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2542967 No.2542967 [Reply] [Original]

No girl from your precious VNs would ever want to go out with you.

In fact, they would despise you for fapping to them like a pathetic virgin pervert.

>> No.2542979

Y-You're wrong.

Seiba is mai waifu. What more proof do I need?

>> No.2542978
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>> No.2542980

They would despise me?

fapfapfap

>> No.2542981
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2542981

Nah.

Nekoko would like me as I would get high with her.

Hiroko however would probably hate me.

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>> No.2542991

If they were truly from a VN, all you had to do was slap their faces a few times with your phallic device and let the pheromones sink in to get a full blown slut gasping for lacto-bacteria.

>> No.2542992

Yeah like I would give the VN girl a choice in the matter.

She WILL like me.

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>>2542981

Nope.
She'll use your ass to find her Home and ditch.

>> No.2543002

>>2542967
>In fact, they would despise you for fapping to them like a pathetic virgin pervert.
Aha...

You see, that's where everything goes according to plan.

I never, ever fap to my potential waifu or her friends, regardless of the medium, whether it's animu, mango, or VN. Only exceptions are characters solely crafted for H-doujins that are also lacking a strong background.

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2543003

I don't think you realize exactly how badly most Japanese media is written.

>> No.2543007

>>2542999

She gets out of my hair after I have copious amounts of anal sex with her and slip it into hr vagoo once or twice.

How is this a bad outcome?

>> No.2543012

>>2543002
How can you love her if you can't even fap to her?

>> No.2543017
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>>2543007

No TRUE LOVE end.

Did you even play Nekoko's route?
It was all for this.

>> No.2543020

>>2543003
WHAT A SLUT

JESUS CHRIST SHE MAKES SAKURA LOOK LIKE A PRIESTESS

>> No.2543042

>>2543017

I was so terribly disappointed that that was how she really looked. Where is my starry-eyed natural blonde?!

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>>2543017

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>>2543017

>Godly End.png

>> No.2543073

>>2543042
This!

>>2543017
The climax of her route came before the end, unfortunately, library sex was awesome. Still, Nekoko's route was better than her end. Aeka has best end.

>> No.2543076

>>2543017
You don't even get married in the end.

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2543087

Dating is so overrated.
Ownership and adoration is where it's at.

>> No.2543085

>>2543073

>The climax of her route came before the end, unfortunately, library sex was awesome. Still, Nekoko's route was better than her end. Aeka has best end.

What the fuck?
This is completely reversed. Aeka's route had the best climax, but the worst resolution.

>>2543076

The ending was a sudden cutoff, so make up the resolution for yourself.

>> No.2543092

>>2543042

She's a millionaire or something, who gives a shit.

>> No.2543104

>>2543092

I do, faggot. Wanna rumble?

>> No.2543109

>>2543076
She's in charge of a whole goddamn amusement park and you get to stick it in her butt. I don't see the problem here.

>> No.2543112

>>2542967
And we would laugh at them because they don't have emotions to hate us with, because THEY'RE NOT REAL

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