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One day Hisui asked what kind of car would Akiha like to drive. Akiha replied " I sure would love to drive a Ni-san"

>> No.2553149

Stop with the shitty puns.

>> No.2553164
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2553164

Icy what you did there...

>> No.2553174

LOOKIN KINDA DIESEL THERE SHIKI

>> No.2553167

That was a good one, I really really liked it.

>> No.2553191
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2553191

After Sakuya ate dinner, she was still feeling hungry. That's why she went back four seconds

>> No.2553212

>>2553191
I don't get it.

>> No.2553215

>>2553212
She didn eat enough the first time, so she got some more. LOLOLOLOLLOLLOLOLOLOLLOLLOLOLOLOLLOL

>> No.2553216

>>2553141
It's Nissan or Nii-san, not Ni-san.

>> No.2553223
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2553223

What is it called when Youmu does the gardening at Hakugyokurou? Moe-ing the lawn.

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2553236

What do Youmu and Yuyuko say when you challenge them to a duel?

You don't stand a ghost of a chance!

>> No.2553254

>>2553236
http://www.instantcrickets.com/

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>>2553236
LOL

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2553334

Chen decided to dress up as Shaft for Halloween. All night long she kept asking people Chen you dig it?

>> No.2553353

One day Hisui asked what kind of car would Akiha like to drive. Akiha replied " I sure would love to ride a Nii-san"

DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO

>> No.2553358

>>2553334
No, I can't.

>> No.2553378

Why is Shiki so pure and innocent?

because he can't stand a table dance

>> No.2553384

>>2553378
wat

>> No.2553402

>>2553334

That's terrible...

>> No.2553409
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2553409

How does Neco arc pronounce Nanaya? Nananya

>> No.2553425

>>2553409
no, it's Nyanyanya!

>> No.2553426
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2553426

What did Shiki scream as the judge pronounced the verdict?

Hisui'd me!

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>> No.2553441

>>2553426
I dont think thats how its pronounced

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2553456

How come Yukari's company got an Adverse Opinion by the auditor?

Her accounting methods didn't conform to GAAP

>> No.2553481

>>2553456

The fact that I predicted that ending worries me.

>> No.2553490

>>2553456

That reminds me I have to really study for my Internal Auditing final.

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2553516

Why does Arturia love to eat so much?

She loves to Saber the flavor

>> No.2553563

>>2553490

Audit is easy.

>> No.2553569

>>2553191

>went back four seconds

Fuck you I lol'd.

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2553583

What is Cirno's favorite piece of men's clothing?

A TIE!

>> No.2553588

At what store does Yukari buy all her clothes?

The GAP

>> No.2553592

I haven't laughed this much on bad puns since macarena.

>> No.2553595

>>2553583
Oh wow I lol'd hard

>> No.2553634

>>2553583
this is the only one I don't get. Unless that was exactly the point.

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2553735

Eirin gave Kaguya a new computer.

She replied with "What a NEET gift."

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2553757

What's Komachi's favorite band?

Styx

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>> No.2553769

>>2553456
>>2553481
>>2553490

What the fuck is up with the sudden flood of accountancy majors on /jp/? I thought the dominating major here was CS since we have all that SCIP shit all the damn time.

>> No.2553778

>>2553769
>SCIP
Someone hasn't read their SICP. Mathematics major, here.

>> No.2553787
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2553787

>>2553769
I think there are only three or four unique posters who have achieved satori.

>> No.2553790

>>2553634
>A TIE
>ATIE
Sounds similar to atai, or how Cirno refers to herself.

>> No.2553797

>>2553769
Actually, we're mostly car mechanics.

>> No.2553803

>>2553769
Accounting is awesome that's why. What other major attracts shut ins and bros? Shut ins go into Tax, governmental, staff or internal audit while the bros go to shitty public accounting firms or one up other bros for a sales/marketing position.

>> No.2553808

>>2553803
Science>Everything else.

>> No.2553822

>>2553808
>Science
Enjoy your impure branch of study, I'll be over here basking in the glory and order of Mathematics.

>> No.2553834

>>2553769
Fucking normalfags, the lot.

>> No.2553852

>>2553834

Accountants are normal fags now?

>> No.2553877

>>2553757

I don't get it...

>> No.2553883

Engineering is pretty much normalfag central these days.

>> No.2553900

>>2553883

Considering my residential hall of engineering majors have a party every other day, I would agree with you.

>> No.2553945

Engineering

>> No.2554194

>>2553769

I know of at least three other accounting majors who browse 4chan regularly.

One of them knows who I am, but doesn't go to /jp/ AFAIK.

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