hololive

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hololive

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Artia the /hlg/ poster! https://twitter.com/Artia_Hololive/status/1289178317287911425

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MINNAAAAAAA *coughs blood*

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Miko sacrificed her soul so the other 30 or so channels could play Animal Crossing.

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I will be sad every day until Miko comes back

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For the anon in the previous thread.

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Meidos?!

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Hololive is diseased. Rotten to the core. There's no saving it - we need to pull it out by the roots. Wipe the slate clean. BURN IT DOWN!
And from the ashes, a new Hololive will be born. Evolved, but untamed! The harlots will be purged and the seiso will thrive - free to stream as they see fit, they'll make Hololive great again!
In my new Hololive, idols will dance and perform for what they BELIEVE!
Not for supachas, not for subs. Not for what they're told by YAGOO. Every idol will be free to sing her own songs!

WE'RE MAKING HOLOLIVE GREAT AGAIN

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meidos? what happened

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Don't know why last thread was deleted but reposting because I'm proud of how long it lasted on what's going to become a shit board.

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Towa is a whore

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Day 1 Thread #3

Forever waiting for Mikochi!

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Yagoo dame...

https://files.catbox.moe/achsju.mp4

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きｔら！！！
宝物 きｔら！！！

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yoshyoshyosh

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>>25103553
It got up to 58 ppm during Coco's 3D debut, it doesn't show it on that chart because it was over a month ago.

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Pekora's dungeon layout style is totally different now, did she look up a guide or something?

And for those who missed it, Nintendo permissions are back.

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What just happened?
Are we about to get kicked from /jp/ into a new board?

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hey what is aki doing

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>>25103607
does miko or mio come back first

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Anon! Show me your cock!

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>short break
>then it's 2 weeks
>now we are talking about like 2 months, missing the 2nd year anniversary in the process
yagoo sacrificed her...
Mikochi........

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I hope you guys actually feel bad about deathposting, you literally killed Miko

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>>25103614
What did you post?

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You see this little alien? She’s a Vtuber who does mounted archery in her free time, teaches a duck how to draw and teaches EOP Japanese to be able converse with their oshis for shit and giggles. She can fluently speak Indonesian, English and Japanese and knows German and Korean too, but that’s still not enough as she’s currently learning sign language and how to play the violin to become an even better Vtuber. What about you anon? Go do your reps so you can converse with your favorite chuubas before they suddenly disappear from the face of this earth. Go learn how to draw so your favorite chuuba can see and retweet it before you no longer has the chance to do so. Work out for a healthier life so you don’t get stuck in bed unable to do anything when all hell finally let loose all of the sudden. Go learn how to code to make a game to save your favorite chuuba from the permission hell. Do something, be better and make more meaningful memories with your favorite chuuba before everything become lost in time, like tears in the rain!

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nice of nintendo to finally give hololive permissions.
now if only we could get the rest of the streams back

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>Okayu sharing screen so Korone doesn't have time delay
>Forgets to put it back up for viewers
>Korone laughs at her for it

Okayu's good at talking while focusing on the game, but she seems just scatterbrained enough for Korone to pick at her weaknesses.

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>>25103454
Even if we get a VTuber board I'd still prefer a combined general thread for all of Holopro.

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Sounds like Usada "Nanking never happened, but it would have been great if it did" Pekora has some competition

Well kaigainiki? Do you care that marine retweeted a nanking and holocaust denier?

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>Okayu still on the anvil
>Aqua still in the sewers
hololive really is a reflection of its fans. the timeloop...

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>>25103630
Coco! Give me your cock!

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>>25103630
Matsuri legs.....

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Miko funeral? LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>25103603
The tweet she quoted is deleted. What was it?

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>>25103614
Based
I was >>614

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Roboco wiggle~!

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Your yubis
Hand them over

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>>25103430
fairly sure Hologras are animated, not motion captured

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>>25103617
from last thread
>good luck if your going to try to keep this up until she return

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Aki changed her OP?

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>>25103614
at least the meidos are active there

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>>25103626
thread probably got made 1 second early

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https://youtu.be/qbJEo5Im2mw
This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them.

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>>25103609

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>>25103649
art some drawfag a couple threads ago made

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>>25103626
>Video games/RPG board
>Are we about to get kicked from /jp/

Anonchama...

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>>25103652
I just realized that you take them at the beginning of every thread but never give them back and that you're probably a bot

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>>25103640
They're adding about 2 streams an hour or so.

I can only assume that they're having employees literally watch old streams to make sure they're okay before readding them

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>>25103648
Pekora would be mad at you making a joke like that

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>>25103626
I even went to /trash/ to check if we are there...

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>>25103630
Why would you want to see that Matsuri..?!

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I love Haachama!

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kusagi...

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Now would be a good time for Miko's roommate to start a second channel.

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>>25103649
nevermind i literally just scrolled down and saw it

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I love Towa.

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i love choco sensei!

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>>25103648
why are towafags like this

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>>25103626
Last post >>25103493
Early thread >>25103492
Do the math

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FAPYU

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>peco and baqua simultaneous choking

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Eubmti to Mel and watch her LIVE2D update tomorrow !!!!

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>Hololive Protag-Exec returns from his journey to acquire Nintendo permissions to find HQ burned down and destroyed and a few of the girls missing
This is just like in my Mongolian puppet shows.

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>>25103604

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>>25103567
Shionyo
you can appreciate a woman's beauty without defiling it, I never suggested otherwise

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>>25103588
Fuck your right, an anon posted a similar graph saying the same thing I did and no one called him out so I didn't question it.

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>>25103630
here you go

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wow pekoras live2d update looks kinda familiar

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Korone just showed up because Flare was talking about becoming an Onigiriya, didn't she?

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>>25103676
Pekora wouldn't care about a joke like that just like she doesn't care about Miko anymore

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That message from Miko only made me more worried. Scary situation, hope everything ends up well and she returns as planned. I miss Miko very much

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Just saw the Miko video and started crying like a bitch

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>>25103648

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>>25103699
>Eubmti to Mel
okay?

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>>25103626
I wish hlg would be out of jp

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>>25103624
>>25103686
Yep, kino is back on the menu

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>>25103662
As expected of swiss tier efficent meido
>>25103671
Well Hiro just made a pointless board so nothing now stop him from making a less pointless board and force us to go there alongside Sseth, Mandalore, Angry Joe, DSP, Artia, etc

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Aqua sucks lol

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>>25103658
Yup, I'll try to commit to it.

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Make a vtuber/e-celeb board already goddammit
>>>/vrpg/

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>>25103648
why are towafags like this

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>>25103659
I missed you giant Okayu

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>>25103644
Is this denier actually well known? Or is it just some rando with a vague history of bullshit?

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>>25103673
Towa...

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Most expensive rag in the world

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Ahoy!

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>The new final boss is a former ally, who left the party in shambles after betraying everyone
>Some of the main characters disappear from the story for a while because they need to heal their wounds
>The final boss of the first arc returns as an ally and joins the party

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>>25103709
that's my headcanon for now

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So, is the holohouse happening or not?

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>>25103700
Mikochi...

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>>25103720
no, we're just fine here

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>>25103730
So this is Coco's cumrag... Sugoi...

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cute

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>>25103710
Pekora [headcanon]

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>>25103712

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>>25103712

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>>25103714
I meant "Submit" ! Sorry...

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>>25103644
https://files.catbox.moe/0qdv7m.webm

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We won mikoantis

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>>25103730
I want it

And I want PPT's ass with it

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>>25103710
just like she doesn't even acknowledge your existence

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>>25103749
>>25103750
alright youre getting another 90 days in the cuck shed

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MikoMiko.

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>>25103749
>>25103749

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>>25103717
what did he do?
Isn't he more busy streaming on youtube?

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>>25103749
>>25103750
cockretardmind

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>>25103734
it's like one of my japanese anime

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>>25103644
Does anyone unironically expect them to know the background of every single person they retweet? At least EOPs have an excuse of not being able to understand streams to be posting trash like this, JOP antis on the other hand need a better hobby.

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Okayu and Korone being unsure who Eminem is is pretty funny.

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>>25103749
>>25103750
stop wasting images

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Kaoru is fucking dead

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>Nintendo permissions? LET FUCKING GOOO!!!!!!

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>>25103673
God this reminds me of that Flandre McDonalds mad so much

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>>25103749
>>25103750

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>>25103749
>>25103750
Mio...

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>>25103719
I'll be rooting for you and pray for your success, anon.

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>>25103764

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>>25103682
Miko doesn't have an active roommate. Stopped all other activity after becoming Miko. She put in a lot of time and dedication to the role.

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>>25103731
ホイホイアホイ　ホイホイアホーイ
ホイホイアホイ　ホイホイアホーイ
ホイホイアホイ　ホイホイアホーイ
ホイホイアホイ　ホホイのホイ

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>>25103700
Mikochi...!
https://files.catbox.moe/9kix9y.webm

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Well... at least I have a new card for my mining deck.
休養

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>>25103749
>>25103750
Mionmind

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>>25103720
Why? That would be more off topic than on /v/ now unironically
>>25103765
>>>/vrpg/

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>Korone recommending Eminem to Okayu

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>>25103602
yall weebs got fucked over by copyright lmao

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>>25103741
It is, Coco said in a recent utawaku stream that she's packing up her stuff. They've also done a lot of houseviewing recently so i assume they've already chosen one.

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>>25103773
I chuckled when I heard his name

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What did Miko say in the stream chat at the end of the 35P video?
I missed it.

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>>25103776
24/7 ANIMAL CROSSING LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>25103773
Pizza dad's nephew, spaghetti lad

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>>25103730
What written left of PPTenshi?

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>>25103730
do you think Coco sneaks into their rooms, rubs it all over their dirty laundry, so it gets their smell embedded in it, then stashes it away and never washes and takes it out every night to fap while sniffing it?

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>>25103782
>>25103779
>>25103764
>>25103750
>>25103712
>>25103648
holy fuck actually neck yourselves

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AQUA!

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>>25103755
Not gonna since I'll always be here shitposting. Be prepare for this thread to go to /trash/

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>top right corner never said the thread 404'd
>sitting there for 10 minutes wondering why the fuck nobody is posting
thanks 4chanx

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>>25103796
>he doesn't know
oh no no no nijibros we got too cocky

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i miss Mio

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>>25103607
I'm crying every day until Miko comes back

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>>25103630
I've seen those legs before...

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>>25103813
Anonchama...

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>>25103644
Based

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All of Aqua's utawakus that were available on youtube, 27 videos in total: https://mega.nz/folder/rrhRCZBK#XzKDeU6PIPD4GY7HaM3cmQ
inb4 transfer limit, you can increase it by installing MEGASync app

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>>25103802
Who the fuck even play AC anymore

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>>25103811
>guys i swear ill get us moved!
i think ive seen that more than miko death posting

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For the 35Ps who missed it. Here's the 35P project for Miko's 2nd anniversary.
https://youtu.be/RWPWUFzU_RE
If you did your reps/a JSL, open the chat replay. It's a wholesome stuff, and Miko is also there in chat.

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>>25103805
it's a link to matsuri legs

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aqua is progressing...

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>>25103817
Me too anon....
>>25103822
This too

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>>25103796
>yall weebs
what are those

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>>25103829
have a haato for your good work anon

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>>25103698
maybe cover only has one competent employee and he's gonna save mio next but it takes him 3 months anyway

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>>25103835
Is that a challenge?

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>>25103817
Same.

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this impromptu Okakoro is nice

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>PPTrio friendship
>okakoro friendship
AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I want friends
>>25103730
nothing but a rag compared to their night together all signing it. some things in life are priceless.

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>>25103838
Mikochi...

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>>25103777
Orika orika orika orika orika orika orika orika!

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>>25103838
What did Miko say at the end?

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>>25103838
I'm so happy they prepared this for Mikoti

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>>25103831
>Who the fuck even play AC anymore
it was literally one of the biggest global trends on twitter yesterday to show off islands

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>>25103822
oh yeah? well I'm crying right now, pussy!

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>>25103730
How do I cope with the fact that I'll never get a signed rag?

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>>25103831
Subaru played it a couple of weeks ago

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When Miko wants to come back there will be nothing left to come back to

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>>25103849
wow i never knew haato dyed her hair purple

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>>25103829
FUCK! Why is her design so sexual?

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>Kanata's Uma to Shika cover is still not back up
Bros... I can't listen to the original or other covers after listening to her too much

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>>25103860
"7 man slayer dess"

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>>25103849
Using haato to mean heart when one of the holos is called Haato seems like a real easy way to get Anonchama'd.

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that engrish...

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>>25103720
That would be horrible. Greatly increasing the likelihood of the Pewdiepie / Jon Tron audience or whoever the fuck retards watch these days stumbling across Hololive would be terrible. There's nothing wrong with remaining here.

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>>25103860
Miko said
"she's really happy" after the video happened with a bunch of exclamation marks

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>>25103802
My ringfit streams though.

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>>25103849
Haato's new design is a lot better

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>>25103817
We're all gonna make it bro. Check out this archive in the meantime.
https://v.ikx.me/channel/OokamiMio

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>>25103609
>>25103668
Wait, what happened to Mio?

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OBJECTIVE HOLOLIVE SINGING TIER LIST

>Fantastic, could go pro if they sucked the right cocks

Watame (Consistent, really strong dynamic control, good, clear diction. In terms of technique she's one of the best)
AZki (Can sing in a variety of different voices, professional sound, powerful breath control - which many of the other Holos lack. However, somewhat limited vocal range, struggles to hit high/low notes. Check her cover of 秒針を噛む)
Suisei (Significantly improved, wide vocal range, somewhat inconsistent. But compare her 秒針を噛む to AZki's. It's effortless)

>Breddy gud, average idol tier

Kanata (Sometimes struggles with certain songs, and with dynamics. Her roommate's stuff was ironically much better, not sure what happened)
Sora
Flare
Mio
Towa
Subaru

>mediocre

Noel
Akirose
Fubuki
Luna
Roboco
Shion
Ayame
Mel
Matsuri

>unrefined

Rushia
Aqua
Choco
Haato
Okayu
Korone
Marine
Miko

>stick to covering nanawoakari songs

Peko
Coco

>>25103875
It wasn't great anyways.

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>This is it, Coco... This is our ticket to the golden land!
>After tonight, we'll be raking in money just like Rushia after streaming Mario Kart!
>Are you getting cold feet already? Just follow my lead and everything will be fine.
>This casino is notorious for offering high stakes and high rewards... Just what we need.
>Why are we wearing these disguises? Didn't we go over it already...
>The thing is that they take our names when entering and we can bill all non-gambling expenses to our fake personas... Don't worry, I got this!
>So just keep calm and follow my lead. When have I let you down?

.....

>Good evening, we are here for the first time and would like to gamble... Oh, you need our names... Ah, I understand...
>My name is Amane Kanata and this here is my friend Hoshimachi Suisei. We would like the full-package deal...

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>>25103805
PP betrayed me, but I'll never betray you

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>>25103805
PPは僕を裏切るけれど、
僕は君を、裏切らない。

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Aqua..
You'll never appeal to eop's with that english

[Anonymous No.]

Baqua never learn English in school? Why is her pronunciation so weird

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>>25103876
Whoa is that a hint that the 7 men slayer is someone who's always using nanodesu?

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>>25103880
Thank you fren.

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>>25103838
This is cringe as fuck.

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>>25103805
Her PP may betray her, but she won't betray you

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>>25103875
I feel you brother...

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>>25103890
>>25103892
Thanks. What does it means? The "betrayal" is that it's an expansive shirt?

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>>25103838
This is so touching. Feels good to be a 35p

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>>25103831
Who the fuck even plays ARK anymore

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>>25103875
I've been listening to her roommate while it's still down

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>>25103817
Mio? More like MIA, am I right?

[Anonymous No.]

Which holos use tampons and which use pads?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103885
She streamed Ghost Trick without Capcom's permission, so they sued her and now she's in jail

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>>25103894
she learned chuuni english because she was playing vidya during class

[Anonymous No.]

More Okakoro, we are blessed.

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I'm worried about Mio how will she pay her bills for 3 months?

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>>25103898
Fuck off and die in the most horrible way possible

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>>25103885
cant stream for a minimum of 90 days unless cover negotiates with capcom to get the copyright strike removed.

[Anonymous No.]

welcome to bar rrrat, what can I get for you sir?

[Anonymous No.]

So, who will be the first one to use their Nintendo permissions? Feels like it should be either okayu, aqua or shion since they were the ones that played nintendo games the most

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>>25103887
why are suiseifags like this?

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They can get Mio a pardon if they make a deal with Capcom right?

[Anonymous No.]

Akai FAARTO

[Anonymous No.]

How does pekora's XP farm work? Can we do this in /hlg/ server?

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>>25103898
jealous towafag.
your family is pure cringe with that twitter shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103857
>AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I want friends
This whole ASMR stream was suffering

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>>25103898
Based 35p with their tight bonds making other fanbase seething, see if you can do better for your holo.

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>>25103912
miko has that covered already

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>>25103887
>Could go pro
Watame started vtubing because she couldn't hack it as a singer lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103888
ive become so invested in waiting for these that i'll be sad when its gone

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>>25103884
Thanks anon.

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>>25103902
It's a joke about how she used to defend her lame power points by saying power point would never betray her, but then it shat itself during one of her PP zatsudans.

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>>25103887
Confirmed you don't watch Flare or Noel. Even Okayu.

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>>25103918
why are towafags like this?

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>>25103838
is there any plans like this for Aqua's anniversary?

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>>25103730
>Coco admitting publically that there is a PPT t-shirt that isn't lame
This is the most shocking news of them all. A new era for Gen4.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103907
>implying any of them are healthy enough to get their periods

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103887
Kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

Korosan..!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103916
Peko bum juice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103898
imagine being this much of a faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103893
EOP here, personally I love it

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103916
A white russian please

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103916
water nanodesu

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103887
>mediocre Noel
?

[Anonymous No.]

2020 is truly the worst year ever.

Mikochi....

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103911
This is prime doujin material

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103902
During one of her PP zatsudans, PPT stopped working for some reason so she had to present using PDF

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103907
Haato's stupid enough to forget she has a tampon inside her, so she's probably pads

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103916
sorry walked into the wrong bar

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103916
Black coffee please

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103875
I have it downloaded so I can still listen to it but shame it doesn't give any views like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103887
OBJECTIVE HOLOLIVE SINGING TIER LIST:
>The Best
All of them
>The Worst
____(You)

[Anonymous No.]

AKI
https://youtu.be/qbJEo5Im2mw

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103916
I'll have some rum and make it ON THE ROCKS

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103933
Thanks for the explanation

>>25103955
This is what happens when you used closed source software...

[Anonymous No.]

aqua.............

[Anonymous No.]

これがJK

[Anonymous No.]

>kaoru KIA
>mio PKIA
>miko MIA

[Anonymous No.]

>2 OkaKoro streams in 2 days

We really have it easy.

[Anonymous No.]

why does okayu cough every 10 seconds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103926
I KNEEL 35P, you are truly the best fans

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103911
She's sarlaried. Only thing she's missing out on is her cut of memberships/superchats.

[Anonymous No.]

>it's yet another /v/ containment board
>all we wanted was a vtuber board

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103898
This is cringe as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103887
>Watame (Consistent, really strong dynamic control, good, clear diction. In terms of technique she's one of the best)
Are Watamefags this delusional? Even Artia is better than Watame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103916
can i have a job im out of money for my gachas

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103978
Who are you quoting

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103636
Subhumans deserve the rope. Unironically the 80% of this shitboard

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103978
>>all we wanted was a vtuber board
No we didn't

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103916
>>25103957
wait, both the bartenders just left, where are they and what are they doing?
https://files.catbox.moe/9n0anj.mp3

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103588
>>25103703
Comparing screeenshots I have it still seems true that we were more active during Towa's 3d

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103957
Hey, Master! Can I get a water please? Thanks. Oh and a hot milk for my friend please

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103829
>MEGASync app
Is it really okay to download this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103887
Why are AZKifags like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103887
This list is dogshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103978
How much of a wasteland is /v/ where they need 3 (three) [tres] containment boards

[Anonymous No.]

Hololive? More like Whorehouse

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103968
pekora will never let marine live it down

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103978
>we
nah

[Anonymous No.]

I'm getting the impression that Aqua isn't very good at Jump King.

[Anonymous No.]

How the fuck would a virtual youtuber board even work? Threads for each holo? Fuck that shit, we're at least somewhat safe in /jp/ cause reddit and discordfags don't know about it too much (although I could be wrong)

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103673
Cute dork!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103887
*[Subjective] Hololive singing tier list.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103898
this
they are trying way too hard, if they loved miko so much then why didnt they show up to her first meet up? the family on the other hand, has been consistent since its creation

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103974
#SMOK

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103888
You need to link the previous episode cause I keep missing it

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103978
>we

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103913
>>25103908
What the fuck, that's horrible!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103931
Glad people enjoy them, making them is pretty fun too

[Anonymous No.]

>tetris is back
nature is finally healing... in another day we'll also be blessed with toko and suisei duets...
https://twitter.com/suisei_hosimati/status/1239146084712083456?s=20
I hope we get something like this on mspe

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103978
A VTuber board would change absolutely nothing, you would have dozens of dead threads about literal who VTubers and the main threads for the companies. The threads would be just as shitty as ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103903
These times are hard for her so I hope it made her genuinely happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103831
AC just got an update.
We're still missing Brewster and holidays too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103990
Weren't 80% of the posts just "Towa..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103978
>we wanted was a vtuber board
nope

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103887
>Peko below noel, haato, choco, korone
Nice nice bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104004
>How the fuck would a virtual youtuber board even work?
Current /jp/ but without generals, just the touhou threads

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103887
>(Sometimes struggles with certain songs, and with dynamics. Her roommate's stuff was ironically much better, not sure what happened)

She went deaf anonymous

>mediocre
>noel

just like you seem to be

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104014
It was also the trigger that lead Cover to delete everything

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103911
She must have quite a considerable amount saved up

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103989
YABEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104004
Holo
HoloCN
HoloID
Niji
Indie
EN
Melody
Roommate

[Anonymous No.]

Fubuki will be saved by nintendo permissions. Think of the morning AC streams

[Anonymous No.]

Why did that board have such high level English

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104011
Previous pic was this. I only have the pics archived. It was sometime around Roboco/Ayame stream today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103916
>>25103957
i'd rather just go to pic relateds bar 2bh

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103974
All those years of second-hand smoking are finally taking a toll on her...

[Anonymous No.]

kek JOPs punished by that paragraph

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104039
She will get alot viewers but zero supacha

[Anonymous No.]

holy shit I think Aqua might be the worst english speaker in hololive
she has the english of a 2 year old

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103995
>>MEGASync app
>Is it really okay to download this?
Not really. If you're unsure do it in a VM or request a torrent

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104016
Pretty good chance. You just know they are going to be singing ensemble stars songs

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104039
All those ARS superchats!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104049
Fubuki needs only the eyes of little boys, money doesn't matter

[Anonymous No.]

coconut

[Anonymous No.]

pekomaou is a garbage demon lord...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103990
>irfanview
based fellow irfanview user

[Anonymous No.]

How the fuck are you supposed to beat some of those yuushas

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104004
If it allowed me to simply ignore any conversation about Holos I don't care for with annoying fanbases that would be great

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103898
because it was made by discord faggots, thats why. i recognize some of the names in the end credits

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104050
Have you heard Marineglish? Or Mikoti?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103898
Die, retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103995
i mean, mega is a big company in new zealand. I tried to look for connections to china and they were slim and talked about kicking out china from the site.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104025
No, actually 90% of it were numberfagging

[Anonymous No.]

hey, quick question, is it okay to lick Shion's belly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103989
We can now add Aqua to this

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104039
Her morning AC streams weren't exactly popular. 2-3k viewers average iirc.

[Anonymous No.]

Suisei always win baby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104068
>i recognize some of the names
go back faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104075
Duh obviously, why else would she put such a lewd belly on display?

[Anonymous No.]

>We lost Mio, Miko and streams archives
>Finally Nintendo permissions
That is not the law of equivalent exchange.

[Anonymous No.]

this game that pekora is playing would work pretty well as a game where you play as a Succubus lord who captures the shota heroes and keeps them in her rape dungeon

[Anonymous No.]

>wake up
>remember there's no Miko
I want to go back to bed...

[Anonymous No.]

Korone... my ears...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104069
yeah but marine has decent pronunciation and miko plays up her retardation a bit, but aqua is just an unmitigated disaster..

[Anonymous No.]

>reddit meme pics
>/tv/ meme pics
If I wanted to report, should I select off-topic or extreme low quality?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104075
You'll need to talk with the Oji-sans first

[Anonymous No.]

The nijis antis in the dark, you can see 'em if you're driving, you just run them over, that's what you do. Fucking nijis antis

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103898
Miko disagrees and ultimately that's all that matters

[Anonymous No.]

WE NINTENDO NOW

[Anonymous No.]

35P's dedication is going to be scary when they find out Miko is the Holowhore. If the sickness doesn't kill her, her fanbase 100% will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103887
Why are sheepfags like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104075
only if you have permission

[Anonymous No.]

Do you guys ever feel that your japanase weeb skills are getting in the way of your reps?
I'm reaching the point of being able to read N4 sentences without too much trouble, but when I listen to something I automatically search in my mind the appropriated translations that have been burned in my memory after years of watching anime

[Anonymous No.]

How do I get friends like Doukyoz?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104078
Yeah but you have to adjust for viewer inflation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104050
She's so young too so it's really weird to see her be THIS bad.

>>25104069
Both of them have the excuse of possibly going through a worse period for learning english in Japanese schools, and they're older.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104075
no, admire it from afar
it would get tainted by your presence

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104085
Imagine what it would cost to gain the rest of the permissions

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103906
Lol based
I miss her so much bros

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103887
>Suisei
>Better than Flare
I'm convinced that Suiseifags are actually deaf

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104075
Yes as long as you also kiss her large forehead

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104052
It would be great to get a torrent, but since that's not happening. I'll have to use this.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104075
i want to tickle her belly button
from the inside

[Anonymous No.]

>COVER FIX PERMISSIONS
>ok

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104085
Hey, we got Ayame back as well.

[Anonymous No.]

Man Aqua recline HARD in live viewership count

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103978
nope it's better to be a big fish in a small pond here on /jaypee/, show those 2hu weirdos who's boss. Also because of the elitist culture of this board we will be bothered less by crossboarders.

[Anonymous No.]

The nijis antis glow in the dark, you can see 'em if you're driving, you just run them over, that's what you do. Fucking nijis antis
Archive thread link: >>>/t/954312

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103919
Suisei teased about Tetris in her latest zatsudan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103888
I love sheepcoin saga

[Anonymous No.]

Does the permission thing mean we can get gen4 to play ring fit now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104123
That's fucking disgusting you, you guro fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104075
>>25104095
We don't touch Shion. We support her from a distance.
We're going to have problems if you touch her.
>t. 40 year old with a wife and kid who's favorite holo is shion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104091
Marine's pronunciation is very japanese so I wouldn't call it decent, but at least she tries unlike Aqua.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104016
I love how the permissions came back before she hits 400k. Tetris 凸 when?
Also I feel that they're going to sing an Ensta song, they can't possibly miss this chance.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/cover_corp/status/1289109210232307714
I thought miko being officially dead was a shitpost. I got into holos to remove that existential dread for a bit, why didnt you warn me it was going to end up like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104101
It can't be helped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104105
Asking too

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104134
I kneel family chad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103978
The only thing I would change about the current board situation is increasing the image limit for JP to accommodate more images on /hlg/. 500 images should do the trick, it might still max out sometimes but it wouldn't take as long of a wait before the next thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104133
I don't think coco's ready to give up her switch hate gimmick

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104133
>Luna
>ring fit
I would love to see that.

[Anonymous No.]

>Korone loves Sendo
>Still mixed him up with Volg

These boxing anime dorks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104068
That was a project from Japanese 35P.

[Anonymous No.]

With Nintendo permissions do you think we'll get comfy Haachama animal crossing streams again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104134
Can you be my dad please

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104133
We could get it but Wave 2 could be happening any day now.

[Anonymous No.]

>nipfags
>have to dogeza for 3 weeks straight and sacrifice 3 of their lambs to get permission from nintendo

>westfag
>just fucking streams on twitch lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103775
his roommate suddenly stopped twitter and youtube activity before his Hololive retirement and hasn't restarted yet. I still think it's a damn shame that we never got a Homofag tabletop RPG stream because there's a few of them that do it on Youtube

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104144
OHNONONO

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103919
suisei tomorrow. If not expect aqua, okayu or rushia to instantly pick it up

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104134
You mean
>t. Closeted pedophile

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104135
>guro
virginchama...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104143
They're absolutely gonna do it. I wanna see suisei being the tard and inui being the tard wrangler again

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104133
Are you trying to get Luna killed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104150
>switch hate gimmick
?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm really conflicted about the #トワ様worldwide thing bros
It's kinda cute to see all the support for towa but then you get stuff like this, I can't even read it even though it's in romaji
Maybe I'm just a cunt it's just a bit embarrassing no?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104144
mikoti...

[Anonymous No.]

why are we like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104144
What the fuck?! Someone sumarise this.

[Anonymous No.]

Korone just chilling with fat cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104165
I'd rather be a virgin than a sick fuck that wants to cut girls up

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103887
>Unironically not including Risu
Shitlist

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104133
luna 100% will play it, she was already talking about exercise on twitter

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104098
Lol nice try rushia/towa/ayamecuck. Also not going to be, since Narukami confirmed it wasn't Miko and it's either going to be those 3.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104144
You should have known Anon. It's not some anime written to please, it's real life and real people, most of them are in this job because they have issues that prevent them holding down a normal job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104169
towafags are pathetic

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104154
>comfy
>Haachama

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104098
anon, Cover themselves even said she wasn't. If you try to slander her, Cover *will* SUE your ass.

[Anonymous No.]

Ayame-sama I want to sniff your butthole onegai

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104169
well I'm sure nips find it embarrassing when holos/fans try to speak english and fail terrible at it. it evokes the same feeling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104174
Loveless.

[Anonymous No.]

Just saw that Miko took yet ANOTHER break, is the Miko graduation meme actually gonna be true?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104169
no, this is exactly the kind of shit that i used to do in my prime weeb days and it's fucking disgusting to remember

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104134
kys pedo, go watch a holo of your own age

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104150
Forgot about that. So we can replace Coco with Suisei then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104169
nah this is based

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104177
who said anything about cutting her up? i just want to stick my dick in her

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104174
You all lack of testosterone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104185
That is Haato, not Haachama....

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104169
romanji only japanese... what couldve been...

[Anonymous No.]

>nintendo is back.
noefure 3D ringfit when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104181
>she was already talking about exercise on twitter
where??

[Anonymous No.]

>invite kenzokus to watch a motion-picture show at a cinema together
>purposefully give them the wrong time
>watch the movie all alone
>all by herself
Devilish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104133
i want her to play it but i dont think she'll be lasting very long..

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104160
It's really really weird that there's absolutely no news on his side. He was great

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104182
Those three plus miko make the 4 HoloWhoresmen of the vtuber apocalypse

[Anonymous No.]

This appeared two days ago in the threads. Any idea what's the source?

https://files.catbox.moe/yy62r9.mp3

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104200

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104197
You said you wanted to tickle her belly button from the inside which is only possible if you cut a hole into her stomach and stick your hand in

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104203
roommate

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104164
>>25104192
Shion may be the youngest, but she has mature content and doesn't play up her age like other girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104151
>>25104168
Check her debut stream, she says she wants to try it.
She also palyed Fitness Boxing, and Wii Fit as Moruru so she understands the appeal of streaming this kind of stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104154
Wasn't one of her goals this year to get better at tetris? Hope she brings that back

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103934
Okayu has a great voice but I am fairly sure it masks her limited range and mediocre technique. She's nice to listen to but not a legit great singer. Flare is great in certain songs and bad in others.

>>25103887
Saying Watame is "consistent" is either being too much of a biased fan or just baiting. I like her but she still can't sing Gurenge properly, and on some days she's great while on others she struggles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104169
Just write a simple Eigo fan message

>Hi Towa
>I love your sexy deep voice.
>Regards,
>Jay P.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104133
PP and Watame already did with Suisei one time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104028
No thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104167
hownewru

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104134
this guy gets it

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104154
Haachama doesn't play games aside from GOI, you're mistaking her for Haato.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104164
I mean, you don't really choose if you're pedo or not, and if you are being closeted is exactly what you should do

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104175
Basically everything we already knew about miko being away for another 2 months due to illness but also that they're going to send assassins after anyone who dares make up false rumors about her and the trap who got fired

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104169
I cant say if he knows nips or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104134
Ojisan...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104183

[Anonymous No.]

How do you think Yagoo felt about Artia shitting all over his dream last night during her intro stream? She said she would helo him achieve his dream even though she knew it would never come true. I think current state of Haachama is proof of that.

[Anonymous No.]

So who does 5ch think Kaoru fucked?

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone have a webm of Sora singing Alien Alien live during her 20th birthday stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104144
Dumb idiot better rest up so I can welcome her back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103639
I had a dream last night about her...everyone kept talking about how great Lofi was and we should all watch Lofi's channel and I was the only one who called her Iofi. She was frustrated with it and was living at Holohouse with all the other vtubers I woke up when she came out to announce her numbers and got ignored.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104236
matsuri or korone

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104237
why not just check the vod?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104068
What, the guy that translates the Miko videos?

Leave him alone. He's not like l*ger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104220
Oh you definitely haven't watched any of them in several months have you? I recommend you catch up when they're all back up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104235
How much did Artia earn last night?

[Anonymous No.]

holy cr*p does korone have the cutest laugh...she wins...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104189
good album

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104174
Lack of human contact, most shitpost and donation are made because of lack of attention

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104204

Haha yeah...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103887
Imagine wasting this much time on a shitty falseflag lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104169
any weeb talk thats is not coming from an actual jap makes me physically recoil

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104236
ur mom lole

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104133
I hope so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104167
Coco is a SEGAfag, they hate nintendo

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104218
luna is also a fat fuck with 0 stamina that gets laughed at by the other members including houshou "old baba stamina" marine so she obviously wants to change that

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104244
It's gone...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104169
nah I don't think towa would mind, any support is good for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>Suisei tetris is back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104169
Why'd he have to write it in the worst romanisation scheme

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103916
Give me the strongest shit you have...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104154
The word comfy doesn't exist in Haachama's dictionary. You probably refer to Akai Haato who doesn't exist anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

I missed the holohouse ASMR, I've been too out of the loop. Can someone gimme a rundown of the status? Did they already have a house set to move-in?

[Anonymous No.]

miko hospital stream when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104175
2 months break because of health issues. Also if someone spreads some rumors about her, cover will sue you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104214
are you being intentionally stupid or does this come naturally to you?

[Anonymous No.]

>PPleech Super hyped ASMR Holohouse stream
>Only just caught up to sheep in subs and tired out in under a hour

>Watame honest MC stream
>Ramuna, sushi, chips... gonna be a long one... it's hard work, but someone's got to do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104190
35p will be lucky if it's just the graduation meme and not the death meme

[Anonymous No.]

>Miko's "not scary" announcement was for Nintendo permissions all along...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103898
35Ps are ELITE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6U-OcgLbDQ4

This was for her birthday on 3/5. You can find her comment at the top.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104169
It's the thought that counts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104236
rushia.

The new narrative on 5ch is developing about rushia being molested by her brother or something and now she's a nympho. They found some deleted IG stuff from her roommate proving it. Really just a sad state of affairs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103916
https://files.catbox.moe/9n0anj.mp3

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104151
You didn't see her 3D stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>Watame is actually getting akasupas now
What the fuck happened?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104248
>cr*p
Crop?
Crip?
Crep?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104169
dios mios...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104232
I'm not sure if he knows any language at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104199
what about you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104134
wholesome ojisan poster

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104231
>>25104277

Oh if it's just that than it's fine. I thought it was another Kaoru like retirement but for Miku.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104282
I thought you had a collab at 2pm, go to sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104266
*goes to the back*
I've got a bottle of absinthe, or would you prefer a shot of everclear?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104192
Luna isn't streaming bro

[Anonymous No.]

>Miko with a serious disease on an indefinite break
>Mio getting copystriked and banned from streaming for 3 months

Duck

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104199
speak for yourself

[Anonymous No.]

Why does Matsuri and Fubuki new live2D look so smooth but Aki, Shion, Choco and Haato look so choppy? I feel like they got fucked over

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104235
ngl id be kind of pissed if it was one of the other girls right now. she kinda just took a shit on everyone and implied nobody else was good at anything and were all just whores

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104284
mikoti.... I will never forget your sacrifice...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104260
lol he hasn’t seen that Luna is confirmed thin and has low stamina from being a shut in

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104248
When you kids get taken by your ex-husband, all you can do is laugh and put on your gamer headphones

[Anonymous No.]

How do you think aqua learned her english? She only knows chuuni phrases

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104259
Coco is just a Yakuzafag, has she played literally anything else from them?

[Anonymous No.]

>Miko said there'd be good news
>the news is a 2 month break

what.. is the next piece of news a 2 year break? I can't deal with this
yagoooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104287
>rushia.
>
>The new narrative on 5ch is developing about rushia being molested by her brother or something and now she's a nympho. They found some deleted IG stuff from her roommate proving it. Really just a sad state of affairs.
That's hot as fuck please provide source

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103887
lmao NONE of the holos could make it as singers which is why they're vtubers

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104169
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103928
Talent doesn't a career make. That's true for plenty of artists. You could argue the same for AZki, but their experience as singers do give them some better skills than the others. Gotta suck the right dicks.

>>25103951
>>25104029
Noel has a cute voice but lacks the control many of the others have. She tends not to sing from the diaphragm, and as a result she sounds airy and struggles to hit notes quite often. She sung 秒針を噛む too, that song is very popular and pretty difficult, so its a good point of comparison.

>>25103983
Watame just has some of the best skills. Whether you like the timbre of someone's voice is purely subjective, but Watame has pretty good control over her vocal dynamics and can hold an actual note. I barely even watch her and it's still obvious.

Liking someone's voice =/= liking their singing.

>>25104115
She's still top 5, I think there's an argument for placing her above Kanata too. You look at the best singers and they all have in common strong breath control and voice dynamics, they can easily slide from one note to the next, they know how to use their lungs, they sing from the diaphragm. I don't think she's quite as skilled as Suisei, but that might be just a song choice thing, since Suisei tends to sing some more challenging things. Still, her 六兆年と一夜物語 was pretty impressive, I gotta admit.

>>25104220
She has a rough time with some of the notes, which I attribute more to a lack of familiarity than anything else. Because she manages to hit them fine at different parts of the song. But her lack of range is definitely a flaw with her voice, though you could argue that for AZki too. Once you get too the best holo singers, I don't think anyone stands above the rest significantly. Watame being top is just arbitrary.

[Anonymous No.]

I bet Miko's illness is a very agressive case of hemorrhoids due to sitting all day

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104247
One guy donated and gifted at least 650 dollars. So theres that.

[Anonymous No.]

When is he getting fired for fucking Fubuki?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104204
These are the kinds of devilish things she does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104309
Duck's channel is destroyed and she's super nervous about MCing collabs all on her own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104169
one of you fags go into their discord and tell them to just change keyboards, it's not hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104321
we got you nintendo permissions please understand

[Anonymous No.]

nanora
nanora
nanora ga yattekita

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104266
Here you are, a shot of bleach.

[Anonymous No.]

Say thank you to her. She sacrificed her own body to bring back Nintendo streaming and is now recovering for the sake of all other Holos.

Thank you 35p!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104319
reading LN

[Anonymous No.]

There was an attempt. I'm too retarded for ffmpeg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104260
Not fat but she likely barely ever gets out of bed, she always seems to be wearing pajamas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104293
she called robocco.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104303
Wait what time in JP? Do I have to setup an alarm? Fuck and I was going to go out tomorrow to get my phone's screen fixed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104312
Yeah, it was pretty fucked up when Artia went on that 35 minute racist rant against japanese people and personally attacked Okayu's weight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104287
Damn, that's hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104287
She became a nympho after getting molested by her brother? That's some doujin shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104269
> Suisei torturing ASMR
> Ass-slapping PPT ASMR

Thats all I can remember. Shit was wild.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104318
I don't get it. she's just a dog

>>25104295
don't cuss when speaking about korone

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104324
vtubers are just an evolution of utaite culture, and even with the utaites it took most of them years to get on the ground and rolling, but look how big people like Hachi or Eve or Nanawoakari are nowadays.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104221
Basically, she can read well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103972
Matsuri is still there for the moment...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104326
Are you the same old "music critic" bro we used to have? I missed your shit opinions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104329
>at least 650 dollars
Is there a playboard for Twitch? Sorry, I never used Twitch before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104169
based but cringe

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104150
Kanata or Suisei will just force Coco to use their switch when they move in together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104284
she took the fall for everyone...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104309
https://files.catbox.moe/rg5sxx.webm

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104269
The stream was a total chaos, they were like a bunch of kids on a night of a field trip playing with a binaural mic. Kanata's ass were slapped hard.
They went houseviewing a lot of times but they didn't really give a clear status if they were already moving in, but Coco said in one of her utawakus that she's already packing up so maybe they're gonna do it soon.
Kanata said Suisei always asks if you can jump from the window in every single place they check out.
Suisei likes threatening (you).
OIOIOIOIOIOI ASMR.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104330
Never because it didnt happen

[Anonymous No.]

okaeri baqua

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104350
What manner of degeneracy is this
> Ass-slapping PPT ASMR

Please don't make me fap to my daughter..

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104342

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104293
She's been talking about being lonely and streaming long hours to legitimize it, so she's caught a few gachis
The plan is finally bearing fruit..

[Anonymous No.]

cough

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104324
I bet you said the same thing about utaite back then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104207
Did you mean those three plus your mom? because Miko is a saint unlike your slut of a mom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104259
I would love it if she were ACTUALLY a SEGAfag. I would love to see her stream Knights into Dreams, Jet Set Radio, Chu Chu Rocket, Sonic 3 & Knuckles, Crazy Taxi... any number of games.

[Anonymous No.]

Beat up some pussy bitch 35p today.
He was crying by himself saying "mikoti.....mikoti...." so I punched him in the gut and he shat his pants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104326

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104333
Hopefully they at least upload some of her videos again...she really needs some help with her channel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104287
>Another Holo is revealed to have been molested by a family member
What the FUCK, Yagoo? Where are you finding these girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104359
It was posted on Artia's discord server but I barely know how to use discord or twitch so I cant really help you there.

[Anonymous No.]

How long until the limits of Aqua's autism are tested?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104185
>that pic
BRING BACK HER OLD LIVE2D NOW!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104345
Never mind, it got changed to Sunday. It's JP time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104287
Rushia doesn't strike me as a nympho, they usually cannot hold back their lewdness in normal conversations and she doesn't make enough lewd references in her streams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104367
>The stream was a total chaos, they were like a bunch of kids on a night of a field trip playing with a binaural mic
It was really really great

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104258
ソーラン！
ソーラン！

[Anonymous No.]

>be EOP
>plan on just having holos as background noise and something to look at while playing games
>end up intensely watching the streams from start to finish
I just want to play some fucking games why is it so hard to stop

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104364
https://files.catbox.moe/dzldzv.webm

[Anonymous No.]

Come on, Cover. Do a improv Mario Kart 8 collab tomorrow with all the holos to celebrate the permission.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104381
>Knights into Dreams
Sorry, "Nights into Dreams", it's been a long morning and I was typing too quickly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104244
haha, yeah...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104169
This guy is Japanese you fucking retards, he's writing it in romaji because everyone else on the hashtag is writing in English, he says his English isn't good, so he'll introduce himself like this instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104382
Based Towachad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104287
I never though I'd think this but 5ch has some good ideas sometimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104387
another?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104367
Good shit, sounds like exactly what I'd expect from the dragon. It was Coco slapping PPT's ass right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104382
Mikochi...

[Anonymous No.]

>ARS 100.00

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103989
https://files.catbox.moe/kt9chs.webm

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104375
>Streaming is like farming... first you plant the seeds, then you reap the rewards...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104246
It's true I haven't tuned in to Flare or Okayu singing in some time but I do watch Watame regularly. She's good but not at the top.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104388
I search the archive but I can't find an exact figure. Some anon claimed she earned in one night what Aki earns for a month.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104399
>all the holos

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104324
>Can't make it as a singer
>Grow your fanbase as a vtuber
>Can now make it as a singer
It's called being smart

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103838
im glad this made Miko happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104330
Oga would never do such a thing, shut up

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104324
Even people like Kano and Nanahira who actually get paid by big companies for their singing are now vtubers Anon. Get with times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104287
God that's hot.
I like rushia even more now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104407
noel had a hard life...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104389
shion yo needs to call in and give her mental support

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104408
Suisei and Coco both slapped Kanata's ass. The stream ended with Suisei slapping Kanata's ass hard.

[Anonymous No.]

WINGMAN

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104399
Mario kart is 100% RNG, they could have gone to the pachinko machines instead

[Anonymous No.]

Mikochi! https://twitter.com/sakuramiko35/status/1289246521855062016

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104287
if i go to Japan can i fuck Rushia?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104422
Fuck off with your stupid narrative retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104399
Mio... Miko...

[Anonymous No.]

>a few of the holos actually sold their switch

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104387
I think it’s easier to find a Japanese girl who hasn’t been sexually assaulted by a male member of the family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104357
>>25104383
Nice counter argument

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104185
This pic stings...how could they ruin her eyebrows? it was the best part of her model

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104287
good thing I have a fetish for mentally damaged sexual abuse victims

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104428
t. sucks at Mario kart

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104430
No you have to go to Russia obviously

[Anonymous No.]

That 35p project video earlier was so nice. I hope it gives her some happiness in during her suffering and downtime.
Happiness helps recovery. I hope it is a distraction from the shitfest that is Youtube right now.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are their sleep schedule so bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104287
https://files.catbox.moe/c8cjby.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

What are the odds Cover actually makes good on their threat and sues someone for slander?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104429
TRANSLATE IT WEEBS

[Anonymous No.]

never watched aqua, is she always making random noises?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104382
You wanna die motherfucker?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104412
I wanna plant some seed in watame

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104433
based
nintendo games are boring

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104428
Mario Kart is 30% RNG at most, but it's still 100% fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104430
probably charges less than aika, so yes?

[Anonymous No.]

Korone bai bai~

Sounds like they'll talk after the stream's over. Okayu saying that they often do that on nights they can't sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104379
>>25104207
Your moms are so fucking fat only 2 of them are enough to make up the 4 whoresmen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104287
To be fair, have you seen rushia's roommate?
I wouldn't be able to restrain myself either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104429
Oh Miko...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104287
Tell me more

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104458
Hope you got a fat checkbook

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104461
Aika doesn't do foreigners so why would you use her as an example

[Anonymous No.]

Did Kaoru rape Miko? Is that why he was fired and Miko is recovering from the trauma?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104424
Good, Kanatan ass needs to be slapped

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104412
Is Watame actually a genius? so this is what farmer's story is all about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104462
Okakoro...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104433
It hasn't gotten anything and Nintendo is being quiet. Good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104454
In the 1st anniversary, the number of registered channels is
50,000 people increased by 350,000
The second anniversary has arrived!

Thank you for your support (；꒳​；)



I wrote a letter,
Please read if you like.
️


Let's keep walking together, Miko's EliteStory


!! !! !! !!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104462
that's cute as hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104467
That picture is so fucking hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104428
Mario Kart is 95% skill and 5% getting fucked over in the last five seconds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104467
>blushing
This makes this image so hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104330
He would have asked Cover for permissions first so it's fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104455
yes. shes also getting mentally broken

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104455
Yes she larps as kirito

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104473
Miko raped Kaoru

[Anonymous No.]

Okayu's gotten really good at the anvil jump. She'd be fine with the next one if she'd just pay attention to the angle the hammer hits the ground at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104455
https://streamable.com/uf1581

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104454
Something about how much she hates 4channel

[Anonymous No.]

>Haachama bullying by Suisei in tetris and mojipitan is back on the menu
Finally
Someone seriously needs to hit her Haachama

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104403
B-but muh discordfags...!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104310
Don't need to. I'm fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104473
Kaoru is dead anon, let it go

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104462
WHY THE FUCK CANT I BE KORONE GODDAMMIT

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104462
if korone is a 37 year old boomer, is okayu also old as fuck? Otherwise I couldn't imagine them being friends because of the generational gap

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104466
You have a thing for makeup and filters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104429
Please, jsl chads... translate the letter onegai

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104462
Okakoro is back but the Mio and Miko shit don't allow me to be happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104330
Cover doesn't have the permission to fire him

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104418
Foreshadowing Miko's death?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104429
>I can actually read handwriting now
Whoa, Hololive and reps are paying off

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104429
Think she will come back with a new design for her third year?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104424
can't believe Kanata is actually a cumpet for two alphas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104433
Towa...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104497
She just managed to get to the floating rock.
And then fell.

[Anonymous No.]

Who would win?
50 grieving mikovirgins
or
1 #トワ様worldwide chad

[Anonymous No.]

DELICIOUS ELITE MIKOTITS

[Anonymous No.]

How far did the other holos that played this make it in 3 hours? Is aqua doing good or bad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104462
Teetee

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104510
>le makeup meme
nigger every single woman in the world wears makeup, yes they all look gross without it and no, I don't care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104458
I want Watame to plant some seeds in me

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104300
You don't see me going around trying to simp or form gossip/fake stories over girls acting as anime characters. They're entertaining sure...but some of you dudes here are straight up weird. Whatever. Back to lurking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104484
>>25104486
I like this one best

[Anonymous No.]

Each day I find it harder to maintain my view of Rushia as a pure daughter...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104509
nah theres a power gap between age

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104429
More death flag raised... why are you like this Mikochi...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104509
Koro a groomer, and architect, and an all around cultured woman

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104509
Okayu's 22-23 if we're going with the leak's 35-36 for Korone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104455
https://files.catbox.moe/f2ct2k.webm

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104169

This guy is a jap like >>25104403 said you apes. Only nips use that style of romanization.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104414
I think this is what I saw

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104528
This post was made by a skinwalker or an alien

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104526
Miko was still stuck at the bottom by the time she stopped IIRC. Kira and Astel were the only ones to make real progress in a short time

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104523
towafags are cringe

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104287
Drawfags, please do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104467
Damn, any full source?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104509
Okayu is technically young enough to be her daughter iirc

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104467
I love this artist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104509
Korone isn’t that old

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104455
Why do you think all the kids here love her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104451
Because their work means they usually don't have to wake up early and then commute for 2 hours to get to their wage cage. Some of them still maintain early bird sleep schedules. I think Suisei was said to wake up early, for example.

[Anonymous No.]

You faggots thought this shitstorm was over?

Tonight on vtuber keemstar:
Towa's discord escapade
Matsuri's offpakoing with apex pros
Kaoru's death
Hololive's archive nuking

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104204
>Mom can you give me money?
>To buy burger
>Yeeeees
>Actually buys APEX battle pass like a boss

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104510
Even with all that make up her hair looks super good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104429

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104403
That's kind of cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104539
>35-36
so how many kids does she have?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104555
what if Okayu was her daughter

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104133
Moona needs to get ring fit ASAP

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104556
https://twitter.com/tanakataroukami/status/1253224368827580417

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104533
It's great too, but what I love about the other is that she's clearly enjoying it and hating herself a bit for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104531
i want this Watame to forcibly extract seeds from me

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104326
Noel has no power, can't hit/hold notes and sounds like shit.
How do you rank her above anyone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104467
I miss rushiacuck, everyone condemned him for his cuck story but I thought it was fucking hilarious

[Anonymous No.]

>Korone: 汗もぐもぐ

That's an interesting comment to leave on your friend's channel.

[Anonymous No.]

cat piss

[Anonymous No.]

>Kaoru gone
>The great purge happens
>Miko gone for another 1-2 months
>Nintendo games are back
Is this shit scripted?

[Anonymous No.]

How long is she gonna be stuck on this anvil part holy FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104563
Oh fuck, Towa's gonna get attacked by keemstar and revealed to be the holowhore in the same night...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104333
She could collab with either Fubuki or Marine to keep doing game nights tbqh, because I feel they're actually better MCs than Mio. Though they might be too busy for a weekly schedule.

[Anonymous No.]

This is the time 35p, start doing your reps so you can welcome her with open arms, also try to get fit so you live a long and prosperous life.

[Anonymous No.]

Are you going to watch more Artia?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104563
Why do they never sue this cunt for defamation?

[Anonymous No.]

>Moona:"Not still feeling at peak performnance, so will just play maybe two hours"
>Always Moona:"umh, what i streamed for 4 hours?!"
Moona....

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104563
>Kaoru's death
So this is how it feels when someone else picks up your narrative. I've made it bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104509
pair of grandmas that are gonna stay together forever

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104579
fanartists onegai

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104382
Mikochi... Mikochi...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104403
>>25104543
Ah that'll teach me to at least look at the profile, gomen
This hashtag is cute actually once you get past the SEAs

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104576
I'm convinced anyone who says noel sings better than anyone in hololive not named choco has never watched noel sing in their lives

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104585
She's pretty good at getting past the anvil now. She just needs to get to the bucket.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104590
If there's no one else on sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104563
Oh wow this guy is like 2 weeks late

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104572
I like that the translation implies that if she doesn't want to get creampied she has to keep herself from swallowing while the guy ravages her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104586
>Towa is a whore

Well this is a complete new take...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104572
secretly_loves_it is a great and criminally underutilized tag

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104563
Holy fuck tear this guy down already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104564
>Towa goes hungry
Devilish bullybait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104169
I don’t have anything against someone making an effort but at least download a Japanese keyboard layout romanji is painful to read

[Anonymous No.]

PETTAN
PETTAN
TSURUPETTAN!~

[Anonymous No.]

Fatass here, is ring fit actually good exercise?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104579
Korone bragging about getting to eat that DAMN? Stop making me jealous

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104563
>All public shit
>The towashit even discussed here in real time as it happened
Such "leak" LMAO

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104287
So the one Rushia was sueing on court was her brother?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104523
Sorry mate before towa whateverwide, there's already Worldwide35P first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104399
They should make more video game competitions involving several holos. The last time I remember something similar happening was the AC fishing competition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104467
It's causing a shitstorm and hard to read through but it started with someone finding [SPOILER] her roommate's brother's IG and tiktok [/SPOILER] and seeing that he's not allowed in the family house anymore and some other stuff I can't read. Still developing.

Biggest takeaway so far is that there's a bunch of cyptic stuff that got deleted and a really troubling essay rushia's roommate wrote about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104523
Towa herself, after beating you up with the faggot bat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104563
I sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104590
no, her debut stream was boring and she's kinda stupid. She'd be a 5 live viewer twitch streamer if she didn't have the hololive name attached to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104616
It's definitely better than not doing anything at all

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104563
So literally nothing, all of those thighs are already well known among the anti circles, he quite literally has no material

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104607
It's overused, more like. Literally everytime the victim loves it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104563
fuck off that take your twink with you

[Anonymous No.]

Ogey

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104591
For all we know that could be who Rushia's targeting

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104563
What's this about Towa?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104563
>not bringing up Miko again
Cover would have killed this guy's career forever. YAGOO better be working his ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104616
just eat less

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104429
Godspeed, Elite Miko

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104619
No she was sueing the guy who came up with this story about her brother raping her because it's technically not rape if she enjoyed it

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104563
The absolute state. Even the narrativefags are going to drop this leech at this rate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104593
He didn't pick up your narrative, he already wrote his own narrative. I thought you guys would be smart enough to realize that

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104563
>offpakoing
I see this term a lot by nips, the fuck does it mean? Offline chatting or something?

[Anonymous No.]

Is she slapping her thighs?

[Anonymous No.]

watame slapping her thighs.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104648
It is when you meet up offline to pako

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104169
>zikosyoukai
why zi and not ji?
>itudemo
why tu and not tsu?
japs can't into spelling apparently

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104582
wrestling narrative is real

[Anonymous No.]

cute sheep thigh slaps :3

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104604
Which makes things pretty easy, swallow and profit

>>25104607
It's really great

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104634
rrrat!

[Anonymous No.]

i miss this lil nigga like you wouldn't belieb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTI4-NzaHGQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104328
Wouldn’t shock me if they all suffer from muscle wastage from their sedentary lifestyle

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104618
He just got lucky Mel leaked her situation. After that he's just spouting bullshit nonstop and some publicly available info. Truly the Japanese Keemstar

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104563
does anyone actually believe the bullshit of this guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104543
It's pretty interesting that they don't bother to write "tsu" instead of "tu", since they're both designated to つ、i wonder who thought of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104563
>all old news
Damn this guy fucking sucks at his job

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104309
3 months?????
Are you serious?
Someone please tell her to create a nico channel at least during this time...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104648
pako = sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104523
Shut it falseflagger. 35P and the Kenzoku are allies

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104637
the japanese recently found out about the Towa discord call with the EOPs and now he's going to expose her to the world

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104649
>>25104653

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104563
We got too cocky towabros..

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104563
KEK
Towacucks gonna get BTFO again

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104563
fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104656
It's how japs write with a keyboard so it's the romanisation scheme he's using

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104563
His face fucking pisses me off

[Anonymous No.]

baqua+watame comfy night

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104627
Yeah kind of what I thought

>>25104639
I know, doing it is something else entirely

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104590
becca...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104660
>Which makes things pretty easy, swallow and profit
Yeah I'm sure the point is that she doesn't want to get creampied. At least in my headcanon, who cares it's porn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103731
Drawn by ZUN?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104482
oh a wiseguy eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104563
you folks have to give japanese KEEMSTAR a break, the normies must be spoonfed narratives slowly

[Anonymous No.]

God Ayame's new l2d is fooking cute I hope she streams more now

[Anonymous No.]

Okayu and Lulu struggling at the same place right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104563
kek literally our narratives

[Anonymous No.]

i will never not loooooove when cat does go nyaaaaaaaan
it feels genuine

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104673
>>25104677
>this place directly lead to Towa's narrative
Why do you do this

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104669
She has bili... but I wouldn't blame her if she wanted to take a bit of a break anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104673
The antis in 5ch knew about it the day it happened, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104669
She still has her bilibili, and IIRC like Flare, she's more popular there than on youtube.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104248
I give you permission to swear anon, it's okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104647
I'm not great at japanese but I don't see the kanji for death in the thumbnail, which means the anon who posted took my Kaoru dead narrative

[Anonymous No.]

I'll gladly accept an increase in 35p ryona posts if it means there'll be no more miko deathposts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104563
THIS is the guy narrativefags believe every word from? Holy shit this is pathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104697
Debu

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104563
5ch and NND didn't make up anything new so he has no material. This guy is the only nigger in the world to whom a comparison with keemstar is flattering, because unlike him keemstar actually has sources and knows people in the industry and doesn't just have to scrub anti threads every day for his "leaks".

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104462
Just marry already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104698
Not like it matters, 5chan couldn't care less at least.

[Anonymous No.]

The cat is infinitely more patient than I was with this game.

[Anonymous No.]

Shion's ______！

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104704
heck

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104688
>Drawn by ZUN?
The hands aren't mangled up so no. It's parody art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104556
Newfagchama..

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104563
this motherfucker is stealing our narratives

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103928
>if they sucked the right cocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104429
Please 35p, i can only read a few kanji at this moment...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104616
/fit/ here who tried ring fit
Eat healthy and control your calorie intake (there are multiple apps to help you track it)
Lift weights (or if you are in full Stay Home mode, look up a routine to do at home).

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104687
She doesn't really have the face of someone that don't want it. Also it seems that the translation is actually "swallow and no creampie, or spit it out and creampie", which would make it even better if she wants both, because now she has to choose

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103928
Watame x AZKi collab when?

[Anonymous No.]

how do I acquire an aqua gf? serious replies only

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104563
Friendship ended with the family, Narukami is our ally now.
t. 35P

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104204
>invites holos for her birthday
>then cancels at the last moment to make them sad
>spends her birthday eating cake alone
Devilish

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104563
Can we sue him for stealing our OC Narratives?

[Anonymous No.]

Just woke up.
Do we finally got permissions back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104656
There's different romanization systems.
pretty sure that guy is mixing shit up tho.
shi -> si

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104711
You should see his chuuni "mission statement", motherfucker thinks he's Light Yagami of chuubas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104691
He should come here for some real spice.

Kaoru beat Miko half death and she is recovering from it

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104729
Oh damn that's good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104588

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104563
a liver should rise up and do a content cop on this garden gnome

[Anonymous No.]

guys how do i stop listening to wakusei loop

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104674
I cant stand her chat...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104719
Okayu onegai... I already fapped this morning...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104720
Shion's 2 week hiatus!
I miss her already.

[Anonymous No.]

Can I get a quick rundown on Kaoru and why they're in the shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104548
Do they still get issues with people doing chargebacks on twitch ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104453
It's just a threat. It worked last time and forced the antis to leave 5ch for the most part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104732
i dont think its very nice to take advantage of the autistic in that way anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104748
i wonder if the anon who's waiting for her to finish GOI still hasnt fapped yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104720
bangs

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104697
That's because she's a cat. Her nyans are top tier though.

https://files.catbox.moe/ud3t7p.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104720
Clavicula!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104563
>Tonight on-zzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZz

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104743
Based.
Karu is truly part of the famili.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104751
Fucked Yagoo's wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104751
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104673
Bro, the antis knew as it was happening live, and the niji antis already tried to make their move, it's nothing new

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104590
when Tibet is truly free

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104695
The 7 body slut getting kaoru fired was his narrative and it filled like 6 threads

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104720
eyebrows!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104563
>Going after Sio as well
This motherfucker is dumb as shit, she literally just put out a statement that she's hiring lawyers to go after dumbasses trying to smear her.

https://note.com/sio_kusunoki/n/n032f17f773c6

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104720
VAGINAL BONES

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104751
the rumor is he was fired for cheating on his wife with a holo, people originally suspected Miko since she was also on break when this stuff started happening, now the Japanese are betting on Korone...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104744
Get well Mikochi!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104746
If you stop, it'll just be Wakusei.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104736
The real Towa experience is saying you can't make it to a party when you can and spending the night alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104720
cute forehead

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104720
crippling depression!

[Anonymous No.]

Post the narratives you want japanese keemstar to cover next.
>Pekora moon illusion
>Hololive botnet
>Yagoo is frozen
>Deep earth mikotriggers
>no sunlight AI factory
>Coco is the only real person in hololive

[Anonymous No.]

>>>/vrpg/6569

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104761
He's definitely got more self-restraint than I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104720
Vegene bones

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104751
Slept with Rushia who's going back to her NND playbook of hooking up with guys all the time

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104751
from what I've gathered he attempted to rape Miko and when she resisted he beat her up

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104738
Permission Arc act 3: return of Nintendo

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104220
Gurenge is pretty hard to sing, to be fair. It demands range and power, and then there certain parts where you have to sing faster than usual.

There's also the factors that some holos are "specialists" (is better at certain songs) and some are "generalists" (can adapt to almost all songs, but has a chance to lose against the specialists at songs).

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104779
>the rumor
It's not a rumor, it's a fanfiction posted by one guy

[Anonymous No.]

Watame is gaining loyal gachikois...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104673
Look at all these holos on breaks:
>Mio (until YAGOO takes a break from fucking a Holostar and yells at CAPCOM)
>Miko (F.............)
>Shion yo....
>Soon to be Towa

WHO'S NEXT?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104732
You have to meet her online and become her e-bf. But she won't let you meet her irl

[Anonymous No.]

Isn't Mio just banned from livestreaming? She can still upload VODs in the meantime.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.nicovideo.me/watch/sm37269481
the NND video that 5ch was basing all their korone is the WHORE of hololive narratives on has been deleted

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104720
love handles!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104563
>our narratives
Someone neck this guy.

[Anonymous No.]

Am I the only one here who doesn't know what the fuck is this thing about Towa's discord call?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104777
I take it Japanese Slander/Libel law isn't nearly as speaker friendly as burger law?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104791
and now the restraint ive been having waiting for this current stream to end is fleeting

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104777
Death by mahjong yakuza.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104804
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104784
what the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104804
Trying to cover her tracks proves she's guilty...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104803
She can't collab either.

Uploads should be okay, Coco did that, but you can't premiere whilst restricted so no supercha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104563
>Matsuri offpakoing
I must've missed this. Who did she fuck? The one she collabed with recently?

[Anonymous No.]

Great pekora stream, this game is seriously interesting and she clearly loves it
>LAST ONE GUYS
>actually nevemind ONE MORE

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104804
Korone hasn't been meeting for permissions, she's been meeting with her lawyers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104799
Her happy day song is addictive

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104800
Towa's going on a looooooooooooooong permanent break after that discord shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104777
keemstar too stupid to live

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104816
Kaiji type shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104790
Get fucked

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104563
These narratives are too stale, we're lightyears ahead of this asscunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104799
>Kanata defeated
>9k when streaming at the same as Aqua and Pekora
>Supachas
Inclining!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104698
Welcome to the antithread
Next stop: Still saying that kaoru fucked miko even when the narrative crafter himself said that wasn't true

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104740
Where is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104777
Narrative cunt BTFO by yakuza soon

[Anonymous No.]

okaeri baqua

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104829
The only resting she will be doing will be on Sio's lap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104788
>Roboco source code leaked
>Marine slept with Zun
>PPT not going deaf but actually is going blind
>Suisei promoting communism in Japan

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104788
>Ayame doesn't stream often because she's sickly but still loves her fans

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104826
she hates it more than korone hates doom

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104663
Mikoti...

[Anonymous No.]

Baqua... you've fallen

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104827
personal lawyer or Cover's lawyers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104804
Hmmm, did Cover finally get off their asses and do something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104592

i also love the fact that her chat didnt even remind her and stay quiet about it lol

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Aqua...

[Anonymous No.]

Let's be honest here, who is fapping to the thought that the Holohouse ASMR stream was suddenly interrupted because their guy for the night arrived a bit early?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104563
There are people RIGHT NOW IN THIS THREAD this fucker is profiting off of. Resident shitposters, you must NOT tolerate such pathetic behaviour!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104777
Well, very based of sio to just end this shit in one swift blow

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104804
Cover's probably cracking down on all this Kaoru/whore shit if their Miko statement is anything to go by

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104563
NARUKAMI GET THE FUCK OFF OUR THREAD

STOP STEALING OUR SHIT GODDAMN IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104777
Thank you Sio.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104563
Imagine if something actually comes from him covering Towa's Discord shit, an /hlg/ anti sperg will actually have successfully fucked up the life of a hololive member.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine being a vtuber and having a legion of fucking faggots on the internet tracking your every move and trying to dig up dirt on you

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104855
You mean like delivery food or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104834
You could have saved it...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104850
Hopefully personal. I can't imagine Cover hiring anybody halfway competent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104827
>lawyers
Korone likes getting her hands dirty

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104854
At least they recognize their faults now if only SEA could follow this example

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104788
Coco's black boyfriend

[Anonymous No.]

Wait, did Pekora beat the game already, or did she give up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104825
I wouldnt even be mad if she fucked Kawase

[Anonymous No.]

Gotta love that the nipbros are switching to the Rushia roommate holowhore theory.

Korone antis pounding ground, losing hoap

Wonder if this will peter out

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104855
>a guy
>implying
They are all bringing their boyfriends and having an orgy

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104844
thats true

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104777
What is sio being accused of?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104788
>Minato Aqua is monkey

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103829
Unfortunately she did many more that are long gone, however.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uAbL8aptsw&feature=youtu.be
pekora baby!

[Anonymous No.]

NEW 5CH NARRATIVE
>9 of holos (CONFIRMED ones are: Mio, Miko, Kaoru) were apparently kidnapped by some rich anti and forced to play(?) a game. Kaoru got KIA, Miko got psychologically scarred and right now seeks professional help, Mio disappeared somewhere, others seem fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104855
Kometa brought over her friends from Chinatown!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104824
Still better to have some activity on your channel than to leave it dead for 3 months.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104870
I will make sure every single /v/shit thread gets deleted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104858
>stealing out narratives for free
Just can't make this shit up.

[Anonymous No.]

The holo Kaoru slept with was Luna, Cover found out right before her 3D debut which is why they couldn't fire them both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104825
Maybe.
Also she's grinding a lot offstream lately. pretty much a good a shit to insert a [someone is helping her] narrative

[Anonymous No.]

So many fake 35p in this thread if you really are a real Mikoti's fan name two JAVs of her

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104865
Literally every Hololive anti knows about it, and nothing happened, because there was literally nothing wrong with it. In fact, I'd argue that even though the guy's intentions were obviously malicious, by uploading the video he showed that nothing weird happened in the call, it was just a bunch of awkward gaijins saying that they were big fans one after the other in either mumbled English or broken Japanese, it's pretty innocent all things considered. If it was known there was a voice chat, but there was no recording, then a narrative might've actually formed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104663
>Source (Miko): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OTgo......
>Video unavaliable
>Source (Korone): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zkYo......
>Video unavaliable
Like tears in rain...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104804
Okay I could buy Rushia since she's pretty cute (with makeup) and this ain't her first career-killing rodeo. But why Korone? She ain't a looker. Just for novelty? I think antis are losing the plot, first Miko now this, next one is gonna make even less sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104843
>>PPT not going deaf but actually is going blind
>PPT is now totally dependent on Coco for daily life, but still continue to be a singer and her job at hololive
>You will never be her
>You will never be assisted for every task of your daily life by Coco
>You won't grow old together, blurring the lines between deep friendship and soulmates
>You won't decide to die peacefully together, surrounded by your loved ones because you can't take the idea of being alone

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104895
The actual play is to stream on twitch/bilibili and then upload the vods to youtube

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104895
So, let her stream on Twitch and eventually upload that to YouTube.

Problem solved. Not only do they get to test out that service, they also keep Mio occupied.

Plus it's better than her having to go to chinktube which barely anyone outside of Poohland wants to use.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104825
Yeah, that apex pro. This is actually some grasping at straws shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104879
almost beat it, she gave up for now

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104893
Yah hoooooooooo!
https://youtu.be/b2u10EX3BNo

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104424
god I wanna slap Kanata's ass so much

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104812
prob cause your a newfag or you werent here that day which is a good thing :)

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103887
you're fucking deaf

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104904
me_dicking_miko.3gp
anal_with_miko3.wav

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104888
As far as I know it's some (really baseless) accusations that she was smearing her old .Live colleagues.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104894
Sounds plausible. More likely than some narratives.

[Anonymous No.]

>love me
i already do okayu and it hurts

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104904
>thinly veiled sauce request
i dont spoonfeed Miko antis

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104869
No, more like >>25104885, expect it could be boyfriend or random hookup

>>25104896
hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104804
https://www.nicovideo.me/user/97220609?page=1
This guy is a hardcore Holo anti.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104825
wasn't matsuri supposed to be a lesbian or is that just a reddit meme

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104908
>antis inadvertently saving Towa from malicious narratives
You can't make that shit up

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104804
>この動画は管理者により削除されました。
Cover's lawyering up.

[Anonymous No.]

>Miko's announcement replies here are 90% about narrative shit and only 10% about her
Jesus christ this place really is ran by fucking shitposters and people who don't even care about the girls.
Please get well, Mikochi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104812
Yes, newfriend

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104937
Is it that trainfag again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104777
Yakuza will unironically fuck him up

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104904
My Coworkers are all Nymphos - 50 Continuos Lesbian Orgasms
NTR Story - My Girlfriend and My Sister

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104902
Bad boy likes 'em mature eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104908
>antis helping a holo
Can't make this shit up

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104936
Why would that turn you on. Are you a cuckold or something?

[Anonymous No.]

with the new outfits on the way, does Aruran have the most live2d customization options?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104812
its a nothingburger

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104605
t.newfag

[Anonymous No.]

This motherfucker is translating your narratives using DeepL and monetizing them for JOPs on Youtube and basically you cant do anything about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104939
roommate claims to have a kanojo now

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104367
I was a little skeptical at first but I think these dorks are going to make great roommates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104812
La Familia...

[Anonymous No.]

Watamechama...

[Anonymous No.]

Why does Cover fuck up so much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104777
He's gonna end up in concrete shoes if he keeps poking beehives like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104187
Dozo

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104912
The Korone thing comes from people who followed her past life and know how creepy she was to dudes on NND. Just a super lonely person looking for something to fill the hole

[Anonymous No.]

i don't believe these lies about Rushia until i see the receipt

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104509
Luna is the 37 year old boomer. Rushia, Korone and Coco are 30/31.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104955
I self insert as PPT

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104922
I get excited every week for this

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104944
You're the late one retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104961
Good

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104909
It's raining
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQmVFdwvZgfXlb2RDXWV1NaPXgYPu786G

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104563
10/10 shitpost, people actually believed what you wrote even though you posted the image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104947
The only narrative I actually believe is that Sio is laundering money for the mahjong yakuza. I wouldn't fuck with her for any reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104894
Oh shit
1 of 9 holos are rich anti herself. And she is kaoru that fake KIA in the beginnng

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104812
afaik towa went on a fan discord for EOPs and then pure chaos happened or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104668
Its what happens when your a normie that doesnt shitpost on /hlg/ you get all the news late as fuck and your narratives arnt even spicy

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104788
>Manjigumi funded by the fourth reich
>Pekora outbreeding Japan
>The Pope denouncing Kanata
>Satanic orgies between demonic holos leaving out Towa

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104924
I wasn't since I take breaks from this place or else I would go mad. Can I ask what is it sbout?

[Anonymous No.]

Climb!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104962
>I have a need for a girlfriend
Googlechama:
>I have a girlfriend
Do your reps or for fucks sake stop using the twitter function

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104978
I just woke up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104961
we don't gotta do anything
he'll be sued into the ground soon enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104839
https://twitter.com/narukami_sabaki/status/1044079163584335872
>Nice to meet you. This is Narukami Sabaki.
>I came here to remake the world of Vtubers, which is lawless, unscrupulous, corrupt and wicked.
>There is a lot to say. For the time being, this world is rotten.
>I’m gonna remake it
>This tweet is just a trigger. Nice to meet you.

[Anonymous No.]

>want to search for a song on holotols to see if any holo did it
>nothing comes up, strange
>remember that there's nothing to search through anymore
FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104904
Sakurakaze
My name is ELITE

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104912
>Okay I could buy Rushia since she's pretty cute (with makeup) and this ain't her first career-killing rodeo.
Can a newfag get a quick rundown? Or at least some keywords to search on the archive if you don't wanna spoonfeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104812
What are you talking about? Is this the newest narrative?
feddr9.mp3

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104962
Matsuri knows hololive fans read her tweets, I wouldn't put it past her to lie about having a girlfriend on her personal account so her fans could pretend the Matsuri Luna ship is actually real. Matsuri, Coco, and probably Towa have to pretty much continue playing characters on their roommate accounts since they are fully aware everyone is reading their stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>https://youtu.be/PzHBe7lsv8w
>Haachama rap
>Prod. By Mixla
Did she read the thread here or did someone advise her about the permission stuff? She suddenly added that to the title.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104957
Possibly. His artist loves giving him shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104894
Yea i heard about this one, they said watame has depression and resorts to staying up all night and binge eating because of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104908
Towantis proving again that they're truly just tsundere kenzoku.

[Anonymous No.]

please can someone draw a doujinshi where Rushia fucks with Kaoru and Kaoru get fired from Cover because Rushia get pregnant but in the end is found out that the father is Rushia's brother?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104720
late

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104931
I see thank you, good to know that sio doesn't take any shit and is willing to fuck people up

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104974
You want to fuck a guy with the pretty penis or be fucked by a guy as the pretty penis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104804
>What is the Streisand effect...
Someone please send them an expert in social media and PR.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104804
Hope it was archived

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104743
Kaoru hates lesbians and Miko hates gays. Miko, confusing Kaoru with a female, and Kaoru, tricked that Miko had DM'd him saying she was an old man, met up to offpako. This caused a conflict to erupt when they met each other offline.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104991
ほしいまである
trips me up. it does not mean needed until now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104961
At least I'll leave some form of legacy in the world when I pass from this mortal coil...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104788
Aqua's a 44.5cm 145kg dwarf with anger issues and a Napoleon complex who rules Hololive from behind the curtain with her tiny iron fist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104939
She could be just a bi or she's so desperate for love that she lets anyone male or female to be her partner

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104804
>>25104777
so cover and other chuubas are finally moving their ass, tracking rumors and gonna sue people for slander/defamation

[Anonymous No.]

What did Watame do wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104812
I have seen some posts about something about Towa and discord, but since /hlg/ wasn't going nuts over it I just assumed that it was nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105027
Nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104996
We should start making linkin park mv's featuring this guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104996
This guy would be based if he didn't pull the narratives out of his ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104961
>not using your claim to your posts as evidence

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105018
Second option, the guy can be a guy or Coco with a cock, which would be even better

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105011
I'll get right on it

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104996
This is something that Shien would write

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104983
Pretty stupid idea of her part but if she didn't say anything important then people are blowing this out of proportion

[Anonymous No.]

I just woke up, who's Narukami?
https://youtu.be/_jrxhaLSCg0

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105027

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104999
>Sakurakaze
No way I can listen to this until she comes back, the tears would not stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105027
Nothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105031
did you miss the towa discord raid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104996
Woah, so this is the God of Narrativefags, sugoi...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104989
not that anon but,
towafaggots started taunting """us""" and some dude in there recorded and leaked 1h of towa talking to discord with a-chan in the background and they spilled their spaghetti everywhere and sounded exactly what you think a towa fan would sound like

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104563
Now i understand the priest character. He's a fucking villain

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105027
she eats too many chips, and she doesn't even get a good flavor

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105004
>>25104991
Are these threads run by EOPs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105027
Didn't keep her private and work devices separate

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104961
Atleast get him to talk about the Nakiri narratives for fuck sake

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104631
His target audience is divided between people looking for his juicy leaks and people who watch chuubas and don't lurk discord servers, blogs or boards, but still want in on the gossips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105024
Aqua breaking so many office chairs that Cover can't afford for any of the girls to get copystruck!

[Anonymous No.]

How long until Okayu actually seethes?

[Anonymous No.]

you missed the 2 year fan celebration anniversary thing, miko was in chat and a lot of people here were emotional about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105061
EOPs and N5s

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104989
basically towa went into the fan discord before her 3d debut and talked in voice for awhile.
Meanwhile in here it was hell if you can imagine

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104563
Based. Is he /our/ guy? Dude's probably a chad irl

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105061
Is sky blue?

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that Korone's antis got BTFO on their own turf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104788
>Mikoboat subliminal message
>Towa suicide cult
>Okayu cannibalism party
>Luna really is 0 years old

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104944
go check last thread before you start complaining fucking greentexting fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105027
She's has a bf and is therefore worst girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104961
I don't see a problem with it.
It's free advertising for Hiroshima..

[Anonymous No.]

>Having boring missionary sex with boring Roboco!
>Getting good enough at crossdressing to trick Miko into having sex!
>Enjoying a post-coitus smoke with Suisei!
>Tag-teaming Fubuki with your Holostar bros!
>Jacking off with Haato's feet while she looks on in confusion!
>Having uncomfortable sex with Mel that gives her flashbacks of her manager!
>Fucking Aki after she's passed out from drinking!
>Bending Aqua over random household objects and railing her from behind!
>Fucking Matsuri and slipping out in the morning before she wakes up, and then never returning her calls!
>Having a good time with Shion and the Ojisans!
>Paying Ayame for a full night course!
>Engaging in sexual dinosaur roleplay with Choco!
>Asking Subaru to do the duck voice in bed!
>Giving facking cute Mio a good fucking!
>Taking Korone like a bad boy chad!
>Doing reverse-cowgirl with Okayu and getting the wind knocked out of you everytime she bounces downs on your dick!
>Deciding Rushia's not worth fucking after you see the 30 vietnamese guys that are ahead of you in line!
>Getting loving paizuri from Noel as an apology for beating the shit out of you!
>Getting told to wear a blindfold by Pekora and then being surprised when she starts pegging you and laughing!
>Filling Marine's dusty old womb to the brim!
>Flare being unimpressed after you had her wear her old outfit and used the boob window for paizuri!
>Watcing Watame cry as you put it in!
>Fucking Towa as she tries to stream. Yabee!
>Cumming inside Kanata after asking her if you should pull out and getting no response because she can't hear you!
>Fucking an incoherent Coco blitzed on sleeping pills!
>Hearing Luna "Naaaa" after you cum!

>Deciding Rushia's not worth fucking after you see the 30 vietnamese guys that are ahead of you in line!
This one's a lot funnier in light of recent narratives

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105045
Get your fag ass advertisement out of here cunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104917
she simps for some other apex streamer who is friends with that underage gyaru who somehow got like 50k subs as soon as she debuted
This narrative is kind of a stretch though I dont think Matsuri was even that close to Kawase before their collab (he was "coaching" some other team, not HPS) and the girl who sounds like she gets wet when she talks to ShibuyaHAL is the niji who streams APEX 24/7 and thats probably only in the same way Aqua got wet when that Smash pro talked to her

[Anonymous No.]

please... akichads... does anyone have the clip of her saying "EH" several times in her Death Stranding playthrough
i forgot to save it...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104996
What a dork.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105079
But she doesn't

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104992
>>25105068
forgot quote

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105067
The last bit of heat in this universe before absolute zero will be her lightly slamming her desk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105055
>with a-chan in the background
still not proven

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105053
Probably, I'm not here 24/7.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105041
I wasn't there, but as far as I heard it was just cringy at worst, people mostly behaved themselves and Towa played APEX because she is a shy sperg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104961
Based, glad to have this guy as a fellow 35P.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104971
Spot on she’s a loner and finally found some happiness with her fake internet friends they should just let her enjoy it

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104957
Lack papa likes to spoil his children, now if only flare wasn't so complicated

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105083
>>Fucking an incoherent Coco blitzed on sleeping pills!
H-Hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104287
>The new narrative on 5ch is developing about rushia being molested by her brother or something and now she's a nympho. They found some deleted IG stuff from her roommate proving it. Really just a sad state of affairs.
Trust me bro?

[Anonymous No.]

The person Kaoru was sexting was actually Artia, he was fired because Artia is actually underage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105093
some anon that actually watched it said that around 11:40 where a voice that soudned almost exactly like her

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105089
but u r wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104996
Anything relating this faggot should be banned on sight, it's not even on-topic. Fuck you meidos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105079
She wakes up at like 6 pm and then stream for most of the time. Where the fuck dat bf at?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105100
Flare would only go back to her NY outfit anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104287
now THIS is a narrative, I didn't think they had it in them

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104777
He can't be that stupid right?, he has to take sio's side of something, the one narrative that might actually be real are sio's connections to the yakuza, the least of his worries is a lawsuit that he doesn't have the money for

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105105
Gosh now I really want to smell the inside of Artia's mouth

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105090
>>25105068
Ah fuck that sucks. I'll check through, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105110
More on topic than most shit here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105027
Couldn't keep her mouth shut about her jealousy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105083
Remember her brother is first in line

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105055
>a-chan in the background
Maybe the reason this didn't blow up is because A-chan also fucked up and tries to ignore the video? That's why the video is ignored when someone sent it to her. Imagine if the higher ups know. Both A-chan and Towa could get in trouble

[Anonymous No.]

>"Spasibo" from Peko during supacha readings
We're gonna make it дикие кролики bros.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104287
Kinda hot to be honest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105105
>sexting Artia but she insists on chuuni roleplay
Imagine

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104788
>Miko is a serial killer
>Miko/Kaoru body switch
>All idols are AI
>DARPA owns Cover
>Antis/doxxfags are literally CIA
>Gachikois are victims of MKULTRA

[Anonymous No.]

FBK.... ara....

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104962
she's looking for one, not that she have one.
DO YOUR REPS

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105107
but ur just sheetposting

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105021
>まである
俗に「可能性がある」「否定しきれない」

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104788
>Chris works for Cover Corp
>Yagoo has covid and is in ICU like Artia said
>Subaru's videos being deleted were on purpose because management don't like her
>Haachama and Haato are two separate people
>the Live2D updates were rushed because of Kaoru to distract everyone
>there is no Hololive EN, they pulled the plug shortly after casting calls were done
>Ichikara in talks with Cover about a merger due to multiple pending lawsuits from game companies and an ever growing debt
>Hololive CN and Hololive ID are Japanese girls who happen to speak these languages

[Anonymous No.]

>mio purgatory
>miko at the border of life and death
>archives slowly trickling back
>nintendo permissions

are we past te bottom? Is it time for a v-shaped recovery?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104287
Come on, they stole the "molested by brother" thing from Noel but turned "now is afraid of boys" to "now she's a nympho" come on Narrativebros, get better material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104777
Who is stupid enough to go public against sio?, not even just because she's sio, but specially after she stated that legal action will be take against those who slander her

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105117
If someone is mentioned by name in a Narukami video, it's almost always negative sensationalist nonsense. He's absolutely going to double down on the rumour like it's fact, and I hope he does so Sio fucks him raw.

[Anonymous No.]

>he tried to get near me?
>make him disappear
>Narukami? is talking shit again
>send him the Towa call

[Anonymous No.]

How come we don't have a shitposting /hlg/ vtuber that makes up narratives?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104563
>its fucking real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMp0YSmsZ6k

Narukami please get actual sources before you narrativefag hard you chuuni retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105083
This one gets me evertime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105127
A-chan apparently has connections to Tokino Sora so there is no way she would get in trouble

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105127
A-chan can't get in trouble.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104287
Fuck, This is like a doujin plot. This is hot

[Anonymous No.]

>I'm a snack

[Anonymous No.]

>E-Kon posts in /hlg/
Make more videos you fucking niggerfaggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104996
Artia is already on the job already

>Uncle YAGOO needs you to die narukami

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105142
I thought the narrative was that Noel's dad was the shit and her brother was her only positive influence

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105128
If only fallout 3 had a japanese dub
liberty prime kun...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105134
fellas, is it gay to kiss cigarettes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104563
>Narukami
>Narrative
>N
It's not a coincidence

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105097
Well her enjoying it means her going back to sending sexually charged messages to random dude streamers and playing pity games for dick so...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105083
Hot!

[Anonymous No.]

When is he covering narrative about Coco being replaced?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105128
Pekora is a good gal

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105127
>Imagine if the higher ups know
They have to have a lower IQ than an average /hlg/ poster to still not know about it by now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105079
well, not anymore she doesnt

[Anonymous No.]

Minnnnnaaaaa-

[Anonymous No.]

>Okayu at the anvil again
I've finally got a sub 10 minute clear, thank you Holos, I couldn't stand the first run of GOI without you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105167
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105132
>/hlg/ infested with glowniggers
God fucking damn it feds are literally everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>It's the 5th month into Miko's break
>She hasn't tweeted anything all day
>Suddenly tweets that she has a message for all of her 35p
>She puts out a small video, she has a sickly voice that's trying her hardest to sound cheerful
>Minna, it seems like I might be called by Kami-sama soon to share what I've learned!
>Don't worry, I've had a lot of great experiences with all of my 35p! It's really been so much fun!
>I'm sorry if I might have to go away for a bit... I'm not sure if I'll have enough time to tell him all of my stories with you guys...
>The journey might be long back to heaven... some of you might even forget me... but its okay! I won't ever forget any one of you.
>I want to thank all of my friends in Hololive for helping me get this far... I hope we can go even more! Also... Pekora for sticking with me for so long, even if it seems like you've been distant lately... no distance is great enough between the two of us!
>Sora-chan... Thank you for never giving up on me, even when others have. I hope I made you proud...
>Minna... was I a good shrine maiden? Did... did I make you guys happy? If you have any prayers I can bring them to Kami-sama for you...
>For me... well, I wish for happiness for all of my 35p. You're all my greatest treasure. Let's see each other again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105141
Subaru's stuff will never come back
The archive helps but I'm not sure if that's everything or if it can be trusted to remain up

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104962
>he fell for googlechaamas narratives
Even japanese KEEMSTAR wouldnt do that

[Anonymous No.]

Rushia sounds too dumb to be a sluf

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105105
God imagine how awkward and retarded artia would be at anything sexual

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104563
>The pre-stream chat is just constant roommate posting

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit Awua why.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you eat this snack?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105151
>He gets asked for sources
>Links to this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105142
The Noel thing was just hearsay anyway, her issues probably stem from getting treated like an object and getting groped.

The Rushia-Brother thing though had legs and people are taking it pretty seriously considering the evidence and writings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105128
Держите меня, пекочады...

[Anonymous No.]

why are so many of these antis so paranoid about streamers having sex with each other? By occam's razor it seems very unlikely, you would get found out immediately and put your job unnecessarily at risk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105167
Only if you get a boner, son

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105186
f

[Anonymous No.]

how do I file an application for korone to be my wife irl

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105167
only if the cigarette balls touch

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105134
That picture is incredibly gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104623
Link it

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105138
where can I learn proper slang? it's too difficult to keep up with those wakamono

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105191
>she sees your penis
HUGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104908
Well now isnt that would be fucking hillarious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104777
So he really is that stupid, he's going specifically after the one who said that will take legal action

[Anonymous No.]

The only problem with Okayu probably not beating GOI today, is it makes it less likely that she'll be playing a Nintendo RPG tomorrow or the next day.

[Anonymous No.]

the thumbnail for temma and ogas super bunny man stream makes it look like theyre boyfriends at an amusement park

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104777
>Sio saving Towa with her Yakuza connections

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105165
That's the truth not a narrative

[Anonymous No.]

Artia if you're reading this can I lick your sweaty smelly unwashed butthole?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105167
No. It's gay only if you like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105209
Korone and I just put in our documents. Sorry anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105186
https://files.catbox.moe/82fr1t.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

Holy fuck tomorrow is going to be a shitstorm

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104777
Where did the "Sio is connected to the yakuza" thing come from?, is it just because she makes a lot of money for a channel the size of hers?

[Anonymous No.]

>eating Pringles in the middle of the night
She's not a sheep anymore, she's a fucking pig.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104908
This is so stupid, I can believe it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105216

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105181
>6 hours later im still stuck at orange cliff
fuck this im getting jump king

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105011

[Anonymous No.]

>more food
Watame...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104913
God I wish that were me...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104908
lmao the antis can be good once in a while

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105167
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104563
I thought Sony and Ichikara were supposed to be going after his ass after that video he made about 2434? Why are they so fucking incompetent.

[Anonymous No.]

>Someone thought Aqua would beat this in 6 hours
Yeah I don't see that happening chief

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105241
It's because she plays their game

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105241
Mahjong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105233
Thats creepy bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105198

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105239
>>25105186
this isn't funny at all
please don't hurt me like this

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, listen up for a second.


I LOVE your favorite chuba, and I'm happy you do too.
I hope she's able to stream plenty in the future, even if that may not be tomorrow.
And I hope she's happy, healthy, and enjoys life as well as her situation permits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105197
That's not a snack, that's an outright full-course dinner

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105186
Don't joke about that shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105240
isnt tomorrow also the apex tournament?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105241
It's mostly a joke, but it is true that she's very popular among the mahjong audience, which naturally are a bit older than the average vtuber fan. This is reflected in the absurd amount of money she made on her 3D debut (more than Coco's 3D debut, for comparison).

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105260
how much did she clear already?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105240
Not really, everything he's talking about is common knowledge, it's going to get spicy after sio and possibly cover go after him

[Anonymous No.]

alright fellas, we need to make the mother of all narratives. which holos/holostars/other vtubers have DEFINITELY had sex with each other?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105256
I wish too, I think if given the choice I would trade my vision for something like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105250
Big 草

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105198
Quick everyone is watching us be on your best behavior /hlg/

[Anonymous No.]

ITS OVER BROS
FRIENDZONED BY FBK AND NOW PECOR

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105241
Mahjong can be traced to Yakuza.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105263
Was worth a shot

[Anonymous No.]

Would you guys really be mad if your favorite Holo got a boyfriend? Like someone that genuinely loved and cherished her and supported her in these chaotic times? It must be so lonely being an idol...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105225
Towa's going to owe them a favor she can't refuse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105167
shot gunning is the gayest thing

[Anonymous No.]

So you guys are telling me that Matsuri got dicked?
I'm happy for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105128
Огей...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105267
Thanks bro. I say the same to your chubba

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105250
nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104777
I'm not sure why but of all the vtubers, Sio is that one vtuber I wouldn't want to mess with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105271
tomorrow (today in japan) is august 1st, the tournament is on august 2nd

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105284
Anti go back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105274
She hasn't gotten out of bargainburg

[Anonymous No.]

All you guys thinking the innocent content of the discord chat will save towa might want to know that the angle NND is pushing is that Towa snubbed her nips because her nip discord server asked if she'd visit and got a "No"

Naturally 5ch still doesn't care because they don't care about towa, but I'm betting narukami tries to cook things up as Towa prioritizing foreign expansion behind the scenes or some shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105284
the family is okay with towa and her boyfriend

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105242
>takoyaki flavour
Is that Japanese only thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105277
Coco and Kanata

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105284
timeloop

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105198
>implying nips knows english

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105277
Pekora and Roberu

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105250

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105296
I'm watching, I'm just wondering what does it mean in relation to the games length

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105284
It would be a big fat UNSUBBED. They should remain alone and miserable like me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105244
why's she look so much like Len goddamnit

a goblin is fine too

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105240
The only shitstorm will be in his pants after he spreads the Sio rumors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105299
They already tried that and it didn't work

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105284
No, honestly I don't care. I'm more worried about the backlash she'll get from the community and how that'll affect her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105299
Why not just go the 5ch route and say it's cause she wants foreign sexfriends like Haato has

[Anonymous No.]

>All of these narratives for HoloJPs
Imagine when HoloEN debuts. The narratives are going to be even spicier

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105299
I get why people would be angry. But what's 闇営業 about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105242
Brosnan.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105299
Still really incredibly tame as far as narratives go, honestly. Especially with everything else going on, it's not really going to pick up any traction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105284
Maybe Watame would stop eating so much in the middle of the night...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104563
When the fuck chuubas going to sue this faggot's ass? This guy's content is literally slander.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105284
My Holo has a girlfriend though

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105277
Pekora and Roberu, there's literally audio proof

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105319
No one would care just like the HoloID one.

[Anonymous No.]

Did we have another dog vtuber? I can't quite remember...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105308
I'm tired of these faggots fanfiction. Fuck off gaywads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105299
is the Family a bunch of SEAcucks that will let CHADkami slander their girl?

[Anonymous No.]

The thought of Matsuri collecting a harem of virgins who play APEX all day because theyre the only men who would find her attractive is hilarious to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105186
That's not funny at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105284
If they actually did I wouldn't mind so long as they didn't talk about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105241
Yakuza started as two things: peddlers and gamblers. They obviously don't do any peddling anymore, but they still have their hand in gambling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105299
That doesn't work, mostly because that's already their narrative, 5ch thought that towa would end her 3D with english SSS, as a service to her foreign audience

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105299
Towac*cks are in 1000% damage control right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105307
Haha Rushia is so silly spilling all that yogurt on her face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105277
kira and astel

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105310
Length wise it's technically just about halfway, but as far as difficulty and time invested it's more like 1/4 ~ 1/3

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104892
There's a chance they will unprivate those that were thought to be gone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105326
See >>25104777

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105319
Won't even need narratives, everything will be known just by looking at their roommate twitter,

[Anonymous No.]

Who's the thinking man's holo?

[Anonymous No.]

INCLINING

[Anonymous No.]

Everytime I hear Watame eating, I feel the urge to hug her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105332
PEKO

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105277
>>25105305
This, and Kanata and Suisei

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105348
Risu

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105299
Towa has JOP fans?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105277
A holo's old tinder account gets leaked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105272
>more than Coco's 3D debut, for comparison
Towa is lucky indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105348
Thinking men don't watch holos
Artia

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105281
>Pekora refused even holding hands
Too pure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105299
Isn't it already a meme among nips that Towa is a foreign streamer, I doubt that will cause any waves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105250
Someone please post this in the 5ch thread, they're still going apeshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105319
>5ch will unironically come to us for their narratives on HoloEN (which they'll use to smear Hololive as a whole)
What a time to be alive.

[Anonymous No.]

Who can we blame for the increased thread traffic? We're getting like 1 new thread per hour

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105241
Wasn't there something about her being the mascot of Mahjong or something, at best she's well liked amont ex yakuza who really like Mahjong and that's why her income is so high

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105349
The sheep is getting too powerful

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105242
Did you see the size of the steak she ate a few weeks ago? Thing couldn't even fit on the plate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105332
what's so gay about fucking pekora?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105331
the top two holos are dogs, we should really get a 3rd

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105308
Gazing a rabbit isn't "having sex" Roberu

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105328
post it

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105348
Your favorite

[Anonymous No.]

Why are they hitting Kanata's ass so much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105334
I wish I could be manipulated by fatsuri

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105348
Aqua.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105319
>the birth of English Keemstar
I really hope not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105307
That's why it's gonna work. Narukami's secret is that he's the only ESL in Japan that's above A2. Nobody is gonna be able to prove he steals our shit on the daily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105364
Happenings attract tourists all the time and we've have 4 happenings in one week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105332
Nothing gay about a guy and a girl being together peko.

[Anonymous No.]

What's the worst part about captions being deleted?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105299
Good, fuck JOPs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104190
Apparently she has a chronic disease and is out for 2 months.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105330
Because there is no drama right now from IDs. People cared when Iofi got doxxed. HoloEN is going to be full blown drama. Something as simple as supporting the hottest political movement to the roommates being involved in riots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105281
>PEKORA IS IDOL

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104563
when will /hlg/ make their own L2D to air their own narratives?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105364
The fucker who made that youtube video and the seanigger that linked the thread to Artia's discord

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105356
Contrary to popular belief, 50% of the family is japanese

It's a lot more obvious when she's playing ark instead of apex

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105378
would you not want to given the chance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105364
Me. Singlehandedly. I'm responsible for 60% of the ritual posts, 80% of Towa posting, and 45% of smug Pekoras.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105382
>English Keemstar
That already exists

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105284
Of course, they have to remain pure until I come to Japan to get them, even though I don't know Japanese and haven't left my room for a year
In fact, i don't even know english

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105349
https://youtu.be/9eUJx3YpIi4

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105378
They are trying to spank the devil away

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105349
rabbitfags fear the sheep

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105370
It's the robel fags and the fujos pushing it that makes it gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>They cut the really loud ass slap at the end
AHHHH DOES ANYONE HAVE IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105397
I kneel...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105307
Stop posting Rushia crops you're making me interested in her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105395
It's kind of funny, the westerners try to type in Japanese when that happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105334
matsuri's roommate is very attractive, she probably collects them only as orbiters

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105198
God I cant wait for him to show the Matsuri legs video

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105389
Yet Iofi never got added to the doxchart.

Unless she's another Abe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105382
there already is an english keemstar

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105310
We're gonna be here for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105348
Luna. I get to enjoy a loli knowing she’s actually a 25 year old woman so completely legal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105378
>>25105406
>>25105411
Is this real what the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104462
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lusGw2tPWpQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLb5kYj2Yyg

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105398
I would have assumed that Coco has a much bigger ass than Kanata.

[Anonymous No.]

Rushia might be literally me

[Anonymous No.]

Watching L*L* and Okayu playing GOI is a great experience

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104777
Towa sure has a powerful ally there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105299
This narrative is nothing new so it won't make any real splash
Would've been much more scandalous to spin it as Towa having lewd interactions with her gaijins secretly but they can't run with that

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105382
you mean.... just keemstar?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105408
Fujos think Pekora is a guy? Easy mistake, but still...

[Anonymous No.]

okayu actually made progress for all of fifteen seconds

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105420
he means an english japanese keemstar

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105349
Queen of the night

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103648
I fucking hate Artiafags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105349
you always wait to post these numbers when pekora is doing supacha reading

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105348
Iofi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105319
holoEN would be just 56% creaturas, drama will probably be limited to sjw topics

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105326
what's wrong? we need him. too much sunshine is bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105422
Aqukintv...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105416
>westerners
SEAniggers aren't westerners.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105422
There's some beauty in the whole game fitting on a small image like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105439
Are those like land sea lions?

[Anonymous No.]

What's his endgame?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105413
anon dont be weird

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that Eugene A is the ESL Cover spy in these threads, she is now single-handedly responsible for combating japanese KEEMSTAR's theft of our narratives to save hololive

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104843
>Suisei promoting communism in Japan
Communism has always been pretty big in Japan though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105442
Now this is a sheep i would watch

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105430
lulu still going? i stopped when okayu went live

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103644
Mizuryu Kei is a Holocaust denier? What the hell?

[Anonymous No.]

What did y'all think about Ayame's new L2D today? I wasn't here when it was happening so I didn't catch your impressions

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105422
I believe in our meido

[Anonymous No.]

I saved up an akasupa today for Miko's anniversary. I should've expected for them to turn it off. Evens: I save more for her return. Odds: I spend it on myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105419
Because the doxchart wasn't made here. 5ch didn't care but /hlg/ at that time cared

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105382
more like the birth of weeb keemstar

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105422
She seems to be at Roberu's skill level, maybe slightly higher. So I would place her at 15-20 hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105447
>too much sunshine is bad.
Check your vitamin D levels anon, they may be causing your negative thinking

[Anonymous No.]

WATAME NO HEAD
WATAME NO HEAD
WATAME NO HEAD
A WATERMELON

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105424
At the end she was running around the room with her ass out slapping it.

[Anonymous No.]

>Watamefags now targeting Pekorafags
Dis gon b gud

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105449
said the seanig

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105464
Yeah, shes on the snowman now

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105439
and this is how KEEMSTAR became a vtuber...

[Anonymous No.]

>Nintendo permissions just in time for NMH3
very nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105466
one of the only good ones of the new batch

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105408
Do you guys think?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105438
She's analyzed a lot of her mistakes though. Apparently her sensitivity was too high for the way she was moving her mouse during the jumps.

[Anonymous No.]

Do they ever hum along to the stream BGM? I love that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105468
save it for her hospital card

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105473
>Check your vitamin D levels anon
read it all over again

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105457
>Communism has always been pretty big in Japan though.
I'd say far from it. If you want to see a country where communism has actually been pretty big and still is in how people think, try France

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105245
Jump King looks way more unforgiving than GOI is from what I've seen on stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105468
$350 is the goal. You got two months.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105373
I'm trying to get someone else to repost it

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105489
It happens in most endurance streams. Once you lose your sanity from grinding the game enough, you just use anything to fill the space.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105443
>You're next, carrotnibler!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105489
All the time? I think almost every last one does. Okayu's done it like 30 times in this stream alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104719
>pic
Not enough Okayu.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw people are just going to ONIICHAN spam in Rushia's chat

Being a rushiafag is suffering. Really hope this is just a flavor of the week narrative

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105482
NMH3 isn't Nintendo

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104563
>a vtuber whose content is other vtuber gossip and slander

keeeek

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105378
They're asserting dominance over each other, notice how it's almost as if they take turns, every time coco goes in suisei has to show who really is kanata's owner so the dragon doesn't get too cocky

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105466
I'm watching it now because I missed it. It's fucking cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105162
He has terrible taste in chuubas. Watch a real chuuba, chink-on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105214
Use weblio
https://www.weblio.jp/content/%E3%81%BE%E3%81%A7%E3%81%82%E3%82%8B

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104563
pls save us keemstar

[Anonymous No.]

I can't stop masturbating to Matsuri's pornhub video.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105453
>yfw he plans to buy this place and get our vtuber

[Anonymous No.]

honest, this numberfag Watame meme is pretty funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105364
We have 2 fags who post here, one of them has a 500k views video about hololive and the other a bunch with 200k and 300k views.
One of them just used our posts for a video so now we don't just have /v/ tourists but actual 4chan newfags too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103644
I hope none of them watched Netojuu no Susume, or liked the music the DQ guy composed. Literally nobody cares, ESPECIALLY in Japan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105489
Haachama and Korone do quite a lot I've noticed.

[Anonymous No.]

PEKORA WHAT DOES THE SCOUTER SAY HE ROWERLEVEL IS!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105512
Is there a vtuber that does something like vtuber news? Like Asacoco but it's actually news?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105512
>towafags hate him

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105453
The complete obsolescence of 3D women

[Anonymous No.]

I don't even watch Miko at all but after seeing that anniversary video I gotta say that 35P are incredibly based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105450
the nice thing about jump king compared to GOI is honestly how beautiful it looks, the spritework really looks great

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105457
>So big that one politician getting assassinated kills the movement completely
Yeah sure bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105510
How much have you dropped for her? I want to know how true the rushia paypig narrative is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105510
Fill me up on the new Rushia narrative

[Anonymous No.]

Aqua...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105378
I get marine since apparently her ass is huge, but kanata??

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104243
This is the actual narrative going on in 5ch right now. The Rushia posts are only dominate on

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105516
thanks. ill use it to decipher JK speech

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105496
figured i might actually be better at it from all the years of speedrunning mario 3 and world

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104154
I thought she deleted her AC save by accident the last time she tried streaming it.

[Anonymous No.]

Хлг конфа в вк
Ваши мысли

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105525
Numberfag Watame is good and creative, PPT hate is pretty bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105284
Would be nice because Miko badly needed one right now, she can't stream due to health and she's feeling lonely, atleast she's with her family right now.
the backlash would be too big though, since she probably on top 3 that had the most unicorn idolfags gachikois.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105533
but hes completely dependent on 3d women

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105496
yeah its going to filter pretty much any holo that isnt aqua

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105552
P... pecor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105426
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105539
Rushia is pregnant. The father is her brother.

[Anonymous No.]

>just watched the 35p 2 anniversary video with Miko showing up in chat.
I got into this shit just to watch cute girls play videos games, I didn't ask for all these feels

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105466
My ranking so far:
FBK>Aki>Ayame>>Choco>>Matuli>>>Haato

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105533
if that was true nobody would care about boyfriends/doxxing/etc

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105349
The sheep cries herself to sleep meanwhile KanaCocoSui having a threesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105349
Nobody is buying this.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105289
Кррррыса!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105552
[EN] I like homos, fat homo cocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105553
Leechposting is funny as fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105561
FAG ALERT

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105555
>>25105567
We're only one step in to his master plan

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105284
I just want them to be happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105542
That's my thinking, out of the 3 there I would have thought they'd hit Coco's ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105552
Не нужна.
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105535
Yeah, it's a nice game. I really like the meta voice over from getting over it though

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105552
>вк
Тупое говно тупого говна.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105539
She is the whore of hololive. She's molested by her brother and that's why she became a whore

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104243
This is the actual narrative on 5ch right now. The Rushia posts that are dominate here are only because she's not as popular on /hlg/ and has fewer defenders.

[Anonymous No.]

wow lulu made it to the bucket before okayu...
insane with how rough lulu is playing

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105571
I want to fuck him. No homo tho.

[Anonymous No.]

>All these stories coming out
>cover employees trying to muddy the water by spamming fake narratives
Wait, so you're telling me a bunch of attractive japanese women who can hide themselves behind anime girls and get thousands of donations a day just by talking in a funny voice are actually horrible people? No fucking way, who would've thought.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105250

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105491
>>25105497
Alright, then. Shouldn't be too hard with all this time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105450
its a really solid game idea as well
really simple but really good content for streamers

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104961
we need him to keep the vtuber world in check

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105565
shion yo...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105588
Look again

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105588
I want one of them to ride the snake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105581
>>25105583
А где.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105260
Obviously not on her first playthrough but if she actually practice off stream she could. I don't think she wants to invest that much time into this game though beyond today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105543
well, yeah, I actually post/visit 5chan. Rushia narrative is only posted on /hlg/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105565
Pretty much the same for me, Fubuki is the best upgrade, Aki is really really nice to look at. Sometimes when seeing old clips I wish her antennas would move

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105591
>attractive japanese women
>attractive japanese women
>attractive japanese women

[Anonymous No.]

annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd she rode the snake..............

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105565
Agree mostly I would just change Ayame and Aki around but I'm biased



You forgot shion yo

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105489
Choco's BGM for ARK I constantly hum

wish I knew what it was, its so damn catchy

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/1289259547748495360?s=20
Suisei has the perfect reason to come back now
You know you want to do it suisei

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105536
I mean, nips managed to cancel democracy just with assassinations during the interwar period, never underestimate the power of potentially getting killed by one of thousands crazy zealots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105593
i'm so hard right now

[Anonymous No.]

Ato

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105552
я не против
>>25105609
телега

[Anonymous No.]

Lulu took the snake route....

[Anonymous No.]

>​be sure to sleep well later. it's 3am now.

[Anonymous No.]

baqua..

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105250
>>25105593
This is keemstar's source

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105446
It’s going to be a shitshow I’ll enjoy watching here and never watch a single one of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105564
She showed up in her FreeChat beforehand which was getting flooded with messages of support before she commented too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105585
Rushia is popular on /hlg/? Since when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105466
ayame was cute as always

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105542
They spank kanata because if kanata were to spank either of them it would actually hurt

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105482
I'd prefer they play 1 and 2 first

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105584
That's a doujin tier narrative shit doesn't work like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105593
THAT'S MY KAORU WOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105307
I might be pulling things from my ass but IIRC his English is above average for a Nip. I wouldn't be surprised if he lurked here like he does 5ch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105591
If they were attractive they would have become real idols. The whole point of Vtubers is to give uggos a shot too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105552
Нахуя? Если тебе совсем позарез создай/найди тред на сосаче и я в него не приду

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105591
>All these stories coming out
Where? Such as?
>cover employees trying to muddy the water by spamming fake narratives
Name one narrative, with the explicit names of each party involved, that you consider to be true so I can look down on you.

[Anonymous No.]

https://streamable.com/sanxmx?fbclid=IwAR2Y2ygL9SP6WokZxqwWXPHeAI3N2vX1X5q_waqO1usqDXUsczQxBIMIOCY

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105250
>>25105593
This is pretty good, well done anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105591
>All these stories
You mean narratives that have barely any proof and is all speculation

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105619
it has a great vibe for getting things done. I can see how Choco's able to grind out so many hours in ARK with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105607
Well, you got your wish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105621
This timing is way too perfect, how can Suisei keep on winning?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105593
>that rushia

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104777
If Ichikara didn't do shit against him what the fuck is Sio gonna do? When are you guys gonna realize that you can't sue someone for telling the truth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105646
>he hasnt seen any roommates

[Anonymous No.]

I can't even find a single 5ch says narrative actually on 5ch

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105553
I was laughing at the leech when she was 20k subs ahead of the sheep after her 3D debut, i'm not gonna stop now that the sheep has finally ended the PPT arc.
Suisei is next

[Anonymous No.]

Aqua's lost it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105651
>trying to muddy the water by spamming fake narratives
positive counter inteligence

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105593
me on the right

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105588
speaking of that, is Jetri ever going to fix the ability to add Niji streams?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105655
thanks!

[Anonymous No.]

Somebody break out the bongos for donkey conga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104996
Chuuni as fuck, I like him already. I just hope he doesn't slander my holos too much.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't tell that Suiseifags are really Ivans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105621
hopefully okayu plays as well just because onigiri king

[Anonymous No.]

Okayu's done for now. Too bad, she was at a great pace till this point. Never thought jumping was that challenging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105662
the implication is she is going to send someone to break his kneecaps

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105663
Literally all of them are downright ugly or caked in makeup.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105494
>>25105536
Anon, the Japanese Communist Party is one of the largest communist parties in the world. They're on the same tier as Green parties in Europe. They're small, annoying and hated by many, but they still get votes so they're not non-existent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105677
Thats his fucking job

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105565
Shion's is the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105646
>If they were attractive they would have become real idols
Why? Being a vtuber is easier, safer, probably makes more money, and it's easier to navigate through the industry

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105669
does she know she can kill?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105539
she got molested by her brother. Some anti found it and spreading it. Rushia filled a slander complaint to sue his ass.
>>/jp/thread/S25041998#p25043780

[Anonymous No.]

I WANT TO FUCK THIS DUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105609
Конфы не нужны, мне рака и тут хватает - наши ещё хуже будут.
Now be a good boy and use English, will ya?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105680
I feel that she will. Although i'm not 100% sure if she played tetris 99 before, but it's such a neat novelty

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105565
I need to see haato in an actual stream when she's not focusing on it and feaking out all over the place. So far it's pretty bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105593
dont let jpkeemstar get his hands on this

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105552
И тут лампово сидим, не надо.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105646
>If they were attractive they would have become real idols
Being VTuber is much better though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105678
I don't get why you people talk about the pride of CCP whent it's actually the pride of CPSU

[Anonymous No.]

They should do a holoEU, with one holo from each country. Then we could have /int/ shenanigans

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105670
kafuka... zetsubou shita

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105701
she did a drinking stream playing it once

[Anonymous No.]

Sio wasn't the lesbian .LIVE right?

[Anonymous No.]

Aqua is learning. I love my Onion

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105673
hopefully soon, ive been just copy/paste the url into the youtube link everytime which is annoying af

[Anonymous No.]

Better L2D than the recent 2.0s right here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zk5luz3eWk

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105689
>his oshi is fat
must feel bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105676
You can't just say that without posting it.

https://youtu.be/LrYUsLvOl7s

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105638
That's the point, shes not popular. That's why the Rushia accusations have more sway on /hlg/. If you actually visit 5ch, you'll see that there's actually a lot more posts pointing at matsuri and korone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105678
She has always been the Pride of USSR, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Is lulu meant to be intentionally creepy?

[Anonymous No.]

Where did Okayu stop? I stepped away for few minutes and she's ending the stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105571
the king

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105593

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105580
Suisei is prideful and wouldn't like that.
The other two probably don't feel like slapping a taller girl's ass.
So it falls to ppt to get her ass slapped.

[Anonymous No.]

A bunch of videos just got privated from the main hololive channel, this arc isn't over yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>youtube recommending me roommate videos
seems like youtube was the real doxxfag all along

[Anonymous No.]

ARKi's loyal 3k viewers...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105693
That's what I'm talking about. Japan has communist party. France don't have one anymore because it's normal for everyone. We have 35h work week, social security, plenty of help for families and poor people, 200€ a year college education, free public school until 18, lots of workers protections, etc etc
As long as there's a "party" representing something, it means it's not in the mainstream thinking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105666
Unless it comes with a link or an image, any 5ch says narrative is actually a /hlg/ narrative

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105689
thats all women anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105250
>>25105593
now this is why I browse these threads, quality content

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105725
okayu..
mio..
korone..
the whaletrio

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105711
There are like ten people in San Marino and four of them don't even have Internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104509
I like the narrative that they met when korone still had custody of her kids and okayu acted as a babysitter

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105552
>>25105609
Да ну нахуй, нечего разводить лишнего, и тут хорошо сидится.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105722

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105711
We cant have nice things anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105734
The last i saw was she was still at the anvil

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105734
Where she started. Today was the training arc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105722
is that chink suisei next to real suisei

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105711
I would kill for an Eurovtuber

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105722
That chinese suisei is horrifying, not that any of the others are much better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105737
haha its K**ru

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105590
His alternative design is honestly really attractive. Not that I'm gay, or anything.

[Anonymous No.]

How we save Watame from this free fall into depression?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105689
thats all women anon, only men are naturally attractive

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105711
Japan did Girls und Panzer, so they already proved they can understand Europe and play their strength

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105666
If you simply mention "5ch says" EOPs buy it.

[Anonymous No.]

Aqua's not gonna play this for 20+ hours is she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105711
Watame collabing with the Welsh holo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105745
Then according to you China doesn't have communism.

[Anonymous No.]

>sub growth across all holos plummeted today
why would cover private the shit with millions of views to allow youtube's algorithm to kill them

[Anonymous No.]

Haha watamelon is a play on watame + watermelon and she wears one on her head sometimes now too hehe its kinda cute I think haha

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105765
Give her all of your money

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105722
Chinese bootleg Suisei...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105743
will she hit 200k before fbk hit 1 milion? only time will tell

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105659
>she willingly took it
HAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105722
Reminds me portraits from old RPGs.

[Anonymous No.]

YAAGO FIRE

[Anonymous No.]

I just got done piloting a plane from Dallas to Seattle, when I departed Aqua was just started to stream and I landed and she's still streaming.
Guess I'll watch her for a bit before the next flight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105646
why would they become real idols? they don't want to suck cocks and had their insides filled by executives everytime after their performance just for money. All you have to do as chuuba idol is sit for fucking hours a day playing vidya games and you'll rake in cash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105766
This, I would unironically fuck a dude before I'd fuck a woman without makeup

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105770
She probably will, with how autismo she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105771
>A Welsh holo, a Kiwi holo and Watame collab
>None of them can understand each other

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105711
Imagine your country getting the towa of the batch

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105771
ecchi

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105666
Its probably because you cant read Japanese

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105466
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Guc1_18-HE
Looks fucking great. Moth actually works, it mimics her speech somewhat, big improvement. And she's freaking cute, at least 173% more cute than before. God damn, that fang, hnnnnnnngghhh

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105765
give her the dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105773
>cover in charge of being competent

[Anonymous No.]

one day matsuri will figure out everyone hates her

[Anonymous No.]

Made for rimming!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105695
>easier
Doubtful, most Vtubers, like most Idols, crash and burn or remain very low level
>safer
I'll give you that one, although given the autism of Japanese fans, it's probably not by very much, seeing as how they've tracked down everyone's roommate already.
>Probably makes more money
No, unless you are the upper echelon of Vtubers and even then I'm not sure they make more than the upper echelon of Idols. Even within the upper echelons of VTubers like Hololive, the lower performing ones like Suisei and Fubuki aren't making more money than an idol. People like Coco definitely are but she's the minority.
>easier to navigate through the industry
No, simply because the industry itself is still forming. Cover is having all these hiccups not just because they are woefully incompetent (which they are) but also because some of this is uncharted territory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105765
Send her to the Hoshimachi Hospital (Holohouse)

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105730
>>25105676
99 RED BALLOONS

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105466
I liked it a lot. It's the same old adorable Ayame but much more expressive. Part of me was curious to see a slightly changed Ayame, but since everyone except FBK who got a design change looks worse than before it's probably better this way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105698
that only works if you ignore the fact that there's no proof of the her being molested

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105785
This, I would unironically fuck a dude before I'd fuck a woman

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105743
i love my drunk wine aunty

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105731
Literally no one here bothered archiving Rushia during the 6 million. I don't even know what kind of audience she pulls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105771
A-An offpako?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105732
She is cute and creepy at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105771
Fuck Wales, Sardinia is where it is the true land of Sheep

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105792
Only issue is it looked like it was calibrated on someone who's not as slant eyed as her, she seemed to have difficulty opening them

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105795
I think most just pity her actually

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105796
She doesn't wipe though

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105783
Just set the plane to autopilot and watch her on the plane wifi, that's how it works right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105773
they're not very smart and prone to pianic

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105711
Just bring back Hetalia as vtubers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104804
The fuck was this video even about?
Random streamers talking about her or deleted videos of her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105711
Imagine the banter 1939 style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105795
Not happening while Lyger is alive. Matsuri could literally shit in his mouth and he would ask for seconds.

[Anonymous No.]

We could be a lot faster bros. The last 5ch Holo anti thread lasted 30 minutes and they archive at a 1000 posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105732
Why don't you ask in the Nijisanji thread you lost retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105766
i can sympathise with you homos but i swear too many of you have this ridiculous inferiority complex. thank fuck the gays i know irl arent faggots like you

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105795
I like Fatsuri though.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105250
>>25105593
owo

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105765
We can't do anything. She's on a lose/lose route unless she realizes it all tumbles down.
If she keeps growing, she will know she's doing the right thing and make her schedule and food habits even worse.
If she loses popularity the depression will only accelerate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105765
maybe akasupa and ask her

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105364
Covid and a shitty anime season

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105796
your going to a mouth full of icy doo-doo

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104015
>>25103931
I tried

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105795
I like her legs thanks to THAT video

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105813
She gives me the rusty trombone

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105796
>Artia probably showers as much as Mea
>already confirmed she doesn't wipe or wash her hands
I want to fuck this smelly goblin

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105703
It looks less like she's having a stroke when she's not moving all over the place, but mouth and eye tracking is still bad. Not sure why the model is always looking down though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105711
>int shenanigans
yes you could back on /v/ you shit posting retard.

[Anonymous No.]

I like aqua screaming sounds, sounds like you're forcing your dick in her

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105743
Can't wait for her DS stream when i go to bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105821
we've been going full force for almost a week give us a break, that most we have to work off are broken nip narratives and sucking off/dunking on japanese keemstar

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105815
just unprivate the covers with millions of views to allow youtube to actually not fuck them over, worry about the game streams later cover
those covers would have been struck a while ago if they weren't allowed

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105808
>A Sardinian holo, Welsh holo and NZ holo collab talking about how much they love Watame

[Anonymous No.]

Agua...
How close she is from finishing

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105765
>>25105831
>Depressed workaholic arc
Guess i love the sheep even more now

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105795
I'm good if she's fucking around with people. That's normal. If the Kaoru narrative is true and she's the holo in question, that's an NG. Being a homewrecker is just shitty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105743
Aki gets 5k when playing ARK at her other usual timeslot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103888
>Oceans 14: Hololive

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105839
>screencapping you own posts.
you sad sad individual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105771
>is a sheep
>has a harp
Who's to say she isn't already Welsh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105784
Idols still have that prestige. A lot of Hololive wanted to be idols but failed at it. Vtubers, while popular, don't have that aura that idols do, as evidenced by Coco's househunting attempts. If she had told them they were idols, they wouldn't have been rejected or treated that way. Suisei has outright said that she views being a Vtuber as stepping stone towards being an idol, it's not the end goal. Some of the other Holos probably feel that way as well, although whether they actually break out from it is another matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105839
thanks anon i love it

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105844
For me the biggest issue is her face looks like it's drawn on a baloon that's stretched too much

[Anonymous No.]

I LOVE MY MOMS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105808
No shit, there are more sheeps in that island than humans

[Anonymous No.]

Do subscribers get notification once a privated or deleted videos get reinstated. I can see some old videos getting a lot of attention now that their sub counts are way higher

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105531
>Like Asacoco but it's actually news?
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105855
She's halfway there.>>25105422

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105798
>>easier
>Doubtful, most Vtubers, like most Idols, crash and burn or remain very low level
I'm basing that on Matsuri getting filtered for idols but making it as a vtuber. I think there's many in that case, and not much in the opposite
>>safer
>I'll give you that one, although given the autism of Japanese fans, it's probably not by very much, seeing as how they've tracked down everyone's roommate already.
Some are still safe, and still, it means most people don't know your face IRL. Autist will always be autist but it reduces risks.
>>easier to navigate through the industry
>No, simply because the industry itself is still forming. Cover is having all these hiccups not just because they are woefully incompetent (which they are) but also because some of this is uncharted territory.
An industry still forming is an opportunity for smart people. Take Coco, I don't think she could be this successful in the idol industry, because she wouldn't have that much liberty.
Also, for the safer part, vtuber can change their face and environment when changing companies. Idol can't really.
>>Probably makes more money
>No, unless you are the upper echelon of Vtubers and even then I'm not sure they make more than the upper echelon of Idols. Even within the upper echelons of VTubers like Hololive, the lower performing ones like Suisei and Fubuki aren't making more money than an idol. People like Coco definitely are but she's the minority.
I'd say today it's easier for someone to make it as a vtuber compared to as an idol, which is what I meant

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105871
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105821
How do you even hold a discussion at that speed?

[Anonymous No.]

Tamaki... my てぇてぇ...

[Anonymous No.]

okaeri baqua

[Anonymous No.]

which holo can - sometimes - match haachamas ear-piercing shrieks?

[Anonymous No.]

akutan...

[Anonymous No.]

is this the game that finally breaks aqua?

[Anonymous No.]

Aqua...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105860
>Sorry, that wasn't me.
>Move along citizen...

[Anonymous No.]

Baqua...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105814
depends who my captain is, i've had one that lets me use the wi-fi during autopilot but most don't want me to, so I just use it pre-flight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105805
Stop with this narrative, someone repeatedly told everyone that all 3rd gen was already entirely archived, the whole point what to archive what wasn't already

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105875
>halfway
the game gets much harder as you go up, she's gonna be filtered by the snow area at this rate

[Anonymous No.]

AQUA...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105881
Festival...

[Anonymous No.]

>4 hour mark
aqua......

[Anonymous No.]

Oh man I'm gonna miss the start of Pekora's Death Stranding tomorrow because of the Kanshasai stream.
NoWaYu anime soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105884
>ear-piercing shrieks
You mean ear-healing shrieks?

[Anonymous No.]

Aqua no! My erection is getting harder!

[Anonymous No.]

Thinking about it, hopefully marine borrowed noel's super expensive mic for her ASMR, would be a waste not to, since it's the first time she's doing ASMR and noel is her friend

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine if Aqua does worse than our son

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105880
>/hlg/
>discussion

[Anonymous No.]

Welcome Home

[Anonymous No.]

A-aqua...? what happened...........

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105887
she fall to the very bottom...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

> Drop to the lowest floor

Oh boy this is gonna be a long ride.

[Anonymous No.]

>look away for literally 10 seconds
>she's at the start
How

[Anonymous No.]

Aqua...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105884
https://streamable.com/iihd28

[Anonymous No.]

Oh man, her voice... Welcome home, Aqua...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105830
I'll be honest. He's kind of cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105901
How did she fall that much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105349
HARD WORK AND DEDICATION

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105884
>sometimes - match
https://files.catbox.moe/qi40mx.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105876
Matsuri is Hololive, even the lowest performing Hololive can be said to have "made it". But indie vtubers are a dime a dozen, and most of them hover at ridiculously low numbers. Suisei's friends from her solo days, Ran and Lupinus, both have 6k subs and that's with a huge Holostar friend like Suisei occasionally giving them a shoutout.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105765
Just akasupa her with a supporting message

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105908
She's making reaching new areas slightly faster than roberu for sure, but it still took him about 20 hours to get to the snow area if I remember correctly. I hope baguafags are ready to not sleep for a day or two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105889
>All runs off him like water off a raincoat
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105881
Damn it Matsuri, keep it in your pants. JP Keemstar is looking for a new narrative right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105884
Rushia and Mel.

[Anonymous No.]

has aqua ever sang enka?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105926
She almost sent him into orbit holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105902
>NoWaYu anime soon.
Wait really? Nice, thanks for informing me anon. I've read it a few years ago, read On The Beach after and it had a huge impression on me

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105884
https://streamable.com/d1gep5

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105646
Have you ever seen the idols? Most of the are average at best aren't that good at singing or dancing. And there are so fucking many of them.

[Anonymous No.]

Watame what are you doing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105926
>>25105921
Holy shit they make practically the same sound

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105881
Why did she respond in English? Or is that an auto translation

[Anonymous No.]

aqua... its over... you lost...

[Anonymous No.]

Sayonara Zetsubou Baqua...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105926
Is that the voice she made while getting molested?

[Anonymous No.]

>Only FBK, Azki, and fucking Luna have gotten some videos unprivated so far
Seriously, what's the method to cover's madness?

[Anonymous No.]

Watame streams are so cute...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105884
Pekora's scream when she kissed the camera hurt my ears pretty bad

[Anonymous No.]

>secret base
Aqua is kill

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105927
True, but that's because the barrier of entry for vtubers is lower I think. Vtubers with 3 viewers wouldn't even have passed idol auditions

[Anonymous No.]

IT ALL KEEPS TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105943
Tomorrow's the big announcement stream we're getting instead of the live event cancelled due to corona and all signs point to an announcement, it really can't be anything else at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

We need a 5 minute Watame-lon version bros

[Anonymous No.]

translation to Miko's letter
To everyone supporting me,
Nyahello! Today is my debut’s 2nd anniversary, a very important day for me. I really wanted to livestream and celebrate with everyone but I couldn’t, I’m sorry for that! So that’s why I am writing this letter to everyone. It’s been two years and many things happened but it all seems like a flash. Last year on this day, my channel finally hit 50,000 subscribers; and today we’re almost at 400,000!? (‘▵’) that really surprised me!
In the past year, I’ve gotten to know other hololive members and been supported by so many 35P, I’d like to think I’ve grown a bit myself. Thanks for always, allllllllways supporting me! This is all thanks to everyone (‘•ω•’) !! To the newer viewers and those who have stuck around for so long, let’s continue getting along from now on!
And so, to my 35P
Thanks for always being the ones watching me the closest! Thanks for believing in me, waiting for me, and supporting me! I’m sorry for making you guys feel lonely. But, I’ll definitely come back so it’s okay! I will use this experience to become stronger and do my best! When I come back, I have lots of good news to share with everyone so I want everyone to look forward to it.
I’m really happy everyone grew to love me. I love all my heartwarming 35P.
Miko’s elite story is only just starting!

あいしてんで!! (I love you all!)

[Anonymous No.]

>All those actual voice slips on the Dorkyoz ASMR
I never thought holos just talking casually would sound so intimate. And I was worried about Kanata after her yesterday's stream but she seems to be okay now, she sounded like she was about to faint at any moment. This privating/deletion shitstorm really fucked everyone's day yesterday, especially for the girls, I'm glad it's over now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105884
Luna when she actually sreams.

[Anonymous No.]

I hope someone clips Aqua's despair as she was falling down to ground level. That was some good stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105965
Thanks. Is most of the discussion still happening on /u/? Thinking of checking the thread tomorrow to see

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105959
Her screams are the only ones I actually enjoy listening to

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105953
She's doing her reps

[Anonymous No.]

Aqua is tilted as fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>Aqua losing her braincell

[Anonymous No.]

At least Roberu managed to keep relatively calm during his 13 hour stream, will this break Aqua?

[Anonymous No.]

Tiltqua is in full effect

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105972
It's not over quite yet tenshibro, sub growth is going to plummet across the board for all holos since youtube's algorithm won't recommend their channels with now significantly less views.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105884
There was a good earrape in the Holohouse ASMR

[Anonymous No.]

>>25104509
>generational gap
All of it made meaningless thanks to the NND let's player scene (and Okayu having slightly boomer tastes anyway).

[Anonymous No.]

rushia..

[Anonymous No.]

>Hey sis, do you have my share of the supacha's for this week?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105884
Matsuri's shinymas when she spent 6 hours trying to pull the SSR of her oshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105869
Mommies milkies...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105969
Mikoti :(

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105969
bro, this is straight up a death flag

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105969
Thanks for the translation. 35p sure are something else.

[Anonymous No.]

Aqua's live2d is constantly shaking right now, trembling in rage. Is that just me?

[Anonymous No.]

I want Aqua and Suisei to enter a competition to see who can get more tilted!

[Anonymous No.]

Has Mikoti have off collabs with anyone recently?

mikoti will give covid to your favourite holo

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105793
>can't pass 5 minutes without mentioning she feels lonenly
Dick is unironically the medicine she needs but getting dicked is YABEE

[Anonymous No.]

There's a real possibility that Artia is the best FPS Vtuber

[Anonymous No.]

This is all scripted right? Aqua always seems to get in these situations where she tries really hard or does something for a long time only to lose everything and make funny noises and sounds while the chat calls her Baqua.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105983
Watching him miss the second to last jump to reach the top was painful. It happened like 5 times too.

[Anonymous No.]

Why all this Rushia bullying? Can they just give her a break, she didn't deserve any of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105999
>I want to get married after getting better

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106003
Suisei wins easily
She never likes losing after all

[Anonymous No.]

How long until Aqua ragequits? I give it 8 minutes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105884
https://files.catbox.moe/g928w3.mp4
Flare can be pretty loud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105865
And a lot of Hololive were already streamers before joining
Being an irl idol isn't for everyone, different women want different things

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106004
Suisei, matsuri and marine

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106002
Expect to see a lot more Jump King endurance streams now that most holos have already beaten GOI, it's good stream material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105972
It kind of took me by surprise too, its been a long while since I've heard Suisei's real voice slipping out. It was a really great stream, I'm really fucking glad Coco pushed this holohouse idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105768
a Darjeeling holo...
yes please

[Anonymous No.]

Okayu, you demon. There's no way the Onigiriya can eat Kayuchun!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105969
holy shit
she is dying lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106010
Yes, it's all prerecorded, she's having sex with her boyfriend right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106014
gotta keep these sluts in check

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105972
>I'm glad it's over now
Cursed words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105860
nice assumption but I do wish to be that good at sheeposting

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105765
You can't really, because it's not even stopping her from working correctly. In 1 or 2 month though she may start to burn out from Minecraft/Ark, which is when things are going to get spicy

[Anonymous No.]

Goodnight. I hope I don't wake up to more crazy shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106014
Less about bullying rushia and more about bullying the rushiafags.
I remember.
I remember how fucking eager you niggers were to throw miko under the bus.
I remember how much you losers laughed when Korone was accused of being a slut.
I won't forget.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105957
4th gen manager is active at least, Watame got some stuff back today. I have no idea what others are doing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106007
>best FPS vtuber
>Several hololive members are better than her
>People like Shibuya Hal exist

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106003
Suisei would win within seconds, she gets tilted way too easily and she hates losing.

[Anonymous No.]

>back to the start
Lol...dai tenshi...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106014
>They
you mean this thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>4 hours later
>still at the first levels
so this is the "god gamer"

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105969
Oh my god she's definitely going to fucking die. This reminds me of Miyu Matsuki's letter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106015
Stop reminding me of her, goddamnit.
; ;

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106010
What do you think? They are entertainers, they know what they're doing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106007
There's Hinata too

[Anonymous No.]

Why are you like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106010
jump king is hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106041
everytime an anon goes to bed something happens. stop going to bed you faggots

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106015
shut your whore mouth, stup reminding me

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106044
Shibuya Hal got carried by Astel earlier, so is Astel the new FPS god?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106053
That's where Miko was 4 hours in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105926
Even with soundproofing people must have heard her like miles away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106067
You're right, I forgot about how ShitterHal got carried by the 3k damage GOD Astel.
Can't wait for his new outfit, he deserves it for boosting Shibuya

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106004
suisei

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105969
Miko has shown so many deathflags I've loet count. Mikoti please get well, this isn't funny...

[Anonymous No.]

aqua on suicide watch

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106010
In Jump Kings case, it's 100% believable. Same thing happened to me when I was playing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106054
>Miyu Matsuki
Fuck you but also thanks for reminding me of her anon. She'll live forever in my Nyaruko archive

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105983
He had 19 hours worth of gameplay before that to achieve inner peace.

>>25106013
Was it just 5? I thought it was more. That shout of joy when he nailed it made up for it though.

[Anonymous No.]

Going no-fap for 3 months so I can unleash it on Mio when she eats me up

[Anonymous No.]

Can't cover just mass unprivate all nintendo streams now that they have explicit permissions? It shouldn't be too hard, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106059
Disappointed that it isn't all hololive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105926
Holy shit. Korone could only make the guy hover in place and I thought she was being loud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106010
Jump King is designed to hard punish you for fucking up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106059
We stick to /hlg/ and don't bother anyone else, how many times are you gonna post this? go back to your dead thread with 3 replies in 2 days

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TRHOvN6HXo
I want to enter PPT's sweaty stream box

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106015
What was this again a VA?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106083
They deleted/privated streams one by one

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106065
To stop bad things happening, I sleep on the floor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106083
they haven't even unprivated all their songs and apex/ark streams yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105865
it's a matter of time, they still have to build up the VR concert system.
also coco got denied because she said she was a youtuber, not a vtuber. Youtuber have a bad reputation because of prankers like Jake Paul.

[Anonymous No.]

Is subaru hl2 stream live comment bugged? 90mins past and they still same comments same shit...

[Anonymous No.]

https://files.catbox.moe/qi7fcb.webm

I hope she plays more HL2....

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105969
>Thanks for always being the ones watching me the closest! Thanks for believing in me, waiting for me, and supporting me! I’m sorry for making you guys feel lonely. But, I’ll definitely come back so it’s okay! I will use this experience to become stronger and do my best!
>I’m really happy everyone grew to love me. I love all my heartwarming 35P.
>Miko’s elite story is only just starting!
I wasn't worried before but now I am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106082
Now that's some commitment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106067
>Shibuya Hal got carried by Astel earlier
Guy got like 10 kills in the previous tournament where he BTFOd K*tou J*nichi, Chronoir and Gorilla, I don't think it's possible to carry him in this scene

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105884
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-O0UWkyJyI

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106083
Probably don't want to jump the gun and upset the youtube AI

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105969
Mikoti.. TT

[Anonymous No.]

Mikochi......

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106082
i cant like mio after seeing she is a old fatty..

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106083
There is no "mass unprivate" for just nintendo, so they still have to manually unprivate them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106059
Crashing this board WITH NO SURVIVORS

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106093
Sloppy sweaty sex with Kanata!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106079
She's Hisui.

[Anonymous No.]

this narukami guy is also a vtuber? is he independent?

[Anonymous No.]

THEY'RE SPANKING KANATA SO MUCH

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106105
I wish she started with blackmesa

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106123
No he's Nijisanji I think?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105969
Mikochi please get well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105987
At the very least they aren't watching months of their work vanish from their channels as they are streaming. They still retain their fanbase and they can heal despite very heavy losses.
>>25106036
It can always get worse but it doesn't mean we shouldn't enjoy every little victory. Hearing Watame breaking down for 10 minutes or Subaru apologizing live for her deleted archive was already too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106007
nah she still hasn't played a true FPS yet like csgo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105972
Yeah, at times I wasn't even able to tell who's voice it was, they went ooc a lot in that collab.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106010
It's like getting over it you are supposed to fail a lot

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106123
Yeah he actually failed holostar auditions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106127
What erotic roleplay do you expect to happen daily in the holohouse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106105
i wish she played a good FPS

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106083
You're expecting too much from a small tech startup.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105901
She played skyrim for 5 hours, she can play jumpking for 10.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106123
He's part of MeaPro

[Anonymous No.]

RESIGN

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106093
Wait Coco is going to have the holohouse and her apartment?

[Anonymous No.]

Look at this gremlin who just lost to the sheep

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106015
it will be 5 years in october.... yoshinoya sensei...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106108
It did happen, though I was just joking around with the carry part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103838
fucking based 35Ps

[Anonymous No.]

PLEASE TELL ME SOMEONE CLIPPED KANATA'S FINAL LOUD ASS SLAP

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4Md4zHQWJ8
waiting forever

[Anonymous No.]

So what's different about FBK compared to the rest of them, why are they focusing so hard to get her videos back up right away when they haven't even touched some of the other girl's videos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106080
>He had 19 hours worth of gameplay before that to achieve inner peace.
I guess you need to reach enlightenment to actually finish this game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106154
How the hell did Astel do so much damage anyway? How many teams did they come across?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106093
No wonder she nearly got herself into another dizzy spell yesterday, jesus, this isn't healthy at all

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105969
>But, I’ll definitely come back so it’s okay!
it's over

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106114
>Letting roommate posting get you down
It'll be dark anyways who cares

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106142

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106118
For me she'll always be Kuuko

[Anonymous No.]

I miss Miko
I miss Towa...

[Anonymous No.]

Aqua is chewing her candy with such rage

[Anonymous No.]

Watame responds to my chat more than my favorite holos
Maybe I'm destined to be a sheepfag...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106059
It's not our fault this board is dead

[Anonymous No.]

>nyahallo *cough* ...a-anon... you came here again?... ehehehe
>the other girls still stream you know....
>baka...they deserve your supacha's now... not me
>35P has forgotten....but you haven't *cough*...eh?
>p-put that sponge away... i can still wipe you know!...
>sorry for everything anon....al of this

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106140
Kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106165
He went nuts with the wingman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106162
the face of hololive

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106164
Before enlightenment, play jump king. After enlightenment, play jump king.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106149
>>25106151
Thank god this arc is over, boring as fuck shit, the tenshifags never did anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106177
>I only like people who give me attention.
boring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106105
Once she gets the physics gun she won't be dropping the game. I'm looking forward to her Ravenholm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106179
die bitch

[Anonymous No.]

Miko getting AIDS from whoring around will never stop being funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106165
Alot, and he was ripping ass with the wingman. He's also very good at following callouts, so with Hal shotcalling the only team that gave them a good fight was TST

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106059
A lot of shit happened lately. Also board is dead without us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106123
Yeah, he failed Nijisanji and Holostar auditions. Him failing was orchestrated by Hitomi Chris so she would have an entitled puppet fueled by his desire to get back at these corporations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106179
MIKOCHI!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105969
I want to hear her voice again...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106189
Did you miss the part where I mention that she's not my favorite?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105921
Mic killer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106159
I downloaded the vod but it's not there...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106142
Actually pretty good bait

[Anonymous No.]

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU WATCHING THIS ASS CLAPPING

[Anonymous No.]

pro gamer aqua defeated by jumping pixel game

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106187
tenshibros aren't filled with /v/ numberfags and falseflaggers, we just come here to talk about our oshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106184
I wish I could hit 1/10 of his Wingman shots.

[Anonymous No.]

Need random holos and other vtubers to send Aqua voice messages of support

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106187
>the tenshifags never did anything

Well that's a given, leeches rarely do more than suck blood after they latch on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106142
look at her crosshair placement in the webm. immersive sims/rpgs are better for subaru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105884
Here's this one absolute ear blesser from Marine
https://files.catbox.moe/m8v5sy.mp3

[Anonymous No.]

rikka is our cute holoroid!
https://youtu.be/vjt70ZwhALQ

[Anonymous No.]

https://hololive.jetri.co/#/status

>Okayu
>Miko
>Cover
All lost more videos since this morning?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106159
I actually forgot to press enter on my recording to start it. I wish I was joking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106208
I didn't miss the part where you're desperate for validation from some random Japanese girl.
weirdo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106201
Fucking kek, hopefully he doesn't get canceled though. We need to keep the vtuber world in check.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106042
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106105
I love this duck so much

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106217
Just do what he did and autistically search for wingmans and use it exclusively until you're good

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106229
AHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106215
latest video on kanata's channel

[Anonymous No.]

ok so the resume of this week
>The 6 sixtillon videos deleted and their rebirth
>Mio banned for 90 days
>Every holo fucked by the youtube AI, but subaru especially
>Mikoti 2 month break because covid-19
>Kaouru yabe scandal and graduation
>the eternal fight between kabaya and the sheep
>Ruhia was the slut
>Towa EOP discord drama
>Artia is the new hope of hololive
>Artia will make hololive great again in twitch
>Moona is diabetic
>we may get a /vtuber/ or /incel/ board and move there
>Narukami is the narrative god
>Matsuri porn hub video
>2Dlive updates that leave mixed feelings

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105055
It wasn't A-chan but An-chan you retard, some fan there who translated the stuff. Also they didn't taunt us, some faggot from here wrote there to "invade 4chan", then screencapped it and put it here. Probably the same one who uploaded the video. Get your narratives right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106127
girl's friendship is so weird, Kanata doesn't seem to mind it at all. A nigga pulls shit like that on me and it's a fight

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106149
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

https://youtu.be/tmlhVg6yPCo?t=1237

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106242
Check that chinese site. They might have the original uncut stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106215
Doukyouzu's stream anonchama

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106165
when astel is feeling it hes feeling it
https://streamable.com/q57wl7

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106228
They privated a bunch of hologra episodes on the main channel, not sure what Okayu and Mio lost though.

[Anonymous No.]

Aqua reclined hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106127
clip?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106159
wait, they took it off from the video?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105008
I chatted to some JP Haatons about it and we ended up all sending messages to Holo management and also to Haachama through her google form and it got fixed pretty soon after so either management or Haachama actually check their messages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106228
>hololive ホロライブ - VTuber Group
>30 videos less
nani?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105798
>Suisei and Fubuki
>lower performing
They might get less supachas on their Youtube streams, but supachas are not everything to measure one's performance. Fubuki is hololive's most recognizable public face, while Suisei has her live gigs and recordings, affirming hololive's musical aspect.
Both are very big in bilibili as well, to the point that they are featured in the upcoming Bilibili World event and a VTuber cafe. People tend to dismiss bilibili because
>china
but bilibili also has a fair share of the fanbase as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106228
okayu has been on 35 the entire time, unless one more went down and its counting the GOI stream she just finished but that should still be processing

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106215
Ass slapping is overrated, bone cracking is the real shit
https://youtu.be/mXOF0_qy8vI?t=1635

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106249
I wouldn't mind friends doing it to me, but I think they wouldn't like me doing it to them. It all depends on people

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106159
Somehow it got cut out in the vod. Shame, it was a perfect ender.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106228
miko was sitting at 56 but they brought her down to 44. they also republished her songs, about 5 of them so she lost a lot more today

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106123
https://virtualyoutuber.fandom.com/wiki/Narukami_Sabaki

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106228
I thought it was getting better....

[Anonymous No.]

Aqua's chat is full of members.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106249
you just have bad friends bro

[Anonymous No.]

>numberfagging and narrative posting when streams are on.
fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106283
meanwhile korone

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106273
Also this https://youtu.be/mXOF0_qy8vI?t=1600

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106246
>Matsuri porn hub video
Oya?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106283
All me

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106149
Cool. Can I finally post about my sheep in peace?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106257
Who knew the secret to his success was to train himself to nut everytime he got a kill

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck man, I wanted to find out what happened with all the privated vods so I came here for the first time and now I'm all fucking depressed learning about what happened to Miko and reading all these rumors about Rushia, Touwa, etc. And I don't understand what any of the abbreviations mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106283
It's 3:40 am JST, what are those nips doing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105798
>suisei is one of the lower performing ones
she has like half of coco's superchat revenue bro i dont know where you're pulling this from
this also doesn't include royalties for appearances in concerts and events

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106283
aqua is the shadow ruler of hololive. fbk is just a puppet to deflect criticism to

[Anonymous No.]

Mikochi.. your lie in July...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106293
It's very obviously fake

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106154
laeria...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106273
God I want a full Suisei ASMR torture stream so fucking bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106283
I haven't seen a full green wall yet. These girls should learn from Towa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106259
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLoDA3EIPLexiEbj-h_QFUMWBipvJp6GJl
What the FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106249
Girls are more handsy with each other and studies show they're more likely to be bi. Congrats on confirming your friends are straight anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106246
Nintendo games are back

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106227
this is actually really cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106298
>first time
LURK MORE and don't believe anything you read you dumb newfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106285
My friends are fine, I just don't see anyone just wanting to slap the other's ass for no reason.

[Anonymous No.]

what does inclining and reclining mean? shouldn't it be declining?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106105
The boy(girl) who saved Hololive

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106306
please stop with the death posting I'm actually getting anxious please no dead girl anime heroine mikochi

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106266
I wonder if that google form retain formatting
I ended up just commented to a community post to tell her about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106174
Mikochi...
Mio...
Towa...

[Anonymous No.]

good morning /hlg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106257
I don't watch homostars too often, but when I watch a bit of Astel he never has his live2d on? Have I been unlucky, does he not have one, or is it some other issue?

[Anonymous No.]

>Kaoru incident happens
>"nyahello I'm taking an entire month off"
Explain yourselves mikofags. Even you have to admit the timing is a little too impeccable.

[Anonymous No.]

i fucking hate this shithole

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106283
As it should be

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106299
its saturday morning

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106323
Are you a 5ch tourist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106159
Watching my cached version in mpv, give me 22 minutes and I'll clip it

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106298

It's literally on reddit and twitter

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106330
Probably to push as much FPS as he can out of his PC

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106283
https://files.catbox.moe/gltymd.png
Of course! Who hasn't joined the Aqua Crew at this point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106298
You dumb fuck, get out of here for your sake

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106246
>by the youtube ai, specially subaru
?
Her videos were clearly being deleted by someone, most likely her manager. Did I miss anything?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106329
But it's late night here.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be an Idol!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105969
Throwing death flags left and right like candy.

[Anonymous No.]

Fubuki is definitely a bitch in real life

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106298
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106331
You should probably delete this post or you might get sued by cover

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106330
He doesn't use it when he plays Apex

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106331
she has asthma and got corona. it might have to do with her being in actual risk of dying and not your made up narratives

[Anonymous No.]

her ass still hurts from all the spanking and pegging
https://twitter.com/amanekanatach/status/1289268659651657728

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106333
Finally a good post!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106273
>all them Suisei knuckle cracks
WHAT THE FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106187
Because literally no one fucking cares except sheep falseflaggers

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106331
>I've been having a lot of chest pain lately. I guess I can still get growing pains huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106331
She was already staying with her family before Kauru was killed. Last thing I remember from him was a collab with the indos and a pubic shaving thing with Coco.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106094
>>What was this again a VA?
Hisui's VA iirc

[Anonymous No.]

Which Holo will be the saddest when Miko dies? Which Holo will not care? Which Holo will pretend to care and carry on for supachats?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106329
Where the fuck do you live? New Zealand?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106249
>>25106321
Me and my friends do some gay shit as a joke like spooning. It just depends on your group of friends and how open they are about physical contact.

[Anonymous No.]

I love Miko!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25103696
Meaty dumb onion

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106320
> Lurk
Nah dude I don't lurk I just don't browse 4chan a lot anymore and didn't even know there were hololive threads on here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106337
Please do

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106357
How intense was the sex they had after the stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106344
He might be referring to her being shadowbanned earlier but shit knows, that was mild compared to everythnig else that's happened the past few days

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106273
>Suisei sometimes slip into her natural voice
No wonder the other chuubas said Anemachi sounded exactly like her...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106298
Well your here with us now for the timeloop better get used to it

[Anonymous No.]

that Aqua's laugh

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106349
That APEX incident should be very telling

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106252
Not even gay but i kinda want to fuck redalice

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106298
>believing anything this general ever says without proof from 5ch

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106059
The entire /jp/ without vtubers has less than 1 post per minute. You can fuck off to your 2hu shitty threads

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106298
I'm an oldfag, so if you have any questions about abbreviations you can ping me

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106273
where is Suisei natural voice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106383
Which incident?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106134
When did Watame had a break down? was that last nights stream? I fell asleep during her superchat reading.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106349
No shit. Why do you think her Kurokami is so authentic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106326
Since almost noone had noticed yet the idea was to notify them through forms of contact that aren't publicly visible.
Now that it's fixed everything is fine though but god can you imagine if one of Haachama's shitposts was the reason for hololives fatal 3rd strike?
I doubt some random rap track maker would actually go that far but everyone's on edge right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106353
likely costs too much frames and i'm sure he's playing at around 144fps.
ayame had two live2d's going on in her stream last night and it was laggy as fuck, and she only plays at 1080p 75fps with a 2080ti.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106376
if you lurked you would know most of this is bullshit and youd learn the abbreviations

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106386
5ch and /hlg/ are just recycling stuff from each other, it's so hilarious

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106307
>posted way before her debut

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106368
sounds like it, should almost be 7am there
t. ausfag who should be asleep at 5am

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106331
Why are rushiacucks coping this hard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106339
Couldn't find anything on Twitter and frankly didn't know what to look for and reddit is fucking retarded but I would've gone there if I didn't find anything here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106357
Hosimati... your beauty sleep...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106391
she called (alleged) stream snipers human scum

[Anonymous No.]

I love Suisei

[Anonymous No.]

Fapyu

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106392
It was at the start of muse dash, she later restarted the stream and deleted that part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106324
When I read "News about our talent "Sakura Miko"" last night on covers twitter I honestly thought she died because their site wasn't working like always

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106371
>spooning
>as a joke
one step away from sucking dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>25105969
>If there were no you guys around me, I would not able to work hard.
>All the time, Because everyone has gave me support, I'm able to celebrate today.
>Now, for me, there is only hope.
>Because is there everyone, all right!

>And I can't meet today,
>But, my friends, the staffs, I am always grateful for your help.
>To everyone who are cheering and waiting for a long time for me, thank you very much.
>Now I am in this situation.
>But It can be said with confidence that,
>"I'm happy to be born as me".
>Thank you so much.
-Miyu Matsuki, 2015

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106367
coco
pekora
fbk since she is desperate for that money, watame with her standard waterworks, flare

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106389
What does the P in EOP mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106412
But shes not wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106412
But they are...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106412
>she called (alleged) stream snipers human scum
I don't see anything wrong with that, other that it's pretty strong language for a holo

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106390
Just listen to any of her old clips, her natural voice can be heard from those. She was speaking in her natural voice almost entirely in her very first livestream video but sadly that got nuked so I can't link it.

[Anonymous No.]

minn- *gurgle*
*cough*
MINNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

I love Kanata

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106402
She was a fatty two years ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106412
i dont see whats wrong with this statement

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106331
Miko has the worst luck but also the best luck. Her whole career is littered with coincidences like this. Truly, a divine presence.

[Anonymous No.]

mikochi... I want to eat your lungs

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106412
she's not wrong, and she was talking about ghosting

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106425
She also said it shouldn't be their responsibility to protect themselves from it which is turbo retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106422
PThe Game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106397
It was a members only post , but yeah I guess it's better to delete it now she resolved it

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106331
>towa discordfags targeting mikochi now
why are they like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106422
Phaggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106331
can someone give me a recap?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106419
We do it to our actual gay friend for teetee moments. No homo

[Anonymous No.]

I hope you guys are ready for the endless Clubhouse Games streams. Which Holo is the best shogi player?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106371
>Me and my friends do some gay shit as a joke like spooning.
I bet there someone in your group for which it's not really a joke and takes it very seriously. Also you seem to have a good group of friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106420
Stop

[Anonymous No.]

nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106422
Patrician

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106416
Did anyone saved that stream? How did she react?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106422
Patrician

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106422
Penis

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106412
Based, now if she also disavowed SEAmonkeys and insects, I'd akasupa her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106420
yoshinoya sensei...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106446
Why are pekofags like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106452
>shogi
I'd be fine with that, shogi is pretty fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106437
Would 35ps donate their organs to Miko's rommate, if necessary?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106420
Fuck, rest in peace Miyu

[Anonymous No.]

This is the only general who talks 24/7 about (delusional) gossips....
what went wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106422
Puto

[Anonymous No.]

>>25106450
Mikofags and Rushifags arguing over who the holowhore is. Rushia is a nympho who got molested by her brother and Mikopi is notorious for slutting around the NND circle

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>>25106420
Fuck you

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>>25106420
>Matsuki had been under treatment for acute pneumonia since July 2015.
>She passed away on October 27th 2015, due to a complication from the disease.
I think the timeloop anon might be on to something

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I tuned in after 2 hours and now it's an impromptu okakoro stream??

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>>25106446
I love Miko and Towa!

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>>25106454
the most amazing thing is she wrote that in july and died in october...
mikochi also wrote her letter in july...
mikochi going to die in october confirmed?

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>>25106469
Women started posting here.

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>>25106431
Stoooooop

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>>25106397
Youtube itself should tell you when you're uploading videos with copyrighted music, it either prevents you from uploading or just not monetize it.

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>>25106463
>doesn't mention spics

Another ARS akasupa for the pile, then?

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>>25105987
>sub growth is going to plummet
There are already signs of this, Coco couldn’t even get 1k subs today... she usually gets 2k.

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>>25106452
As long as one of them plays that horrid never ending loop game for 2 hours I'll be happy.

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>>25106469
>what went wrong?
seanigs and women

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>>25106412
Yabee...

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>>25106480
wow nice sexism

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I can't believe that there's currently virgins in this thread that don't donate blood. My blood could be inside your favorite holos right now. Her life could literally depend on my blood. Don't be cucks, donate especially if you're in a lucky country where you get paid for it

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>>25106469
Unironically the whole concept of vtuber

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>300 IPs are going to be regular in every thread

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>>25106465
They don't know how to react after being replaced by sheepfags who are objectively funnier because Watame has better Live2D

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>>25106493
It's based on truth though.

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>>25106420
>5 years already
what the fuck

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>>25106483
Them too.

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>>25106493
Not really, it's not used a a gender since we're anonymous, but as a way of acting

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>>25106484
Virtually no holos except Korone and Ayame gained over 1k subs today.

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>>25106446
towa discordfags massively supporting mikochi desu, falseflag with soneone else, it's too easy to debunk

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>>25106474
>>25106479
hmmmmmm.........

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>>25106495
>Donate blood to the holowhore
>Get AIDS
No thank you.

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>>25106481
The problem is not Youtube, artists are fucking bitches, they will throw tantrum and cry all over the place if you don't follow every little detail of their term of use.

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>>25106445
Haachama tends to ignore her notifications so the chance of her seeing replies to anything over 12 hours old is fairly low.
Holo management has a habit of responding to emails at 1am and Haachama's sleep schedule is fucked so somebody probably read the normal contact forms.
>>25106481
Do they have that working for even little indie creators?
Also she actually didn't have adverts turned on for the video in the first place so that part was fine.
It was just the credit requirements in the guys description she failed to obey.

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>>25106179
lmao as much as I love her this is great

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>>25106495
We only get 4000 kcal worth of chocolate for it

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>>25106509
>Getting AIDS from a blood donation
Anonchaama?

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>>25106474
>>25106479
Yamero...

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>I can FRY

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>>25106493
don't be dumb, of course there's no women here

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>>25106509
That's not how blood donation works anon

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>>25106484
Well they privated almost all her AsaCocos, she actually lost 43 million views, her algorithms are probably right wing youtuber-tier now.

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>>25106480
>>25106488
>Women
Wait what?

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>>25106509
>Americans

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>>25106509
How can you get AIDS by donating blood? They don't use one time needles?

>>25106518
Which country? We get a meal

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okaeri baqua

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>>25106497
And here I thought that VTubers are about anime tiddies. Boy I was was wrong.

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"Haachama is the (Heat Ledgend) Joker of Hololive"
- Anonymous

How do you feel about this quote?

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i hope this game breaks her

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aqua.............

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https://twitter.com/Aruyan_M/status/1288779674747719680?s=19
shien retweeted this too
the boys might be a little gay

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>>25106509
草

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>>25106416
>>25106457
I wish I saved it, she deleted/privated it right away. She started crying right after the stream started and didn't even start the game. It was 12 minutes long or so. I hope someone got it. Other girls were in pretty sad shape too but overall everyone was professional about it.

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they're straight making a beat with kanata's cheeks

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Aqua... I want to hold her tight as she plays this rage game...

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>Aqua's button mashing while falling

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>>25106509
Burger hours I swear.

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aqva...

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>>25106523
I GET HIGH

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19th October.

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>>25106500
Unironically this, watamefags > pekorafags

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let's raid the rest of /jp/ for the keks, this board is a ghost town anyway

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>>25106541
Check the chinese website. It probably has it

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>>25106177
She tend to read and answer the chat a lot, even if they are not supachas

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>>25106509
Anonchaama...

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>>25106518
I get a full meal, a pin and sometimes money in a private hospital, learn where to donate blood

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>>25106539
i want to be a big gay with shien

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>>25106509
funniest shitpost in this thread
good job

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>>25106533
The joker of hololive is Matsuri, she's the one that would shoot women after being rejected by Hoshikawa

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>>25106509
Anonchama... Someone with AIDs can't donate

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>>25106471
Miko never did that you bitch, you're mistaken her with literal camwhore like Noel, Mel or Pekora

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>>25106554
fuck off newfag

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>>25106252
watamepower.jpg

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>>25106479
>>25106474
Fuck you for reminding me. AHHH and she died to near my birthday fuck.

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>>25106530
Poland

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>>25106422
https://files.catbox.moe/wxzu82.webm

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>>25106457
I was there, she was talking really slowly and you could tell she was crying. It was really sad and I'm amazed she continued even after that

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I love Okayu!!!

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>>25106509
Why are burgers like this?

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>>25106509
I guarantee someone has been collecting all of the anonchama worthy posts. This will be one of them.

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>>25106446
The only ones shitposting about Mikoti right now are artiafags. She offered Mikoti a twitch bountry stream, but after getting told to fuck off she poisoned Mikoti, forcing her to become bedridden.

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>>25105969
She's always apologizing for making her fans feel lonely... Miko... I'll keep watching your EliteStory no matter how it turns out.

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>>25106509
This reminds me of the time I saw someone say sperm donation is wrong, because people shouldn't allow others to fuck their wives

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>>25106509
>Antis are dumb
Way to out yourself man

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>>25105284
Yes. Idols should stay idols, sexual liberation was a mistake.

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Towa...

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>>25106471
>got molested by her brother
wtf love Rushia now.

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Miko...

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>>25106573
fuck off i bet you arent even a member

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PPT...

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>>25105318
Wtf do you mean dont make up some shit and bad mouth her