/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Do you like katanas, /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

only if they are 2d. wait.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm more of an 18th century sabre kind of guy.

[Anonymous No.]

I would rather cleave my foe with my mighty battle axe!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2555110
Who needs swords when you're a weeaboo with guns?

[Sakura !!sCKns1iPkwx No.]

I prefer European swords.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2555110

Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun.

[Anonymous No.]

That's it. I'm sick of all this "Masterwork Bastard Sword" bullshit that's going on in the d20 system right now. Katanas deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.

I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine katana in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen (that's about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my katana.

Japanese smiths spend years working on a single katana and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to mankind.

Katanas are thrice as sharp as European swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a longsword can cut through, a katana can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a katana could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical slash.

Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Japan? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Samurai and their katanas of destruction. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the men with the katanas first because their killing power was feared and respected.

So what am I saying? Katanas are simply the best sword that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for Katanas:

(One-Handed Exotic Weapon) 1d12 Damage 19-20 x4 Crit +2 to hit and damage Counts as Masterwork

(Two-Handed Exotic Weapon) 2d10 Damage 17-20 x4 Crit +5 to hit and damage Counts as Masterwork

Now that seems a lot more representative of the cutting power of Katanas in real life, don't you think?

tl;dr = Katanas need to do more damage in d20, see my new stat block.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2555244
thank you
needed this

[Anonymous No.]

>>2555244
This copypasta never gets old. Mainly becaue its so butthurtedly weeaboo it makes my stomach hurt when i laugh at it.

I can cut bamboo with a butterknife, does that mean its SUGOI SUGOI?

[Anonymous No.]

needs the pic of the japanese guy in a tank saying bring me closer

[Anonymous No.]

>>2555244
That's it. I'm sick of all this "Masterwork Katana Sword" bullshit that's going on in the d20 system right now. Bayonets deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.

I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine bayonet in France for 2,400,000 Yen (that's about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my bayonet.

French smiths spend years working on a single bayonet and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to mankind.

bayonet are thrice as sharp as japanese swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a katana can cut through, a bayonet can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a bayonet could easily bisect a samurai wearing full lamellar with a simple vertical slash.

Ever wonder why feudal japan never bothered conquering France? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined knights and their bayonets of destruction. Even in World War II, German soldiers targeted the men with the bayonets first because their killing power was feared and respected.

So what am I saying? Bayonets are simply the best blade that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for Bayonets:

(One-Handed Weapon) 1d12 Damage 19-20 x4 Crit +2 to hit and damage Counts as Masterwork

(Two-Handed Weapon) 2d10 Damage 17-20 x4 Crit +5 to hit and damage Counts as Masterwork

Now that seems a lot more representative of the cutting power of bayonets in real life, don't you think?

tl;dr = Bayonets need to do more damage in d20, see my new stat block.

[Anonymous No.]

No I like nunchucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2555313
Who the fuck do you use a bayonet with one hand?

[Lacuna !k4IsHiAtus No.]

>>2555313
>I myself commissioned a genuine bayonet in France for 2,400,000 Yen
Does no one proofread anymore?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2555565

[Anonymous No.]

>>2555584
LOL I TROL U

[Koakuma !!QTSq2xniWw5 No.]

I love sharp objects.