hololive

[Anonymous No.]

hololive

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

have sex every day

[Anonymous No.]

peko

[Anonymous No.]

I love Haachama

[Anonymous No.]

Shion and Marine please stop fucking and start up the stream.

[Anonymous No.]

Towa is a whore

[Anonymous No.]

HEY MAN
https://files.catbox.moe/yim4nf.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/lz05y7.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

New narrative. They are playing but didn't realize they didn't turn the stream on.

[Anonymous No.]

MIKO!

[Anonymous No.]

5ch said cover is scouting people to replace miko. They put out a calling card for anyone aged 28-39 who sounds like a fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck is wrong with Luna? Is she an artifical human?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25620838
>https://twitter.com/himemoriluna/status/1296607744997257216
rip 3d streams

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

How are the Homos so much more mentally stable than the girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>31k
When was the last time FBK was over 30k?

[Anonymous No.]

INVERTED

NIPPLES

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621056
Fuck you Ayameposter, you cursed Hololive.

[Anonymous No.]

んあああああ

[Anonymous No.]

can only imagine the kind of sex shion and marine were and are still having

[Anonymous No.]

Your yubis
Hand them over

[Anonymous No.]

Ahoy!

[Anonymous No.]

TsunowakI!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621057
They'd notice the comments.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is moona this based

[Anonymous No.]

>>25620998
yes, how do you think she got so popular despite barely trying anymore and never reading superchats

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621059
Wish me luck guys!

[Anonymous No.]

Day 22 Thread #5

Still waiting for Mikochi!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621050
SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX

[Anonymous No.]

I will make an honest woman out of Aloe

[Anonymous No.]

I love Aloe!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621060
she's a 0 year old baby and babies have frail body, you do the math

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621072
ホイホイアホイ　ホイホイアホーイ
ホイホイアホイ　ホイホイアホーイ
ホイホイアホイ　ホイホイアホーイ
ホイホイアホイ　ホホイのホイ

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621075
>Apologies
Yikes

[Anonymous No.]

Based JOPs

[Anonymous No.]

>Ahn~ Boss! That was amazing~ <3
>Of course! Now mop the semen in the walk-in and man the register, bitch
>Anything for you, Roberu-sama~ <3

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621063
Uhmm... By being man I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>Lamy is drawing neneshit
No Lamy, the narrative...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Lamy drawing Nen̴͇͊̿é̷̤̈ ̸̨̥͘ä̸͠ͅn̸̩͊͌d̵͚̥͐̀ ̷͔̾Ă̵̞̹l̶̼̈͋ó̸̢̙͝ē̶̮̂!̴͇̻́

Lamy drawing Nene!!!

[Anonymous No.]

She didn't listen...

[Anonymous No.]

https://files.catbox.moe/skwz98.webm

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621003
>haato one bad day away from a mass shooting
W-what makes you say that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621075
jesus

[Anonymous No.]

womb...

[Anonymous No.]

MARINE IS DEAD

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-dFIgm-6Mw

W-Watame has friends!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621075
>mercilessly demolished the towafag
Unfathomably based

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621060
Probably has frail body since birth? I dunno. Korone is supposed to be the older one but she has infinite stamina so it can't be just because of age.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621075
Why are towafags like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621075
>towacuck saying someone is a bonus
Heh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621075
>puts simps in their place
is she actualy for real not joking scientifically retarded?

[Anonymous No.]

I want Aloe to drain my soul and my wallet.

[Anonymous No.]

Please watch her redemption arc

[Anonymous No.]

I RUN THIS THREAD. TAKE THE KNEE OR ELSE

[Anonymous No.]

So when is Akai "I'm going to make port arthur look like a fucking joke" "Haachama"Haato going to make her move?

[Anonymous No.]

What are the chances of Haachama going ballistic and nuking her entire channel or actually banning it by forcing youtube violations/copyright strikes? I don't think she'd go as far as to sabotage other girls if she just wants out but who the fuck knows.

[Anonymous No.]

I have been lonely ever since Mikochi left!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621001
I wouldn't have called her schizo but recently shes gone back to saying one thing and then doing the opposite a few days later.
She's always done that though she got told off for it during the anit marshmallow festival.
Recent gems have been saying she wanted to do the morning meeting no matter what even on weekends and rest days and then cancelling them completely a few days later and announcing the replacement will not occur on weekends.
Also saying she's concerned that her image is bad lately and wanting to restore it slightly and focus more on idol stuff and then doing a members only porn stream.
She has no idea what she's doing.

[Anonymous No.]

A Matsuri gachikoi just gave FBK 7348 ARS, is Matsuri done? Did her menhera antics go too far when she broke up with Luna by breaking her neck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621090
is this their take on reddit memes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621063
well holostars have a few characters
a few spaghetti spillers
an unfaithful man
etc

[Anonymous No.]

Hello everyone, what did I miss in the last 10 hours? It seems people died.

[Anonymous No.]

Will Nobuhime lewd Polka too?

[Anonymous No.]

Submit to Mel !

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOWzVFUtzbk Roberu

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621092
Can't stop winning

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621100
>hovers that far behind model

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621113
I'll probably have to, since the rest of 5th gen is turning out to be shit and squandering their headstart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621075
Fuck man I'm supposed to hate Moona

[Anonymous No.]

Hololive has so much misfortune it's getting ridiculous

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621102
It's the natural state of the Australian.
The whole country is like that

[Anonymous No.]

Turning nene into my personal onahole!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621105
I love that green bear girl so much, she is very nice to Watame and warms my heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621096
where are the cum stains from all the sex she has endured from the staff at Clover

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621099
ASSEMBLE

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone have the bilibili SC numbers? I know the Youtube one was posted previously, but I'm curious because apparently FBK and Suisei were in the top 5 for earnings

[Anonymous No.]

Min*gets pregnant* MINNAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621064
Her new live2D reveal, I think?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621018
Choco sleep for like 6 hours in the Kanata Collab and recently she had 2 days sleeping.

[Anonymous No.]

Fubuki, I kneel

[Anonymous No.]

I also love kanatan!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621100
God I want to bury my face in Marine's fat ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621117
Hey man!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621129
she's likely waiting for her 3d model, she'll kick it up big time then

[Anonymous No.]

Post yfw Lamy skips drawing Aloe again

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621129
for sure. she already said in her first stream he likes to be bullied and abused. she's just waiting for a good opportunity. she doesn't want to go to fast and scare people away

[Anonymous No.]

I love Suisei!

[Anonymous No.]

You fags tried to shitpost on my wife Lamy. But she got millions of SC as soon as she showed up.

Face it, people don't care about reading SC. She won. She is drawing Nene and Aloe now, stay mad. All your narratives have failed.

[Anonymous No.]

I love Towa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621130
I want to submit to Aki

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621105
>collabing with a random with 70k subscribers
No, she hasn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621128
Luna's in a wheelchair
Haato's in a mental asylum

[Anonymous No.]

ichi shion yo...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621052
>no exclamation point
Even Haachama poster is starting to give up on her...really is embarrassed to be a Haaton...

[Anonymous No.]

ハヤク
ハヤク
ハヤク

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621133
the ASS of hololive

[Anonymous No.]

>"Only 6 more minutes to the end of the stream"

That bitch lamy ain't even hiding she's just padding the stream for her lack of content

[Anonymous No.]

okite...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621102
>>25620592
>>25620620
Read the goddamn thread will you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621099

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>>25621055
I heard a rumor that she's not gonna return, in fact she might be staring down the grim reaper and losing, is this correct?

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if Haato will upload all of her coworker's personal information for the world to see when she inevitably snaps

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621123
Why are people saying she got pissed this morning? Didn't sound like it to me.

[Anonymous No.]

YAGOO is gonna break an ashtray on top of marine's head

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621075
Why are towafags like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621075
Towafag BTFO!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621116
Hopefully Watame would step up for retard wrangling before that happened.

[Anonymous No.]

Lamy my wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621138
I like how every Animare is having a holo for teetee of the highest caliber
And I think it's better to keep Watame away from Haato

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621157
Submit to Mel !!!

[Anonymous No.]

Marine is actually a serial killer and her entire Hololive career was just so she could isolate Shion and have her way with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621170
>>25621172
Ojisan mind.

[Anonymous No.]

https://files.catbox.moe/82fr1t.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621173
Backa to tha fucha! Okey!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621129
>barely crosses the line
Maybe once Choco can show her true powerlevel with Mel again

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621170
>>25621172
oji-mind...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621155
>/hlg/ narratives being true, ever
I honestly couldn't think of any.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621175
because she's a mean little bitch who's going to get fired hahahahahaha. I'm a nousagi by the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621152
>Aloe
Who

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621075
Damn Moona, that shit was a legit burn

[Anonymous No.]

That's a really cute Nene actually

[Anonymous No.]

How do you oversleep this fucking hard?
Did neither of them set an alarm?

[Anonymous No.]

>Aloe shaking off the heat after Sio takes the knee
>Kanata successfully escaped from her hell home and has someone to protect her now
>Mio maintaining her optimism and meeting up with Holo-friends offline

But the monkey paw is far from satisfied.

>Marine and Shion missing
>Luna's body is in shambles, wrist is fucked, neck is damaged
>Haata about to materialize her second tulpa into the material plane as her mental state continues to degrade

[Anonymous No.]

If Lamy doesn't read my supacha does it mean she is one of those evil "no wife just friends" people?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621175
The JP Haaton discord all thought she sounded pissed so it's not just my JSL ass misunderstanding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621160
This is why I hate pekocucks.

[Anonymous No.]

Senchou and Shion, drenched in sweat, discarded pillows and ruined sheets scattered around the crumpled futons. Their naked bodies intertwined so closely you can barely tell which is which.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621129
So 5th gen is the slut gen? Even Nene for her easily manipulated mindbreak potential?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621199
It really is

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621161
Did the funny water in Australia finally break her mind?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621061
did they really not have adult supervision for the baby?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621105
>Watame housing a non-Hololive leech
So desperate for attention, that's a new low.
Does that mean that Fall Guys collabs are on the menu for Hololive? Please let it be so

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621184
a new Mel picture...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621200
It's called getting shitfaced

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621192

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621129
she pretty much already did

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621075
Holy based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25620867
>If news gets out [that Shion, who is underage, and Marine got drunk], that's a scandal. If anything sexual happens, that's probably a scandal too. Marine is much older, she shouldn't be pressuring kids to do weird shit like that.
>>25620884
>I mean I get while Shion's character is child-like in appearance, Shion's roommate isn't a child
>>25620910
>They are both adults
>Stop being a puritan you weirdo
You know she's still a teenager, right?

Why does this always happen?
>anon1 asserts that this is obviously bad, society will look down on this
>anon2 responds like that comment was a reflection of his own, apparently extremely puritan personal values
did you sleep through the whole Aloe business
did you forget that social media exists
did you not notice how Cover overreacts to every little thing that reflects badly on them, and this is brought about in part by the reaction of the audience and 5ch shit stirrers

[Anonymous No.]

>Lamy didnt draw Aloe
Will she do it tomorrow or will she just not acknowledge it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621189
Gen 5 just debuted and they already have Gen6 in preparation? That redhead girl is kinda cute. I hope she will get her debut soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621115
She turns on her webcam and shows full frontal nudity, writing "Fuck Hololive" on her tits. And it goes down from there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621197
https://youtu.be/3rJmoNlBjEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621128
Fubuki is exploiting Marine's & Shion's missing person's case
Luna is in a full body cast
Haato is on the verge of a breakdown

[Anonymous No.]

きｔら。。。

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621105
didn't the bear collab a few weeks ago in some Apex thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621206
>So 5th gen is the slut gen?
If it is, then 5th gen is my favourite gen.

[Anonymous No.]

so are we just gonna ignore the fact that marine is having sleepovers with people nearly half her age

[Anonymous No.]

Okay seriously how the actual fuck do we stop Ayame jinx poster? I'm starting to think he's actually Satan.

[Anonymous No.]

Morning roberu about to start!

[Anonymous No.]

>Skipped Aloe again.
God I'm becoming a Lamy anti

[Anonymous No.]

>finally a fall guys collab
>watame
>it's with
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-dFIgm-6Mw

[Anonymous No.]

A full Shion!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621203
I mean she even said she's "seriously reflecting on her actions" and it didn't sound at all like sarcasm to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621075
Towaflip BTFO!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621217
Why is every holo an unironic whore?

[Anonymous No.]

Do you unironically think Marine and Shion are having gay sex
You know they just do that shit for show right

[Anonymous No.]

2 HOURS
2 HOURS LATE
AHOY AHOY AHOY AHOY

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621215
Whenever I get shitfaced I end up only sleeping a few hours.

[Anonymous No.]

KITAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621105
Does the bear know she signed up for a "Last Game" endurance stream?

[Anonymous No.]

Ahoy!

[Anonymous No.]

ONE SHION LETS GO

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621133
She's proud of it, I forget the video but she was talking about how big her ass is compared to other Japanese

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621231
I too would have a sleepover with Shion if I had the chance
t. ojiisan

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621152
post yfw Lamy and the rest of Gen5 realize they're already reclining

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621233
We need to kill him. It's the only way.

[Anonymous No.]

一シオンおめでとう！！！

[Anonymous No.]

Senchou has been on the run since yesterday

[Anonymous No.]

>heeery burger man, having a good day? I’m sure you’re being very productive and not doing things like posting about girls on a Vietnamese basket-weaving board, right? Only a fucking loser would do something like that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621231
Shion is 8 and a half years old?

[Anonymous No.]

>It's 2am in Brit land...
Senchou, Shion gomen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621217
>Indeed I see no genetalea near get cute tired face
Looks fine to me anon

[Anonymous No.]

I love how diligent Lamy is, starts on time and ends on time. Thats our seiso queen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621242
Yeah, it's not gay if we only do it ironically, haha.

[Anonymous No.]

what the fuck is fubuki doing

[Anonymous No.]

>fubuki siphoning all the marineshion supas with this stream
Holy fuck this fox is ruthless

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621061
Oof

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621200
They often stay up late talking over discord or LINE, I imagine they stayed up very late this time too. And they're both known for oversleeping, they actually met one and a half hour later than planned for the sleepover yesterday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621257
Do you have a rape wish girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621123
>Also saying she's concerned that her image is bad lately and wanting to restore it slightly and focus more on idol stuff and then doing a members only porn stream.
Holy fuck, I completely forgot that she said this. barely a week passed between saying that and the ban rta stream
>>25621163
I'm surprised someone noticed

[Anonymous No.]

>I think you guys should go easier on Marine. After all, older more experienced people teaching younger ones about sexual experiences is a long running tradition in the gay community. Let's not pretend Shion is innocent either. Lay off antis. $103.50

[Anonymous No.]

2 FUCKING HOURS

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621260
I just hope she stays seiso

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621238
She had her strongest shitposting tone on every time she said that til the very last one.
The meaning of her tone the last time I guess is up for debate but Haachama has the world's poorest track record on reflecting on her actions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621116
>"Coco.. one small thing. Could you introduce me as Joker?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621201
>her hell home
Narrative please?

Or do you mean just her room being extremely hot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621182
Honestly Watame and Kanata might be her biggest hopes in Hololive right now. Even though Chamatan is on a bit of a hiatus now she talks with Kanata a lot and reuniting with Watame must have meant something for her too. Hope this can last long enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621156

[Anonymous No.]

FBK is so based....
Redditchads... I kneel

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621220
>society will look down on this
No they won't. Nobody gives a shit when it's two girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621262
Shitposting to 35k and raking in the superchats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621242
Senchou ironically sucking Shion's breasts!

[Anonymous No.]

LYING FOX SAID SHE WAS GOING TO PLAY THE WHOLE SONG NEXT TIME
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621257
>Talking shit when you can't even show up to work on time

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621258
I feel you.......

[Anonymous No.]

So which Vtuber will survive the imminent collapse of Hololive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621205
I hope this really happened and is the only reasonable and coherent explanation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621241
>Uses 3D model to make bank from simps
>whore
Anyon could do this, she's just smart enought to be the one to do it
Would you call a man a whore if he was the one behind this chara?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621263
the marineshion stream is still getting superchats

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck Shion and Marine. I’m watching Roberu

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621288
Ayame

[Anonymous No.]

Akai "Subscribe to Haachama" Haato

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621288
Crashing this idol agency

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621257
I'm eating a reese's again you oversleeping クソガキ

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621257
RAPE

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621147
Oshio never finished those other variants...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621241
they are women

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621061
Narrativefags? You told me Luna hated her gen https://twitter.com/tsunomakiwatame/status/1296610057421873152

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621288
AkkukinTV of course

[Anonymous No.]

I love mogumogu time

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621222
This. I can't wait on the next episode of this endless drama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621242
Uh-huh. And I'm sure you think they're all perfectly sane actors too, rather than a bunch of borderline crazy but brilliant oddballs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621279
Sio...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621262
Salvaging this awkward moment and turning it around. Truly the face of Hololive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621255
It's real...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621288
Probably the ones that's currently flourishing and/or have been going from one company after another.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621233
This is the absolute highest point for Hololive.
There's nowhere to go but down from here.
Only misery and bitterness awaits us now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621242
Yes
It's still possible tho, it all starts with a few sex ed classes from the hag

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621279
Sio did nothing wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621242
Just like Noel/Flare is just for show.
And Matsuri/Luna is just for show.
Korone/Okayu? Just for show.
No, the reality is that many of these girls are sexually repressed and have lived a life with no real proper social interaction outside of their gender, and have all gravitated towards someone in Hololive that they can connect to on a deep emotional level.
Marine and Shion are unironically gay as fuck for each other and it's not even remotely close to being a joke. The topic of Shion has always made Marine thirsty as fuck and even Coco teases the fuck out of Shion about it, which causes her to sperg the fuck out like a bad teenage romance.
Shit's real and cute, yo. Now I'm going to go jack off to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621270
THE GAY COMMUNITY!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621129
Did you miss the AV interview video anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621259
Well you're right, it's not hard porn, but I'd say these are pretty sexualizing images and would be strange to see this from a holo. But I'd like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621061
>https://twitter.com/tsunomakiwatame/status/1296610057421873152
is this preexisting or from the stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621275
Bad memories house, since its where she just lost her oldest friend. She just finished moving last night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621234
link?

[Anonymous No.]

Okay, man, between Miko's condition, Mio's birthday, and Luna's broken neck it's been a tough last couple of days. But can you feel it? There's a light at the end of the tunnel. We really suffered through the worst of it. Weathered the storm. But it can only go up from here. There will be no more surprises, no more ill happenings or major negative events. It will be smooth sailing from here.

At this point, there's no way something worse can possibly happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621105
i think that bear really loves watame

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621105
can a little bear keep up with 8 hours of sheep ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621304
>silent mogu mogu
Lamy-san pls, unmute the stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>Breakfast at 10 AM
God I wish I was Lamy...

[Anonymous No.]

>35k and still rising up

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621306
some of them are a bit crazy, not marine or shion

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621292
Son...
I'm sorry, the fox is shitposting. I can't look away.

[Anonymous No.]

>Roberu reads comment calling him an angel
>English comments: Roberu maji tenshi?? RMT

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621288
the one who started as an indie

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621269
Going back and reading her last 2 weeks of diaries after this morning is a fucking ride.
I don't think Haachama lies (usually) but she changes her mind so drastically and so often it's basically the same thing.
It was like this around March-April too but we had way less access to her thoughts back then.
I think being stuck at home is actually the worst thing ever for Haachama.

[Anonymous No.]

I got a new webm for you to check out

it's a hot one

https://files.catbox.moe/om3tcw.webm

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621318
raping kids is tradition

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621323
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOWzVFUtzbk

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621255
googlechama...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621270
narukami is such a cuck, this little bitch is scared of cover
>>25621048
marine and shion are being fucked by faceless fat old men, that's why they are late by two hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621324
Shion is fucking dead isn't she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621311
>>25621324
who do I trust?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621275
Her 1x1 booth was still situated in a small apartment with lots of 100 yen junk and shitty memories of loneliness and betrayal.

[Anonymous No.]

Let it be known that this was Shion's last tweet before being raped to death. Rest in piece.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621324
>>25621311
The duality of Sa- I mean Ayamefag.

FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>25620912
Pekora
Prog-rock

[Anonymous No.]

I seriously hope that by the time I wake up tomorrow, I won't see in the news that Shion and Marine are found dead and raped in some rain drain or something.
But, given the recent Hololive unlucky streak, I can't rule out the possibility.
おやすみ

[Anonymous No.]

We all know the real reason why Shion's two hours late, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621316
>the reality is that many of these girls are sexually repressed and have lived a life with no real proper social interaction outside of their gender, and have all gravitated towards someone in Hololive that they can connect to on a deep emotional level.
Do idolfags really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621336
SHION NO

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621324
fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621270
>I can see him say this
Otakus are trully the worst in society

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621201
Can't blame Sio for peacing out when someone found out where she lives. Japs can be really fucking crazy. Same goes for schizos calling up the landline phone at Aloe's home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621048
Where in the fuck do you people find all those leaks and stuff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621324
>At this point, there's no way something worse can possibly happen.
FRUCKING DAMMIT

[Anonymous No.]

Is Haachama having a nervous breakdown?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621301
Gen-4 narrativers are on suicide watch after Watame going out of her way to look out for Kanata and Luna

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621075
We found her... the anti-kenzoku weapon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621324
Shut your whore mouth

[Anonymous No.]

FBK's ability to make something from nothing is seriously impressive

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621288
Azki

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621273
It sounded to me like she was trying to lighten up the mood since it would be a really heavy topic for a morning stream but then again I'm a JSL myself so I don't claim to be an expert in tones.

Part of me feels like things escalated way too quickly. Snitching on management is really the nuclear option here. Wouldn't she have picked up on the poor reception (and how potentially rule breaking the stream was) from the #はあちゃまなう tweets? She's already feeling persecuted by antis and abandoned by her old fans. Last thing she needs is to feel like her current Haatons betrayed her and this is right after she opened up with some of her more personal feelings on the community page. Good fucking luck seeing any of that shit again because she's going to feel like she can't trust anyone anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

Roberu's comparing overseas and jp comments towards him. One side they call him cute and sexy, the other tell him to shut up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621281
With a decade age gap between them and one drinking while underage? Stop being obtuse, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621324
Wrong filename. Thanks for saving Hololive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621100
>https://files.catbox.moe/skwz98.webm
Isn't that cat a free agent? I'd be happy if she got absorbed into hololive

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621241
She's a shitposter, that shit is funny since she's obviously aware of how absurd it is to have a vtuber give softcore porn out plus she made money off it. Besides, even if she's a whore I could care less nobu is entertaining

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621340
I'm not faceless

[Anonymous No.]

Nene and Towa are having a friendship picnic! No hard feelings, only snacks and drinks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621115
>>25621116
Is something happening with haato?

[Anonymous No.]

Any doxxing on gen 5 yet?

[Anonymous No.]

https://files.catbox.moe/iyxop1.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621075
Disgusting SEA monkeys please die

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621236
>it's only because it's not Hololive, Hololive Fall Guys collabs are still banned
Why

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621295
Haachama!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621358
No leaks here
This is a friendly thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621319
...actually yes, I missed it, thank you anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621375
How do you know, have you seen your face?

[Anonymous No.]

Ok you fucks, this is the last take, choose wisely /hlg/...

[Anonymous No.]

I FUCKING HATE THIS BITCH

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621373
>I could care less
oh lord...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621376
and then when Nene turns her back, Towa socks her and knocks her out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621290
yes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621220
Stop being so autistic you weirdo

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621341
Marine didn't realize she couldn't keep up with her sake consumption...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621376
yess YES YESSSSSS

[Anonymous No.]

Is FBK being a cute bitch right now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621320
>make the milk whiter and it's alright
Clover know how to use their talents, it's just Youtube that handycaps them
WHERE ARE MY YOUTUBE CONTACTS CLOVER
HHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621322
Can you fill me in? I saw Kanata's roommate talking about getting interviewed by police, what's that about?

[Anonymous No.]

The bully of hololive

[Anonymous No.]

ICHI DA

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621388
Are there any downsides for yellow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621371
Hinata...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621376
I can't believe Roberu is going to get his shit fucked up in the crossfire

[Anonymous No.]

Number 1 entertainment trend. We did it reddit.

[Anonymous No.]

>#1 Trending

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621377
Her roommate has been posting pictures of guns on Instagram along with messages like "you will all pay"

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621401
you become a subhuman

[Anonymous No.]

New narrative: this is a controlled event created to drum up interest in hololive. They didn't oversleep and they are waiting for fubuki to give them the signal

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621290
No, men cannot be whores, they can only be based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621388
Only faggots choose left

[Anonymous No.]

i realized FBK dedicated herself to Hololive more than any other

[Anonymous No.]

#1

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621220
>>25621369
imagine being this much of a chicken little jesus christ
this is why we have narrativefags

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621369
>implying yurifags care about that

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621388
Neither. I do not care for sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621288
KsonPro will rise from Hololive's ashes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621377

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621408
Narratives are supposed to be fake

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621318

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621347
breed pekor

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621075
Stop making me love you Moona

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621322
>>25621343
source? Where did you EOPs learn about this?

[Anonymous No.]

FBK will reach 1 million at this rate

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621376
How did Nene get that black eye?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621376
Where's Aruran when we need him???

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621376
"Please pass the egg salad."

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621388
that's a yellow for me lads

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/_himehajime/status/1296612005638373376

[Anonymous No.]

Finally had a holo dream, for some reason I ended up married to Pekora of all holos even though I'm not a nousagi or anything, and even stranger, we met in a cemetery. I'm not sure how to interpret this.

[Anonymous No.]

do you think it's scripted?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621369
This. I think I can speak behalf of everyone when I say that age-gap yuri is absolutely disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621402
oh no did something happen to her? Or are you just giving me the name like a kind anon.

[Anonymous No.]

that was cute as fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621288
did I miss something or is this just the standard narrativefagging?

[Anonymous No.]

Remember when Fubuki made [REDACTED]'s Beyblade ASMR trending?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25620912
Korone
hardcore punk

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621376
Punch her dumb looking face towa!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621349
It was actually Coco and her sleeping pills all along

[Anonymous No.]

That's a really quick breakfast...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621431
which holo would you want to see pooping out eggs?

[Anonymous No.]

I bet they woke up like 10 minutes ago and now are trying to figure out how they'll cover up that they were drinking and fucking the whole night,...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621401
YES
YOU BECOME A GIRL
YOU ARE RAVAGED BY MULTIPLE MEN LIKE A FUCKING ANIMAL
YOU HAVE TO GIVE BIRTH A CHILD TO A LITERAL WHO
GOD FUCK YOU

[Anonymous No.]

now that the dust has settled, who is /hlg/'s favorite holo? my vote goes to nene

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621433
シオンよ？

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621451
Calm down friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621431
You have to eat all the eggs

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621340
I hope they recorded it

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621435
last night I had a dream that I WAS Pekora

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621368
Very few Haatons are comfortable criticizing her where she can see it (since she always reacts defiantly and they just want to help her not be hated by their oshi) so when she goes this crazy I guess they thought it was their only option.
I was kind annoyed looking at the drastic gap in language between what most of them were saying on discord and what they said in their tweets but I understand.
As far as the rest I don't really see any answer to this because being surrounded by nothing but yes men isn't going to help Haachama here either and if she sticks to this path she's going to have a second drastic departure of the layer of fans that look at her as an idol (which is what she claims to want)
She mentioned the large scale cycling of her fans as a 'sad thing' in one of her recent diaries so I'm sure she doesn't actually want that to happen again.
Also at the end of the day that stream was actually just fucking over the line and if it ever gets reviewed the uncensored vagina around 40 minutes in or whatever is probably going to be a community strike.

[Anonymous No.]

Senchou...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621439
It's just me being disappointed she didn't join the 5th.

[Anonymous No.]

At what point are we concerned? 3 hours?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621449
Aloe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621288
Sora? She sounds like she can easily move on to a quiet life

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621431
RAGGLE FRAGGLE

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621452
Towa...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621400
Towa is going to toughen Nene up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621392
I see you will never make more than minimum wage

[Anonymous No.]

Can you feel it? There's no light at the end of this tunnel. Our suffering has only begun and the worst is yet to come. Everything will come tumbling down. Every day will bring new horrors, each more terrible than the last. An endless streams of despair. Like a ship tossed about in the seas, we will seek in vain for safe haven, only to find no salvation here.

At this point, abandon all hope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621412
Her and Watame! I like it when holos do things for all of hololive!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4O-JlmrdQA

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621061
Bitch deserved worse after what she did to Matsuri

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621431
RAGGLE FRAGGLE

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621388
left, I want to marry Ayame...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621324
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT, YOU AGAIN?
On a serious note I missed you jinxerchama

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621369
Kid, no one would care not even in the west let alone in fucking japan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621379
>yet
kusa

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621388
This is like the fourth one of these and you still have made yellow unappealing

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621452
watame

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621401
>>25621432
Based genderbendfags

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621388
Left and it isn't even close.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621451
That was a long-ass setup for this joke

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621472
I don't let things like that bother me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621452
watame

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621472
You're jinxing the jinx.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621399
>>25621427
It was on her other twitter, but she deleted most of the posts about it and just left the summary and apology for worrying people. You can find some screencaps or copypastes in the archive from a week ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621452
miko

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621277
She saved Rushia
Hopefully she can save Haato

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621371
>130cm
>30kg
IMAGINE

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621427
From her streams and twitter posts? At least pretend you watch Hololive for this thread's sake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621324
Why does ayame drag all the bad luck in the world out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621452
everyone loves fbk

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621116
Haachama entering into the downfall arc? Oh no

[Anonymous No.]

What's the worse that could happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621481
>have
haven't, fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621452
Watame

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621358
No leaks here sir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621452
Watame, close second to Aki tho

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine joining Hololive and chatting with Haato and finding out that Haato actually speaks fluent English but just pretends she doesn't

[Anonymous No.]

This thread lacks coco posts

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621452
Towa and her fangs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621497
Meh, I could live without her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621452
Peko peko

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621469

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621423

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621472
Based anti-jinx poster. Use any means necessary to destroy the corruption coursing through these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621507
In 3D!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621464
They'll show up after 2 hours and 30 minutes

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621452
Mikoti

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621472
Negative premonitions for the future always elevate my spirits more than positive premonitions. All positivity is negativity + dishonesty.

[Anonymous No.]

This never would have happened if they invited Matsuri

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621415
>implying that's what's being debated here

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621388
Right because the oshi is not excluded of the green pill second effect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621452
Korosan followed closely by Okayu

[Anonymous No.]

Alright i scoured the archives to find a link to haachama's ban RTA, purchased a tier-2 membership and went to look at just how crazy it was and honestly? You guys are no fucking fun. Actually, Cover is no fun and is holding these girls back. The "crazier" images she reacted to were a cropped doujin page of her being fucked and a few titty arts. Seeing a vtuber, especially an established one, reacting to porn of herself is great content - and not only that, it's also content that we can only experience with vtubers, since they have this separation of it not actually being them in the porn. But hololive is an idol agency, can't have that! Instead enjoy your endless boring, absent-minded ark/zatsudan/GoI streams.

[Anonymous No.]

FUBUKI IS CANCELED
Marine and Shion will be found dead tomorrow and Fubuki will be flamed for making fun of them without checking on them first

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621452
Risu!

[Anonymous No.]

FBK forced to shill Shion's stuff while she sleeps...

Yabai...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621500
they're both dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621388
i would probably enjoy both fucking and giving birth if i were to become a girl

[Anonymous No.]

I love Suisei

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621506
How much do you think it would take for a paizuri suck and fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder how Marine will act now that she actually got laid? Will it be like a completely different person?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621519
no matsuri would bail and go play APEX instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621505
She's lived in Aus for how long? Going to school in English no less. She has to be better then you see on her streams.

[Anonymous No.]

Marine is, in this very moment, ravaging all of Shion's virginal teenage holes. Why didn't you save this witch, /hlg/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621220
>>25621369
Actually I think you would have a case if you could prove that Shion engaged in underage drinking in the capacity of her job, but it falls apart if there's any plausible deniability that she didn't drink

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621500
>They were shot
>Marine raped Shion
>They overdosed

[Anonymous No.]

I fucking love this duck!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621507
My friend, have you heard the good word about elf fangs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621506
You'll find plenty on Reddit

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621478
You're fucking retarded if you think Cover wouldn't care. Especially after the bullshit that's happened in the past.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621524
Shut up Risu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621452
I love Towa and Miko!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621478
What's with you people, it's like this is your first day looking into any of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621401
>>25621432
>>25621476
>>25621483
BASED

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621452
AZKi

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621379
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621452
Towa or sheep

[Anonymous No.]

They're fucking dead guys holy shit what the fuck am I supposed to do.

[Anonymous No.]

JESUS CHRIST I JUST NOTICED THE FOX IS AT 37K

[Anonymous No.]

Shouldn't Cover send a production assistant or something over to make sure that Shion hasn't choked on Marine's vomit or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621522
hey nice poem bro can you write it in less than one sentence next time

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621452
Korone if I have to pick only one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621537
she paralyzed the baby

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621412
fbk and matsuri have a heart of gold

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621048
aloebros...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621075
Why would you type "i already love cheeseburgers , you're the bonus" instead of the other way around..? How stupid are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621388
Right cause my oshi would fall in love with me

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621550
Dead tired from fucking all night!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621529
about tree fiddy reddit memes

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621534
God I wish that was me

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621522
Narrativebros?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621490
>>25621494
I don't follow Kanata that much but I do care about her, she is a sweet girl.

Now you guys are making me worried for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621332
Fuck, get the towafags away from him

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621534
>Virginal
Are you sure Shion's the virgin here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621554
What makes you think they know where they live. Does your boss know where you live?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621506

[Anonymous No.]

Man, it feels like Cover has been fucking things up lately, all their streamers seem like they've been fucked up all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621524
Fuck off Risu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621464
Definitely by noon. Even if they're just hung over, that's a sign that they really overdid it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621452
Pecor

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621519
>Matsuri, do you want to see your first vagina that isnt yours?
Uhhhh...ahhh...I have APEX to play. It's very important!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621452
Korone

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621561
stay away from aloe towafags, jesus christ

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621561
Gonna donate 200 dollars when she makes her return.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621452
Miko, Towa, Watame collab would make for the fastest threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621561
B)

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621522
>narrativebros actually scamming retards out of money now
Pretty based I must say.

[Anonymous No.]

Does Polka have a collection of bells in her at all times?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621522
>enjoy your endless boring, absent-minded ark/zatsudan/GoI streams.
Ok.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621452
Hi there, it's me /hlg/ and my favorites are Miko and Towa.

[Anonymous No.]

Shion and Marine will have to do more than simply naked dogeza to FBK after this amazing save.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621522
Looking at porn with someone you don't know is not interesting or entertaining for anyone but perverted retards. Plus that shit could actually hurt her channel

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621561
You can suck the cum out of her cunt when I'm done with her too

[Anonymous No.]

I don't find this current haachama arc amusing, if it was just "watch me cook badly and upset co-workers with bad cooking collabs" it'd be ok or even the oddball otaku stuff. But that porn thing was like, jeeze get help

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621561
lel

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621571
Yes dude, HR had to send my tax info somewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621500
>Marine and Shion graduate for unknown reasons
>Haachama goes menhera and we get to see an hero live
>Hololive begins to burn for the backlash that it receives, essentially taking all holos with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621561
She's been towaloe since the day she was announced, this is all according to plan

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621500
Ojii-sans showed up

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621587
>in her

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621537
She is very cute and lovely. I love her Fall Guys streams, she's been amazing with her voice there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621561
Fucking towafags, EVERY TIME.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621534
RAPE

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621452
It's still Roboco, it'll always be Roboco.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, remember when Marine mentioned sometimes being too horny to get out of bed? It just so happens she got herself a new sex toy last night...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621522
Yes yes it was very popular among people who don't actually give a shit about Haachama and won't actually be supporting her verbally, financially or buying tickets to her live if she manages to not graduate by then.
If Haachama really wants to go that route she's free but I think she's just going to be hurting herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621592
Entertainment is subjective, i understand we are on 4chan and this is an often forgotten concept but still

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621603
CLOWNFAG EXPLAIN

[Anonymous No.]

What did she mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621587
>in her
Well, I wouldn't go that far

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621561
Cringe

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621571
For one, yes, but also this is Japan, where work culture dictates that your company is treated like a second family.

[Anonymous No.]

W-what if something bad really did happen to Marine and Shion?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621568
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TRHOvN6HXo

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621388
Left, I'd rather take my chances with random men than fuck certain holos I will not name

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621561
Pfhahahaha towacucks

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621506
imagine working as one of Coco's henchmen
every time she moves even a little bit, you get a full on flash of bald pristine pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621571
Yes, it's normally on your resume anon. All not coming into work is a fairly common reason that police get sent to do welfare checks.
After several days of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621552
It's no.1 trending in Japan right now, are you really surprised?

[Anonymous No.]

>Kaze no Sakana 2nd Live

[Anonymous No.]

where's all the doomposting?
man you faggots have really RECLINED

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621452
dog

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621600
>said she wanted to collab with Towa from the start
Everyone that deals with the devil is unlucky...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621081
>>25621083
>>25621085
So this is the power of SEX posting, sugoi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621593
I'd be glad to

[Anonymous No.]

So we can assume that Shion was thoroughly defiled at this point right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621537
I fucking hate Subaru !!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621561
I don't even see that faggot on Towa's chat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621522
Real talk, I'm completely serious here - why don't you just be a nijifag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621048
remember that time fubuki got streamsniped in apex and called her streamsnipers loser virgins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621385
Hmp! you guys are no fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621500
overdose

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621597
Based Narrative
What's the fastest most entertaining way for Haachama to hero in AUS?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621568
She'll be alright now that she's moved and has Coco nearby to help her. She was always able to keep moving forward on her own, so it'll only get better when there are people at her side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621048
>Luna broke her neck
>Haato have a schizophrenic meltdown
>Fubuki left high and dry by Shion and Marine

Is this the end of Hololive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621522
This, thanks for the whitepill. soap-opera drama fags are the worst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621561
>I have to side with with this literal who that did one hour stream in her entire career and thats it
Why is reddit like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621575
Cover doesn't give a fuck you dumb ameriposter.

Yagoo was shitposting with Polka on stream literally yesterday.

Nothing is happening, stop falling for bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621612
are you really this desperate for attention?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621500
Aloe revenge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621616
what if shion got marine pregnant?

[Anonymous No.]

Wait, I just woke up, what's this about Shion and Marine going missing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621568
It's mostly dealt with by this point, here's hoping that the change of scenery and constant attention from Coco can allow her to leave this behind. Her streaming conditions also should be much better now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621583
how many fucking times are you going to say this aloefag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621522
haha fucking simp

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621635
He's just a redditfag looking for internet points.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621085
>my ex boyfriend already took my pussy's virginity...
>but he didn't take my armpit pussy's

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621452
My two favourites, obviously

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621625
Your mom is a whore, I hope your mom dies. Amen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621522
It was all a ploy to get people to buy a membership
Enjoy it

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621649
They woke up like 90 mins ago but FBK told them to fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621656
same bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621537
Poor baby princess

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621637
https://streamable.com/b7tmrp

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621613
Sure, but she would

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/83789652

[Anonymous No.]

Is it happening today, sheepbros?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621645
>Cover doesn't give a fuck
Meanwhile in reality, Aloe copped a 2 week ban for doing literally nothing wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621649
Shion's missing her virginity after a night with Marine

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621636
I'll watch whatever is entertaining, i'm not bound by loyalty to a company like a fucking idiot

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621561
>>25621593
nah I'll pay for her abortion, you're not dedicated enough
I'm a real fan of aloe and towa

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621625
Begone, shit stirrer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621631
Sasuga succubuswhore keks

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621587
Polka having bells with her has had me wondering why Miko doesn't actually strap a bell to her head when she streams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621646
It's a joke anon calm down. Everything is gonna be alright no matter how mjch we shitpost

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck is this feeling of dread I'm getting? It's the same sort of nausea I got when I was at work and I knew my cat passed away before I even got home. Prepare for the worst anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621649
Too busy having sex

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit, why the fuck is everything still crashing and burning? I haven't laughed this hard in ages. To think everything is going down hill this fucking fast and we barely started.

the EOP boom continues to grow but so does the fuck ups.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621640
Be within a 1km radius of an abbo.

[Anonymous No.]

Aloecucks are gonna be worse than Towacucks, hope you guys are prepared.

[Anonymous No.]

>Lamy went back to reading supachas on stream
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

i think fbk is getting nervous

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621649
They were bantering/flirting, did an off-collab, and probably got wasted together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621461
What did the JP Haatons have to say about the two images 40 and 44 minutes in? I still can't believe she put the the first one in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621537
duck yo...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621467
>>25621475
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621474
What did she do to Matsuri?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621649
they where suposed to go live but didn't
It's been 2 hours now
Fubuki is just memeing it in poor taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621452
Still Doog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621681
Who is your favorite holo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621660
Haatons really are the strongest, I kneel...

[Anonymous No.]

So they are late by 2 hours now and haven't said anything... Is it time to worry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621561
Why are towafags

[Anonymous No.]

>FBK mentions neither of them are online on Discord
>Briefly mentions Korone was going to "go wake them up"
None of this feels right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621670
ooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621670
Will she dodge her 400k totsumachi just like Comet?...

[Anonymous No.]

Tolkeinsho! Tolkeinsho!
>Tolkeinsho! Tolkeinsho!

Sauron! Sauron!
>Sauron! Sauron!

[Anonymous No.]

Why does FBK have 38k views

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621674
So if you don't have a problem with watching nijifags, then why not stick to them instead of also wanting hololive to change? You enjoy apples and oranges but at the same time you wish oranges turned into apples. It makes no sense, assuming you're not being dishonest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621522
I felt the same, fuck these armchair psychologist faggots here

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621537
>couldn't even catch Luna

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621522
Why did you fall for the narrativefagging you absolute retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621703
No? It's 10 in the morning there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621706
>Graduation inbound

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621686
Probably better than making a dedicated supacha stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621686
gee it's almost as if she just specifically wasn't planning to read them for her getting over it stream, and not planning to never read them

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621696
It's not poor taste, it's good natured and gives content to people waiting for them to wake up.

[Anonymous No.]

https://files.catbox.moe/dcmkvh.mp4
That does look fucking painful

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621706
They haven't tweeted anything either which would be the obvious first course of action if there were equipment issues.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you be able to resist if she came onto you?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Ramy got akasupas for dayyzz

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621654
>cuck fantasy
>can't even think of anal
Are Aloefags really?

[Anonymous No.]

http://poal.me/lyuwyj

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621728
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

It's 10am, marine usually wakes up at like 7am to go to the studio I doubt she would sleep this late

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621671
Aloe asked Yagoo to be suspended because she doesn't have the mindset to be a streamer right now with all the phone calls she was receiving.

Stop falling for nijisanji narratives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621201
>Luna's body is in shambles, wrist is fucked
What did she say happened to her wrist? That could be really bad depending on severity

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621669
OOOHHHH LOLIIIII

[Anonymous No.]

Marine is trying to revive shion after trapping her under a dutch oven.

[Anonymous No.]

Fubuki's carrying the weight of Hololive on her shoulders...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621710
Its a fun waiting room anon, come join us

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621671
You want her to be like Sio right now? It's better that she got this intermission as at least the public will be more calm when she returns and not going to the trouble Sio is having right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621537
*breaks Luna's fucking neck*
why did she do it....

[Anonymous No.]

Shion and Marine definitely got plastered last night didn't they

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621728
N-no

[Anonymous No.]

5ch insider here, Marine and Shion are both awake, however they can't start the stream because Marine tripped in her drunken stupor and fell and completely destroyed the N64 with her gigantic ass. So now they can't play the game anymore and they don't know what to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621706
>Korone was going to "go wake them up

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621728
hell no

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621358
from 5ch
they do all the detective work and it just gets reposted here

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621708
if anything she'd hold a pre-400k and 400k stream
>there are anons here that didn't know about her 4 birthday streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621731
analsex is gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621689
The only image that got anyone particularly upset for the image itself was the manga page where she was getting fucked and started voicing the lines before reconsidering.
The rest was just just stress because she fucked up the censoring and none of her fans want to see her actually get banned or demonetized.
Honestly one of the main reasons the stream was boring as fuck is because every Haaton had already seen the images she showed anyway.
The people complaining about the stupid stream aren't asexual idolfags they're just concerned fans who know Haachama wants to be an idol and want to see her reach that goal without retiring in some kind of controversy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621746
one "Naaa" too many

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621728
She's 15 years old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621728
Never. I love her too much to say no.

[Anonymous No.]

Marine shoveling Shion's ashes under the floorboards!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621708
What? Comet already did hers, it was super wholesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621732
Vote anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621729
Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

What about you, Haachama? What's it going to be? Loyalty to your haatons, or loyalty to me? Your fans, or your only friend? The akasupas or your sanity? Your duty to YAGOO, or your personal feelings? You don't know the truth yet. But sooner or later you'll have to choose.

[Anonymous No.]

Guys I don't think it's a narrative anymore Marine and Shion had drunk sloppy sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621728
I'd have her drain me for all I was worth.

[Anonymous No.]

if Shion and Marine did a Hana Kimura is FBKs career over too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621671
the "ban" was because she was getting phone calls from the freaks trying to track her house down and has to move now. Coming up with some reason to "punish" her satiates the antis and lets her get her shit together in the meantime

[Anonymous No.]

Ok I'm sorry but narratives aside 2 hours 20 minutes is not normal even if you're wasted, which they shouldn't be since they knew they had the stream. Also there's 2 of them, at least one would be awake first and do somehting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621731
The future is pits, old man

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621752

[Anonymous No.]

When will Fubuki stop laughing so much

[Anonymous No.]

Shion ranted about her depression to Marine and it lasted way into the night. Afterwards Senchou offered her sweaty lesbian sex and here we are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621236
Explain this narrative, Luna and RBC are about to fall guys together

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621759
This, there's no way anyone here would resist.

[Anonymous No.]

What really happened is Marine licked Shion's tummy so many times her tongue eventually dried out and now she can't talk normally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621728
I want to see her pent up without an outlet, so yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621048
>>25621637
>>25621666
>Luna was fine with it and completely in character, since she was never stream sniped before. But FBK and Matsuri were losing it with built up anger, which lead for FBK to draw first blood and insulted the stream snipers by saying they were "shit human beings", "you should die", "pathetic fucking virgins", "your mother regrets you" and "you're nothing in society". But that's all I can remember from the top of my head, she said much more. It was bad, just plain bad
holy fucking shit, this is why I will never be a fan of fubuki

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621717
At the end of the day i like Haato so it wasn't really a bad way to spend a few bucks, and i got to ascertain the truth with my own eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621773
keklko

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621711
You already got BTFO, masochist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621728
Depends where she cums on me. 草

[Anonymous No.]

トワが街娼です。

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621686
Unless otherwise specified, she'll either read the superchats after the stream or in a dedicated thanking stream.
The GOI stream had a note that specifically stated she was never going to read them, so she made the thanking image.
For this specific asalamy, any superchat donated after 10 AM JST will get the thanking image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621781
FBK sounds based

[Anonymous No.]

They're probably actually sleeping

[Anonymous No.]

>Shion and Marine double suicide
EVERYONE TURN ON NHK!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621739
god i wish that was me

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621732
Well at least horny posters still outnumber doom posters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621756
>>25621772
I see the world is doomed
Going full NEET now, you guys don't deserve the taxes I pay

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621759

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621787
ばっさど

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621671
Meanwhile in actual reality, people are calling her home phone and threatening her. But nah fuck her safety, instead of taking a break to let it die down she should just ignore it and keep streaming to rile them up even more, just so you can feel second-hand smugness. You redditors really do know best after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621731
she's spreading her armpit pussy what did you expect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621781
based
streamsnipers are cancer
especially the ones that throw

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621706
>>25621752
Can't they just call their cells?

[Anonymous No.]

2 akasupas....
fbk....

[Anonymous No.]

Luna just took Fall Guys a bit too seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621706
>Korone was going to "go wake them up"
>It's been about 2 hours since Korone tweeted something
Is Korone dead too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621671
And Japs are angry because they think a 2 week ban isn't going far enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621711
They're really not that different, it's not really an apples and oranges analogy, more like two different kinds of apple. Both tasty in their own way, both with their flaws. I watch some niji streamers that are good, i watch some hololive streamers that are good. I think that overall, be it niji, hololive or indie, the vtuber world is a bubble right now. There are so many people putting in no effort and just riding the fad. I think it's important to exalt those who are trying to put up a good show, and Haato is one of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621638
If you're genuinely interested, there are always the archives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621737
Tomorrow they will amputate her left hand. I didn't notice it was that serious during the stream but whatever. I'm sure our princess can handle it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621737
On her other twitter, has severe pain in her right hand. Sounds like she can move it but its causing pain.

VR horror is probably going to end up banned at this rate or they'll be responsible and put mats down (>cover >responsible).

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621726
>HIME SAMAAAA
gets me everytime

[Anonymous No.]

who's the better elf?

[Anonymous No.]

Has Shion ever mentioned her age or being in high school?

[Anonymous No.]

>expecting an old fuck like marine being able to wake up at 8am

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621808
based gentleman Vinci

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621810
https://twitter.com/inugamikorone/status/1296584192738779136
OH GOD OH FUCK NO NO NO NOT LIKE THIS

[Anonymous No.]

>ai clone va will be the new hologamer

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621787
トワ。。。

[Anonymous No.]

How are you enjoying Gen 5 so fare /hlg/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621810
It's all a trap to kill as many holos as possible. We're doomed.

[Anonymous No.]

Bros I can't wait to become a snowman

[Anonymous No.]

Cross this off your list, Polka
FBK beat you to it

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621785
>literally no argument
Stay seething at content you don't like instead of sticking to content you do like I guess?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621819
Lamy my wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621804
Normal human sexual desires
1.pussy
2.ass
...
we already know her hymen is broken, doesn't mean her ass is gaping as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621819
Flare is bigger down there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621781
>holy fucking shit, this is why I will never be a fan of fubuki
this is exactly why I'm a fan of fubuki. stream snipers are fucking cancer and deserve to be shit on immediately on sight. Fuck them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621801
What a kind thing to say about Shion!

[Anonymous No.]

Mizuryu Key is into holos too huh

[Anonymous No.]

Guys I'm actually starting to get kind of worried about Shion and Marine can someone explain the narrative as to why they're okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621090
Its so weird how their reproduction of a reddit meme is somehow more soulful.

[Anonymous No.]

>Kanatan... what if everything that went wrong in your life, wasn’t an accident? What if it was orchestrated? Like how your childhood friend stole from you? She didn’t do it on her, I paid her to do it! And you having nothing to eat but grass? It was me, I broke into your house and stole all your food! It was me, Kanatan! It was me all along!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621751
Stream live from your completely legally downloaded N64 and copy of Mario Tennis for the N64

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621819
Flare is a dark elf so she wins by default.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621826
Enjoying all the sexposting so far, Aloe is the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621809

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621767
Pokemon stadium 2 just has that effect on people

It's why they didn't bring it to the US.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621826
I like the Elf and the Lion. The rest sucks

[Anonymous No.]

Subarubros, tell me the secret to stand her voice

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621810
>Korone opens the door to check on Marine and Shion
>This plays https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hn3gBV-nYc

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621819
Lamy MY wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621817
>shattering your wrist and blowing out your spine by falling out of a chair
Is she made of fucking glass?

[Anonymous No.]

At point should we actually start to worry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621830
Could she even do it since she is their kohai

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621728
Like countless other men before me, no. >>25621729

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621848
Pokemon Stadium 2 in Japan was Pokemon Stadium 1 in the US.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621833
>ass
>normal
calm down homo

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621823
NO. NO NO

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621848
stadium 1 in US is stadium 2 in japan

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621839
There is no narrative for that, anon.
You know what happened.

[Anonymous No.]

30 minutes until 3 hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621793
Still concerning that they'd allow themselves to be this late.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621125
The quality is too high.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621856
Noon.

[Anonymous No.]

What’s sex with (You) like

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621708
>>25621755
>pre-400k countdown
>400k totsumachi
>400k supacha 10Q reading
What's going to be the 4th stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621735
>>25621742
>>25621770
>>25621803
>doxxfags will stop doxxing in 2 weeks

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621839
They drank too much and are too hungover to stream properly

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621841
>MY MOTIVATIONS ARE BEYOND YOUR COMPREHENSION

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621810
Korone accidentaly joined the orgy

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621839
They are definitely dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621833
she'd probably ask you to just ram it in without lube

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621819

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621823
It's over. She killed them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621810
lesbian threesome

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621850
every once in a while she goes "haa~~~n" when she clears her throat

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621819
I love brown anime girls, so a dark elf would obviously be better, but lamy's voice is too soothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621856
In about 4 hours when they schedule streams for "Important Announcement"

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621854
>can't stand for more than 2 minutes unassisted
I don't think she's human atleast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621762
>sang comet as opening
>18 people calling her despite her initial concerns
>shows that she's still in contact with her indie friends
>discusses collab possibilities with other holos including the sheep
it was pretty great, the only missing thing is Kanata was asleep during the totsu so she didn't call her

[Anonymous No.]

>Inb4 the Shions are in the enclosed pool area.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621824
did a clone quit or something? I don't follow her

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621815
Spoon-feed me Anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621809
Why is Luna doing an Akari now?

[Anonymous No.]

The Holos are disappearing one by one because this is a dream, Anon. A wonderful dream you will finally wake up, as your delusions cannot hold this world together anymore...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621856
At the point when people stop asking when we should start to worry

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621839
They just nut themselves back unconscious 4 minutes ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621838
New to this, huh

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621728
>implying i would put up even the slightest resistance

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621869
I can cast fireballs during sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621826
Why DJ equipment?

[Anonymous No.]

Someone sell me a narrative on the Marine-Shion front.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621819
Excuse me where are the bulges?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621852
>Kanata can actually play Danganronpa to the end
was waitting for this day

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621873
This is probably true. Adding to this they can't actually tell us the truth because Shion is a minor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621819
the inverted one

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621891
god i wish

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621869
Whos the (You) in hololive

[Anonymous No.]

ARI FUCKING GATOU GOZAIMASU FAGGOT SAN

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621854
She's frail, so basically yeah, she's made of glass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621869
come to Brazil and find out

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621900
They stayed up late having sex and roped Korone in when she came over to check on them

[Anonymous No.]

come on FBK, this is in bad taste...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621075
of course its a T*wafag

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621887
ai-pi will leave in september i believe

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621819
I don't like brown skin so Lamy is much better.

[Anonymous No.]

Haato needs to controls her Haatons they're weird because SHE is weird, smell shit, vomiting and feet? she's reaping what she sowed. None of the other girls have reached out to her to do simple collabs, well maybe Watame ironically. I told you guys that forcing "Iodl" image on them all wasn't smart. The younger girls like Shion and Haato need to be reigned in because they are time bombs (Aloe) they need good management and positive roll model members like Sora or Polka, We already know irl Haato has big tits too because Matsuri confirmed, yeah it's sad she probably has to deal with the weight(heh) that comes with those, left unchecked or left in a bad spot she'll have a past similar to Noel's.She is stuck in fucking Australia and has no close by friends or outlets during this quarintine She should watch out for anti they've already destroyed Karou and are working on Aloe and the rest of Holo5, but she's a good girl and anti don't really have a reason to targer her, stalkers on the other hand...If you're a Haaton clean up your act think before you post because you can help her but if not you're part of the problem she wouldn't be wrong in blaming you in that.

Akai Haato is still in there and probably wants to come out but current Haatons are feeding Haachama too much and pulling her down into their filth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621839
>stayed up late talking
>got drunk
>one bed
>slept together no homo
>woke up but still sleepy
>fuck it let's sleep some more
there

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621887
Yes
https://twitter.com/KizunaAIinc/status/1295223833213964290

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621866
hopefully it doesnt end up like that choco/canata collab choco overslept like 10hrs

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621496
Things were better when Ayame never streamed.

[Anonymous No.]

SENCHOU JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

[Anonymous No.]

Haato is just a worthless little whore, she will be the cumdumpster of an Aussie chad in two months.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621839
Marine vored Shion.

[Anonymous No.]

I can't believe Subaru would do such a thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621860
Wizards can't be homo faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621814
You being a coombrain doesn't mean her content is high quality. Not to mention that reacting to pre-made content is one of the lowest no effort things you can do. Also the ones putting on a good show are already rewarded handsomely through donations, though I don't agree with the boring ones getting stable donations from white knights just for existing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621792
>>25621806
>>25621834
>t. whiteknight simps

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621288
Maybe Polka. All others were failures before going to Holo, fucking Korone spent 10 years being an obscure NND gaming channel, Pekora was nothing but a run of the mill NND voicefag.

[Anonymous No.]

Holy fuck lamy's model and voice are perfect, why does her model seem so much more animated than the rest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621891
I don't want to wake up anon, this is the happiest I've been in a long time...

[Anonymous No.]

This is starting to get a little scary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621872
That's not actually too unlikely with how fast shit moves in the vtuber sphere. It wouldn't surprise me at all if some bigger fish comes up before Aloe comes back and everyone forgets about her

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621819
I only just realised they complement each other, they're fire and ice elves...

[Anonymous No.]

Moona's armpits...

[Anonymous No.]

>FBK mentions that she knows this time is really important to overseas viewers because it's prime time in North America, so she wants to try her best even if there is a language barrier
What a good girl. Truly the face of Hololive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621914
Marine's a hard girl to please, but fun to fill

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621904
Is Shion's roommate actually a minor? The drinking age in Japan is 20, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621933
stay mad fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621895
i dont follow that guy anywhere i dont like how he draws faces

[Anonymous No.]

wait when the fuck did FBK hit 800k?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621758
>manga page where she was getting fucked
That's the one I meant. It went way too far for my tastes

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621819
Lamy

Yuri killed Flare

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621900
basically, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ze16IiT7RRY

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621921
I want Haato to smell her feet vomit and shit at the same time!

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly reminder that Marine overdid with Shion and her next victim will be Luna and Coco.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621925
I hope she left some chemtrails that I can *SNIFF*

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621872
Doxxfags do it because they think it's fun. If they don't think it's fun then they won't bother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621923
that was a strategy to avoid to collab with canata

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621838
Aloe doujins down the pipeline?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621781
>>25621637
wait seriously? that's so fucking based

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621939
HAHAHAH HOLY SHIT ANON YOU ARE SUCH AN IDIOT

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621929
>Matsuri teleports behind her
>Sorry Master but I will have to go all out

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621891
FBK's stream just started buffering and glitching as I scrolled past this...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621871
post-400k celebration

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621947
I remember reading that she is 18.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621933
>buzzword buzzword
go back to wherever you came from

[Anonymous No.]

Why is luna being bullied? Marine, Haachama and now Subaru. Leave her alone...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621851
shion that womb

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621935
Seiso queen only deserves the best of the best, including akasupas and top tier Live2D technology.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621852
>>25621903
Wait, aren't Danganronpa's third chapters always a double murder? So first chapter was Towa's, second was Aloe's and this is Shion's and Marine's. It fits too well. Does that mean that we have 2 more deaths to go?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621932
Content doesn't have to be high-quality, it just has to be entertaining. Sure, reacting to pre-made content is kinda lazy, but it's also some of the best streams Haato has ever done. Her viewer zatsudans are amazing. Rather than me being a coombrain, it's more like most of the community is afraid to have them associate themselves with sexuality in any capacity

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621963

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621918
Christ! I don't get it, the irony that if Ai chan was actually going to fully past the mantle on Pi-chan was the one I thought most worthy she sounds basically like Nozomi, I like Love-chan's voice but it's not suited for Ai. Also she's kinda boring by herself, Aichan post clone arc was supposed to be inclining what happened?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621960
>Aloe moves
>doxxfags take up the challenge to track her down again
There's no end to this, bros...

[Anonymous No.]

>"Eh?"
>"Uh sorry guys but I have to end the stream"
>stream immediately cuts
Your reaction?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621958
>FakeNews
Marine will fuck Noel first, she was unsatisfied with shion's lacking chest, she needs the polar oposite now

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621979
>Towa
>Aloe
What about Mio and Miko?

[Anonymous No.]

Marine hangs out with younger women so she can feel young again.

Marine has hit the wall.

[Anonymous No.]

The worst part is that if they actually did some boob-sucking or whatever we'll actually never know. They just wouldn't tell us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621979
Incoming fourth chapter sacrifice and fifth chapter switcheroo

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621921
Haachama talking about huge tits being a pain in the ass and then telling off dumb virgins in chat who didn't believe her made me laugh a lot.
Actually JPs really casually bust out the most incel sounding shit on a regular basis.
Haachama's fanbase is entirely her own fault though back when she went through her kimoota phase she lost a bunch of her old fans because she kept on insisting everyone was gross and demanding people write her kusomallows and a bunch of them felt like they no longer qualified to support her and left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621986
if its FBK?
I wouldn't give a single fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621899
She used autotune in her debut stream I think that's what it's about.

[Anonymous No.]

Alright, I'll get some sleep first. If anything major happens, please reply to this message.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621986
It is now time to panic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621817
>>25621854
>>25621911
She might have an undiagnosed genetic condition like one of the Ehlers–Danlos syndromes. As a hikiNEET with EDS I feel like I'm made of glass too. Sleeping wrong can make my neck hurt for weeks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621986

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621986
more notice than a lot of holos lately

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621986
They got her too...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621986
I would be sad because then Fubuki would stop streaming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621933
Are you implying that streamsnipers dont deserve the rope?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621921
Haato isn't worthy to be an idol, she basically an average internet whore at this point who shows nudes about herself on stream for money. She should just embrace her sluttyness and make an onlyfans, comissioning artists for exclusive lewds or something like this and being an actual internet prostitute. She will never be an idol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621986

[Anonymous No.]

Okay I have never EVER subbed to holive Yuri headcanon but what else could cause them to sleep this long besides drunk sex?

[Anonymous No.]

35t!

[Anonymous No.]

>40k people

By the Cheesu Emperor...

[Anonymous No.]

MIKO IN FBK CHAT

[Anonymous No.]

>Aloe mentions how twitcasters have a lot of baggage and dark past
>All this stuff about haato being a stubborn brat ignoring her fans wishes
>Is best friends with literal whore hoshikawa
I wonder what kind of stuff haato hides from us...

[Anonymous No.]

Mikochi!

[Anonymous No.]

miko...chi...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

MIKO

[Anonymous No.]

M-Miko?

[Anonymous No.]

Mikochi....

[Anonymous No.]

Mikochi.....
Lunachi.....

[Anonymous No.]

MIKOTI

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621979
Who's going to be the fucking mad lad who kills herself in the 5th trial?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621986
She's prob play it off better than that, push to 3 hours then make up a reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>open Lamy
>hear the voice
arigatou gozaim gonna cum from her voice alone

[Anonymous No.]

Mikoti!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621103
Thanks for upholding our traditions anon

[Anonymous No.]

Mikoti in FBK's chat!

[Anonymous No.]

Mikochi!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621921
I can't believe I spent time reading this ESL garbage. Jesus fucking christ man get an education.
p.s. You don't know jack shit about Haato.

[Anonymous No.]

Ha ha, it's Miko!

[Anonymous No.]

M-Minna- *cough* minnaaaaaaaaaaa

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622005
Must be one of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621627
Nose...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621921
I guess I'll be more wholesome to her twitter for now.

[Anonymous No.]

Mikochi...

[Anonymous No.]

Lawsuit arc incoming?

[Anonymous No.]

“Last night on Hololive, Cover presented a special tribute show, recognizing the career of Houshou Marine. However, now, some 26 hours later, the facts of this horrific tragedy are now apparent.”
“Therefore, other than my comments, there will be no mention of Mrs. Houshou tonight.”

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622022
Haachama

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621991
And why do you want to know? You wanna jerk off to it, you degenerate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621990
I'll be hitting her walls if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622008
heroin overdose

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621986
i think she wouldn't be joking about it in the first place if she didn't already know there was no real problem

I mean it has to have crossed her mind by now if she was completely ignorant that something may have happened to them

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621986

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621888
>Spoon-feed me Anon!
Literally just search for hololive on /b/ and /trash/ archives

[Anonymous No.]

>40k
I KNEEL!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622022
Polka obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621852
>Korone opens the door to check on Marine and Shion
>This plays https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pT4FY3NrhGg

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622032
https://files.catbox.moe/82fr1t.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621985
it's actually very simple she just needs to regrow her hymen and take a photo of it on twitter

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622022
People were just talking about Haachama exploding and dragging Hololive down with her... It all fucking fits now

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622008
No sleep, murder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621184
Whoa... maybe I need to memba Mel

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622010
Fuck your stupid stubby little arms you piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622010
pekO

[Anonymous No.]

>40k viewers

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622052
What's she saying? I don't read moon runes.

[Anonymous No.]

Mikochi...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621935
Why did you mention my wife? She stopped streaming an hour ago.

[Anonymous No.]

When will Miko livestream again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622033
Alright you got me dude
have your (you)

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622048
Powerful

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622041
The desire to know more is both man's greatest impulse and his greatest vice

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622013
a porn enthusiast with large breasts is 100% a freak

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621810
Nah, she was taking those sappuri for this occasion, its time to teache the ojis who is alpha dog

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622061
>>25622060

Pekobros putting that fucker in his place

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621981
It's almost as if sex gags are toilet humor tier garbage that only coombrains eat up. Same reason female comedians aren't funny for always having their punch line be MUH VAGINA. Also, you need to consider the fact that many haatons would've originally liked her for her non-degenerate content, and therefore would not like her new degenerate content. It would be a different story if she was always like this, obviously, which is why I suggested you just go find streamers who already provide this type of content regularly if you love it so much instead of disagreeing with existing fans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621781
>>25621637
Remember when she only said one of those things and the rest was just narrative posting?

https://files.catbox.moe/m50qwx.webm

[Anonymous No.]

Luna is one of the few holos I watch when Mikoti is gone... is there no end to this hell? Fuck 2020. Worst fucking year ever. Next up is probably WW3 in December.

[Anonymous No.]

Can someone please post the watame peko monkeys fighting picture

[Anonymous No.]

Can FBK keep talking for four hours?

[Anonymous No.]

i'm sure they are fine guys. stop panicking ffs

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622067
Not anytime soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622072
That means marine is a freak!

I like freaks

[Anonymous No.]

why does cover think it's okay to weekend at bernies miko's account? it's really sick if you think about it desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622045
>i think she wouldn't be joking about it in the first place if she didn't already know there was no real problem
If that was the case they would be awake, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/83693538

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621921
>positive roll model members like Polka
LMAO

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621851
anyone have a basic translation of this? i'm a dirty eop

[Anonymous No.]

MIKO COME BACK FOR FUCK SAKE

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622041
YES
got a problem with that simp

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622082
It's her job so probably.

[Anonymous No.]

At this point we probably have people from all over the vtuber community watching Fubuki's stream out of a sick sense of curiosity. They want to be there when it goes down. They can smell the desperation. The crowd is growing restless, and Fubuki knows...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622080
WW3 will be started by holos, like the one time Pekora almost started WW3.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621838

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622013
Just scroll over her likes on twitter.

[Anonymous No.]

Can the anon that writes the horny greentext get something going about the marine shion thing done?, like the drunk sex narrative

[Anonymous No.]

is there a maximum video length for streamable or something? still can't clip the last watame stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621985
She just needs to kneel and stay out of the spotlight for all the doxxfags to move on to Sio who is basically challenging them outright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622089
AAAAAAAA LITTLE GIRLSSSSSS

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622063
her last will

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone here going to re-stream Aqua's sololive?

[Anonymous No.]

>moshi moshi?
>nobuhime sama?
>it's me, Yagoo
>I heard about your demonetization, and I want to propose you something
>how about working for us? one of the most popular vtuber agencies out there?
>just pretend to retire and make a new character under hololive banner, jewtube won't notice and your fans sooner or later will know and come back at you
>what do you say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622096
The sharks are circling, waiting for the first drop of blood in the water.

[Anonymous No.]

>41k
Kneel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622080
Welcome to hell, buddy. I've been stuck on this ride for a while as a Miko/Kanata fan.
I just wanted to watch cute animated jpgs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622081
>Can someone please post the watame peko monkeys fighting picture

[Anonymous No.]

okay anons, now's the time to place your predictions

what's really going on with Marine and Shion? give me your best narratives

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621986
>FBK cuts the stream
>suddenly one of Shion's videos gets deleted
>think maybe they just fucked up and will bring it back
>more get deleted
>then they start deleting Marine's videos
>the next day both Youtube pages are wiped
>the twitter profiles are made private
>they begin work on taking down Bilibili pages
>any mention of the two are removed from the Hololive website

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622082
she has sung for 5-6 before so i dont see why not

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621851
Darn it, I just fapped. Damn you Kei

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622103
10 mins

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622078
If it's what she wants to do and you don't really support her then it sounds to me like you're not much of a fan at all at all. You're just imposing your own values on her like the unicorn you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621446

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622088
is fubuki just that much of scumbag then? I don't think so

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622086
marine is the best freak

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621934
>Maybe Polka.
Nobu was a failure herself so no assuming you retard doomposters are right by your logic she wouldn't be spared either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622102
marine puits her fingers in shions pussy and they moan
"aaaa " shion says
"aaaa" marine says licking sions breast trying to suck out milk
shion cum

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621133
Because her arms are actually longer than the model, you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>go to youtube home page
>see the Marine x Shion collab has started
>It's Fubuki's stream's thumbnail
every fucking time

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622013
She has liked 3DPD gravure models on her twitter account more than once, she gives no fucks.

[Anonymous No.]

Just woke up from a coma, what is this shion marine thing?

[Anonymous No.]

Bro, stop responding to him.

[Anonymous No.]

>Marine and Shion died
>but at least Mikochi is back!
I think it's worth it

[Anonymous No.]

>Tyler Corey-san arigatougozaimasu
Cocobros!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622116
Shion is very hungover or her internet is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622116
>rape
if not then
>sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622113

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621841
>Watame is Kanatan's reverse flash

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622116
They had drunk sex and now are very conflicted about what it meas for their relationship

[Anonymous No.]

FBK is too powerful... I kneel...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622122
i mean for the initial url source, not the clip

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622116
Someone stalked Marine coming to Shion's home and they are currently raping both to death

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621452
watame..

[Anonymous No.]

Minato AkuaSolo live held todayCherry blossomCherry blossom
@minatoaqua
·
2h
Good morning everyoneSun with raysSun with raysSun with rays

Finally the dayRed exclamation mark symbolRed exclamation mark symbolRed exclamation mark symbol

Finally the dayRed exclamation mark symbolRed exclamation mark symbolRed exclamation mark symbol

Finally the dayRed exclamation mark symbolRed exclamation mark symbolRed exclamation mark symbol

I can't stop pounding (๑° ꒳ °๑)Beating heart


l-lewd...

[Anonymous No.]

It will be that kind of day, huh.

[Anonymous No.]

SO THIS IS THE POWER OF ZATSUDAN

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622130
let me believe

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621810
no its just a threesome now

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622063
>What am I watching?
>Suddenly a familiar feeling.. My name is Elite is coming out...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622136
They haven't woken up from theirs

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622116
drunk sex is the strongest theory

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622126
I want to put this freak on a leash!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622109
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622128
>shion cum
no...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621376
>That fucking Roberu

I'm fucking dying lmao.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622136
What a coincidence, they've just entered a coma

[Anonymous No.]

Mikochi...............

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622136
They were supposed to stream nearly 3 hours ago but they didn't and have said nothing. FBK decided to stream a wake up RTA

[Anonymous No.]

>Hmmm? They're celebrating taking me down. Let's see how they like it they lost THEIR favorite vtubers!

[Anonymous No.]

how the hell is a dumb idiot like me supposed to learn japanese

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622082
she hosts radio shows

of course she can

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622102
Just use AI Dungeon if you're so desperate

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622116
they are asleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621843
Dark elves raped by orcs every day though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622121
Kinda ironic to say that when you're making an argument for supporting her for existing instead of supporting her for her content. Unhappy fans are of course free to voice their dissatisfaction and then leave if they're ignored, just like any other consumer of any other product. Rather than me being a unicorn, you're acting like a white knight simp.

[Anonymous No.]

Even Fubuki can't carry the stream anymore. Otsu young master.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622116
Aloe was pissed off at being suspended so she got some of her "friends" to pay the now vulnerable Shion and Marine a visit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622116
Marine actually tried to fuck Shion, Shion angry left for her apartment and Marine is freaking the fuck out because she thinks her career is over

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622078
If this is the content she wants to make, who are you to say that she shouldn't? You say you're a fan and i don't doubt you are but you're also a control freak of sorts. This new content of her's works, it's bringing in a new audience. It's getting constant viewers, even if you consider it "coombrain shit" beneath your notice, and she's happy making it. So why get in her way instead of supporting her on these new endeavors? Vtubers are entertainers, and entertainers are artists. Art doesn't stand still, it's always changing in concept. Haato and Haachama aren't two different entities, they're two facets of one lonely girl trying to have fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622168
Don't post offtopic garbage here, go to /vyt/

[Anonymous No.]

>What really happened to Shion
https://files.catbox.moe/17omxv.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622170
You aren't. Just watch the girls be cute and laugh when the japs laugh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622145
marine is desperately trying to convince shion to not call the police

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622082
FBK is a professional. She could talk for 8 if she really needed to.

[Anonymous No.]

Ahahaha magical!
A logo!

[Anonymous No.]

Are Shion and Marine getting fucked by Oji sans?In Marine's case their around her age lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>keeping 40k people entertained while cashing in some superchats for herself
Fubuki is a genius

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622178
you underestimate her power

[Anonymous No.]

At this point Haato might as well just defect over to nijisanji with her bestie Hoshikawa. Hoshikawa has done a stream in a literal love hotel where she played with condoms and talks about sex all the time and nobody gives her shit for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622116
It was nene, I bet, its always nene.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622116
sick from drinking too much and extremely hung over, borderline alcohol poisoning

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622080
What happened to Luna? I can't get anything when I search the archives for it, unless she actually broke her neck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622116
Marine and Shion spent the entire night drinking, and Shion started crying about feeling ignored by the others. Then they have drunken sex where they suck each others’ nipples until the sun rises, and they propose to each other before going to sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621851
nice nice nice nice nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622190
yeah im the ojisan

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622082
She has had training from the evening's Robert. She was trained by the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622176
>>25622121
I think both of you are cringe faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622151
Cute copy paste

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622168
Based shitposting elf

[Anonymous No.]

>JP chat thankful to overseas fans for treating Roberu well
through son unity

[Anonymous No.]

FBK I kneel. This stream is fucking legendary

[Anonymous No.]

wake up shion yo...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622176
see
>>25622182

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622198
She strained her neck and had to get looked at by a doctor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622116
普段の寝坊した

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622091
the pleasure of being fingered by oba-san

[Anonymous No.]

>lamy reading superchats
narrativefags?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622170
If a dumb idiot like me can, you can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622170
You don't need to be smart to learn a language, it's just repetition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622116
They're starting the coup against Cover. Fubuki is stalling for time so they can raid the offices.

[Anonymous No.]

IS HOLOLIVE SCRIPTED? HOW CAN THIS KEEP HAPPENING???

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622124
She started the stream only ten minutes into them being late, anon. People navigate the world by making heuristic assumptions that typically bear out, but don't always necessarily. When they're ten minutes late it's safe to assume they've overslept. When they're nearly three hours late that starts to become less certain. You haven't realised this? You have the cognitive capacity of an eight year old?

[Anonymous No.]

>Police presence at an apartment complex in northern Tokyo
OH GOD NO PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

So is Fubuki the face of Hololive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622113

[Anonymous No.]

I can't believe Aloe is getting her revenge for being punished for being horny...

[Anonymous No.]

How are they going to be punished for this debacle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622168
Wait... Sio is an Elf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622109
No
chinks probably will idk

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622225
Marine, how could you...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622203
I think nobody gives a fuck about your opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622198
She fell out of her chair and hurt her ligaments

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622225
Sorry that was me

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622182
>>25622176

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622175
Hot.

[Anonymous No.]

I am legitimately anxious at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

Ok this is enough. Please wake the fuck up already. I have things to do but I don't want to close the stream yet because I don't want to miss it when they wake up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622189
Is this the new Wake Up Girls?

[Anonymous No.]

You know what, japanese KEEMSTAR can be alright sometimes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqYxhpiBb4U

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622178
maybe Rubero should step in

[Anonymous No.]

Bros I don't want to go to sleep like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621977
You mean pats in the womb by fat old men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622209
i really don't get why people are so assmad over the our son thing

it crossed from irony to an endearing meme

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622126
>marine is the best freak
*was

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622116
hungover

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622116
scripted

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622198
I'm assuming when she flew out of her fucking chair during VR horror, she hurt herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622194
link

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622160
ill leash her alright into mating press mode

[Anonymous No.]

they wont wake up at at least 3 hours minimum

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622041
mankind's quest for knowledge knows no bounds

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine how cute first time drunk shion is

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622203
Don't care, didn't ask plus you're a mutt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622170
You can't learn Japanese. Neither 99% of this thread. Just pretend that you know, like everyone else. I'm watching streams and pretending to understand them, while repeating the same shit what people talk about here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622230
RFA start to finish to build up stamina.

[Anonymous No.]

So Fubuki is doing her own aizuchi? It's a button/program she has right? Or is she managing to cut into her own voice that cleanly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622116
Both extremely hungover, Shion is a minor so they're freaking out not knowing how to handle it. Korone, with more life experience, has arrived and is both scolding them and trying to help them through it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622230
I want to titfuck senchou!

[Anonymous No.]

We'll get a doujin or two out of this, wont we

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622248
He is too pussy to be caleed Keemstar.

[Anonymous No.]

IF it is scripted, I swear to the god I'll send Cover a very strongly worded letter.

[Anonymous No.]

Both died in their sleep from carbon monoxide poisoning

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622198
She had some issue with her arm already and hurt a ligament in her neck during the VR stream. And she had bronchitis before that. Sickly princess....

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622253
Doesn't Roberu want to be a shota anyway for his onee-san Kuku? We're just mentally preparing him

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622194
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leQeT1CkVOc

[Anonymous No.]

You people need help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622249
Tiny shion yo...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622266
Probably puking and then passed out. First time drunks are not cute.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna sleep wake me up when they come back

[Anonymous No.]

Fubuki setting up a stream to leech superchats is pretty smart, business-wise

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622266
Why is this brat so sexual

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622224
>You haven't realised this?
>You have the cognitive capacity of an eight year old?
you seem to
>"I mean it has to have crossed her mind by now if she was completely ignorant that something may have happened to them"
is this referring to when she started or since then, over the last few hours?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622277
imagine the braps

[Anonymous No.]

This is going to be on the next Asacoco for sure!

Wait, it's weekend so I guess it'll be on Mikos weekend show.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622277
STOP IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622231
Does it surprise you at all that a knife-ears would also be a two-faced backstabbing bastard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622274
Yeah.
Snuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622272
pretty much

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622274
God I hope we do. Would make this absolutely worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

bros... Lamy is growing into me...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622282
Marine and Shion need it more

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622281
meant for
>>25622262

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622139
She's shitposting about it even
https://twitter.com/sakuramiko35/status/1296624098022309891

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622116
Both found dead in a bathtub full of ice. Autopsy finds that both ladies have some of their organs removed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622272
Hangovers are never that bad. The most obvious part of them is just looking like shit which chuubas don't need to worry about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622170
>>25622268
Do your reps
Also I bet at least 10% of people here are fluent in japanese

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622230
>>25622266
RAPE

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622277
I wish I could die peacefully in my sleep...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622291
bro...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622168
Sio...
Towa, Uruha and I will wait for you...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622297
>Lamy is growing into me...
uhhhhh

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622272
Marine was an office worker, she knows how to handle a hangover, Shion is probably feeling like death though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622194
I wish niji had more translated clips so EOP redditors would just fuck off over to them instead of trying to change hololive into becoming nijisanji.

[Anonymous No.]

At what point do their managers just turn off the stream and pretend to be them on twitter to keep everyone calm, while they desperately try to get someone from their get to go to their house

[Anonymous No.]

What if Marine actually was drugged and killed Shion like that wrestler, Chris Benoit did it with his family years ago?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

This is the water, and this is the well.
Drink full, and descent.
The sheep is the white of the eyes,
And dark within.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622290
Whose brap's killed who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622272
Most realistic take yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622305
Don't worry anons... I'll always have a part of Shion and Marine inside of me...

[Anonymous No.]

Why does Fubuki have a Haachama avatar at the bottom of her stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622308
>10%
it was already confirmed that only like 5 anons

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622288
Because you're a pedophile, like Shion?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622297
Put a bullet through that head before you fall completely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622297
I can't believe Lamy is turning into a 29 year old south east asian man...

[Anonymous No.]

I bet N*jishits are behind all of this. Miko, Mio, Luna, Aloe... everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622306
My first one was real fucking bad though, and i imagine it could be really bad for a skinny, tiny japanese girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622306
Yeah but she's a young tiny japanese girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622318
This guy works fast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622316
Supposedly Korone has been dispatched already

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621921
Have you missed her constant talks with Kanata and fears that she's powaharing her into Chamatan that Kanata constantly dispels by having good time with her whenever she wants to collab doing whatever? Of course it's not enough but that's something she holds on to. Haato still has real friends in Hololive who want her back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622306
>Hangovers
They are if it's her first time getting drunk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622216
i'll take your word for it thank you

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622272
The only unrealistic part is them not having tweeted anything to make people not worry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622182
Not the guy you're arguing with but supporting Haachama doesn't mean unconditionally sucking her dick for everything she does.
The fans who have been supporting her all this time through stinky feet, vomit, the first porn stream (which everyone loved) and all her other 'flaws' aren't suddenly sensitive unicorns for tellling her she fucked up this time.
For now at least nobody is talking about stopping supporting her either just expressing their opinion as they are absolutely permitted to do.
Hell the one time Haachama actually decided to listen was the antimallow festival and she's been going on about how that was her big changing point and she's really improved as a person since then until recently when she stopped saying that because she relapsed on half of her goals.
(Late night streams, unscheduled streams, being late, saying one thing then doing another)
She's obviously struggling in multiple ways and not everything she does in her current state necessarily represents the path she really wants to take in the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622299
b-but, where is Korone?

[Anonymous No.]

>this has gone on for so long it has a ton of fanart already

[Anonymous No.]

IT'S HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.]

Marine for sure tried something on Shion, and even if she didn't, i'll never accept it

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622291
Anon, I hate you so much for reminding me both asacoco snd asamiko are cancelled

It hurts

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622281
Man, why niji can have fun colabs, but hololives are always sololive...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622344
She couldn't make it in time...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622331
IT WAS US AUSTIN! IT WAS US *ALL ALONG*

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622347
You tricked me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622347
Important announcement incoming

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622338
I don't think she's gonna make it

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622288
shes actually 1000 years old

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622317
Who? Name doesn't ring a bell

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622170
Japanese isn't some kind of equation that you need to solve. As long as you're consistent about improving at it you'll see results.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622318
What a god

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622347
fuck you

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622347
Link or BS.

[Anonymous No.]

Who the fuck can sleep in this much, especially at a sleepover?

[Anonymous No.]

>inb4 it was a mistake which should've been 8PM instead of 8AM

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622116
Hungover.

[Anonymous No.]

>45k viewers
FBK...have mercy...

[Anonymous No.]

While we wait tell me something.
What is the name of the japanese language that uses letters like our own?

I want to learn japanese words like wakaru, onegai, kawai (or is it kawaii?) along with their meaning. Give tips guys. EOP here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622356
First hololive shotgun wedding?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622347
made me look bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>2562227
Who died?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621994
>Haachama talking about huge tits
Your post just made me remember that the twitcast that got re uploaded to bilibili and was talked about after the surprise stream should be the one with her and Hoshikawa and breast size gets mentioned at some point, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622357
cursed image

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622347
DON'T LIE TO ME I AM ANXIOUS FUCK YOU ANON AAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622347
Chaotic evil

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622308
1% at best, and another 2% are N3. There are 2% N4-N5 but I wouldn't call them fluent. All the others are EOPs and clueless ESLs. But I'm larping as a JSL every day and making baseless narratives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622118
Really?

[Anonymous No.]

>wanna go to sleep
>won't be able to without seeing the conclusion to this shit
Wake up you damn hag

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622372
You mean romanji?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622378

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622248
This guy's a pussy sellout who also defended Sio, he doesn't deserve his reputation of being a spicy narrative spinner like you faggots keep raving about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622372
Romanji?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622116
They spent the whole night talking and probably drinking and overslept.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622372
google it

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622366
It's only 11AM, some of these girls don't even get up for another couple of hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622368
That would actually be hilarious

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622347
>マリンは来てない
Would someone really do that? Just go into the thread and tell lies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622343
ogey

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622347
They can still be dead, nice
Doomposting Hours here we go

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622354
AWWWWW SUNVA BITCH

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622170

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622317
[Name redacted]...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622372
romaji

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622387
blessed image

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622194
that feels like a waste. if she's going to leave hololive, she should just become a regular youtuber. i think she can grow bigger than she is now doing that.

[Anonymous No.]

wise fox
you all made fun of her august earnings and look at her now

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621958
>marine attacks Luna in the hospital
>luna has to lay there and take it due to nerve damage

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622392
Matsuri literally just fell asleep after playing APEX all night

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622370
at this point FBK should play something

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622377
Yeah the Hoshikawa collab from late last year is the one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622253
I guess on paper it looks like "say the thing!" scenario, but it takes a whole different turn if you were there to witness the moment when he fully embraced it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621081
now we're talking

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622389
>>25622386
It's romaji (ローマ字), not romanji.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622354
Hololive just being another Wrestling front makes day by day more sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622275
>>25622248
Why are you even here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621946
>>25621974
>>25622005
https://twitter.com/lygert/status/1280688320968658944
YEAH BROS WE SHOULD ALL FOLLOW THE RULEZ AND DEFEND OUR VTUBERS LIKE THE GOOD SIMPS WE ARE JUST LIKE LYGER TELLS US TO
simps get the rope
all women are whores

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622368
That'd be funny as fuck. It wouldn't be surprising because I don't think any of them stream that early in the morning, let alone in a collab.

[Anonymous No.]

what's happening to hololive, I thought the japanese value being punctual?

[Anonymous No.]

It's extremely weird that both of them didn't wake up

[Anonymous No.]

>44k
Jesus, how high will she go?

[Anonymous No.]

FBK should invite Roberu to a call

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622198

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622386
>>25622389
Thank you.
>>25622391
Fuck off faggot. If I don't know the name how am I suppose to google it?

Gonna read some dictionaries now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622412
ロ卍

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622116
Marine got drunk as shit, fell asleep on top of Shion's small body and she has been trapped the whole time.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/sym4_cc/status/1296330807947063296
Lamy Mommy....

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622383
it got caught in the holocaust but yes she had a pretty long endurance singing stream
fubuki has really good stamina, she got to perform multiple times during holofes too

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622414
Anon I don't have the patience for this bullshit, take your (you) and fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622425
google it

[Anonymous No.]

Nearly 1.5 Shions now

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622414
This is your mind if you have micropenis

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622368
>>25622415
The thumbnail clearly has 朝 (morning) written in it though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621125
anything for Coco's attention

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622428
What does her milk taste like?

[Anonymous No.]

I like how the hangover was setup by Shion telling Marine she was cute when drunk and Marine saying she'd suck Shions tits if she was drunk.
Fucking lol they probably got wasted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622372
Why waste your time when you can learn Hiragana and Katakana and actually be able to type stupid jap words like 分かる and　お願い?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622428
Niiisuuuuuu

[Anonymous No.]

Well looking at things on the bright side, amusing the sex was consensual, once korone wakes them up all the can play tenis

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622414
Take your meds

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622368
At this point, I'd take it.

Wasn't Korone dispatched 2 hours ago? You can nearly get from Tokyo to Osaka in that time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622412
Don't you mean Roomaji?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622170
you already learned one language while you were an even dumber retard baby. just do that again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622425
dont waste your time
youre too lazy

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622422
I can't believe Luna is fuckin' dead AGAIN!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622440
it comes out as soft serve ice cream

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622440
icecream

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone else not having fun now? Genuinely worried something happened now

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622350
because the dragon is muted

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622422
Do you think Subaru should have ensured Luna's safety before protecting her modesty?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621274

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622434
Spoonfeed me a bit, why is one shion equal to 2 hours?

[Anonymous No.]

Fubuki...! I never thought she'd make it bros. I'm so happy for her.

[Anonymous No.]

Not being able to reach two people together for three hours is actually odd

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622436
Ah you're right, I'm stupid as fuck. Well then, I can't believe that Shion and Marine are fucking dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622408
Nice

[Anonymous No.]

marine is the victim here, you literally can't not rape shion

[Anonymous No.]

She should make an appearance

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622457
I'm having a pretty good time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622414
Please, have sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622417
JointhefutureJP

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622442
>things actually went south after them getting wasted
>both aren't sure what to do right now
>Fubuki drawing huge attention to it with her dumb fucking stream
Would be a pretty funny situation.

[Anonymous No.]

Shion and Marine must have gotten fucking blackout drunk last night or some shit. That or they just decided to scissor and ignore the stream they were supposed to do. Either drunk as shit and in a coma, or they're fucking.

[Anonymous No.]

Shion can't drink yet, she's underaged (can't drink until you're 20) and the Japanese take underaged drinking super seriously over there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622440
Like milk just taken out of the fridge, fresh and delicious milk aaaaaaaaaa

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622457
I know it's gonna be nothing because Ayameposter said so
>>25621324

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622422
>>25622453
rip
https://twitter.com/himemoriluna/status/1296607744997257216?s=20

[Anonymous No.]

I need to do my listening reps..

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622392
I remember when Luna was bragging about waking up early... at 11 am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622457
This stopped being fun at 2 hours.

[Anonymous No.]

Korone waking them up is a code word for putting them in the camel clutch.

[Anonymous No.]

Man I just want to fap and sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621288
Coco, Suisei, and Polka

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622308
I'm not even fluent in English.

[Anonymous No.]

I love /hlg/!
I love yonkisei!
I love sheep the most!
I love (you)!
Have a great day /hlg/!
Good night!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622463
Right?

[Anonymous No.]

3 HOURS

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622457
I'm worried too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622457
>fun
>here
This place stopped being fun 2 months ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622466
She manages to contain herself with Noel, i thought she was better than this

[Anonymous No.]

With the numbers Fubuki is getting right now I'm inclined to believe this is all part of a master plan.

[Anonymous No.]

3 hours!

[Anonymous No.]

3 HOURS
3 HOURS LATE

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622425
>If I don't know the name how am I suppose to google it?
like this, idiot

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622427
Thanks for the mental image, I chuckled a bit

[Anonymous No.]

OMEDETOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Anonymous No.]

Marine fucked shion so hard she had a heart attack and is desperately trying to hide the body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622457
I'm going to bed, let's see how bad things are gonna get during my healthy 4 hours of sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>luna, when youre playing the VR game play up your reactions a bit
>ok producer-san
>ow! I think I actually hurt myself
so dumb

[Anonymous No.]

Why does always something big happen when I come to visit these theads once in awhile. I have a feeling I bring bad luck and misfortune just by lurking...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622475
doxx could be wrong tho
not like that ever stopped people from drinking underage anyways

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622457
I'm having *honk*

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622488
Have a good night mate

[Anonymous No.]

Wait why does 3 hours stand for 1.5 Shions?

[Anonymous No.]

Aqua visited Marine and Shion last night, she stacked up enough chairs to reach Mt Fuji so she could slap their knees because they were hogging the Ojisans who were supposed to help her prepare for the Sololive
Marine and Shion are now indisposed but please tune in to the Sololive on Chinktube or Japtube!

[Anonymous No.]

3 hours since they're MIA
3 hours since Korone is MIA
Maybe it's time to dispatch more holos

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622475
>Shion can't drink yet, she's underaged
You really can't be dumb enough to believe shion doesn't drink right?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm legit scared

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622475
In that case maybe they were arrested and had their phones confiscated

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622488
Suck my sheepcock falseflagger

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622268
wakaru

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622492
I've been having fun, just stoping being so negative and ignore the shitposters. FBK's stream has been a joy.

[Anonymous No.]

>3 hours
ok now it's time to get worried

[Anonymous No.]

Marine got Shion drunk and they had sex and now Shion is feeling betrayed and doesn't want to stream with Marine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622475
MOTHERFUCKER everybody fucking drink before they can stop being dumb

[Anonymous No.]

I don't like that lecherous hag corrupting my daughter shion

[Anonymous No.]

Hope they died, i want fun stuff

[Anonymous No.]

OKITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622417
Imagine waking up with an awful hangover next to your co-worker, only to realize that tens of thousands of people were watching a stream celebrating your record at being catastrophically late.

Not much needs to be said explicitly.

[Anonymous No.]

Mikochi in chat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622475
>Japanese take underaged drinking super seriously over there.
no they don't, teenagers underage drink all the fucking time, in shady enough karaokes they will straight up sell beer to highschoolers

[Anonymous No.]

Marine will get fired over this won't she?
She is facilitating underage drinking to perform sexual acts on them
She will lose her gachikoi at bare minimum since she basically ame out as a lesbian too

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621061
hololive more like holodead

rip mio miko luna aloe mel

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621324
If something happened to Marine or Shion the blood is on your hands asshole

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622461
Ask Fubuki, she's the one who decided a Shion is a unit of oversleep measurement and decided 1 Shion would equal 2 hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622425

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622516
Me too, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Mikochi spotted in Fubuki's chat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622514
you can't just keep throwing idols into the shion pit

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622475
>can't drink
There's nothing preventing her from doing it.

[Anonymous No.]

aquas solo live is tonight...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622503
who are you responding to

[Anonymous No.]

Shion... your stream...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622483
MAKE EM HAMBLE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622510
Shion previously held the hololive world record of being 2 hours late to her own stream, so 1 unit of Shion is equivalent to 2 hours.

[Anonymous No.]

ayameposter...
please stop
I dont a happening right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621075
Towafag BTFO as always. KINO

[Anonymous No.]

I don't like Roberu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622488
おやすみー

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622488
Thanks watamate, I love you too

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622488
I love (you) too. Good night

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622501
No, the Ojii-sans are fucking Marine, Shion, and Korone. They have high sexual endurance for a bunch of Ojii-sans

[Anonymous No.]

Shion got lost in-between Marine's asscheeks and can't get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622475
>this mong again

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622475
>and the Japanese take underaged drinking super seriously over there.
No, they don't. Look it up.

[Anonymous No.]

>Fubuki's reaction as she reads the discord message from Korone saying that both were just fucking wasted and naked passed-out in the middle of the living room and she realizes she has to keep talking for a couple more hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621344
Yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622492
It's fun when it's not dead hours.

[Anonymous No.]

I LOVE MIKOCHI

[Anonymous No.]

Okay what holo should they send next?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622492
>2 months ago.
It stopped be fun since the threads split, now some one can on up me and say it hasn't been fun since /jp/ was split from /a/

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622450
Yeah, that's just a problem with a ton of words just not being written with their long vowel sounds commonly. Rōmaji, Tōkyō, arigatō, omedetō, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622417
they're all whores who fuck guys behind the scenes and laugh at their virgin otaku fans, get a grip anon, this is reality
all the hololives are non virgin whores

[Anonymous No.]

>getting worried about people not being awake before midday after drinking

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621241
>>25621056
Rember anon
"Call a jack a jack. Call a spade a spade. But always call a whore a lady. Their lives are hard enough, and it never hurts to be polite."

[Anonymous No.]

one of them probably got diarrhea or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622457
I'm having fun, just a bit annoyed at the thought that some people here are probably hoping something bad happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622514
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRcle-JgnFA&feature=youtu.be&t=61

[Anonymous No.]

Aloe


2/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622514
If Korone didn't make it out what makes you think the other holos stand a chance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622530
they are both in a better place now anonchama, no need to worry

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622525
why towafags are like this

[Anonymous No.]

Damn Senchou got to eat this?!?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622561
Mio, shes got nothing better to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622530
No, she'll get put on probation but that will be cancelled after she gets 100K subs for fucking shion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622572
fuck off keemstar

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck I wish we could see faces of this 2 dorks when they wake up and realize they're trending all over twitter and also 4 hours late...

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/sakanamai_game/status/1296626590713966592
fucking kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622562
it hasn't been fun since /jp/ was split from /a/

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622539
The light shining in the darkness! Baqua!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622561
>which Holo should they sacrifice next
Towa

[Anonymous No.]

Watch this have been some weird fucking way of them celebrating fubuki hitting 800k subs


At least I hope

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622514
Activate it.

[Anonymous No.]

No fucking way would it take so long for Korone to reach them. Its fucking impossible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622568
I guess it's the kind of diarrhea that stops everyone in the building from getting a message out

[Anonymous No.]

holy shit 10k with supacha on an empty stream. they don't even need to work anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck I really want to sleep but I also want to see the ending to this oversleeping miniseries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622514
>>25622573
just send okayu, she will wake them up by causing an earthquake knocking on the door

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621505
Wait until she starts her Twitch channel

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622576
Fucking dumb boomer pirate I'm so fucking jealous.

[Anonymous No.]

Since Korone failed, i propose Noel she has a car and the menhera could come in handy, she's gay so this shit shouldn't surprise her

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622539
>Fatqua
Who cares lmaooo

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622561
Aloe and Mio, not like they have anything better to do KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622514
Is that a proper military strategy? I think you should send more than one and sturdy holos. Aqua (hyper dense), aki and coco should do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622585
It hasn't been fun since /a/ was split from /b/

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622462
This was intentional to push FBK closer to Kaguya Luna and Ai

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622561
Mio or Watame.

[Anonymous No.]

We must send in a Kill-Team of the most faithful of the Hololive Chapters.

Get a drop pod of Pekomarines out there, now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622584
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622514
Korone is what worries me, she is awake and I am unsure if it takes three hours to cross Tokyo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621728
But I'd be the one that came on her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622572
Anon her pussy is 5/10 at least.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622584
Mariochaama...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622514
You're Yagoo. Which Holo do you dispatch in this situation? It has to be an all-rounder holo in case any (or all) of the following happens, and she has to defuse the situation:
They're dead.
They're both drunk.
One's dead and the other is trying to hide the body.
They're being raped by ojiisans.
They're STILL having sex and they're unable to stop.

[Anonymous No.]

Mikochi please get well soon...

[Anonymous No.]

Korone better get some rounds in for having to deal with this shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622596
>Okayu enters the room
>The earthquakes from her steps cause Marine to ripple all over.
Imagine all the jiggling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622593
>barely any dislikes
Can't stop winning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622565
Nah, the reason why Matuli is whoring is because noone wants to fuck her

[Anonymous No.]

>T-this is bad... i've been talking for 3 hours now and i'm running out of topics... the listeners are noticing that something's wrong
>I can't keep their attention anymore... is this it?
>The door opens and a familiar figure walks in
>You did well to hold out for this long, Nee-san. Leave the rest to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622561
Send in, the clown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622590
She's probably scolding them and helping them get their shit together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622609
/tg/ here.

I approve

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622289
>is this referring to when she started or since then, over the last few hours?
Anon, I already said this:
>She started the stream only ten minutes into them being late
>When they're ten minutes late it's safe to assume they've overslept. When they're nearly three hours late that starts to become less certain.
So which do you fucking think? It's not rocket science.
Also, you're asking me to clarify on a post that isn't mine. Not sure if it was your post but I was responding to that one, I didn't write it, so that's a weird thing to ask me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622593
This isn't even the first time something like this happens, newfriend-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621505
so she was just pretending the whole time

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622618
Aloe!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622601
Send a fucking man

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622316
>clover
>competent

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621773
>korone waking up her dad.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622575
He's a falseeflagger

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622584
lol

[Anonymous No.]

Who are the safe ones to follow to avoid narratives like these?

-Sora
-Fubuki
-Suisei
-Aki
-Mio....
-Okayu
-Flare
-???????

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622618
Sora, assemble

[Anonymous No.]

If you missed the narrative poal
http://poal.me/lyuwyj

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622618
only the strongest

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622622
FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622627
>korone
>scolding anybody

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622443
I'm american. I believe in order to understand vtubers I don't need to learn japanese.

I believe merely by having an encyclopedia of knowledge on japanese words and their meaning, I will understand 90% of a what a vtuber is talking about.

Why learn kanji, when I can learn japanese words and then associate the sounds to those words? Thus by learning the seperate meaining of these words
>Oyasumi
>Minna-san
>Matane
I should be able to perfectly grasp what the vtuber is saying when he uses all these words together.

My IQ is too high to learn japanese the traditional way.

[Anonymous No.]

Is Miko seriously the third oldest holo after Sora and Roboco?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622539
whomst careth

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622624
ookini!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622514
We're going to timeloop three hours back until this situation unfucks itself, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622230
either 3d horror collab or 3d ringfit collab

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622576

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622421
>advertising Rubero's 3D stream to 50k viewers
i would literally become Fubuki's biggest doner

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621561
>/hlg/ allowing Reddit to cuck them

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622609
Mariririririns

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622476
That would taste real good
Cold, fresh milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622514
All of them piled up in a cloud of carbon monoxide while Fubuki counts down to the eleventh hour.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622627
Wouldn't the main worry be to get a tweet out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622618
Noel, I'm sure she can handle it.

[Anonymous No.]

Will Fubuki hit 50k?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622561
Either Matsuri, Mio, Aki or Choco.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622544
Thanks for the explanation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622634
Hello I am a fucking man, who am I fucking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622624
>dislikes start growing and people begin to leave

[Anonymous No.]

Am I the only one who finds it odd that there's an occupation where if you're late you not only don't get into trouble, you get a huge bonus

[Anonymous No.]

THE PRIDE

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622624

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622637
No I'm not, I love Towa!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622609
>sending 5 Primaris Intercessors against a Two Slaaneshi Daemon Princes

I think you overestimate your chances...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622498
but that's not what the anon was looking for

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622634
The pheromones would drive any man mad

[Anonymous No.]

>Marine overdosed
>Shion doesn't know what to do with the body

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622618
Aki

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622609
Does anyone have the others?

[Anonymous No.]

>korone finally breaks in after being stuck in traffic
>marine is drinking alone
>turns out shion couldnt handle waking up naked next to another woman and ran away somewhere leaving her phone on the floor
>so, wanna play some mario tennis?
>pass the beer, we're going til morning

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622644
https://files.catbox.moe/kt7yq5.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622618
Coco is great tard wrangler and open minded enough so she doesn't get freaked out in case some weird shit went down

[Anonymous No.]

I'm fucking worried guys

[Anonymous No.]

ahhhhhhhh i should be asleep but i can't sleep now i need fucking answers

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622666
They are 100% getting shit for this.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck it, I'm gonna go check on Shion and Senchou you guys, wish me luck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622645
Based

[Anonymous No.]

What if they are legit dead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622609
What if Marine and Shion are the two lost Primarchs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622645
if you want to be an illiterate pig, yeah

[Anonymous No.]

If the lolicon ojii-sans are fucking Shion, and the mindbreaking ojii-sans are fucking Marine, which ojii-sans are fucking Korone since she arrived

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622655
This feels like it would be a Blood Angels successor, but Death Company would just be horny levels to maximum

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622618
I'd send Pekora

[Anonymous No.]

>meanwhile Sora fiddles with the music software
>Suisei is eating at the Family Mart
>AZKI is still holed up in the recording studio

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622605
It hasn't been fun since 4chan copied 2ch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622680

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622640
This, Sora or A-Chan would get shit taken care of. Proper scolding if they're drunk, "Oh, they're dead" followed by a phone call if they're dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622684
Miosha?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621573
Orange version of the yellow devil

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622683
define shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622618
Kanata. High WIS to handle potential problems and gorllla STR to wrench them apart if they're glued to each other's nipples.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622593
you should have seen the kanata stream that went up one whole day before it was supposed to

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622576
Literally impossible to not get hard from this pic

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622634
literally the less competent gender, there's nothing to gain from getting a male involved in anything that doesn't involve brute force

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622618
desu I'd send the clown to see what she can do

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622618
Chocosaurus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622624
BASED

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622475
Isn't it just a fine even if they get caught?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622565
Marine is a lesbian

[Anonymous No.]

Shion yo...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622569
i mean it would make for great shitposting

[Anonymous No.]

Come on it's obvious they just stayed up till 5am scissoring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622684
Ganbare Coco

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622665
>Homostars antis
>Watching Fubuki

[Anonymous No.]

Did something happen? Why isn't everyone talking about Nene?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622647
Oldest as in her age? No

[Anonymous No.]

how was botan cawwa doody

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622691
Too shy

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622672
I know, that's the joke

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622676
I have the one I made, it was terrible. Yet here it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622686
then hololive is dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622647
Anon who the fuck is your doxx guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>Shilling the cards to 47k people
FBK knows how to do promotions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622684
Coco pls
hurry up

[Anonymous No.]

I'm definitely feeling a pit in my stomach.

[Anonymous No.]

Is FubuKing a genius for capitalizing on this blunder?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622689
wild animal services

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622639
Sora doesn't do anything, and can't be doxxed, so her, easily.

[Anonymous No.]

>47K

[Anonymous No.]

>almost 50k
If this is scripted it's pretty based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621587
>in her
you saucy boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622703
We don't know if we won't need brute force here!

[Anonymous No.]

you guys all need to chill out
someday we're all going to look back on this little incident and laugh about how we were all so worried over nothing

[Anonymous No.]

Can't believe I stayed up for this and its 4 am now

[Anonymous No.]

>47k
FBKoomers, I K N E E L

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622630
the reason I quoted *my own post* is because it undermines the idea that you understood what I said. My entire point is that it may be normal within the first hour, but by now, if she were ignorant, she should have realized what it looks like if something did actually go wrong. But your reply to this attacks the statement as if I'm saying it's strange shes streaming about it in the first place.

get some reading comprehension before calling others stupid, dipstick

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622699
Management is going to chew them up. Shion has been super late in the past and the scolding was so bad that she cried on-stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622377
>>25622465
If you actually bothered to listen to it you'd realize the 35C, F and G cup comments aren't meant for Haato. They are listeners telling Haato how big they think Hoshikawa's tits are. Haato claims she has larger tits than Hoshikawa and Hoshikawa in turn claims hers is 3 times Haato's size. We don't really know in the end whether Haato has large tits or not but she did say this: People think I'm flat but I'm larger than you might expect. This tells me she's merely average.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622712
ENTER

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/natsuiromatsuri/status/1296629532657508352

[Anonymous No.]

shion and marine went to Brazil

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622695
Technically it's only A-chan's job though. Sora already has a separate team handling her

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622691
>noo they're dead-peko HAHA

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622624
>casually talks for 24 hours while pissing like a horse
too easy

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622719
Nene is only for sexual bullying, theres nothing else to discuss

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622717
it's not her usual audience watching her

[Anonymous No.]

>booster box
FBK please dont tempt me, opening booster packs is one of the most entertaining things to me somehow

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/yukihanalamy/status/1296630671855636480

She's at it again

[Anonymous No.]

Wait the fuck I saw Fubuki's stream when it started... Marine and Shion were a no show. Fubuki has been streaming for 3 hours waiting for them.

Are they ok?

[Anonymous No.]

THIS IS ALL SCRIPTED AS A LEAD-IN TO ONION'S CONCERT

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622730
Not surprising, she's been years in this industry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622724
I was gonna say nice Polka until i read the filename

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622721
She's quite good, and very humble.

[Anonymous No.]

Im gonna try to fap in the meantime

Wish me luck

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622744
>she cried on-stream
link

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622647
>>25622720
I'm talking about their holos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622744
I need to see this

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622488
Blessed posts are the best posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622049
Need a Polka + Junko edit NOW.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622758
Still waiting on them. Apparently Korone has gone to check up on them but we haven't heard from her either.

[Anonymous No.]

Would Shion admit to drinking if she's 17?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622748
Shion come to Brazil

[Anonymous No.]

Please be dead.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you be surprised if they had sex Shion has been pretty depressed lately

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622755
That's the "call of the void"

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621670
ASCENSION

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622681
Why Aloe having EOP's is good. Americans love sluts

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622739
True, I will laugh has I was right about my doomposting and was worried people didn't prepare themselves mentaly

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622755
It's basically real life gacha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622761
Polka should be either Noise Marines or Harlequins

Maybe both grafted together in horror!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622647
do your doxreps

[Anonymous No.]

Just wait and leave it to a profesional

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622248
jesus, this tl is barely better than the youtube translation auto-generated from auto-generated japanese captions

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622618
Aki would wake them up and put them to sleep for doing shit like this.

[Anonymous No.]

Matsuri is so fucking annoying

[Anonymous No.]

When you realize fubuki is literally the perfect holo to stall multiple hours for time in this situation

[Anonymous No.]

>We've received word from our eye in the sky that Hitomi Chris was spotted on the premises
HOLY SHIT

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622763
Good luck Oji-san

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622734
And Fubuki's been shilling stuff non-stop. Honestly if they woke up already but management told them to hold it off because Fubuki's getting a shitton of viewers and they want to promote their merch, it'd be a genius idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622748
It's my lucky day! I'm gonna find them and force them to say my name

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622422
she fell like 5 more times after that. including one that was somehow in perfect sync with Subaru, she wasn't even playing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622667
I always see her holding a gun in this thumbnail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622744
That was for a sponsored stream though

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622791
same

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622618
s-stop having sex, you girls have to work!
ze,,zehi,,,

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622788
Give us some updates Korone

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622488
>I hate /hlg/!
>I hate yonkisei!
>I hate sheep the most!
>I hate (you)!
>Have a terrible day /hlg/!
>Good night!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622794
>Chris still being bitter about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622776
I think there's a very real chance the actually fucked

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622782
and that RL gacha got me two of the same signed weib Schwarz cards in the same box

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622792
That's why she's #1.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621670
Doesn't she have a song premiering? That sounds like a reasonable time for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622624
https://files.catbox.moe/j3ol9f.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622792
You're not giving them enough credit, Flare was good at it when Luna was late too.

Most of them can probably talk for a few hours without much issue, you don't get to be an idol without charisma.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622689
Canadians.

[Anonymous No.]

Is this why Sora won’t collab with the other Holos?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622788
INFINITY!
INFINITY!
INFINITY!
INFINITY!
PREESE

[Anonymous No.]

>/v/
>/u/
>/ck/
>/tg/
When do we get /x/bros and /lit/bros in /hlg/?

[Anonymous No.]

Is this whole situation a work or a shoot? I don’t know what to believe anymore

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna cook something, scream really loud if we have real news.

[Anonymous No.]

They're seriously going to get fucked management 100%

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622505
>>25622515
>>25622523
>>25622528
>>25622538
>>25622554
>>25622555
This isn't some everyday occurrence. They are both ON THE JOB and Marine enabled underage drinking. Cover knows about this incident for sure.

>>25622709
EVERYONE knows what happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622804
Marine put some peanut butter or other such food spread on Shion and now Korone is lost to lust too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622794
She can't keep getting away with it!

[Anonymous No.]

What's this thing about Marine and Shion? They got drunk and are MIA?

[Anonymous No.]

ENTER

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622809
but sex between holos is taboo!

[Anonymous No.]

Any Ryuna Junba fans in here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622785
Their holos you cunt, I don't give a fuck about their roommates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622757
This way people will donate twice
One before the end of actual stream, to be read
One when reading the supacha so they will be on the pics she upload on twitter
Very high IQ move to be honest

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622822
It's working up a coomshoot.

[Anonymous No.]

https://files.catbox.moe/fhzup4.png
Haato's recent change in her stream content has really disgusted me, the way she's been pandering to complete degenerates and even going as far as to risk her own channel and the brand of hololive and the livelihood of her co-workers is really disappointing. It shows a complete lack of foresight and judgement on her part.
I've sent her ban RTA membership archive to a contact I have at Google in their Trust and Safety division, and been informed that they will get it forwarded to the proper person to check on.
They've also told me previously that lately YouTube has been cracking down on inappropriate content that they feel "appeals to children" due to legislative pressure in the US and EU (COPPA, GDPR), and that this includes content with animated characters such as VTubers.
Haato's recklessness is going to harm the entire VTuber industry.

[Anonymous No.]

Yagoo should be back from vacation by now right?

[Anonymous No.]

FUBUKI IS INCLINING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

Just did my reps while waiting with FBK.
You guys surely made the best of your time too, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621994
>Haachama talking about huge tits being a pain in the ass and then telling off dumb virgins in chat who didn't believe her made me laugh a lot.
When did this happen?

[Anonymous No.]

Dokuro-san...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621682
Pulverized their pussies into oblivion

[Anonymous No.]

Whats the worse case scenario?

[Anonymous No.]

LITERALLY SCRIPTED TO SHILL AQUA'S SOLO LIVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622821
Aren't narrativeposters basically /x/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622822
Its a work becoming a shoot, brother.

[Anonymous No.]

>Korone gets there
>the door is obviously locked
>theyre asleep so knocking won't do shit

Korone didn't really think this through huh? She's probably just sitting outside their door feeling dumb

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622618
A-chan. no one has experience dealing with these retards than her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622797
I'm going to make them say "salve pra firma"

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622757
all japs eat this for brkfast

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622821
>/lit/

This entire 3 hour journey is like Joyce -- going in obtuse directions and bereft of punctuation and most assuredly caused by alcoholism

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622757
Based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622833
it's fine if they're both women

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622688
>Iliterate
Maybe, but hololive streams don't have subtitles, so I don't need literacy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622840
narc

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622745
I hadn't gotten around to giving it a listen yet. I was just posing about it because I remembered it getting talked about a month or two ago and those comments were the only thing to go off at the time because the bilibili video was deleted

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621532
Like for three years. She was saying that she has virtually no one to hang out with because she was lazy in learning English so that she couldn’t make local friends.

[Anonymous No.]

When have we last heard of Coco's sleeping pills?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622821
>/x/bros
We already have enough schizos in this thread.
>/lit/bros
Hololive already has enough stalkers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622850
>rings doorbell
Nothing personnel

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622850
>Kick door
>Break toe again

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622843
The members only porn stream when she was looking at an image with absurdly large tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622821
We had some /x/ worthy posts before, but I don't think there are real schizos here, probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622842
I did mine but I think I'm doing too many I took like 3 hours today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622634
Which Homostar would you even send? They're all pansies or old as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622772
She walked in on some intense scissoring and joined in

[Anonymous No.]

>Kanata: I could fit inside Coco's pot!
"壺天使" when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622850
Scream

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622827
yeah cover knows with their all-seeing eye
get real

[Anonymous No.]

I wish these anime card games commissioned artists to make unique card art for their collabs

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622712
OJISANS

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622776
Shion meets every requirement for a depressed, closeted lesbian, so an offpako with Senchou has probably been an awakening for her.

[Anonymous No.]

last known image recovered from the phone of Inugami Korone
https://files.catbox.moe/t3hk7u.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622834
A ryona what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622821
moshi moshi, /n/ here. Playing microsoft flight sim while waiting.
WE GAAN

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622770
Polka would definitely be the mastermind in a Hololive Danganronpa spinoff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622833
Says who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622831
they both choked on their vomit in their drunken slumber and died

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622853
What the fuck kind of cheese is that supposed to be

[Anonymous No.]

>send suisei
>she fucks off to FamilyMart

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621746
Because she beat her at Club House Games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622792
no it's Rubero actually

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622824
Senchou! Those thighs. UNF.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622766
No, she was originally a vtuber project under hololive's parent company, Cover, but she's transfered into hololive after Gen 2.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622842
I did an hour ago, but I'm getting too anxious now to actually be able to do anything.. Why can't hololive go by 1 (one) peaceful week without anything happening?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622821
>/vucktg/
what would that actually be

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622850
Marine and Shion will be out any time now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622821
from /x/ we got that guy who wanted a pekora tulpa...

[Anonymous No.]

all this fanart is good

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622827
I don't think Marine is the kind who would encourage underaged drinking. If she did they're going to go through shit trying to explain this shit. It could get them suspended if it was true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622824
I love that this will completely shatter Marine's image as being someone who's just nice to everyone

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622879
I play "Sora's Armpit" in attack position

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622803
Roboco is so cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622850
at least she can make some noise because their phones are very likely muted

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622846
Planned prank to make some money for Fubuki, free memes and exposure.
Cons - may be some backlash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622882
Dated 3 months ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622890
still healthier than american plastic shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622833
matsuri and luna have literally made out I don't think a whole lot is off limits for them

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622879

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622647
What? Miko's roommate is one of the youngest in hololive.
if you mean oldest holo by debut date as a chuuba, she is 5th but her youtube account is 3rd oldest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622892
p-please andastan

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622901
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622757
She is actually smarter than I thought.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622821
>/x/
Did you miss the Okayu dox?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622874
Aruran is a fucking chad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622805
Hey falseflagger-kun I appreciate you.
Have a good night bro.

[Anonymous No.]

fubuki...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622819
Sora's been locked in an eternal battle with Ai-chan for as long and history can rememeber...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622890
No idea but it's actually pretty good.
The ones at 7-11 are better though

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622850
Imagine how loud Korone knocks, no one would sleep through that

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621537
>letting a 0 year old baby princess do whatever
terrible babysitter....

[Anonymous No.]

>hololive management obviously has been ultra-harsh with punishments lately
>japan is mega strict about underage drinking

40 thousand people are sitting around celebrating these two about to be suspended, this is fucked up honestly, if you think everyone is walking away from this laughing you don't understand hololive or japan

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622874
Pizzadad for the muscle, Roberu to make weird noises so they wake up.

[Anonymous No.]

Fubuki is milking everyone out of this huh!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622840
Well, when uploading a video you can select if the content is intended for children yes/no and if it's intended for a mature audience yes/no.
I assume she is fine as long as she doesn't say that her content is intended for children. That probably prevents it from being show in the Kids version of YouTube.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622912
*cough* MINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

[Anonymous No.]

On the second twilight, those who remain shall tear apart the two who are close.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622928
Is it better if they just had sex instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622840
disgusting rat

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622850
>starts to bark

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622919
wtf?? is that real?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622927
she should've brought the jibanyan clock

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622874
Aruran is actually fit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622840
>he does it for free

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622890
Cum

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622928
>japan is mega strict about underage drinking
then why dont they ID in stores or alcohol vending machines

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622850
she eats whey protein, 82 kg in each leg can pass through japanese paper door

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622936
Yes but only if it was with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622821
/lit/ reporting in
I use hololive's as background noise while I read

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622850
she was muscling up to smash the door down anon
don't fuck with this dog

[Anonymous No.]

Everything is all fun and games to Fubuki until she finds out that something serious has happened among the two.

[Anonymous No.]

>Days without hololive drama: 0

[Anonymous No.]

Thread is going so fast no one will notice that anyone who supports towa, aloe or rushia is a gigacuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622745
She said after she finished saying she doesn't like huge tits and that they are a pain that hers personally are 'not too small or too large'

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622766
Miko debuted in August 2018, after gen1 and joined holo on christmas of the same year, 20 days after Mio's debut
she's old but not that old

[Anonymous No.]

>korone shows up
>turns into a three way
s-sugoi...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621706
>Briefly mentions Korone was going to "go wake them up"
In other words Marine and Shion got into a heated argument and Korone, being the closest 'adult' in the area, is going over there to get them to smooth things over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622821
add /po/ to that list

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622834
Sorry, I'm an HoBellfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622377
She probably doesn't have big tits, she probably just has friends like Noel that have them.

[Anonymous No.]

shes so cute bros

[Anonymous No.]

I can't believe Luna's piano career is over!

[Anonymous No.]

CAN'T WE GO ONE WEEK WITHOUT SOMETHING COMPLETELY GOING OFF THE RAILS?!

[Anonymous No.]

Okay, for real, no way Miyazuki would take that long to reach them, what the fuck is happening.

[Anonymous No.]

yfw 45k+ people are eyewitnesses of you being late to work

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622941
nani!?!?!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621758
Looks like a whole lotta shit happened over there with Haato and Haatons. I believe in you Haatons

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622954
h-hayai...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622840
jannie kike

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622954
Are you not entertained?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622919
We're always with you, in the shadows... where it's least safe...

>/x/

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622752
Fuckin agreed

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622962
TRUE

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622967
fuck off to 5ch

[Anonymous No.]

HOLY SHIT TURN ON CNN JOE BIDEN IS DEMANDING HOUSHOU MARINE AND MURASAKI SHION WAKE UP

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622967
Localized black hole that causes time to dilate the closer you get

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622952
She'll jut let out a "yoisho!" and cut the stream off

[Anonymous No.]

Fubuki is a fucking Genius

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622974
Joe what are you doing here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622967
It's the end of hololive, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622878
So EVERYONE ELSE except for Cover knows that they gor drunk?

>>25622903
>I don't think Marine is the kind who would encourage underaged drinking
Yes she would. She is a lesbian that's fucked in the head. She is not the wholesome and responsible figure she wants you to think she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622821
There were some /lit/ guys and one /x/ guy in the last survey

[Anonymous No.]

fubuki is powerful!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622929
>Roberu to make weird noises so they wake up
200 iq plan

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622974
We live in a virtual society.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622102
>Shion is getting ready for the collab
>making sure the N64 works and checking all her broadcasting equipment
>Marine just standing there staring at her
>"sometimes I forget just how small you are..."
>Shion pays her no mind and just says with an agitated tone "you should be getting ready we have 10 minutes and I don't want Fubuki to have to do this for too long"
>"so small...and fragile...like a little sister...like my little sister"
>Shion angrily prepares to scold Marine for saying something so strange when she is suddenly grabbed by the captain and turned around
>she immediately notices the stench of Saki on Marine's breath followed by beads of sweat forming on her forehead and a glazed look in her eyes 'is she...drunk?' Shion didn't have time think about it though as Marine suddenly forced herself upon her small child-like body
>'she absolutely reeks of booze the smell is getting to my head...cant do anything her grip on me is too strong...ahh she won't stop forcing her tongue in my mouth...' Shion thought to herself darting her eyes around looking for a way to escape the drunken pirate
>"Ryona...its been a while since we've done this..." Marine said completely out of breath as she began to undress herself
>Shion knew she was in trouble but was in too much of a state of shock to do anything as she watched the captain remove her panties and take them in her hand
>"look what you do to me Shion...please let me make you feel good...let me suck on your small breasts...lick your tiny pussy..." Shion had no idea what to say or do as she just watched in horror as Marine began rubbing herself with one hand and trying to shove her panties into Shion's face with the other
>Shion would have none of it as she fought back with every ounce of strength she had being drowned in Marine's large breasts in the process
>"you cant be serious...stop this Marine you know how handsy you get when you're drunk!"
>Marine refused to listen as she quickly began undressing Shion while mumbling to herself "ryona...shiona...rion...you're so cute...and you smell so good..." Shion tried as she could but eventually was overpowered by the captain who had almost completely stripped Shion
>"Marine you...stop this...get off me we're going on soon..." but the drunken captain refused to listen as she grabbed Shion and fell to the ground
>before Shion had any time to react she noticed Marine turning around and before she knew it she was face to face with Senchou's massive ass and dripping pussy
>Shion just stared in awe at the sight of it unable to speak a word as Marine began thrusting her hips up and down causing Shion to just barely catch a glimpse of Marine's "captain's quarters" I had to
>the pirate taunted "don't just stare at it, lick it ryshona..." and planted her ass flat on Shion's face leaving her no choice
>"your small tongue...its driving me wild...oh I don't think I'm going to last long...let me return the favor" Marine then bent down and began touching and licking Shion's tiny slit
>"i got a idea...hold on Shion..." Marine said as she grabbed the N64 controller
>she then went to the settings in the current game and went to the vibration feature realizing she could keep it on for as long as she wants "oh you're going to love this..."
>Marine then took the vibrating controller and put it on Shion's clit causing her to quiver in intense pleasure as she immediately came which in turn made Marine cum as well
>"you want me to keep going?" Marine said with full intention of not actually stopping as she immediately placed the vibrating controller back onto Shion and slowly began to insert the middle handle of it inside almost like a toy
>Shion was in pure ecstasy being under Marine's fat ass getting to smack and grab it all she wanted all while being buzzed in the process by the horny captain "lick harder! comon Shion! I'm so close!"
>Shion grew angry at her for this and decided to spank her some which caused Shion to get a mouthful of cum each time so she took it one step further and put one finger in Marine's other hole then gave her a firm spanking causing her to tighten up even more and cum even harder
>soon they were both in a state of lightheadedness with Marine passed out on top of Shion with the vibration now off and Shion exhausted and out of breath laying under the captain
>she just hoped Fubuki wouldn't be too mad that they "overslept"

I hope this was suitable enough for you, it was kind of rushed and I'm running out of space https://pastebin.com/4zVirDuu pastebin'd just in case you don't feel like reading right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622966
no
enjoy the ride

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622834
Hoshigai Suisei best horo live!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622967
I'm seriously hoping it's the "set the wrong time for the stream" theory. Anything else is probably going to end up with both of them in big trouble.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622840
>Haato's recklessness is going to harm the entire VTuber industry.
No. You will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622983
i just dont think i can anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622974
This god dammend clown looks fucking retarded, do women really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622911
huwhat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622968
More like 45k people are tipping a coworker for laughing at you being late.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622827
Dude fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622995
my fucking eyes holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

Realistically, they're going to get suspended huh? =\

[Anonymous No.]

>49k
She's going to make it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622989
It all comes tumbling down...

[Anonymous No.]

Not only that you being late is trending on twitter

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622983
She has....lost my respect...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623001
He's a good singer to be fair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622920
>send a chad to break up a lesbian sex fest
nothing can beat the cock

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622976
How can I teach my idol to do that??

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622831
At best Marine facilitated underage drinking, and at worst Marine managed to take Shion to a club.

[Anonymous No.]

gays ruin everything

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622966
more like 3 days

[Anonymous No.]

>50,002
FBKCHADS I KNEEL I KNEEL I KNEEL

[Anonymous No.]

ENTER POLKA

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine senchou getting pummel’d from behind and shion do all the work, since senchou is on the recieving end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622840
https://files.catbox.moe/534kb5.gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622990
Cover don't care unless they got caught. That's why they will say nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

ENTER POLKA

[Anonymous No.]

>have a giant circus
>polka shows up
honk honk

[Anonymous No.]

Fubuki is a bitch, she has no idea what's she's doing, Korone is silent because all the attention is in this right now, and giving the public the wrong answer, can bring everything down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622840
Fucking kike, I'd bet youre a fucking aussie.

[Anonymous No.]

>Kanata just started her new happy life
>wakes up
>generation-mate Luna is dying
>long-time friend Marine is dying

Was Kanata the one who used the monkey paw to get a second chance at being an idol?

[Anonymous No.]

Miko, Mio, Aloe, Marine, Shion... I can't believe we've already lost five of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>Polka in chat
>image limit hit so I can't shitpost with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622983
I believe the Haatons can do something about her however small it may be

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622967
>Miyazuki
who?

[Anonymous No.]

>https://files.catbox.moe/531av5.mp4
your favorite holo will never sing this well

[Anonymous No.]

I JUST GOT A TEXT FROM SHION

SHE SAID THE DOGS ARE IN THE ENCLOSED POOL AREA

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder what Fubuki is feeling right now.

There is legitimate cause for concern at this point, but on the other hand; 49.3k views.

[Anonymous No.]

is this it
is this how it all ends

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621819
>Fire and Ice.
I cant wait for their porn to be quite honest

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623030
Korone too...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622995
You actually did it, thank you so much anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623023
god damn I love sio after this.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/natsuiromatsuri/status/1296633819169087490

[Anonymous No.]

shion is going to get fired and spiral into severe depression before ending herself by jumping in the arakawa river...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621147
Update your ritual bro, I wasn't able to post this thread..

[Anonymous No.]

Miko's doodles are so fucking cute and soulful
https://twitter.com/sakuramiko35/status/1296633735752769536?s=20

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622995
>stench of Saki
What do mahjong demons smell like?

[Anonymous No.]

>all these crazy Hangover-like situations
>turns out they just got carbon monoxide poisoned

sheesh, talk about a simple ending

[Anonymous No.]

Kek Mikochi. https://twitter.com/sakuramiko35/status/1296633735752769536

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622874
Astel would spill his spaghetti so hard that that the noodles would get all over the lock and loosen it up

[Anonymous No.]

yfw haato is mentally ill

:|

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622618
Aki could handle all of those situations with her super strength and cosmic thighs, but would get lost on the way.
Send Roboco. She can handle all of those as well, bringing any bodies to Aki or Rushia to revive them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622850
WOWOWOWOWOWO

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622954
reminder that this clown has dicksucking ASMR videos on youtube RIGHT NOW

[Anonymous No.]

https://imgur.com/byDpsOS
This was what Korone found when she entered their room with Marine clutching her head in the corner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623039
"I wish these loser virgins would hurry up and give me supacha"

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623044
Festival.........

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623044
Based

[Anonymous No.]

50k are watching how late Marine and Shion are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622967
she got pulled into the shion rape gravitational vortex, and is now participating

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623044
based as fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623030
and Haato

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw Marine and Shion commit suicide together

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622995
so I was right after all >>25622427

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622941
She can just play Rushia Fall guy clips. That'll wake the dead

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/amanekanatach/status/1296632915573448704

ENTER

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623035
UHHH SHIONBROS?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622840
why are unicorns like this

[Anonymous No.]

WE HIT 50K, A FOX SHOULD NOT WIELD THIS MUCH POWER
I CAN'T KNEEL HARD ENOUGH

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622998
That wouldn't explain why no one has been able to reach them.

[Anonymous No.]

>50k viewer shitpost
So this is the power of FBK....

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622766
No.
Sora > rbc > suisei > gen1 > miko

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623053
:D

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622840
Ogey

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/natsuiromatsuri/status/1296633819169087490

Matsuri really not going to help her team

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623006
*browses through Cover's manual* yeah that's another apology stream and 2-week vacation for the 2 of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623044
nice

[Anonymous No.]

>Shion's new house was actually built on top of an indian cementery and was haunted.
Most likely scenario desu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623035
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[Anonymous No.]

Why is everyone acting like this is some fun event?

They're going to get fucking suspended or worse

[Anonymous No.]

They must have had a lot of sex even Korone is MIA

[Anonymous No.]

Did the ayame poster really cause all of this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621324
>>25622954
>50k comfy random stream
>possible korone marin and shyon yo offcollab
oh no

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623058
Korone gently opens the door...

[Anonymous No.]

>50k
They don't call her FubuKING for nothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623091
Korone got dragged in

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623087
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622995
very nice anon me likey

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623051
thats cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623087
lol. Sucks

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623012
Let's face it, she never had it to begin with

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622990
Anyone who knows about Marines sister is aware of this
https://files.catbox.moe/av9nyq.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623001
Yes, anon, women want to fuck the clown. Ask yourself how bad dose every in /hlg/ want to fuck Polka just because she's a clown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622911
What!?!??!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623085
they dont have indians in japan

[Anonymous No.]

https://files.catbox.moe/uootyd.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623087
How new are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623044
Matsuri is pretty good after all huh

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623087
It's just a missed stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623006
its an offpako not something scheduled for the studio or a sponsored stream or anything, they'll probably just do an apology stream or something at some point

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623044
Holy shit based

[Anonymous No.]

anon, what would be you reaction if this was all scripted.

what if they had us and all these people worried just for some publicity stunt

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623085
I am going to play my plan flute until the spirits go away

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623087
That's on them.

[Anonymous No.]

So I checked the website and here are the card sets:
https://rebirth-fy.com/products/

Hololive
Cinderella Girls
BanG Dream
D4D
Starlight Revue
Touhou
Isekai Quartet
Gochiusa
And Azur Lane in October

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623087
Serves them right for never collabing with the stars.

[Anonymous No.]

Hold up, did they actually dispatch Korone or was that just a narrative?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623001
Joe is cool as fuck retard fuck you

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623087
IKUZOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623081
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623056
She's just practicing her sword swallowing and balloon animals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623087
>50k for FBK
>trending on twitter
Suspended for what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623087
Let's go IKUZOOOOO.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623027
What do you want her to do? Not stream and cause the people who made time in order to watch the collab get mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623107
>they dont have indians in japan
Kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622874
Roberu will find his way in!
https://files.catbox.moe/1bnpy4.webm

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622995
Oh fucking hell yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623087
They missed a stream. If you're actually falling for the underage drunken sex memes you're fucking braindead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623116
If you're worried, you're gay as he**l.

[Anonymous No.]

>50K
KNEEL BEFORE THE FOX

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622999
This kind of shit happened to the youtuber community before right? Some retard reporting a bunch of bullshit acting like he's doing something right but it ended up shutting down a lot of channels due to massive wave of demonetization

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623109
I got here from the /v/ thread from a few days ago, why?

[Anonymous No.]

so are people shitposting in marines chat pretending they are playing like when RBC overslept for like 2-3 hours for APEX?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623107
The Asian indians.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623107
They have Jomon and Ainu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623087
heres a (You) i hope you dont seriously believe this

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623121
They dispatched the dog anon, that is no joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622970
There's a reason other girls like Watame and Coco have joked about Haatons being battle hardened.
When your oshi is an unstable teenager the emotional lows are low but the highs are incredible.
I don't care how many years it takes I want to attend her solo live one day and see her dream come true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623051
I wish I could draw as good as Miko...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623044
Summer Based Festival

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623044
Dangerously based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622840
seriously fuck you you fucking cancer of a human being

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623136
BA BAKA NA

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623087
thanks for the reverse jynx

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623144
which hololive is jomon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623087
> 2 weeks of vacation for a sex night, worth

[Anonymous No.]

Jesus, I'm gone for a couple of hours and some new shit happens?
TL;DR luna got her neck snapped, Marine, Shion yo, Korosan went MIA before their stream, anything else missing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623087
They will be talked to but nothing more.
Its their fault tho, for not getting their alarms ready, oversleep or just don't caring about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623136
If she reaches 100k I kneel

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623116
Nobody is worried except maybe worried that shion won't be able to walk for a week

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623001
i thought the same first but then i saw him performing, he's kinda sick

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623136
I can't kneel any harder, my kneecaps have been ground to dust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623108
>Well... 3rd gen's manager will surely contact them.
>Well... 2nd gen's manager will surely contact them.
YOSHI

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622876
We need to send in a Holo who is skilled at lockpicking. Any bets? I'd vote for Coco

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623136
It went from 47K to 51K in the span of 10 minutes.
Sugoi

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623087
even if they were passed out and hungover from a night of drunken sex they still wouldn't be suspended, this was just a normal everyday stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623141
the thing is both of them oversleep, i get marine being too hammered, but shion also being MIA is weird

[Anonymous No.]

>50,000 people sitting around
>An entire baseball stadium plus spillage waiting for you to wake up

Imagine...

[Anonymous No.]

I'm so f*cking scared right now, is this the final holocaust?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623136
is this the highest solo stream? I mean non-3d and collab

[Anonymous No.]

your favorite holo
what you ate today

aqua
fried rice

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622757
Lamy is too good at this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623116
Only the braindead and the paranoid are actually worried.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623163
no...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623108
>>25623166
Manechamas...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623103
The idiots in this general actually think they are not sisters

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623173
>spillage
ojisantachi...

[Anonymous No.]

>The amount of people watching right now could fill Tokyo Dome.
If I had an ounce of art talent I'd draw Marine and Shion sleeping in the mid of the stage with Fubuki narrating

[Anonymous No.]

>>25621061
Luna is a 37 year old shut-in with health problems. Of course she shouldn't have been pratfalling.

[Anonymous No.]

Lads I gotta go to sleep but I want to know when they finally wake up. Someone please send an email to [e-mail] when they give signs of life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622995
Holy fucking based

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623177
aqua
tortilla

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623162
damn, I hope he gets well soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623175
Technically it's a collab with 2 absent members

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622874
Whatever you do, DON'T send Shien

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623177
okayu
only woke up an hour ago and havent eaten

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623136
I'M ALREADY KNEELING I CAN'T KNEEL FURTHER

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623177
ayame
hawaiian pizza

[Anonymous No.]

I'M SO SORRY GUYS
MARINE AND SION IS TOO BUSY SUCKING MY COCK. THEY WILL BE DONE SOON!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623179
This. There's no way something bad happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623177
Watame
potechi

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623179
Doomposters never miss a beat to whine about how the world is really ending this time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622840
Based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623177
marine
pizza

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623107
I literally ate Indian food prepared by Indians in an Indian restaurant in Tokyo, retard.

[Anonymous No.]

At this rate Rushia will wake up before they do

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623177
Nene
Nene

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623177
Pekora
Spaghetti

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622983
One of the things that bugs me the most recently is in one of her last Asa no Kai's she was asked how she felt about people humiliating her etc
(this was after the stream where she played a bunch of videos of foreigners stepping on pictures of her)
She said she didn't care too much generally about non members who didn't really know her but that she felt there was a general lack of respect and at the very least wanted a sense of respect between her and her members.
And then she showed absolutely zero respect for herself or her members by subjecting them to a porn stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623078
Suisei moved into hololive after Gen 3

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623024
They literally just did get caught though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623177
Watame
Tomaticán

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623039
>I wonder what Fubuki is feeling right now.
"I hope Korone get them to stop fighting and just collab for one fucking stream HOLY SHIT."

[Anonymous No.]

TELL ME WHY

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623148
You say this knowing that most Haatons now are at most half a year old. The old guard has long since left her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623174
We're only getting started, bitchboy

chrismastermind.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623195
BURY THAT FOREHEAD INTO THE GROUND

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623169
Roberu can summon cicadas by making cicada noises, surely he can unlock doors by making door unlock noises.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623087
They made more than $103.50
Nothing is going to happen to them

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623163
ソース

[Anonymous No.]

Korone you fucking mutt say something

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623205
not those indians, the other indians.

[Anonymous No.]

>Underage drinking
>Whn Marine is 60 years old

I dont get it

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623177
towa
garbage from a dumpster

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623198
you knew they're dead right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622936
Realistically, if it actually came out that they had sex or that any of them were actually in a homosexual relationship it would probably end their careers

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623177
Nene
Sandwich

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623161
>>25623179
>>25623201
you will eat your words

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623177
Miko
Steak n' Shake western bbq burger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623216
I BID ON SHATNER'S OLD TOUPEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623144
tfw no ainu holo

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623144
Imagine the shitfes if you mention Ainu or Okinawa there

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit I think Fubuki gained a couple thousand subs from this stream alone

[Anonymous No.]

Didn't I see this Becket play

Doesn't Godot actually never show up

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623177
Suisei
Ham n cheese pie

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623216
AINT NOTHING BUT A HEARTACHE

[Anonymous No.]

How can Marine suck on Shion's breasts for over three hours?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623136
People are just here for the morbid curiosity of maybe having the chance to witness some fucked up shit on stream. You can't seriously believe 50K people want to watch a dumb anime fox talk about random stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623177
Mikoti
Tuna salad and a pork chop

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623177
Suisei
Weet-bix

[Anonymous No.]

How the fuck is Fubuki getting to talk for hours? What is she going to talk about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623177
Towa
Chocolate cake

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623197
Wtf, Are you me anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623229
Kanata posts here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623216
RULES OF NATURE

[Anonymous No.]

You are aware that this "overslept" shit is faker than wrestling, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623138
no that was lygers fault

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623072
Cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623233
Keep rooting for the worst, doomposter.

[Anonymous No.]

How long are they gonna milk this I need to go to sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623228
She bought drinks for a minor you idiot

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623243
You wouldn't?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623225
Kek, which indians are you even talking about? The pajeet indians or the amerimutts indians?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623243
>flat underage chest
How couldn't you?

[Anonymous No.]

Mia is MIA

[Anonymous No.]

Can any members confirm that Haato actually does shit like show porn on stream or is that post bullshit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623177
Miko
just some fries with an onion salad, I don't feel like eating lately

[Anonymous No.]

>Aqua ignoring all of this and shilling her concert
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623233
I'll laugh my ass off either way

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623087
Them oversleeping has probably brought in more money and coverage to the company than if they actually streamed

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623225
Didn't read the reply chain, my bad. Have a nice day.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm late but why are anons talking about Korone being involve in the Marine and Shion's miss stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623177
TowAkSio
Spicy Thai Shrimp and Broccoli

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623177
Towa
Baked Potatoes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623158
Haachama is going insane is not a meme and now she's in trouble with management

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623218
Who's chris mastermind? not a newfag just missed it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623177
luna
chili cheese fries

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623242
You really think this many people are as jaded and cynical as you are? Most are either clueless or worried.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623216
STANDING HERE

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622995
fanfiction might not be that bad after all...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623177
Matsuri
Chicken Tenders

[Anonymous No.]

ngl kinda getting worried now...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623231
unless it wasn't consensual and either of them spoke up we would never know

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623264
I mean, Shion is her wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623243
You alternate between the two, then you switch places so hers can rest while she gets a turn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623251
Vtuber is already fake, so?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622822
I hope you have your Shion backups. After the memorial, her remaining archive and all of her collabs are going to be gone or edited to pretend that she has never existed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623087
You truly believe it's not staged?
Peasants love drama.
See, 51k watching, #7 Worldwide and #1 Japan on Twitter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623216
To test my abilities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623216
BRRRRRTTTT GUCHI GANG GUCHI GANG GUCHI GANG GUCHI GANG GUCHI GANH

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623263
some of us post screenshots of it here anon, if you saw them those blurred lines aren't us they're her censoring the piece so she can show it on youtube

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623257
It's RTA anon, make Marine and Shion wake up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623251
Stage 1: denial

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623177
YAGOO
your mom
stop with this kind of post holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623177
Coco
Smoked salmon sandwich, and then some scrambled eggs with avocado and hot sauce

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623265
35P...

[Anonymous No.]

eurobros....

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623269
They sent her out alone as the rescue party. Well, that was 3 hours ago and she hasn't been heard from since.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623263
they were talking about it more earlier, people posted screens

[Anonymous No.]

FBK hasn't gotten enough red sc to release those two to stream yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623217
The biggest cycling of fans was back in the march/april period where she fell off the wagon completely but of the 100% realtime constantly tweeting superchatting etc level fans I talk to about half of them are from before then.
There's also two that have been around from her first stream and one of them has reached some kind of fucking zen state and every time she does something questionable he just makes some little quip and says nothing else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623243
what makes you think she only started three hours ago?

[Anonymous No.]

Marine
>doesnt stream, receives $1600
Nijis
>100k viewers, $103.50
https://playboard.co/en/video/CT0zn4zm3Hw

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623275
Not even watching the stream holokek :^)

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623260
well if you build a house on an indian indian burial ground, what's the worst that can happen? unsolicited texts asking for bobs and vegene? failing plumbing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623263
https://files.catbox.moe/osnbb3.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623251
schizochama...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623269
Korone went to shions house to check on them but ended up getting raped by Marine too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623216
WHITE
WHALE

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623121
Korone will get them to stop fighting

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623251
Marine raped Shion in the scorching hot summer of 2020...

[Anonymous No.]

odds I supacha FBK gacha money
evens I drink a diet dr pepper
dubs I buy a cheesu doll

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623177
Mikochi
Fried chickens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623251
well im enjoying the show

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623263
she did it once on a free stream a few months ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623288
And all that people are going to watch an actual collab.
Or even more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623305
>Nijis
>>100k viewers, $103.50
When was this?

[Anonymous No.]

could this be planned? they made all sorts of posts drawing attention to this event the last few days

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623177
Aki
Taco Bell

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623263
https://streamable.com/9ijbf1

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623251
wrestling isn't fake though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623243
I could do it for 3 days

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623134
How are those memes? It's really obvious they did that.
Are you going to tell us that you also think there's a chance some of the girls are virgin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623299
can't believe this dumb pirate booming raping an underage japanese girl is making me stay up till 5 am

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623177
Botan
fish

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623287
She’s gonna get Benoit’d huh that would be crazy

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623251
9/11 was an inside job, I know

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623313
HOLY
GRAIL

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623277
I REALIZE

[Anonymous No.]

Korone is trying to do a no damage run to Shion's house. She's late because she keeps restarting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623315
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623308
Probably uncontrolled skeleton shit in my front yard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623263
>25620634
https://files.catbox.moe/1upg9t.png
https://files.catbox.moe/osnbb3.png
https://files.catbox.moe/q9q1f1.jpg
is that proof enough?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623177
Towa
Fish&Chips

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623327
what the fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623324
That some animal devil's 3D stream idk who

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623177
Miko
Eggs

[Anonymous No.]

Korone went to Marines house instead. Good job doggo.

[Anonymous No.]

>FBK has been talking for over three hours to fill the void

i fucking kneel

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623300
>>25623311

Where does it say that Korone will go to their house?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623336
YOU ARE JUST LIKE ME

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623316
congrats

[Anonymous No.]

so who died?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623177
Mikoti
Burgers and fries

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623315
SHE DID IT FOR THE AQUA!

[Anonymous No.]

The reason they are not making anything public is to not sour Aqua before her Sololive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623316
Drink that pepper, sunofabisch

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623341
Does she just grab random lewd fanart and review it? Can't imagine official lewds existing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623296
even thought everything is going to be alright, I'm still worried about her and I don't feel like eating while I'm anxious

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623350
She IS the void

[Anonymous No.]

>Marine had a sleepover with a barely legal co-worker almost 10 years younger than her
yabai

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623341
as i screw up the quoting >>25620714

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623308
>build a house on an indian burial ground
There are probably several Stephen King books starting with that premise.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm very interested in digging 5ch. That said, i'm not exactly sure how the whole site works since its very different from 4chan.

Where in 5ch should i start digging? Can you direct me to the board where you get your stuff? Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623345
https://files.catbox.moe/2xbn55.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623366
Hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623251
>"overslept" = argument

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623366
GOD I WISH THAT WAS ME

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623355
shion

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623366
Hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623177
peko
carne asada cup noodles with a california burrito

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623177
Watame
Chips

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623353
TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY

[Anonymous No.]

FBK deserves a raise for putting up with this bullshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623348
She's trying her best, okay?

[Anonymous No.]

>50k viewers doing nothing
At least call some holos for entertainment fbk you fucking hack

[Anonymous No.]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I NEED TO SLEEP JUST END THIS ALREADY

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623263
Seems like all of them are softcore anyway, literally nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623330
Of course, none of them even know what cocks are. Dumbfuck yurigoggle retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623376
Which one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623177
rbc
poutine

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623035
Korone...
Purin...
Marine Senoit...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623305
Did you just find out about the 103.50 thing a couple days ago or something? You've been spamming it multiple times a day for the past few days when for the most part no one else gave a shit except the day it happened

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623366
Fuck that's hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623382
>Making money off of tens of thousands of people watching pretty much nothing for 3 hours
>Bullshit

lolok

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623305
Anonchama?! Are you luring them here so you can give them (You)s again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623237
At the Hololive office or Japan in general?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623390
Marine, in this case. But both work really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623376
Being who? Marine or Shion?

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/yukihanalamy/status/1296637420675330048

[Anonymous No.]

They don't have phones or what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623366
imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623366
That's very hot.
A shame I can't be waiting any longer to find out what happened.

[Anonymous No.]

From 1 to 10 how likely is that the hole thing is staged?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623177
Towa
Ragù alla Napoletana > Bolognese

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623087
5 months ago maybe

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622387
soul
>>25622357
soulless

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623087
anon plenty of holos overslept for longer and nothing happend

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623346
It was the baseball announcement stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623394
Seething nijikeks
$103.50

[Anonymous No.]

I've been waiting for three and a half hours...

[Anonymous No.]

Matsuri

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623355
Shion, Marine, Korone and Luna

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623403
Lamy loves big weiners!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623305
https://playboard.co/en/video/97fI4B0eYB4

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623408
Zero, why would it be other than it making for an interesting narrative?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623408
If it was staged it would be 20-30 minutes max, not 3+ hours

[Anonymous No.]

Okay, my dad works at 5ch, here is the gist:
Marine drank but Shion did not
Come morning, Marine goes into a massive panic since she is just 17!
Shion says she is a hag but Marine isn't buying it, its a massive yabai moment, underage drinking!
Shion calls Korone to help her since delinquent past and what not
They are currently beating Marine until she accepts she is not 17

[Anonymous No.]

>>25622743
>get some reading comprehension before calling others stupid, dipstick
Write with clarity before getting so defensive, autist. With the amount I've posted it should be clear to you some posts back that we apparently agree and wires have got crossed somewhere.
>i think she wouldn't be joking about it in the first place if she didn't already know there was no real problem
This is the sentence I first responded to, there are three fucking negatives in there, they're tricky to parse generally and frankly inadvisable. You talk about her KNOWING there's no problem, and that she wouldn't be joking if she didn't know. Each post I've made is about how we operate without really KNOWING anything, just making strong assumptions. Each post I've made you agree with. You could just say that and spare us all this, instead you get riled up because I compared you to an eight year old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623177
Aki!
https://streamable.com/28ogkw

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623341
Proof of anons overreactions, thanks. Now the doomposters can fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623362
I'm still worried too, but you gotta eat man, but I understand, feeling anxious is shitty

[Anonymous No.]

Shut up and listen to ai-mai chocolate!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8OjkcLzYCM

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623315
KWAB

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623251
Did you miss all the posts saying that Marine enabled underage drinking? Because we know that's what happened

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623423
53k viewers though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623423
maybe they're seeing all the superchats and veiws and they're milking it dry

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623341
No?
It's not even hentai, all private parts are covered on the original images.
She just test how far she can go until YouTube AI bans the stream.
AFAIK YouTube AI made the stream age restricted midway through.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623371
https://egg.5ch.net/streaming/subback.html
Go nuts.

[Anonymous No.]

>Polka retweeting Marine's post with the link to her stream and then Fubuki's stream

Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623366
>You will never be marine
fuck this gay earth

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623404
>giving your personal info to your co-workers
what could go wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623315
This would be funnier if it was backwards

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623426
akis so cute she always makes me smile

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623177
subaru
chicken tikka masala for lunch and a double qp from mcdonald's for dinner that i regret getting since i still feel like shit

[Anonymous No.]

Carbon monoxide poisoning...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623404
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5QRgpjfarY

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623348
for real?

[Anonymous No.]

Your're oshi is gay

[Anonymous No.]

>53,604 watching now
they know it's a train wreck, it's like watching 9/11 happen, just waiting for the second plane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623443
Anon, a lot of them have the other's numbers for meet ups.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623360
I don't think you realize how horny this girl is, she likes porn of herself on twitter and sometimes comments on it

that "punishment game" where she started talking like a hentai character and mentioned how she wouldn't mind voice acting for one is proof Haachama is a massive perv

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623443
They all love each other and get along well, many of them being friends for life.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/mizuryu
It keeps getting lewder...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623177
Suisei
Ravioli

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623434
>>25623436
Numbrains, everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623457
correct

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623424
Could work as one of the 3d skits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25623434
>>25623436
would be a bad idea probably overall, other minor fake things along with real things would all get called into question if it was exposed

gachikoi generally aren't paying for fiction