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/jp/, why is Mountain of Faith so hard? I just don't understand this shit. Zombies got it tough, i guess.

>> No.255316

It's not that hard

>> No.255324

It's fucking easy.

>> No.255322
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So i'm flying around like a fucking zombie bitch and this chick comes up and starts shooting stars or leaves or shit at me. I'm like what the hell bitch, i haven't killed your family yet, and you're throwing stars like a ninja? That's crazy. Chen waited until stage two to start that kind of shit with me. Why are you jumping the gun?

>> No.255314

It's because the only other game you played was IN

>> No.255331

we already had this thread 10 minutes ago

>> No.255332

Anyone else noticed that something's terribly wrong with Raymoo's eyes?

>> No.255330
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255330

even raymoo thinks this is hard shit, you can tell by the fucking tornado fart coming out of one of the gaps in her skull. I guarantee that shit wasn't there before she started downing fairies.

>> No.255336

>>255322

LOL THIS ISN'T LUNATIC MODE

YOU FUCKING SUCK ANONYMOUS GET OUT OF MY /jp/

>> No.255338

>>255307
>>255322
>>255330

Wait, I think we're actually being taken on a satirical and hilarious tour of MoF, and the OP statement is just a joke.

>> No.255339
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Then this little frumpy bitch comes in and starts getting that little asterisk thing above her head. That thing is how you know shit's going down and you're on the bad end of it.

>> No.255342

It's easy once you realize you can bomb a whole fucking lot. Except level 4 is still kicking my ass.

>> No.255345

Wonderland Desacralization

>> No.255344
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BUT LOOK AT THIS BULLET PATTERN. IT'S LIKE THE TORNADO FART OUT OF RAYMOO'S HEAD. She was precognitioning that shit before it even happened. But which way am i suppose to dodge? Left? Right? Down the middle? I can't fucking tell because it's more folded than time travel. That is some hardcore string theory right there.

>> No.255347
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I spoke too soon. Whenever you hear that PSHAAAAA sound you know it's on. And I'm scared shitless because i don't know what she's going to do... and LOOK AT HER FEET. SHE IS NOT WEARING SHOES. THE CRAZY BITCH IS GOING TO SHOOT ME DOWN WITHOUT COMFORTABLE FOOTWEAR. holy fucking christpiss.

>> No.255341

>>255322

Raymonde can see right up her dress.

>> No.255353

Badass manly touhou reviewer?

>> No.255351
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255351

AUTUMN SKY? MORE LIKE AUTUMN'S CRY BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>> No.255354

lol

>> No.255356

>>255353

nah that guy would do it on lunatic

>> No.255358

Is it just me, but does IN seem the hardest? I have little trouble playing EoSD or PCB on hard, but I get my ass kicked on IN. Is it just because I'm not using the Reimu+Yukari team?

>> No.255357
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255357

So i finally get past that one after a bit of trying, but WHAT THE FUCK THERE'S MORE? THIS IS STAGE ONE, GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE. Wriggle wouldn't do this to me. Wriggle is love, you're just a frumpy autumn harlot.

>> No.255366

One guy saw me playing this and his first reaction:

"Why the hell is she shooting stuff from out of her skirt?"

>> No.255369
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...oh my god. OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS DID I PUT IT ON LUNATIC OR SOMETHING? This isn't even a spell card!! First she's shooting blue orbs, then the tornado fart shit is all over like a giganted red ultros on my screen, tentacles ready to suck the life out of me-- oh yeah. ha ha, i almost forgot. Boy, I certainly do have egg on my BRAINS.

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Then, that PSSSH shit again, and LAZERS? IN STAGE 1? THAT'S UNHEARD OF. WHY ARE YOU CRUSHING MY SOUL, ZUN? Not just lazers but there's that red shit in there too! that's umpossible for just one person, and i don't see no yukari backing me up.

>> No.255380

>>255369

REGULAR FAIRIES SHOOT MORE THAN THAT ON LUNATIC YOU FAGGOT

>> No.255381
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255381

So I move on to stage two, and not like ten fucking seconds into it am i faced with this spinning bitch. Not just her, but she keeps dropping those familiar shits that i would normally wipe up with a dirty sock in the previous games. Except these shoot in PERFECT CIRCLES. PERFECT. CIRCLES. Where am i suppose to dodge??

>> No.255375

>>255358
You're just a freak. Everybody else thinks EoSD is the hardest.

>> No.255383
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>> No.255385
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So i'm like Hey what up mind giving me some faith or maybe donations or something i'm kind of poor and all she says is SILLY BITCH YOUR MUSOU FUUIN CAN NOT HARM ME I AM SPINNING LIKE A TOP OR A DREAMCAST OR YUYUKO'S HAT. That's when i realized THAT ISN'T MY NORMAL BOMB WHAT THE FUCK it's all weak and circular and now it doesn't even clear the whole screen. Thanks for shitting in my cereal, Zun. Thanks.

>> No.255391

>>255376
>LAZERS? IN STAGE 1? THAT'S UNHEARD OF.

gb2 /rumia/

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255392

And then she unleashes this bullshit on me. Those are bullets, and they're spinning. Spinning just like her. Am I suppose to spin too? I'm not playing this with my fucking wiimote, i'm trying to beat this monstrosity of a game.

>> No.255397

Sit back and let me take you into the mind of a killer.

>> No.255402

MOUNTAIN OF FAITH EASY IS A CAKEWALK

>> No.255403
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255403

The game is more than just physically hard though, it's a psychological war too. This time all of the bosses so far have just looked like they want to say "The only way to beat this game is to whore yourself" I mean for shit's sake, I'm not kaiji and this isn't a game of e-card bitch, this is danmaku and i am the zombie in the abercrombie, stop fucking with my head!

>> No.255408
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And then I ask you, what the hell is this for a stage two, spellcard 1 boss? I'll tell you what it is--

>> No.255412
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255412

That's when I used a continue. I figure, yeah, sure, let me use a continue and burn past this bitch of a first spellcard.

>> No.255417
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255417

AND I ENDED UP AT THE BEGINNING OF THE STAGE. One more way to fuck me over. As if i didn't have enough trouble doing it the first time. There aren't enough bombs in china to get me through that again.

>> No.255418

I should do this with the pictures i took of my EX MS run. It ends in tears though, and not manly ones.

>> No.255431
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255431

But if you want to talk about overpowered... She's using the same shit raymoo throws. That's how you know this boss is way too overpowered for stage two. she definantly belongs in one of the last stages. Meanwhile, the pain just continues to flow...

>> No.255438
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255438

So after like seventy continues I get to the next stage. holy crap there are loli faries in ARMY HELMETS shooting shit at me. Again, psychologically, it bothers me that they are so prepared to destroy me. And don't even try to tell me those aren't helmets, i am not from /k/ but that shit is militarily grade.

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255447

Now this is new. The midboss is so fucking disgusted with how easily she can rape me, she runs off. That's why she's so awesome though, she let me live. She was compassionate where others threw leaves and circles and shit at me.

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But then i start killing some helmeted bitches and OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE, OPTIC KAPPA'S, THOUSANDS OF THEM. Totally scared the shit out of me. My hands were shaking so bad, i couldn't play anymore. I had to take a fifteen minute break to go drink some warm milk and do something to calm my nerves, like play fatal frame 3. I admit, Nitori isn't too terribly hard. I got through her with a bomb, and she was even nice enough to give me an extra life after! Sure, I died immediately to the helmetbitches afterwards, but it's the thought that rapes.

>> No.255462
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>>255353 Badass manly touhou reviewer?

More like "Lameass Halfwit Touhou Reviewer".

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255469

WAIT WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE THE ACTUAL BOSS TOO? HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THAT PATTERN THAT'S SO AWESOME PLEASE DON'T KILL ME.

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And then she unleashes a river of shit on me. And Lazers. (Not Pictured: Lazers. or Dignity.)

>> No.255476

Science

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>> No.255495
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255495

So I eventually get to this waterfall stage. Water will just speed up decomp, i can't have this. So while i'm trying to avoid getting zombie rot, this huge bitch jumps out of nowhere and starts throwing poker chips at me what the fuck did i just win a slot machine or hit 22 or something holy christ i reached out to grab one but then i lost a life and had to restart the stage.

>> No.255507

>>255353
Not even.

>> No.255508
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Then I get to this shitstorm. I kind of just stared at the screen blankly, because i didn't know where one bullet ended and another began. Not to mention that she's got a SHIELD on. a SHIELD. how can i hit her with my amulets if she's going to go all sparta on me and block them with her shield?

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255517

After all of that, I get to the final boss. She is broken in terms of power, and they should have never made her any kind of boss. I mean, she has a game devoted to doing nothing but dodging other people's shots without raising a finger. That's how much of a badass she is. That's how unfair it is to make me fight her.

>> No.255533

>>255330
>>Reimu : Man, what was I thinking, going out on a mountain hike on an empty stomach... I could sure go for some delicious braaaaiiiiinnnnnsssss....
>>255339
>>Fall Bitch : Eat, eh? You've probably come to eat some of these delicious Autumn Harvest? The nourishing bounty of crops, right as fall comes? WELL FUCK YOU IT'S ALL MINE YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY.

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255535

WORST. FINAL. BOSS. EVER. I give up. this game is rigged. I can't even set my number of lives to seven. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO MAKE IT SO HARD???

>> No.255550

>>255507
Hell i dunno, his style just reminded me of badass manly anime reviewer

>> No.255571

Reminds me more of LOOK AT THESE FUCKING PEPPERS in some parts.

>> No.255602

>>255517
>I get to the final boss.

ha ha ha

>> No.255612

>>255550
It's called vulgar enthusiasm. It's not something exclusive to badass manly anime reviewer

>> No.255618

Final boss is me, Zun agreed don't bother him.

>> No.255634

>>255535
0/10

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>>255417

>> No.255646

This was excellent.

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