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25126455 No.25126455 [Reply] [Original]

I love Alice!

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>> No.25162328

Alice has nice tits. I love her.

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Love her even more

>> No.25162620

Do you actually love her or are you just interested in her body?

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I'm just projecting an internalised conception of beauty into her, generating desire in the empty shell of Alice Margatroid, her external appearance being all the "Alice" that really exists and acting as a pretense to my own schizophrenia desiring-production.
So in this way you could say I'm just interested in her body.

I love Alice!

>> No.25164233

She has big boobs because I love her. Her boobs feast on love.

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Alice was made for marriage and procreation

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The absolute Truth

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Routine diaper check ze~

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I want to lick those pantyhose

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I can relate to Alice because I like ersatz little girls in frilly dresses too.

>> No.25191393

Double paizuri with Alice and her mom.

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>Double paizuri with Alice and her mom
Imagine the feeling

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>> No.25235579

Made to be lewded

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>> No.25240950
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Alice wants to die!

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I want to make Alice happy so she stops wanting to die!

>> No.25241710
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There is no saving her. Ever since Makai she wasn't the same Alice.

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I think those dream pills she gets from Eirin are actually antidepressants

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She probably lives a better life in her dreams. Goes to show how lonely this doll-playing loser is.

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Fuck off!, I want to make her happy!

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How evil of Eirin. Alice needs therapy, not drugs!

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I want to get high out of my mind with Alice and forget about all of our troubles together!

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Alice needs love

>> No.25242489

Alice needs love she never got from her mom!

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I will give her the love she needs!

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Sorry to disappoint, but that's not going to work if you're not-Marisa

Alice need friends but she can't get any because playing with dolls is a loser's hobby.

>> No.25242683

Alice is good
Therefore creating more alices creates more good

>> No.25242738

I'll pretend to enjoy playing with dolls so I could hang out with Alice!

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>Alice need friends but she can't get any because playing with dolls is a loser's hobby.
Sounds like I (And half of /jp/, for better or worse) be the perfect friend for her then!

>> No.25242851
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I don't care if she plays with dolls! That's cute! i'll still love her! I'll still hang out with her!

>> No.25242979
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None of us are Marisa. Alice may be a loser but she is a loser with a standard.

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Then this loser will be lonely forever.

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As it should be.

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I refuse to accept that!
I want to give her love!

>> No.25243560

But Marisa doesn't like her.
If she doesn't lower her standards and ends up spending the rest of her life all alone and bitter, it will be her fault and no one will feel sorry for her.

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I pay Alice for sex!

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too bad, she is going to have sex only with me!

>> No.25245307

If a /jp/sie broke up with Alice only 1 week into their relationship, I wouldn't be surprised. She'll have to set the bar so low until she can find someone that will tolerate her nasty habits!

>> No.25246151

She's lying to you. Just last weekend I paid her 200 yukaribucks to insert my penis into her anus until I ejaculated.

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what's alice's favourite pink floyd album?

>> No.25246380

Alice only listens to gypsy jazz

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you have been scammed, that was just one of alice's dolls who looks like her

>> No.25246419

I don't have a problem with this. The experience was extremely pleasurable and exactly what I paid for.

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Good!, Alice has an excellent sexdolls, another of her fantastic business

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Wait, so I can fuck Alice without having to deal with her terrible fetishes and emotional baggage?

>> No.25247462

Alice has no terrible fetishes! They're just a bit on the kinky side!

>> No.25248101

>terrible fetishes
>kinky side
What's Alice into? This may shift my interests from just wanting to amuse her by spending hours listening to her ramble on about her doll collection to actually wanting to do lewd things with her, depending on the answer.

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Watersports, giantess, hypnosis, infantilism, to name a few.

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>> No.25249638

Well, damn. If she's actually into that one, I'll be feeling a little bad about not having any talent for it.

...Maybe I should find a hypnotist and convince him to take over Alice's Sex Doll Prostitution business with me. He can keep Alice as his own personal doll, to boot.

>> No.25250603

Placebo is all you need. Just pretend you know how to do it and she'll believe she's actually hypnotized.
>He can keep Alice as his own personal doll
You sound like one of those gay NTRfags. Even Arisu deserves better than that.

>> No.25251187

Eh, it's not so much that as I'd be satisfied taking over her business and do whatever the hell I want on the side. Alice's body would just be my offer to recruit help, since I don't really need it past creating the appearance for others that she's still running her own show

>> No.25262796

We should hypnotize Alice into believing she's one of her dolls and prostitute herself along with them!

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Cute butt

>> No.25264571

alice is slute

>> No.25264597

Hot. Would become a frequent customer just to see how often I got her specifically.

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The idea of Alice being a secretly malicious witch who uses her powers to force others have sex with her while being conscious but unable to control their own body is so fucking hot

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Her friend is a slute

>> No.25264917

But she has no friends!

>> No.25265086
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You was tricked, she has a friend now

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Sanae is not real. She is just a product of Alice's degrading mind after years & years of isolation

>> No.25265935

How many years exactly? I want to know how much longer I have to wait to have my own Sanae.

>> No.25266210

your sanae tulpa will cheat on other dudes

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Someone make an updated version of the Alice hug hug chart with all hus.

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Alice deserves all the hugs!

>> No.25268948

It's an excellent business plan as well. She basically steals from the customers and if word of them buying sex from the evil witch in the woods got out, their lives would be ruined!

>> No.25268971

Weirdo doll lady

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Alice deserves all the bullies!

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Alice deserves all the LOVE!

>> No.25269162

Alice deserves all the MONEY (in exchange for sex)!

>> No.25269214
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Alice deserves all the bullies and THEN hugs to maximize their effectiveness!

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Alice deserves to be protected

>> No.25269424
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Alice deserves to lose sleep

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Alice deserves all the puppets!

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Alice deserves her silly sisters!

>> No.25269569
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Alice deserves a car

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Alice deserves a punch in the face!!!

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Alice deserves a kiss

>> No.25269797

Alice deserves to get beaten with a shovel!

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Alice deserves proper underwear

>> No.25269949

Why is Alice so flat? Did her dad have a tiny dick or something?

>> No.25270386

Shinki decided that there are enough busty daughters in the family. So Alice got the short end of the stick.

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Alice was flat only in the PC98 era, she is pretty busty currently

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I see Alice has been visiting Eirin as of recently.

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Alice got implants as an investment in her prostitution business!

>> No.25277475

Saddest sack in all of Gensoukyo

She's how old and STILL plays with dolls? What a loser

>> No.25277590

The only prostitutes in Gensokyo are Tewi, Aya and Reimu

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But Alice's dolls are cool and cute!

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No, me

>> No.25283975

Currently technically correct, but only because Alice sells her dolls instead of herself and Sanae doesn't charge.

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Her mom's genes.

>> No.25297149

she dedicates her magical prowess to roleplaying having actual friends and allies, it's pathetic

>> No.25297431
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Alice may not have many friends, but she's a very cute and sweet girl!

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The paizuri genes...

>> No.25302241
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Because Alice doesn't have many friends, she's desperate for affection and has done a lot of degrading casual sex trying to land a boyfriend! Ironically it has made it harder for her.

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Looks can be deceiving, she's actually just a creepy loser that doesn't know how to hold a conversation for longer than 1 minute. Or any conversation that isn't about hobbies/fetishes.

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>doesn't know how to hold a conversation for longer than 1 minute
I was going to laugh at how pathetic Alice is, then I realized that I too can't hold a conversation for more than a minute.

>> No.25304785

Alice has 4 and a half threads.

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Alice is just terrible at small talk. Whenever someone tries to hit up a conversation with her she always responds in 1-3 word sentences! Like talking to a brick wall!

>> No.25305158

Imagine the smell

>> No.25306802

I hate Sanae now.

>> No.25307462

God i can't unsee dick&balls
Sorry alice

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I can't believe she's this desperate for attention!

>> No.25312514

I'm going to pull the heads off all her stupid dolls!

>> No.25312583

I'm going to ejaculate inside all her stupid dolls! And her!

>> No.25312599

Are you going to take responsability for Shanghai's baby?

>> No.25312911

If you mean waiting until she grows up enough and then ejaculating inside her, yes.

>> No.25313038

Stop posting, Sanae.

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>> No.25313304

Yes, but not for Alice's baby.

>> No.25313406

Good, Shanghai is the one that matters

>> No.25315530

Rapeplay with Alice!
Covering her mouth when you start being too rough and hurting her so she can't say the safe word!

>> No.25331392
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This loser should've stayed in Makai, maybe then she wouldn't be bullied so much.

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Alice about to get her shit pushed in...then kicked out.

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Why is she even alive?

>> No.25349818

She may be a miserable dweeb, but she doesn't want to make her mom sad by killing herself

>> No.25350166

At what point did it all go wrong for Alice?

>> No.25350629
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They were all dead. The final gunshot was an exclamation mark to everything that had led to this point. I released my finger from the trigger. And then it was over.
Life was good. The sun setting on a sweet summer's day, the smell of freshly mowed lawns, the sounds of dolls playing-- A house across the river, in the Forest of Magic. A beautiful witch and Shanghai. The Gensokyo Dream come true.
But dreams have a nasty habit of going bad when you're not looking. The sun went down with practiced bravado. Twilight crawled across the sky, laden with foreboding.I didn't like the way the show started. But they had given me the best seat in the house. Front row center.

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The truth was like a green crack through my brain. Lives, bombs and graze stats floating in the air, glimpsed out of the corner of my eye. the repetitious act of shooting, time slowing down to show off my deathbombs. The paranoid feeling of someone controlling my every step. I was in an STG. Funny as Hell, it was the most horrible thing I could think of.

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When she became an adult loser from a cute loli

A girl with dolls is cute, a woman with dolls is just sad

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So you say if she left the dolls behind, she would be happy?

>> No.25398415
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"What are you so afraid of, Alice? What do you want from me?"
The things I want, by Alice Margatroid:
A smoke. Sake. For the sun to shine. I want to sleep, to forget. To change the past. My mom and Shanghai back. Unlimited dolls and a license to kill. But right then, more than anything, I wanted Marisa.

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>And a license to kill.
Alice sounds like a dork. If I were Marisa, i would've left her to die alone

>> No.25411605

No, but she'd be less of a loser

>> No.25411611
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You're killing me. Did you make that up yourself, or did you get some wino downstairs to come up with it?

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i'll still love her anyway

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Why is Alice always portrayed as a creep?

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Because she's a loser that probably re-enacts action movie scenes when no one's looking. Including the sex scenes with her Marisa doll

>> No.25413096

The fact that I will never be that Marisa physically hurts.

>> No.25413178

Please don't be rude when talking about my wife

>> No.25413406

It's all fun and games until you get yourself strung up, just like one of her puppets.

>> No.25413607
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She is cute

>> No.25413968

*even after

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It's your funeral Anon

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Eventually, sure. Until then, I'll enjoy every second.

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Alice is such a nice girl. Even though her life feels like hell, she's still thinking about her family!
But still, I want to hug and praise Alice single every day so she realizes that even without that reason, life is still worth living!
Even if she thinks otherwise, Alice deserves to be happy!

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Alice deserves love

>> No.25419894

I want to be Alice's breeding stud and impregnate both her and Marisa!

>> No.25423981
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I'd like to impregnate her tits.

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That's not how anatomy works Anon

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I'm indifferent towards Alice.

But I love Shanghai!

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Shanghai is very erotic and I desire koonago with her.

>> No.25540166
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>> No.25540261

I bet Alice is a footfag. Disgusting loser.

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>> No.25540992

You are allowed to call Alice a loser but don't call her disgusting.

>> No.25541251

You can't let yourself be held back by common sense in Gensokyo.

>> No.25552111

Alice has so many fetishes that I've lost count!

>> No.25565992

What a gross pervert

>> No.25581580
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Alice the bomb 2hu.

>> No.25582767
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I love bomb 2hu

>> No.25587745
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Please do not kinkshame Alice

>> No.25589156

I WILL kinkshame Alice while purchasing sex from her!

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No one would ever have sex with this creep.

>> No.25589768

Creepy girls are my fetish! I'd even pay for sex with her!

>> No.25589831
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Ever notice how the only difference between Alice and Marisa in each other's clothes is eye colour?

>> No.25590219
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That's what the last "boyfriend" said, and he bailed when he found out the kind of things Alice is into.

>> No.25590744

There's a few other differences: Marisa isn't a friendless, perverted, creepy looser who uses IEDs in danmaku battles.

>> No.25591124

I would pay exactly $2 for sex with Alice! And refuse to pay her more to drive home the point that she has no worth, even as a whore!

>> No.25594208

Why is Alice commiting war crimes in Danmaku? Has she no shame, no sense of deceny?

>> No.25594972

What's some of her least disgusting fetishes? If they aren't too bad, I'd happily indulge in them with her.

>> No.25599389

Urethral sounding isn't disgusting, it's just scary.

>> No.25599410

IT's more that she sucks at danmaku so she has to cheat and use explosives. "Bombs" in the gameplay sense don't count.

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I want to propose to Alice, who's so desperate she'll say yes right away!

And then leave her standing up at the altar in front of everyone by herself!

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Then i take her hand and marrying her in your place, thanks!

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I'd rather show up, only to marry her bridesmaid - Shanghai

>> No.25613232

It's only natural for Alice to be NTRed.

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You're supposed to cheat on her with her mom.

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You can marrying her mom or her dolls if you want, alice will be only for me

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I bet Alice overcooks her pasta and thinks it's good

>> No.25630389
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She has been committing war crimes since WWII, she is practically a bigger war criminal than hitler at this point.

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Hitler did nothing wrong

>> No.25634209

Alice is wanted in connection with multiple war crimes in the former Yugoslavia and is to be considered armed and dangerous at all times.

>> No.25634342

eat ass & tongue fuck

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My sweet and pure alice is a nice and kind person, she'd never hurt someone, only people who try to hurt her

>> No.25635131

I'll give Alice a fine wonderland, if you know what I mean.

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I don't understand

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I heard Alice committed the Srebrenica and My Lai massacres all by herself!

>> No.25641688

I want Alice to shove a ton of gunpowder up my ass and drop me in the middle of her enemies!

>> No.25644510

Alice has swallowed so much semen both orally and anally that her kill count is in the millions!

>> No.25674281
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Alice knows the other 2hus three sizes! If only she'd share.

>> No.25690821
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Why would you want to know other 2hus' measurements?

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Because I love boobs.

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Well you're not getting anything. The measurements of Alice's customers are extremely confidential!

>> No.25717939
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If only she was as discreet about her own lewdness

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There's nothing lewd about measuring a customer's bust. Or her own for that matter

>> No.25718880
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Alice is best 2hu

>> No.25718908

That's not Alice

>> No.25719110

Kill yourself

>> No.25719569

This but directed at Alice.

>> No.25741129

I want Alice to tell me how she's been contemplating suicide and then laugh at her!

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>> No.25744664
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Doc, I'm really gonna do it this time!

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I want to praise and cuddle with Alice until she stops thinking about committing suicide!

>> No.25745588

I'm going to FUCK all her suicidal thoughts away by having loving tender sex with her!

>> No.25758216
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Send Alice back to Makai. Gensokyo is not for her.

>> No.25759037
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Step right up and take your bets, is Alice really going to do it this time!

>> No.25759060
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I hear that Alice is great at making sweets

>> No.25759422

I'm going to Alice

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She is, she even open a cake shop

>> No.25759819

Alice is a huge coward. She'll cry and tell everyone she's going to do it, just to give up at the last second.

>> No.25760052
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She will persevere

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I want to visit her shop one day

>> No.25760648
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You will love her cakes!

>> No.25760918

Why did she hang the Hourai dolls?

>> No.25764645
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Which dessert sells least well in Alice's bakery?

>> No.25764703

She imagines it's herself

>> No.25775424

When Alice told everyone the first time that she was going to do it, they visited her home and did their best to brighten her day.
Eventually people realised she's just doing this for attention, so now they simpy tell Eirin that Alice is "at it again" and that she should send her some antidepressants.

>> No.25816921

So sad

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I want to make Alice happy, she is beautiful

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>> No.25853425
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Alice in Wonderland

>> No.25854062
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Wonderful Alice

>> No.25854435
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“But I don’t want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
"Oh, you can’t help that," said the Half-Phantom: "we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad."
"How do you know I’m mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Half-Phantom, "or you wouldn’t have come here.”

>> No.25854716
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Shinki threw her a birthday party but only one other person showed up.

>> No.25854831

Patchy was just here to get a late book back

>> No.25855088
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Actually, that's an old recording of Shinki and Patchy wishing Alice a happy birthday. She's trying to sync up her party popper with the one on the video, as can be seen here.

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Shinki went to Alice's party as a surprise

>> No.25855843

Shinki is Alice's disappointed mother, wondering where she went wrong to create such a useless, unlikeable, doll-playing hikikomori

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Shinki decided to experiment a little bit: by spoiling a daughter to death instead of instilling strict discipline into her (like Yumeko). Needless to say, Shinki regrets trying that experiment.

>> No.25856372

I'm guessing the book was titled "How to Live With Your Crap Self"

>> No.25856553

I heard Alice traced down the author's address and has tried contacting them for even more advice!

>> No.25857294

Who's the author?

>> No.25857491

Keine, she knows a failure when she sees one. And she's helped many of them.

>> No.25858281

Hold up. This wasn't from a conversation with the March Hare, but with the Cheshire Cat.

>> No.25858532
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You are correct. But I remembered that Youmu had stared at the moon after the Imperishable Night incident, so I thought the "I'm mad" dialogue would go well with her. The pic acted as an inspiration rather than the focus.

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Seeing Marisa taking care of Alice in the lastest chapter of Cheating Detective Satori make me feel like I'm in a fever dream because you guys have been meming about her being a lonely weirdo for so long.

>> No.25873790

Marisa knows that if Alice dies or gets very sick, she won't have anyone to make fun of anymore. So it's important to check up on her sometimes.

>> No.25875220

>Marisa is Eric Cartman

>> No.25878943
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She IS a lonely weirdo, but you still don't want them to die.

Their life isn't funny anymore if they die.

>> No.25880872

>you guys have been meming about her being a lonely weirdo for so long.
They are just projecting themselves in a fictional character

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Creeps like her should always be sexually taken advantage of

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I want Alice to take sexually advantage of me

>> No.25882849

I want to take Alice out on a date, have her pay for the meal. And never contact her again! Unless I want another free meal!

>> No.25882935

It would be so easy too. Just compliment and pretend to care about her, and that loser will fall for you in an instant.

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you all are so cruel

>> No.25883257

Alice would definitely be the kind of loner that would play the piano for some church just so she could interact with people.

>> No.25883625

Bullying cute girls feels great, anon. You should try it sometime.

>> No.25884850

We bully Alice because we love her! I think...

>> No.25888525

Ah the Marisa method

>> No.25889250
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Works every time. As an added bonus, you also get to avoid her terrible cooking. And if you're really lucky, maybe she'll give you some of the biscuits Shinki makes for her. What a sweetheart.

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>her terrible cooking
Alice is good at cooking

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Explain THIS

>> No.25889907
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handle many dolls at the same time could be a little hard, and she would make mistakes for that, but she's still pretty skillful

>> No.25891235

She wanted to make a delicious meal for Anon, but thanks to her low self esteem, she started doubting her own skills, which led to her making mistakes.
Please hug her and tell her that everything is fine.

>> No.25891733
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So Alice is bad at working under pressure.
I want Sakuya to host her equivalent of Hell's Kitchen and go ballistic on Alice for constantly screwing up!

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Wrong! This person is deceased!

>> No.25892475

Her DOLLS are good at cooking. Alice herself is atrocious at cooking.

>> No.25893525
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She is who control her dolls, so essentially she is who cooks

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But Sakuya is evil and cruel, she'll make Alice cry.

>> No.25895594

Alice is fucking DEAD!

>> No.25902339
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That's exactly what I want to happen to Alice.

>> No.25910417
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Sakuya wouldn't dare. Yumeko would absolutely murder anyone who made Alice cry.

>> No.25910882

Sanny should donate one of her boyfriends to Arisu so she can stop being so lonely.

>> No.25911030

Yumeko would side with Sakuya once she found out that Alice is so bad that she burns the garlic! All those years perfecting her culinary skills, and for what?

>> No.25911187

She'd probably terrify both Alice and Sakuya, and end up taking control of the show and making Sakuya one of the contestants.

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>> No.25913351
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Well that'd be just plain unfair. Sakuya would mop the floor with the rest of the contestants, unless it was rigged.

>> No.25913640

If Shinki was judging, it would be heavily rigged in Alice's favour, but Yumeko would be too proud to play favourites and she'd be objective. It still wouldn't be an easy win for Sakuya, though. When the judge is also a maid who's a head taller than you, intimidating as hell and has ginormous natural G-cup breasts, it can be hard to stay composed.

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I'd still root for Alice-chan.

>> No.25913979
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Would Yumeko permit the use of assistants? In that case Alice could use her dolls and Sakuya could use the fairy maids.

>> No.25914077

I don't see why she wouldn't. The fairymaids might end up being more of a liability than an asset, though.

>> No.25914908
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Cheongsam Alice!

>> No.25915158
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That's true. Oh well, Alice would lose even if she had Shinki on her team anyway.

>> No.25915328
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Casual Alice!

>> No.25918587
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Working Alice!

>> No.25918637

Why is it Team Shanghai Alice?

What did Alice and Shanghai do to get the name that way?

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Bikini Alice

>> No.25930091
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Oh look, a time when Alice was happy for once in her life.

>> No.25932206
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I love loli Alice!

>> No.25932792
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Lolice is not for lewd!

>> No.25933016

division bell, high hopes and some vodka take you places

>> No.25933079
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She would still be happy if she hadn't ran away from home.

I'm going to give Alice a naked adult hug!
I just hope she keeps it a secret from her mommy!

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Poor Alice, just wanted to carve out a life of her own, but ended up becoming a failure instead.

>> No.25933795

Sanae doesn't have boyfriends, she has "sex toys".

Best doujin.

It's called that because the 2hu games are just the fever dreams of Alice and Shanghai.

>> No.25939498

Do dolls dream of plastic sheep?

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I wonder how she would react to having a human guest who actually gets fascinated by her dolls, rather than getting creeped out by them and running away.

I'm definitely not trying to imagine myself as said human guest or anything.

>> No.25945192
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Sakuya isn't evil and cruel

>> No.25945356

She has her public performances that she does with them, right? ...That is, unless the average human in Gensokyo views it as more of a freak show, I guess.

>> No.25954979
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Alice has been taking lessons on social interaction from Marisa, who has purposefully been training her wrong as a joke.

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Why is Marisa so cruel? She's Alice's only friend!

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>> No.25961551
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But whose cum is that?

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Marisa's, of course.

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What's there to be jealous of?

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>> No.25962059

marisa pettan
alice boing boing

>> No.25963121
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Looks like Marisa got sick and it's up to Alice to take care of her!

>> No.25963154

Someone who paid a lot of money!

>> No.25963860

with that incompetent womanchild being her only carer, Marisa may as well be uthenised

>> No.25963958
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>incompetent womanchild
Alice is a responsible and trustworthy person!

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Alice may be a creep, but she will always do her best when it comes to helping her friends!

>> No.25964108

Flat is best.


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Alice has many friends. Like Marisa! And Shanghai! And her mom!

>> No.25964418
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You know. Rumia looks a lot like Alice and Marisa...

>> No.25964462
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And Reimu

>> No.25964557
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Alice is pretty, smart and has many friends!

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And Sakuya

>> No.25965177

Does Shinki loves Shanghai? She's a sweet girl working hard and doesn't deserve this

>> No.25966065

Shinki loves Alice very much and is willing to do anything to make her daughter happy, even if it means playing along with her when she treats her dolls like actual people with independent thoughts and feelings, and telling them that she loves them.

>> No.25966476

hi Seija

>> No.25966501

I didn't know they got internet in Gensokyo - hi Alice, please post bob and vagene

>> No.25966569
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time to end this thread, i love my wife and i just wish the best for her

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Bully bait

>> No.25967258

I want to rest my head on Reimu's chest.

>> No.25967409
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Alice is for cuddling, not bullying

>> No.25967587

What about bullying and then cuddling to make up with her?

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Only if she also get a kiss

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Getting Alice drunk and then..!

>> No.25970369

sleep rape paizuri

>> No.25970439

I want to cum in all her clothes.

>> No.25970476 [SPOILER] 
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Like this?

>> No.25970525

Yes, that doujin is one of my favorites.

>> No.25970536

god i wish i were alice there

>> No.25976276

you would want to submerge your hands and legs in the sperm of at least 40 different anons?

>> No.25978681

You'd reek of semen for a week.

>> No.25979266

Bullying by cuddling her in public!

>> No.25983064

I want to bully Alice by pulling out just as she's about to orgasm!
Doing it every time until she starts crying!

>> No.25986546
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yes i would, it would be hot
i don't mind

>> No.26007912

Goodnight, Alice.

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Nighty night, Alice.

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>> No.26014329
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Sweet dreams my sweet and beloved alice