/jp/ - Otaku Culture

You forgot:
>You start shitty metathreads

>You have participated in Japanese Bird Cooking Pasta faggotry

FUCK YOU

>>2559271
Good, I don't need to get out.

>You first came here after the /a/ split or later

Sage for stupid ass

>You have a girlfriend or a job

What.

You're taking this whole imageboard thing way too seriously.
Relax.

>You first came here after the /a/ split or later

Wut. /jp/ didn't exist until the split.

>>2559271


I am guilty of at least 80 percent of those..

>You first came here after the /a/ split or later

Huh?
>You like Stuttering Alice threads

I liked them when the first started, I like them now. Yes, they're stupid, pathetic, and there's probably a fat autistic sack of shit roleplaying as Alice. I don't care. They're nice threads.

Actually, if you have a word in your trip. It's completely allowed. It's so past lame, it's good.

>>2559310

What you weren't on /jp/ before moot made it?

fukan' newfags.

>You have a girlfriend or a job
Why is a job just as bad as a disgusting girlfriend?

>>2559316
No, we must preserve the race.

>You first came here after the /a/ split or later
As opposed to coming before the /a/ split?

in b4 over 100 replies.

>You first came here after the /a/ split or later

How could I have come here before /jp/ was created?

>You have captured less than 75 spellcards

I haven't even finished PCB.

>You have a girlfriend or a job

Many people here have one of those. They just don't talk about it, because that would just be stupid.

So according to this I belong here even though all I do is shitpost.

>>2559338
>hurf

ittehgaps gnikooc drib esenapaJ

Well, I'm responsible for two of those.

OP is just trolling

>>2559341
Not as long as these two buttons exist.

>>2559271
>>You first came here after the /a/ split or later

>>2559271
>You are a tripfag

I agree.

I am guilty of these:

>You have captured less than 75 spellcards
>You have participated in Japanese Bird Cooking Pasta faggotry

>You have a girlfriend or a job

Wait.. how is that a bad thing!? Work is awesome! It brings monnies for nerd stuff!

This is troll copypasta from a thread that is currently on the front page of /a/.

Fail.

>>2559378
Being capable of getting a job means that you aren't nearly geeky enough because you actually have enough social skills to convince someone to hire you.

if≠if and only if
Clarify

You need to get the hell out of /jp/ if you think anyone needs to get the hell out of /jp/. /jp/ has no fucking right to be elitist. /jp/ is, for the most part, barely above teenage Naruto fanboys.

Actually I almost prefer Naruto fanboys. They're unintentionally entertaining, if anything. Here in /jp/ we have a bunch of retards flaunting their idiocity and telling them to go away won't make them go away. It brings more retards instead. A more welcoming attitude could attract reasonable people with a passing interest in VNs.

That being said, this "cool story bro" faggotry needs to stop. It has been beaten to death and was never funny to begin with, posting it pretty much equals to a huge "I am a worthless faggot" banner displayed for all to see.

Of course, I mean no offense to our local Anonymous (and tripfags who don't go out of their ways to make pests out of themselves, few as those may be. )

>>2559394


I had a job once! And I will gladly have one again if I could!

I would like to add:
If you're been "studying" Japanese for more than a year, you still know less than 100 kanji yet you keep giving advices in language threads.

Shouldn't people that study jap be ostracized for weeabooism?

>>2559417
Just leave at it studying Japanese.

>>2559413
>/jp/ has no fucking right to be elitist

Why? This is one of the last good boards on 4chan.

>>2559441
As long as the reason they are learning it is to play VN's instead of trying to become Japanese, nah.

>You have a girlfriend or a job
>You have captured less than 75 spellcards
>You have been to /b/ in the last six months

Oh man how the fuck did I wind up here? Shitty ass compass..

>>2559496
Yay, I'm #1.

>>2559271
I hope you have something worthwhile to teach me, as this looks like it will turn out to fall into the 'shit' category of threads.

any of the /jp/ games?

>>2559496
I don't mind being a cigarette

>>You don't use RanSmirk for its intended purpose
AMIDOINGITRIGHT?

>>2559561
But if I'm huge faggot, wouldn't that make me a cigar or something?

>>2559271

go to hell

>>2559573
But you're not a fag. You're the sixth. Too slow bro.

>>2559563
No

Gee, another faggot in /jp/ telling me to get out. Thats nothing new. Been going on since the fucking split. Go back to raging over people choosing to actually do other things and still take an interest in the same things you do. Way to be a faggot ... faggot.

>>2559394
I work in the IT industry. WE ARE ALL SOCIALLY RETARDED. In fact most of the people here get fired for being rude or unprofessional but never for incompetence.
I could ask one of the younger techs to mass image 150 machines before lunch and he'd probably pull it of early...to spend that time surfing on 4chan.

In before cool story bro.

COOL THREAD BROS

Wait.
>You first came here after the /a/ split or later
So the only ones who can use /jp/ are those who came here before it even existed?

>>2559620
I.T....get a real mans job, become a welder so at least you your not some pasty weakling.

>You have captured less than 75 spellcards
I've captured all 152 of them, including MissingNo.

>>2559659
So you've never deployed 150 computers in a single day before, huh? Do you think we hire Mexicans to carry them for us?

>>2559620
Yeah, I love how IT is like that. If I brought 150 machines into one of the local IT firms to have them imaged they would tell me "Go fuck yourself". I could likely just leave the machines there with the disk to image them with and they would just do the job out of boredom and still have it done before I needed it. Guys are assholes and rude as fuck, but they get shit done and do it well.

I fail on:
You have a girlfriend or a job, (net gf doesn't really count, right?)
and: You like IOSYS or Walfas...
I like iosys' version of romantic children, artificial children.

You guys can make an exception for me.

>>2559679
yes, yes I do. I've seen them in the back room. with their tacos and the buros.

A small degree of elitism allows us to stand above the rest. Indulge too much on it, and we grow stagnant.
Most of this is just idiotic.
Can't I like the early IOSYS?
Can't I use a tripcode if the situation allows it?
Can't I have a life outside of this board, as long as I don't bring it back here?

This is absurd. The board is not what you think it is. It's a sum of all of us. Nobody is going to fit into the stereotype, and that's good. It keeps us moving.
Besides, to simply renounce on whole sector of media because it goes against the flow is simply ridiculous and naive. Nothing more than the writings of a newcomer that takes to heart everything he sees and believes he's fitting in.

And so begins the weekend. Scratch that. So begins the excuse to lash out against the same bad threads we get every day. Fucking people, I swear to god...

You like western fanworks
You like IOSYS or Walfas
You go to Pooshlmer or Gaia
You are a tripfag
You don't use RanSmirk for its intended purpose
You like Stuttering Alice threads
You have been to /b/ in the last six months
You have a girlfriend or a job

Wow, I fail at this and I very likely been here longer than the OP. LOL, OP you are full of shit and need to get a fucking life. There is more to this board than the crap you think belongs here, you need to get a fucking grip on reality.

I like western fanworks
I like IOSYS and Walfas
I go to Pooshlmer
I am a tripfag

Weekend users trolling other weekend users thread?

Looks like it's working.

But I love Alice. ;-;

I just wish that my beautiful bride would come back.