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255969 No.255969 [Reply] [Original] [archived.moe]

D-don't do it inside me this time... I mean it, ze~

>> No.255982

But I'm hungry for more of Alice's pie!

>> No.255984

Okay, but I won't make any promises.

>> No.255986

Penis goes where, then?

>> No.255988

>>255982
Fuck you, Kim.

>> No.256002

>>255988

tastes like tears . . . ;_;

>> No.256009
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256009

It tastes like chicken, ze ;_;

>> No.256010

>>255982
that's not funny.

>> No.256021
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256021

I already knocked up Ran, so it's ok if I danmaku inside you, Marisa.

>> No.256024

>>256010
Yeah, my kid died that way.

>> No.256029

>>255982

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?

>> No.256033

>>256009
I wanna eat pie.

I'M HUNGRY!

>> No.256038
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>> No.256044

I hate alice after that. She'll always be ronery.

>> No.256080

I'd kill to have a girl like Marisa.

>> No.256093

DAN KIM RUINS EVERYTHING HE TOUCHES

>> No.256099

>>256093
>DAN KIM FIXES EVERYTHING HE TOUCHES

Fixed

>> No.256101

I never understood why everybody hated dan kim before now.

>> No.256113

i laugh at kim's stuff

then i feel bad

nyoron~

>> No.256118

>DAN KIM TOUCHES HIMSELF

>> No.256122
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>> No.256129

WHO THE HELL IS DAN KIM?!

>> No.256133

>>256129
http://manga.clone-army.org/

>> No.256145

Post whatever he did this time.

>> No.256167
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>> No.256195

Dan Kim is a waste of sperm and eggs

>> No.256214

Dan Kim would be a cool guy if he didn't break my heart all the time.

>> No.256217

>>256214
Cheer up emo faggot

>> No.256218

>>256145
You don't want to know. It will ruin your happiness.

>> No.256239

>>256145
Tl;dr, he creates blasphemous heart-breaking lies ;_;

>> No.256255
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256255

DAAAAN KIIIIIM

>> No.256323
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256323

:3

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>> No.256353
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>> No.256375
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>>256346
>>256353

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256431

>>256145
You've been warned...

>> No.256454

>>256431
DAN KIM IS A FUCKING FAGGOT

>> No.256458

>>256431
I dun get it, why does the pie taste like tears, why are people raging?

>> No.256466

>>256431

WHAT

>> No.256469
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256469

S...stop! P-p-p-please Anonymous... help Mr. Kim find love...

>> No.256471

>>256458
STOP TROLLING FAG

RAAAAAAGE

>> No.256472

Oh fuckitall do I have to turn Nameless Fairy into copypasta too

>> No.256476
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256476

>>256431
Alice wouldn't do something like that.

>> No.256485
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256485

>>256476

You don't know Alice like we do.

>> No.256486
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>>256431
WHYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!

>> No.256488

>>256113
I just laugh.

>> No.256492

>>256476
But Alice can leak poop, so yeah!

>> No.256494
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256494

>>256485
>>256476
>>256486
>>256488
...A-Anonymous... p-please... I would never...

>> No.256495
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256495

Alice is so cute.

>> No.256498

>>256476
You're right, she wouldn't.

She'd most likely hollow out the baby's insides, and turn it into her newest doll/puppet.

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256502

>>256492

>> No.256508

>>256498
HURRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.256509

>>256495
Awwww, that's so cu--

Wait.

Short.

Why is she so short?

WHY IS SHE SO SHORT

>> No.256514
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256514

>>256495
th..thank you...A-Anonymous...

>> No.256517

>>256498
mmm meat puppets.

>> No.256518
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256518

>>256509

>> No.256519
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256519

>>256494

Oh, please spare us from your transparent lies.

>> No.256522

>>256509
She's japanese. Also, Anon is tall.

>> No.256524

>>256431
Awesome.

>> No.256533
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256533

>>256519
I-If you'd only hug me...y-you'd only...

>> No.256542

>>256522

I don't think she is, actually.

>> No.256546

>>256494
Are you fucking blind, I said you would never do something like that

>> No.256549

>>256519
Fuck off, Medicine

>> No.256555

Alice needs more tsun-tsun in her dere-dere. She looks almost pathetic.

>> No.256559

>>256546
WHERE'S MY CAKE ANONYMOUS, YOU SAID THERE'D BE CAKE!

>> No.256560

>>256555
She's not pathetic ;_;.
But I agree, she does need more tsuntsun.

>> No.256564
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>> No.256565
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>>256555
>>256546
*sniff*

>> No.256572

>>256564
You know, Alice always makes me bawww.
Until I see that picture. Then I feel as if nothing in the world can even effect me.

>> No.256580

>>256572
I don't get it

>> No.256588

>>256580
Hint: Look at that picture closely. Very closely.

>> No.256589

>>256572
Alice is evil

>> No.256592

I hate Alice RPers
They made me feel gay
and ronery.

>> No.256606

I like good Alice RPers. This is not one of them.

>> No.256607

Damn...you all hate Alice dontcha...
frankly I see nothin wrong, if it's a cute girl, so what? you have a better reason to fuck'er

>> No.256610

>>256592
>>256606
/jp/ - Touhou/Roleplaying
Roleplaying is for faggots.

>> No.256614

>>256588
She's turning kids into dolls?

>> No.256616

>>256431
OH GOD WHY ;_;

>> No.256619
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256619

>>256555
Here you go.

>> No.256624

>>256619
That's not tsundere. That's Brawl.

>> No.256628

>>256610

And /jp/ are faggots.
So it all evens out.

I know I'm not the only one here with Akagi and Kaiji homoerotic subfolders.

>> No.256632
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>>256624

>> No.256633
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>>256614

well, crazy glowing-eye dolls hanged, crying and otherwise... look at the boxes.

>> No.256636

>>256619
>MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA
>ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA

>> No.256637
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256637

All I want is a hug... *sniff*

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256641

>>256614

look at the boxes

>> No.256643

>>256637
But you're not real.

>> No.256652

>>256637
ask your mom for one.

>> No.256654

>>256636
Toki wo tomare!

>> No.256655
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256655

>>256643
...eh?...

>> No.256660

>>256655
You're fictional. You're a figment of my imagination. You don't exist.

You're not real.

>> No.256667

HI I'M DAN KIM I AM SO EDGY AND HARDCORE

>> No.256673

>>256660
Fuck you, solipsist.

>> No.256682

>>256431
I fucking lol'd

>> No.256691
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>>256660
b-b-but Anonymous... my love for you is real...

>> No.256693

I KNOW IT'S A HAIRY MALE TOUHOU FAN AND NOT ALICE

BUT I STILL WANT TO BELIEVE IN THIS GAME OF PRETEND

>> No.256698
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256698

No, Anon, you are the imagination.

>> No.256700
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256700

take my hand...Anonymous...let me hug you...

>> No.256701

>>256698
And then anon was a dollmaker

>> No.256706
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256706

>>256700
Ok sure I'll-
Wait....
MESSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.256712

>>256641
Oh it's Marisa's hat.

>> No.256717

>>256706
OH FUCK YOU
CANNOT UNSEE

>> No.256720

SAGE FOR WORST ALICE ROLEPLAYER I'VE EVER SEEN

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won't you hug me?...

>> No.256734

>>256706
I knew she looked kind of message-like in appearance...

>> No.256739

>>256731
No because you are a hairy fat weeaboo.
However I would hug Alice if she were real ;_;.

>> No.256744

...none of us are real.
None of us are real.
None of us exist, except in the imagination of "that man". I wish I could say it's okay. I wish I could say that "that man" created us, and we can do as we please.
But we can't.
You've noticed it too, haven't you? There are periods of time that you can't recollect.
That's because, during those periods of time, you didn't exist.
During those periods of time, "that man" forgot about us, and we stopped existing.

Alice.
Whatever you do, it's pointless.
Even if you make some great change to this world, it will all revert to the way it is now as soon as "that man" forgets.

So...

>> No.256749

>>256706
I JUST LOST THE GAME

>> No.256759
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>>256739
>>256744
I don't understand... I'm right here...

>> No.256764

>>256759
No Alice, you are the weeaboos.

>> No.256770

>>256759
>>256720

>> No.256773
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256773

Yeah, the real Alice is more tsunsun.

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256777

Alice, you have problems, don't you. I've been helping many solve their problems. I suddenly feel like helping you.

>> No.256782

>>256580

Look at the picture very closely. As you start to realize what's going on, let your eyes drift down and to the right...

>> No.256795

>>256782
Oh, that's Marisa sitting on the box

>> No.256809

>>256759
You're only here as long as you're here.
You'll be gone as soon as you're gone.

Ha ha, saying it like that...doesn't it sound stupid?

Alice.
Have you heard of the "Law of Identity"?
It says that an object is same as itself.
In other words, "A is A".
But, "A" can be anything.
"A" can be "the Alice that exists". And "A" can be "the Alice that does not exist".
But "A" will always equal "A".

"A" is "Alice."

>> No.256815
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>>256809
A is the first letter in the alphebot.

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256824

>>256809

>> No.256825

>>256795

wat?

>> No.256829

>>256815
Very good, Cirno.

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>>256773
I don't understand...

>> No.256839
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>>256809

>> No.256840
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>>256809
I see wut you did thar

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...

>> No.256898
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*sniff*

>> No.256901

>>256825
Marisa decided to dress like Alice and that's Alice on the left, right?

>> No.256904
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>>256839

>> No.256907
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>>256898
You really like smelling your poop?

>> No.256913
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256913

looks like we're alone again tonight Shanghai...

>> No.256941
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256941

Relevant.

>> No.256958

Alice can come to my house, and I'd give her a good time.

>> No.256968

ITT: Faggot roleplay

>> No.256969

>>256958
If you know what I mean.

>> No.256985
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sigh...

>> No.257033
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>> No.257048
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C...can't I have a hug?...

>> No.257055

>>257048
iF yOu WeRe ReAl MaYbE

>> No.257065
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>>257033
キタ━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━ッ!!

>> No.257069
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>>257048
Sure

>> No.257070
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>>257055
I don't understand...

>> No.257073
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>> No.257105

>>257055
Ah...
He's falling asleep again.
Alice ...
Even though neither of us are real...

A li ce
I r e a l l y

>> No.257126
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>>257073
I..I'm sorry Marisa... I only love Anonymous now...

>> No.257133

>>257126
You are a bad roleplayer.

>> No.257157
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257157

Oh hi there. Why not whore ourselves?

>> No.257160
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>>257133
what's a roleplayer?

>> No.257171
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257171

>>257157
mom?!

>> No.257181
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257181

I put on my robe and Miko hat.

>> No.257193
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257193

My image of Alice is being shattered before my very eyes.

>> No.257198

The s in sage is for sucks.

>> No.257200
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>>257070
so moe...

hug?

>> No.257203
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257203

>>257171
Oops. I just killed your mom.

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>>257203

>> No.257269

>>257253
Just as jpgeged.

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wut?

>> No.259673
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>> No.259712

THIS IS WHY DAN KIM NEVER GETS ANYTHING DONE.

>> No.259721
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259721

>>259673
Hai gurlz wanna play?

>> No.260804

i just died laughing

>> No.260845
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260845

Hai gais.

>> No.260850

>>260845

NO!

>> No.260909

Dan is the worst thing that happened to the Touhou fandom. ;_;

>> No.260915

>>260909

No he's not. You are.

>> No.260996
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260996

white only communities ;_;

>> No.260999

>>260915
No, I'm pretty sure Dan is. Go back to sucking his dick

>> No.261005

>>260909
I fucking love Dan and all his comics. you sir, are the cancer of Touhou

>> No.261007

>>260999
That IS Dan.

>> No.261014
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261014

D-do do it inside me... I mean it, ze~

>> No.261016

>>261007
FUUUUUCK

>> No.261019

>>260915
hello Dan

>> No.261021

>>261005
Why you do this, Dan?

>> No.261025
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261025

>>261014
Wait.. That looks vaguely feminine.

It's.. a girl?

>> No.261044

>>261025
>>261014
;_;

>> No.261047

>>260909
I happen to support everything Dan stands for. he is my hero in every way. all hail Dan-sama

>> No.261083

>>261047
Now you're just pissing me off, Dan.

>> No.261107

>>261047
Dan Kim is a waste of sperm and eggs

>> No.261159

I'd give my body to Dan-Sama so he can do whatever he pleases.

I'd give him my life
life
LIFE
LIIIFE!!!!

>> No.262574

>>261159
I think he would appreciate a loli off the street more.

>> No.263839

Where did Dan first post the baby pie strip, anyway? It isn't on his site.

>> No.263847

>>263839

here, on /jp/

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