/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Well, a vagina basically just feels warm and soft, but also kinda tight and muscular, so along with the lubrication I think that's what makes it feel good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2524755

And what is your point OP?

[Anonymous No.]

Are you trying to tell us something?

[Anonymous No.]

>yotsuba_riding_a_huge_cock.jpg
It's been ages.

[Anonymous No.]

You lost me.

[Anonymous No.]

Well, my hand basically just feels warm and soft, but also kinda tight and muscular, so along with the lubrication I think that's what makes it feel good.

[Anonymous No.]

See that's what I never got! I always thought it was just a slimy hole!

[Anonymous No.]

The vagina is the worst organ ever thought up.

First of all, it has to maintain a balance of bacteria or else it turns into a fucking bakery.

Second, it attacks it's owner once a month by spewing blood from itself, causing cramps and doing so at complete random.

Third, it's where the clitoris is at. The clitoris is god's mass printed, insincere apology letter to woman kind for not giving them a cock. It works like a cock, but is the size of a nipple and useless where the cock excels at: providing pleasure.

Fourth, the vagina stinks of fish unless a douche is used, and IF a douche is used it causes an imbalance in the bacteria civilisation which...well, see point one.

Fifth, unlike the cock which remains healthy and attractive until finally, it decides it doesn't want to work anymore the vagina is progressively damaged and stretched with every use. Eventually, you get "wizard's sleeve" effect. Imagine, being damaged every time you have sex.

Sixth, the vagina spits out babies. Babies are fucking annoying. Not only does it attack it's owner once a month, but the vagina decides it actually wants to fuck up it's owner (and itself, see point five) for life!


I could go on, but I think you get the picture /jp/. Thank whatever your particular deity is that you were born with a cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>殺す‼

[魚油 !Du1A6pui8g No.]

>>2524826
But when you're wearing pants, your penis gets in the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2524854
That's actually another beauty of the cock.

Situate it conveniently in your pants, and you can semi-jerk in public.

[trollmachine No.]

>thread implying vaginas exist
I don't think so, bub

[Anonymous No.]

>>2524861
Nah, you need a certain range of motion to get anything really satisfying. Besides, you have some absurd self-control if you don't make faces at the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2524826
>"wizard's sleeve"

[Anonymous No.]

>>2524900
>absurd self-control

I'm known for my perfect poker face.