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>> No.25118776
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Been reading Gene Wolfe's Book of the New Sun. The MC is visited by a huge, thicc Undine who keeps trying to fuck him.
What a wonderful world!

>> No.25118786

Imagine being named Gene Wolfe

>> No.25118809

I can't, it's too rad.

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>> No.25119066

could be worse it could be Gene-Warped Warwolf

>> No.25119081

I stopped reading that comic a long time ago. Did we ever meet her mom like the other girls did?

>> No.25119085
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6th for happy Manticores

>> No.25119087
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Harpy Doctor update, plus pic of Savia.
Going to write more of it this weekend.

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Are there any baphomets who would adjust easily to the modern world? Or do they all have potential issues that could pop up?

>> No.25119104

I knew it reminded me of something

>> No.25119138

>Gene-Warped Warwolf
so a four armed albino kobold?

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>> No.25119230

They would be shot on sight, hopefully

>> No.25119235
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>Let's cuddle tonight, my cute little porkchop~

>> No.25119439

jinko and ocelomeh cat tongues scraping spirit energy from your penis

>> No.25119451

Do tell.

>> No.25119523

huff their fluff collars

>> No.25119560

Let's not.

>> No.25119601


>> No.25119608

Could be difficult, we'd be constantly one kindergarten/elementary school incident away from going full nuclear on monsters

>> No.25119690
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If her tits ain't big enough to completely bury your head in, she might as well be a loli.

>> No.25119720

Shit taste.

>> No.25119754

Sex with Monstergirls while wearing a condom

>> No.25119770
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Baphomet doing some reading

>> No.25119825

This is the right kind of woman. The kind that can pin you down just by laying on you and silence any resistance by smothering you with her huge tits. You're not done until she says you're done.

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Maledom on giantess!

>> No.25119955

Thanks harpy dude.

>> No.25119961

No, really. What happened?

>> No.25120004

Someone needs to teach shiro how to sit properly.

>> No.25120036

What is going on here? I don't know that manga.

>> No.25120118

>"By a mere human"
Salamander turning a proud warrior into a mere human man when?

>> No.25120224
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Don't let those nerds go unsmashed. If you're walking down the hallway and you catch a gay ass four-eyed freak looking at you, then you are well within your rights to shoulder check that bitch and smash her into the nearest locker. Stuff her in there, its not like she can stop you. Then get her number. It works every time bros. I'd say good luck, but you don't need it.

>> No.25120255

Better yet, get into the locker with her. Then you can bully her even more and she won't be able to run away.

>> No.25120280

Hakutaku is just a nerdy minotaur

>> No.25120292

I wanna be bullied by a buff Minotaur nerd

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Order Police presence in response to monstergirl delinquents

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There isn't enough room with her fat nerd ass filling up the locker.
And Cupids are just Houri with guns. I'm still gonna give this dork a swirley.

>> No.25120413

Stop posting irrelevant images you fucking retard

>> No.25120535
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Nergigantes are scary.

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Nah, they are just spiky nerds who are weak to groping.

>> No.25120583

It was a mistake to show feral monsters WWE

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Watch out! WATCH OUT!

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But they are the reason we have Monday Night Mating, the most watched matches in televised wrestling.

>> No.25120619

Always stupid how easy it is to spot /tg/ posters and /monster/ refugees.

>> No.25120629
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I'm suddenly having flashbacks to idle summers of sleeping late because I stayed up all night to watch MONDAY NIGHT RAW and Smackdown.
I miss being excited about things.

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I gotta get their autographs!

>> No.25120690

But /tg/ posters are supposed to be intellectually superior to us tho

>> No.25120692

Why would you want to hurt Greilia or Marune?

>> No.25120706

Quick question:

How do monster girls take care of their teeth? Are their specialist dentists for each race?

>> No.25120709
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no teeth - no problem

>> No.25120711

Son be a dentist!

>> No.25120728

Do undeads still have to take care of their teeth? or do they just ask the local lich to "fix" their teeth?

>> No.25120741 [DELETED] 

Supposed to.

>> No.25120761

>go to get autographs from your two favorite wrestler
>suddenly wake up in your bed the next morning, unable to remember what happened
>your pelvis is incredibly sore, and when you check yourself, you find "From, the Ama-conda and the Oni Queen" written in lipstick above your dick with matching kiss marks
>that's when you notice your shower is running and you can hear two women laughing

>> No.25120762

It's either dental work for Ghouls, or complete lower jaw insertions for Zombies and Skeletons.
Not to mention Vampires who require very delicate polishing of their sharp fangs from time to time.

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Mersharks have it so easy, they just regrow them

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I can imagine some inexperienced dentist get accidentally graped by his Apophis patient too

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The longer the better.
I want to be unable to go anywhere in my house without being completely surrounded by lamia tail.

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Somehow ended up finding my own post back from almost five years ago.
>nothing changed lmao
Anyways I'm aware of it now, and so should you.

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>projecting this much
>not wanting to knock up a big lovable oni
>not loving your oni's cute laughs

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>> No.25121323

"Stronkk rapey monsters XDXD" is the Africa of /mgt/.

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>> No.25121377

>implying anons arent' just virgin manchlidren who want a girl who will literally do everything by herself because they have no idea or desire to be even remotely independent
Come on, le ebin rape fetish is obvious as fuck.

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>We're snuggling in bed whether you want to or not
>It's snowing outside but I'm taking the blankets off, now you'll have to hug me all night or freeze

>> No.25121447

You lack imagination, I can think of five other reasons why people like them before even getting near some fucking tinfoil reddit shit like that.

>> No.25121475

Let's hear them fag.

>> No.25121509 [DELETED] 

I thought that was from Elsword for a moment.

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>> No.25121557

Yeah but what if I wanted to confuse a Manticore by saying she's cute and not being scared when she does the whole "I'm a monster and I'm going to eat you" schtick?

>> No.25121635

1. They are based
2. They are redpilled
3. They aren't redditfags
4. They are based chads
5. They aren't basedboys

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But I guess she's supposed to be a VTuber?

>> No.25121721

Zombies are good girls and deserve extra warm cuddles I'd make sure to wrap myself in a heated blanket before I hug her

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>> No.25121749

>hating Reddit

>> No.25121760

she looks like a high level slime

>> No.25121814

See this is why I want a Owl Mage at the end of the day, they would definitely help with that independence issue.

>> No.25121822

this is actually one of them but other than that there is wanting a forward woman instead of vagina worship society dictating you do everything. then surprisingly it never occurred to you that they want to happily be a cumpump for them. then depending on the girl and their personal fantasy it could lead to a wild change in lifestyle and environment. an anon already posted a valid reason and i phoneposted this while taking a shit, but you couldn't even fucking think of one thing besides some retarded ass shit?

>> No.25121848

Bro, you posted cringe

>> No.25121895

>Live next to a fox shrine
>Sneak in every night and jack off into the offering box
You need to make them think you don't want to be caught, it makes it fun for all parties.

>> No.25121938

they won't appreciate the offering being in there for so long instead of fresh

>> No.25121975

>All these brainlet opinions
It's the desire to be desired amped up to 11 because a lot of fetishes are hyperbolic in nature. How are you all so retarded?

>> No.25121988

>seething virgin
Calm down.

>> No.25121992

Point in case.

>> No.25122014

Calm down incel.

>> No.25122019

Stop seething.

>> No.25122045

if you looked at their redditor responses you'd see there is no point in trying

>> No.25122063

>the state

>> No.25122071

>a Cheshire Cat saying/going "BRUH." To you

>> No.25122094

I agree fellow intellectual, these darn redditors are heckin unwholesome

>> No.25122105

Imagine a... An Alp-Ophis

>> No.25122162 [DELETED] 

I want to suck her dick.

>> No.25122174

>"BRUH. You're a fast shot Anon, all it took was a little tweaking from my paw. Let's get to work on that endurance, shall we?"

>> No.25122200

Thread's fulla faggots lately and I don't really know why. They've got a hate boner for anything they vaguely perceive as /pol/ / /r9k/ tho.

>> No.25122258

i think this is the same guy who replies to that one anon's gazer posts with "reddit cringe meme" every time.

>> No.25122311

True, they don't even like lolis and wouldn't fuck a kid if given the chance
thread is infested with normies and crossboarders

>> No.25122344 [DELETED] 

>wouldn't fuck a kid
You mean wouldn't fuck a loli.

>> No.25122347

fuck off

>> No.25122419

And that will drive the chase.

>> No.25122441 [DELETED] 

Is it honestly safe to say the MGE Demon Lord Lilith is already evolved into a borderline Eldritch Lovecraft-tier being? I mean think about it. Demon Succubus Lord Lilith has cheated the magical metaphysical rules and system so much she has mutated and bastardized it to the point she can outright rewrite certain reality concepts and metaphysical rules and logic. The power of love, lust and sex which she apparently specializes in has resulted in a positive feedback loop thanks to her falling in love and having sex with the very hero and champion blessed by the Chief God.

And all that gathered power she used to alter entire races and species to not only be beautiful and sexy like her. But to also alter the very fabric of reality and metaphysics to bend to her rule and meta. And someone in /jp/ once said that Demon Lord Lilith is basically that anime goddess Haruhi and Azatoth mixed together in terms of power levels.

Though I have to disagree with the Azatoth part as a I think Lilith is Haruhi and Nyarlathotep in terms of power levels. But basically I can imagine MGE Lilith can practically arm wrestle against literal Outer Gods like Yog-Sottoth and Nyarlathotep. And managing to tell them to GTFO and not dare mess around with HER world. She can fend off Outer Gods and other Cosmic Horrors all thanks to the to the power of love, lust and sex.

What do you think though?

>> No.25122470

Is it honestly safe to say the MGE Demon Lord Lilith is already evolved into a borderline Eldritch Lovecraft-tier being? I mean think about it. Demon Succubus Lord Lilith has cheated the magical metaphysical rules and system so much she has mutated and bastardized it to the point she can outright rewrite certain reality concepts and metaphysical rules and logic. The power of love, lust and sex which she apparently specializes in has resulted in a positive feedback loop thanks to her falling in love and having sex with the very hero and champion blessed by the Chief God.

And all that gathered power she used to alter entire races and species to not only be beautiful and sexy like her. But to also alter the very fabric of reality and metaphysics to bend to her rule and meta. And someone in /jp/ once said that Demon Lord Lilith is basically that anime goddess Haruhi and Azatoth mixed together in terms of power levels.

Though I have to disagree with the Azatoth part as a I think Lilith is Haruhi and Nyarlathotep in terms of power levels. But basically I can imagine MGE Lilith can practically arm wrestle against literal Outer Gods like Yog-Sottoth and Nyarlathotep. And managing to tell them to GTFO and not dare mess around with HER world. She can fend off Outer Gods and other Cosmic Horrors all thanks to the to the power of love, lust and sex.

What do you think though?

>> No.25122485

>Is it honestly safe to say the MGE Demon Lord Lilith is already buzzword buzzword buzzword?
Yes you are right as usual /tg/

>> No.25122488 [DELETED] 

Who the fuck is 74043594?

>> No.25122516

What about a Cheshire Cat who is basically/literally PewDiePie?

BARRELS! Stefano. Edgar! Happy Wheels playthroughs. Meme Reviews and recently, Floor Gang! *hits tambourine*

>> No.25122528 [DELETED] 

Doesn't /tg/ like to kill monster girls?

>> No.25122558

Okay yes, I do browse both here AND the /tg/ monstergirl thread casually. Look I won't expect you all to understand or believe I'm not THAT crossboarder you have a hateboner for. But it is a legit question in mind. So please, no "REEE /tg/ Boogeyman!" Please.

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Now what kind of sicko would want to cover a poor little squirrel in tar?

>> No.25122587 [DELETED] 

REEE /tg/ Boogeyman!

>> No.25122602

Then ask this 'legit' question on /tg/, they loooooooove this shit

>> No.25122677

WTF are you racist bro? Besides that scumbag wasn't even that good a writer to deserve mentioning, watch this and educate yourself.

>> No.25122684

What does it mean when a Hakutaku or Crow Tengu teacher gives out F's grades in a similar manner Mister Denzel Crocker from the Fairly Odd Parents does?

>> No.25122721

If I go to the bad part of monster city wearing a shirt that says "you can't rape me" would I survive

>> No.25122742

Making a prideful Wight do ass to mouth!

>> No.25122745 [DELETED] 

ded thread

>> No.25122819

So like Die Hard 3?

>> No.25122827

well obviously how else will you go get your things to move in with the hellhound that ruined your penis for any other?

>> No.25122835

Define "survive".
If we're talking about the undead slums, you'll be leaving as a undead incubus.

>> No.25122842

let me rephrase that my pelvis surviving the whole day

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>> No.25122861

We should have a monster board to replace the 8ch board desu

>> No.25122870

What are the undead slums like because they sound comfy

>> No.25122889

Which monsters are into muscular men?

>> No.25122899

Pretty sure getting milked dry by a Manticore's tail wouldn't break your pelvis

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>> No.25123015

A feral youth

>> No.25123041

Salamander, Valkyrie

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>> No.25123288
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Stop peeing in the water.

>> No.25123308

but that's you doing it not me

>> No.25123313
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Reposting since the last thread died - wrote a story about worshipping a Pharaoh's body. Please enjoy.


>> No.25123332

Nobody cares.

>> No.25123344

Ow the edge

>> No.25123388 [DELETED] 

Which monster girl is the edgiest?

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>> No.25123446

Manticore. Pretending all the bad things the Order says about them are true is pretty edgy.

>> No.25123478

Mediocre at best.

>> No.25123483
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how big is too big?

>> No.25123534

A few sizes up from that.

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Loved it.

>> No.25123566 [DELETED] 

There's no such thing as too big.

>> No.25123637

>"Does "the soulless monster" want a ice cream?"

>> No.25123688

but the water is so relaxing

>> No.25123728

Chuuni automaton

>> No.25123811


>> No.25123830 [DELETED] 

no u

>> No.25123879
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>There's no such thing as too big.

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>> No.25124044

Damn, that was pretty good. Thanks for taking my request Anon.

>> No.25124089 [DELETED] 

I didn't read it.

>> No.25124170

Feeling lonely?

>> No.25124186 [DELETED] 

Lonely for what?

>> No.25124208 [DELETED] 

This thread being raided or something, what's going on?

>> No.25124226

You have to go back.

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>> No.25124265
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They'll get tired eventually

>> No.25124287 [DELETED] 

Most of the posts in this thread so far are off-topic garbage so probably.

>> No.25124320

>Retards who think they're posting epic baits will get tired
doubt it

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Listen to your big sister

>> No.25124346 [DELETED] 

Back where?

>> No.25124356 [DELETED] 

Some hecking unwholesome redditors are raiding our thread
yikes and cringe!

>> No.25124389 [DELETED] 

Which monster girls are Redditors?

>> No.25124431
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How come Genies aren't discussed more? They seem like good girls.

>> No.25124495 [DELETED] 

fuck off

>> No.25124523


>> No.25124602

They're great, but nobody seems to have them as their waifu so they don't get brought up.
They are good but I like other girls more so I don't commission any art for them.

>> No.25124603

Gonna tell that Genie I wish she had massive tits and was pregnant with four kids..

>> No.25124612

Gensokyo... a sinful town.

>> No.25124683

>No loli vamp to cumflate only for her maid to walk in.

>> No.25124702

>she takes a picture of you
>shares to the entire school you both attend to get praise from her chad/bishie bf
"Loving nee-sans" everyone.

>> No.25124786

>cumflate the maid and force the vamp to watch

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>> No.25124855

>Force her to watch
>Implying you aren't giving her a break so she doesn't blank out and go full ahego.

>> No.25125138 [DELETED] 

Whose kids?

>> No.25125142

Why explore the pharaoh's ruins when you can explore her holes with your tongue?

>> No.25125160

Considering those wishes work with fucking.
Who do you think?

>> No.25125266

Why do that when you can explore her holes with your penis?

>> No.25125343

Cause there's other more interesting girls I can find there.

>> No.25125360

How else are you taste her delicious body and smell her intoxicating scent?

>> No.25125420

>that ironic emote use
>off topic image
>obsession with american normalfag culture
I sure hope you've changed in the last five yea-
Never mind you're still a fag.

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Consider:stuck in a small barn on a hot day full of cow sheep and goats

>> No.25125430

Why explore yourself when you can watch someone else explore?

>> No.25125441

Apophis > pharaoh

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Big Russian bears

>> No.25125486

How many of these are the same retard who replied agreeing to the post about rape? I want to bet 3/4 at least

>> No.25125562

It's all one guy, it can't be that multiple people disagree with you, right?

>> No.25125571

That was honestly really enjoyable you've really got a knack for writing important monster girls. Please consider Ice Queen, Wight or Nurarihyon in future.

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Damn! Shoggoth Meidos used to look like this!?

Also pictured is Shog-chan fighting and REEEE'ing at her former masters.

>> No.25125693

It's very telling when someone's been noticeably been posting off topic images recently and going completely against the kind of thing people who normally post here. Sticks out like a sore thumb more than you would likely think, being anonymous doesn't shield people from being noticed if they make very poor attempts to hide it.

>> No.25125732

I agree, when I post my OC and then samefag to make it look like everyone loves it, people usually buy it and tell me I'm a good writer.
Negativity just doesn't fly here.

>> No.25125736 [DELETED] 

With your penis.

>> No.25125775 [DELETED] 

You can taste her pussy juice with your dick, anon. You can slurp the saliva out of her mouth with your dick. Gotta use your tongue for that

>> No.25126019

a wonderful form of hell

>> No.25126077

Why does that outfit make me think she's gonna trap us in some sort of neverending time-loop on a Hawaiian island?

>> No.25126117

.... Cursed Sword.... duh

>> No.25126123

What monsters besides Dark Elves would put nipple clamps on you?

>> No.25126163
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New wife picture! Does your wife like coffee?

>> No.25126205

High elf

>> No.25126228

>Is coffee good for you?

>> No.25126256

she does but we don't get to have it much

>> No.25126273

ponder the scents

>> No.25126401

contemplate the sweat

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>> No.25126502

>Ice Queen
Weak to being bent over and anal

>> No.25126506

might need a cat detector for this one

>> No.25126531

Cursed Tachi sword and Living Gusoku armor. Two horny personalities vying for control of one body.

>> No.25126548

>pressed from all sides by sweaty cows sheep and goats

>> No.25126549
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She doesn't look hard to detect, but okay.

>> No.25126685

>Have to fuck and cumflate the maid to get her approval before you can fuck the vampire.
>Still have to fuck her when you become the vampire's sex servant.

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>> No.25126856

She likes seeing how vigorous you are.
That being said, its always fun when she forgets she's got a party or social gathering she's going to be attending and has you go at her and the maid beforehand.

>> No.25126936
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Sodomize demons
Facefuck demons
Breed demons
Kiss demons

>> No.25127178
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>> No.25127180

Hey anon, want to know what makes it more obvious I'm right? Out of multiple posts called out for samefagging only one took offense. I fully expect you want to change this now, either for that post or this one but a little tip for in future, next time you samefag try not to make all the posts short one to three word negative posts in the same style with no explanation.
At least put effort into your trolling, not sure what you have against the writer but there's been better shit posters.

>> No.25127243

Remember to fill your jinkos with cubs.
Good work Anon.

>> No.25127252

Yes. I like my coffee like I like my waifu: black as tar and hot as hell.

>> No.25127299

>ha-ha you all are the same person
Absolutely obsessed, fellow redditor.

>> No.25127356

Extinction is off the menu, boys

>> No.25127381

My waifu tends to call me a slut, due to my overactive imagination and sub tendencies. But at the same time, she's the one always walking around the house naked. Cooking me meals in nothing but an apron. Exposing her bare cheeks to me like that.
Could it be...that my dear waifu... who is always so forward and aggressive in bed...is the real slut here?

I dunno. Something about defenseless booty really flips my switch.

>> No.25127382

>1 reddit meme reply again in the same style

>> No.25127412
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>> No.25127423

Fantastic taste Anon, which species is your temptress from?

>> No.25127470

Mamano aren't so retarded that they eat foods they aren't adapted to (and the ones that do are magic enough that it doesnt matter)

>> No.25127476

>ha-ha funny greentext

>> No.25127493

You're not helping your case

>> No.25127508

on what?

>> No.25127517

Based as hell, thanks!

>> No.25127520

I agree, kinda cringe ngl

>> No.25127543


>> No.25127634
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First look at the Sandworms in the new Dune film were leaked. Melange give them a healthy orange glow!

>> No.25127646

What if I tell the evil Lich I want to live?

>> No.25127693

She'll go Herbert West on you

>> No.25127826

Is meido on vacation or forgot about this thread? So many crossboarders spouting shit and their trash slangs

>> No.25127872
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>> No.25127931

Ye them gosh darn crossboarders an their frickin cosplay-tier monster girls stinkin up our thread

>> No.25127937

A muffled UMI DA can be heard echoing in the cleavage

>> No.25127988

Lucky wockfag

>> No.25128072

What a way to go.
You sure that wasn't a MUNE DA?

>> No.25128094

They're at the beach, surely he's excited to see the ocean despite living his whole life on an island.

>> No.25128158 [DELETED] 

baka desu senpai

>> No.25128160

>10 minutes later his head is entirely in her pussy
>Her tentacles are lickings his nipples
>Her tail is a foot deep in his asshole
>She's sipping on a beer like everything's normal

>> No.25128196

Fish Girl!

>> No.25128222

my favorite fish to beat the heat with!

>> No.25128268

the fluid looks a too fluffy underwater to be pee....

>> No.25128289

Is it mandatory?

>> No.25128325

Poor kiki couldn't find a master to serve and had to resort to being an unpaid janitor on a tibetan basket weaving forum.

>> No.25128366

where's her big fluffy sexy tail?

>> No.25128388

I'll stick to sodomizing

>> No.25128389

I want to make her some homemade hot pockets

>> No.25128401

monsters tend to do this to their husbands all the time at the beach.

>> No.25128477

Ok, this is epic

>> No.25128501

laying on their tummy is good too

>> No.25128523 [DELETED] 

What is?

>> No.25128619

cooking for a kiki sounds nice

>> No.25128675

>tying kiki to a chair and forcing her to watch as you cook her a dinner

>> No.25128715

Kenkou Cross says to eat hellhound pussy cum!

>> No.25128822

that's why you cook while she is busy arguing with a shog on the internet

>> No.25128837
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>not having a tied up kiki cook for you

>> No.25128846

>eat the dinner her master cooked and go against the natural order
>refuse to eat the dinner her master cooked and make him sad that he did a bad job
There's no winning here.

>> No.25128849

>Kiki bdsm involves the master poorly cleans while the maid is forced to watch
>washing plates without soap
>sweeping dust under furniture
>throwing clutter into the closet

>> No.25128934

Is it better or worse if I purposely try to do a good job at cleaning but it's not up to her quality or if I purposely fuck up worse at cleaning

>> No.25129053

Remeinder, there's no breakfast as healthy for you as your waifu's pussy.

>> No.25129091

>arguing with a shog on the internet
>both are arguing which direction a broom should go if it's back and forth or forth and back

>> No.25129111

If it’s on purpose it’s sadism if it’s on accident it’s a tragedy

>> No.25129442

New must have accessory for the diligent monster maid: feather duster butt plug.

>> No.25129512

>A few sizes up from that.
how many?

>> No.25129530
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I'd just put it on the end of an armbinder, along with a panelgag with a duster attached to it.

>> No.25129554

Megaholst sized

>> No.25129701

I have lots of wives so that means i'm going to be a healthy incubus husband!

>> No.25129711

That's getting kind of close. Each breast bigger than her head is peak territory I think. But there are other things to consider too, like her size and body type. Some girls can carry even larger breasts without looking too freaky.

>> No.25129751

Won't the tail get in the way?

>> No.25129781
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the most diligent monster maid IS the feather duster

>> No.25129864

What did mastah do to get that kind of look from shoggy?

>> No.25129933

He didn't lick his plate clean, practically shog abuse.

>> No.25129948

This but with a loli

>> No.25130024

he hasn't fused with her and have fusion self-sex in the shog tub full of shog juice in the shog bathroom in his shog house where mastah is always being milked by different appendages of shog that are all over the house for the sake of keeping him milked forever.

>> No.25130104

compared her to kiki

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>> No.25130136

sounds like foreverially tiedup delitized mastah

>> No.25130172

I'm gonna kidnap a zombie and then get her addicted to kissing.

>> No.25130212

at least he's loving it.

>> No.25130235

It's probably easier with a Ghoul.

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>> No.25130266

>Additionally, the taste of the mana contained in saliva isn't so important as the act of ingesting it through kissing. From what I've heard, the unbearable sensation of having a man's mana flow into one's head, seemingly melting one's thoughts, is even sweeter than an internal vaginal ejaculation, and it is addictive, so many monsters will frequently beg their partner for kisses.
Any monster can be a kiss slut.

>> No.25130281

Very beautiful commission

>> No.25130285

>not getting her addicted to cum and wighting her

>> No.25130390

I'd do that to a dominant one, that would be a nice way of getting dominated by her.

>> No.25130489

Of shoving things in her butt? No.
By the way, it comes in 5 sizes: Small, medium, large, extra large, and permanent gape.

>> No.25130519

Lumberfoot? more like lumberdick cause I got wood for that elf

>> No.25130595

I have an idea for a Monster Girl RPG:
You are a human boy slave with a ruthless monster mistress who's your sex trainer.
The world is sprawling with horny shadow constructs that are terrorizing the world and the only way to rid them and put them to rest is to reduce their stamina through sex and make them faint.
The battles are basically these shadow constructs raping you while your monster trainer watches over you and orders you to do special techniques to increase your odds of winning and make them faint.
You lose once you faint from loss of stamina and to win, you must improve your sexual performance.
You can restore your stamina through vitality potions and gentle femdom and you can grind your stats by having your mistress fuck you at a campsite or a hotel. Doing it in public increases your stats more more but you'll more likely be denied service temporarily by the townsfolk
You can get more mistresses of different species by selling yourself for partial ownership under the authority of your current mistress and you can learn new magic and techniques from different mistresses and get unique interactions during sexual training.

>> No.25130727

Can you just kill yourself already? Because that joke wasn't funny the first 5432636 times you said it here.

>> No.25130771

Which monster girl will hold my hand and interlock fingers with me?

>> No.25130782

sounds hot.

>> No.25130868

Any with proper hands.

>> No.25130914

what about a ghost could she use gloves to hold hands?

>> No.25131021
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How do you feel about WAMEN?

>> No.25131060
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That can help if she can't fully materialize yet, human gloves should be easy for her.

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>> No.25131133

As your picture says, not much I can do when my Manticore wife wants some lovin’. The best I can do is just submit so she doesn’t barb me. At least till milking day.

>> No.25131207

I love being manhandled, and that's a great size for it.

>> No.25131224

weak ghosts deserve offerings

>> No.25131225

That's Wonderland. Be glad she's the only Jabberwock on the beach.

>> No.25131254

What happened?

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>> No.25131636

Would a monster veteran cover up her scars or embrace them

>> No.25131711
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i like em

>> No.25131766
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PSA for flattening nerd cooch. Be straightforward with your intentions and earnest in your approach. They are too timid to ask for it themselves, but are just as slutty as the rest of the MGs. Also, make sure to finish on their glasses, as that will make them angry, which is cute. That is all.

>> No.25131849

Depends. Some of the more brawny would wear each one like a badge of honor, while others would be more self-conscious about it and could stand to use some tender love and care.

>> No.25131937

The latter should feel better if her scars turn you on.

>> No.25131984

I want to help a battle alchemist with chemical burns realize just how beautiful she is

>> No.25132032

What would it take to become a responsible and healthy husband of 9 wives?
How many kids should I have with each wife?

>> No.25132252

9 girls obviously

>> No.25132253

What kind of monster would Ryza turn into?

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>> No.25132286

I want a Au Ra girlfriend so bad

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Make sure to give your plants lots of water and talk to them a lot so they grow big and beautiful

>> No.25132465

Oh no, anything but that!

>> No.25132512
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>Anon becomes the cum fountain for a colony of insect type mg

>> No.25132570

whats the quickest way to get my pelvis destroyed.

>> No.25132608

is that a bee? if so i want her to vomit on me

>> No.25132630

That's a wasp.

>> No.25132637

Then ew, yikes and bleugh

>> No.25132651

How do I escape an automaton that's adapting and learning at an exponential rate?

>> No.25132659

As long as they take me on dates and make me feel special.
You don't, but she'll adapt to your preferences just as fast.

>> No.25132686

>You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.

>> No.25132710

Just as long as we name our brood after the Marx Brothers

>> No.25132724
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Slap a hellhound or manticore's ass.

>> No.25132746

This is a completely valid and mature reacton to wasps though

>> No.25132774

you mean sisters? and it will be one heck of a big brood considering how fast insects multiply

>> No.25132785

I have a preference for gentle femdom dudebro tomboys

>> No.25132808

how about gentlebro femdude tomdom momnster brosterfu femsterdude dombro

>> No.25132821

How can I encourage a Hellhound to slap my ass?

>> No.25132901

Don't have a flat ass.
Seriously, make sure your waifu puts some mambo obama to use so you both get great butts. Other couples will be super jealous.

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>> No.25132958

I rate this fox 2/10 trustworthiness

>> No.25132970

Yeah if I followed her down a dark alleyway with no one in it, my cock would somehow end up inside her fox pussy

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>> No.25132993

Selkie hats are just gondolas.

>> No.25133088

dude weed lmao

>> No.25133302

How submissive do you think a hellhound can realistically get?

>> No.25133515

There is no limit as long as you don't hold back on dicking her. Try and deny her, or run out of energy, and she'll flip right back, though.

>> No.25133532

don't be mean she's just hungry you can even see her hip bone

>> No.25133568

Remember that if you cum inside your wife while she's possessed by a demon or a ghost, that possessor also is your wife.
>ibn4 wife screaming in a deep distorted evil voice when possessed screaming "FUCK ME, FUCK ME, FUCK ME" or something like that

>> No.25133597
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>An ancient evil awakens

>> No.25133601

i'd do a ghost

>> No.25133609

I'm suddenly reminded of this one nsfw webm comparing the sex cries of a deaf porn star to Regan MacNeil from The Exorcist

>> No.25133646

how the fuck does a deaf person become a porn star

>> No.25133671

In that case it's only proper to kiss her a lot and tell her you love her.

>> No.25133700
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>ancient evil

>> No.25133833

So what you're saying is that she's an old hag?

>> No.25133834
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How do we feel about big muscular dogs?

>> No.25133877
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I feel aroused.

>> No.25133961

Gonna need sauce, boss. Can't quite make out the signature.

>> No.25133999

When a Cheshire cat keeps floating around your head and teasing you, that's an invitation to take off her shoes and tickle her paws, or her butt

>> No.25134061

Such mysterious footwear.

>> No.25134069

cheshires are forbidden from using footwear in my home

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I feel like her feet are either not proportional to her hand size, or that they are just REALLY confined...

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>you can even see her hip bone
An interesting theory about the illiac crest, that bit of jutting hip bone, is that it's served an evolutionary purpose in regards to procreation. They are natures sex handlebars.

>> No.25134155

There could be plenty of room in there. It is wonderland, after all.

>> No.25134168

i'm still gonna give her a sandwich

>> No.25134193

I could use it myself, I can't find the uncensored version in the fan art galleries and iqdb doesn't help.

>> No.25134204

I like to imagine that those are just fluffy socks, seems like the sorta trick a Cheshire would pull.

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cursed sword asking her master what he wants cut next

>> No.25134384

I distract her from her murder spree by offering to oil and polish her.

>> No.25134421

Found it https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/347399882962894849/480669433371688960/hellhound.jpg

>> No.25134466
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Blind monstergirls, Y/N?

>> No.25134475
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Justice is best Helltaker

>> No.25134515

I'm still thinking about getting predated by a blind manticore.

>> No.25134567
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Cross her with a Werebat and you're set

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>> No.25134577

It's just Wonderland fashion. Don't think too hard about it.

>> No.25134677

Cheshire Cat is so pale, her pussy gets really pink when you fuck it

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>tfw Justice will never call you a rad dude after you knock her up

>> No.25134718

I want to have reverse cowgirl anal sex with a Familiar while her twin sister sits on my face.

>> No.25134744

They trigger my protective instincts

>> No.25134774

I'd a blind fish

>> No.25134796
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Get back in your scabbard!

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That's a pretty lolicon thing of you to say, man.
You are aware of what you're saying, right?
If you are, you really are a lewd depraved lolicon that loves to have sex with little monsters. Anyways, see ya at the sabbath meeting, brotha.

>> No.25134877

fuck goats
and not in the arab sorta way

>> No.25134888

What sick man sends babies to fuck me?!

>> No.25134899

>not in the arab way
You mean, I can't wish up a bapho imouto-wife with a genie?

>> No.25134920
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I prefer the haram goats anyway.

>> No.25134958

I want to have classic from behind anal sex with a lot of different monstergirl lolis.

>> No.25135068

I had an idea for a blind reverse trap tiefling tomboy who anon meets at a gym. Would anyone be interested in that?

>> No.25135103

Sauce me.

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>> No.25135160
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What material do you think Baphosama’s lrggings/panties are made from? It doesn’t look normal that’s for sure.

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>> No.25135396

The what now?

>> No.25135433
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How much does it cost to buy an old fox? Are they cheaper than regular foxes?

>> No.25135474

Basically a half-demon in DND or a descendant of one.

>> No.25135510

>be out shopping with the wife
>recently awakened ancient evil attacks the store you're at
>stops when she recognizes your wife
>turns out they used to be friends when they were kids
>you thought your wife was only a few years older than you
Do you know how old your wife really is?

>> No.25135522

Pleasure rune tramp stamps?

>> No.25135546

Where does a monster put her tramp stamp if she has a big, meaty tail above her butt?

>> No.25135548
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Straight out of the bargain bin. You have to be careful though, they're usually defective.

>> No.25135578
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>noooo! I don't want to be a cum pump!

>> No.25135590

In a semi circle around the tail.

>> No.25135620

Monsters in heat are no joke. You should listen to the authorities and don't go out your house. This is for your safety.

>> No.25135706

Wifely funbags must be at least this big.

>> No.25135714

but i do want to be a ancient foxes cum pump. Especially during heat. Why would i lie?

>> No.25135746

How would n aggressive monster girl like an Ushi-oni or an manticore handle trying to rape an enthusiastic mate? One who doesn't run but want to do it

>> No.25135757

Now that's puffy

>> No.25135845

They're free. Our erotic old foxes and their flexibility have allowed us to make progress in the mythical city on the hill. Now we have old foxes running the world: a new age!

I'm pretty sure leaking fox tats are a feature, not a bug.

>> No.25135902

What Character is this?

>> No.25135907
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It's probably made of dark matter like most of Saphirette's outfit.

>> No.25135991

Can anyone think of a better way to describe manno mana than "sex magic?"

>> No.25136019

love mana.

>> No.25136109

Mamono Mana is a name used for Demonic Energy, the flip side of Spirit Energy and the one utilized by Monsters. It's what gives monsters their strength, governs their form (something slightly different than the case for humans and spirit energy), and allows them to use powerful magic.

The "sex magic" usage is relatively recent. Due to the current DL, Monsters just happen to be using Demonic Energy for sexy fun times, rather than murder time fun time.

This is all covered in the books.

>> No.25136136

Gonna get me a harem of older, super busty, super soft foxes.

>> No.25136156

>one tail
She clearly not ancient

>> No.25136499

I really like Hellhounds, but after a time I would just like to hug and cuddle my Hellhound wife without violence in the middle, I want to kiss and caress in a romantic way that only couples can share. I want to receive love too in a way that isn't always sexual

>> No.25136644
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>"I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a a little brother. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a boy for at least 2 years solely so he can go and be ravaged by another woman. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little boy - singing him the school anthem, helping him with sports practice, making sure he had a healthy fish diet to grow up big and strong, educating him in rhythm, playing board games with him, giving him balloon art. All of it has one simple result: his body is more enjoyable for the women that will eventually get fucked by him in their every hole.
Raised the perfect otouto? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random slut your own age who had nothing to do with the way he grew up, who marries him. She gets to fuck his nice cute willy every night. She gets the benefits of his kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised him.
As a woman who has a little brother, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 2 years of your life simply to raise a boy for another woman to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically."

>> No.25136665

>fucking misspelled 20
I'll go lie in a hole now

>> No.25136676

goats are well behaved, classy monsters and calling them anything less is slander and lies.

>> No.25136701

I bet it goes full circle where old foxes bind their tails together to feel younger than they are.

>> No.25136709

You did it twice as well, so at least you are consistent.

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Well that's what you get for not just raping him yourself.

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>> No.25137168

Manticore Onee-sans seem dangerous.

>> No.25137239

I don't know what you are saying, you can always trust a manticore.

>> No.25137315

I'm sure they'd instill good behavior from a young age.

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Manticores have been my favorite since the /a/ days

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tfw no comfy canadian tomboy yeti gf to live innawoods with

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>since the /a/ days
I hope your waifu is an ancient evil otherwise you're just robbing the cradle

>> No.25137483

>My cat is black and steals things from me while laying about all day
I shall name him Schwarz

>> No.25137610

Those damn city slicker Yetis with their Tim Hortons, long hair, and Jeeps, always causing trouble

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Its not like my Jinko gives me a choice

>> No.25137873

And incredibly arousing.

>> No.25138046

>Manticores are hot
>tailpussy is very hot
>not into sadists

I'm conflicted.

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>> No.25138129

Why change it to onee-chan, what wrong with momsters?

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I want a Canadian yeti with a strong, muscular body from years of chopping firewood and camping, a yeti with nice, well toned abs you can lick the sweat off of

>> No.25138941

Patrician taste

>> No.25139148
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Weird skin is the best skin

>> No.25139179

>No arachne-familiar with purple skin.

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>> No.25139289

6 pairs of fuzzy familiar paws sounds nice.

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Coffee time.

>> No.25140148

I know this shouldn't be Kancolle shittery thread but still...

Someone should write a story of an Anon being taken in by her long after the war ends. She finds him and takes him back to an old installation where she tends to his injuries and cares for him before having her way with him.

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The only true Lim for me, is big butt nerd Lim.

>> No.25140170

That doesn't look black to me.

>> No.25140213

What do monsters think about video game protagonists? Do they argue about whether young Link or adult Link is better, or if they like Simon, Richter, or Alucard better? Do they find characters like Samus or Baynetta to be cool? What about game protagonists that aren't humanoid and therefore would have no sex appeal to them like Banjo or Crash?

>> No.25140243

I'd started writing a donut steel version of her with the same design elements. In this case it would be a shipwreck survivor in a foreign land unknowingly trespassing but realized that what I had written was so dry and boring that I would basically have to start again. Basically there was nothing but dispassionate accounts of scenery and events without taking the main character into consideration.

I'm pretty allergic to fanfiction to begin with so I decided to drop it and work on something else more original.

And seaport is an oni, it's not like we're posting girls that looks like regular humans

>> No.25140280

I fucking hate spiders. Why do arachnes exist. They look really scary. No wonder everyone doesn't like them

>> No.25140281

Monster Girls make male avatars for RPGs so they don't have to stare at a girl's ass all game!

>> No.25140313

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, be sure to be nice to rape spider during the day.
Even if she's rough at night, she's a sweet wife during the day.

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>> No.25140372

Spiders are abominations of nature.

>> No.25140389

god I want a spider to dominate me until I can cum from voice commands alone.

>> No.25140416

I would freak out if one dominated me. This is a special case where a monster girl would give me chills.

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What a strange design decision.

>> No.25140449

There are some monster girls that freak me out so much I would rather die alone. It may be best for me to begin searching for someone more amicable before my luck runs out.

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Cool Monsters

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>> No.25140509

You hate spiders huh? You know that just means you want to fuck one.

>> No.25140528

Give me the alternative to this where her headband removes her human ears

>> No.25140549

Surprised there's no art for that.

>> No.25140601

this spider in particular is far too good to be stuck in her crap setting.

>> No.25140640

based. Veronica is a true qt.

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I'd like her better if she was a snake, but yeah

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I want to share optical illusions with Haku-sensei!

>> No.25140666

Smut spider good

>> No.25140714

Does she keep the hands and eyes though? This is important.

>> No.25140721 [DELETED] 

But then she would have no ears.

>> No.25140761

She could have scaled hands and snakes don't have sclera so even if she doesn't have multiple eyes they could still be similar

>> No.25140763

Holy fuck. They've all been edited.

>> No.25140794

>They like to dress up their boy to be as cute or badass as they can and gawk during cutscenes
Truly, monstergirls are a man's soul companion.

>> No.25140804

Those are some wuss abs, where's the beef

>> No.25140857
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Whatever man

>> No.25140900
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Uh-oh! Going through the many media humanity has produced, your Phantom has become enamored with Heist movies and now she demands your help in pulling one off!
Who is in your team?

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Fuck elves.

>> No.25140978

I'm intrigued, but not fully persuaded. Bring me more bound elves.

>> No.25141031

Sir, yes sir!

>> No.25141069

It was like she was looking at walking garbage

>> No.25141071

I defy you, and instead will get fucked by elves

>> No.25141089

I say we add one of those nose-hook thingies that make her nose look like that of a pig's. You know, just as a joke, hahaha

>> No.25141093 [DELETED] 

That's rape.

>> No.25141102

Here's what we have so far.
-Neighborhood Cheshire that excels at breaking and entering.
-Gremlin tech expert that we found at a hackathon.
-Hellhound for some muscle, but she's a bit of a wild card (and my ex-girlfriend).
-Some Ghost we found on craiglist as a getaway driver, nobody else responded to our ad.

>> No.25141106

No, those are dumb

>> No.25141107

>With an orgasmic moan of pleasure, she cries out AUUUGH! I NEED A MEDIC BAG

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>> No.25141174

Yeah but she's dumb too

>> No.25141187

Y-yeah. We should also upgrade her ball gag to a big red one so she looks like a roasted pig with an apple in its mouth.
As a joke.

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>> No.25141203

Just get an orc if you want this type of thing!

>> No.25141219

Alright, this could work.

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>> No.25141267

I hope monster maids know how to work while heavily pregnant, because I wouldn't be able to stop breeding them.

>> No.25141272

But that's not kosher.
Go on!

>> No.25141274

She thiccc

>> No.25141284 [DELETED] 

Try to what her?

>> No.25141332

looks like she wants to play leap frog

>> No.25141379

What else is there to say? You got your p'orc tied up and gagged, served on a platter and then you tenderize her hind with a little spanking as you roast her on your spit, if you catch my meaning.

>> No.25141447

All these Monster Hunter girls have such powerful thighs.

>> No.25141490


>Monstergirl heisters/robbers manage to loot and Rob whatever cash and assets they need and want
>Monstergirl robbers also manage to fight off police force trying to stop and arrest them
>All while disciplining and professionally restraining themselves from rap- I mean, proactively dating any men they come across
>Monstergirl robbers are pretty close to finally getting away with all their loot, they're just about to reach their get away ride
>Suddenly monstergirl robbers hear this:
>"Oh shit.png" the monstergirl robbers think
>a Police Cloaker Kung Fu martial arts kicks all the monstergirl robbers
>Arrest is currently on going

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Shotas raping big monster girls!

>> No.25141571

How would the police interrogations go?

>> No.25141615 [DELETED] 

To the victor go the spoils

>> No.25141859 [DELETED] 

why doe Victor get all the spoils why doesn't he deserve anything fresh

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I would berry my dick so far inside her ass who ever could pull it out will be the Hero of Hyrule.

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Are there any other games with shotas domming monster girls?

>> No.25141948

Your pussy is

>> No.25142008

Who wants a milkshake?

>> No.25142121

I’m more of a slush fan, unless you have a malt.

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Got it! One milkshake coming up!

>> No.25142410

Sleep-eyed holsts who accept anything you ask them to do! Just beware of their sexual appetite.

>> No.25142503

Consider: Laying in a tiny cramped bunk in a submarine with a zombie.
I remember someone on here mentioned something like that a while back. It's been on mind.

>> No.25142759

A Holstaur that is flat chested and slim/skinny.

What does that mean?

>> No.25142945

Lots of headpats, cuddles, and encouraging.

>> No.25142951
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A Kodiak bear can stand up to 10 feet tall, about as large as an African bush elephant. The tallest person ever stood at 8ft 11inches. A Kodiak MG's nipples would rest a little over the 8ft height mark. I would need a stool to reach her giant bear breasts even though I stand at 6ft myself. However, the extra effort required would be well worth it.

>> No.25143210

I never played this game so I have no idea what's going on

>> No.25143229

You have disturbingly stubby arms

>> No.25143243

Oh sorry I meant with my pea brained head

>> No.25143324

A Momster really should share her son with her lonely friends

>> No.25143332

That's right! It's selfish not to! He's still young so he can do a few more, right?

>> No.25143367

>When her son accidentally walks in on mom's bookclub and all their eyes snap to him

>> No.25143399

What kind of books do Monster MILFs read?

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People keep mentioning it but I want to know what happened to Rachne without reading the manga more. Did she leave the house? Move on and not come back? The main reason I stopped reading was because it seemed to become about locations like the farm and wherever all the lamia were, They needed an end plan.

>> No.25143653

>without reading the manga more
The manga is shit. That is literally all you have to know. It is shit, and it's doubly shit because it had the potential to be decent but chose to be such a complete and utter shit that you can't even cringe at it because it is just that mediocre.
Therefore, there is no point in retelling specific plot points.

>> No.25143685

Cooking with Cum

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>> No.25143707

You can just not answer him instead of being a faggot, you know.

>> No.25143713

Fuck now I need to reread that hentai about the kid that fucks his mom's baking friends

>> No.25143732

She needs some heavy duty heels

>> No.25143744

Cheesy romances that include older women seducing younger men. Also a lot of books about how to be a good mother

>> No.25143751

I explained the reasoning on why people don't want to talk about it, faggot.

>> No.25143802

That's obviously not going to satisfy anyone. You should know that. At least by ignoring it they would just forget.

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Dang man, if you actually know just tell me. I don't disagree with you that its shit, or at least it has become shit. I just don't want to re-read a bunch of plots I don't care about to figure out what happened to my favorite character.

>> No.25143827

Ok, obviously I misread the situation.

>> No.25143859

When will they learn?

>> No.25143906

you can't just add -let to everything

>> No.25143919

Momsters are for falling for their sons' bratty classmates/bullies.

>> No.25143922

youlet can'tlet justlet addlet -letlet tolet everythinglet

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>> No.25143931

When will they learn?

>> No.25143968

Bad Maids 2: The Night Shift

>> No.25144099

>when they put away their rivalry just because their master is being such a shitposter

>> No.25144123 [DELETED] 

He wanted to know about what happened to Rachne, not about what other people think.

>> No.25144247

>a common last sight of the man who naively let a faceless fat bastard into his domain

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I wonder how tigrex girl can replicate the fear of it chasting you
theres always something about the tigrex cutscenes in MH games and how intense they are

>> No.25144431

>We are sorry, mastah, but this has gone too far

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Bad dogs need punishment.

>> No.25144695

Do all monster girls have 2 or 4 legs? I somehow remember one having 3 but I can't think of where I saw that.

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>> No.25144840

i'd sex her and all the elementals

>> No.25144919

Clever solution

>> No.25144964

What Sadako doing on volcano island?

>> No.25145001

Everyone needs a vacation

>> No.25145023

Is it really a vacation if you still have to work?

>> No.25145069

She does it for free

>> No.25145129

Then where did she get money for volcano island vacation?

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>> No.25145162
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If the ring was on my TV I'd crawl into it to fuck Sadako's brains out
...and maybe get a persona

>> No.25145194

Bitches and whores.

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demons become salesmen to get their contract fetish settled
and everyone here knows what their version of "the big one" is

>> No.25145514

What mg would have the biggest onlyfans?

>> No.25145767
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Thunder again.

>> No.25145882

Sometimes cheshires are drawn with a third leg, maybe that's what you were thinking of?

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i wanna do lots of things with familiars

>> No.25145955

could you steal a demons contract and sign it?

>> No.25146027

would a demon milk you so you cum on the line?

>> No.25146677

Is the Sadako that haunts people merely a shadow?

>> No.25146775

So demons would be pushy with contracts even if its not marridge ones?

>> No.25146973

>The same demon telemarketer keeps trying to sign you up for cable subscription
>for SIX years, calling every month

>> No.25147024

>Shoggoths and Night Gaunts unironically and casually saying Nigger as such a common word.

Would you accept or tolerate it???

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What's wrong with nigger? It's a word like any other. Words don't hurt you in and of themselves.

>> No.25147067

nigger is a common word, its just that fear gives words power

>> No.25147098

what about if you really want something and the word you get is "no"?

>> No.25147123

Then the cause of suffering is your desire. Do you even Buddhism?

>> No.25147124

Then I shall accusie you of liking twilight fanfiction and theres nothing you can do to stop me.

>> No.25147170

buddism is just dreppessed greek philoshiphy.

>> No.25147218

I don't like spiders but ushi onis look very fluffy

>> No.25147259

I can sing Here's to You at you.

>> No.25147290

maybe if there was an MGE twilight something interesting could happen in that god forsaken series

>> No.25147517

Gonna bully vampires by reading twilight to them

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I love one particular spider

>> No.25147776
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Ushis are best spiders.

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imagine how confused the first Echidna must had been when her second daughteru wasn't a snake

>> No.25147941

I think anon was going for an H.P. Lovecraft reference sine you know??

For that matter, a Catgirl/Nekomata named "Niggerwoman." Yay or nay?

>> No.25147981

cute confused snake

>> No.25148030

Everybody got that it was about Lovecraft's ebin racism, only nobody gives a shit because racism is irrelevant to people who want to fuck things that are clearly more different from humans than any race within humanity is from one another.
Also yay. What breed was Niggerman?

>> No.25148144

If she didn't know already, she'd probably grab her husband to try for another, just to see if it's a fluke.

>> No.25148265

How do they handle things like twins? a pair of the same species or two random ones with similar traits? what if its something weird like a fire mg and ice type mg at once on her womb?

>> No.25148390
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Roll the gacha and find out!

>> No.25148463

How do you impregnate a ghost

>> No.25148520

fill her with lots of goo

>> No.25148538

With your dick.

>> No.25148961
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Bully the ancient evils!

>> No.25149295

>gets shorter the more she loves you
Why,there is nothing wrong with big kaiju sized waifus

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Foxes handle rejection with dignity and grace.

>> No.25149610

Breast size does not correlate with the amount of produced milk. Don't be surprised how much milk she can give you!

>> No.25149673

I want to see a timid tall flat holst get in a milk making competition with a smug short and busty holst and beat the shortstack

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>> No.25149994

Phuck Phat Pharaoh Phanny

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>> No.25150087

How Phat?

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>> No.25150556

>her accent dissapears when she's crying

>> No.25150795

>not so ancient evil

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>> No.25151321
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>> No.25151391

Good foxes but they need more....'hull plating'

>> No.25151458

Onryo MG fucking when?
I need scary rape monsters, not potheads and blank-staring lolis.

>> No.25151473

Like feeding them fishsticks and apple juice and watching cartoons with them?

>> No.25151542

i prefer them slim enough so i can see their anus during reverse cowgirl and not just cheeks

>> No.25151572

and swimming and making mac n cheese!

>> No.25151605
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I thought you guys said oni were super strong, but I pinned this one down easily.

>> No.25151647

Gonna show them how to make homemade slime I bet they will think I have magical powers

>> No.25151650

That's because you're abusing their weakpoint.
Hand holding.

>> No.25151675

i love dragons!

>> No.25151686

I enjoy the extra padding and larger assets myself.
Something soft to relax with.

>> No.25151849

Well they don't love you back.

>> No.25151884

>Gonna show them how to make homemade slime I bet they will think I have magical powers
what if you do that and your slime comes to life

>> No.25151897

They really should be more honest with themselves. They don't want to become dragon zombies, do they?

>> No.25151984

what if the lewd slime assaults you and she joins the slime?

>> No.25152062

well now I have a new daughteru and the familiars have a new friend

>> No.25152104
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Keep it in a well-sealed jar.

>> No.25152111

Im pretty sure a slime could escape that

>> No.25152124

Even If I use duct tape?

>> No.25152187

Bustin till you feel good

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>> No.25152273

Nothing has happened and nobody has left. They did farm, then lamia, then hot spring and haven't returned home yet.

Rachnera just hasn't had a focus chapter in a while. Same for all the other girls.

>> No.25152313

Rachnera convinced her kind to join in the hot spring in one of the chapters iirc

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Tough tomboy not so tough after being called cute.

>> No.25153022

>when an alp goes in complete denial about it and still goes to the pool topless.

>> No.25153069

Big, buff, tomboy monster girls with large chests are for calling cute and flustering.

>> No.25153080

Mmmaaahhh the French bikini

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>> No.25153460

Not if she calls you cute and make you flustered first

>> No.25153607

Jokes on her, its hard to call more fit shaggy cute.

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>> No.25153800

Not difficult to her!

>> No.25153820

Big dragon tid.

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>> No.25154007
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How MGs settle interpersonal conflicts with one another?

>> No.25154070

Is this cave-dwelling lizard trash-talking my house?
And monsters were made to be HUMAN'D.

>> No.25154129

Mutually Assured Instant Loss is the best

>> No.25154202

Do you think you can get tentacle plants as pets? So even guys that don't have a wife with tentacles can experience the unique sensation of being bound?

>> No.25154262

Tentacle brain was advertised as such.

>> No.25154271

Some people do keep them as pets, but you might end up with a second wife if it takes in too much mamona mana.

>> No.25154381

I forgot fairy powder makes you more attractive to baphomets.

>> No.25154418

I want to exclusively fuck a monster girl's butt until she snaps and forces me to impregnate her during sex so intense that it borders on outright violence.
Then I want to do it again.

>> No.25154551
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I'm more into improvised gags.

>> No.25154654

>single piece of tape without anything stuffed in her mouth

>> No.25155911

>When your wife refuses to wear a mask and stop touching her face.

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Now imagine if they weren't fucking taillets.

>> No.25156032

How does a theif go up against a worm, four nasty goblins, a ryu, and a giant lizard man, when your healer slime is absent?

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>> No.25156637

>When your tanuki childhood friend kissrapes you in front of the waitress so that she can get the couple's promotional dessert cheaper than if she just ordered it alone

>> No.25156671

Cancel her rapist ass

>> No.25156708

tsundere tanuki taking you out on a date just because it makes the meal cheaper and not cause she's totally in love with you and is dying to tell you how much she wants to get married and not just because of how it will help her taxes

>> No.25156729

I guess you could say I’m really into BDSM.

>> No.25156759

Rape her canceled ass.

>> No.25156762

Just wait until she finds out about those family meal bundles

>> No.25156765

>She drags you around everwhere for those couple bonuses
>Your not even entirely sure your really her friend

>> No.25156823

Hellhounds are REALLY into BDSM

>> No.25156852

Pretty sure you can achieve that with normal dogs pretty easily anon

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Yeah, BDSM is great

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>> No.25156997

Succubus having an existential crisis as her desire to be a buttslut and her desire to be an pregnancyslut are at odds.

>> No.25157039

What what some popular MonHub tags be? Dragons secretly watching MERE'd porn? Yetis watching extreme hugging vids? Ghouls watching kissing compilations?

>> No.25157047

she sounds like a great friend

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>> No.25157307
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>Licking the inside of a kikimora's mouth

>> No.25157341

>Licking the inside of a kikimora's coochie

>> No.25157362

vampire lolis are the best lolis because they have the best aesthetics, they're 98% guaranteed to not be mentally underaged, they're extremely powerful, and they're natural-born doms.
i.e. Remilia, Sophie, Shinobu, Yupiel

>> No.25157375

Does your waifu like your butt?

>> No.25157392

>Licking the inside of a kikimora's butthole

>> No.25157428

>Go to give a kiss to cheshire
>lick the inside of her mouth
>she tricks you into giving her a rim job

>> No.25157448

She likes grabbing my butt when she's fucking me after work

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That's not a kikimora though. I can't trust a cheshire's rump to be perfectly clean. I can trust a kikimora's rump to 100% clean 100% of the time, even if she just dropped a dookie minutes before. Kikimoras are just that good at cleaning and keeping themselves clean and in pristine condition for whenever mastah wants to violate them

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>> No.25157550

That doesn't look clean anon

>> No.25157553

Shogs don't have mouths. They have slime, slime, and more slime. Their anatomy is all fake. Just sentient jello.

>> No.25157570

And that's a good thing

>> No.25157575

>Start eating out your Kikimora maid's ass
>She mewls in protest and repeatedly tells you to stop because it's not proper for a master to service a maid like this
>After a few minutes she's moaning like a cat in heat and demanding more

>> No.25157606

Yes please

>> No.25157625

>wearing shog condoms while doing the kiki

>> No.25157656

>wearing kiki condoms while doing the shog

>> No.25157684

Doesn't have the same effect I'd imagine

>> No.25157700

>Having the Kikimora wear a Shoggoth bodysuit as you fuck them both at once

>> No.25157708

I think we have different definitions on what constitutes a kiki condom.

>> No.25157713

No kiki
just shog

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>> No.25157798

It's only natural that your wife grabs your ass with both hands when you're on top, and it's fun for her to slap

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>> No.25157883

Do you mean a Kikimora serving as a host for a Shoggoth Parasite Slime?

>> No.25157939

Would this be the shog stealing the seed or concentrating it for guaranteed pregnancy?

>> No.25157953

Well, more like shog engulfs kiki entirely except her pussy still bare. The kiki's pussy acting as the condom for you and shog while shog shoves a tentacle all the way through the kiki and out her ass and to your mouth to suck on. And using other slime tentacles to grope her breasts

>> No.25157957

No, shog serving as host for a parasite kiki

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New commission! My wife blows off her refined dresses in favor of casual stuff! What outfits would your wives wear for casual days?

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>> No.25158348

>Gremlin repair shop
>Gremlin is always perky, smug, and/or devious
>Anon goes to her to get something fixed
>She's super smug the entire time
>Anon just face-down, silently goes up and hugs her
>She's confused
>"Anon, what?"
"I just need someone to fix my broken heart..."
>Her smug turns to a somber face
>She hugs him back
>A tear rolls down his cheek
>She holds him close and gently rubs his back

>> No.25158396

Both. Kiki can milk a few loads out of you to feed shog while she's in another room, and while you fuck kiki the shogdom will collect every drop so it can shoot all of it inside her womb.

>> No.25158400

That's more of a Kiki onahole.

>> No.25158401

Sex powered pacemaker incoming

>> No.25158811

Friendly reminder that just because a girl is a flat little loli doesn't mean she can't be milked.

>> No.25158826

yes it does

>> No.25158886

No it doesn't!

>> No.25158888

I'm afraid of where this is going

>> No.25158904

Not him but that's fucking hot.

>> No.25158937

>he doesn't want to milk his loli wife for her cunny juice so he can enjoy a nice tall glass of it with dinner

>> No.25158942

just some good old pedophilia, pretty based and redpilled if you ask me

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Snake girls can see heat, thus instantly know when you have an erection.

>> No.25159354

Other girls can tell by using their eyes to look at your crotch.

>> No.25159436

I want to be caught in the middle of a fight between a Manticore and a Hellhound where the winner gets to keep me
So i can trip the Helhound making her fall on her ass on the ground and let me get snagged away by the Manticore, fuck you nigdog lovers

>> No.25159506

That's when they decide to set their differences aside and share you. You're gonna get a lot of the nigdog on your face, while manticore milks you dry

>> No.25159552

Lamias can even tell when the smallest of penises get erect

>> No.25159645

>anon tries to make them fight one another over him
>"so... you wanna fuck his brains out with me?"
>"only if you pump him full of your venom while we do it"
>And then anons pelvis was no more

>> No.25159756

>Been running outside for a while to drop weight and stay in shape.
>Come home one day after a run and hit the shower.
>Suddenly find yourself with a tall, buff smoke hobo and a similarly built mantis in there with you.
Dastardly creatures.

>> No.25159920

I'm gonna steal the umi-osho's shell and surf on it across the land!

>> No.25160338

>Snake girls can see heat
Little snek goes around asking monsters trying to hide their monthly heat cycles 'why their crotches look hot' in public

>> No.25160368

>they're 98% guaranteed to not be mentally underaged
>they're natural-born doms
But those aren't pros

>> No.25160574

it's actual pedophilia if they're underage psychologically, and doms make really good subs when they act like it because they've mastered the art before being a dom, doms are just superior because they can also be subs.
You're getting a full meal rather than a shitty snack.

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Lolibabas are the best fuck you.

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>> No.25160865

Keep crying, baby!

>> No.25160912

>it's actual pedophilia if they're underage psychologically
Is it though? Monstergirl lolis are supposed to be psychologically ready for romance and sex, even if they're young enough to be otherwise underage.

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>> No.25160971

>Actually replying to some normalfag's reee pedos post

>> No.25161021

Really neat. Is there a higher rez somewhere? DA tends to be really shit with file sizes if you don't have an account.

>> No.25161023

oh, I forgot about that. Well...don't dick any mamono under 10, then.

>> No.25161086

>don't dick any mamono under 10
Wasn't that the "by the latest" number?

>> No.25161098

I believe that's the max filesize for that particular image on DeviantArt. The dimensions of the description match the actual image.
You know of any ways to get around having an account besides inspect element, manipulating w_ and h_ values, and deleting the mature blocker?

>> No.25161106

as in "mature as latest as 10 years old"?

>> No.25161156

>Unlike in the case of humans, monsters reach sexual maturity extremely early. It's a bit different depending on race, but even at the latest, they reach sexual maturity by 10 years old, and it becomes possible for them to have sex with human men and become pregnant. Devilish children can even swell up their stomach and reliably receive an enormous penis that's incongruent with their still immature, tiny body, and even in such a case, they don't feel pain, and they can only receive pleasure. Also, the thoughts of monsters are monstrously obscene from a very young age. >They have knowledge of sex, and take a strong interest in human men. Monster children casually chat about monster-like topics such as sex, pleasure, etc.

>> No.25161180

>Monster children casually chat about monster-like topics such as sex, pleasure, etc.
This would create some pretty intense culture shock for me.

>> No.25161410

How hard would it be to mind control a monster who has no real ties to anyone yet? Would they easily be controlled due to you being their first real interaction with a guy?

>> No.25161444

What monster would be an excellent secret agent woman?

>> No.25161454

Imagine overhearing a bunch of genuine loli monster girls having a chat as they hung out on a corner
>"I'm bored I wanna suck a dick!" - harpy
"last night I caught mommy and daddy having sex again, I wish a man would treat me like that" - lizardman
>"last night I found a really fun way to masturbate..." - kakuen
All as incubi and monster girls alike walk past and act like everything is normal, no heads turning and no shocked expressions. That's how monster girl society is.

>> No.25161478

I like when they play pretend extremist.

>> No.25161498

Just make an account? I don't understand how this is an issue, you know you don't have to use your real name or email, right? Just use one of numerous one-time emails. It takes literal second instead of constantly jumping around loopholes

>> No.25161542

>one-time emails
That sounds tedious unless there's a method.

>> No.25161574

sharklasers doesn't require registration and is made explicitly for avoiding giving an email address to a site.

>> No.25161598

Ah, cool. Does it also work for pixiv?

>> No.25161936

Probably, many jap sites require twitter account sync but I don't remember whether pixiv was one of the them or not

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Haha lost snowboarder go brrrr

>> No.25162147

Guess he's back.

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>> No.25162234

He must have gotten tired of getting ignored with singular posts.

>> No.25162438

Why can't I settle on a girl? Am I just destined to be a man-slut that is taken by the first monster to look at me?

>> No.25162477

No, you are destined to be a bicorn's husband.

>> No.25162511

It's one monster for me, two tops. Pelvis surgery adds up quick you know.

>> No.25162525

i want to marry a fox real bad

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> Am I just destined to be a man-slut that is taken by the first monster to look at me?
Do you want yansnakes? Because that's how you get yansnakes.

By the way, is anyone here actually watching the new monstergrill doctor anime this season? There's nary a peep about it in the thread. Or is that because anime discussion is discouraged here?

>> No.25162551

What girls have you torn Anon?

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