entertaining to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623994
not a spic just cant fucking stand marines voice

[Anonymous No.]

Is Korone not at their house yet? She has to be able to wake them up once she gets there.

[Anonymous No.]

If you were a girl streamer and Yagoo made a decision of your debut, what diplomatic strategy would you take in you career, as to which idol you have to ally with and which one you have to keep distance.
Like
>coco: she’d make a kind of win-win situation in which she takes the bigger share because she’s bigger than you.
>watamei: anything you may do will just make her look more attractive.
>marin: to ally with her is not a good idea except for her calling you when she’s drunk and you’re doing your own stream.
>haato: you will lose nothing in collaboration with her. Just Being a sane person and cringing in front of her dishes will skyrocket your reputation.

[Anonymous No.]

>We're here with Cover Corp. CEO, YAGOO-san. YAGOO-san, what you have to say about the situation currently unfolding involving two of your talents?
>おめでとう！！

[Anonymous No.]

Marine has died of old age in the middle of the night.
Shion is trying to figure out what to do so that she is not blamed for it.
Meanwhile Korone is banging on the door.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623992
1.3 Shions

[Anonymous No.]

Ok after 4 hours I am thoroughly entertained

[Anonymous No.]

goddamn

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623967
T E

A
M
O

[Anonymous No.]

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

[Anonymous No.]

what the FUCK is Fubiki's problem
shouldn't she sound at least a bit concerned

[Anonymous No.]

I'm on my way, guys. Wish me luck.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623999
Why Australia when you could take a much shorter flight to Taiwan then honeymoon in Okinawa

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624024
>Two exclamation marks
It seems like things are business as usual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623998
This is the grave she chose

[Anonymous No.]

No... the Haachama oversleeping world record...

[Anonymous No.]

>leave the biggest unironic menhera dyke holo with the youngest, frail, and emotionally unstable holo
It's all fun and jokes until we get -here-

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623961
>>25623978
noooooo

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624014
>So,is Marine and Shion already present?
Anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624035
She is capitalizing from that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623977
I have to think FBK got a text or something from someone in the know, asking her to keep going until things get sorted and they finally get on air.
If it were truly tragic news, no way she'd continue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624007
They eloped while we weren't looking

[Anonymous No.]

>wanted to watch Shion x Marine stream, but not at 1 AM
>just woke up, stream never started
Why the fuck is Fubuki streaming the waiting room though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624015
>caramell dansen in 20 fucking 20
what's next, shoop da whoops coming back?

[Anonymous No.]

>Luna
>Kanata
>now Marine and Shion
This "late for stream" arc have been getting intense lately

[Anonymous No.]

who gets this blackout drunk on a thursday night

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623989
SHAVE HIS BELLY WITH A RUSTY RAZOR

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624027
I wonder when will she tear down the door if she can even muster the strength for it

[Anonymous No.]

What is the worse but realistic scenario?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624023
Why can't I ally with my oshi instead...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624035
She sounds rather nervous to me.

[Anonymous No.]

What are the odds that korone is actually talking to the police?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623964
You are so lucky with the context of this one...

[Anonymous No.]

bros!?
https://twitter.com/home

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624035
If she sounds concerned people are gonna get worried

[Anonymous No.]

>Help meeeeeee

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623512
March/April was when she fully ditched the seiso thing and started roleplaying as a kimoota in addition to calling her fans them as well.
The videos and shit after the anti appreciation stream weren't that unpopular people were more concerned by her obsession with not going over 1 hour or simply not streaming at all for days at a time.
I'm only really talking about fans hardcore enough for me to recognize them tweeting every single day but they're also the names sending all the superchats and showing up in her participation streams so if they disappeared she'd notice it.
A month ago people were saying she was really starting to get the balance right and everyone was feeling great with her morning streams and balancing out the weirder content but it didn't last long.
Also that stream she overslept and then didn't apologize for causing the backlash is the main reason almost no fans from back then criticize her on twitter anymore.
Nobody wants to see her do another crying apology stream and it's not like there's any examples of her responding positively to critical feedback outside of the anti stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624043
>leave the biggest unironic menhera dyke holo
Can't believe Matsuri is dead too....

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624030
>Make 1K USD doing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. Being asleep.
FUCK ME

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624021
Japan isn't that big

[Anonymous No.]

Fubuki can't hold it anymore

[Anonymous No.]

Someone pls sub in for FBK, she's done enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624035
She's professional, she got to keep up the act even if it's eating her inside. And she's sounding more and more nervous to me actually.

[Anonymous No.]

I've been out of the loop for a couple of weeks.
What are the latest narratives?
How many wins do they have in fall guys and who is shit at it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624043
Ok but, it'll all be worth it when their sextape leaks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624056
Robbery gone wrong. Shion and Marine were just in the wrong place at the wrong time.

[Anonymous No.]

>help me

[Anonymous No.]

How strong a dogeza will Shion and Marine have to do after this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624035
She’s trying to keep everyone calm. It’s clear she’s nervous herself at this point

[Anonymous No.]

"It is not enough that others should succeed. I should fail!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623813
i look forward to more songs i unironically liked it

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624049
They're gone, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

what does ババ共の寝起き mean exactly anyway

[Anonymous No.]

A 5ch doxxer just said that there are police cars and ambulances outside of Marine's house........ bros... not like this.......

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624061
s..sugoi...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623984
https://files.catbox.moe/dzxcc0.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

#1 twitter jp tag

minna...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624061
oh fuck it's happening

[Anonymous No.]

RIP Luna

[Anonymous No.]

You guys are too emotional

[Anonymous No.]

Every day there’s is a different shitstorm

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624059
50% chance

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624052
You can get drunk on any night you want when you aren't a wage slave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624056
Big hang over.

[Anonymous No.]

Marine and Shion put on the wrong hats, now their personalities are totally fucked up. Will take a bit to correct.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624030
>1,000$ for molesting a teenager and getting blackout drunk
damn

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624056
Shion and Marine double suicide, Korone cleaning up the bodies under direction from management

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624056
mixed booze with some drugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624030
SUCK IT NIJI! WE FUCKING WIN BY DOING NOTHING!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624061
obligatory アノンちゃあま？

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624016
Kek mikochi

[Anonymous No.]

I don't think Korone was going to go wake them up, isn't the source an anon in the last thread saying he heard Fubuki say that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624059
korone actually went to sleep at home

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624050
Time is a flat circle

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624061
HOLY SHIT SHION !

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624056
Them being dead IS realistic.
It's highly improbable, but it is realistic.

[Anonymous No.]

IT'S FINALLY OVER

[Anonymous No.]

LIV

[Anonymous No.]

SHION YO

[Anonymous No.]

>HELP ME
I fucking love my fren.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/tsunomakiwatame/status/1296644613558505474

[Anonymous No.]

SHION AWOKE

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624056
A blackout or Marine's (or Shion's, whoever place they are staying in) has the internet cut off.

[Anonymous No.]

SHION YO...

[Anonymous No.]

KITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/murasakishionch/status/1296644806844637184

[Anonymous No.]

IT'S TIME

[Anonymous No.]

It's here!

[Anonymous No.]

Finally

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624083
>it
Remind us.

[Anonymous No.]

GAKI IS ALIVE

[Anonymous No.]

SHION YO??

[Anonymous No.]

Realk talk for a minute
Marine's song is genuine awful and the 1m views makes no fucking sense

[Anonymous No.]

THEY ARE ALIVE

[Anonymous No.]

finally i am free

[Anonymous No.]

oh thank fucking god

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/murasakishionch/status/1296644806844637184

[Anonymous No.]

SHION IS AWAKE

[Anonymous No.]

kita

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624067
Matsuri clearly just does it as a joke and part of her character, though.

[Anonymous No.]

THEY ARE ALIVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623687
I want to fuck the fat out of this goddamn toddler

[Anonymous No.]

SHION WOKE UP

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/murasakishionch/status/1296644806844637184
It ends

[Anonymous No.]

Can someone explain why people are surprised two degenerates have overslept? It's only 12pm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624061
lmfao

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623967
Hola Juan

[Anonymous No.]

Shion is alive. So I'm guessing Marine died?

[Anonymous No.]

what a fucking night

[Anonymous No.]

SHION FINALLY YES

[Anonymous No.]

Shion's up.
https://twitter.com/murasakishionch/status/1296644806844637184

[Anonymous No.]

Fubuki has become the biggest leech of all.

[Anonymous No.]

Just wake up
What is happening

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624056
House burned down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624043
>the biggest unironic menhera dyke holo
Who the fuck are you talking about? Marine is not menhera in the slightest.
Is this just the latest meme word to spam since it has basically no meaning?

[Anonymous No.]

THEY'RE ALIVE

[Anonymous No.]

Ah at least they're fine fuck

[Anonymous No.]

SHION YO

[Anonymous No.]

シオンよ。。。

[Anonymous No.]

THEY'RE ALIVE

[Anonymous No.]

Good night everyone, enjoy the collab

[Anonymous No.]

SHION YOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

WATAME MENTION

[Anonymous No.]

キタ━━━(゜∀゜)━━━ッ!!

[Anonymous No.]

THANK YOU JESUS

[Anonymous No.]

>immediately at the 4 hour mark
STAGED

[Anonymous No.]

People weren't actually worried were they?

[Anonymous No.]

>60k
I kneel

[Anonymous No.]

Korone has been banging on the door for 2 hours.

[Anonymous No.]

We're all finished, you can have her back now

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624061
Anonchama!?
This almost happened to me too

[Anonymous No.]

shion yo...

[Anonymous No.]

That's her fucking manager

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624117
https://twitter.com/yukokuroberu/status/1296644113438085120

Meanwhile Roberu

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624146
Hi Shion!

[Anonymous No.]

FUCK YOU DEATHPOSTERS NEVER COMEBACK HERE AGAIN

[Anonymous No.]

how much drunken sex did they have last night to oversleep for 4 hours

[Anonymous No.]

I'm so fucking relieved.

[Anonymous No.]

OWARI DA

[Anonymous No.]

FUCKING FINALLY

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624162
no shit sherlock

[Anonymous No.]

Can't believe it took that long for Shion's manager to remember her password

[Anonymous No.]

people will just watch fubuki do anything

[Anonymous No.]

DOOMPOSTERS BTFO

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623548
The post you responded to isnt even talking about the same stream, there was an uncensored vagina in last nights stream and it did not get flagged for anything.

[Anonymous No.]

It's past 5 AM in fucking europe and I'm here waiting for something to happen. at least post lewd holos to keep me awake.

[Anonymous No.]

THEY LIVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624168
Ojisans... I kneel..

[Anonymous No.]

I stayed up for nothing

[Anonymous No.]

Marine and Sion got found by some stalker fan.
They are both dead.
Screencap this

[Anonymous No.]

>Korone using Shion twitter to tweet

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/murasakishionch/status/1296644806844637184

[Anonymous No.]

>#1 trending in Japan
>#6 trending worldwide

[Anonymous No.]

They got

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624176
FUck, I'm coo m ing

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624159
>they still cant find Marine
>so Shion is going to collab with Watame instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624065
She was doing the kimoota thing way back in January and she's been calling fans kimoota since last year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624061
Thanks anon

[Anonymous No.]

"私たちおきました"

still not feeling great about all this...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624163
Just retards trying to push their silly narratives and clueless smoothbrains falling for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624146
Shion get ready for the stream you dumb kid

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623967
>act like an anti
>they wake up
you can thank me later

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624195
W-what did they get?

[Anonymous No.]

You could literally hear the relief in Fubuki's voice

[Anonymous No.]

This was fun, I'm glad Miko seemed to be enjoying it as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624176
NOOOOOO!
MY NARRATIVES!!!

[Anonymous No.]

The real Shion is dead
This is her manager posting to calm people down

[Anonymous No.]

Is the stream cancelled or what?

[Anonymous No.]

>Everyone's worried about why Korone has been silent
>She actually just flipped the bird to fbk and continued with her day
basado

[Anonymous No.]

stay in bed with the dude they had 3p last night > wotas

[Anonymous No.]

>Marine's and Shion's faces when they see Fubuki's waiting room stream having reached 65k viewers

[Anonymous No.]

ojisans rise up...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623824
Even without getting drunk, there was this time that I was dead tired from loading and unloading trucks at my old job and ended up sleeping for more than 12 hours. It's not that unusual.

[Anonymous No.]

Okay, thanks god it isn't anything serious. If this is staged then I'm seriously going to be fucking mad, I was worried over fucking nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

Okay anons, Oji-san drafting officer here, please make a line if you are interested in the job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624176
>no hair down there
Rejected.

[Anonymous No.]

>The audible relief when she saw that tweet
Even FBK was getting worried

[Anonymous No.]

I don't believe it till I hear their voices

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624207
pregnant

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine being Sora and seeing what the project turned out to be

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624052
Marine drinks literally every single day

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624192
Marine killed Shion in some eroplay and now korone is covering her tracks.

[Anonymous No.]

>they're not dead
well that was disappointing

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624207
That

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624173
Roberu... let marine go already...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624123
>us
just watch her debut

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624192
I like this grim narrative

[Anonymous No.]

I KNEEL FBKING

[Anonymous No.]

LEFT NUT MOTHERFUCKER DO IT NOW NOW NOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624195
killed

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624208
She was starting to get legitimately worried

[Anonymous No.]

Shion's tweet has 11k likes already

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624195
>Watamenoff, zey tweeted
>Zey Got?
>...
>Uncage ze FBK

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624222
Dibs on mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624176

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624195
They got

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624195
You seriously can't read that? Do your reps anonchama.

[Anonymous No.]

bros do you think marine scored??

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624207
sweaty age gap lesbian sex

[Anonymous No.]

good day to be a fbk friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624198
You know what I mean.
The period where she was doing it almost every stream and changed her twitter icon to it and framed her content around it.
Kusomallows were a part of her content forever but she went from at least pretending to hate them to tweeting about it being a true haatons duty to send them.

[Anonymous No.]

>Yes, this is Murasaki Shion. Oh don't worry, this is just my morning voice, everything is fine ;)

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624228
She doesn't you monkey.

[Anonymous No.]

>3 minutes
>nearly 2000 comments
Well, heck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624197
Watame is with the 3rd party bear in 5 hours

[Anonymous No.]

Time to start the stream Shion-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624030
>0 hours
>$1093.7

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624224
Or she was getting tired of stalling for time for 4 hours.

[Anonymous No.]

Korone going to need to play both parts and convince everyone things are okay

[Anonymous No.]

The prophecy is almost complete
https://files.catbox.moe/jca4d4.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

キターーー(゜∀゜)ーーーー!!!!!
THEY'RE ALIVE GET FUCKED NARRATIVE FUCKS

thank God you stupid kusogaki why didn't you tweet earlier?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624195
married

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624227
It's a good thing Sora died before she could see what happened to Hololive.
https://files.catbox.moe/ccy5jl.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623801
>>25623801
>>25623801

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624056
hololive disbands and staff flees to cayman islands
or yagoo is jailed for tax fraud or "depraving the minors"

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624195
up

[Anonymous No.]

Miko?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624195

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624207
they got it

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine if someone was thinking Fubuki streamed for 4 hours not knowing fully well that everything is fine.
Who do you think she is, Sio or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624056
this >>25624027

[Anonymous No.]

>>2562422
Anon even if it was staged how would you know?

[Anonymous No.]

35t called them apparently

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624256
the bear is really cute! make sure you tune in!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>Mikochi woke them up with a phone call
Even from the grave, she still graces us

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624176
I'M IN THE MOOD TO GET NUDE
I FEEL THE NEED TO BREED
IN THAT WOMB I MUST COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624176
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I KNEEL

[Anonymous No.]

>Miko called them three times
She's such a hero...

[Anonymous No.]

IT TOOK TWO SHIONS

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624056
>What is the worse but realistic scenario?
They had a fight and Korone went there to smooth things over. Fubuki provides a distraction and the other girls pretend that Shion and Marine were oversleeping over in Twitter

[Anonymous No.]

So Miko woke them up by calling them 3 times? Korone never did anything, did she?

[Anonymous No.]

it's her managed you imbeciles, "she's" going to cancel the stream with a tweet

[Anonymous No.]

Miko called them? Sasuga Elite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624247
absolutely

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624264
Yeah yeah but did they have seX?

[Anonymous No.]

>Miko managed to wake them up after 3 calls

[Anonymous No.]

How was Miko the only one that called them after 4 hours?

[Anonymous No.]

>They bought eet?
>Get em to the van

[Anonymous No.]

>thank God they didn't die before me
holy shit Miko

[Anonymous No.]

We just got back, my guess
t. 100 cards in anki before I realized I don't have the drive to learn a language and gave up

[Anonymous No.]

Will the actual stream have more views than fbk's waiting stream?

[Anonymous No.]

The best part about being a doomposter is you're either right or pleasantly wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623582
Wait do people actually think Marine is straight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624292
Of course

[Anonymous No.]

It's all fun and games till Marine has sex with a 18 year old

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624247
>Shion tweeted, Marine didn't
She LITERALLY drowned in pussy

[Anonymous No.]

OKITE OKITE OKITE OKITE OKITE OKITE OKITE OKITE OKITE OKITE

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624262
I friggin’ love this.

[Anonymous No.]

>Miko was the one who woke them up by calling 3 times
Are you telling me literally none of the other 20+ members even fucking bothered to actually call them? Do not all of them have each other's numbers?

[Anonymous No.]

https://files.catbox.moe/82fr1t.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624292
yes https://pastebin.com/4zVirDuu

[Anonymous No.]

What was the peak number of people waiting, in the end? 64K?

[Anonymous No.]

Wow they really did it didn't they?
They must have spent all this time freaking out about what to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624302
There's nothing wrong with that.

[Anonymous No.]

hey bros i just woke up, whats the narrative today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624293
Fubuki doesn't know their line.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624286
we still don't know the location or current status of korone. this ride isn't over yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624150
There are people in here who don't even know what EOP/JOP means, don't be too surprised that newfags are posting without lurking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624292
Girls can't have sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624293
No one was worried because people sleeping in is fucking nothing to be worried about.

[Anonymous No.]

FBK is at 803k subs now, how much did she have at the beginning of the stream?

[Anonymous No.]

imagine oversleeping on the job for 4 fucking hours when your job is literally collecting free money from simps. what in the

[Anonymous No.]

After all this time only miko called them and that's what woke them up? Why did fubuki not do that in the first place?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624308
Fbk said she didn't have their LINE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624308
matsuri explicitly decided not to call them

[Anonymous No.]

how did 2 people oversleep over by 4 hours? That's impossible.

[Anonymous No.]

So where the fuck did Korone go?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624247
There's no way that she didn't at least actually suck shion's tits, not joking at all

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624308
Matsuri is one of the Ojisans with Marine but she didnt call because Marine didnt invite her to the Shion gangbang

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624286
Korone probably was asleep too. She often gets only 2-4 hours sleep a night so it makes sense it catches up sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>Miko,of all people, was the one to go the extra mile and actually get them up
Holy fucking shit, that girl is just too pure for this world. Please pray for Miko while she's in the hospital next week.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/nakamuraFF11/status/1296644073554456578
fucking kek nkmr

[Anonymous No.]

>Miko called to wake them up
Where the fuck is their manager?

[Anonymous No.]

It's great that they're okay but what happened to Korone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624311
>64k for mario tennis 64
fucking rigged

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624323
800k on the dot

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624310
thats freaking hot

[Anonymous No.]

talk about anti-climactic

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624323
800k

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624323
801k IIRC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624324
By oversleeping they ended up making more money for the company anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624287
Totally believable honestly

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624305
Do you think she did her slaps over the phone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624315
Shion's dead, Marine's on the run with her accomplice, Korone.

[Anonymous No.]

Did Miko really drive over and give Shion a wake-up slap?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624286
She got lost
Now we have to find her instead

[Anonymous No.]

whats the worst case ontario in regards to management repercussions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624315
They finally woke up thanks to Miko calling them

Technically Matsuri wanted to do it before but decided not to because it was more fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624332
The world may never know

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624323
I saw 801k but I tuned it when it was already 40m in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624323
800k

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624323
800

[Anonymous No.]

>miko of all people brought this to an end

Sugoi...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624331
up all night having sex

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/tsunomakiwatame/status/1296644613558505474
sheep not sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624332
don't check the enclosed pool area...

[Anonymous No.]

>they sent korone out alone for 4 hours all for nothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624308
It's like pulling a prank on your friend except you don't even have to do anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624308
Outside generation mates and actual friends, most don't as far as publicly known. Managers obviously would though.

Also if they were drunk their phones may well be in a different room.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623649
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>just ends
GET FUCKED SUPACHAT

[Anonymous No.]

THE ELITE SHOULDERING THE BURDEN WITH FUBUKI

SASUGA MIKOCHI

[Anonymous No.]

Based FBK and Miko

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624246
ちおきした
They prep'd up

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624337
who is that what does that mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624349
Most likely

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624332
This desu, how come now she's the one missing?

[Anonymous No.]

>60k
i kneel fubuki i fucking kneel

[Anonymous No.]

Thanks again fbk
As always you kept this circus together.

[Anonymous No.]

FBK and Mio are the real heroes of hololive. They just reminded us again today.

[Anonymous No.]

>25,000 waiting

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624365
Probably got lost chasing mail cars. Dumb dog.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j35kMmbugWs

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624338
Presumably plenty of people were calling, Miko's is just the call they picked up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624325
It's their job tho. Their managers are incompetent fucks as usual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624293
Matsuri thought it was funnier if they didn't

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624351
In front of Houshou and Senchou?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624332
She's still walking to Shion's place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624176
womb posters unite!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck happened to korone

[Anonymous No.]

Someone post s-sugoi picture

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624273
Go fuck yourself spic

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624332
the Hibiki Ryoga of Hololive

[Anonymous No.]

>KORONE GOT HIT BY A CAR
KORONE GOT HIT BY A CAR
>KORONE GOT HIT BY A CAR
KORONE GOT HIT BY A CAR
>KORONE GOT HIT BY A CAR

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624308
Cover didn't do a single thing yet again.
Such a shit company.
They have all their phone numers and other private info, yet it was Miko who woke them up.

[Anonymous No.]

Based Fubukers

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624371
paypiggies btfo

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624308
>give your personal info to a co-worker
>she doxxs the entire gen

[Anonymous No.]

>the one in the literal hospital was the one who ended it

You can’t make this shit up beforehand

[Anonymous No.]

Korosan...

[Anonymous No.]

holy fuck is that chat going fast

[Anonymous No.]

Big props to Fubuki for covering up for them like this, 4 hours isn't nothing, and she probably expected it to end in only 30 mins or something

[Anonymous No.]

She's smelling the ass of some random dogs nothing to be worried about

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624381
Fuck, meant Miko. Sorry Mikochi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624390
Where was Marine?

[Anonymous No.]

Marine wanted kusogaki little titties and got them so hard they slept until noon

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624331
Hungover and tired after an orgy. Pretty normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624050
god i hope so

[Anonymous No.]

>4pm
Holy shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624315
Marine and Shion are dead and it's just the manager posting on Shion's twitter to keep everyone calm.

[Anonymous No.]

You have to Kneel to the Wolf. She made a possible awful event of worrying into a fun 4 hour event. FBK truly is the queen.

[Anonymous No.]

And now the other stream jumps from 15K to 35K waiting in an instant.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CT0zn4zm3Hw

Masterful marketing moves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623868
Ojisaned

[Anonymous No.]

they're live!

[Anonymous No.]

OH NO

[Anonymous No.]

LIVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624386
>Marine's phone is ringing
>She looks at it
>It's Towa
>She sets it back down and rolls over and goes back to sleep.

[Sage No.]

Can these hololive threads fuck off already???

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CT0zn4zm3Hw
LIVE

[Anonymous No.]

The Disappearance of Inugami Korone

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624393
How can you womb post after her coming out as gay?

[Anonymous No.]

Fubuki just fucking deflected antis for these 2.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/tsunomakiwatame/status/1296644613558505474?s=21
>12 am
>Sheep still hasn’t gone to sleep
ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624288
The only reason I don't think this is true is that I don't think a manager would have waited 4 hours to smooth this over.

[Anonymous No.]

Holy FUCK there they are

[Anonymous No.]

heh

[Anonymous No.]

miko doing good deeds before passing on...

[Anonymous No.]

wWHAT THEFUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>one of Yagoo's college buddies from Salaryman U literally collects a paycheck for doing nothing under the guise of "Manager" and will once again do fuck-all about something a manager should intrinsically handle

[Anonymous No.]

Are they even really fully aware of what's transpired

[Anonymous No.]

Oh they fucked alright

[Anonymous No.]

>sad face
lmao

[Anonymous No.]

If people woke them up earlier they wouldn't have gotten to #1 trending on Twitter japan and trending worldwide

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624371
f2pCHADs cannot stop winning

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624414
APOLOGIZE!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

OH SHIT

[Anonymous No.]

>OKITE OKITE OKITE OKITE OKITE OKITE OKITE OKITE OKITE OKITE OKITE

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624417
all part of the plan

[Anonymous No.]

Bless FBK
Bless Miko

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624395
t.SEAnigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624398
Why should cover do anything?
they were trending worldwide on twitter, this is great for them

[Anonymous No.]

how do I become a hololive manager?

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I were Shion

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624439
they'll find out later probably

[Anonymous No.]

YOU'RE BOTH GROUNDED

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624429
And she has a collab in 4 hours...

[Anonymous No.]

>set avatar to sad face
>can't stop yourself from giggling
This shitty fucking brat

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624423
Nope

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624412
same tbdesu

[Anonymous No.]

I can't believe Korone died for nothing...

[Anonymous No.]

Aww, I didn't get to finish my Shion drawing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624439
You think Marine hasn't been browsing twitter masturbating to the fanart for the past hours?

[Anonymous No.]

>SAD FACE
>THEY ARE LAUGHING
WTF

[Anonymous No.]

>Miko, out all of people who's dying right now was the one who called in
Where the fuck are the rest of Holo and Manager?

[Anonymous No.]

Okay, but wheres the dog?

[Anonymous No.]

NAKED DOGEZA NOW

[Anonymous No.]

calm your tits, ojisans are just giving them a good time

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624417
Only took Korone as a sacrifice but it was worth it

[Anonymous No.]

Hey anons uhh... i might have hit a woman in a dog costume with my car on my way home, what should i do

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624287
Shion's the first one to calm down Marine is still upset. Korone trying hardest to get Marine to calm down and to collab with Shion just for this one stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624371
Arknights stream in 2 hours to spend all the paypiggies' ARS

[Anonymous No.]

>slept at five fucking thirty
what the fuck were they doing
nah actually you know what they were doing

[Anonymous No.]

>sad faces
>shion keeps laughing
So they fucked right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624429
>kanatan just woke up for the day
>sheep still awake
the collabs...
お願いshimasu...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624466
Probably sent a discord message and went back to sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624465
kusodogeza

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624050
nobody stopped liking caramelldansen

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624467
the real question is, where is Korone?

[Anonymous No.]

>Senchou woke up but went back to bed
OF COURSE

[Anonymous No.]

Is it me or is the connection shitty as well?

[Anonymous No.]

We better get a double pole dance now.

[Anonymous No.]

>Marine woke up in time but went back to bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624433
>tfw ojisaned

[Anonymous No.]

Korosan..............

[Anonymous No.]

>loser at Mario Tennis makes breakfast
>it's fucking lunchtime
I expected to watch a fun hour long stream and be in bed myself by now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624452
Give your oshi lots of red supacha

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624308
My girl is asleep because she's the only one that cares about her sleep cycle and health

[Anonymous No.]

MIKO EVEN IN DEATH SERVES

[Anonymous No.]

You're laughing, you made 65k people wait for 4 hours and you're laughing

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624437
please delete this shit, I don't want filthy flips near Miko

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624467
Why the fuck would they pick up their phones for their managers that early in the morning?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624417
"teehee we overslept by 4 hours sry"
>gets showered with supachats
fucking simps mang

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624491
Fucking knew it

[Anonymous No.]

Oh just hear them, they fucked for sure

[Anonymous No.]

>Korone got tricked and is now halfway to Hokkaido

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624487
>>25624491
masterful plan from the old hag

[Anonymous No.]

so basically they stayed up late drinking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624479
what's wrong with that? ive been going to sleep at 6am every night for the past 4 yeras

[Anonymous No.]

The listening to them right now there's no way they didn't fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

They are wasted

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624329
based

[Anonymous No.]

>went to take a shower
>they come back
AAAAAAAAAAAA
so what's their reason for being so late?

[Anonymous No.]

>47k
Remember, show up late to work guys!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624491
So they were both too awkward to to wake the other one up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624510
>>25624505
I think they would be acting more akward if they fucked

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624422
>"How the dose this slut know my line"

[Anonymous No.]

doomposters on suicide watch

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624476
It's okay because futaba can do nothing wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

Miko: 寝てる間に伝説つくったにぇ…

Sasuga Elite. I kneel..

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624439
I don't think either of them remembers a thing for the past 12 hours

[Anonymous No.]

Ok narrative:. Shion and Marine actually had a big fight and refused to stream together, Marine completely refused to even stream at all. Korone comes over and tries to settle things down, fails, Miko calls and talks them both down and convinces shion to post on Twitter but marine is still too pissed.

You won't see these two collab again anytime soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624480
If they fucked they'd go to sleep, not shoot the shit until fucking 6am

[Anonymous No.]

>polka shitpost in 40 minutes
Blessed morning

[Anonymous No.]

FOUR HOURS

And they're laughing at their gachikoi as they spill in the money

Hololivers...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624487
>>25624491
So you're faced with the option of either getting up and starting your stream or spending another 4 hours in bed with Shion. Which would you choose? Be honest.

[Anonymous No.]

They really are just like us

[Anonymous No.]

>yes yes we were "sleeping", definitely didn't go for another few rounds of morning sex or anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624515
They're just not gonna tell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624502
???????

[Anonymous No.]

they fucked didn't they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624491
Exactly as I predicted! >>25624422

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624515
sex sex sex

[Anonymous No.]

All the rumors were true. What a blessed day

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624518
You've never fucked a woman and hung around her the next morning before have you anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624518
...They seem pretty awkward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624487
>>25624491
You know that's bullshit. They just had sex the whole time.

>>25624518
You are a virgin. They got drunk and fucked.

[Anonymous No.]

20k fewer people are watching the stream than were watching Fubuki

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624518
real life isnt like your japanese animes virgin-kun

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624509
well, you don't have a stream in 1 and a half hours

[Anonymous No.]

WHERE IS MY DOGEZA FOR BEING LATE YOU WHORES?
If this was towa she would be in jail for 2 weeks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624518
why would they be awkward when they had an amazing night

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624525
BINGO!

[Anonymous No.]

Shion is literally mesugaki...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624518
it's not their first time

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624332
Died on the way back to her home planet

[Anonymous No.]

MARINE'S MORNING BREATH

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624427
so...

[Anonymous No.]

>marine overslept literally for four hours

Somehow I'm not surprised. Senchou more like Sleepchou.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624544
>51k viewers
Apologize retard

[Anonymous No.]

>only 350 dislikes

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624535
Fuck with what? They don't have a penis

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624527
>not fucking until 6am
get a load of this loser

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624539
>>25624540
>>25624543
>>25624545
>>25624550
I have sex all the time
I'm an expert on this topic

[Anonymous No.]

Girls can have sex idiots

[Anonymous No.]

There are hordes of angry fans out there, one dog is in critical condition, and you're laughing, you're laughing.

[Anonymous No.]

I can't believe they actually fucked, Marine you madwoman

[Anonymous No.]

How do they get away with this shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624507
All part of the plan to have a three holo offcollab.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624560
>he doesn't know

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624539
>>25624543
This is not the case of simply fucking, these are same sex co-workers with 10 years between them and one of them at least thinks she's straight so yeah it would be pretty fucking akward

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624518
From experience if it went smoothly you actually get in a super relaxed, playful and happy mood with that person. Kinda like those two right about now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624552
Kusogaki, Mesugaki, Shion yo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624559
They are women, please understand. It's only a fuckup if a man is involved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624559
Thanks for reminding me to hit up the like button.

[Anonymous No.]

Luna screwed up her neck and wrist falling out of a chair in VR horror.

Is this is end of VR horror for Hololive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624546
meant for >>25624530

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624566
cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624530
草

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624562
i also have the seks all day long

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624543
>They got drunk and fucked.
That only happens to normal people.
Freaks like Marine just get sleepy and want to find a place to lie down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624580
is luna made of glass? lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624558
so 14k
and now it's 10k, it's still fewer

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623473
what expression does this face convey
the pleasure of being cummed inside
marine and shion woke up after a late night of fucking ojisans like the 3DPD whores they are

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624570
by acting cute
which works unlike sio

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624422
>>25624520
HAHA that's a good one it's almost like they didn't just have a collab.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624556
IMAGINE

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624560
But they had sashimi for breakfast

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624580
Isn't Luna the only person who's had to do 3D VR in a chair?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624580
Good punishment for oversleeping.

[Anonymous No.]

>50k+ viewers for sleeping in
>$1000+ supachat
>trending
>fan art
Man it must feel surreal for them

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624561
It's Marine we're talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624559
It's just a missed stream. It's not some kind of scandal that they're late, it's just funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624580
More like the end of VR horror while sitting on a chair.
Now you sit on the floor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624559
thanks for reminding me go and drop one to Sio's latest stream

[Anonymous No.]

>4 hours late from work
>get rewarded with 50k viewers and thousands of dollarydoos

[Anonymous No.]

Its shion so it's okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624580
To be fair Luna fell really hard that one time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624586
From the way she sounds / talks a stiff breeze could kill her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624387
>>25624338
What were their mangers suppose to do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624573
Neither of them think of themselves as straight They are pretty openly gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624580
As long as she can still play wallaby i dont care really

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624566
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624596
and fubuki won a fortune just waiting

[Anonymous No.]

where the FUCK IS KORONE

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624559
you are pathetic lmao
didn't like it before but thanks for reminding me

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624586
Did you see how she fell? It lookked pretty bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624570
They just will

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624587
>now 5 less and still inclining
There's still time for you to make peace with your incompetence.

[Anonymous No.]

>Shion: She didn't suck them!
>Marine: Hey, is it okay if I say something-
>Shion: No.
What did they mean by this

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624556
THE LINGERING TASTE ON HER TONGUE

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624580
Luna's the only one who needed to do it in a chair because apparently she can't stand up for longer than a minute without running out of breath

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623557
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624526
>polka shitpost in 40 minutes
Be there or be *honk*

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624605
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXVUestZAYg

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624570
If I were YAGOO I'd give them both a two-week (unpaid) vacation. Particularly since they seem to be having a lot of fun in their apology video.
>>25624597
They were late for work. They made people worry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624612
Asleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624600
It's cute so it's fine. I don't give a shit since it's literally just entertainment, so this just added to the entertainment

[Anonymous No.]

>almost at 60,000 viewers

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624611
she's a powerful entertainer

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624600
They better pay for fubuki's dinner or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624581
>Mikochi woke them up
>Mikochi burned up the remaining embers of her life to do so
>How about you go die?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624570
Step 1: be cute anime girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624566
Lesbian girls doesn't exist, idiot

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624600
their job is to be entertaining, and being late for the stream was entertaining

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624596
how do i become a homostar?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624612
sacrificed herself so Shion and Senchou could go live...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624566
yes. yes they can. with me

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624487
kusobaba

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624557
Marine's a lesbian

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624618
They did it, didnt they.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624595
The low stamina is obviously an act/joke you tard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624600
>After rewarding yourself all night with prime cunny
Marine truly is living a blessed life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624605
MANAGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624530
STANDING HERE

[Anonymous No.]

>Constant /u/fags shitting up the thread
>The two holos that actually end up fucking weren't any of their retarded ships but Marine and Shion
life works in strange ways

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624612
She'll be found dead in Miami tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624618
>She sucked them

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624570
They'll most likely be reprimanded later.

[Anonymous No.]

I bet Korosan went to Okayu's house

[Anonymous No.]

People here don't actually think Korone went to physically check on them, do they? She probably shot them a text and went to sleep since she'd only gotten 3 hours herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>Marine wants to talk about how she sucked on Shion's tits
>Shion shuts her down immediately
Fucking based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624618
Marine, you dog, you finally did it.
I'll throw a superchat her way too once she streams.

[Anonymous No.]

>4 hours late
>sad face
>can't stop laughing
>give up and switch to happy face
>put on bubbly music
they can't get away with this

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624525
>You won't see these two collab again anytime soon
big if true

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624612
Shes probably playing video games

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624637
first be a homo

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624589
Sho...

[Anonymous No.]

>Was planning on sleeping to wake up for RBC/Luna
>Still awake because of all this
>Not even sure if RBC/Luna will happen
I've made my mistakes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624518
You need to understand, Senchou is a woman of class. A lovely night of passion, some wine, both given pleasure, cuddling after everything, followed by a restful sleep, and then our dashing pirate getting up early to ensure her partner has a proper breakfast given to them in bed. It takes time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624559

[Anonymous No.]

God Shion's exposed flat chest is erotic as fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624600
Maybe I'll become a vtuber

[Anonymous No.]

I'm surprised they're even bothering with the game at this point, just regale us with tales of the glorious sex thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

anyone think we all just got rused?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624618
She sucked them

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624612
Ever played Wanko to Kuraso? That's what happened to Korone.

[Anonymous No.]

marine sounds so weird like shes talking different than usual

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624585
Marine is completely normal though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624626
>Hey, Shion and Marine aren't responding.
>Don't worry, I'll take care of it guys
>Goes back to bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624669
>we

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624656
they absolutely can

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624618
She actually did it... Marine scored..

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624633
that's a big kusa

[Anonymous No.]

Wait what the fuck did I miss? Wasn't tennis supposed to be hours ago? Why did they move it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624648
>Pirate sinks ships
Shocking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624665
>unsubbed just to resub for a meme video
Not very cool of you anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624612
Probably tried calling like Miko and was like "welp nobody answered" so then, either went to sleep herself, or decided to head over in which case she's probably turning around now on finding out no they aren't dead etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624600
It's not a fair world but they're anime characters so it's fine, fuck wagecucks

[Anonymous No.]

game stream is broken too lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624674
based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624652
>knocked 2 times
>no responses
>eh whatever i'll just swing by fat cat instead

[Anonymous No.]

cute Shion yawn

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624665
Based kneeler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624665
basado

[Anonymous No.]

>that yawn from Shion

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624530
Kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624682
>Wait what the fuck did I miss?
Everything

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624682
Anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624570
They don't, they will pay with her butts

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624586
I fainted one time at school and fell out of my chair.
Falling out of a chair involuntarily is no joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624618
No treasure is safe from this pirate captain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624598
Too dangerous for Luna. Need to be on her back with a neckbrace laying in a stretcher with a paramedic team on standby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624665
Based if you did join

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624665
dangerously based

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624665
Look at those tits go

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624652
>On train to coworker's house
>get lost in thought
>think about Okayu
>"What was I doing again?"
>wind up at Okayu's house

Certainly not impossible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624652
I bet she did that by accident.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624637
Based on Astel and Roberu, you need to be able to do stupidly long streams for multiple days in a row

[Anonymous No.]

wait a minute... I recognize that pfp!
https://twitter.com/mesk_maron/status/1296646715831758848?s=20

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624682
4 hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624656
They just did

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624603
It doesn't take a big hit to get injured when wearing VR headgear, your sense of sight and balance is affected by the VR so your muscles wouldn't be able to react in time to soften the landing

[Anonymous No.]

So did that top the void stream?

[Anonymous No.]

Shit was fun, but I'm going to bed and will check the vod after
Tell me later whatever the fuck happened the korosan if she ever shows up again

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624682
They fucked and overslept.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624665
Holy FUCKING based

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624648
And some retards still think Marine is straight or bi

[Anonymous No.]

PLAY THE FUCKING GAME ALREADY

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624618
>Shion: She didn't suck them!
Was she answering someone in the chat or what?

[Anonymous No.]

I can't believe Shion ate Marine's ass.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh thank god, they woke up.

[Anonymous No.]

Jesus... they had no mercy on these two

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624641
>not dicking the gay out of her

[Anonymous No.]

can't wait for korone to kick down the door halfway into the stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624665
Ok the membership bit got me hard, based as fuck

[Anonymous No.]

Polkahime was going to stream in 30 min
>RIP

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624693
Iinchou?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624711
cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624617
Hey man, my posts reflect the time they were made

-2k fewer viewers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624673
She used her mouth too much

[Anonymous No.]

>Marine: Are we gonna talk about last night?
>Shion: It's not something to talk about.
Lads...

[Anonymous No.]

> Shion and Senchou go missing for 4 hours
> Korone goes to check on them
> They're OK
> Korone is now missing

This is some Twin Peaks shit

[Anonymous No.]

brr

[Anonymous No.]

what is the appeal of this

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624665
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624665
Based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624682
dude they literally had sex on stream, check the archives

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624586
I mean, didn't she have a VR headset on? Wouldn't that fuck with your sense of perception and make you unable to use your hands to not land head first to the floor?

[Anonymous No.]

Being a woman means never having to take responsibility for any actions in your life ever.

[Anonymous No.]

After all this and the capture doesn't even work properly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624736
>>25624685

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624673
she's piggybacking off of shion's mic, not talking directly in to her own

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624744
Ojisans...we lost

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624744
This is so staged

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624751
faster

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624739
Do not use Sora to respond to shitposter

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624618
oh my god

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624746
We'll be getting an ぉぁょ in a few hours

[Anonymous No.]

>Marine fucked a girl 10 years younger than her
I want to kneel further but the floor wont give in

[Anonymous No.]

Why are there so many viewers its not even weekend

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624749
it make my weenus the big weenus

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624749
Great for washing clothes by hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624755
They were too busy exploring each other's bodies to test the stream setup, please understand.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't worry mina!!! Miko will be a-okay!!! It's only a minor flu!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624641
>Marine's a lesbian
She said herself that she wants to get dicked like in the Asanagi doujins, she is clearly bi you delusional yurifag

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624686
if I was her and halfway there I'd show up because those donkeys made me get that far to begin with

[Anonymous No.]

Shion kinda sounds like a younger Choco.

[Anonymous No.]

We were right, shion has the stamina for the sex they had but marine didn't and that's why she's more worn out

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624570
Why not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624754
>Aloe

[Anonymous No.]

fucking kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624600
Wonder if there's something like "Cover takes an extra % of Superchats and you get X substracted from salary" in these cases

[Anonymous No.]

>Shion will never be your girlfriend
>You'll never go on dates with her where she teases you and clings to your arm
>You will never brighten up her life and cure her of her depreshion
kill me

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624699
>>25624700
>>25624716
>>25624722
>>25624752
Someone please give me a quick rundown I don't want to go through 8 hours worth of shitposts PLEASE

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624733
That's not how sexuality works you retarded virgin.
Marine does not like men. Get over it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624667
do it

[Anonymous No.]

>The waiting stream had more average views than the actual collab

[Anonymous No.]

>56k
What is happening

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624767
Because FBK got that shit trending, my friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624754
except if you eat penis sashimi

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624746
korone? what the fuck is a korone?

[Anonymous No.]

you guys are so gullible

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624724
She's talked about a "lesbian phase" in school but the only time I've heard her sound interested in men is when it's one of the other girls putting on a manly voice. Otherwise she's gushing over beautiful women. If Marine is bi, she's only saying it to not exclude anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624773
You're on thin ice, buster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624450
Good job spic, but wrong answer, try with another country.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624633
>Mikochi woke them up
>Mikochi actually died 10 hours ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624783
it's only about 4 hours anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624781
are you thinking what im thinking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624754
lop off your dick if you want to keep bitching faggot

[Anonymous No.]

I'TS AWKWARD HOLY SHIT

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624566
They don't have penis, no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624537

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624783
>I don't want to go through 8 hours worth of shitposts PLEASE
It's 4 hours and two threads. Discipline yourself fuckface weakling,.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624682
>>25624722
They fucked, overslept then fucked again.

[Anonymous No.]

Korone went to Marine's house. Broke down the door and has spent the past few hours calling her underworld contacts to find out who kidnapped them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624783
Marine and Shion overslept for four fucking hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624802
stop

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624761
But Sorafags ARE the shitposters of /hlg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624580
Don't worry just foam pad the entire room and get them all large beanbag chairs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624661
who's making these?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624783
Marine and shion had hot sex last night and now they overslept nothing interesting 2 whores sucking each others tits.

[Anonymous No.]

KNEEL TO MIKO SAVIOR OF HOLOLIVE YOU GODDAMN PEASANTS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624781

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624777
Its all the training from the ojisans

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624773
why did you made me remember about this

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624804
no its not

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624570
What would you do to them, to prevent this from happing again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624788
that is how drama works. no one really cares about the actors its just the gossips that make the money

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624804
Morning after...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624724
If she's bi, she must have a very heavy lean for women

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624788
>pekofag doesn't know what average means
Fubuki didn't cross the 50 mark until over 3 hours in.

[Anonymous No.]

I got 500 yen that Marine popped Shion's cherry and they don't know how to address what happened

[Anonymous No.]

From what I've read in the previous threads about Haachama controversy I get that
>Haachama did lewd stream where she show lewd art and hide them behind barcode
>overly sensitive Haatons don't like it and tell her to stop doing that
>some fag reported her because they're a stupid idolfag
>narrativefags blowing this the fuck out
>haachama secondaries have no idea that this happen and will still support her whether she become a degenelate or an idol
Is this correct enough?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624754
This was meant to be a reply but I'll take all the easy (you)s, thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624784
Correct, she likes boys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624774
she also said she wants to be the female "protagonist" in a tentacle porn once just to see if she liked it

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624612
Got lost and adopted by a random kid that fed her part of their lunch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624804
they just had a fight

[Anonymous No.]

>People who arent following the true Narrative and havent realized Korone is Marine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624813
>Sorafags
>shitposters
They already left this place long ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624662
I am in the same predicament.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624814
I CANT BELIEVE LUNA IS DEAD

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624562
Aloe...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624824
Shock collars

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624774
Are you aware of the fact that Marine lies constantly to keep male gachikois donating?
Also she just wants her character in doujins for free advertising. Her roommate is gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624773
delet this

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624791
>>25624779
>slap on the wrist and 2 week vacation
oh the horror

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624787
they're being rewarded for being incompetent

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624829
Senchou's futa cock...

[Anonymous No.]

Fun fact this was Waluigi's first appearance in a game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624682
you missed a FBK stream rivaling "THE VOID"

[Anonymous No.]

bros...
https://pastebin.com/4zVirDuu

[Anonymous No.]

It's Waluigi time

[Anonymous No.]

Jesus, FBK went from 801k to 803k from that stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624818
I CANT KNEEL ANY HARDER ANON

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624838
>Korone went to wake them up
>Walks in to find them not sleeping but fucking instead
>Decides to join in

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623911
Does this work on past streams/chat replays?
any example vids to test it on to make sure it's working?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624784
hurr durr gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624781
That's great, maybe we can finally get some more Pokemon Stadium streams now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624788
Since pekofags are too dumb to understand what average means, just like their oshi.
I will help them.
>a number expressing the central or typical value in a set of data, in particular the mode, median, or (most commonly) the mean, which is calculated by dividing the sum of the values in the set by their number.

[Anonymous No.]

>Today is like a dream
Marine definitely scored.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624830
That sounds like most of the terrible narratives that get tossed around here daily, so yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624855
Line 2 is false.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624847
How far will yurischizos go to push their narrative?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624861
Did Korone actually say she was going to wake them up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624853
What does the "W" on his hat stand for, though? Is it ever explained in a game?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624814
>padded room
It's okay "Hime" the monsters can't get you in here!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624869
she's glowing

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624838
>Raced herself twice with pre-recorded footage.
She's brilliant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624814
She must've hit her head because she knocked the IPD adjuster on the headset.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/Ivanwang624/status/1296646070185811968

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I was Shion, it's not fucking fair
I want to sleep next to Senchou's hot, bothered body
I want to be smothered by her body and smell
I want to lick the stickiness off the next day

[Anonymous No.]

I feel bad for Luna

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624830
Work on your grammar ESL

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624784
Tranny. Plus she already stated she does so move along homo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624830
The fag reporting her is most likely bullshitting

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624862
Yes it works for past streams. Just go to any celebration stream to test it out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624879
It stands for Warui which means Yabai in Japanese

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624845
I can see Marine getting off to this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624814
Damn Luna, she tried hard on that stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>Marine's sexual frustrations have been absolutely peaking lately
>Gets the opportunity to sleep over her younger friend's house and get drunk
She definitely fucked

[Anonymous No.]

shion yo...

[Anonymous No.]

did christmas cake finally find love?

[Anonymous No.]

They are very subdued, normally Marine would be cracking jokes and filling the empty space. Did they sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624878
Ignore it, Fubuki only mentioned Korone once last stream and she was saying that Korone is still awake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624878
Some anon said it and everyone just took them for their word.

[Anonymous No.]

So this is how Shion lost her virginity...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624783
I'll be nice since I want you to actually watch the collab instead of autistically search the archives
>Marine and Shion overslept for about 4 hours
>In the meanwhile Fubuki did a stream to talk about it, which also lasted about 4 hours and peaked at 65k fucking viewers
>she was making fun of the situation the whole time
>Several artists like the GS mangaka and Mizuryu Key made speed art of the situation
>the twitter hashtags trended at #1 Japan & #6 Worldwide
>they woke up after Miko called them THREE times
Now go watch the collab and watch the LunaxRoboco collab later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624794
>>25624827
It's obvious she's not bi. She just has to say that to keep the men watching and super chatting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624905
wtf why would you say that fbk...

[Anonymous No.]

Is Marine distracted or something? I thought she'd be better at Mario Tennis since she's older.

[Anonymous No.]

>two female chuubas literally fuck
>people don't care or actually like it
>female chuuba breathes in a male chuuba's direction
>everyone loses their shit
Explain this you fucking faggots

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624818
I kneel Ghost of N-words

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624773
FAQ

[Anonymous No.]

Where's the tennis I've been promised?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624814
>tfw rewatching it just makes me wince now
I feel bad for laughing at first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624783
IMarine and Shion slept together to play Mario on the next morning, things must have happened because they were 4hours alte to their stream. In the meantime FBK got rich, Korone got lost and /hlg/ went full narrative mode, that's it. I do believe that they had ended up having sex though, theres just way too many flags.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm 99% sure they at least kissed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624878
No, but you can make up whatever you want when people don't know the llanguage.

[Anonymous No.]

>EOPs in chat saying shion went back to sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624720
They now have to coach their talents to not do a flying leap in VR thanks to Luna.

https://youtu.be/Gufob2VkgS8?t=787

https://youtu.be/Gufob2VkgS8?t=1338

https://youtu.be/Gufob2VkgS8?t=2821

[Anonymous No.]

Shhh Shion sleeping

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624913
/u/chads run Hololive

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624913
Its not cuckshit if there are no dicks involved.

[Anonymous No.]

I can't believe that hag took my daughter's purity

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624784
>lesbomarinefag

[Anonymous No.]

>my subscription feed is almost half upcoming roberu streams
somebody stop this madlad

[Anonymous No.]

I think it's hilarious we get to hear all this background shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624913
otaku autism is too strong you waste your time trying to ask for explanations

[Anonymous No.]

How is it to sleep together with a girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624905
did she delete that tweet? I only see reddit shit there

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624912
Of course they are distracted

[Anonymous No.]

I get the impression the music suits their mental state right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624913
Do not use Our blessed Sheep to shitpost, friend. There is no need.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624830
now we just have to wait for narukami to pick the story up and make fun of the purityfags

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624902
Yeah apparently, not sure if it was the best to look for it in a coworker 10 years younger than her but...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624898
Did Marine suck Shion's boob tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624891
I'll work on my grammar when you work on your reps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624913
lesbians aren't real so it's fine

[Anonymous No.]

Since when did Korone said that she's going to check in their house? Why are you trying to push this? The dog need her sleep after that stream anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624913
People don't care about purity, they're just jealous.

[Anonymous No.]

After all this mess, don't worry, Miko and Mio will come back fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624940
anonchama...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624913
no dicks involved = safe

[Anonymous No.]

>stream going to overlap with Polka
Clownbros...

[Anonymous No.]

They both even roommate are super hot.
So I forgive them for all their failures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624898
If Marine stops being horny for two-thred streams then they fucked. Otherwise, they just got drunk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624908
Thank you anon. I'm not watching Roboco though, sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624940
Anonchama...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624913
2 girls can't fuck in any meaningful way

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624892
>she already stated she does
Stated she does what? Like men?
Marine has NEVER said that she likes males.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624892
>she already stated
source

[Anonymous No.]

u know they both are probably naked rn

[Anonymous No.]

>Shion says to "read the air"
They totally fucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624947
i wont tell if you wont

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624952
>Korone sleepwalked to the house

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624938
Overrated but overall a good time. Doesn't feel as good as fapping in general but it's quite fun.

[Anonymous No.]

You know, back in April I toyed with the idea that it would be fun at the end of the year to do a collage of all the memorable Hololive and/or /hlg/ moments that happened during the year. I'm beginning to realize that collage would be absurdly huge already, and it's only August.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624930
If you think Marine doesn't own strap-ons larger than any of the cocks you've seen cuckfag, I've got a bridge with a pure vtuber running the tollbooth to sell you.

[Anonymous No.]

WHY ARE THEY NOT PLAYING MARIO TENNIS

[Anonymous No.]

Serious question, how is lesbianism treated in japan?

[Anonymous No.]

Bros, I'm starting to get hooked to NTR doujins yesterday and this happens today

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624913
>>two female chuubas literally fuck
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

this sexual tension is too much just make out already UGH

[Anonymous No.]

Is it nrrmal to take your junior by 10 years purity by getting them drunk

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624927
>Luna's death twitches as Subaru just sits stone cold in front of her
I almost feel bad for the wimpy baby

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624967
someone young like her would brag
they fucked

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624913
I'm not a unicorn so the latter doesn't make me lose my shit either, but self inserting is old and busted I just want them to fuck each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624913
Being a guy is wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

Boys, the Cap'n has scored! Raise yerr mug! Cheers! An extra ration o' grog for all!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624913
because if its girl love its cute and non threatening
no one has to suffer the thought that they are an inferior man to the one their oshi picked

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624973
>bla bla bla i'm a cuck
ogei

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624913

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624979
The rise of the Marinecuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624949
Stop shitting up the thread third worlder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624976
just a phase

[Anonymous No.]

anyone have mario tennis on switch and if so how dead is the online?

[Anonymous No.]

I can't believe Marine and Shion have been playing Mario Tennis for over 4 hours already

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624981
Depends on how cute that coworker is.

[Anonymous No.]

are they really not going to have the Mario Tennis music on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624979
Interesting...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624913
men are ugly and shit

[Anonymous No.]

>playing with no audio
What a mess

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624980
>just make out already UGH
upi#re too late anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624784
Stop forcing your [headcanon] you tranny. Marine is bi at best and we don't even know if it's an act or what.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624938
Very soft

[Anonymous No.]

>...what do you mean there’s more than one doll?

[Anonymous No.]

My cock is so hard thinking them rubbing their naked bodies onto each other.

[Anonymous No.]

SHION FUCKS
MARINE FUCKS

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624971
i feel like we had a fire every week or so here for the past few months

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624978
you're favorite and you're least favorite

[Anonymous No.]

so whats this i hear about okayu being fat. please tell me its not true!! fuck all those supas wasted

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624993
Absolutely based

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625002
False. You are quite cute anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624682
Marine and Shion overslept by 4 hours for a collabe they were supposed to do and now people are shit posting that they had sex because lesbians turn.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

What position did Marine claim Shion in?

Scissor? 69? Amazon with Strap on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624998
I bet they're getting pretty tired by now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624913
lesbians don't exist according to Milo

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624830
Most of the complains, from both Haaton and Haachama were from before that stream.
People only disappointed that she removed members only stream starting from that stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>Shion is fine
>Marine is quiet, almost like she's "tamed" for once

Shion was the top, wasn't she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624993
Too bad because Holostars are unironically straight as arrows

[Anonymous No.]

The truth is they got drunk and Shion doesn't want Marine to talk about that because she's underage and could get in trouble

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625010
But really, I think they both suck

[Anonymous No.]

Clown in 20 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3bXoL3Hil4

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624995
It's SEAhours faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

God just imagine they make eye contanct and then a sudden silence...

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never have an absolutely fucking wasted Marine slobbering on your face and chest

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625027
Shien... no...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625011
Yeah, I've come to terms with the fact that doing a comprehensive end of year collage would actually be a serious undertaking at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625027
I know, that's why I don't watch them

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625027
>Holostars are unironically straight as arrows
Is this the reason for their lack of success?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625026
Marine topped for 15 seconds max before she got winded

[Anonymous No.]

>hololive is not an idol compa-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3bXoL3Hil4

[Anonymous No.]

I hope this stream ends up being exactly 100 minutes

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625016
ちゅ~

[Anonymous No.]

>4 hours late for mario tennis with no sound
fuck these whores I'm watching polka and roberu

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624992
>nou
oogeyy rrrrrat

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625021
she probably spent most of it licking her and sucking on her tits while playing with herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625026
senchou is an m after all

[Anonymous No.]

Will we see a new golden age of MarinexShion TeeTee or will their relationship become strained and distant? Will they eventually be forced to graduate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625016
Don't call anons cute, that's fucking gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625021
All of them and then some new ones.

>>25625028
Just subtract a few years from Marine and add then to Shion. Problem solved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625005
>bi at best
What is that supposed to mean? She is definitely into women but most likely not into men

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625026
I mean unless it only lasted 3 minutes I assume Shion would have to take over pretty early.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625030
>they both suck
69

[Anonymous No.]

>Luna has to sit down to do VR because standing up is too much

How unhealthy is this girl?

[Anonymous No.]

Did Fubuki predict their characters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625045
ny

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625021
Doggy with a feeldoe

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625027
Astel is a patrician shota toucher

[Anonymous No.]

>age gap yuri
Absolutely disgusting.

And I think most of /hlg/ agrees.

[Anonymous No.]

Why do they just keep yelling Yoshi's name, are they rooting for him? Why are they dinofags?

[Anonymous No.]

>no game audio
are they that bad at technology or do they just want us to hear their moans and grunts more clearly?

[Anonymous No.]

Marine hasn't made a single joke or laughed once so in 25 minutes. They definitely fucked hard.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/torecano_tower/status/1296639994388344832?s=20
Imagine paying up to 300k yen for a card with art that you've already seen a million times

[Anonymous No.]

i cant believe were getting a reimagining of last night bros...

[Anonymous No.]

>korone and okayu are playing mario tennis
>these noises are just marine and shion having fun

[Anonymous No.]

Dem erotic sounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625061
sucking clits like dicks!

[Anonymous No.]

MUH DICK

[Anonymous No.]

Where is the game audio?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625058
>She is definitely into [headcanon]
Pathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

Great, now they're recreating what it sounded like for us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625026
Of course Shion was the top. Marine is a hard M. Remember, she got off from her viewers watching Coco hit her with a paddle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625065
She’s a 0 years old princess after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624938
like bags of sand

[Anonymous No.]

Yeah I'm getting harder and harder listening to them

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625048
> would rather watch a dude than cue lesbos

gay

[Anonymous No.]

time to switch tab, just listen, and imagine

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625065
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>Everyone in this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625034
It's primetime burgerhours you retard.

[Anonymous No.]

I autistically waited for 4 hours FOR THIS?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625072
>age gap yuri
Absolutely based.

And I think most of /hlgf/ agrees.

[Anonymous No.]

THE TENNIS GRUNTS AND SCREAMS ARE JUST MAKING ME HORNIER

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625065
why that pic tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624994
Marinefags have always been cucks

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625080
Fuck you /hlg/, I instinctively thought that account name was a Twap joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>they're reenacting the night

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625028
Japan doesn't care all they have to say is she drank "juice".

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625088

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625077
He says, as Marine laughs

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625065
She is elderly please understand

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625021
She made Shion sit on her face

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625065
Gravity is too strong

[Anonymous No.]

these marine and shion sex noises hnnggggg

[Anonymous No.]

so this is the sound of Shion losing her purity

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625065

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624913
>two female chuubas literally fuck
uh, no. They can help each other masturbate and orgasm but they can't fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625074
Ark...
Aki...
Choco...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625108
It was one small half laugh, usually by now we've had a ton of unrestricted bursts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625065
I bet she has to sleep on at least 10 mattresses too.
The perfect princess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625096
We in horny jail, SO THEN WHY ARE YOU HERE?~

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625105
good to know the conditioning is working

[Anonymous No.]

You fags talking about lesbians triggered me. Looks like I have to educate you fucks whih race actually like yuri and why they are cuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625106
Yeah, I bet she drank juice.


Marine's juice.
Straight from the source.

[Anonymous No.]

ThIs is my first time catching a stream. You guys actually watch this shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625102
You can say the same for the Rushiafags but there's still a Rushiacuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625087
Have you literally never watched her stream?

[Anonymous No.]

The atmosphere between them is so awkward. It's so fucking obvious.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I could paint my house red with yurifaggot blood.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if shion will start streaming more now that she's been taken care of.

[Anonymous No.]

What percent sure are you guys that they fucked or at least got intimate? For me it's 30%

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625125
Nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625096
im not horny at all, yuri does nothing for me, i just think its cute
im glad if they were able to share some intimacy considering they cant date men

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625124

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624944
>still pushing for his failed meme
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625124
american is not a race, retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625096
GOING TO HORNY JAIL WITH ALOE!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625124
Ahmed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625026
She literally just woke up, t/u/rd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625099
I agree with this Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>At least 3 or 4 doujins are going to use this morning as a reference point for their story

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625097
>implying burgers make those sort of grammar mistakes
Those grammar mistakes are distinguished ESL markers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625117
Is that what you tell yourself when you blow your friend?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625134
80%

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625124
>my shithole's top viewed is hentai
heh

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625134
90%

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625134
99

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625134
50%
Either they fucked or they didn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625126
Usually the people here in /jp/ actually study Japanese and can understand them

[Anonymous No.]

Shion sounds more mature like all of a sudden...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625138
Do burgers really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625131
To be fair I would be pretty awkward if I was four hours late to a stream when there's at least twice the chance of waking up on time.

[Anonymous No.]

all holos are straight there's no way even one of them is actually into girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625138

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625151
Feels good

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625134
Intimate? 100%
fucked? 60%

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625138
Based North Dakota.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625124
how do we know they aren't watching japanese lesbians though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625112
Hime-sama!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625155
Senchou made her a woman...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625126
It's normally a lot better than this, usually when people spin up narratives (like the one that shion and marine fucked) during the stream it's because it's boring.

[Anonymous No.]

>Fakku
really?

[Anonymous No.]

They just cuddled and had girl talk
You guys are delusional

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625138
>monster girls
Holy fuck why did no one tell me the midwest is based?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625124
>top viewed = only viewed
I see...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623473

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625159
Have you an issue?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625134
If you have a working brain it's 100% but there are some anonchamas so I'd say around ninety percent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625163
bulgaria is based

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625124
>JAV
I should be surprised considering I actually dislike the sounds

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625134
70%
Marine couldn't resist Shion's tummy... no one can

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625112
Luna was an alien all along, no wonder she can't handle the earth's atmosphere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625147
>doujin where all the sex scenes have no dialogue except for FBK shitposting about them
I can smell the kino from here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625163
What's that? You're into yuri and not cuckoldry? Anonchama...

[Anonymous No.]

>Polka and Rubero at the same time
fuck bros what do i do

>inb4 both
i rather focus on one stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625171
imagine if sadpanda showed stats

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625163
>Italians are gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625163
wait what's going on with latvia i thought estonia was the femboy nation of the baltics

[Anonymous No.]

unironically

hololive reminds me of this dumb lat night shows where host is like half-naked and talks with way too horny old men trying guess some answer to some shitty game or crossword

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625177
where's the other one

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625126
This isn't really about what's going on in the actual stream, it's about the subtext.

[Anonymous No.]

>erogaki has now grown into a woman

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625177
Something feels off about this picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625126
Well yes, I'd actually like to understand the language someday. A bunch of banal, everyday conversations are actually perfect for that.

>>25625134
80/20

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625124
Lesbian porn doesn't really do anything for me, but for some reason I find the prospect of lesbians in hololive super compelling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625177
aloe...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625188
no, i'd rather not

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625138
Monster girl coalition where we at? Pennsylvania checking in.

[Anonymous No.]

she never stood a chance

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625177
PERFECT AND UPDATED

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625140
Sure it isn't. White anglo are though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625177
>aloe conspicuously absent

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625163
l-latviabros??

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625030
>ywn suck on one of Marine's sagging, yet ripe, breast while groping her other one until she cums
>ywn tease Shion's nipple, then suckle ln the milk that comes out
Boobros...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625177
sekkusu...

[Anonymous No.]

>sex sex sex
Is /hlg/ the Aloe of 4chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625139
thanks for the (You) it tells me my meme is working and actually original! :^)

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625192
I miss The Man Show like you wouldn't believe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625177
Hold on, something's not quite right...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625177
wait a minute

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625134
>Marine got drunk, started asking to suck Shion's tits near the end of a stream, admitted to sucking her older sister's breasts shortly after, and admitted to falling asleep around 5.
They 100% did something intimate, and seeing the atmosphere in the stream and that they haven't even been bothered to turn on the game's volume is definitely affirming that more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625134
They definitely fooled around. It's too awkward for them not to have. Marine will tell us later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625149
>>>/u/
don't come back

[Anonymous No.]

Aqua is gonna freak

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625134
>or at least got intimate?
They literally slept in the same bed, so that part is 100%

[Anonymous No.]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.]

>Marine letting her gf win

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625213
>and now, Holos jumping on trampolines!
Imagine..

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625177
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be

[Anonymous No.]

How can you call Aloe a slut and then come here and be horny as fuck? If anything she is /ourwhore/

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625223
NTR arc
on the day of her sololive...

[Anonymous No.]

The wait was more interesting than the stream itself

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625124
Ha, Somalia wishes it was Arab.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625221
Not an argument, cocksucker.
>>>/y/

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625177
you rike it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625177
Holofive...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625163
what the fuck is Moldova? I can barely read it

[Anonymous No.]

marine keeps talking about her "technique"

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625138
Based North Dakota

[Anonymous No.]

This old hag is dominating Shion.

[Anonymous No.]

They deepened their relationship physically and nobody can convince me otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625134
95%
20-30%

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625151
Vladimirchama?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625128

Dude, she has literally had a stream where she had Flare play the role of a sadistic shota and then proceeded to make all manner of splooshing noises. STFU.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625138
People are really into monstergirls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625235
power tennis was fucking million times better than 64, i want to see someone do ACEs storymode though

[Anonymous No.]

>People who cant read the room

You do realize Roberu visited them and fucked them both RIGHT?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625177
based 5th gen where the 5th member are the viewers

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625134
I think something happened for sure, it's Senchou for God's sake, but I'm not willing to commit to the idea that they ate each other out under the futon just yet.

[Anonymous No.]

Even Shion noticed Marine is letting her win

[Anonymous No.]

This shit sucks, I'm gonna go watch the clown

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625177
Chotto matte a moment...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625187
Polkacci, Roberu is doing more streams later and to be hones I want to watch his Majora's mask stream

[Anonymous No.]

>ywn suck on shions small titties and cuddle her till morning
I wish I was marine

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625126
I-i-it's just for total immersion language learning anon, I don't actually enjoy this...probably...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625177
Thanks I hate it

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625254
NOT MY SON, SHUT UP

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625134
marine hasn't made a dirty joke in 10 minutes. they def smashed muffs

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625247
well, yes, but lets talk about the stream for now, ok?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625252
Like half of Hololive aren't human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625187
Pick one and watch the other later or switch in between them because most anons will most likely talk about it when things get exciting

[Anonymous No.]

Luna, your wrist...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625252
> not being into monster girls

found the alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625163
>>25625138
Kneel to your futa overlords

[Anonymous No.]

>ywn suck on marines big titties and cuddle her till morning
I wish I was shion

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625252
dunno, girls with cat or bunny ears count as monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625252
You don't get bored of humans?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625251
Flare is a woman

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625177
put Pikamee in the background and its perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625241
bakunyuu, apparently
i've literally never heard of that

[Anonymous No.]

>Holos express interest in the opposite sex
>"Well these obviously lies"
>Holos express interest the same sex
>"Now see this is the truth"
Why does /hlg/ believe every holo is gay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625252
Harpies are top tier

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625265
why are you immersing with something you dont enjoy anonchama??

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625264
it hurts

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625163
WTF MALTA!

[Anonymous No.]

IMAGINE GETTING TO SUFFOCATE UNDER MARINE'S FAT FUCKING ASS

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625251
Yeah she reacted to a WOMAN you retard. That's literally gay and no real boys don't sound like that.
Marine does not give a shit about males.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3bXoL3Hil4 Polka
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enKCpYiG-Jk Roberu

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625287
big tits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625279
Roboco has been collabing a lot lately

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625177

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625254
My son would never do that but if he did it would be based

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625281
how many holos are futas

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625285

And a shota is a young male.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625275
0% monstergirl though
>>25625283
No, they are kemonomimi

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625138
Who here lives in aloe supporter state?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm tired of getting fitered by /u/ shit. I'm going to consume /u/ shit nonstop until I mindbreak myself into liking it
Recommend me some good /u/ animu or mangoes, bros. I'll watch all of it

[Anonymous No.]

The possibility of the narrative being real is getting to me

[Anonymous No.]

Best holo fall guy clip?

[Anonymous No.]

Aki 240K!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625283
>monstercat porridge
you tell me

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625254
If Roberu did that, FBK wouldn't be shitposting about them "oversleeping", FBK would instead be seething.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625302
Coco's Cocock...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625251
Shotas aren't men

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625279
She said her thumb hurts too, and she's playing with controller...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625289
psychological defense mechanism
you cant lose if you were never part of the game to begin with

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625289
Do your english reps fucking monkey

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625163
Greece...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625289
Because most of them are white anglos with no concept of morality. They support all the color of the rainbow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625252
For me it's lamias

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625312
True, true...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625300
She doesn't want to be overtaken by yet another gen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625300
Roboco is the person who's friends with everyone in Hololive, but best friends with nobody. Except Eugene.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625309
https://files.catbox.moe/blncza.webm

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625177
Polka looks like she has a beard

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625303
If you a fuck a man dressed as a girl it doesnt make it less gay you brainlet
Flare putting on a deep voice doesnt make her any less of a woman

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625306
There aren't any, it's all boring romance dramas for old housewives. Just jack off to /u/ porn until you like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625306
Revolutionary Girl Utena

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625302
Coco's cocock....

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625302
Coco and Flare for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625306
you dont need to like yuri to join in on the shitpost bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625177
so this is what perfection feels like... kimochiii

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623813
Did I miss something? I haven't paid much attention to her, did she do something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625224
Did they really say that? If they slept in the same bed I can't imagine that nothing happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625299
yeah but like...really big...? idk man maybe there's like three people in modolvia who go on sadpanda

[Anonymous No.]

Aqua getting cucked by Okayu and Marine...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624913
OH SHIT ITS ALMOST LIKE MEN AND WOMEN ARE DIFFERENT BRO LIKE HOLY SHIT YOU'RE ONTO SOMETHING

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625289
Marine had never shown any interest in males though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625306
/v/'s favorite: Watamote

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625289
BECAUSE MAN MAKE MOST OF /HLG/ JEALOUS YOU FUCKING TIMELOOP STARTER!

[Anonymous No.]

I really wish I could be reborn into a lesbian woman whenever I see Marine flirting with the other girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625289
We have Coco who definitely slept around with dudes

And now Aloe.

It's just unicorns in denial

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625309
But at what cost?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625307
Turns out everybody wants holos to have sex with other people after all

[Anonymous No.]

why is Shion streaming through Senchou's youtube

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625308
https://streamable.com/57qxr4

[Anonymous No.]

this game is such low energy compared to the pokemon collab earlier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625297
DONT MAKE ME FUCKING CHOOSE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT WASNT SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THIS

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625324
zehi,,,

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625309

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625302
Botan and Korone

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625349
They got married

[Anonymous No.]

Looks like Shion's gonna have to make lunch instead...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625303
Flare is still female

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625289
Clearly both are true and all holos are bi. Thanks anon, case closed!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625351
They used up all their energy

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625257
>Even Shion noticed Marine is letting her win
Loser makes breakfast. She's going to pamper Shion after the night they've had.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625187
>thinking of abandoning a bro for some ho
despicable

[Anonymous No.]

POLKA...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625306
Otome no Teikoku

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625306
watamote is really fun and has insane character development
i actually really liked bloom into you but the tone of it is way different, idk if you'd like

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625351
Eh you know...

[Anonymous No.]

Question, if you are management, would you let Marine and Shion continue collaborating?

Would stopping after this raise suspicions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625306
Ganma (manga)

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625329
>good

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625306
artist:ayane$

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625349
>Shion streaming into Senchou

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/robocosan/status/1296656092244480001

Luna/RBC postponed

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625337
>If they slept in the same bed I can't imagine that nothing happened.
No? I sleep with my male friends in the same tiny bed all the time and nothing sexual ever happens, we're just friends. Even if we do end up touching each others it's just as a joke, we're not gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>Senchou has barely made any ero jokes all stream
Fuck, I think Shion really did it... I've never seen Senchou's sex drive this placated before

[Anonymous No.]

isn't this game literally older than shion

[Anonymous No.]

そろそろポルカ…

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625344
Imagine the gosling... it's better this way

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625289
Shion, Miko, and flare are the only holos I think are hard gay. Matsuri and marine go both ways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625177
something is missing..... まいいか

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625306
oh and their story/tamen de gushi is fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625376
Luna fucking died

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625324
>Achan had zero collabs with Sora this year
>Achan had a duel concert with Roboco
>Achan played multiple game collabs with Roboco
>Roboco NTRed Sora
At least Sora has Kotone, right...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625362
On fucking what? They slept all day

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625344
You just discovered why a ton of yurifags turn into "lesbian" trannies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625372
I would let them collab only if i get to watch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625350
I love this dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625350
>https://streamable.com/57qxr4
I saw this one in stream it was actually so fucking good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625376
Man poor Luna got really fucked up

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624938
the sex is ok, the comfort afterwards tho, unrivalled

[Anonymous No.]

Marine is pretty good at this game. Its almost unfair for Shion

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625376
i read this as "Luna/RBC spooned" for some reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625138
>Imagine looking for loli or big breast on fukku

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625376
Ah fuck me in the ass, I was really looking forward to it. Well at least Roboco will still stream Fall Gays.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625376
Get well soon Luna!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625296
>"Yeah she reacted to a WOMAN you retard"

>A woman, voicing a male, in a completely fictional environment somehow considered gay

Fucking wat? lolololololol

>no real boys don't sound like that. Marine does not give a shit about males.

How wrong you are.

[Anonymous No.]

https://streamable.com/6dcq9f
Please listen to Sora's new song!

[Anonymous No.]

ポルカおるか？

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624913
Everyone want to put babies inside their favorite chuuba
female can't do that so they're not considered as rival

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625375
You were supposed to reply with
>yuri

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625402
The /u/ posting is getting into your head

[Anonymous No.]

Zion getting schooled

[Anonymous No.]

YURICHADS CAN'T STOP WINNING

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625306
Fragtime was pretty good and got kinda sad toward the end

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625364
you're right anon i don't know what i was thinking

[Anonymous No.]

Our son is live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625400
Nice LARP faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>thread is about everything but Hololive or streams again

[Anonymous No.]

This has gone from "Haha whoever loses has to cook breakfast" to "Whoever loses is now the woman in the relationship"

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625341
Didn't she say she likes BL? I mean you have to at least be slightly interested into the opposite gender to even be aroused by yuri/yaoi shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625306
Der /u/ntergang

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625372
Specific collabs are infrequent enough that it doesn't really matter. Marine collabs with virtually everyone, only Gen3 and Korone are regulars for her. It's be more suspicious if she and Shion all of a sudden started collabing more often.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625392
Well it's pretty pointless if I still have a dick, if you are a girl you can freely go around perving on other girls, I assume it's not as easy if you are trans

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625391
You answered your own question.
Sleeping all day actually makes you lose energy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625392
Not even remotely true

[Anonymous No.]

Polkachama...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625377
Patrician tastes. I couldn't get off to /u/ stuff properly until that artist showed me the light.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25624976
pretty middle of the road stuff, socially it's becoming more and more accepted, like 80%, and in certain areas, gay bars, specially lesbian bars are plentiful, still a lot of trouble trying to get actual legislation

[Anonymous No.]

I watch holos too take my mind off being a sexless virgin, not to be reminded of it. This is fucking bullshit I'm so fucking ronery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625376
Lunachi.....

Mikochi....

Miochi....

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625397
Is Luna really that out of shape? I can't imagine thin people having little to no stamina.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625376
>inb4 Luna finds out she took major spinal damage from the fall and has to get surgery

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625374
Can't find anything about this one
Did you mean Ranma?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625289
/hlg/ is full of people with very very big brains, so big they can see past any petty acts these girls put on, hence why they know both Pekora's financial situation and her relationship with her family down to a T and know she was bullshitting whenever she spoke of it on stream. They know exactly which holos have boyfriends, which are gay (Despite them outright saying they aren't or that they ar ebi), which holos make shit up to attract us dumb brute male viewers and they definitely can tell how well they get along with each other. Therapists with years of practice would be frothing at their mouths if they came here as the average poster here can map out the past and personality of a Holo just by watching a few streams of theirs in a language they cannot understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625138
That explains the Lamy and Cocock posters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625414
I liked mine better

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625372
I would insist on it.

[Anonymous No.]

Aqua is going to fuck up her concert and start tearing up on stage after seeing Marine and Shion like this...

[Anonymous No.]

shutup and watch polka

[Anonymous No.]

The thread theme of current /hlg/

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never bask in Marine's afterglow

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625306
Yagate Kimi ni Naru, anime and manga are both good

[Anonymous No.]

Look what happened because of what you did, what it led to! There are simps out there! FBK had to stall fifty thousand people and you're laughing. You're laughing. Korone was killed today because of what you did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625412
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3bXoL3Hil4

[Anonymous No.]

BRING IN THE CLOWN
https://youtu.be/K3bXoL3Hil4

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625434
Get a gf to watch holos with anon. Make it your goal. Follow your dreams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625391
On fucking each other

[Anonymous No.]

Miko, you are a legend. You will be remembered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625027
IF PEOPLE CAN HEADCANON EVERY HOLO AS A LESBIAN I CAN PRETEND SHIEN IS GAY

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625325
The strongest
https://files.catbox.moe/vjqrla.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625351
Because they just woke up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625376
What if they made Luna into a cyborg

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625389
It's over for ages... Sora even revealed in an interview that A-chan only helped for 1 MV this year given both are busy with their own ways

(A-chan is busy with everyone else, while Sora now has her own team to assist her)

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625438
https://www.mangaupdates.com/series.html?id=92682

[Anonymous No.]

the shitposting clown is at it again

[Anonymous No.]

P-Polka??!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625436
being think doesnt mean youre in shape anonchama

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625437
shut the fuck up nigger

[Anonymous No.]

polka, the table....

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625451
>6k viewers
rip
lesbians ruined her day

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625417
The /u/chamas are getting uppity again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625453
having sex with my gf with marine moaning in the background!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625356
oh hell yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625436
She broke some neck tendons and twisted her wrist by falling off the chair

[Anonymous No.]

shut the fuck up the clown is on

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625451
>pretends to walk into the video
why is she so damn cute

[Anonymous No.]

Why there is no super chat in Polka's stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625436
Anon, you can be thin and out of shape.

[Anonymous No.]

>virtual handshake
How do I sign up

[Anonymous No.]

why are /u/tards so annoying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625456
follow your dreams anon

[Anonymous No.]

Living in a society with Poker!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625423
>i'm surprised that someone is shitting on plate, when there's no rule that would prevent someone from shitting on a plate

[Anonymous No.]

shion x marine s*x

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625439
Get some help autist

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625456
this

[Anonymous No.]

Shion isn't gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625430
Then why are there so many tranny yurifags?

[Anonymous No.]

well this is pretty boring now that I know nobody died, guess I'll watch polka

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625451
>7k viewers
RECLINING

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625464
Thanks, added to the list

[Anonymous No.]

Polka called my name bros, it's my time.

[Anonymous No.]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625473
Based. Let's fucking get it anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625470
Literally just started, she'll be at 10k before you read this post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625470
>beginning of a stream numbers

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625372
What suspicions? Cover does not forbid relationships, and this pairing going public wouldn't hurt their bottom line.

[Anonymous No.]

so what's the excuse? why were they so goddamn late?

[Anonymous No.]

https://files.catbox.moe/t90rhm.webm

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625488
Touched a nerve, didn't I? Reroll your IQ with a bullet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625351
>just woke up less than an hour ago
>asking why they have low energy

[Anonymous No.]

does this guy look like miyabi to anyone else or is my dick confused

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625472
At least I can take solace in the fact Polka is straight as an arrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625379
This, I almost feel sorry for people who don't have close male friends. Me and my best bro play this game where we suck each others' dicks and call the person who cums first a fag. I usually win because my bro's never been all that great at cocksucking, and when he jizzes in my mouth, I make him finish me off then give him a passionate kiss so he has to swallow both loads. Then I berate him for the next hour or so about what a total fag he is.

But this one time, we were 69ing like normal, and I could tell my bro was getting really close to orgasm. I wasn't quite there yet, but I hear him whimper around my cock and it really gets to me. So I decide to take pity on my bro and slow way down, only gently stroking him and planting a tender kiss every now and again. Sure enough, I cum first and then finish him off and swallow. And then he looks over at me and plants a wet one right on my lips. I feel my own salty jizz slide into my mouth and swallow it happily. He breaks the kiss after a good while, looks me right in the eyes, says "...Fag" and punches me on the arm as hard as he can.

We cuddle naked for a while after that. I smile as he holds me in his strong arms and tells me what a colossal fucking faggot I am. I "agree" and laugh along with him, sometimes giving him another kiss or two. When it's finally time for me to leave (had to go to my girlfriend's birthday party), my bro gives me the biggest bro hug he's ever given and says "Thanks, bro." I tell him it's no big deal and that it was the least I could do for a bro as awesome as him.

I think we've become even better bros since then. I don't let that fucker win our game anymore, though. He's such a fag, goddamn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625410
Literally when has Marine shown interest in males?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625491
There aren't
Trannies are all crossdressing yaoifags

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625503
They slept at 5am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625502
>Rubero's giant mic
what is he up to?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to shake Poker's hand so badly...

[Anonymous No.]

Roberu is singing weirdass songs get in here bros.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625503
unspeakable things

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625503
They overslept. Maybe a hangover or some drunk yuri antics happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625451
Holy fuck why is she so loud!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625508
gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625389
https://vtubereview.wordpress.com/2020/05/17/tokino-sora-chats-about-fans-fears-and-her-career-thus-far/

"A-chan had also gotten hired and was seeing the whole of Hololive, so lately most of my promotional videos were being made by a team of people, and this was the first time in a while it was her making one for me. It’s a song that made me think, we’ve still got this, let’s get a fresh start together and hit the ground running."

>It’s a song that made me think, we’ve still got this, let’s get a fresh start together and hit the ground running

Sora... someone from Hololive... please help her...

[Anonymous No.]

What is it about /u/ that makes you guys seethe so much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625508
can you not do that, I don't want to look at the holostars in that way except kira, WHERE THE FUUUUCKKKK

[Anonymous No.]

>It's just like in manga
W-what did Shion mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

MA MI MU ME MO

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625478
she's letting her genmates get a headstart

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625508
Your dick is confused, you have a uranium grade gayness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625503
>get drunk
>hot wild sex
>fell asleep like that
>woke up with their vags essentially glued together
>peeling away slowly was painful so they decided to just pull hard
>both in pain
>had to apply ointment and couldn't walk

[Anonymous No.]

> a guy sound on stream

[Anonymous No.]

you guys are missing roberu sing the alphabet song

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625134
They at the very least kissed that a 100%, did they fuck, maybe? 60%

[Anonymous No.]

my clapping son

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625425
BL fans are typically lesbian and find heterosexuality disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625504
https://files.catbox.moe/xoz06l.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

I wish the holos would play more minecraft...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625508
>guy
>female uniform
Anon what the fuck are you reading?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625410
Absolute state of this sperg

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625493
>9k
Inclining!

[Anonymous No.]

Yesterday /ck/ now /u/ and fetishes. Seriously, why you are people even here if not for the girls.

[Anonymous No.]

The actual truth:
>they were up all night talking in detail about their weird careers and their future job prospects. Shion being the youngest has a lot of uncertainty and inexperience, comparitively and wanted to talk about it in depth with someone who is more experienced.
>And THEN they fucked

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625512

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625531
all three of them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625138
My state finally has something going for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625526
half the population of these threads are from /v/ who think /u/ is just trannies

[Anonymous No.]

THIS CLOWNS LAUGH MAKES MY DICK SO HARD HEELP

[Anonymous No.]

base sasuke uchicha

[Anonymous No.]

>Takeshi
>Takehiro

[Anonymous No.]

I had to do a double take because I thought the voice on Polka's stream was Roberu, even though I had him muted

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625526
It ruins the whore narratives

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625314

They're male. Which = not gay

>>25625327
see
>>25625410
>A woman, voicing a male, in a completely fictional environment somehow considered gay

Jesus christ, you purity fags get your panties in a fucking bunch at the thought of your precious, widdle senchou lusting after a young dick that isn't yours. It's okay, anon, I'm sure one day they will turn down your supa chatto personally asking for them to step on you thus resulting in you projectile ejaculating all over your cat. One day

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck is this clown cunt doing?
doesn't she know this is Rubero's time slot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625526
What is it about hetero that makes you guys seethe so much? It's the same thing, some have their own preference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625542
But both Pekora and Watame did yesterday?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625200
>I find the prospect of lesbians in hololive super compelling.
it's someone you like and are invested with finding happiness and pleasure with someone else you like and are invested in, it's kinda wholesome

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625526
/pol/ and a few gays jealous about the double standard. i dont like yuri either but this arc has been pretty funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625379
Same. Women are more touchy with each other, and one of them being Marine, I wouldn't be surprised if there was some teasing without there being an actual meaning behind it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625539
>BL fans are typically lesbian
uh huh

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625517
>Acapella Roberu
Nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625508
miyabi is a surfer he catches waves dude, not dicks

[Anonymous No.]

Simply epic

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625544
>Yesterday /ck/ now /u/ and fetishes
>he says this while posting fucking Haachama of all holos

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625376
Luna...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625526
What is it about /hlg/ that have them make narratives about how every holos wants the pussy instead of the dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625523
Polka always seems to be at 110% energy, to the point that I actually find it tiring to keep up with her. Still worth it for the laughs, but she's crazy intense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625560
She literally has 0 idea the homosexuals exist

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/mizuryu/status/1296637104038920192?s=19

Even Mizuryu is having fun with this

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625543
this guy crossdresses to fuck his best friend into turning gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625428
This.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625557
>having Roberu muted
What did this man mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625488
It's true that netizens are often better than actual professionals though. I'm sure there are many police agencies who would love to have the talent of doxxers who find people/locations from the most benign clues. The CIA also recruits hackers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625576
She knows Roberu

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625560
someone inform this bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625547
Now that is a very believable source.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625428
That's why they chop it off.

[Anonymous No.]

Londonkun...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625563
If I had my way they would all play Minecraft all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625547
>headcanon written by a man

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625526
it's gross

[Anonymous No.]

LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625539
You keep posting this.

[Anonymous No.]

Lesbians are haram

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625580
My Japanese isn't even good enough to follow one stream, anon, two would end me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625525
I actually feel bad for sora.
I don't understand why cover would ever hire her.
0 personality 0 talent. Just let her go...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625557
>Roberu muted.
You're missing out bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625576
She was friends with Rubero you ignorant cunt

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625562
They are broken and unreasonable in the brokenness. Rational thought eludes them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625138
>futanari and monster girls are exclusive
excuse me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625425
A majority of fujos are either lesbians or bi

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625560
Polka streams whenever the fuck she wants, because she's Polka.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625547
Hm, I know what I am using Saturday!

[Anonymous No.]

how was botan's warzone yesterday?

[Anonymous No.]

why wouldn't you be a lesbian in 2020

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625577
I thought this was just a thread meme, but the Japanese think so too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625560
who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625595
well if there's multiple then it's a harem, yeah

[Anonymous No.]

I'm sticking by my theory that Marine invited a fuck buddy of hers to dick Shion and take her virginity. Girls don't get tired bumping vagoos but they do get tired being penetrated by cock all night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625560
Don't be mean to our son's friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>10k
RECLINING RECLINING

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625376
minna
*cough*
MINNANORAAAAAAAAAAA~

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625526
/pol/ tourists

[Anonymous No.]

as a veteran /u/fag I firmly believe that /ss/ is kosher

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625596
It's an utawaku anonchama.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/himemoriluna/status/1296660391066349568

Roona...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625387
based taste, based yurichad

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625560
They're friends, it's fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625526
This thread is ran by /u/ anglochads, the people who hate it are angry SEAniggers and various other third worlders jacking off to anal or some shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623473
gen 5 gif
https://twitter.com/yosshyachillesd/status/1296227948752785409

[Anonymous No.]

>https://files.catbox.moe/531av5.mp4
Would you sing backstreet boys with the rabbit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625595
You have no power here!

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/shirakamifubuki/status/1296659339466297347

[Anonymous No.]

not gonna lie I'm getting hard filtered by the clown

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625585
That seems rather extreme doesn't it. If you already have a dick you might as well do your best to enjoy having it, more pleasure points sounds better for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625606
breddy good, botan is great

[Anonymous No.]

i can't believe there are anons here supporting faggotry

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625614
>literallty stole 10k from the tired lesbians

HIGH ENERGY CLOWN IS BASED

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/search?q=%E3%83%9B%E3%83%AD%E3%82%B3%E3%83%9F&f=image
Holocomi goods are arriving

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625526
/u/fags are often annoying and would rather post everywhere except their board

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625606
you can tell shes good at mechanical skill but she wasn't very good at CoD. Don't remember if she either never played it or played it maybe a little a long time ago

[Anonymous No.]

What rank are you guys in Apex? Season 6 is the first time I've tried ranked and now I'm Silver IV.
One day...I will be as good as Astel...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625623
I love /u/
t.SEA

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625607
I love my gay daughter!

[Anonymous No.]

Was Polka the actual schizo all along

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625611
>t. 5ch

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625640
She's played it, but not much and not recently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625567
It's true. BL focuses on romance while IRL homosexual culture focuses on casual hookups.

[Anonymous No.]

Is that a MFKING Idolmaster reference?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625608
Getting late 4 hours for a morning stream after saying the previous day that you were gonna suck your coworkers titties is gonna raise some flags, I think it's only normal to think about the possibility, dunno why people are sperging out about this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625608
Marine has literally asked to suck her boobs on more than one occasion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625422
>faggot
well that part you got right, nothing like leaning a nice firm chest

[Anonymous No.]

NARRATIVE FAGS!?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625614
>shion and marine "overslept" so that their stream would clash with polka's
Damn what did she do to piss them off?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625596
hes singing the alphabet song it will help your reps. this stream is your reps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625608
i think you missed this stream anon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCfT_Qh0ORE&t

[Anonymous No.]

why the fuck is shion and marine low energy?
the clown is better wtf

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625623
based

[Anonymous No.]

Is she playing a fucking voice clip? What is going on in this clown's head that she comes up with shit like this?

[Anonymous No.]

They arent playing anymore?

[Anonymous No.]

wait what was that voice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625526
It's because /u/ exposes Marine as a liar who just keeps the bi act up to keep the lonely otaku donating
Some of the hetfags here believe Marine's lies and they hate knowing the truth

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625560
>wanting a holo to change her stream time for a filthy homo in the first place
doesn't matter if they are friends, holos are priority

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625642
Shut up, don't ruin my narrative

[Anonymous No.]

Now that the dust is starting to settle, Gen5 kinda sucks, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625417
IT'S OUR TIME

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625541

Absolute state of /hlg/. Getting butthurt about someone NOT being gay. Keep going, guys, you'll be as retarded as twitter and tumblr in your levels of homoshipping some day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625641
I've been playing since season 6 and I'm silver III. I'm more successful in my apex reps than my japanese reps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625653
big

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625612
>>25625622
doesn't seem like she's being a good friend right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625640
She mentioned that she hadn't really played much of it after it came out last year. She prefers APEX over Warzone and probably won't go back to CoD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625657
They just woke up after an exhausting night, give them a break.

[Anonymous No.]

all 5 of my holofaps have been to the thought of being dommed by bossan

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625653
that's a big mic

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625643
ew dude shes a lesbian not a faggot

[Anonymous No.]

Can you imagine wanting your chuuba to like the same gender instead of different gender?
>I want them to be gay because if I can't have them, no one (besides other girls btw because that's somehow hot lol)[also not a cuck okay] can
That's some scorched earth tactic right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625641
My highest is Gold II, I'm trash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625597
To be fair, that what makes her "unique" these days...

She just wants to sing in concerts...

[Anonymous No.]

SHAKE MY HAND POLKA!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625617
/ss/ is jewish?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625660
You fags have no idea the shit she'd pull when she was The General.
She is one of the most influential shitposting chuubas in the history of this young industry

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625636
I WANT IT
https://twitter.com/_y_yukimimochi/status/1295554353487441920?s=19

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625653
The mic is inclining with our son!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625664

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625666
There's only one way Gen 5 can be saved!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625653
He sure likes them big.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625611
Probably right desu senpai

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625672
Roberu is fine with it, he's happy, don't worry

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625661
They were talking about reading BL

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625611
>girls don't get tired moving their bodies but they do get tired from lying still
virginchama?

[Anonymous No.]

I can't see my son with this huge ass mic!

[Anonymous No.]

Why does marine trigger that one autist so god damn much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625306
saki

every mahjong series is gay

[Anonymous No.]

all of gen 5 should just send their superchats to polka so she can compile them and turn them into handshake streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625651
I'm happy to say I have no idea what that means

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625653
That's not a mic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625683
Jews loves sucking baby dicks anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625689
gen 5 is already saved by removing her

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit Roberu

[Anonymous No.]

gays and trannies are gross
for me it has to be lesbians

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625672
Next you're going to say Suisei and Kanata aren't good friends because they streamed fall guys solo at the same time

[Anonymous No.]

>shake Polka's hand
>shocked by hand buzzer
Honk honk!

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck is my son singing

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625641
I gave up on ranked at Gold III because trying to win 3v3 fights while managing two randoms without using voice chat made me want to fucking kill myself. I still do reps in Duos, though

[Anonymous No.]

Holy fuck Roberu my fucking sides

[Anonymous No.]

Roberu what the fuck are you doing

[Anonymous No.]

just tuned in, what the fuck is roberu doing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625709
My fucking sides

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625700

wrong

[Anonymous No.]

The dislike bar wont stop growing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625707
>Redditjak

[Anonymous No.]

kek fuck this clown

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625679
It's fine, they can both get pregnant from powerful European sperm at the same time with donors.

[Anonymous No.]

and I thought Bossu had autism...

[Anonymous No.]

Why the fuck is Polkahime not monetized yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625707
>Gen5
>saved
Gen5 sucks, with or without her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625689
Is the full version of this still exist?
https://files.catbox.moe/ubiymi.mp3

[Anonymous No.]

>there are anons right now missing out on Rubero screaming at a giant mic for some unfunny sluts

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625699
Why do autists like Marine so much?

[Anonymous No.]

Roberu is dedicated this stream to all the EOPs who are finally starting their reps.

[Anonymous No.]

BASED SHITPOSTING CLOWN

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625668
Said the tourist who unironically says "wat lolololololol". You don't belong here, cocksmoker.

[Anonymous No.]

what the fuck son

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625713
I want that to happen to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625456
>>25625489
Cut it out you weirdos, it's fucking creepy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625726
based FKMTchad

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625716
>>25625721
>>25625722
Singing the alphabet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625722
Making songs out of the Japanese syllabary

[Anonymous No.]

roberu drank the whole bar and is beyond wasted

[Anonymous No.]

PRANK'D

[Anonymous No.]

Aloe actually did nothing wrong, and I think this is the first time I've said something like that and seriously meant it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625593
Because it's true? Fujoshi dislike heterosexuals and that's why Marine makes fun of Pekora being yumejoshi in the past

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625726
Akagi is extremely homoerotic .

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine being Polka and having to follow up an epic prank like a 4 hour late stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625735
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625744
he just keeps singing は though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625027
astel is legitimately bisexual

[Anonymous No.]

Is Roberu... okay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625699
no idea but he really is an absolute weirdo

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625735
Stop falseflagging onegai

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625712
I hate big bob. Cut down on Aqua bob, save 50kg AT LEAST.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625734
>https://files.catbox.moe/ubiymi.mp3
Is this really her? Her voice sounds really fucking good. I really like the vocalizer shit anyway though, but I would be down if she did a bit of both

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625735
the weird goblin just scored, let me process it for a bit

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625741
meant for >>25625714
*honk*

[Anonymous No.]

is he singing the alphabet?

[Anonymous No.]

stream died.

now watching roberu trying to beat polka at her job

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625641
the max rank. dropped the game in season 3, no regrets, fuck that cheater infested garbage

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625747
Is he actually drunk this early because it sure sounds like it

[Anonymous No.]

>horny as fuck teenager
>makes the nijikeks seethe
>cute voice
Why haven't you taken the Aloepill yet?


This is so fucking good >>25625734

[Anonymous No.]

My sides. I have no idea why Roberu is laughing but it's contagious as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/tokoyamitowa/status/1296660681219952641?s=19

twappi!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625679

Have some pity on them. Living with a serious mental illness can difficult, okay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625748
She did something wrong, she didn't delete her digital footprint thoroughly enough, granted that's on her for underestimating autism.

[Anonymous No.]

An unfertile sexually frustrated old hag took her younger co workers purity after a night of drinking

[Anonymous No.]

Fubuki!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625700
>mahjong is gay
Toi's fake friend...

[Anonymous No.]

you better be fucking watching roberu bros

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Is Roberu okay what the fuck is going on

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625743
i wish bossu was my boyfriend just let me have this

[Anonymous No.]

Holy fuck he's so wasted

[Anonymous No.]

What's up with the dislikes in Marine stream they started growing a lot

[Anonymous No.]

Roberu sounds like male version of Subaru

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625772
She supports bestiality.

[Anonymous No.]

>Can understand other Holos pretty easily
>Completely fucking lost with Roberu
Is this the power of kansai-ben?

[Anonymous No.]

>Polka and Rubero both shitposting on stream at the same time
did they plan this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625731
it's a stretch but FBK had a lot of superchats due to shion/marine's mess earlier and they might think Polka will draw less and some sad people might compare her earning power with the other 5th gens without putting that into context

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625626
Fuck, that's adorable.
Watame was similar singing Michael Jackson songs the other day, they just make up gibberish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625793
Tell me about this

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625783
Not all Haatons have lost hope in her their daughter...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625763
>>25625734
It's from the 25 min Aloe's unpublished mix from 2017-2019.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625783
<span class="sjis"> RESPECT THE CHAMA!!!!!!!![/spoiler]

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625551
They're not wrong. A man into yuri is either a closeted tranny or cuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625748
its a classic example of why we can't have good things

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625782
i would if i wasnt a fucking EOP

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625775
Towaiting for my Towapstry

[Anonymous No.]

Fine, I'll watch the homo because the Marine Shion stream for some reason is more boring than when we were waiting for them.

[Anonymous No.]

roberu is an experience

[Anonymous No.]

WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625783
ur gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625739

>trying to lecture me on acceptable posting verbiage

Did I ask you, faggot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625793
ok, but which are her flaws?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625791
trying to distract you from the massive akasupa gains

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625577
Why does he think Marine is straight? He wrote that in the other drawing

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625783
I love Haachama!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625794
His accents makes everything he said sounds like formal japanese to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625803
See there ya go again using those buzzwords

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625801
Do you have a link?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625789
Funny enough, you are not the first person to make that connection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625611
Marine isn't a whore

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625809
He's winning son

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625783
I will never respect the chama, I only respect the to

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625770
he realized that senchou gets more than he does this morning

[Anonymous No.]

Guys am I an idiot or is Roberu's stream hilarious

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625795
would love to see Roberu do a drinking stream with Polka like the ones he's done with other holos in the past, I bet she'd be a riot

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625803
Liking yuri is a normal thing for straight men, unfortunately you don't know because you're a flaming faggot
>>25625124

[Anonymous No.]

they're repenting

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Roberu has the voice of an angel

[Anonymous No.]

なにぬねの～～～～

[Anonymous No.]

Roberu is too good, we don't deserve him

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625816
it think he just doesn't know what a bi person is, so he frames it as "someone who is straight but also fucks the other gender when horny"

[Anonymous No.]

i can understand at least half of roberus stream! and all of what hes singing! im officially a n1

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625803
You could be replaced with a bot and no one would notice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625829
You better respect the squirrel

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625525
>Why did you want to become an idol?
>I’ve loved idols ever since I was small. One day, my mom brought me to a concert at Yokohama Arena. That was the first idol concert I’d ever been to. My mom knew I liked idols and singing, so she told me, “I wanna see you sing at Yokohama Arena someday.” It was then I though, “If that’s something my mom wants to see, I wanna make it happen.”
Damn. This really screams failed idol dream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625833
No, it's fucking funny

[Anonymous No.]

where the fuck is this shitty clown

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625833
Nah, his laughs is contagious.

[Anonymous No.]

>the waiting stream is 4x longer than actual stream
ohnonono

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625726
im not sure fkmt has ever drawn a woman anon

akagi is for washizu

[Anonymous No.]

fuck Rubero never ceases to amaze
i love this guy so much

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625813
Go back to whatever /r/faggots reddit sub you came from, underage faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625824
https://files.catbox.moe/ns55st.mp4
>>25625763
Compared to her usual voice. I suspect that 8:50 must be super hard to make for her.

[Anonymous No.]

roberu woke up drunk or he's been drinking the entire time?

[Anonymous No.]

roberu is summoning something

[Anonymous No.]

Roberu would make for an excellent whale

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625850
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3bXoL3Hil4 ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625855
faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625836
>implying white anglos who support LGBT++ are straight

[Anonymous No.]

I can't believe Marine and Shion ended the stream after just an hour to go right back to fucking

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625785
You're not a man you smelly fujo.

[Anonymous No.]

>almost exactly one hour
god, the fucked for sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625861
He realized he scheduled 6 streams for today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625785
me too anon...me too...

[Anonymous No.]

finally

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625844
Wtf drugs is he on then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625866
>nooo white people are all faggots
Oh I was talking to some shit eating third world subhuman all along, makes sense.

[Anonymous No.]

Polka has a mature voice

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625525
Soramama can still do it. I believe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625757
If he's bi how come he doesn't spill his spaghetti when talking to guys?

[Anonymous No.]

>there are anons missing out on this one in a life time Rubero stream

[Anonymous No.]

Roberu's such a fucking shitposter

[Anonymous No.]

>ABCD
This madman about to do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625867
Did they even talk about the night before?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625663
Prove it.

[Anonymous No.]

that was disappointing desu

[Anonymous No.]

God I fucking hate homostar chills

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625875
Pornhub doesn't lie anon. Not to mention the worldnews always show that white people are the best supporter of lgbt rights.

[Anonymous No.]

/ourson/

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625887
>>25624618

[Anonymous No.]

Robero...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625761
i like all bob except big nasty brown pepperoni nip

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625883
he said hes only 10% attracted to guys or whatever so thats why

[Anonymous No.]

Son...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625885
I can't believe roberu is such a good streamer, not even 5ch can find anything bad to say about him

[Anonymous No.]

>This is Roberu's 4th stream today and he has 8 more after this

[Anonymous No.]

>>25625891
I want to fuck kira

[Anonymous No.]

Towa...