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Anonymous Wed Apr 29 21:54:03 2009 No.2513352 [DELETED]

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Hey /jp/? Question about penises.

What's to stop water from getting in there when you take a bath? Would water hurt it at all, throw off the ph balance or whatnot?

>>	Anonymous (Girl) !fuXGIRL7u6 Wed Apr 29 21:55:03 2009 No.2513360 Yeah, what's up with that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 21:55:03 2009 No.2513357 File: 17 KB, 279x213, 1164058340361.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Water cannot go into a penis, only fish.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 21:56:03 2009 No.2513367 that is why we guys don't take baths

>>	「ロリあき」 Wed Apr 29 21:56:03 2009 No.2513369 what is this I don't even

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Wed Apr 29 21:57:03 2009 No.2513371 When you sit down do you sometimes sit on your penis

>>	Giant Wolf of Darkness !wolfnfNw7k Wed Apr 29 21:57:03 2009 No.2513373 Honestly I don't know. I'm going to go ahead and pour water on my penis now. I'll report back in a few minutes.

>>	Remilia Scarlet !cDHwwwva1A Wed Apr 29 21:58:03 2009 No.2513375 Penises are disgusting.

>>	WOMANkoto !/uhtKOHuio Wed Apr 29 21:58:03 2009 No.2513376 When you touch your balls does it make you feel like you're on your period? This is something I heard.

>>	Ayn !ji3CXASUKA Wed Apr 29 21:59:03 2009 No.2513378 God damn it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 21:59:03 2009 No.2513379 File: 53 KB, 500x419, randomimages.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This thread is now /jp/ related.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 21:59:03 2009 No.2513380 >>2513376 That's only if you hit them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 21:59:03 2009 No.2513383 Every day is agony. I never understood why my fellow dudes want foot long shlongs and large balls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 21:59:03 2009 No.2513385 glass thermometer erection crack Enjoy your bad thoughts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 22:00:03 2009 No.2513386 Does water get inside your anus? I guess of the guy is a slut and his penis is loose water can get in, but I don't think it will be that bothersome. Toothpaste would be another matter.

>>	None !WEEABooXS6 Wed Apr 29 22:00:03 2009 No.2513390 File: 480 KB, 797x790, fap wriggle.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] the foreskin protects it

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 22:00:03 2009 No.2513388 >>2513379 That makes it /b/ related.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 22:00:03 2009 No.2513387 File: 28 KB, 300x100, 1170560695677.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Giant Wolf of Darkness !wolfnfNw7k Wed Apr 29 22:01:03 2009 No.2513392 >>2513373 Urethra opening is too small for any noticeable amount of water to get in. My foreskin also protects water from getting in.

>>	Pygmalion !rNk8s6TM.Q Wed Apr 29 22:01:03 2009 No.2513393 >>2513388 It was /b/ related to begin with.

>>	WOMANkoto !/uhtKOHuio Wed Apr 29 22:01:03 2009 No.2513394 >>2513380 Ah, I guess that makes sense. Also, do any of you boys work out with your penis?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 22:01:03 2009 No.2513395 >>2513383 I can't even imagine being comfortable trying to pack a footlong down your pants.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 22:02:03 2009 No.2513398 File: 69 KB, 509x516, 1177904984959.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 22:03:03 2009 No.2513401 >>2513390 >>2513392 You should get that foreskin taken care of. And by taken care of, I mean cut that shit off, seriously, it's disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 22:03:03 2009 No.2513402 For the anons who missed the original thread. http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/2511639

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 22:03:03 2009 No.2513405 File: 35 KB, 328x478, awesome.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2513395 Boners don't go down, they go up. Stick it out the top of your pants and live free.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 22:04:03 2009 No.2513411 Do penises ever make a sound? Like if air gets in or something?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 22:04:03 2009 No.2513409 >>2513401 In before /b/-style retarded argument.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 22:04:03 2009 No.2513407 >>2513394 Define "work out"

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 22:04:03 2009 No.2513408 File: 247 KB, 750x1631, penis game.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 22:07:03 2009 No.2513419 water doesn't go upward. my penis is usually down. and even if my penis is erect, and even if the water goes inside, it will not do anything, because once the erection dies down, the water will flow out.

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 22:07:03 2009 No.2513422
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>>2513402
>Same thing that prevents water from going deep in your asshole. It's not like vaginas spread as wide as hallways and horrible sluts lure men into their ravenous vaginas by disguising them as beds or stick to ceilings and throwing their prehensile vaginas down to unsuspecting men.

>But when it comes to sluts, you can never be too careful. Always check the ceiling before entering a room.

pic related

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 22:08:03 2009 No.2513425 >>2513394 Yes, every night; sometimes twice!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 22:12:03 2009 No.2513440 File: 49 KB, 702x514, 1172713997810.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2513411 >penith lol

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 22:12:03 2009 No.2513442 >>2513401 It's not like you'll ever see one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 22:16:03 2009 No.2513462 >>2513393 Pygma-chan! How come you don't post as much lately? Wanna go out with me, by the way?

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>>	Pygmalion !rNk8s6TM.Q Wed Apr 29 22:17:22 2009 No.2513467 >>2513462 Too sleepy lately.

>>	ENOUGH IS ENOUGH Anonymous Wed Apr 29 22:20:55 2009 No.2513478 I'VE HAD IT WITH THE MOTHERFUCKING GIRLS ON MY MOTHERFUCKING /jp/!

>>	MANkoto !/uhtKOHuio Wed Apr 29 22:22:21 2009 No.2513490 >>2513467 ;_;

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 22:22:21 2009 No.2513491 >>2513467 You're so cute! I bet if you went to bed earlier you'd feel a lot better. AND you could post more then!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 22:23:50 2009 No.2513494 is this sum subtle way to pretend to be a female?

>>	Pygmalion !rNk8s6TM.Q Wed Apr 29 22:24:27 2009 No.2513502 >>2513494 It's mocking a previous thread. >>2513491 Hmmm.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 22:24:27 2009 No.2513504 Would you fuck me, /jp/? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me so hard.

>>	Anonymous (Girl) !fuXGIRL7u6 Wed Apr 29 22:31:59 2009 No.2513504,1 The janitor also dislikes penises.

>>	Anonymous Jones ‮[8-FTU] ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭ !TapsqdZp4A Wed Apr 29 22:35:03 2009 No.2513504,2 FUCKING JANITOR FUCKING SUCKS

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 23:23:46 2009 No.2513504,3 Patiently awaiting "Hey /jp/? Question about assholes." thread

>>	Anonymous Jones ‮[8-FTU] ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭ !TapsqdZp4A Wed Apr 29 23:33:21 2009 No.2513504,4 >>2513504,3 Why? Even girls have assholes, so it's not really all that funny.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 00:22:47 2009 No.2513504,5 >>2513504,4 recall sign come here

>>	Anonymous Jones ‮[8-FTU] ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭ !TapsqdZp4A Thu Apr 30 00:27:43 2009 No.2513504,6 >>2513504,5 apologetic sign 「wireless internet」

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 02:19:15 2009 No.2513504,7 >>2513504,4 Oh yeah? well, you're mom!

>>	Suigin !YUsuiginy. Thu Apr 30 06:14:34 2009 No.2513504,8 what is a boner? i heard its the bone inside of penises that makes them hard but im not sure

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 10:14:41 2009 No.2513504,9 >>2513504,8 It's a figure of speech.

Anonymous Jones ‮[8-FTU] ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭ !TapsqdZp4A Thu Apr 30 20:59:20 2009 No.2513504,10 [INTERNAL]

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>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 21:01:56 2009 No.2513504,11 >>2513504,8 A boner is something you get when you make fun of people on the Internet.

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